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0:00What is happening here? What are you
0:01saying? My father is a shitty garbage
0:03man.
0:03Yeah, that's what he is.
0:04That's exactly what he is. Dörte,
0:05right? You can piss off, Dörte.
0:07Honestly. Oh my God, what does it look
0:09like in here?
0:10This place definitely needs a woman's
0:12touch. You need a woman by your side.
0:14What do I do now? All my money is gone.
0:16Come on, I'm not interested in that.
0:17Just get out of here. Oh, man. 21-
0:36year-old Elena is visiting her father,
0:38Michael. He's been a widower for 10
0:41years and hasn't had a relationship
0:43since.
0:45Hello, Dad. Elena is very worried about
0:48her father and really wants him to find
0:50a new woman.
0:51Oh, good morning, my dear.
0:53She believes Michael can't manage
0:56dating on his own.
0:58Good morning. Have you looked at the
1:00clock, and it stinks in here? What
1:01about airing the place out? When was
1:03the last time you aired out the room?
1:05What does the table look like? Dad, how
1:08many times do I have to tell you to
1:10look ahead?
1:11Yes, I know.
1:12Mom has been dead for 10 years now.
1:14Things just aren't going the way they
1:16should.
1:17Yes, after my wife died, I had no time
1:19to worry about a new relationship, and
1:21besides, she was only 10. She needed me
1:24as a father. But now is the time where
1:26a new relationship would be totally
1:28great.
1:29Oh my God, what does it look like in
1:30here? Since Mom died, Dad has been
1:33pretty lonely. He needs a woman by his
1:36side, and I will make sure he finds one
1:38and is happy. Man, Dad, what does your
1:41kitchen look like? I have a kitchen.
1:44Yes, you have a kitchen that looks like
1:46a pigsty. What did you do in here?
1:48Well, Tom was over last night. We ate
1:50some pizza and drank some beer. I
1:52haven't had time to clean up yet.
1:54Yes, Tom was visiting. Just look at
1:56what it looks like in here. This place
1:58definitely needs a woman's touch. You
1:59need a woman by your side.
2:01Yeah, but look, what do I even have to
2:03offer? A job with the city sanitation
2:04department. Yeah, a house that isn't
2:06paid off yet. I can't offer a woman
2:08anything. They don't want me anyway.
2:09Dad, that's not what it's all about.
2:11Look, if you would just do a little
2:13something for yourself, new clothes,
2:14fix your hair a bit, then that would be
2:16enough. What more could a woman want?
2:18Yeah, but I don't exactly look like
2:19George Clooney either.
2:21Oh Dad, you don't need to be George
2:22Clooney at all. Just be yourself and
2:25it'll work out fine.
2:26Oh sweetheart, the best thing I
2:28achieved with your mom, only you know
2:30that. Nothing better could have
2:32happened. Look, you're the manager of a
2:34flower shop. You've had a total career
2:36success. You proved it, I'm so proud of
2:38you. I don't need anything more. Dad
2:40was so happy when I got the job at the
2:43flower shop. I just didn't dare tell
2:45him that I'm only a temp. I told him I
2:48was the manager. I wanted him to be
2:50proud of me.
2:51Yes, thanks Dad. But look, I'm
2:53definitely going to get you a woman. I
2:55promise.
2:56You're going to get me a woman?
2:58Yes,
2:58well then. Cheers.
2:59Nope, no cheers. First, the TV goes off
3:01and then we tidy up. Elena is taking
3:04complete responsibility for her father
3:06regarding his search for a partner. In
3:08psychology, there is even a technical
3:10term for this, so-called
3:11parentification. This refers to the
3:14reversal of social roles between parent
3:16and child. A few hours later, Elena is
3:28getting right down to business. The "
3:31Dad needs a woman" project is very
3:33important to the 21-year-old and she
3:35wants to know what her best friend Kora
3:37says about the search for a partner for
3:39Dad. I was thinking, I wanted to show
3:43you that I'm making flyers, you know,
3:46for my dad. Because you know that since
3:49things happened with my mom, my dad
3:50hasn't had any dates or anything, and I
3:52want him to finally have a woman by his
3:54side again and not be so lonely.
3:56Yeah, true. I think it's a good idea
3:59too, and I also think your dad is a
4:00great guy, but his look, we could
4:02really change something about that.
4:05Yeah, you're right about that, but yeah
4:07, a makeover costs money, you know? And
4:10you know I don't earn that much at the
4:12flower shop. It's barely 800 euros a
4:14month and the apartment, you know, it
4:16already costs 450.
4:18Okay.
4:19And at the moment I only have 20 euros
4:21left, so I thought I'd rather do
4:23something that's free, but still really
4:25good. Can.
4:27Yeah, then I can just print them out
4:28and hand them out. That's bound to be
4:29really great.
4:30Yes, if you want, I'd be happy to help
4:31you too. So, when were you planning on
4:33handing out those flyers anyway?
4:35Yeah, as soon as possible, right?
4:36You'll have time tomorrow or something.
4:37Yeah, great. Yeah, let's do it.
4:40Elena is my best friend. We've known
4:42each other since kindergarten and I'm
4:44definitely going to help you set up her
4:45dad. The next day, Elena and Chora hope
4:58to find the right woman for dad Michael
5:00on a shopping street.
5:07Excuse me, I have a question.
5:10It might be unusual, but are you single
5:11?
5:12Yes, why?
5:13Well, I'm looking for a woman for my
5:14father and maybe you'd like to see if
5:16he's your type? Nah, not really my type
5:19. Really not?
5:20No, sorry.
5:21Yeah, okay.
5:22I'm sorry.
5:23Well, let's keep looking.
5:24Yeah. It doesn't matter how many times
5:26we get shot down here. I swear, today
5:28we'll find a woman for Dad.
5:30Elena isn't giving up. Every woman gets
5:33approached. But the friends have no
5:37luck. None of the women are interested
5:40in Elena's father. There are so many
5:44people walking around here, but no one
5:45who could really be a match for Dad.
5:47And I really imagined this would be
5:48easier. Excuse me.
5:51Yes.
5:51I have a question, it might be unusual.
