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0:12This is a story about my father and the
0:14summer we spent together many years ago.
0:17It was the summer that changed my life.
0:22[Music]
0:25I feel it f
0:28[Music]
0:30your love is faith
0:34woman. I feel it faith
0:38[Music]
0:46woman. Well, when you touch your touch
0:49has gone cold.
0:51If someone else controls your very soul,
0:57I fool myself.
0:59Long as I can
1:02can feel the presence of another man.
1:05It's there when you speak my name. It's
1:08just not the same.
1:12Babe, I'm losing you.
1:16It's in the air.
1:18It's there everywhere. Baby, baby, baby,
1:23I'm losing you.
1:25And later on in the show, I'm going to
1:26wash it out right in front of you so you
1:28can see how it looks.
1:29The Burger Maker, the ingenious kitchen
1:31gadget that lets you stuff
1:34your way to the best tasting burgers
1:36ever. Simply
1:37thanks to the upper winds. The upper
1:38wind pattern right now is warmer through
1:40the middle part of the country. And by
1:41the weekend, it'll continue to have this
1:43bulge of high pressure right through the
1:44midsection of the US. That'll keep the
1:46warm air coming from the west by
1:48temperatures above normal, probably
1:49through the beginning of next week.
1:52Come to bed.
1:54In a minute.
2:02Are you crying?
2:07Babe,
2:08you're crying.
2:11Does weather make you sad?
2:14I don't know what it is.
2:16Everything just makes me cry lately.
2:18I have high blood pressure.
2:21I don't think you have high blood
2:22pressure.
2:25Driving down the street today, I see
2:27this guy buying his little boy a snow
2:28coat, you know, from the back of a truck
2:31and
2:32start blubbering like a baby. Had to
2:33pull up.
2:36Maybe you're thinking about your son. I
2:37mean, he's graduating high school
2:39tomorrow.
2:40Well, it's not like he's going off to
2:41war.
2:42No, but he's getting to that age. It's
2:46an adjustment.
2:48I'll say,
2:50you've been a great dad to him, Mel, and
2:53you always will be.
2:59I have an idea. Why don't I come over
3:01next weekend and I can cook dinner for
3:04the three of us and get to finally meet
3:07the legendary Freddy Klein?
3:08Yeah, maybe.
3:12Yeah, maybe.
3:16What am I doing wrong here?
3:19You're not doing anything wrong.
3:20Then why can't we be together? I mean,
3:23really together.
3:25What the
3:27Come on. Don't Don't do this.
3:29Tell me this.
3:33Who the hell is calling at this time of
3:35night?
3:35Oh, I wonder.
3:39Hello.
3:40Hey, Al.
3:41We have a little situation here at the
3:42lot.
3:43What are you doing at the lot?
3:45My TV crashed. I wanted to catch the
3:46game.
3:47Anyway, there's a young man here. Uh,
3:50what's your name?
3:51Jason. Jason what?
3:53Sanders.
3:54His name is Jason Sanders. you in
3:56relation to Phil Sanders or BMA?
3:58No.
4:02Jason here tried to boost the silver
4:04Mustang we traded in last month.
4:06Luckily, I was here to catch his
4:08felonious ass.
4:10You call the cops?
4:11No, I did not call the police. I wanted
4:13to talk to you first.
4:16Well, what do you think?
4:18Well, I don't know yet.
4:22What?
4:25Well, no. I I don't like the fact this
4:27keeps happening any more than you do.
4:29But
4:31yes, he is trespassing.
4:35What? You mean like in the leg?
4:37Mr.
4:38Let's not get crazy here. Okay, come on.
4:41I'll do anything to make this right. I
4:43promise.
4:43He says he'll do anything to make it
4:45right. I'll be right down.
4:49Get in the back. Pretty Boy Floyd. Make
4:51me nervous.
4:55We think that Herman's been washed out
4:57to sea. So, what's the problem?
5:00Ash,
5:00we got to fix that clock.
5:05Am I interrupting anything?
5:06Yeah, Herman's getting a [ __ ] beat out
5:07of him tonight.
5:10What's with the gun?
5:12Oh, it's good, isn't it? Looks real.
5:14Oh, thank God.
5:19I know you. You were here the other day
5:21with your friends.
5:24Yeah, he was driving a BMW.
5:27What are you doing trying to steal a car
5:29from us?
5:30Mister, I wasn't going to keep the car.
5:32Okay, I swear I was just going to drive
5:34it around for a couple hours.
5:35Why?
5:36My friends dared me to do it. This whole
5:38thing was just a goof.
5:39It's a goof.
5:41My son goofed like that, I put my foot
5:42up his ass.
5:43You ever been to prison, Jason?
5:46No.
5:49Let me see your wallet. I I don't have
5:52any money.
5:52Call the police.
5:53Okay, here you go.
6:02Who is Dr. William Sanders?
6:05It's my father.
6:07Mr. Martini, call in a $6,500 approval
6:11while I do Mr. Sanders paperwork.
6:14I'm sorry. What?
6:156,500? That's a That's a very good
6:17price.
6:17You know, I got a soft spot for troubled
6:19youth. But you you guys can't do this.
6:21This is my father's credit card. I I'm
6:23not allowed to use it except for
6:24emergencies.
6:25Mr. Sanders, if you do not consider
6:27Grand Theft Auto an emergency, then you
6:29live one wild life.
6:30This is going to bring you and your
6:31father much closer together. It it it
6:34really will. Trust me. Yeah. I'd like an
6:36authorization, please.
6:37I'm sorry. What exactly are you guys
6:39doing?
6:41Selling you a car.
6:52[Music]
6:58That exhaust system under warranty?
7:00Not that I'm aware of.
7:04What time got to be at graduation
7:05tomorrow?
7:06Noon. Should wear like a sports coat,
7:08suit.
7:10What is it with wag? I got to dress you
7:11now. Wear whatever you want. Ow. You
7:13know what I realized about you after all
7:14these years? You got a lousy
7:16disposition.
7:18[Music]
7:19Go to Casaro. Grab a drink. Good night,
7:22Ash. It's a ladies night. Good sale.
7:27Yes, it was.
7:28[Music]
7:55Yeah, looks like a full
7:57[Music]
8:02Why did you want him to sleep outside in
8:04a tent? This I do not understand. This
8:06stupid Pete. Pete, they're scouts.
8:08That's what Boy Scouts do. They go
8:09camping.
8:09Why? There's no bathroom. The schnites
8:11over there, Costa. Hey, give him the
8:14data. Don't give him the sparkle pizza.
8:15Come on, Malaka.
8:16Hey, come on, guys. Let's go. Chop chop.
8:19We got people waiting to get to work
8:20here.
8:21I like your pocket thingy.
8:24Oh, well, thank you. Yes, it's uh it's
8:26what I like to call the finishing touch.
8:29[Music]
8:37Just got this one in. Less than 30,000
8:39miles on it. mint condition. New paint
8:41job. If you have any questions, don't be
8:44afraid to ask. My name is Al.
8:46I'm one of the owners. You deal with me
8:48directly.
8:49Yes, they do.
8:51[Music]
8:52He's not eating, mother. There's
8:53something wrong with him. No, I don't
8:56want to wait until the weekend.
8:59I can't.
9:01Will you please just take him to the vet
9:03this afternoon? Oh, emergency.
9:07Yes, I will re I will reimburse you.
9:11I I know I still owe you for the
9:13marshmallows. Just please don't
9:14m
9:16to go.
9:21I'm so sorry about that, Mr. Martini.
9:24Oh, I made those cookies for you and Mr.
9:26Klein, and they're sugarfree.
9:30Did you
9:30process the uh paperwork I put on desk
9:32last night? Oh. Uh, you left paperwork.
9:36H.
9:37Well,
9:39the um the Mustang, you sold it last
9:42night.
9:42Well, I didn't I didn't see anything.
9:45It's uh it'd be right here.
9:49I don't use my inbox.
9:52I'm afraid I would rely on it too much.
9:57Just process the car.
9:59Okay. Thanks.
10:07Mr. Martini. Yeah.
10:08Do you think that I might be able to
10:09leave a little bit earlier today because
10:11I think my cat might be dying?
10:14No.
10:16[Music]
10:25Come.
10:32May I sit in, please?
10:33By all means.
10:35Hey, what you doing?
10:37Showing these nice people.
10:38No, no, no. I I got someone coming by
10:39this afternoon to buy it.
10:41Who? It's a doctor from Beverly Hills.
10:44He wants it for his kid.
10:45I'm sorry, folks. I can't sell you the
10:46car.
