Sebastián entró a la SECU y se lo TRAEN DE ENCARGO porque está GORDITO | BUENA ES LA JUSTICIA — Transcript

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1. 0:00Where to? Where to? How are you? Did you
2. 0:02like your tweet? Huh? Did he know it was
3. 0:05you?
4. 0:05He didn't see it. You're going to tell
5. 0:07me you didn't like this work of art.
6. 0:11The thing
7. 0:12>> a thousand copies. No, but about 10 or
8. 0:13so. I wasn't going to spend any money.
9. 0:15Putting them up, right? Let's see, where
10. 0:16are they? I'll give you that one.
11. 0:17>> Okay, stop grabbing me.
12. 0:19>> Oh, so the little pig finally got brave
13. 0:21, huh?
14. 0:22>> Stop putting that up.
15. 0:24Looks like the little crybaby pig with
16. 0:26the principal, huh?
17. 0:27>> You're going to pay for this.
18. 0:28>> Shut up, fatty! Don't call me that.
19. 0:36>> Ah, look over there.
20. 0:41Like the teacher said, we have to put
21. 0:43trash in its place.
22. 0:45>> Except that it's full. It's pretty full
23. 0:48.
24. 0:49>> Come on, piggy.
25. 0:50Swallow what I brought you as a gift.
26. 0:54>> I didn't do anything to you.
27. 0:55>> What? What are you barking about?
28. 0:58Oh,
29. 0:59>> hey, protecting animals is fine, but
30. 1:01they shouldn't let them into school. No
31. 1:03,
32. 1:04>> not the school.
33. 1:05>> The poster, bring it here.
34. 1:07>> Photo, photo, photo, photo, photo.
35. 1:11>> Smile, smile.
36. 1:15>> Let's see, smile.
37. 1:17I want a photo without a smile. Let's
38. 1:18see, a photo there.
39. 1:21Photo
40. 1:21>> of the onion.
41. 1:23>> He wants to cry. He wants to cry. He
42. 1:25wants to cry. He wants to cry. He wants
43. 1:27to cry. He wants to cry. He wants to cry
44. 1:30. He wants to cry.
45. 1:31He wants to cry.
46. 1:33>> And besides, the new season of "The
47. 1:34Avenger" is about to start.
48. 1:36>> I don't know how you're dying to see a
49. 1:38killer who kills killers.
50. 1:39>> No, the thing is you don't understand
51. 1:41because it's about someone who delivers
52. 1:42justice.
53. 1:43>> My grandmother used to say, justice is
54. 1:45good if it isn't tainted by malice.
55. 1:47>> She was very wise. Sebas, Sebas, I'm
56. 1:49going to see what he's carrying. He's
57. 1:51got something.
58. 1:52>> Yes, but pick me up later. Sure.
59. 1:53>> Yes, later.
60. 1:54>> Oh, it's divine.
61. 1:57Hello.
62. 2:03>> Well, what's wrong with you? I've been
63. 2:04calling you. Are you deaf or what?
64. 2:06>> I wanted to be alone.
65. 2:07>> What happened? Did they do something to
66. 2:08you or what? Because tell me if someone
67. 2:09bothered you and I'll break their face.
68. 2:11>> Thanks, but I'm fine.
69. 2:12>> Well, then why did you run off like that
70. 2:13?
71. 2:14Because I wanted to get home quickly
72. 2:16because my stomach hurts.
73. 2:19>> Well, you know you can tell me anything
74. 2:21. And
75. 2:29>> sorry for being late, but there was
76. 2:30nothing in the fridge. I had to make
77. 2:31some steaks and I forgot my phone in the
78. 2:33rush.
79. 2:34>> All right. So, do you know what you'd
80. 2:35like?
81. 2:36>> Oh, can I get a bottle of really cold
82. 2:37water, please?
83. 2:38>> Right away.
84. 2:39>> Thanks.
85. 2:41>> I'm here now.
86. 2:42>> Hey, how are you, Sebas?
87. 2:44Well, he says his stomach hurts, but he
88. 2:45ate everything I made just fine.
89. 2:48>> I've noticed he's been acting really
90. 2:49weird since he started middle school.
91. 2:51>> Hey,
92. 2:52>> do you think someone is bothering him?
93. 2:54>> Oh, I don't think so. The way you guys
94. 2:55get along, he would've told you already
95. 2:57, right?