5:53Are you single?
5:54Yes, I am.
5:56Well, I'm looking for a woman for my
5:57father, so could you take a look, maybe
5:58this would be something for you?
6:01Oh, I see. Yeah, he seems like a nice
6:03guy, right? He certainly looks nice.
6:06Yes, how about you give me your number
6:08so we can get in touch with you?
6:09Yeah, we could actually do that.
6:10Doesn't sound like a bad idea. Let me
6:12grab my phone real quick.
6:13One more question. Do you have kids? No
6:16, I don't have any.
6:18Okay.
6:19Elena is happy. This woman could appeal
6:22to her father. But Elena is hoping for
6:25two or three more potential dates for
6:27her father. After all, he needs to find
6:29the right one. That went well, didn't
6:33it?
6:33It did. But why did you ask her if she
6:35has kids?
6:36Well, I mean, you have to know who
6:37you're dealing with, right?
6:38Yeah, okay. You're right about that too
6:39. Then
6:40let's keep looking for a few more.
6:42At the same time. Michael has a visit
6:44from his best buddy Tom. Elena's words
6:47have given him a wake-up call. He wants
6:49to meet a new woman. Are we
6:51having a fashion show here or something
6:53? What are you doing with all those
6:55clothes?
6:55El was here yesterday, my daughter. She
6:58really gave me a talking to. She said
7:00I'm letting myself go, don't have any
7:02decent clothes, and things can't go on
7:03like this. She says. She said I
7:05urgently need a woman. Yeah,
7:07you, a woman. You.
7:10Yes, of course. Easy for you to say.
7:11You have a wife. I don't. I lost mine.
7:14I've been married to my wife for 20
7:16years now. I'm happy for every night I
7:19don't have to see her. Can you believe
7:21that?
7:21Well, I'd be happy if I could see my
7:23wife every day.
7:24Yeah, sometimes I am a bit envious of
7:26Tom, because he has a really great wife
7:28and isn't as lonely as I am, you know?
7:30And yeah, having breakfast together,
7:32going on an outing, just chatting a bit
7:35, that would be great. I'm looking for
7:37a woman for my father and maybe you'd
7:39be interested. I have a flyer, maybe.
7:42Yeah, that one looks quite nice.
7:45Interested, I think.
7:49Another potential date for Michael.
7:52Elena is thrilled.
7:54Okay. And to wrap up, I have one more
7:56question. Do you have children?
7:57No, I don't have any children.
7:59Okay, all right. We'll be in touch. A
8:03nice surprise.
8:04Thanks. My pleasure too. Yeah, she's
8:07not exactly a bombshell, but she makes
8:10a pretty nice impression and I think
8:13Dad will like her. That should be
8:15enough for today. Yeah, I think we have
8:17enough numbers now. So. Yeah, but you
8:19know what, Dad actually needs a new
8:21outfit for a date like that, right?
8:24Yes. But do you know his size?
8:27Yeah, the size isn't the problem, I
8:29know that, but an outfit costs money
8:30and I'm broke.
8:32Don't you worry about that. Let that be
8:34my problem.
8:35Really?
8:35Yes. Okay, very good.
8:37I don't know how she wants to handle it
8:39, but I trust her. Kora always has the
8:41best ideas.
8:52The next day, Elena and Kora are on a
8:54shopping spree for Michael. Elena is
8:57determined to get the best out of her
9:00father. But the 21-year-old doesn't
9:02know what Kora is planning. Look, black
9:07trousers always work.
9:10Yes.
9:12And a blazer and a shirt to go with
9:14them.
9:15Yeah, it's great, but I have no money.
9:19Huh, what do you want with that jacket
9:20now? We're going into the fitting room
9:22now.
9:22You do realize these are men's clothes,
9:24right?
9:24I would still like to try them on.
9:27If you insist.
9:28Doesn't she get it? I don't have money
9:30for a makeover for Dad. How many times
9:32do I have to tell her that? Man, K,
9:36just stop it already. Are you crazy?
9:39Come on now. Sometimes you have to take
9:47unusual paths to help someone. Wake up.
9:53You don't want to steal this, do you? I
9:55will show you how it's done now. Learn
9:57from a pro.
9:59How it's done. They'll notice when we
10:01walk out. Notice it. Kora, I couldn't
10:05believe my eyes when Kora put the stuff
10:07in her bag. You just don't do things
10:09like that. She's insane. What if it
10:12doesn't work? It will work. Um, yes,
10:16I'd like to order seven of item number
10:21120,
10:21one of number 129, three of number 319,
10:30and excuse me, please stay on the line.
10:34And did you find anything?
10:35Yes, we found something. Unfortunately,
10:36the other two items didn't fit. We left
10:38them in the fitting room. But I would
10:39like to put the jacket on hold for two
10:41hours.
10:41Okay, great. Under what name?
10:43Under the name Fassbänder, please.
10:44Everything is clear.
10:45Great, thank you.
10:46Okay, see you in a bit. Bye.
10:48Bye.
10:48As a temp, Elena only makes 800 euros.
10:51After fixed costs, she only has about
10:53300 euros left to live on per month.
10:55That's not much money. Since she
10:57doesn't work full-time, she should look
10:59for a side job instead of getting
11:01dragged into a theft. Legally speaking,
11:03she is allowed to take a so-called
11:04mini-job.
11:05And it worked out great, didn't it?
11:07Hey, that was intense. Do you do things
11:09like that often?
11:10No, not really. But it's great, isn't
11:12it? Yeah, but I feel a bit sorry for
11:14the people in the boutique.
11:15Oh, don't worry about them. They have
11:17enough money, they won't even notice.
11:21Yeah, well, I don't feel good about it.
11:23Sure, now I have clothes for Dad, but
11:25stealing is really shitty.
11:27Do you think you want to call Sigrid
11:29and ask if she might have time tomorrow
11:30?
11:30Yes, that's right. Then I'll do it
11:32right away, let's see. I hope she has
11:34time, you know? Yes. Hello, Sigrid. Yes
11:39, it's Elena. I wanted to ask if you
11:42might have time for a date with my
11:44father tomorrow. Yes. Yes. At 7 PM at
11:47Il Paradiso. The one by the town hall.
