Someone Crashed Zoom Calls With My Clips — Transcript

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1. 0:00This is the video that he posted. First
2. 0:02off, the thumbnail is concerning.
3. 0:05Jinxy goes out of pocket trolling
4. 0:07Karen's on Zoom.
5. 0:10By the way, chat, uh, this thumbnail is,
6. 0:14guys, this thumbnail is AI, by the way,
7. 0:17>> and in person.
8. 0:18>> Okay. All right. Basically, he joins
9. 0:21Zoom calls and plays my most iconic
10. 0:24clips in front of boomers. Let's see
11. 0:26what happens. and in person.
12. 0:28>> THIS IS WHY YOUR MOM DOESN'T LOVE YOU.
13. 0:31>> I CAN'T, BRO. I CAN'T.
14. 0:33>> OKAY, this is gonna be bad. Yo. Yo, I
15. 0:36don't even know if I can get through
16. 0:37this. This is gonna be bad.
17. 0:38>> You guys have been asking me for a part
18. 0:39two of the Jinxy Zoom trolling video
19. 0:41that was deleted years ago, and today
20. 0:42I'm going to deliver. But
21. 0:43>> wait, the original one got deleted
22. 0:46>> with a twist. Today, I got almost 30
23. 0:47clips of Jinxy Zoom trolling, but the
24. 0:49clips are going to get progressively
25. 0:50more questionable and sus.
26. 0:52>> Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
27. 0:53Not the yoga pants. Brother Matt, DON'T
28. 0:57TELL ME THE yoga pants is in here.
29. 0:58>> Please be sure not to watch this video
30. 1:00with your volume up in public. And if
31. 1:01Jinxy is somehow watching this video,
32. 1:03please, I hope you make it to the end,
33. 1:05bro. Let's get this video started with
34. 1:06sus.
35. 1:07>> Wait, what is that? The end of the
36. 1:08video. What is that? The end.
37. 1:12[snorts] Oh my god.
38. 1:14This is AI, by the way, CHAT. THIS IS
39. 1:16AI. THAT'S FROM THAT FREAKING Sora app.
40. 1:19Make it to the end, bro. Let's get this
41. 1:21video started with sus meter level one.
42. 1:26Lad McConi. That's definitely got to be
43. 1:28me. Yo, shout out Lad McConi. The truth.
44. 1:32>> When I was in HIGH SCHOOL, I THOUGHT I
45. 1:34MAY HAVE BEEN BISEXUAL. WAIT. PAUSE. I
46. 1:38never kissed a dude. I never did none of
47. 1:40that.
48. 1:41>> All right. Yo, this is going to be okay.
49. 1:43This is going to be a rough one to
50. 1:44watch.
51. 1:45>> Dude, 3 4 years ago, I was a little bit
52. 1:47of a loose cannon, bro.
53. 1:50>> I don't.
54. 1:51>> It's just beautiful. Hey Alexa, how big
55. 1:53is a whale's penis?
56. 1:55>> What?
57. 1:56>> I just sent you like 20 people and you
58. 1:58keep rejecting
59. 1:59>> my hand on the Bible. God can strike me
60. 2:02down IF I'M LYING.
61. 2:03>> THAT mother is cheating. [laughter] TAKE
62. 2:06MY WORD.
63. 2:07>> OKAY, HAVE all that cursing, Adam, but
64. 2:10uh I appreciate your enthusiasm.
65. 2:12>> So, I find it funny to think that like I
66. 2:14don't know this is probably in the night
67. 2:15time. I'm like sleeping while this is
68. 2:18happening.
69. 2:18>> You do it again. you know, his is
70. 2:20Christian, so I'm going have to kick you
71. 2:22off. But, um, yeah, as long as you keep
72. 2:23it clean, dude, you can hang out.
73. 2:25>> A few inches later,
74. 2:26>> Cornelius, as you see, he's been hanging
75. 2:28out with us for a while. You know, he's
76. 2:29coming out to a lot of different events.
77. 2:31I'm calling him out. We call
78. 2:32>> the tall guy in the middle is going to
79. 2:34have an absolute hammer on him. A
80. 2:37>> Oh my god. Oh my god.
81. 2:38>> Hammer.
82. 2:42[laughter]
83. 2:44>> He just genuinely had the Stoner Reacts
84. 2:47face on, bro. That class might have gone
85. 2:50insane, but make sure you stay till the
86. 2:51end of this video because THERE ARE
87. 2:52>> OH MY GOD. WHERE I PLAY THREE PLUS
88. 2:55>> THIS is horrible.
