Sometimes I go to work and leave happy and fulfilled. Other nights I leave in an existential crisis. — Transcript

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1. 0:00Who do you think did 9/11?
2. 0:01>> Us.
3. 0:02>> So, why did America do it?
4. 0:03>> To finish
5. 0:04Bush's war on terror.
6. 0:05>> Where'd you read this? Where's this
7. 0:07>> I I served 11 years in
8. 0:08>> You have big served in the military
9. 0:09energy. He's I I have not seen a man's
10. 0:12wallet on the table in so long. Look at
11. 0:15this wallet. I have NOT SEEN MY
12. 0:17>> [laughter]
13. 0:20>> SO, WHAT TELL HIM ABOUT APPLE PAY. WAIT,
14. 0:22WHAT?
15. 0:23WHERE in the military were you?
16. 0:25>> Syria.
17. 0:26>> How was that?
18. 0:27>> [laughter]
19. 0:29>> Yeah. I want the full conspiracy. Let's
20. 0:31go.
21. 0:31>> I was in the VA a year and a half after
22. 0:34an operation that we went to. Breaking
23. 0:36News is the operation that we did a year
24. 0:38and a half ago. Popped up on the news, I
25. 0:40immediately went to go check and I'm
26. 0:42like, is this modern? And they said,
27. 0:43yes.
28. 0:45And I said, no, it's not. I need to go
29. 0:47to mental health
30. 0:48because I was there when that happened.
31. 0:50>> Oh, so you go and say like, we this
32. 0:52what's on the news isn't true.
33. 0:54>> Yes.
34. 0:54>> Am I going crazy?
35. 0:55>> Yeah, and it broke my whole reality.
36. 1:01>> I don't want to even know this. I feel
37. 1:03like we're all You just dragged us into
38. 1:06your fucking
39. 1:08murder? What the fuck, man? Now we're
40. 1:11all going down with you. He has He
41. 1:13cannot stop drinking. He I I think he's
42. 1:17telling the truth. Why did you just drag
43. 1:19us into this nightmare? Is the Bermuda
44. 1:20Triangle real?
45. 1:21>> Yes, but it's because of a series of
46. 1:24winds, not anything else.
47. 1:25>> Nerd alert.