11:49Oh, you know where that is? Yes. Yes,
11:51great. Okay, see you tomorrow then,
11:52right? Bye. Yes, it works.
11:54Great. It actually worked.
11:56Really awesome. Cool. Then we can start
11:58.
11:59I’ve taken an eyeliner or nail polish
12:01a few times before. Nobody even notices
12:03. And besides, this is for a good cause
12:05. Forty-five minutes later, Elena has
12:10just started her shift at the flower
12:13shop. She told her boss, Berbel, about
12:16the flyer campaign in the pedestrian
12:18zone. And now Bärbel wants to know how
12:21it went.
12:23Well, look at that, your father looks
12:25nice.
12:27Yes, lovely. Great idea.
12:29There’s just one small problem. Well,
12:32Dad and I don't have much money right
12:34now and, well, could you maybe give me
12:37a few more shifts? You know, things
12:42aren't going that great here, right? I
12:45don't really have the option to give
12:47you more shifts right now. Maybe
12:49another side job or something. Yeah,
12:52okay. Can't be helped. Too bad. I don't
12:54hold it against Bärbel that I only
12:56work here as a temp. I mean, we don't
12:59make much revenue here and, well, I
13:01really like working here and Bärbel is
13:03so nice, so I accept the small paycheck
13:06.
13:06Elena, listen, I don't know what you
13:10need, but otherwise I could perhaps
13:14give you a small advance.
13:17How about that? Is 100 enough?
13:19Yes, sure. Thanks. That really helps me
13:21. Wow, you're really the coolest boss.
13:23Thanks.
13:23You're welcome. Then good luck with
13:25that.
13:26Thanks.
13:35The next evening, Elena brought her
13:37father the suit before work, and
13:39Michael is thrilled.
13:42Yeah, I have no idea yet. Elena planned
13:44it. Yes, it's supposed to be a surprise
13:46and a fancy, really great, awesome
13:48restaurant. It’ll cost a lot, even if
13:51it’s just paid for now. Yes, well,
13:53you really have a great daughter.
13:55Yes.
13:56Are we having at least one beer?
13:57No, no, that's not possible.
13:58I dragged it along for nothing.
14:00No, no. I'm already a little nervous.
14:02Finally, something is happening in my
14:03life again. But I owe that to Elena.
14:08A little later. The date should be
14:11happening soon. Elena is totally proud
14:13of her father and his new style.
14:16Dad, you look good. Thank you. Thank
14:19you.
14:19Very good. You did well. I'm proud of
14:22you.
14:22Yes, thanks.
14:23And Dad, how's it looking? Are you
14:25nervous?
14:26Yes, I'm a little nervous.
14:28Oh, you'll manage just fine. And Dad, I
14:30have something else for you here, so
14:31that the evening goes well, right?
14:33That's a must. Oh, look, here she comes
14:36already.
14:36Oh, yes.
14:45Hello.
14:47Micha. Yes, that’s right.
14:49Nice to meet you. Rich.
14:50You look so chic.
14:51I can return the compliment. Chic.
14:53Dad looks great. We really picked out
14:55the perfect things for him. I hope the
14:58date is a total success.
14:59You chose well, but this surely costs a
15:01fortune again.
15:02Oh, don't you worry about that. Have a
15:04good time, in any case.
15:05Yes, thanks.
15:06And here, shall I take your bag over
15:07there?
15:08That would be nice. Thank you very much
15:09. No problem. Then have fun, alright?
15:12Thanks again.
15:13So, I'll pull out the chair.
15:14That’s very gentlemanly. Thank you.
15:18There, that’s nice.
15:20And what do you think? Oh, if I’m
15:23honest, you know? I don’t know, I’m
15:25not entirely sure about her. Then just
15:28take a look inside the bag. The bag? Do
15:31you think? She won't notice, right?
15:35Your daughter, Elena, she is really
15:37great. You can be really proud of her.
15:39Mm. Without her, we wouldn't be here
15:41tonight.
15:41Yes, that's true.
15:42Yes, but, um, what about you? Do you
15:44have children or?
15:46Mm. No, no, I don't have any.
15:47That’s a shame, because children are
15:49something so beautiful.
15:50It’s perfectly fine as it is.
15:51Mm.
15:55Scarlett is totally taken with Michael,
15:58but it’s not mutual.
16:01Yeah, so Sigi is quite nice, but really
16:03only just nice. Whether she’s the
16:06right one for me, I don’t know.
16:08Hey, what is that? Are those
16:10children’s photos? Man. Look.
16:13Yes, but what’s so bad about you
16:14having children? Yes, there's actually
16:16nothing wrong with that, right?
16:17What’s worse is that she lied to me.
16:18She said she didn't have any children.
16:20What a liar. What am I supposed to do
16:22now? Then help yourself to her wallet.
16:24After all, we still have to organize a
16:26date and that costs money too. Do you
16:28think? Yes, you're right. Hey, let me
16:29check.
16:37That’s not even 50 euros. Yes, but
16:39it’s something at least.
16:41Yes, that's true, isn't it? A low
16:44income like Elena's doesn't justify
16:46theft and doesn't protect against
16:48punishment, and theft is a crime. Kora
16:50is right. That stupid liar deserved
16:52nothing less than for me to steal from
16:54her. If there's one thing I can't stand
16:57, it's liars, and I really don't want
16:59Dad to be with a liar. I absolutely
17:01have to organize a new date. The next
17:15day, Elena is still totally
17:17disappointed by Secret's behavior and
17:20pours her heart out to her boss.
17:23That, uh, Scrit or whatever her name
17:25was, she wasn't really...I don't like
17:27her at all.
17:28Great. Yeah, I'm really sorry to hear
17:30that, but I'm telling you, it's also
17:32really hard sometimes. I mean, I'm
17:35single myself, I look online sometimes,
17:37I've tried meeting someone there. It's
17:39a disaster. Just weirdos, liars,
17:42nothing is true. Doesn't matter if it's
17:45the photo, the age, or the job. For
17:48example, I met a guy who was supposedly
17:50a doctor, and it turned out he worked
17:53in a warehouse. Ugh.