10:47Why not?
10:50Did this doctor leave a deposit?
10:52No. Well, did he sign anything?
10:56Al, he really wants the car.
10:59I I Come on.
11:01I I'm sorry,
11:04Michael.
11:06Loyal will fix that right up. That's
11:07nothing.
11:09Slide on in there.
11:18Can I start the engine, please?
11:20Sorry.
11:20Can I start the engine? Yes, by all
11:22means. There you go.
11:33That
11:35this is nothing. It's just a loose wire.
11:37Excuse me. Wireless lamp.
11:43I'm going have my mechanic take a look
11:45at it and I guarantee you he's going to
11:46fix this up in about 2 minutes time.
11:50Barlo, I think we have a little ignition
11:52issue here. Can you take a look?
11:56Just take a second, folks. Thought you
11:58told me this car is ready and roll.
12:07Have you been drinking?
12:10Yes, Mr. CL. What's going on?
12:14I comes to my house last night and my
12:16wife is not there. She goes to her
12:19mother and she takes my little Manola
12:20with her. She say, "I don't make her
12:22happy no more."
12:23Okay. Look, I understand that you're
12:25upset,
12:30but we can't do anything about your wife
12:31at this moment. Wouldn't you agree with
12:32that?
12:36Barlo. Carlo, we can't do this right
12:38now. You got to pull yourself together.
12:40Barlo, you
12:41Oh, come on. You got your
12:43figured it out. Just what I thought.
12:45It's a It's a loose wire. We'll have it
12:46done in a second. Listen to me.
12:49Sometimes things break down, right? It
12:52happens, right? And we just don't sit
12:54around and hope we fix them. You're a
12:56fixer.
12:59If you can get this car to run, you can
13:01get your wife back.
13:05You really think so?
13:07I know. So,
13:16[Applause]
13:18Try it now.
13:18Try it now.
13:20[Music]
13:22There we go. Loose wire. Just like that.
13:28Cash. She reaches into her porch. She
13:30pulls out a stack of honeys. This thing.
13:32Outstanding. What we clear on that car,
13:34G? Ah, little head throw some floor
13:36mats, which we're out of. So, call
13:37Jerry. I'll call Jerry. So, uh, guess
13:40what? I got the kid for graduation. I
13:42don't know.
13:44A bond.
13:47A bond.
13:49Yeah. A bond.
13:52A bond.
13:54What? Nothing. It's terrific. I'm sure
13:57you'll love it.
13:59What'd you get?
14:01Just this.
14:03Had it engraved.
14:06It's nice. Is that a Rolex?
14:12No, it's not a Rolex. That's why you
14:13busted my stones.
14:14Why you busting my stones? I don't feel
14:15bad about buying kid.
14:16Not about it. I'm sure it'll mature when
14:17he's 80. He'll be able to buy medication
14:19with it. Okay.
14:22You
14:24Hey, cowboy. Slow down. Hey, we got
14:26time.
14:27I'm required to go to one high school
14:29graduation in my life. I am not going to
14:31be late.
14:35[Music]
14:39Good job.
14:41[Music]
14:52Excuse me, miss. Where's everyone going?
14:54The graduation's over.
14:55No, it's not. It starts at noon.
14:57It started at 9:00.
15:02No.
15:04What?
15:16Come on.
15:19I still can't believe she lets that one
15:21dick monkey put his hands up her skirt.
15:23How are you?
15:24Hi, Chicky.
15:25Timmy, where's Fred?
15:28Where were you?
15:30We were in the back.
15:34Were you really here? Would I miss my
15:36only kid's high school graduation?
15:44We were here, Barb.
15:48Wasn't it wonderful seeing him get his
15:50diploma?
15:52It
15:52was incredible.
15:57Well, I got to get back to the office.
15:59So,
16:00I'm not rushing out of here, chick. If
16:02you want to go, go. Okay.
16:03You want to stay? We'll stay.
16:05So, where's Fred?
16:06With his friends.
16:09Hey, graduation.
16:12Find yourself.
16:15Still hustling cars out there in the
16:16valley.
16:17Yeah, we're in Coino.
16:18Don't play this game, Al.
16:20What game is that?
16:21You're a Century City stock broker.
16:22Bulking old ladies out of their piggy
16:24bank money.
16:25First of all, I don't bill anyone.
16:26Second of all, I'm a venture capitalist,
16:27not a stock broker.
16:28You're a stock broker.
16:29You're an idiot. Assh.
16:31Nice pinky ring.
16:31Who are you?
16:32Who are you?
16:32What are you?
16:33There he is. Hey, hey,
16:35hey.
16:37You made it,
16:39[Applause]
16:40buddy. Boy,
16:41you got I didn't see anywhere.
16:42We're in the back. Congratulations.
16:43Look at that.
16:44Oh, thank you.
16:46Well, let's open that later. Kiss me.
16:52There you go, Fred. Congratulations.
16:55It's for your mother.
16:59Whoa. It's a Julian Jakard. The finest
17:02watch in the world. It's unreal.
17:05It's what a Rolex wants to be when it
17:06grows up.
17:09Yeah.
17:11Thanks, Rome.
17:12Well, it was Chick's idea. I thought it
17:14was a little much.
17:16He deserves it. He did great.
17:18Did great, Fred. Thanks,
17:20Ash. Can you take a picture of the three
17:21of us?
17:22Uh, which three?
17:25Freddy.
17:26All right. Big smiles, everybody.
17:29Come on, chicky. Smile. Don't act like
17:31you got a pine cone up your ass.
17:33Just take the picture. All right.
17:34There you go. There you go.
17:36Al, do you like a photo?
17:38Yeah, that'd be great.
17:41Yeah.
17:41Hey, Martini. What?
17:43Put me in here.
17:45No. Yeah. You and you.
17:46What's this?
17:48Let me wear that.
17:49All right. Hey, but you been laid yet? I
17:53think so.
17:54What does that mean?
17:56I don't know. Well, you'll know.
17:58Smile.
18:02[Music]
18:04What kind of toast do you want that on?
18:08Rabbi Mendleton, how are you?
18:10Oh, our mistake. Mistake is who eats
18:12green herring. What's the world coming
18:14to?
18:15That's what they feed him on the farm.
18:16Can you be Amish and Jewish? I don't
18:19know.
18:20Anyway, judgment came up on the TRW.
18:22Who's not going to do the deal unless
18:23you can slice 20% off the top?
18:25He's nuts.
18:26What'd you do?
18:27It's the only game in town. That's a
18:28good deal.
18:29You have a vagina, right?
18:31She's at her mother's.
18:32Nice.
18:33Hey, Martine. What's with Quiet Boy over
18:36here?
18:37I'm fine.
18:43Choose bigger to go, please.
18:44Go up yourself, Lenny.
18:46With what?
18:47I'll bring you a baloney. It might be
18:48big enough.
18:49Yeah. Throw some coleslaw on that.
18:50Baloney and colelaw for the [ __ ]
19:06Hello.
19:07Hey, it's me.
19:08Freddy's not back yet. Al.
19:11Yeah, I'm not I'm not looking for
19:12Freddy.
19:14Is everything all right?
19:20She'll look pretty today. Barb,
19:23thank you. Al,
19:25let's have dinner tonight.
19:27Mr. Klene, I am Mrs. Barnett.
19:30Come on. Come on. Come on. We'll go
19:32downtown. I'll break out my silk shirt.
19:34You put on your high heels. We'll have a
19:35great time.
19:36Well, that's a hell of an offer, but
19:39chick really hates it when I date.
19:43It's no date. Come on. My son just
19:44graduated high school. Concerned
19:46parents, we need to talk about his
19:47future.
19:50My other line is ringing. I let her
19:52ring.
19:53I have to go.
19:54It's important they'll call back.
19:56Why are you doing this to me?
19:58[Music]
20:01Why did you call Al?
20:04This chick still tell you how pretty you
20:05look.
20:09I'm sorry, Barb. I shouldn't have
20:10called. It was dumb of me.
20:43Freddie.
20:45Freddie.
20:48Hey, Dad. Graduate.
20:52Hey, I'm glad you're here.
20:56What's up? I wanted to talk to you about
20:59something.
21:01Anything wrong?
21:02Uh,
21:06I don't want to go to Calpali.
21:08Okay. Where do you want to go?
21:12I want to work at the car lot.
21:17And do what? Are you going to follow
21:18Barlorer around with a wrench?
21:21I want to be a salesman.
21:29Okay, I'm listening.
21:32Didn't you always tell me that you know
21:34what you need to get by in this world,
21:35you don't learn from a book?