89. 2:55>> You will no longer get boners over the
90. 2:58internet. Oh, I just nodded myself.
91. 3:01>> Bro, I don't remember half of these,
92. 3:03bro. I'm going to be out. This is a
93. 3:04blur. [laughter]
94. 3:06>> Oh, I just my pants.
95. 3:07>> No,
96. 3:09let's get to the rest of the video, bro.
97. 3:11>> Hi. Hi, Nicholas.
98. 3:13>> Oh, this one. OKAY. WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE
99. 3:15THIS IMAGE? ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE HONEST.
100. 3:17THIS IS A REAL IMAGE. YES, I was a neon
101. 3:20kid. I had a neon shirt with a neon
102. 3:22phone case. Brother, THIS IS LIKE MY
103. 3:25FIFTH GRADE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT. WHY DO
104. 3:28YOU HAVE THIS?
105. 3:29>> YOU THERE?
106. 3:33>> HEY,
107. 3:36we're excited for you.
108. 3:38>> Oh my god. Be right back.
109. 3:43Here's
110. 3:49your blue.
111. 3:53>> Yeah, I have no dignity left at this
112. 3:54point.
113. 3:56>> Okay, thanks. Bye.
114. 3:58>> You're telling me you did that in a
115. 4:00one-on-one Zoom call? Yo, Matt, are you
116. 4:02like a psychopath, bro? You did that in
117. 4:05a one- ON-ONE PRIVATE ZOOM CALL?
118. 4:09>> BRO, she just hid in her own call. Now I
119. 4:12got to take the walk of shame, bro.
120. 4:15[laughter]
121. 4:16>> Oh my god.
122. 4:17>> Giving speeches from a speed video.
123. 4:23>> If you could invent a brand new
124. 4:24refreshing drink, what would it be
125. 4:26called? What would be in it? And why
126. 4:28would everyone want to try it?
127. 4:29>> I am tried and true lemon to the court.
128. 4:34>> No sugar,
129. 4:35stop playing.
130. 4:39No, Mr. Smith, I will not go to the
131. 4:41principal office.
132. 4:42>> Yo,
133. 4:42>> that's on period.
134. 4:43>> Yo, yo,
135. 4:46>> who is this?
136. 4:47>> Whoever can do it, remove him.
137. 4:49>> Then come see me. Go do something about
138. 4:51it.
139. 4:53>> A few inches later.
140. 4:55>> Thank you. So, whatever I invent has to
141. 4:57have lemons on those.
142. 4:58>> I don't need no man and I don't need
143. 5:01nobody TELLING ME
144. 5:03>> SHE LEFT. SHE LEFT WHAT I can and can't
145. 5:06do.
146. 5:10Yo, my bites are so realistic in that.
147. 5:15please be removed. Is it possible for
148. 5:17somebody?
149. 5:19>> Pause the timing.
150. 5:20>> Yeah, thank you. [laughter]
151. 5:23>> Started, guys.
152. 5:24>> I'm sorry, that just rattled my brain.
153. 5:26I'm sorry. [laughter]
154. 5:28>> Whatever drink I would invent has to
155. 5:30have lemons and
156. 5:33Oh my god. No. No. No. No. No. Oh my
157. 5:35god. No. No. No. No.
158. 5:38Wait, wait.
159. 5:51Wait, hold up. My audio is weird. My
160. 5:53audio is weird on my thing. Have I mute
161. 5:55it,
162. 5:59Chad? Did I mute it
163. 6:02or is his audio muted?
164. 6:04Oh, it might be copyright. No, High
165. 6:07Visi. It's probably copyrighted music.
166. 6:14No, it's gone. Audio's gone. [snorts]
167. 6:17Whoa. What happened to the audio?
168. 6:20>> Oh my.
169. 6:21>> Oh, no. It's back. It's back. It's back.
170. 6:22It's back. It's back. It's back. Back.
171. 6:26>> Remove this person.
172. 6:27>> Yo, I just ruined this lady's whole
173. 6:29presentation, but I'm about to ruin the
174. 6:30next guy's class even worse. By the way,
175. 6:32if you guys know somebody who
176. 6:35>> self-promotion class, oh god,
177. 6:37>> wants to hire a product manager, please
178. 6:39let me know. Go ahead, Peter.