17:54I don't even care. But he should just
17:56say so.
17:57Yeah, exactly, that was the case with
17:58this Secret too. If she had children,
17:59it wouldn't have been a problem, but...
18:01Oh man, I'm sorry. Yeah, and now, well,
18:04I have another date planned.
18:05Uh-huh.
18:06And I really want to do a picnic this
18:09time. And yeah, I hope she's not a liar
18:11this time and everything goes better.
18:13Well, but that costs money again,
18:15doesn't it? I mean, it's a nice idea,
18:16but who's paying for that?
18:17I have a little left, so I'll just go
18:19buy some baguette, strawberries, or
18:21something. It'll work out. You have
18:24good ideas. Well, then I wish you the
18:26best of luck this time, and I'll just
18:27finish up the order in here.
18:28Okay.
18:29Okay.
18:30Wow, crazy, what Berbel says about
18:32those internet dates. Well, that is
18:34definitely not a way for Dad to find a
18:36woman.
18:37Oh, I absolutely need money.
18:39Hello, I urgently need this orchid as a
18:42gift.
18:42Yeah.
18:43And how much is it supposed to cost?
18:45One moment, 45 euros.
18:4845 euros? That's a bit steep, I'd say.
18:51I mean, it's a beautiful plant and the
18:53pot is included, too.
18:55Okay, I don't have time to look for
18:56something else now anyway.
18:58I'll just take it.
18:59Okay.
19:02Here you go.
19:03Thanks. I really need money for Dad's
19:05next date, and I mean, these 15 euros
19:08won't hurt anyone, and this way I can
19:10buy things for the picnic.
19:13Three-quarters of an hour later. Elena
19:17has finished work and wants to pick up
19:18some treats for her father's second
19:20date with her friend Cora. However,
19:23cheese and coal have their price.
19:27Yeah, my budget for the picnic isn't
19:29exactly huge. I've only got 15 euros. I
19:32really hope that's enough. We
19:35definitely need some alcohol or
19:37something. I mean, they should have
19:40some fun, too.
19:40Then just go buy some.
19:42Yeah, look. I'm already at 12, 15 euros
19:45is all I have.
19:46Then there just won't be any alcohol.
19:48Hold on.
19:52Wow, is Elena really just pocketing
19:54that bottle? Elena was never like that
19:56before. I hope it's not my bad
19:58influence.
20:04A little later. The next surprise is in
20:07store for Dad Michael. Well, what have
20:12you got there?
20:13Yeah, this is a picnic basket.
20:14A picnic basket?
20:15Yeah. And that's for your next date
20:16tomorrow.
20:17Oh, the next date.
20:19Yeah, Dad, I know Sigrid wasn't exactly
20:21the right one, right?
20:23Absolutely not. That was
20:24and I wanted to tell you something
20:25about that, you know? I mean, she's
20:27such a liar, that Sigrid, right?
20:29A liar.
20:30Yeah, she claimed she didn't have any
20:31kids at all, right?
20:33And then, when I went to the coat rack
20:35to hang up your jackets, I saw there
20:37was a picture in there. I mean, it fell
20:40out of her bag.
20:41What?
20:41Yeah, with several kids and
20:43kids lied to me. There's just
20:46and honestly, we definitely don't need
20:48a liar in the family.
20:49Having kids wouldn't be a problem at
20:51all. But she explicitly said she had no
20:54kids. That's the bad part. Yeah, that's
20:56just not okay.
20:57Yeah, but Dad, I've already arranged a
20:59second woman for tomorrow, you know?
21:01A second woman,
21:02a second woman,
21:03but believe me, she's definitely better
21:05than that Sigrid, right?
21:06Yeah, I don't know. That's enough. I
21:07think the same. happened again.
21:10Please, Dad.
21:11Come on, Micha. then you'll have
21:14something to talk about at the pub
21:15again.
21:15Come on, Dad.
21:17Well, for your sake, I'll try one more
21:19time. But tell me, this all costs a lot
21:21of money now. You're spending a ton of
21:23cash on this. Can you even afford that?
21:25Oh Dad, don't you worry about that at
21:26all. I'm the boss at the flower shop,
21:28so you don't need to give it a second
21:30thought.
21:31Almost every state offers debt
21:32counseling services specifically
21:34tailored to young people. Elena, with
21:36her low income, can also expect help
21:38there to escape her downward spiral of
21:40debt.
21:42At the same time. Sigret noticed the
21:45theft and is absolutely furious. She
21:48has no idea yet that Elena is behind it
21:50, but she wants to find the culprit.
21:54Good evening.
21:55Evening.
21:55Do you have a reservation?
21:57No, that's not what this is about. I
21:58was visiting yesterday, and my money
22:00was stolen. Now I just don't know what
22:02to do.
22:02Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that. Where
22:04exactly was your bag? On the chair or
22:06in the cloakroom?
22:07It was hanging back in the cloakroom,
22:09and when I checked, it wasn't there
22:11anymore.
22:12You know that we accept no liability
22:15for the cloakroom. It’s like that
22:16everywhere. Did you take the bag to the
22:18cloakroom yourself, or did someone else
22:20do it?
22:20No, I didn't. I gave it to the daughter
22:24of an acquaintance.
22:25Maybe you should look into that.
22:27Yes, you're right. I’ll look into
22:29that. Thanks for the help. Goodbye.
22:32Goodbye. I don't believe this. Wait. Oh
22:39, hold on a second. Yes,
22:43Elena.
22:44Yes, this is Sigret. Listen, my money
22:46was stolen and I'm afraid you were the
22:48one who did it.
22:49No,
22:50no idea. You must have dialed the wrong
22:52number. Bye.
22:53Hello Elena. She hung up. I can't
22:57believe this, honestly.
22:58Wow, that liar is actually calling me
23:00about her money. She got exactly what
23:02she deserved. But I can't tell Dad
23:05about the theft, of course.
23:07What was that about?
23:08I don't know, a wrong number or
23:09something. In any case, the date is
23:10tomorrow, right? It’s going to be
23:12really good. It can only get better.