21:38I did.
21:39Well, I'm sick of school and I want to
21:40live in the real world. Don't they like
21:43college degrees in the real world?
21:45Always.
21:46It depends on what you do.
21:49Is that a fact? You
21:50talk to your mother about this?
21:52I wanted to talk to you first.
21:58So,
21:59what do you think?
22:02I think I'm going to make you a
22:03sandwich.
22:04I'm serious, Dad.
22:07I guess I just always assumed that you
22:10would go to college and do something a
22:12whole lot bigger and better than what I
22:14did.
22:15Well, I thought you did great, Dad.
22:18I'll be proud if I grew up to be like
22:20you.
22:26I was thinking
22:29maybe I could move in with you.
22:34You can make up for a lot of lost time.
22:42[Music]
22:49Wow. Look,
22:54even if I do say yes, your mom's not
22:56going to go along with this. I mean, she
22:58hates with the white hot intensity of a
23:01thousand sons. hates what I do for a
23:04living.
23:06I don't care. This is what I want to do.
23:08Okay? And
23:11I'm going to tell her tonight if you say
23:14yes.
23:19Come on, Dad.
23:21One little yes, it's all it takes.
23:28[Music]
23:39Yeah.
23:40If you think that I'm going to let our
23:42son throw away his life to become a
23:44peddler.
23:45Well, it's not going to happen. Albert
23:48Chick here. You talk.
23:49I don't want to talk to Chick.
23:50Oh, please don't put me in the middle.
23:57Al, if the kid wants a job, he can come
23:59and work for me.
24:00That's not the point.
24:01Blow it out your ass, chick.
24:06What?
24:06He wants me to blow it out my ass.
24:11Barb,
24:13it's not a good idea.
24:16[Music]
24:41Been here for 16 years. Al, you might
24:43want to unpack some of this stuff.
24:46What are you talking about? That's the
24:47high quality gifts we give away every
24:48time you buy a used car from Diamond
24:50Motors.
24:51Very nice. Hey, how would you like a
24:53foreplay mom?
24:53I'm good.
24:58Still angry,
25:00just tired.
25:04I may have been a little upset last
25:07night.
25:11Yeah.
25:14Look, so you know, I didn't say yay or
25:17boo to him. He said it's his life and
25:21whatever you want to do, it's fine. He
25:23just had to have your support.
25:29Come on, buy an old nag some breakfast.
25:32Sure. Where's the old nag?
25:33Always said it. You're the best salesman
25:36in town, Klein.
25:37Never heard you say that.
25:40Oh my gosh.
25:47Thanks.
25:50Soup today is the spiced pumpkin.
25:52Thank you.
25:57How'd you find this place?
25:59The food's good, Al. You'll like it.
26:06It's my world's pretty small, isn't it?
26:08Well, there is life beyond the deli if
26:11you ever care to venture out. Ready
26:15to order?
26:16Yes. I'll have the cafe latte and an
26:19almond croissant.
26:20And for you, sir?
26:28These are eggs?
26:29Yes, they're baked in anet with a very
26:31light tomato puree on top.
26:36Okay, I'll have the eggs. Uh, but
26:38instead of baking them, just scramble
26:39them up. Nothing on top. Right toast,
26:41cup of coffee. Sure.
26:50I like this place.
26:51I'm glad.
27:03What are we going to do about our son,
27:05Al?
27:13You
27:14mean what?
27:15Don't get defensive. I didn't come here
27:17to fight with you. I'm
27:18not defensive. I'm listening.
27:22I just feel
27:25it's important at this point. I mean,
27:28he's still a teenager.
27:31It's important to steer him clear of
27:33disaster if possible. And
27:34by disaster, you mean working with his
27:36father?
27:36No. Look, I think it'd be great if he
27:38came to work with you in the summer or
27:40during Christmas vacation, but
27:48I want him to go to college. It's
27:51important.
27:53Don't you want that, too?
27:59I want you to know
28:02it means a lot to me that we can sit
28:03down and talk like this without raised
28:05forces.
28:07It means that we do have Freddy's best
28:09interests at heart, but we also both
28:11know that I still have feelings for you.
28:13And I get the sense that you're trying
28:15to take advantage of that. I don't like
28:17it. I want you to al
28:20what is not in our son's best interest
28:22is for him to throw away his education
28:24to hustle used cars.
28:27Did you rehearse that one with Chick?
28:28It's got his ring to it.
28:30If I were you, I would leave Chick out
28:31of this.
28:32Gladly. Look, the kid doesn't want to go
28:33to college. What are we supposed to do?
28:35divorce.
28:36No, but I'm certainly not going to make
28:37it easy for them by giving them free
28:40room and board and a dead-end job.
28:42I see these kids who go to college, they
28:43smoke dope, they drink beer, they screw
28:45each other for four years on their
28:46parents' dime. You want to talk about
28:48having it easy.
28:48That is not Freddy.
28:49I know he wants to work. That's good.
28:53I'm sure God is just having one big old
28:55belly laugh right now.
28:57I did everything that I could to make
28:59sure that he had stability in his life.
29:02What does he do? Decides to become a car
29:03salesman. That's That's just perfect.
29:06Look, Barb 18year-olds decide a lot of
29:08things is up for review every other day.
29:12If he ends up like you, Al, I will hang
29:15myself. I really will.
29:18No offense.
29:22[Music]
29:35So people care about what they put into
29:37their bodies. Pete, it's not just me. I
29:40mean, I think you would get a whole load
29:41more customers if you had a wider
29:43variety of things like legumes, root
29:45vegetables, stuff like that, grain.
29:48My pe legumes and root vegetables.
29:50Oh, no. I'm serious. I think if you
29:53provided like a healthy option for
29:55people, it'd be really good for your
29:57business.
30:01Where you been?
30:02Oh,
30:06Freddy doesn't want to go to college.
30:08Well, who needs college? You think?
30:10Because he wants to work here.
30:13Could be good for him, right? Real life
30:14experience, stuff like that.
30:16Sure.
30:18What's the ex think?
30:22Wow. What do you think?
30:24Hey, as long as he earns, I absolutely
30:27no handouts.
30:28Yeah, I'm all for it. I love the kid.
30:30You know that.
30:33Okay. You know what the best part is?
30:36He's going to live with me
30:39after all these years.
30:41It's great, right?
30:44That's super. That's super, Al.
30:47It is super.
30:48[Music]
30:53Thank you.
30:56I cannot tell you how disappointed I am.
30:58I cannot tell you.
31:00Well, then don't watch your mouth, son.
31:02I'm not your son.
31:05Listen to me, Freddie. You don't get
31:06these years back of being 18, going to
31:09college, having no responsibilities.
31:12It's a great time in your life.
31:14Yeah. I can't wait. Yeah. [ __ ]
31:17fraternity guys football games. Rahr.
31:20Can't wait. It's going to be fun.
31:22Just out of curiosity, Fred, what's it
31:25going to be like working at a used car
31:26lot?
31:28I'm going to learn how to sell
31:30from your dad.
31:32That's right.
31:38Alberta, this meat's a little rare.
31:41Sorry, Mr. Barnett.
31:43Back on the grill for just a minute.
31:44Yes, sir.
31:50Take a look around, Fred. This house,
31:53the things in it.
31:55View of the ocean.
31:58Pretty nice, isn't it?
32:00Chick.
32:01But he's old enough to handle some
32:03straight talk. If he isn't, he needs to
32:05learn.
32:09How about your dad?
32:11Does he have any of these things?
32:16If I'm not mistaken, he's still living
32:17in a shoe box out there in the valley,
32:18right?
32:20Pretty pathetic for a man his age, don't
32:22you think?
32:23He did not mean that. I promise you he
32:25did not mean that.
32:26You know, I'll never understand why you
32:27traded in dad for this jerk.
32:30You don't care how many nice things he
32:31buys you.
32:34[Music]
32:44Sunshine.
32:46It's been a long a long long time
32:51to see your face.
32:54I feel so hopeful.
32:57What is that?
32:58It's a Chevy Impala with a 350 small
33:01block.
33:02Wrong.
33:03Does this have a smaller engine?
33:04No, it's a 350.
33:06It's definitely an Impala.
33:07So then why are you wrong?
33:09I I don't know.
33:13Come on, buddy boy.
33:15What is that?
33:17Uh,
33:17it's uh a car. I I don't know what you
33:21want me to say.
33:21Well, yeah, it's a car, but what else is
33:23it?
33:23What else?
33:24That's a story.
33:26It's got four doors.
33:27It's great for carpull.