179. 6:41>> Yeah, I should unmute myself first. It
180. 6:42would probably work better.
181. 6:44>> Peter, I'm going to you in your I'm
182. 6:45going to you. No, no, I'm going to pick
183. 6:46you up and
184. 6:47>> what?
185. 6:49How do you EVEN HAVE A CLIP OF ME
186. 6:51SPECIFICALLY SAYING PETER?
187. 6:53>> HOW OLD ARE YOU? [laughter]
188. 6:54>> What's that?
189. 6:57>> What is happening?
190. 7:00>> [laughter]
191. 7:01>> What's going on?
192. 7:02>> How do you find this?
193. 7:03>> What on earth? [laughter]
194. 7:05>> That wasn't me. Nope. I don't know more
195. 7:08than me.
196. 7:09>> Bro, my favorite part about this is like
197. 7:11the none of them watch the NFL. Brock
198. 7:13Pury, Lad Mcconkey, they're just letting
199. 7:15them in.
200. 7:16>> It's obviously a troll server for a long
201. 7:18time. So, right now,
202. 7:21>> all right, that was insane. But you guys
203. 7:23better prepare for it to get a lot
204. 7:24weirder cuz we're entering the sus tier
205. 7:26level two. What could actually leveled
206. 7:29up from the I don't think how anything
207. 7:30could get worse than the first level.
208. 7:34>> BALLET BOOK CLUB.
209. 7:37>> BRO, Y'ALL ARE JUST THROWING CLUB AT THE
210. 7:39END OF ANYTHING.
211. 7:40>> Get your video turned on at the bottom
212. 7:42of your uh screen at the taskbar at the
213. 7:44bottom. That would be great. Otherwise,
214. 7:46you can just follow along. But just Oh,
215. 7:48there you are. Hello, Nicholas.
216. 7:52>> Wait, no. She was way too happy about
217. 7:54this. Hold on. Hold on. follow along,
218. 7:57but just Oh, there you are. Hello,
219. 7:59Nicholas.
220. 7:59>> OH MY GOD.
221. 8:00>> WHAT THE HECK?
222. 8:02>> WHAT THE HECK?
223. 8:03>> Let me write your name on the
224. 8:04chalkboard.
225. 8:05>> Uh, okay. Uh, now let's talk about
226. 8:08today's book.
227. 8:09>> We going to move on.
228. 8:12>> I think Kirk signed up for a counter,
229. 8:14but I don't know. The other role I can
230. 8:16fill then is general evaluator if you
231. 8:18want or word.
232. 8:20>> Shout out to my dad for filling in this
233. 8:22hole.
234. 8:25[laughter]
235. 8:26No, no, no, no.
236. 8:27>> Rewind.
237. 8:30>> Dude, I didn't know that I COULD
238. 8:32ACTUALLY I'VE ACTUALLY MADE some older
239. 8:33people laugh.
240. 8:34>> Y
241. 8:37>> what?
242. 8:38>> One eternity later.
243. 8:41>> I just did something. So, I don't know.
244. 8:43It says hide. I hide him. Hopefully,
245. 8:45that'll work.
246. 8:48>> That is not me.
247. 8:50>> Oh, come on.
248. 8:52>> Welcome to Nicholas. I think we just
249. 8:56>> How? All right. Who Who is this guy? How
250. 8:58do you have this? How do you have this
251. 8:59image,
252. 9:01>> bro? I was literally like a freshman in
253. 9:05high school. HOW ARE YOU GET HOW ARE YOU
254. 9:08FINDING THESE IMAGES?
255. 9:11>> I think who just joined us. Let's see.
256. 9:14>> You know what, bro? I'll just shake ass
257. 9:16right now.
258. 9:19>> Oh. Oh, Janice.
259. 9:22[laughter]
260. 9:22Janice
261. 9:24>> me. I'LL SHAKE ASS WHENEVER, BRO. I
262. 9:27don't care.
263. 9:28>> Let's go, bro.
264. 9:30>> So, I am trying to [laughter]
265. 9:36>> I've been once um on [music] a cruise
266. 9:38and so we got to hit a lot of different
267. 9:40ports to really do the whole bottom of
268. 9:43the southern part of Ireland.
269. 9:45>> Listen, I did not get nutted on. This is
270. 9:48hydrating moisturizing cream for my
271. 9:50face. This is for my acne. I did not get
272. 9:53nutted.