23:13You should really look forward to it.
23:15After the first date was such a
23:16disaster, do I have to try again? I
23:19really don't feel like it. The next
23:31afternoon. Elena hopes that her
23:34father's date today will be successful.
23:38Oh, I think she’s coming over there.
23:40She’s quite a bit on the plump side.
23:42Is that a problem for you, Dad?
23:43No, the main thing is that she’s
23:44honest and happy, just like Sigret.
23:46Yes, I think so too. Yes, inner values
23:49are what count.
23:50Hello.
23:51Hello.
23:51Hello.
23:52You must be Michael.
23:53I am Michael. Nice to meet you.
23:55Great to meet you too.
23:56Well, we'll leave you two alone and I
23:58wish you a lot of fun.
23:59All right.
24:00Bye.
24:01So, if you want, feel free to sit down.
24:03Yes, I’d love to. Thanks.
24:05I also brought a little something with
24:06me.
24:06Yes, that looks wonderful.
24:07She seems pretty nice. Sure, she’s no
24:10supermodel, but that’s not what I’m
24:12looking for anyway.
24:14Yeah. Ooh,
24:16that’s my cue. But tell me, tell me a
24:18little bit about yourself. What’s
24:20your living situation like?
24:21Yeah, well, um, I have a nice house.
24:23You don't say?
24:24Yeah, it's quite cozy there and, well,
24:26I still have to pay it off for 20 years
24:28.
24:29Aha.
24:30But that’s okay. Yeah.
24:31And what do you do for a living?
24:33Yeah, I work for the city sanitation
24:34department. I drive this really cool
24:36street sweeper. Yeah, that’s so much
24:37fun. Yeah.
24:38Aha. Mhm.
24:39Yeah. Shouldn’t we toast to that
24:41first?
24:41Yeah. Cheers.
24:43To us.
24:44And what do you think? I don’t know,
24:47actually you both make a pretty good
24:49impression, I think, but yeah, in the
24:51end, Dad has to decide, right?
24:53Yeah, that’s true.
24:54Don't be mad at me. I have to make a
24:55quick call, I’ll be right back.
24:56Yeah, no problem. I’ll prepare you
24:58both in the meantime.
24:59Okay, see you in a bit.
25:00Okay, see you in a bit.
25:04Wow! Hey, this is going really great.
25:06Look, there she is.
25:09Why are you coming here now?
25:10Sabine, you. I’m here on my blind
25:12date, you know?
25:12Huh, why is she on the phone now?
25:14She’s supposed to be at Dad’s
25:15picnic.
25:16And guess what he does for a living.
25:18He’s a shitty garbage man for the
25:21city. I’m telling you, he’s a
25:22shitty garbage man, just one of those.
25:24No, and he’s not my type at all. Wait
25:26a minute.
25:27Hello. What is going on here? What are
25:29you saying? My father is a shitty
25:30garbage man.
25:31Yeah, he is.
25:32Yes he is, DTE. You can piss off, DT.
25:34Honestly,
25:35you guys are really crazy. Ugh,
25:38honestly. Ugh,
25:40this just can't be. First that woman
25:41from the south. Now she’s getting
25:43another lunatic. Dad has to say.
25:46Of course, there are no statistics on
25:48how high the chances of success are on
25:49a blind date. After all, feelings
25:51cannot be forced. To prevent a flop,
25:54there is a simple tip: talk to your
25:56potential date beforehand on the phone.
25:59Voice and the flow of conversation
26:00usually reveal whether you will find
26:02the other person likable later.
26:04Hey Dad,
26:05what are you guys doing here? Where’s
26:06my date?
26:07Sorry Dad, I don’t think this is
26:08going to work.
26:08What do you mean it’s not going to
26:09work? Everything was going so great
26:10just a moment ago.
26:11Yeah, so look, I heard Dörte while she
26:13was on the phone.
26:15I don't even know exactly who with or
26:16anything. In any case, she said you
26:18were a total loser. A crappy garbage
26:20man,
26:20Peter.
26:21Yeah,
26:25that’s just not okay. I think I’ll
26:26stay single for the rest of my life.
26:28Dad, don’t let it get to you. She’s
26:30not worth it at all.
26:30Take this here. Can he make it on his
26:32own? Sure. I need to first, I have to
26:34go home now. Elena's idea was pretty
26:36good, but one disappointment after
26:38another, I’m just not up for that and
26:40I think that’s it for me for now.
26:43And what do we do now? Ah, I don't know
26:46, man. I think we really have to do it
26:48the old-fashioned way, like a dating
26:50agency or something.
26:51Yeah, but how do you want to do that?
26:52More importantly, how do you want to
26:53pay for that? Oh, Cora, you’re always
26:56the one who knows how to organize
26:58things.
26:58Yeah, I think we should be able to
26:59figure it out somehow.
27:00Yeah, good. Listen, can I sleep at your
27:02place tonight?
27:03Yeah,
27:03then we’ll surely come up with
27:04something.
27:05Yeah, let’s do that.
27:06Okay.
27:06Okay.
27:07Cheers.
27:08What else is my father supposed to go
27:09through? Women can really be so mean.
27:12Pros need to handle this now, a dating
27:14agency or something, and I don't care
27:16what it costs. The next morning at
27:30Elena's.
27:32Cora wants to keep her promise.
27:34Well, what are you doing there? I’m
27:36looking for a dating agency. I told you
27:37I’d help you.
27:39Oh, you mean like an online thing?
27:41Yeah, take a look.
27:42No, seriously, right? I was thinking of
27:44something professional, because Bärbel
27:46told me such horror stories, she
27:48already has experience with those
27:50online things and she just got played.
27:53Fake profiles and just look at the
27:54Elena situation. Hey, we don't need
27:56that to happen again, do we? Here, hold
27:58this, I'm looking for something, really
28:00professional. Dad’s happiness means
28:02everything to me, even if I have to
28:03steal for it again here. Look at this
28:05one right here.
28:06Yeah, but 6,000 euros. How are you
28:07going to pay for that, please?
28:09Yeah, that’s also true, isn't it?
