Send To All with Alex Jones | Michael McIntyre's Big Show - BBC — Transcript

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1. 0:01um all right I'm going to send a text
2. 0:03into your phone now I'll be
3. 0:04kind hello I think would you start a
4. 0:07text with hello haer oh okay ha haer are
5. 0:11you an exclamation mark fan well
6. 0:13probably comma oh
7. 0:18sorry Hi the one
8. 0:21show is doing an item
9. 0:27on weird crushes
10. 0:35oh it's going to go to Andre Builder
11. 0:39really
12. 0:40[Applause]
13. 0:41embarrassing but
14. 0:43you are
15. 0:46mine how would you feel about me talking
16. 0:49about it on the
17. 0:52show all right let's read this through
18. 0:56ha the one show is doing an item on
19. 0:59weird crushes this is really
20. 1:00embarrassing but you are mine how would
21. 1:03you feel about me talking about it on
22. 1:06the
23. 1:09show audience are do
24. 1:12it all right that's
25. 1:18gone okay let's go to Keith who's Keith
26. 1:22accountant
27. 1:24brilliant really straight to the point
28. 1:26from your accountant he's just G he's
29. 1:28just gone not a problem I guess you need
30. 1:30to get some
31. 1:36counseling oh my
32. 1:38God Keith I mean Keith is in his s SE
33. 1:42isn't
34. 1:44it okay Sophie olly wine what ises
35. 1:48what's that who's that so Sophie is olle
36. 1:51does the Wine's wife
37. 1:53brilliant Saturday kitchen okay well
38. 1:56this is a good
39. 1:57one Higher
40. 1:59did you really mean that text for me
41. 2:02question mark exclamation mark question
42. 2:04mark exclamation mark If so well gosh
43. 2:07I'm
44. 2:14flattered can I have to
45. 2:19think when do you need to know double
46. 2:23kiss wow cat amongst
47. 2:27pigeons Elena all these girls getting
48. 2:30back oh it's brilliant it's in Welsh
49. 2:34Elena Elena Gardner yes she's gone
50. 2:47dwin jump suit monochrome suit
51. 3:00no what it's really bad what do you mean
52. 3:04yeah so she's saying I know the moment
53. 3:07you fell in love with me when you were
54. 3:13wearing when you were wearing the
55. 3:15monochrome
56. 3:16jumpsuit Big Love Mah L it sounds like
57. 3:20she was having a laugh no she's not that
58. 3:26time she's quite serious
59. 3:30okay Liam floring he's just said that's
60. 3:33okay Alex you're mine feel free
61. 3:38Liam what did he do for you he put um he
62. 3:42sanded the floor he sanded the floor
63. 3:45he's not sanding the floor next time is
64. 3:48Charlie H from steps
65. 3:53you H from steps is in your phone and
66. 3:57you and you actually put H from steps
67. 4:01surely if you're putting h of all the
68. 4:03people in the world to put into your
69. 4:05contacts this is the easiest one you
70. 4:08just simply put him under H and you're
71. 4:11done but you've had to specify H from
72. 4:13steps like you know other people called
73. 4:16H like it just says H this could be one
74. 4:19of a number of
75. 4:21people hilarious clearly barking up the
76. 4:24wrong tree
77. 4:27there go ahead triple
78. 4:30kiss oh Paul
79. 4:34Hollywood the girls love that oh he you
80. 4:37know what he is a bit of a crush isn't
81. 4:39he Hollywood he probably gets text like
82. 4:42this every hour on the hour just about
83. 4:45the time your alarm clock's waking you
84. 4:47up
85. 4:49baby oh he's so flirty he's just coming
86. 4:52in with you Cheeky
87. 4:55Monkey LOL no problem he just fully
88. 5:00expected
89. 5:04Hollywood okay what an incredible sport
90. 5:08please give it up for the Fantastic Alex
91. 5:10Jones
92. 5:17[Music]