"Should we call him?!" #hecklers #crowdwork #jimmycarr #standupcomedy #heckle — Transcript

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1. 0:00Husband thinks you're a wanker, so I'm
2. 0:02here by myself.
3. 0:05Where Where are you?
4. 0:07Hi.
5. 0:08What's What's your name?
6. 0:10What's your name?
7. 0:12Biddy?
8. 0:14Biddy?
9. 0:15What year is it? Who the is
10. 0:19I really appreciate you got Are you here
11. 0:21with friends or just on your own? On
12. 0:22your own.
13. 0:23Just by yourself? Thank you so much for
14. 0:24coming to see you. Thank you.
15. 0:26I really appreciate that. I'm not for
16. 0:28everyone.
17. 0:31Now.
18. 0:33This other half of yours.
19. 0:37Hm.
20. 0:40What Where's he tonight?
21. 0:43He's at home.
22. 0:45Should we call him?
23. 0:50You think we should call him now?
24. 0:52It's up to you, but we should probably
25. 0:54call him, shouldn't we?
26. 1:04It's Bid- Biddy's on the half. I'll have
27. 1:06a chat.
28. 1:07See what he says.
29. 1:11Let's see if he's at home. Oh, yeah.
30. 1:13Christ.
31. 1:22You had to switch your phone off
32. 1:23obviously. Now we're switching that back
33. 1:24on. Well, this could take a minute. It's
34. 1:26fine. I've got nothing but time.
35. 1:28What's he called?
36. 1:30Greg? Well, that guy.
37. 1:35What does Greg do?
38. 1:39Huh?
39. 1:40He's got a load of them?
40. 1:42He's got a load of bakers?
41. 1:44Nice.
42. 1:47It's Greg's joke. get
43. 1:48involved, people.
44. 1:50We're passing the time while she works
45. 1:51out her passcode.
46. 1:54Oh, no. I can't do You're going to put
47. 1:55him on to me? You can't call him.
48. 2:05Oh, hi, Greg.
49. 2:07Hi, Greg. It's It's Jimmy Carr calling.
50. 2:09Um
51. 2:12It's a slightly delicate matter.
52. 2:15I'm here with I'm here with Biddy.
53. 2:18And there's the there's there's been an
54. 2:20accident.
55. 2:23The condom broke.
56. 2:30I
57. 2:31Biddy, thank you so much. I know you're
58. 2:32going to be in trouble.
59. 2:34Worth it.
60. 2:41I'm so sorry for any discomfort that
61. 2:43causes.
62. 2:46I think I've proved you right. We've had
63. 2:48fun, and I've proved him right. I'm also
64. 2:50a dick. Yeah.
65. 2:53He's 100% right.