28:11I’ll look, maybe it just needs to be
28:13as professional as possible and not so
28:15expensive here. That’s better, isn't
28:17it? Only 1,500.
28:19Yeah, but it’s still a lot of money,
28:21right? Yes, but you said you could get
28:23something and help me out.
28:25Yeah, but I was thinking more of a
28:27normal dating site where you pay maybe
28:2850 bucks a month. Stealing eyeliner or
28:30clothes is something else entirely. But
28:321,500 euros.
28:34Yeah,
28:35what? How is Elena supposed to get that
28:37kind of money? Of course I know she
28:39wants to help her father, but this is
28:41definitely way too much.
28:43Well, I need to get ready for work now
28:45anyway. A reputable matchmaking agency
28:49is usually recognized by its personal
28:51service and the disclaimer that there's
28:53no guarantee of finding the right
28:54partner. Reputable agencies have also
28:57usually been in business for a long
28:58time. Agencies that were opened
29:00recently cannot have a large client
29:02database.
29:03I can print out a questionnaire at
29:05least. The agency has a questionnaire
29:07that you have to fill out before
29:08registering, and I'm going to go
29:09through it with Dad today.
29:13A little later on her way to work, the
29:1621-year-old has only one thought. How
29:19can she come up with the money for the
29:20matchmaking service?
29:22Ah, Elena, good that you're already
29:23here. I actually need to run to the
29:24wholesale market quickly
29:25and some people should be coming by for
29:27those floral arrangements from last
29:29week to pay for them.
29:30Okay.
29:30And I'm expecting another delivery,
29:32when he arrives. The money is in the
29:33register; just take it out of there.
29:35Yeah. Mom.
29:36Yes. Okay. Great. And when I'm back,
29:38you can leave a bit earlier.
29:39Okay. See you in a bit. Ciao.
29:41Bye.
29:4445-year-old Michael has been a widower
29:46for 10 years. His daughter Elena
29:49desperately wants to set him up with a
29:50nice woman. But the dates haven't gone
29:53well so far.
29:55So, how many do you want? One or two?
29:58Make it three. I think you've got
30:00company.
30:00What do you mean three? What kind of
30:02company?
30:02Yeah.
30:03Oh, good grief. Oh, damn. That's Sigi.
30:07Do you know her or something?
30:08Yeah. Man, that's my first date. Is she
30:10your first date?
30:13No idea, I need to take care of that
30:14right now.
30:14Yeah, then go out there. Go get her.
30:17So, that's the third one. That should
30:20be everything, I think. Then I need
30:21your signature and we're done.
30:23Yeah, I'm really sorry, but I just
30:25talked to my boss again and we actually
30:27only need one box.
30:28You've got to be kidding me? We already
30:30ordered it. Do you have a pen so I can
30:31sign this?
30:32Yeah, I mean, I can change it. That's
30:33not...
30:34No, I have to do it, otherwise I'll get
30:35in trouble.
30:35Tell me, do you actually have a
30:37girlfriend?
30:37Yeah, yeah, I have a girlfriend. A bit
30:39stressful at the moment, but screw it.
30:41Yeah, how about you pick something out
30:43for your girlfriend as compensation?
30:44Like just anything, or what?
30:45Yeah, look around. Pick something out.
30:47Actually pretty cool. Yeah, then it
30:49doesn't matter what I take.
30:51Yeah,
30:51wow. Okay, let me check.
30:53I'll change that in the meantime, okay?
30:54So,
30:55yeah, go ahead. Just write it down,
30:57then it'll work out.
30:57Yeah,
31:00do you think it's okay if I take these?
31:02So,
31:02yeah, sure, go ahead. Yeah,
31:04cool.
31:05All is good. Yeah, so I've already
31:06changed it. You just have to sign it,
31:08right?
31:08Cool. Exactly. I'll just sign it.
31:10Yeah.
31:11Yeah. Very nice. Then that and just put
31:13it in there.
31:14Yeah. And the money. Exactly.
31:17One hundred.
31:18Thanks. You won't get into trouble.
31:19That's okay, right?
31:20No, everything is good.
31:21Cool. Then I'll just take these two
31:22here. Yeah.
31:23Yes, exactly. Bye.
31:26That was way too easy. Men are really
31:28so easy to distract. He didn't even
31:30notice the delivery note was wrong
31:32anymore. And the remaining 200, I can
31:34nicely pocket that.
31:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm coming. Whoa,
31:39Sigi, what are you doing here? How do
31:40you know where I live?
31:41Yeah, there is something called a phone
31:43book where I can look it up. Oh, did
31:44you come to apologize?
31:46Apologize for what?
31:47Yeah, for the kids you hid from me. Uh,
31:49how do you know? But it doesn't really
31:51matter anyway. I just wanted to ask you
31:53, because I noticed I'm missing money
31:55from my pocket, and I wanted to ask if
31:57you're missing money too.
31:58Missing money? Yeah, well, nothing is
32:00missing for me.
32:00I thought as much. I'm definitely
32:03missing money, and I suspected it might
32:05have been your daughter, because she...
32:07What, you of all people, you liar!
32:10You suspect my daughter of stealing
32:12money? Never.
32:12She...but what do I do now? All my
32:15money is gone.
32:15Come on, I don't care. Get lost, beat
32:18it.
32:19Oh man,
32:19seriously, I don't want to see you
32:21anymore. Who does she think she is?
32:23Lies to me first, then accuses my
32:25daughter. Well, I never want to see her
32:27again.
32:28The next customer arrives and Elena
32:31sees her chance to skim off even more
32:33money.
32:34Hello. Hello. Yes, I wanted to pay for
32:37the flower bouquet again. Oh, did the
32:39boss tell you about the wedding?
32:40Yes, exactly, right?
32:41Yes. Did you like it?
32:43Yes, super. And here's another € 20
32:45for the boss. Well, the flower bouquet
32:47was so beautiful. All my friends were
32:49so impressed. Super.
32:50I'm glad to hear that. I'll give it to
32:52her. Yes, thanks. Bye.
32:53Bye.
33:00€ 270 is a start for a deposit for
33:01the agency, but that's nowhere near
33:03enough. I need more money to make Dad
33:07happy.
