Run Away Runway | S1 E12 | Full Episode | Phineas and Ferb | @disneychannel — Transcript

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1. 0:00♪ THERE'S 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION ♪
2. 0:03♪ THEN SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT ♪
3. 0:05♪ SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION ♪
4. 0:08♪ IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT ♪
5. 0:11♪ LIKE MAYBE ♪
6. 0:12♪ BUILDING A ROCKET ♪
7. 0:14♪ OR FIGHTING A MUMMY ♪
8. 0:15♪ OR CLIMBING UP THE EIFFEL TOWER ♪
9. 0:18♪ DISCOVERING SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST ♪
10. 0:20♪ OR GIVING A MONKEY A SHOWER ♪
11. 0:23♪ SURFING TIDAL WAVES ♪
12. 0:25♪ CREATING NANOBOTS ♪
13. 0:26♪ OR LOCATING FRANKENSTEIN'S BRAIN ♪
14. 0:27IT'S OVER HERE.
15. 0:28♪ FINDING A DODO BIRD ♪
16. 0:30♪ PAINTING A CONTINENT ♪
17. 0:31♪ OR DRIVING YOUR SISTER INSANE ♪
18. 0:33PHINEAS!
19. 0:34♪ AS YOU CAN SEE ♪
20. 0:35♪ THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF STUFF TO DO ♪
21. 0:36♪ BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS THIS FALL ♪
22. 0:38COME ON, PERRY!
23. 0:39♪ SO STICK WITH US 'CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB ♪
24. 0:41♪ ARE GONNA DO IT ALL ♪
25. 0:44♪ SO STICK WITH US 'CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB ♪
26. 0:46♪ ARE GONNA DO IT ALL ♪
27. 0:50MOM! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING A TITLE SEQUENCE!
28. 0:52CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY DISNEY--ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP
29. 0:55[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
30. 0:55Man: BEHOLD!
31. 0:57FEAST YOUR EYES UPON THE FASHION OF THE FUTURE.
32. 1:01HEY, CANDACE. WHAT YOU WATCHING?
33. 1:04ONLY THE LATEST LOOK FROM THE WORLD'S GREATEST FASHION DESIGNER,
34. 1:07GASTON LaMODE.
35. 1:08I DON'T GET IT.
36. 1:09WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO WEAR SUCH GOOFY-LOOKING CLOTHES?
37. 1:12IT'S NOT GOOFY.
38. 1:13FASHION DESIGNERS CREATE ART THAT PEOPLE LIVE IN.
39. 1:16HMM. I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY.
40. 1:18FERB, PUT THE COLD FUSION REACTOR ON HOLD.
41. 1:22I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO TODAY.
42. 1:24AS NOW, TO MY WORLD TOUR,
43. 1:26I, GASTON LaMODE, WILL BE AT THE--
44. 1:29Man, voiceover: GOOGOLPLEX MALL--
45. 1:30TODAY.
46. 1:31STACY, I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO TODAY.
47. 1:33[BEEPS]
48. 1:391, 2, 3, TESTING, TESTING, 1, 2, 3. TESTING.
49. 1:43AGENT P., YOU'RE EARLY.
50. 1:44CARL, CUT TO CLOSE-UP.
51. 1:46OH. AHEM.
52. 1:48BASICALLY, DOOFENSHMIRTZ HAS BEEN ACTING UP AGAIN.
53. 1:50HE'S STOCKPILING THE USUAL STRANGE AND UNRELATED ITEMS.
54. 1:53THIS TIME, IT'S COPY MACHINES
55. 1:55AND INK CARTRIDGES BY THE THOUSANDS.
56. 1:57WE NEED YOU TO FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT AWAY.
57. 2:04OK, FERB. IF WE'RE GOING TO TACKLE THIS FASHION DESIGN THING,
58. 2:07WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL.
59. 2:09IT HAS TO BE COOL, COMFORTABLE,
60. 2:11AND UNDETECTABLE BY RADAR.
61. 2:13SOMETHING THAT ABSOLUTELY SCREAMS "SUMMER."
62. 2:15AHH, I THINK YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING, FERB.