96. 2:57>> That's true,
97. 2:58>> I think he's head over heels in love.
98. 3:01>> Damn Leonardo.
99. 3:03The idiot uploaded photos and tagged me
100. 3:05.
101. 3:07If I keep letting it happen, the next
102. 3:08three years will be like this,
103. 3:11but tomorrow he'll see who he messed
104. 3:13with.
105. 3:14>> Ah,
106. 3:17>> I was thinking.
107. 3:18>> Wait, wait, wait, when you say that, it
108. 3:20means you want something. What's up?
109. 3:23>> I wanted to know if you're going to the
110. 3:25freshman party, the one the school
111. 3:26organizes every year.
112. 3:28>> Oh, Julieta, you know I don't like
113. 3:30crowded events. I barely went three
114. 3:33years ago when you and I started
115. 3:34freshman year.
116. 3:36Well, let's see who has the guts to ask
117. 3:38me out,
118. 3:41>> because if you need help with the
119. 3:43opposite sex, I can give you some tips.
120. 3:45>> It's been over two years and you still
121. 3:46haven't told Julieta you're crazy about
122. 3:48her.
123. 3:49>> But we're just friends.
124. 3:51>> Well, maybe that's because you don't ask
125. 3:52her anything, because it's clear she's
126. 3:54crazy about you.
127. 3:55>> I've already met her ex-boyfriends.
128. 3:58>> For everything else, you're pretty sharp
129. 4:00.
130. 4:01But when it comes to Julieta, you're
131. 4:03just like me, a coward.
132. 4:08>> Cry.
133. 4:11I think I know why he's acting so weird
134. 4:14. I think he liked the new girl.
135. 4:17>> I'm ready.
136. 4:19Oh, well, if only you had that much
137. 4:21drive for school and studying.
138. 4:25>> Ugh, some people just don't get it.
139. 4:27Thanks.
140. 4:29>> Hey, where are you going? How are you?
141. 4:31Did you like the poster?
142. 4:33I knew it was you. The video.
143. 4:35>> Don't tell me you didn't like this work
144. 4:38of art.
145. 4:40The 1,000 copies. No, but about 10 or so
146. 4:43. I wasn't going to spend money or paste
147. 4:44them all, right? Let's see, where is it
148. 4:46? I'll give you that one.
149. 4:47>> Enough of you making me your target.
150. 4:49>> Oh, so the little piggy finally got
151. 4:50brave, huh?
152. 4:52>> Stop pasting that.
153. 4:54Going to the principal to cry, little
154. 4:55piggy, huh? You're going to pay for this
155. 4:57.
156. 4:57>> Shut up, fatty.
157. 4:58>> Don't call me that. What are you
158. 5:04>> Julieta, hey, have you seen my brother?
159. 5:06His group already got out, you know.
160. 5:07>> Didn't you hear? I was texting you all
161. 5:09morning, but you didn't answer. I
162. 5:10thought you
163. 5:10>> Oh, my battery died, but wait, did
164. 5:12something happen to Sebas?
165. 5:13>> No, Sebas is fine, but
166. 5:14>> well, tell me then, what happened?
167. 5:15>> Sebas pushed Leonardo down the stairs,
168. 5:17but it wasn't anything serious.
169. 5:18>> That jerk, the one repeating the first
170. 5:20year for failing, he must have done
171. 5:21something, because my brother isn't like
172. 5:23that.
173. 5:24>> Well, they called your mom and she came
174. 5:26to get him.
175. 5:27I think he’s suspended.
176. 5:28>> You know what? I'm going home because I
177. 5:29really can't believe what you're telling
178. 5:30me.
179. 5:30>> No, Cesar, don't.
180. 5:39>> Sebastian, what are you doing?
181. 5:44>> The number you have dialed is currently
182. 5:46out of service area.
183. 5:47>> My mom never has signal on her phone.
184. 5:49>> Please, Cesar, don't tell my mom
185. 5:50anything.
186. 5:51>> And how do you expect me to hide what I
187. 5:52saw? Tell me, how do you expect me to
188. 5:53hide it? Uh, I swear on my grandmother's
189. 5:56life that I didn't know what I was doing
190. 5:57; since I started middle school, he’s
191. 5:59always bothered me.