273. 9:54>> What is that? I don't even know.
274. 9:57>> They just popped in and you just pop
275. 9:59them out, huh?
276. 10:00>> No, they popped themselves out. I don't
277. 10:02know what's going on, but Chris muted
278. 10:04himself.
279. 10:07[screaming]
280. 10:08>> Okay, let's see.
281. 10:12>> I love how insanely long it takes for
282. 10:15them to kick me. Bro, they need a high.
283. 10:17They need a high vise in the Zoom calls
284. 10:19cuz I'm there for like 30 seconds.
285. 10:21>> An experience of seeing the oversold.
286. 10:23>> What is bro yapping about?
287. 10:24>> And they appear to store it in
288. 10:26timelessness. As insane as that sounds.
289. 10:28So when I woke up to the prior memories
290. 10:30of the contact, I was
291. 10:36>> Oh no, I'm sorry. It looks like a troll.
292. 10:39>> Hello.
293. 10:40>> She was quick. Okay.
294. 10:40>> Welcome to our group.
295. 10:45>> Oh sir.
296. 10:47Stop. No, we're done, chat. We're done.
297. 10:49We're done. [laughter]
298. 10:50>> What in the world?
299. 10:53>> Remove him.
300. 10:54>> Oh, come on.
301. 10:57[laughter]
302. 10:58>> Some of them ARE LAUGHING,
303. 11:00>> DUDE. YOU KNOW WHAT THOUGH? ABOUT 5% of
304. 11:03them are laughing. I'm going to be
305. 11:04honest without one. Come on, bro.
306. 11:06>> I've never done a town hall before. Uh,
307. 11:08so this
308. 11:09>> influencer webinar,
309. 11:12bro. I just like who would join this?
310. 11:14This just seems like such a drag.
311. 11:16>> This is exciting for me to kind of talk
312. 11:18on a high level. I do a lot of training
313. 11:21a month virtually and in person.
314. 11:24>> THIS IS WHY YOUR MOM DOESN'T LOVE YOU.
315. 11:26[screaming]
316. 11:27>> I CAN'T, BRO. I can't.
317. 11:30>> All right, hold up one second. Let's uh
318. 11:32>> Jimmy, if you make me a co-host,
319. 11:34>> I will definitely be doing that.
320. 11:36>> Gotcha.
321. 11:37>> All right, guys. This video's been weird
322. 11:38enough, but you got to brace yourselves
323. 11:40because this final grouping of
324. 11:41>> All right. What are you about to play,
325. 11:43bro? cuz I saw your little AI preview.
326. 11:46What are you about to play, bro?
327. 11:48>> We are entering sus meter level three.
328. 11:50Make sure nobody's around you when
329. 11:51you're watching this because these jinxy
330. 11:52clips are about to get freaky, bro.
331. 11:54>> Hello, Danny. How did you find us?
332. 11:57>> Danny, can you unmute and tell us how
333. 12:00you discovered this channel? OKAY,
334. 12:02GRAHAM.
335. 12:03>> WHAT THE HECK? [laughter]
336. 12:05YO, BRO, WHY IS SOMEONE snapping a pic
337. 12:07of the ass cheeks, man? There's a real
338. 12:10life grown woman with jinxy booty cheeks
339. 12:12on her phone right now.
340. 12:26[laughter]
341. 12:30[screaming]
342. 12:33>> I'm not playing with you. [laughter]
343. 12:36>> Wait, that wasn't part of the film.
344. 12:38Okay. Honestly, bro, [clears throat] I
345. 12:40thought for level three he was going to
346. 12:42play the AI, like the Sora AI clips.
347. 12:44Thank god, dude. Honestly,
348. 12:45>> trolls in our film club are we that
349. 12:47famous now? Like, don't they have things
350. 12:48better to do? It's very strange.
351. 12:50[screaming]
352. 12:53>> Oh. Oh my god.
353. 12:55>> Oh my Adam now.
354. 12:57>> Adam,
355. 12:58>> what do these people have against us?
356. 13:00>> Adam Thelen and Kai.
357. 13:02>> Goodbye.
358. 13:03>> Hi, Danny. Do you want to turn on your
359. 13:05camera for a second so we can check you
360. 13:07out? It's about vulnerability and
361. 13:08safety.
362. 13:10>> I like a penis in MY TIGHT LITTLE ASS.