33:282,000 lb of metal surrounding you. Very
33:30safe for the little ones.
33:32Yeah, it's made in America.
33:33Buy this car. Be a patriot.
33:35It's made in Japan.
33:36More bang for your buck.
33:37Okay. All right. I get it. So tell us
33:41what is it?
33:45It's a place to take a girl if you live
33:46with your parents. Put a little tuck and
33:48roll under her ass. We're not selling
33:51valves and pistons. We're selling a
33:52better life.
33:54You buy this car, you get laid. You get
33:57respect at a price you can afford.
34:00What if I can't afford it? Sir, I'm glad
34:01you asked me that. With no money down,
34:03you can drive this car off the lot
34:04today. No money down. You don't pay a
34:06penny till January.
34:07Wow. I'll take it. You getting this,
34:10kid?
34:12I think so.
34:16How?
34:19I like it.
34:21What? Like what? What are we liking
34:22here? What's going on?
34:23That one's not for you there, amigo. You
34:24can't afford that one.
34:27Keep going.
34:28Going. Keep going. Going. Where? Where's
34:30he going?
34:34What's happening?
34:36Saddle.
34:37There you go.
34:38There you are.
34:39Park Avenue Buick.
34:40That's car for you.
34:41Where's Martini going?
34:42You have to be able to size up a
34:44customer in the first 10 seconds. How do
34:46you do that?
34:46From the outside in. What's he wearing?
34:49He's got brown pants with stains on him.
34:52He's a slop. What else?
34:54Uh t-shirt, tennis shoes.
34:57Probably got holes in them.
34:58What is that in your ear?
35:00Not a big spender, is he?
35:03Al, when's the last time you took a
35:05shower? A shower? What? Wait, what?
35:09Tuesday.
35:09How would you know that?
35:11Tuesday is the first of the month.
35:12That's when government checks come out.
35:13This guy's clear. Don't have a job. He's
35:15gave me the system.
35:16Showered, got dressed, took the check to
35:18the bank, cashed it, and went down to
35:20the two four poker tables in Gardina
35:21where he has been ever since.
35:22I haven't even made a few bucks.
35:23I agree. It's probably why he's in the
35:25market for a car. He sold his last one
35:26to pay off his gambling debts.
35:27This yet couldn't get credit from his
35:29mother. Strictly a cash deal.
35:31What are you doing? What? I can't hear
35:33you.
35:35What is happening right now?
35:36You're buying a car.
35:37I'm buying a car.
35:38Buying this car.
35:39What?
35:47Yeah. This one's got the uh fuel
35:50injected 3.8.
35:52I'm just looking, pal. Thank you.
35:54I'm sorry. What' you say?
35:56I said I'm just looking.
35:59You look all you want. The new headers,
36:03new gauges, new air shocks.
36:07This baby's clean.
36:09She have a warranty. I'm sorry, what
36:12warranty? Does this vehicle have a
36:13warranty?
36:14Oh, well, you can buy one, but it's uh
36:18Buick Park Avenue Warhorse.
36:27Comfortable, huh?
36:30How much?
36:31I'm sorry. You got to take it.
36:33How much? What's the price of this
36:35vehicle?
36:35Oh, uh, you know, I uh I don't even know
36:38what he's got to marked at. Al, how much
36:41for the Park Avenue? Uh, 4,200.
36:452200.
36:46[Music]
36:52So, just to be clear, um, $2,200 gets me
36:57this car.
36:58I don't know. Oh, make me an offer.
36:59We'll see.
37:012,200.
37:03Great. Let's go ride it up.
37:05You know what? Do you mind if we just
37:07bypass all that wrist business? You
37:09know, I was kind of hoping I could just
37:10give you the cash and then you give me
37:11the pinks and I could just take off. You
37:13know, I'm just kind of in a rush. So,
37:16well, we usually like to clean the cars
37:17up for the customers.
37:18Not even necessary.
37:21No, no, you got a deal.
37:24Let's make a deal. Our cost in that car
37:26was 900 bucks.
37:28Is that even legal?
37:29Legal is what we do. He got himself a
37:32good car. We made a profit. Everybody's
37:34happy.
37:42What you reading?
37:44The car magazine. I just try to get a
37:46feel for everything.
37:46What kind of feel?
37:48I'm just worried, you know, like what if
37:50a customer asks me a question about the
37:52car I can't answer?
37:53Mhm. So, you ask Barlo.
37:56I hope I can do this.
37:58Trust me, you can. It's not brain
37:59surgery. You just small talk the
38:01customer. You get them to like you. Ask
38:02about their kids, my favorite sports
38:04team.
38:05You know, I watch you and Martini out
38:07there. The stuff you come up with, it's
38:09like you're speaking a foreign language.
38:11We've been doing it a long time.
38:12It's more than that. You guys are like
38:14geniuses.
38:16Trust me, we're not. We're hungry. We
38:18close deals or we don't eat.
38:21Coming to bed.
38:22Yeah.
38:27Hey, Dad.
38:28Mhm. Where'd you get all these
38:30paintings?
38:32Friend of mine helped me pick them out.
38:36Friend,
38:38what's her name?
38:43Linda.
38:45When am I going to meet your friend?
38:47Linda.
38:51Good night.
38:53Hey, Dad.
38:57Why'd your mom get divorced?
39:02Anytime I ask her, she always pretends
39:04she doesn't hear me. Maybe you should
39:07stop asking her.
39:07Come on, Dad. Look, I'm 18 years old. I
39:10can handle it. You know how I was the
39:12only kid in my my school that didn't
39:14know why their parents split up?
39:20Sit down.
39:30Um,
39:36okay. After your mom and I got married,
39:39Martini and I bought Diamond Motors.
39:41First few years were pretty tough, you
39:44know. I mean, there would be days,
39:47sometimes weeks, where we wouldn't even
39:49sell a single car. And that made your
39:51mom very nervous, not knowing when the
39:52next dollar was coming in or even if
39:54there was a next dollar. It's the life
39:57of a salesman. You know, it's not for
39:58everybody.
40:03Anyway,
40:05you were born
40:08happiest day of my life.
40:11And you know, things were just really
40:14bad. And um
40:18so your mom had to
40:20go out and get a part-time job.
40:22Well, mom worked.
40:29Come on. Tell me.
40:33So, she got hired as a personal
40:35assistant to a man named Chick Barnett.
40:38Whoa.
40:38And it didn't take him long to fall in
40:41love with her. She was a very beautiful
40:44woman. And she still is a very beautiful
40:45woman.
40:46Well, she had an affair
40:50and chose chick.
40:51No,
40:54listen to me.
40:56She chose you. Your mom just she needed
41:00security. She needed stability. And that
41:03was just something that Chick was able
41:05to provide for at a time when I
41:06couldn't. So, she was able to stay home
41:10with you. She was able to take care of
41:12you, send you to the best schools.
41:14How can you defend her through what she
41:16did to you?
41:18Look, I'm not defending her, but she
41:20raised you right, and so I cut her some
41:22slack. I mean, come on. Look at you.
41:25You're a masterpiece.
41:27That's not funny. It's messed up.
41:34I'm just saying it's not all her fault.
41:36How is it not her fault she had an
41:37affair?
41:38Sometimes life is complicated, Freddy.
41:40And they're not good guys and bad guys.
41:43Just is what it is.
41:47I mean, sometimes it's shitty.
41:50Yeah.
41:52Sometimes it's really shitty.
41:56Sometimes it's miraculous.
42:02I mean, look at us.
42:05We're living together,
42:07working together.
42:12Luno.
42:21Okay.
42:28I love you.
42:30I do.
42:37Good night.
42:46[Music]
42:52Folks, how we doing today?
43:02[Music]
43:09Maria Maria
43:11espoche.
43:12[Music]
43:36[Music]
43:46school hat.
43:50Do you have any children?
43:53The hell are you talking about?
43:55Kids.
43:58Well, I'm Freddy. I'm I'm around if you
44:00need me.
44:02Call her at me.
44:05Cool.
44:07Hey, bro. We buying a car.
44:10It's a great shirt. Hawaii, right? I got
44:13one, too. Got at the mall. You get at
44:15the mall. You know,
44:16I think this might be a little big for
44:18you two.
44:24You two are meant for each other.
44:27like the car.
44:28[Music]
44:31Can I get your number?
44:33[Music]
45:03ma'am, if you buy this car today, I am
45:06going to throw in an 8x10 color glossy
45:08of my partner Al sitting by the pool in
45:11the speedo at Caesar's Palace. And if
45:15you don't buy this car today, same
45:16photo, same speedo of my good friend
45:18Ash. And trust me, you don't want that.
