School For Vampires S1_E01_02 — Transcript

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1. 0:01sleeping in coffins we party all night
2. 0:04and just after Sunset we go for a ride
3. 0:08we may have never seen the
4. 0:11Sun
5. 0:13but F it's so much fun just to be a
6. 0:18vampire it's so much fun just to fly
7. 0:21through the night it's so much fun just
8. 0:24to be a
9. 0:26vampire you should run it high
10. 0:30we're going to
11. 0:32by we're going
12. 0:36to we're
13. 0:40going we're going to
14. 0:42[Music]
15. 0:51[Applause]
16. 0:54B my Lord you ask to be a Walken
17. 0:58early early has passed Professor night
18. 1:02is upon us and our visitor can be no
19. 1:05more than a wolf how away
20. 1:09visitor surely not Dr
21. 1:13ibang yes indeed Ox blood see to it that
22. 1:18the students are ready or else yes
23. 1:27Lord good evening
24. 1:30quickly I have to wake up the kids Dr
25. 1:33iron Fang is on his
26. 1:34way he is coming to the castle
27. 1:45tonight iron Fang we're doomed I mean
28. 1:48I'm doomed anyway but now you're all
29. 1:51doomed too hello we're vampires Ashley
30. 1:56anyway who is this iron Fang
31. 1:58guy Chief Inspector of all vampire
32. 2:02schools in the land he's coming to our
33. 2:05school to execute an
34. 2:07examination if only one of you fails our
35. 2:10entire school will be
36. 2:12history read them their
37. 2:18assignments CL will demonstrate his bad
38. 2:22transformation
39. 2:24technique goetta will present a polished
40. 2:27performance of potent prowers and
41. 2:29potions
42. 2:30lii will Dazzle us with his latest
43. 2:33invention stoker shall demonstrate his
44. 2:36Exquisite bit
45. 2:38manip and last but not least
46. 2:41Oscar nephew yours is the most difficult
47. 2:45task but also the most
48. 2:49important I know you will not let us
49. 2:52down hey great what's my assignment
50. 2:56blood thirstiness is the essence of
51. 2:58vampire
52. 3:00[Music]
53. 3:02uh excellent wonderful
54. 3:06Mo
55. 3:08hey blood
56. 3:14boo what you know that Oscar has a
57. 3:16problem with a sight of blood it was
58. 3:18just a tomato for God's
59. 3:21sake it's okay don't
60. 3:25[Music]
61. 3:26worry oh stop I'm hungry okay
62. 3:30I can't help it if veggie boy here is
63. 3:32scared of red
64. 3:39juice anyone got some garlic to wake him
65. 3:43up behold Sunshine the ultimate vampire
66. 3:47capture
67. 3:48device the vamper Mark I so whatever
68. 3:52happened to the vamper Mark 1 Grandpa it
69. 3:56had some teething problems help
70. 4:00but this time things will be
71. 4:03different oh grandpa when will you stop
72. 4:06this vampire nonsense I mean we're the
73. 4:09laughing stock of the town as it
74. 4:12is but not this
75. 4:16time St again te out
76. 4:28[Music]
77. 4:30Dr ironfang your presence honors our
78. 4:34humble Institute of learning the doctor
79. 4:36got squished by a tombstone he used to
80. 4:39be a lot bigger but he doesn't know uh
81. 4:42why not cuz he can't see his reflection
82. 4:45brain monster and nobody has the nerve
83. 4:48to tell him I bet he'd freak out if he
84. 4:51knew what only two and a half students
85. 4:55is that it h the others are sharpening
86. 4:59at
87. 5:00teas well all right
88. 5:05then you're exactly one minute
89. 5:08[Music]
90. 5:11late good very good a true vampire never
91. 5:16turns up when
92. 5:19expected now all you little fiends let's
93. 5:22get started with the exam
94. 5:31H Oscar where do you think you're going
95. 5:35it's better like this ctheta if I stay
96. 5:38I'll fail and then the whole school will
97. 5:41be destroyed I'm a horrible vampire
98. 5:44anyway so take
99. 5:47care
100. 5:50[Music]
101. 5:56Oscar each student gets 2 minutes for
102. 5:59his or her performance two minutes
103. 6:04Ashley get that up where's Oscar I wish
104. 6:07I knew
105. 6:09[Music]
106. 6:17lii
107. 6:23Sunshine what's going on Oscar what are
108. 6:27you doing here it's really important can
109. 6:29I come
110. 6:33in
111. 6:35sunshine have you ever felt like you're
112. 6:37in the wrong place at the wrong
113. 6:43[Music]
114. 6:45time oh no I swear my mobile cockroach
115. 6:49toaster work
116. 6:51before time's
117. 6:54up I'm a disgrace to my family sunshine
118. 6:57and a danger to my school so I'm going
119. 7:00into voluntary