363. 13:13GOD DAMN IT.
364. 13:14>> EXACTLY. That's what we were looking for
365. 13:18when [laughter]
366. 13:19>> yo bro someone's eyes bulge like Joy
367. 13:23did. Yo.
368. 13:24>> Yo, this is actually evil, bro. Like
369. 13:26this is legitimately evil. Uh Matt
370. 13:29>> whole like philosophy of no
371. 13:31>> JJ McCarthy. Okay, we're getting really
372. 13:34deep in the bag here.
373. 13:36>> No way. It's Mr. Riz.
374. 13:38>> Remember he talks about ironic process
375. 13:40theory. Don't think of a pink elephant.
376. 13:42You'll think of a pink elephant.
377. 13:43>> What the are you thinking?
378. 13:47>> Okay.
379. 13:47>> I never snitch on you, daddy. I hold a
380. 13:49brick for you, daddy.
381. 13:52>> Charles can't get rid of.
382. 13:53>> Oh my gosh. I I'm not that fast yet.
383. 13:55Hold on one second.
384. 13:58[laughter]
385. 14:01>> The anti- AI club. He's one of Okay,
386. 14:05this is it. He's 100% going to play an
387. 14:07AI clip. 100%.
388. 14:09>> I was just wondering that scares me a
389. 14:12bit. If death is not the end with social
390. 14:15media about reality, what the hell might
391. 14:18happen?
392. 14:19>> Quick update from my coming out as gay
393. 14:20video. I wanted to let everyone know
394. 14:22that I am off the market. I found a
395. 14:23lovely man named Riley. So, please
396. 14:25refrain from sliding in my DMs. Thanks.
397. 14:27Peace.
398. 14:29>> Okay, I will [laughter]
399. 14:32hit the list.
400. 14:33>> They found that funny as hell. Hey,
401. 14:35comment down below Riley if you made it
402. 14:36this far in the video. And let's go
403. 14:38Riley and Jinxy's chat and celebrate the
404. 14:39new relationship.
405. 14:42>> For low capability, we first will boost
406. 14:45their capability. Then we will boost
407. 14:48their engagement. Later they become the
408. 14:51independent.
409. 14:51>> I have been practicing my mind, body,
410. 14:53and soul. I will no longer get boners
411. 14:56over the internet. It's literally pixels
412. 14:58on a screen. It is PIXELS ON A
413. 15:00SCREEN, MOTHERUCKER.
414. 15:03>> HUH? Effective leadership is about we
415. 15:05adapt [music] to the needs of everyone.
416. 15:08>> Bro, she just seems so sweet and kind.
417. 15:10This is awful.
418. 15:12>> There's no way we're just going to
419. 15:13continue like this, right?
420. 15:15>> Listen, I chose the how to be a edition.
421. 15:16>> THEY DIDN'T KICK [laughter] ME FOR THAT.
422. 15:19>> Club speech because
423. 15:21>> do they even know how?
424. 15:22>> Thought it would be useful for
425. 15:24>> Oh, I just
426. 15:26[laughter]
427. 15:28>> Sorry. Does anyone have
428. 15:31>> Okay, that that is a gif, bro. Trying
429. 15:33not to pass. Hold up.
430. 15:38Hold up.
431. 15:39>> Sorry. Does anyone have I think Jay
432. 15:41maybe was logging back in as a
433. 15:43controller for this meeting so that we
434. 15:45can get this person out.
435. 15:47>> Wait, I'm about to my pants.
436. 15:49>> Wait, the host was AFK so no one could
437. 15:52kick me. Oh my god.
438. 15:54>> I thought it was a fart.
439. 15:55>> Oh, I just MY PANTS. NO.
440. 15:59NO, THAT was No, that was a fart.
441. 16:02>> I don't know, actually.
442. 16:05>> Yo, that was legitimately a banger. I'm
443. 16:07I'm going be honest. That was
444. 16:08legitimately a banger.
445. 16:10>> I'd like to say hello to Rad. Rad, can
446. 16:13you talk her? We need you to start your
447. 16:15video camera now. I'm giving YOU ONE.
448. 16:18>> THIS IS WHY YOUR MOM DOESN'T [screaming]
449. 16:20LOVE YOU.
450. 16:21>> I CAN'T, BRO.
451. 16:24>> OKAY, that was legitimately a banger.
452. 16:26Sub to Matt. Th peak.