63. 2:18HEY, PHINEAS. WHATCHA DOING?
64. 2:20FERB AND I ARE WORKING ON DESIGNS FOR OUR NEW CLOTHING LINE.
65. 2:23TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE'VE GOT SO FAR.
66. 2:24VERY IMPRESSIVE. NEED ANY HELP?
67. 2:27THE FIRESIDE GIRLS AND I ARE TRYING TO GET OUR SEWING BADGES.
68. 2:29EXCELLENT. LET'S GO!
69. 2:31[MAN VOCALIZING]
70. 2:35Man: ♪ FOREVER SUMMER ♪
71. 2:40♪ FOREVER SUMMER ♪
72. 2:42Chorus: ♪ SUMMER ♪
73. 2:44♪ ALL THE TIME ♪
74. 2:46♪ SUMMER ♪
75. 2:49♪ ALL THE TIME ♪
76. 2:49[LAUGHING]
77. 2:51♪ FOREVER SUMMER ♪
78. 2:53♪ NEVER FALL ♪
79. 2:55♪ SOMETIMES SPRING ♪
80. 2:58♪ FOREVER SUMMER ♪
81. 3:00[VOCALIZING]
82. 3:01WHOO-HOO!
83. 3:02[VOCALIZING]
84. 3:05♪ FOREVER SUMMER ♪
85. 3:09♪ DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL DIRIGIBLE ♪
86. 3:14PERRY THE PLATYPUS! LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING,
87. 3:17MR. "I BREAK THROUGH WALLS WHENEVER I WANT."
88. 3:22THERE YOU GO. OH, AND ONE MORE THING.
89. 3:27OH, LOOK.
90. 3:28I HAVE CAPTURED THE RARE DUCT-TAPED PLATYPUS.
91. 3:31[LAUGHS]
92. 3:33[CHUCKLES]
93. 3:34HEH. HEH.
94. 3:35YOU KNOW, LIKE DUCK-BILLED-- NEVER MIND.
95. 3:38ANYWAY, LET ME SHOW YOU MY EVIL PLAN.
96. 3:41I CALL IT THE COPY-AND-PASTINATOR.
97. 3:44THERE IS NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN WAITING IN LINE.
98. 3:47ALL THE TIME WASTED IN STORES AND AMUSEMENT PARKS,
99. 3:50WHEN I COULD BE SPREADING MORE EVIL IN THE TRI-STATE AREA.
100. 3:53I WILL MAKE COPIES OF MYSELF,
101. 3:56AND THEY WILL DO THE WAITING FOR ME.
102. 3:58I KNOW. IT SOUNDS A LITTLE BIT CRAZY,
103. 4:00BUT, LOOK. YOU'RE ALL TIED UP.
104. 4:03AND I'M STEPPING INTO A GIANT COPY MACHINE TO MAKE DUPLICATES OF MYSELF.
105. 4:07WHO'S CRAZY NOW?
106. 4:11Candace: THERE IT IS--
107. 4:12THE WORLD FAMOUS RUNWAY OF GASTON LaMODE.
108. 4:15OH, STACY, CAN YOU IMAGINE
109. 4:17THE GLAMOROUS LIFE OF A SUPERMODEL?
110. 4:19[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
111. 4:19[CHEERING]
112. 4:24HI. I'M CANDACE.
113. 4:26I'M SURE YOU RECOGNIZE ME FROM MY COUNTLESS MAGAZINE COVERS.
114. 4:29YOU KNOW, BEING A SUPERMODEL IS HARD WORK--
115. 4:32THE BRIGHT LIGHTS, THE DEAFENING APPLAUSE,
116. 4:34AND ALL THOSE PAPER CUTS FROM COUNTING MY HUGE STACKS OF MONEY.
117. 4:37THAT'S WHY I START EVERY MORNING WITH CANDACE Os.
118. 4:40Man: CANDACE Os, PART OF A NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST.
119. 4:42CANDACE. WHAT?
120. 4:43CANDACE Os?