120. 7:02Exile what Oscar you're not making any
121. 7:06sense tell me what's going
122. 7:09on this is a visibility potion sir one
123. 7:12Sip and a vampire's reflection becomes
124. 7:15visible for a few
125. 7:16seconds what a Charming idea may I try
126. 7:19it oh no stop Dr iron Fang allow me it's
127. 7:24simply too dangerous step aside o I'm
128. 7:28the inspector here
129. 7:36[Music]
130. 7:37oh whoops I'm so sorry sir I seem to
131. 7:41have mixed up a Hall of Mirrors a funny
132. 7:44mirror reflection potion instead
133. 7:48fail you mean you're leaving because
134. 7:50you're afraid to fail a test it's no
135. 7:53ordinary test Sunshine because it's no
136. 7:56ordinary
137. 7:57school and I'm
138. 7:59No Ordinary Boy sunshine I'm a big fat
139. 8:04chicken
140. 8:05Buck stop acting like that and go back
141. 8:07to school go back and fail at least
142. 8:10it'll show you've tried
143. 8:13but I guess you're
144. 8:15right I'll go back and try my
145. 8:20best yeah
146. 8:26[Music]
147. 8:30look what's blown in a bakus
148. 8:34vampirus one of the beasties has blown
149. 8:36into my CES now the world will listen to
150. 8:48me Grandpa hurry my friend Oscar just
151. 8:51fell into the
152. 8:53grandpa
153. 8:55[Music]
154. 8:58Oscar vamp vampire bat
155. 9:02vampire bat
156. 9:07[Music]
157. 9:10vampire I know some yo-yo tricks
158. 9:16fail cursive creature of the night
159. 9:19prepare to die
160. 9:22[Music]
161. 9:30begging your pardons I may have overdone
162. 9:33it in
163. 9:39practice the next one um just one final
164. 9:44student Oscar F
165. 9:46horrificus he will
166. 9:49demonstrate his
167. 9:50insatiable
168. 9:52bloodthirsty
169. 9:54mess Ox blood your school is a disgrace
170. 9:58your student are worse than a disgrace
171. 10:01and now you present me with an invisible
172. 10:03student who doesn't even exist and is
173. 10:06late for the
174. 10:12examination what the
175. 10:24[Music]
176. 10:35[Applause]
177. 10:37oh
178. 10:39H that was absolutely the most repugnant
179. 10:43the most disgusting the nastiest display
180. 10:46I have ever witnessed it was
181. 10:49a
182. 10:52Triumph I have never seen such a
183. 10:55marvelous blood curdling display young
184. 10:57vampire you are a natural Supernatural
185. 11:00Ox blood this student is a miracle if
186. 11:03your other students will study this
187. 11:04youngster's amazing
188. 11:06techniques then I shall give them all a
189. 11:08passing
190. 11:14grade hey hey watch with the jumping
191. 11:21[Music]
192. 11:23okay see you later bye bye
193. 11:30most impressive Master Oscar you may yet
194. 11:34become a great
195. 11:36vampire well thanks very much Uncle and
196. 11:40who would like a nice glass of tomato
197. 11:46[Applause]
198. 11:48[Music]
199. 11:51juice have a nice evening then thank you
200. 11:54you too
201. 11:58[Music]
202. 12:06oops excuse me Sarah there a problem
203. 12:09sorry can't talk now there's a security
204. 12:12situation that must be taken care of
205. 12:16huh are you mad woman walking around at
206. 12:19Sunset with a vial of blood in your fist
207. 12:22this is a blood Doner station something
208. 12:24that the vampires are well aware
209. 12:27of this is just what I need at the end
210. 12:30of a very long day a comedian Blood
211. 12:33Donor all right come on in wait stop you
212. 12:37don't understand there's nothing to be
213. 12:39scared of it's just a little jab and
214. 12:41then it's all over oh no
215. 13:00no oh that hurt a
216. 13:02[Music]
217. 13:05lot can we start from the top of K's
218. 13:08heart sure
219. 13:09clot hold on clot I I thought you said
220. 13:12we were going to the bunny
221. 13:18slope uh are you sure this is a good
222. 13:21idea CL
223. 13:25[Music]
224. 13:30there tighter than the grip of Dracula
225. 13:34hey Oscar how about you and
226. 13:40[Music]
227. 13:47me hey teachers pet how about a race I
228. 13:50don't race against zombie stoker I win
229. 13:53against them okay baby bladder first one
230. 13:56to the bust up wins eat yellow snow
231. 14:02stoker make room for the real
232. 14:06expert move over
233. 14:13[Applause]
234. 14:17loser the anything worse than boys are
235. 14:21vampire boys nice move Mr real expert
236. 14:31[Music]
237. 14:34[Applause]
238. 14:40hey
239. 14:42sunshine oh
240. 14:45Oscar uh what are you doing here and