45:20Same speedo. Really?
45:25This one just came in.
45:27Classic. Okay,
45:32you hungry? We got the grill going.
45:35Cool.
45:37Awesome.
45:41[Music]
45:47Take
45:48[Music]
45:50a pizza.
45:53[Music]
46:07I can't
46:08[Music]
46:28go.
46:30[Music]
46:42I never
46:44even
46:54What do you think?
46:57I like it. I'm I'm just not
47:00just not what
47:02I just don't think I'm ready to buy this
47:03truck today.
47:06Why not?
47:09I just think I need to think about it a
47:11little more.
47:14You know, that's probably a good idea.
47:17This is a big decision. You shouldn't
47:19buy anything unless you're absolutely
47:20ready.
47:23Well, thank you for your time, young
47:24man.
47:25You're welcome, ma'am. It was very nice
47:26meeting you. It's too bad you're going
47:28to miss our offer, though.
47:31What? Um,
47:34what offer is that?
47:36Oh, we're giving away a free George
47:37Foreman grill with every car we sell
47:39today.
47:40What model? Black or platinum?
47:45Platinum, of course.
47:57Okay. Okay, let's do it.
48:01I'll go start up the paperwork.
48:05I did it. I did it. I totally did it.
48:08Congratulations, punk. Popped your
48:10cherry.
48:17[Music]
48:18One, two, three.
48:21And look at that stinky bell.
48:23This is just to show you that I don't
48:24care what you're doing. So,
48:25all right.
48:26Come on.
48:27I'm in.
48:28How's the the shixer? The one who works
48:30here. What's her name again?
48:31Uh, you mean go?
48:32Yeah.
48:34How? I don't know. She's fine. Why
48:35you giving her the high hard one yet?
48:37Am I giving her the high hard? What is
48:38high hard one? That mean like banging
48:39her?
48:40Yes. It means banging her.
48:41Keep on banging her. Why you say the
48:42high?
48:42It's to you.
48:43Man, I'm polite man.
48:45I check.
48:46Hey, what do you got?
48:47It's the ster.
48:48Uh, this one got pooped on. Should I
48:50look better?
48:51You [ __ ] on that sign again?
48:52I'm sorry.
48:53Should you What? Throw it out.
48:54Throw it out. No, you clean it. It's
48:56bird [ __ ]
48:57Hey kid, congratulations. Old man said
49:00you made your first sale.
49:01Hey, you're on your way, pal.
49:02Hey. Yeah.
49:03Just remember one thing.
49:05People are [ __ ]
49:07Yeah, it's words to live by. Remember
49:08that. Remember that.
49:09Well, that's wisdom.
49:10The only job my son wants is a [ __ ]
49:12Freddy wants a [ __ ] too. Lenny, blow
49:14him
49:14in a minute. In a minute. All right. A
49:17and five.
49:20See you boys.
49:20A lot of red out there.
49:21Where you going? I'm going to take the
49:22kid out.
49:23Where too? Where too?
49:25Casaria.
49:28Bring a rubber. You're going to see a
49:29lot of low mileage pit wolfy tonight.
49:30Kid, just remember the 5s. Find them,
49:33feel them, [ __ ] them, and forget them.
49:35Oh, you idiot.
49:36That's four.
49:37Find them.
49:38That's four.
49:39Yeah. What's the fifth?
49:42Finger them.
49:42Finger them.
49:43Finger them.
49:44Now, finger them. I can't believe you're
49:45friends with these guys.
49:46How do you think I feel? See you later.
49:48All right. You good?
49:50I fold. You forgot to roll that thing
49:51over your ball sack.
49:53You are a class act. Seriously, that's
49:55good stuff.
49:56Shouldn't [ __ ] on that sign, though.
49:57Seriously.
50:01Listen, I want to tell y'all something
50:04y'all doing, but you just don't know it.
50:07Baby,
50:09you don't
50:11have much.
50:12[Music]
50:22[Music]
50:24Yes. Yes. I see some future Mrs.
50:26Martinis in here tonight.
50:27So funny.
50:28Kid will take a ginger ale.
50:29Were you ever married Martini?
50:30I was. Yeah. Yeah. 19. A long time ago.
50:34What happened?
50:35Well, there's this uh this cute little
50:38Irish Catholic girl in Flint, Michigan.
50:41Joanne McGrath. Used to live with her
50:43folks. Her dad get drunk every night and
50:45try to kill me.
50:46Why?
50:48It's an Irish thing. I think everyone's
50:50out to screw him. They're a tough cell.
50:53Speaking of which, che's
50:57proud of you.
50:59So am I.
51:00I think I can do this.
51:01Think you can. You did it. You're
51:02closer. Yeah, baby.
51:05Hey, so uh what happened with the Irish
51:08lass?
51:08The Irish lass? Yeah. Well, she came
51:11home one night and told me she was in
51:14love with another man. What?
51:16God.
51:17God.
51:18She became a medical missionary. Went
51:20off to Pakistan. I think she's still
51:22there.
51:23So she's like a nun.
51:26Me and Jesus. The only two men she ever
51:29wanted.
51:31And I got there first. You're BC.
51:39Two balls, two strikes.
51:42corner into the wind. Out the back he
51:45comes. It's up in the rack.
51:50[Applause]
52:02It's Linda. Please leave a message after
52:04the beep.
52:06Hey, Lindy. It's me. How are you,
52:08sweetie?
52:10It's been a while. Uh, just thinking
52:12about you. Wanted to wish you a happy
52:14birthday. I know it's not until next
52:16month, but why wait till the last
52:18minute?
52:20So, okay. Bye.
52:27She's just sitting there, you know, and
52:28I don't know what's going on. I think
52:30she's going to back out, right? Bam. She
52:32signs the contract. He hands me the
52:33check. I give her the keys. I swear to
52:34God, Martine, it was like
52:353:00.
52:36Mhm.
52:37With this guy.
52:38Not my 3:00. You were 3:00.
52:42Oh, much better.
52:44Yeah. Yeah.
52:44You ready?
52:46Ready for what?
52:48We're going to go talk to them.
52:50They're a little old for me, don't you
52:51think?
52:51Well, a little old for me.
52:52Well, what if they don't like us?
52:53They're lost.
52:55Should I talk first or should you?
52:56Just follow my lead.
52:58Ladies,
53:00I just want to let you know that I'm a
53:03big big fan.
53:04Me, too.
53:08of
53:10his whole look, the hair, the dress.
53:14It's just
53:17stunning.
53:18Really?
53:19Yeah.
53:21Wardrobe says a lot about a person.
53:24What does it say about me?
53:25I'm going to tell you in a second.
53:27I'm Ash Martini. This is Young
53:29Frederick.
53:29Fred's good. Just call me Fred.
53:31Can we buy you ladies a drink?
53:34Sure.
53:36[Music]
53:37You okay then? What? Yeah. Really? All
53:39right there. Yeah. Yeah.
53:43Fred here had a really rough day.
53:46Yeah. He's a uh he's a fireman. Yeah.
53:50Works for the fire department and uh
53:52they just put out a big huge blaze down
53:55in Long Beach.
53:56Really?
53:56Yeah.
53:57Fred single-handedly rescued
54:00three.
54:01It was four.
54:02Four.
54:02Yeah. There was a baby. You've saved a
54:06baby's life.
54:07I was just doing my job.
54:08Wow.
54:10How long have you been a fireman?
54:12Oh, just over a year now.
54:15You seem so young.
54:17It's good jeans, I guess. Works out.
54:21Me, too.
54:21I can tell.
54:22Can you?
54:24Yes, I can.
54:32Hello.
54:34Hi, Al.
54:37Hey, Barb. Everything all right?
54:38Yeah. Yeah, everything's fine. Can I
54:40talk to Freddy?
54:42He's not back yet.
54:45Oh, yeah. Out out with friends.
54:49Uh, no. He went out with Martini.
54:55Okay. Will you tell them I called?
54:58We'll do. Bye.
55:00Where did they go?
55:04Casar Rio.
55:06He went to a sleazy singles bar with
55:08martini.
55:09It's a restaurant, Barb.
55:10No, I know what Casaro is. It's not an
55:12appropriate place for an 18-year-old
55:14boy.
55:15Okay, I'm not going to argue with you
55:17about it. If you want to talk to him, go
55:18right ahead.
55:20No, no, you're right. I shouldn't
55:22interfere.
55:28This whole thing has just been so hard
55:30on me.
55:31I just can't seem to let go.
55:33Sorry to hear that.