192. 6:01>> And why didn't you ever tell me anything
193. 6:03, Sebastian? Tell me how many times I
194. 6:04asked you if something was wrong.
195. 6:06>> Because I didn't want you to think I was
196. 6:08a fool, that I couldn't defend myself.
197. 6:11>> For God's sake, Sebastian, why would I
198. 6:12think you're a fool if you're my brother
199. 6:14?
200. 6:15Huh, don't you know me or what?
201. 6:17>> I'm sorry.
202. 6:18>> Do you think I wouldn't have gone and
203. 6:19punched them in the face?
204. 6:21Alright.
205. 6:23I won't tell my mom, but on one
206. 6:24condition.
207. 6:25I want a list with the names of everyone
208. 6:27who bothers you.
209. 6:32>> Did he say anything else, Sebastian?
210. 6:34>> No. And honestly, I don't think I can
211. 6:35get anything else out of him.
212. 6:39>> I never thought your brother would be in
213. 6:41trouble. He does so well in school.
214. 6:43>> Well, of course not.
215. 6:44The other guy was to blame, that donkey
216. 6:46who hasn't even passed the first year of
217. 6:47middle school. And
218. 6:48>> you, why so angry? Since it was
219. 6:50Sebastian who pushed him.
220. 6:51>> Well, I don't believe that, huh? Besides
221. 6:53, I'm sure in the principal's office,
222. 6:54Sebastian didn't say everything they do
223. 6:55to him, right?
224. 6:56>> Are you going to start with the same
225. 6:57thing, too?
226. 6:58>> It's just that what those guys need, you
227. 6:59know what it is?
228. 7:00For someone to give them a taste of
229. 7:01their own medicine.
230. 7:06>> What's up? Are you Leonardo?
231. 7:08>> Yes. Why?
232. 7:09>> Easy there. I mean, not all of us want
233. 7:11to throw you down the stairs.
234. 7:13>> Yeah, it was nothing. What's going to be
235. 7:14good is how I'm going to get at that
236. 7:15idiot Sebastián when he gets back.
237. 7:18>> Well, if you need anything, let me know
238. 7:19. Alright, enough with the stairs. Sorry
239. 7:22, sorry.
240. 7:46Daniel Molina
241. 7:51>> smells horrible.
242. 7:52>> Who was the person who couldn't make it
243. 7:53to the bathroom?
244. 7:54>> I don't know, probably Rojas.
245. 7:56>> What do you think about the little pig
246. 7:57who didn't come? I sit next to you. Yes
247. 7:59,
248. 7:59>> uh, from his house he sends us his
249. 8:01trashy smell.
250. 8:04How disgusting.
251. 8:08>> Daniel is the new pig.
252. 8:11How disgusting.
253. 8:13Disgusting.
254. 8:20>> And the math teacher wouldn't let me
255. 8:22leave because I didn't finish the
256. 8:23exercise. What are you laughing at? They
257. 8:25were also glued to their phones there.
258. 8:27>> Someone from freshman year uploaded this
259. 8:29video.
260. 8:30>> Oh,
261. 8:31>> they played a prank on him. The guy is
262. 8:32super cool,
263. 8:33>> he's not one of those guys who thinks
264. 8:34he's all that.
265. 8:35>> No, but wait, they are commenting super
266. 8:37happily. Look, babe, look, marry me,
267. 8:39Anonymous Avenger.
268. 8:41>> See,
269. 8:42>> Anonymous Avenger,
270. 8:43>> justice can be very fun.
271. 8:46>> Next is Paco
272. 8:48>> and I already checked his social media
273. 8:50and his mom comments, likes his posts
274. 8:51and all that.
275. 8:53>> You went looking for information about
276. 8:54him and his mom?
277. 8:56>> Yes, so what.
278. 8:57So now what I need is for you to give me
279. 9:00his address.
280. 9:08Excuse me?
281. 9:11>> Who doesn't remember me? Mrs. González.
282. 9:13>> What happened to you?
283. 9:14>> Mrs. González, it's me, Leonardo. I'm
284. 9:16Paco's friend. We were in scouts
285. 9:17together. Do you remember?
286. 9:21Yes.
287. 9:22How have you been?
288. 9:23>> Fine, thank you. And do you want me to
289. 9:24help you?
290. 9:26>> If you'd be so kind. Yes, of course,
291. 9:27with whatever you'd like.