33:07Hello Elena, I'm back.
33:09Hello.
33:10Did everything go well?
33:12Yes, well, the delivery came and it's
33:14standing back there.
33:15Okay, great. And did she pay for her
33:18arrangements from the wedding?
33:20Yeah, well, things went a bit...badly.
33:22The customer came in and made a huge
33:25scene. She was so angry. She claimed
33:27that a few flowers were wilted.
33:29The flowers were wilted? That can't be
33:33right.
33:34Yes, they were. And all her friends
33:36thought her bouquet was ugly. And well,
33:38she made such a fuss that I just gave
33:40her a € 50 discount. I hope that's
33:43not too bad.
33:44Well, it's not ideal, but it's already
33:48done now.
33:48Yes. Um, where is the key? Um, it's
33:51right over there.
33:52Okay, listen, just finish watering
33:54outside and then you can head off.
33:56Okay, all right. Yes.
33:59She now has more debt than the amount
34:01available to her monthly and it's
34:03already impossible to pay off her debts
34:05quickly. Through her actions at her
34:07workplace, she is not only risking her
34:09job, but is also guilty of fraud. And
34:11fraud is punished with fines or even
34:13prison sentences of up to 5 years. An
34:23hour and a half later, even though
34:25Elena doesn't have the money for the
34:27dating agency yet, she won't be
34:29deterred from her plan.
34:32Hey Dad. Hi Tom. Don't you have a home
34:35or something?
34:36Yeah, thanks, love you too, right? Of
34:38course I have a home. It's just a bit
34:40stressful right now.
34:41Yes. Anyway Dad, I did some research on
34:45the internet and I found an agency
34:47called the Herzblatt dating agency and
34:49...
34:52Yeah, sorry to interrupt, but forget
34:54that, don't talk about that. I have
34:56another problem. Siege was here.
34:59What, what did she want?
35:01She reported to me that you allegedly
35:03stole something. I'm completely stunned
35:04.
35:05What do you mean, stole? I
35:06Yes, money.
35:07You surely don't believe that. She's a
35:08total liar, you know that.
35:10Yes, of course I believe you more than
35:11her. Yes, but still, just so you know.
35:14Yes, noted.
35:15Yeah, but I didn't do anything.
35:17Okay.
35:17Yes, definitely. I have this
35:19questionnaire here from the dating
35:21agency Heartleaf. Dating agency. If I
35:23get involved in that, you might as well
35:25throw your money out the window.
35:26Man Tom, this is really a good thing.
35:28I've only heard positive, good things
35:30about getting poor.
35:31Wow Tom, that old drunk should just
35:33shut his trap and let me handle this. I
35:36can already see it, if they keep going
35:38like this, they'll end up married.
35:40That costs a lot of money, though. Oh,
35:41you bet.
35:42No, Dad, don't worry about that at all.
35:44I'm doing really well financially and
35:46I'll take care of it. I just want you
35:47to fill this out.
35:49So
35:50it looks really good.
35:51I don't even have a title. Yes, this is
35:53just getting worse. For Elena's sake,
35:56I'll fill out the form now, but I'm not
35:58going on a date.
36:03Elena is willing to do anything for her
36:05father's happiness in love. Michael has
36:08no idea how much his daughter is
36:10deceiving him. Even though Elena only
36:13means well for him.
36:15Yes, what happens with that? Yes, I'll
36:17take it with me and then I'll send it
36:18off, okay? And then we'll just hope for
36:20the best and see what happens.
36:21All right.
36:22Okay, bye.
36:23Good. Take care. Yeah, ciao.
36:25Bye.
36:25Ciao. Bye.
36:27I don't think anything of these
36:28agencies. All lies and deceit.
36:31What is wrong with her? Should one be
36:32worried?
36:33I also believe she takes this quite
36:34seriously, and above all.
36:36That wasn't a joke. That's expensive,
36:37man.
36:38Yes, and damn expensive at that.
36:39I think I'll Google what that costs now
36:42. What was that name again?
36:45Partnership-leaf or something like that
36:47? Wait, where did she get it from? Ah,
36:50I don't believe it.
36:52€ 1500.
36:53Oh, they must have miscalculated. Look,
36:55look, 15. Hey, that is just not on. I
36:57have to put a stop to this. I have to
36:59put a stop to this. I mean, that is
37:01just not okay. I don't want the girl to
37:02get herself into debt.
37:04€ 1,500 for a matchmaking service. I
37:07absolutely do not want my daughter
37:08spending that much money on me. I will
37:11go to the flower shop first thing in
37:12the morning and end this. The next
37:23morning, Bärbel discovers that the
37:25latest delivery is incomplete.
37:28I don’t understand this. Something
37:30isn't right here. Three boxes unpacked
37:34first.
37:35Hello. Hello.
37:39Excuse me, this area is for employees
37:40only.
37:40What do you mean, for employees only? I
37:42am the father of the management.
37:44Yes, management—that’s me. I am the
37:46owner, and you are not my father.
37:49Yes, but I’m looking for Elena. My
37:51daughter, she works here, doesn't she?
37:53Yes, of course. I’ve seen the photo.
37:55Michael, exactly. Yes, I’m Bärbel.
37:58Yes, hello.
37:59Yes, hello.
38:02Yes, I’m totally confused right now
38:04because Elena told me she was the
38:05management here and I don’t know what
38:07to believe.
38:09Well, that must be a misunderstanding.
38:11That can’t be right.
38:13So, she is definitely not the
38:14management.
38:15Elena isn't the boss at all; she’s
38:16been lying to me the whole time. But
38:19where does she get all that money from?
38:21Then she doesn't earn as much as she
38:23kept saying. She has spent a lot of
38:25money on me lately and I don’t know
38:27where she got it from.
38:29Well, I don’t know either, of course.
38:30Maybe she’s been doing something else
38:32, but
38:33no, the problem is just this. Um,
38:35someone was here who claimed that Elena
38:38stole, and I don’t know where she got
38:41all the money for all the expenses she
38:43covered for me.
38:48Stole?