241. 14:48what's that uh it's a Halloween sled in
242. 14:52case uh the snow comes early this year
243. 14:55I'm testing it out but what are you
244. 14:57doing here well grandpa said he was
245. 15:00going to donate some blood and uh I came
246. 15:02to fetch
247. 15:04him blood oh now I know why you're
248. 15:07really here you Brave boy you're here to
249. 15:10donate
250. 15:14blood Oscar are you all
251. 15:17right don't be such a scaredy
252. 15:21cat giving blood saves lives think of
253. 15:26that but my doctor says I need to keep
254. 15:28all my blood because I have a blood
255. 15:31shortage nonsense come on we'll do it
256. 15:35together I win H well well
257. 15:40well a vampire's Meals on
258. 15:46Wheels nice noow vampire Getta really
259. 15:51ugly that's not a snow vampire clot
260. 15:54that's
261. 15:57Ley but clot weren't you looking after
262. 16:01Ashley I must have lost
263. 16:06him you don't have to look so scared
264. 16:09young man I'm not a
265. 16:11vampire and anyhow you're both too young
266. 16:14to give blood
267. 16:16a sorry sweetheart now why don't you
268. 16:19take your boyfriend outside for some
269. 16:21fresh air I have to lock up in
270. 16:26here oh Ashley where where are
271. 16:31you lii I need your Transylvanian army
272. 16:35knife right now no way stoker I remember
273. 16:39what happened to my venus fly trap help
274. 16:41us look for Ashley stoker I have more
275. 16:44important things to
276. 16:45do give me the knife lii
277. 16:50no there's more where that came from
278. 16:53give me the
279. 16:56knife help asley
280. 17:00help
281. 17:01lii
282. 17:04stop hey Ashley hey got
283. 17:09[Laughter]
284. 17:12it we found you finally your hair
285. 17:17again
286. 17:20hair so long suckers
287. 17:24[Music]
288. 17:35I'm really sorry
289. 17:37Oscar sometimes I forget how sensitive
290. 17:40you
291. 17:41are I'm fine now don't stay out late
292. 17:47[Applause]
293. 17:48[Music]
294. 17:49[Applause]
295. 17:53children did you hear
296. 17:55something maybe it's Grandpa look break
297. 17:59the garlic break the garlic and the
298. 18:02vampires will cry
299. 18:06[Music]
300. 18:12[Music]
301. 18:12[Applause]
302. 18:20[Music]
303. 18:25[Music]
304. 18:36[Music]
305. 18:44[Music]
306. 18:47what
307. 18:53[Music]
308. 19:13[Applause]
309. 19:14[Music]
310. 19:16it's an honor
311. 19:18[Music]
312. 19:33wretched
313. 19:34Hound I swear
314. 19:37I'll
315. 19:40vampir my best cloak
316. 19:44ruined and of course with such a
317. 19:47delicious looking neck as
318. 19:49well you two go along now uh don't worry
319. 19:53I know exactly what to do here well
320. 19:56whatever you're doing grandpa just hurry
321. 19:58in
322. 20:03up fly
323. 20:06[Laughter]
324. 20:10ouch oh typical Grandpa he's so
325. 20:14unreliable oops I just totally
326. 20:17remembered that I have a test tomorrow
327. 20:18that I totally forgot about yeah
328. 20:21tomorrow for school blanket circulation
329. 20:24manufacturing of lower trans trans trans
330. 20:29territories I'm sorry sunshine got to
331. 20:33go men they're just so
332. 20:36[Music]
333. 20:38dumb even Lenny's cancer snail slime are
334. 20:41more easy to
335. 20:45open wow all you can eat and more
336. 20:50[Music]
337. 20:58Monsters of the night now I've got
338. 21:03[Music]
339. 21:18[Music]
340. 21:25you I'm still BL
341. 21:28[Music]
342. 21:36oh
343. 21:39no stoker you have to get out of there
344. 21:43quickly I'll last you creeping creatures
345. 21:45of another world you have drunked your
346. 21:47ass tonight
347. 21:51[Music]
348. 22:05where is a siren
349. 22:10come these blood suckers have disguised
350. 22:13themselves as officers of the law but I
351. 22:15see through their
352. 22:17plan stay in the car stay back you
353. 22:20widows of the night I'm heavily armed
354. 22:22you're under arrest sir stop I've got
355. 22:24garlic and I'm going
356. 22:26to help
357. 22:35come children I think that was enough
358. 22:38excitement for
359. 22:40[Music]
360. 22:45tonight it's so much fun just to be a
361. 22:49vampire it's so much fun just to F
362. 22:52through the night it's so much fun just
363. 22:55to be a vampire
364. 22:58should running
365. 23:00High we're going to
366. 23:04high we're going to
367. 23:08[Applause]
368. 23:10[Music]