Sibling Rivalry | Key and Peele S4 Ep11 | Comedy Central Africa — Transcript

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1. 0:01it is so good to see you keith
2. 0:04yeah we usually have to wait for a
3. 0:05special occasion well actually i have a
4. 0:07little surprise i
5. 0:09got
6. 0:10[Laughter]
7. 0:14engaged son
8. 0:23yes
9. 0:25wow
10. 0:27congratulations little bro engaged
11. 0:31kind of a big deal
12. 0:34more for me i guess that's what that
13. 0:35means
14. 0:38about um
15. 0:39she got a name
16. 0:40stephanie marriage
17. 0:42is a wonderful journey 50 and the
18. 0:45divorce
19. 0:47sorry bro
20. 0:48them's just the facts
21. 0:51i will uh we'll keep that in mind thank
22. 0:52you
23. 0:54you got a photo oh yeah aka does she
24. 0:58exist there you go
25. 1:06oh she is beautiful
26. 1:10let me get eyes on this
27. 1:12everybody else already ha
28. 1:18great lighting
29. 1:20airbrushed i know
30. 1:22she kind of looks like that one model uh
31. 1:24on the price is right uh yes
32. 1:27uh that's her the price is right clive
33. 1:31that's your show shut up mom no it's not
34. 1:37uh yeah
35. 1:39stephanie
36. 1:41people always under bid on their
37. 1:43showcases not the best presenter
38. 1:48where's the wedding oh uh in hawaii
39. 1:51oh
40. 2:03she ever been married before uh no so
41. 2:06she says
42. 2:07ex-boyfriends you got one
43. 2:09of course sloppy seconds at least right
44. 2:12dad
45. 2:16keith she sounds wonderful
46. 2:19shut up
47. 2:20mom silence from you
48. 2:23okay you're cut off from talking
49. 2:29you know what clive
50. 2:31i really don't appreciate the way that
51. 2:32you're talking to mom
52. 2:39yes
53. 2:40yes
54. 2:41the prodigal son hath returned you know
55. 2:45what you want to go let's go cause i've
56. 2:48been here for the last 15 years taking
57. 2:50care of mom and dad well you've been
58. 2:52drop-sitting all over the world and why
59. 2:55so you can come back here and criticize
60. 2:57me for how i treat them no
61. 3:00i actually came here
62. 3:02to ask you if you would do me the honor
63. 3:04of being my best man
64. 3:10[Music]
65. 3:12i know that we have uh
66. 3:14had our differences
67. 3:16but you're my older brother
68. 3:21we'll pay for your room
69. 3:23and we're also going to rent you a car
70. 3:25and we'll pay to fly you out there
71. 3:32first class
72. 3:34well we can't afford first class well
73. 3:36[ __ ]
74. 3:37you
75. 3:38you're dead to me
76. 3:41why shut up mom i'm eating in my room
77. 3:52well that uh that went better than
78. 3:53expected
79. 3:55i think so
80. 3:56yeah
81. 4:02you