38:49Man, oh man. Well something is wrong
38:53here right now, too. Somehow, I’m
38:55missing merchandise here. So something
38:57might actually not be right there.
39:00Yes, why isn't she here today? Why
39:02isn't she working?
39:03No, she’s only here in the afternoon.
39:04It’s always busier here in the
39:05afternoons and
39:06then she’s probably at home.
39:09Yes, shall we go and check? I would
39:11come along, because let’s go and
39:13check right now and...
39:15let’s check right away.
39:16All right. Elena has never told me
39:18about Bärbel. She makes a really good
39:21impression, but women like that are
39:23always taken. At the same time, at
39:26Elena’s. The 21-year-old has invited
39:29her best friend over for breakfast. She
39:33has no idea that Michael and Bärbel
39:35are on their way. She is only thinking
39:38about her father's happiness in love.
39:48Anyway, how is the matchmaking service
39:50for your dad going? Yeah, well, I gave
39:53my dad the questionnaire and he filled
39:54it out, but he's not exactly thrilled.
39:58But yeah, the crappy thing is, I know
40:00my dad can only be happy if he has a
40:02new woman by his side, and I still
40:05haven't saved enough for the agency. I
40:08can see what I might be able to lend or
40:11give you. Look here, that's my last €
40:2140. I can contribute that, but I'll
40:22need it back, you know? This € 40 is
40:25my last bit of cash for the month, and
40:27now I only have my savings left on my
40:29card.
40:3021-year-old Elena wants to hire a
40:33matchmaking agency to find a woman for
40:35her father. To come up with the money,
40:38she'll resort to any means necessary. I
40:43know, it's really awful to steal from
40:45your best friend, but Cora has a nest
40:47egg saved up and Dad really needs it
40:49more than her right now.
40:52Despite ever-improving security
40:54measures, credit card fraud is still
40:55relatively easy. Usually, you can pay
40:58offline with a simple signature, and
41:00signatures are relatively easy to forge
41:02. The best tip against credit card
41:04fraud is to check your statements
41:06regularly, which is usually possible
41:08online in real time.
41:10At the same time, Elena's father,
41:12Michael, and her boss, Berbel, are on
41:14their way to her. Berbel has a
41:17justified suspicion that she has been
41:20robbed by Elena, and her father wants
41:22to find out why the 21-year-old lied to
41:24him through his teeth.
41:34But what's the matter?
41:35Why did you lie to me?
41:37What do you mean?
41:39Well, about the flower shop. You said
41:41you were the manager. Hey,
41:43yeah, Dad, I'm sorry. I mean, I only
41:46said that because I wanted you to be
41:48proud of me and think I was doing well
41:51and
41:51Yeah, but you don't need to be ashamed
41:53of that. I'm always proud of you. I
41:56always have been and always will be, no
41:58matter what you are. But where did you
42:00get all that money?
42:02Berbel lent me some.
42:04Yeah, but I only gave you € 100. That
42:06could never be enough.
42:08It was a bit more than 100. I mean, I'm
42:13sorry, Berbel, but I messed with the
42:17delivery so I could pocket the € 200.
42:20That can't be true.
42:22Yeah, the bride's flowers weren't
42:24wilted either, and I pocketed that
42:27money too and
42:29yeah, and my clothes, all of that.
42:31Yeah, we stole those at the boutique,
42:33and the shampoos from the picnic at the
42:35supermarket too. I'm sorry,
42:38child. Yeah. And what about this Sigi?
42:40Is there any truth to it? That was me,
42:42too.
42:42Oh man, now I kicked her out for
42:44nothing, man. I
42:45am sorry.
42:46I'm really not that kind of person.
42:47Yeah.
42:48Yeah. And while we're at it, Cora, I
42:51just took your card. I'm sorry.
42:55What did you do? I didn't really do
42:57anything with it or anything. I mean,
42:58that was reckless. I'm sorry. I
43:00shouldn't have done that. I've done so
43:02much and helped you out.
43:04I've had enough now. It's all just too
43:06much for me. I don't want to see you
43:08for a while. You're off duty for now. I
43:10need to let this sink in. Bye.
43:13Great, Dad will be lonely forever, and
43:15I've lost my best friend and my job too
43:17. I wanted you to have someone by your
43:19side, a new woman, so you'd be happy.
43:21That's sweet of you. Come on, but you
43:24know you're going to be in a lot of
43:25trouble, right?
43:26Yes,
43:27but we'll get through this together.
43:29I'll help you with that. Please never
43:31do things like that again. Yes.
43:32No, I won't. Since Elena has no prior
43:35convictions, she certainly won't be
43:37facing any jail time. The total
43:39sentence, which is what it's called
43:41when multiple crimes are combined, will
43:43likely be a fine or community service.
43:47Both the payment of the fine and the
43:48completion of community service will be
43:50monitored very closely, however.
43:52Misconduct will be punished and usually
43:54increases the sentence. A few weeks
44:02later, everything has turned out for
44:04the better. Elena is getting her life
44:07back on track and Cora has forgiven her
44:10best friend.
44:11I'm so glad you agreed to another date.
44:14Really great.
44:15And I'm so glad you sorted all of that
44:16out quite well. Really super. Yeah,
44:19well, with the boutique and the
44:21supermarket, we'll probably get a fine
44:23and some community service, but then
44:25it'll be settled. Oh yeah, and I'm
44:28really sorry again, Dad.
44:31Yeah, come on. Well, I paid for the
44:32thing with Zigi; the only bad part was
44:35having to see her again. I'll never
44:37forget that, but oh well, you're my
44:39daughter.
44:40Well, and the thing with the credit
44:41card, I forgive you for that too.
44:42Good. I got off with a slap on the
44:45wrist, but now I have community service
44:48and a fine hanging over me. But the
44:50most important thing is that Kora and
44:53my boss have forgiven me, and Dad will
44:55be happy again too. I have a feeling
44:57about it. Oh, look who's coming.
45:04Hello. Hi.
45:09So, I'll leave you two alone, okay? And
45:11Dad, don't do anything stupid. Yeah,
45:12and you won't either, right?
45:13Nope.
45:14All right.

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