55:37Maybe I should talk to someone about it,
55:39you know, like a psychologist or
55:43What do you think, Al?
55:45I think you should talk about it with
55:47your husband.
55:50Yeah.
55:54Well, chicks in London for the week, so
55:56yeah, he didn't take you with him.
56:01What is that supposed to mean?
56:04Uh, it's a question.
56:07No, you're trying to dig.
56:08You're just like a little fret trying to
56:10dig through the dirt to come up with
56:11something. Well, you can just stop, Al.
56:14Everything's great between Chick and me.
56:17I'm happy to hear that.
56:24Okay, so I'll tell Freddy you cold.
56:30How is he? How is Freddy?
56:34He's doing great.
56:39Does he miss me?
56:43I'm sure he does. Yeah.
56:46Well, he doesn't call.
56:49I'll have him call you first thing in
56:50the morning. Okay.
56:57Thank you, Al, for being so patient.
57:01You're a good man.
57:03I thought it was a ferret.
57:05And there really is so much about you
57:06that I like and admire. And
57:09I'm going to shut up. I'm sorry. I'm
57:13sorry.
57:16Good night.
57:18Good night, Barb.
57:32So, what do you think?
57:33I'd want more than 90 days warranty on a
57:35rebuilt engine.
57:36Rebuild means it's like new. 90 is the
57:38best I can do.
57:38Not good enough though.
57:40You know, with all due respect, sir, I
57:42don't think you're ready to buy a car.
57:43And that's okay. You should probably go
57:45home and think about it a little bit
57:46more.
57:48What did you say?
57:49Okay. game's as good as your money, pal.
57:51You just drove in this car. You've
57:52practically done a cavity search on it.
57:54And if you need someone to convince you
57:56that this is still a good deal, then
57:57you're obviously not interested in
57:58buying a car. In which case, you're
58:01wasting both of our time.
58:03I'll tell you what, if I buy this car
58:06and it breaks down on me 2 days after
58:08the warranty expires, I'll come back and
58:11I'll kick your ass.
58:13Okay? And if it doesn't and you drive it
58:16for another 100,000 miles, can I come to
58:17your place and kick your ass?
58:22Write it up.
58:38I think it's going to need a new
58:39transmission. Mr. Freddy, look, I don't
58:40care about anybody. If the car doesn't
58:42start, I can't sell it. It's real
58:43simple. Bo,
58:45I'm sorry, Mr. Freddy. It won't happen
58:47again.
58:48Yeah, I better not.
58:51What was that about?
58:53Pinto stalls every time I'm trying to
58:54take it out for a test drive. It's
58:55embarrassing.
58:56Yes, Barlo can't fix [ __ ] Barlo's been
58:59with me for 16 years. He can fix
59:01anything. Respect that.
59:03Cool.
59:04Barlo, fan belt on the Continental,
59:06please, when you got a chance. Thank
59:07you.
59:07Look, Dad, I got a few ideas about the
59:09business I want to talk to you about.
59:10Yeah, I think we should stay open
59:12nights. We sell at least three more cars
59:13a week.
59:14Three. Really? We do some slasher sales.
59:16You know, like weekend clearance sales.
59:17Slasher sales, bro. We should move
59:19inventory. You know, it' be a volume
59:21business. Get more cars, have more on
59:22the lot.
59:23Cost much. We borrow money from the
59:24bank. I already looked into it.
59:25Listen to you. We're not borrowing
59:26money.
59:27Why not?
59:27Because then you got to pay it back.
59:29Money's cheap, that rates are low. You
59:31know, you also buy cars from Canada.
59:33With the conversion rate, we save at
59:34least 15% of our cost.
59:35Where'd you learn that? Sh. You should
59:36talk to me about that kind of stuff.
59:37Look, all I'm saying is we can't grow if
59:39we don't spend money, right? You're not
59:41looking to grow.
59:42Why not?
59:42Cuz it took us years to establish what
59:44we got. It works.
59:46I don't want to get greedy.
59:47Dad, don't play it so safe. Let's make
59:50some dollars. And just think about it.
59:52All right. I got this guy.
59:56I love this car.
59:59So, he gets out and stands there with
1:00:01the stupid little baseball cap. Just
1:00:02stares at the car for like a full
1:00:03minute. So, I finally say, "Hey, Goomer.
1:00:05Hey, you a Dodgers fan? You buy this car
1:00:06right now. I'll throw in two tickets
1:00:08behind the first base dugout. Game of
1:00:09your choice, Rudy. I swear to God, it
1:00:11was like I was offering them [ __ ]
1:00:14Good night. I
1:00:16bottom line, people are [ __ ] Yeah,
1:00:19they'll fall for anything.
1:00:21We used to have this scam in
1:00:22Youngsttown, Ohio. We buy a painting. It
1:00:25it could be anything, like a boat or a
1:00:26landscape. Didn't matter. We would cut
1:00:28it out of the frame, roll it up, put it
1:00:29in the trunk of the car, and then we
1:00:31drive to some out of the way bar or
1:00:33restaurant, and we try to get the owner
1:00:35to come out and take a look at it. We
1:00:37had the whole act. We talked to him real
1:00:39hush hush. We'd look over our shoulder
1:00:41like we're worried about the police.
1:00:42Really made them think the painting was
1:00:44hot.
1:00:44Like stolen
1:00:45and and and we had to get rid of it.
1:00:47Yeah. For like 8 900 bucks.
1:00:49How much did the painting actually cost?
1:00:51Oh, $50 tops.
1:00:52Serious?
1:00:54This guy thought he was buying like a
1:00:55stolen picaza for next to nothing.
1:00:56That's right.
1:00:57People are [ __ ]
1:00:58Stop saying that.
1:01:01Stop saying that. People are [ __ ] You
1:01:03don't need to talk that way.
1:01:06I didn't mean anything by it.
1:01:10[Music]
1:01:11Just hit me the wrong way.
1:01:15Freddie,
1:01:17tell the boys about that little honey
1:01:19we're hitting on the other night.
1:01:20Oh yeah.
1:01:21You mean that real?
1:01:22Oh yeah. Kid got some moves.
1:01:24Shoes, babe.
1:01:25Babe, you know, she was beyond babe. She
1:01:27was like,
1:01:32"You all right? You having a stroke?
1:01:33Should I call 911?"
1:01:35I'm just saying.
1:01:42Yeah, that that sounds good. Let's make
1:01:44it 6:00 at the latest. All right, good
1:01:46deal, Mikey. Thanks so much. Bye.
1:01:49Mr. Cla,
1:01:51I was just wondering,
1:01:53you can't go home early today, Gil.
1:01:54No, that's not what I was going to ask.
1:01:57Look, I know I've just worked here for a
1:01:59couple of months and I'm still sort of
1:02:01learning the system.
1:02:02I didn't know we had a system.
1:02:03Well, I don't know if you know that, but
1:02:04I live with my mother. You've told me
1:02:06that many times.
1:02:07She's on disability.
1:02:08It's less than $800 a month. No, wait a
1:02:11minute. I'm lying. It might be a wee bit
1:02:12more than $800, but it is definitely no
1:02:15more than $900 a month.
1:02:16Is there a question here, Gail?
1:02:18Yes. Yes, there is. Sorry. Uh, I just
1:02:21want you to know that I'm actually going
1:02:23to get really, really good at this job.
1:02:25So, cream and sugar, just like you like
1:02:27it.
1:02:27I drink it black.
1:02:29Oh,
1:02:30yeah.
1:02:32So, I was just thinking, what better way
1:02:35to motivate someone to get really good
1:02:37at their job than by paying them more
1:02:38than the minimum wage?
1:02:40Are you asking for a raise?
1:02:42Well, I suppose if you had to label it.
1:02:45Can you process the Toyota?
1:02:46I was just about to do it.
1:02:47That would be a good time.
1:02:48Okay.
1:02:53Did do you give me the paperwork for the
1:02:55Toyota?
1:02:58The fish keep biting.
1:02:59Oh, yeah. Nicely done, sweetheart. Run
1:03:01that woman's credit app for me.
1:03:03Sweetheart,
1:03:05I think you'll find my name is Gail.
1:03:08She's a feminist.
1:03:13Come on. Martini calls a sweetheart.
1:03:15Well, you're not martini.
1:03:18Just run the app, would you?
1:03:19Yes. Okay. No need to be so rude about
1:03:21it.
1:03:21Customer is waiting. Gail
1:03:23Freddy, just a joke. Dad, you can't get
1:03:26a single thing right. We don't talk to
1:03:27each other like that in here. What?