121. 4:44[SIGHS] I REALLY SHOULDN'T FANTASIZE ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
122. 4:46FINALLY, AFTER YEARS OF BITTER STRUGGLE,
123. 4:49I, GASTON LaMODE, HAVE CREATED THE ULTIMATE DESIGN--
124. 4:53THE NE PLUS ULTRA IN HAUTE COUTURE.
125. 4:56BUT ALAS,
126. 4:58I CANNOT FIND A SINGLE MODEL WITH A NECK LONG ENOUGH TO COMPLEMENT MY DESIGN.
127. 5:03SORRY, GASTON, BUT ONLY SOMEONE
128. 5:05WITH A FREAKISHLY LONG NECK COULD FIT INTO--
129. 5:06YES. EVERYONE IS SORRY.
130. 5:09WHERE WILL I FIND THAT SWAN-LIKE NECK?
131. 5:12PARDON, MONSIEUR, I HAVE GREAT NEWS!
132. 5:15A JERRY LEWIS MARATHON ON TV TONIGHT?
133. 5:17I WISH! BUT NO.
134. 5:19BETTER YET, I HAVE FOUND HER.
135. 5:22HI.
136. 5:23LOOK AT THIS.
137. 5:25MON DIEU! IT IS PERFECTION!
138. 5:28YOU ARE MY COU DE CRAYON.
139. 5:31YOUR COU DE CRAYON? [GASPS] COOL!
140. 5:33ALLEZ! ALLEZ! LET'S GET YOU TO MAKEUP.
141. 5:36[SCREAMS]
142. 5:36[MACHINE CLANGS]
143. 5:38I THINK I JUST TANNED MY EYEBALLS. UGH.
144. 5:42NOW, WITH THE PUSH OF A BUTTON,
145. 5:44I WILL MAKE HISTORY!
146. 5:46[LAUGHS]
147. 5:47BY THE WAY, DO YOU LIKE MY MURAL?
148. 5:49I DID IT MYSELF. IT'S A SILHOUETTE OF ME GOING--
149. 5:51[LAUGHS]
150. 5:53ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE, NOW.
151. 5:55OH! NEEDS A LITTLE MORE TONER.
152. 5:59OH. COPY JAM.
153. 6:01DUH.
154. 6:03WHY IS IT WHEN PEOPLE COPY THEIR BUTTS, IT COMES OUT PERFECT?
155. 6:07WE'RE ALMOST READY. NOW, LET ME SEE.
156. 6:10OH! ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.
157. 6:13OH, WHY, THANK YOU.
158. 6:15NOW, WAIT RIGHT HERE WHILE I INTRODUCE YOU TO THE CROWD.
159. 6:18PACKAGE FOR GASTON LaMODE.
160. 6:20IS IT A POSTER OF JERRY LEWIS?
161. 6:22I WISH.
162. 6:23ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. BUT THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT.
163. 6:26OOH! GASP!
164. 6:27THIS DESIGN-- IT'S COMFORTABLE, COOL,
165. 6:29AND UNDETECTABLE BY RADAR.
166. 6:31IT ABSOLUTELY SCREAMS "SUMMER."
167. 6:33THIS ISN'T NEW. I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE.
168. 6:35DO YOU KNOW WHO DESIGNED IT?
169. 6:37WE DID, SIR.
170. 6:38IT'S PART OF THE PHINEAS AND FERB
171. 6:39"SUMMER ALL THE TIME" COLLECTION.
172. 6:42C'EST MAGNIFIQUE!
173. 6:44WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
174. 6:45IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU, CANDACE.
175. 6:47WE THOUGHT FASHION DESIGN WAS LAME,
176. 6:49BUT YOU CONVINCED US TO GIVE THE GLAMOUR WORLD A CHANCE.
177. 6:51BUT--BUT--BUT--
178. 6:53MADEMOISELLE CANDACE, THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE IN PLANS.
179. 6:55YOU WILL PUT THIS ON, S'IL VOUS PLAIT.
180. 6:57I--I--I--
181. 6:57OR, YOU CAN WEAR THIS.
182. 6:58NOT IN THIS LIFE.
183. 7:00SAYONARA, AMIGO.
184. 7:02I AM SO TELLING MOM, AND YOU GUYS ARE SO BUSTED.
185. 7:05[CRASHES]
186. 7:05I'M OK.