1:03:29Mr. like it's being really honest. It's
1:03:31about time.
1:03:31Jesus. Come on, Dad. I was just trying
1:03:34to do my job.
1:03:34Who do you think you are? You think
1:03:35you're better than other people because
1:03:36you sold a few cars?
1:03:37No.
1:03:38No. Well, you're right about that.
1:03:40You're not.
1:03:42I don't ever want to see you treat
1:03:43anybody like that ever again. Do you
1:03:45hear me?
1:03:45I'm sorry.
1:03:47And stop with a big shot act. It's
1:03:49really pissing me off. I
1:03:50can't believe you're getting mad over
1:03:51this.
1:03:52What do you want me to do, Freddy? Just
1:03:53sit there while you act like a
1:03:54snot-nosed little brat?
1:03:59They go in there and apologize to Gail.
1:04:04I mean it, Freddy. Go on in.
1:04:14Great car. You're going to love it.
1:04:15He'll be right with you.
1:04:21[Music]
1:04:33Guess it's not ladies night, huh?
1:04:36It's taco Tuesday.
1:04:42What's going on?
1:04:51Freddy can't work for us anymore.
1:04:59Why not? He's doing great.
1:05:01Yeah,
1:05:03he's doing great
1:05:06and he's happy.
1:05:11He's happy. He's doing great.
1:05:14Okay, I'll bite.
1:05:16What's the problem?
1:05:21Just growing up too fast, Ash.
1:05:24I mean, you know, Freddy's always been
1:05:25such a sweet kid and he's changing.
1:05:33Okay, that's what they do.
1:05:36He should be at college with kids his
1:05:38own age. He can do better than this.
1:05:42What's wrong with this? Oh,
1:05:44come on, Ash. We're grown men. We live
1:05:46alone paycheck to paycheck.
1:05:49What happens 10 years down the road? 5
1:05:51years.
1:05:53I don't know. I don't have a crystal
1:05:55ball.
1:05:58We pay our bills. We have We have a few
1:06:00laughs. No one gets hurt.
1:06:03Could
1:06:05be worse.
1:06:09Could lose your family.
1:06:12Oh, Jesus hell. Really?
1:06:15Isn't the statute of limitations on
1:06:17winding up yet?
1:06:26This is no life for my son.
1:06:32Okay.
1:06:37So, what's the plan?
1:06:38We got to let him go. What? What? We
1:06:40Yeah. If I tell him he's just going to
1:06:41come run into you, we got to do it
1:06:43together. And what are we going to tell
1:06:44him?
1:06:53It'll break his heart out.
1:07:08Good morning.
1:07:10Hey,
1:07:18are we okay?
1:07:24Yeah, of course.
1:07:27Yeah.
1:07:29What you looking at? Just
1:07:31uh following a couple small cap stocks
1:07:33here. See what trends before I jump in.
1:07:35Trends, huh? Well, be careful with that.
1:07:37That's gambling. Yeah. I
1:07:39tell you what's not gambling.
1:07:42Investing in your business.
1:07:44Really?
1:07:46Marketing, Dad.
1:07:47Marketing TV commercials.
1:07:50Huh?
1:07:54Now, I got this friend, Alan God. He's a
1:07:56film major at UCLA. Gets to use all
1:07:57their equipment for free. Cameras, film,
1:07:59everything. You know, we could shoot
1:08:00just a bunch of 60-second commercials.
1:08:02Won't even cost us a penny.
1:08:07We'll see. I'm telling you, this is
1:08:09worth it. And at least talk to Martin
1:08:11about it when we get in.
1:08:21Hey, Freddy. Hey, girls. Should be in a
1:08:24tent. Uh,
1:08:24Freddy, sit down. Let's talk. Oh, about
1:08:26the commercial? Uh,
1:08:27no. Something else.
1:08:29That's it.
1:08:31I ask, you want to sit down?
1:08:33Nope.
1:08:34You sure? I'm sure.
1:08:38What's going on?
1:08:43We got to make some changes.
1:08:45All right. I knew you guys would come
1:08:47through.
1:08:47Now, Freddy, this is not about that.
1:08:52Ash and and I
1:08:55uh pencled out the numbers and uh it's
1:08:59going to be too tough to keep you on
1:09:00payroll.
1:09:01What?
1:09:03It's it's a two-man business. It always
1:09:04has been. And it's
1:09:08We can't afford to to spread it out.
1:09:10This this thing What are you saying?
1:09:19What? Um,
1:09:21I say it,
1:09:24Izzy. I can't work here anymore.
1:09:31You're firing me?
1:09:32No, it's not like that.
1:09:33What's it like?
1:09:35You know, I'm selling cars. Even Martini
1:09:37said it. I'm a closer. Remember you said
1:09:39that to me?
1:09:39Well, you're selling cars that we could
1:09:40be selling. It's just not enough to go
1:09:43around.
1:09:44Let's get more then. That's what I'm
1:09:45saying.
1:09:46We've been through that way to go and
1:09:47it's not going to happen. We just can't
1:09:49start changing things around to
1:09:50accommodate one more person.
1:09:54One more person.
1:09:57Gee, I'm glad I mean that much to you.
1:09:59You do, Freddy.
1:10:00This is [ __ ] Hey, but don't don't
1:10:02talk to your dad like that. This is your
1:10:04father.
1:10:04Yeah, some good that does me, huh?
1:10:06Enough.
1:10:08Look, it's the way it's got to be.
1:10:14I thought you were my friend.
1:10:19Oh, yeah.
1:10:24So, what do I do now then? Huh?
1:10:29Do I still live with you?
1:10:38What are you going to do all day?
1:10:43I I I I think it's best that you move
1:10:45back with your mom.
1:10:58I don't I just don't get it. What?
1:11:02Yesterday everything was going great.
1:11:04Now I'm out. What do What did I do
1:11:06wrong? Just tell me and I will
1:11:08apologize. You didn't do anything wrong.
1:11:09Is this about the Gail thing? Is that
1:11:10what this is all about?
1:11:11Nothing to do with that. It's just not
1:11:12going to work out, Freddy. I'm sorry.
1:11:15You're not sorry. I am.
1:11:17You're not sorry. You're just cheap.
1:11:19All right. Get it now. That's why that's
1:11:21why mom divorced you. I get it now. You
1:11:25won't even listen to any of my ideas of
1:11:26how to make more money. You're so small
1:11:28time.
1:11:33Can't believe you're doing this to me.
1:11:39Great.
1:11:41[Music]
1:11:48Let me go talk to him.
1:11:49No, we got to let him go.
1:11:55Al, are you sure this is the right
1:11:56thing?
1:12:01I'm not sure about anything.
1:12:26[Music]
1:12:35[Music]
1:12:41[Music]
1:13:17[Music]
1:13:28[Applause]
1:13:37Hello.
1:13:53Yes.
1:13:54Hey, check Al. Uh, that was me. Uh, must
1:13:56gotten disconnected or something.
1:13:59What is it, Al? is uh Freddy Ram,
1:14:03right? You haven't talked to him?
1:14:04No, no, not for a while.
1:14:07He reenrolled at Calpali.
1:14:10We uh took him up there this past
1:14:12weekend.
1:14:13Oh,
1:14:16good news.
1:14:17Barb's happy about it.
1:14:19Yeah, bet.
1:14:21Okay, then.
1:14:23Yeah, check.
1:14:25Uh, I don't know what Freddy told his
1:14:27mother about why things didn't work out
1:14:29here, but just um
1:14:33let her know that I did what I
1:14:37just tell her I
1:14:40I probably should have just listened to
1:14:41her in the first place.
1:14:43All right, I will now. You know how much
1:14:45she likes being told she's right.
1:14:48And one other thing, chick.
1:14:52Yeah, I just wanted to
1:14:55I know you taught Freddy a lot of stuff
1:14:58about um
1:15:01business and
1:15:03and I just wanted you to know that he uh
1:15:05he really took it all in. He he learned
1:15:07a lot from you. So I uh
1:15:11I want to thank you for that.
1:15:15That's really nice of you to say.
1:15:18I appreciate it.
1:15:21Okay, chip. Uh, goodbye.
1:15:34Got three good ones for auctioner. Take
1:15:36a look.
1:15:38[Music]
1:15:47Now, are you okay?
1:15:51Freddy decided to go to Calpali. Left
1:15:53last weekend.
1:15:56That's good, right? I mean, that's what
1:15:58you wanted.
1:15:58Except for the fact that chick's the one
1:16:00who told me
1:16:04[Music]
1:16:08son won't even talk to me anymore.
1:16:11[Music]
1:16:13What do you expect? You fired him.
1:16:16Thanks, Ash. That helps. He'll come
1:16:18around.
1:16:23That's what kids do. They, you know,
1:16:25they
1:16:26kids.
1:16:33What say you and me? We go to Casaria
1:16:35and get your mind off this stuff.
1:16:37Cocktails.
1:16:39What's the matter with you?
1:16:41I mean, really, Casar Rio, is that the
1:16:43solution to all the problems in the
1:16:44world? Well,
1:16:45it's the answer to a couple good ones.
1:16:47Get off my ass, man. I'm just trying to
1:16:49help out. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1:16:50I'm sorry. I just I'm sorry.
1:16:55And thanks, Ash.
1:17:29Is this the bad time?
1:17:33No. Come on in.
1:17:48What's up?
1:18:07[ __ ]
1:18:17If I end up in hell, you'll come with
1:18:18me, won't you?
1:18:20Uh-huh.
1:18:33Come on. All right. Wait, wait, wait.
1:18:38I I'm I'm a little confused here. Are
1:18:42you leaving your husband?
1:18:44I don't know. I haven't thought that far
1:18:46ahead.
1:18:48Then you came here
1:18:50to have an affair or one night I'd
1:18:51stand.
1:18:54What the hell difference does it make?
1:18:56I'm here in lingerie.
1:18:59I'm lowhanging fruit, as Martini used to
1:19:01say.
1:19:01Right. All of a sudden, out of the blue,
1:19:03you're good to go.
1:19:04Vince, you've been trying to get me in
1:19:05the sack for the last 14 years. I'm
1:19:08here. It's the problem, Al.
1:19:12Chick
1:19:14is the problem, right? I think you're
1:19:17forgetting that I used to be that guy
1:19:18sitting at home in the dark going, "Hey,
1:19:20where the hell's my wife?"
1:19:24Well, this was a mistake of epic
1:19:26proportions.
1:19:27It was Why'd you do that?
1:19:29It's a good question,
1:19:31Barb. Barb, I'm serious.
1:19:34I don't know, Al.
1:19:37Maybe it was because I knew you wanted
1:19:39more than anything in the world to have
1:19:41Freddy here with you. And you made the
1:19:44choice
1:19:46to put his well-being ahead of your own.
1:19:49And that made you epitome.
1:19:52Actually, it made me feel
1:19:56close to you again.
1:20:02Look, I know coming here tonight wasn't
1:20:04the most noble thing I've ever done, but
1:20:07I had these feelings for you and
1:20:12I wanted to share them, even if it was
1:20:14only for a couple hours.
1:20:18I appreciate that, Barb. I really do.
1:20:20But a couple of hours just wouldn't have
1:20:22been enough.
1:20:29Hope you know that
1:20:32even though it didn't work out between
1:20:33us,
1:20:36I always felt connected.
1:20:38Connected.
1:20:41You felt connected.
1:20:43You know what I mean?
1:20:45Actually, I don't.
1:20:49[Music]
1:20:53I know you've never forgiven me, Al. And
1:20:56I understand,
1:21:00but you'll never understand what it was
1:21:01like for me. Night after night, sitting
1:21:04on that couch in that crappy apartment,
1:21:08the baby in my arms,
1:21:11just staring at the front door,
1:21:14waiting for you to come home from the
1:21:16lot.
1:21:19I'd hear you coming up the stairs and
1:21:21I'd say a prayer.
1:21:25Please God, let Alice sold a car today.
1:21:31The door would open and you'd look at me
1:21:33with that apologetic look on your face
1:21:38and I knew
1:21:40no sale.
1:21:43And I was frightened
1:21:48because
1:21:51without money, you can't feed a baby.
1:21:56I couldn't sit and wait and
1:21:59hope and pray my life away anymore. I
1:22:02just couldn't do it out.
1:22:05Couldn't do it.
1:22:10I'm sorry.
1:22:15Turned it around eventually.
1:22:20Yeah,
1:22:22you did.
1:22:23[Music]
1:22:32[Music]
1:26:55[Music]
1:27:43Dad,
1:27:45you've probably heard by now I decided
1:27:46to go to college.
1:27:48I didn't tell you myself because I was
1:27:50still pretty upset, but I'm not anymore.
1:27:54I realize you didn't fire me because it
1:27:55wasn't working out. You did it because
1:27:58you wanted me to learn there's more to
1:27:59life than just people are [ __ ]
1:28:02I want you to know that even though it
1:28:03didn't end great, it was still the best
1:28:05summer of my life.
1:28:08This was the summer I figured out who I
1:28:10am.
1:28:12I'm your son.
1:28:16I love you, Dad.
1:28:20Freddy.
1:28:35Ever own a Cadillac?
1:28:37No, I have not.
1:28:40Yeah, it's a best car in the world. New
1:28:43or used. Can I afford one though? That
1:28:46is the question.
1:28:47Well, you let me worry about that. Ash
1:28:49Martini, I'm the owner.
1:28:50Nice to meet you.
1:28:51Go on, get in. See how it fits.
1:28:52Nah, no. I'm I'm actually not ready to
1:28:54buy a car today.
1:28:55Yeah. You buy, you don't buy. That's up
1:28:57to you. I just get excited when I get a
1:29:00car like this on the lot.
1:29:02Yeah. I just don't want to waste your
1:29:03time and not ready to buy a car.
1:29:05Yeah. Well, come on. No pressure. Let's
1:29:07uh let's take it for a spin.
1:29:09Ash, what are you doing?
1:29:14taking this nice gentleman for a ride in
1:29:15this to Bill.
1:29:16Uh yeah, don't bother. I got a guy
1:29:18coming in this afternoon to buy it.
1:29:20Who? A lawyer from Pasadena. I'm sorry.
1:29:22Sorry. I I can't sell you the car. Why
1:29:24don't you show him the um Why don't you
1:29:25show him the MarkV?
1:29:27I'm sorry. I got a nice Lincoln I can
1:29:29show you.
1:29:31I actually like this one. I mean, if
1:29:34it's not for sale, what's it doing on
1:29:36the lot? Al,
1:29:37just a second.
1:29:38Let me see what I can do for you.
1:29:42[Music]
1:29:46You get lost.
1:29:48I'm sorry. I should have called.
1:29:52So, you figured it all out?
1:29:54All of it? No.
1:29:56I did realize the worst things in this
1:29:58world to be in a used car seat.
1:30:00Like what?
1:30:02No idea.
1:30:05I'd love to stand here and chat, but
1:30:07there's a Cadillac out there with that
1:30:08gentleman's name on it. Go get him,
1:30:10Tiger. I'm going to miss that car.
1:30:16All right, bought us 20 minutes and we
1:30:18have to have the car back.
1:30:20Excellent. Let's take her out.
1:30:24[Music]
1:30:30[Music]
1:30:38[Music]
1:30:55Hi folks, Al Klein from Diamond Motors
1:30:58in beautiful downtown Coina and I'm here
1:30:59to tell you about our 3-day blowout. I'm
1:31:02Ash Martini. You come down here and buy
1:31:04a car from us. Our competition's toast.
1:31:15Hi folks, Al Klein with my lovely wife
1:31:18Linda here at Diamond Motors and we want
1:31:20to tell you diamonds are a girl's best
1:31:22friend.
1:31:23How was that?
1:31:25Howdy folks. Al Klein,
1:31:27Ash Martini.
1:31:28We're here at Diamond Motors
1:31:29downtown Coina.
1:31:30The only thing we want to do is sell
1:31:31sell you a car.
1:31:38Is that good, Mr. Klein?
1:31:40Are you sick and tired of trolling for
1:31:42bargains? Hi, I'm Ash Martini, Diamond
1:31:45Motors, downtown Kina. We got a whole
1:31:47flock of new cars just came in and we
1:31:49want to sell them to you.
1:31:51Hi folks, Al Klein with my beautiful
1:31:53wife Linda here at Diamond Motors and we
1:31:55want to tell you
1:31:57Gil, what are you doing?
1:31:59Trying to save this pond. Okay, you're
1:32:01in the shop.
1:32:02He's dying.
1:32:05Hey folks, come on down to Diamond
1:32:07Motors because here at Diamond Motors,
1:32:09we're family.
1:32:12[Music]
1:32:27Boom.
1:32:28[Music]
1:32:53Hallelujah.
1:32:57[Music]
1:33:07Africa.
1:33:22[Music]
1:33:31Good way.
1:33:33[Music]
1:33:48Venezuela
1:33:53[Music]
1:34:00[Music]
1:34:19[Music]

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