187. 7:06BUT MADEMOISELLE!
188. 7:08SIGH.
189. 7:10OK, LADIES. TIME TO GET CHANGED AND STRUT YOUR STUFF.
190. 7:14All: THANK YOU, GASTON.
191. 7:15LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
192. 7:17I, GASTON LaMODE,
193. 7:19AM PROUD TO PRESENT THIS STUNNING NEW COLLECTION--
194. 7:22SUMMER ALL THE TIME.
195. 7:24Man: ♪ SUMMER ♪
196. 7:26Chorus: ♪ SUMMER ♪
197. 7:29♪ ALL THE TIME ♪
198. 7:30AND GIVE A BIG HAND TO THE DESIGNER,
199. 7:33MY LATEST DISCOVERY,
200. 7:36PHINEAS AND FERB.
201. 7:38[CHEERING]
202. 7:40Man: ♪ SOMETIMES SPRING ♪
203. 7:42♪ FOREVER SUMMER ♪
204. 7:44WOW, FERB. OUR DESIGNS HAVE REALLY CAUGHT ON.
205. 7:46EVERYONE WHO IS ANYONE IS NOW WEARING SUMMER ALL THE TIME.
206. 7:50NOT A BAD MORNING'S WORK.
207. 7:52NICE OUTFIT, HANDSOME.
208. 7:53YOU ARE ON FIRE.
209. 7:55WHEN MOM HEARS ABOUT THIS--
210. 7:58HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
211. 7:59WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE OUTFITS?
212. 8:01THESE? WHY, THEY'RE ONLY THE LATEST HIT DESIGNS
213. 8:04FROM THE "SUMMER ALL THE TIME" COLLECTION.
214. 8:06EVERYBODY'S WEARING THEM. I MEAN, JEEZ, WHERE YOU BEEN?
215. 8:08"PHINEAS AND FERB, THE KINGS OF COUTURE"?
216. 8:12THAT WAS FAST.
217. 8:13CANDACE-- THERE YOU ARE.
218. 8:14STACY?
219. 8:15YOU LEFT YOUR CELL PHONE
220. 8:16AND YOUR CLOTHES IN THERE.
221. 8:18[GASPS] STACY! YOU, TOO?
222. 8:20YOU LOOK JUST LIKE FERB!
223. 8:21WOW! THANKS, CANDACE.
224. 8:23MOST OF THIS IS A GENUINE LABEL.
225. 8:24BUT THE SHOES ARE TOTAL KNOCK-OFFS.
226. 8:26I HEARD THERE'S A RIOT UPTOWN
227. 8:27AT THIS ONE STORE THAT GOT A FRESH SHIPMENT.
228. 8:29I GOT TO RUN BEFORE THEY SELL OUT.
229. 8:30BYE!
230. 8:32OH, AND CANDACE? FRIENDLY TIP.
231. 8:34THAT GASTON STUFF IS SO 42 SECONDS AGO.
232. 8:36UGH!
233. 8:37YOU SEE, PERRY THE PLATYPUS,
234. 8:40A WHOLE ARMY OF DOOFENSHMIRTZES.
235. 8:43PERFECT COPIES OF ME!
236. 8:45HIYA, HANDSOME. RIGHT BACK AT YOU, FELLA.
237. 8:48YOU, HERE, GO GET ME SOME CORN DOGS.
238. 8:49SURE THING!
239. 8:50YOU, FETCH ME SOME MOVIE TICKETS.
240. 8:52YOU BET YOUR BRITCHES.
241. 8:53AND YOU, GO RIDE THAT NEW ROLLER COASTER A COUPLE OF TIMES, OK?
242. 8:56OKEY-DOKEY.
243. 8:56OH, ME, TOO!
244. 8:57GO, GO, MY FACSIMILES!
245. 8:59GO WAIT IN LINE SO THAT I NEVER HAVE TO!
246. 9:03WHEE! GERONIMO!
247. 9:03[ALL SHOUTING AND CHEERING]
248. 9:05SANTA CLAUS!
249. 9:06NATIVE AMERICAN ICON!
250. 9:09HEY, THERE'S THE MALL!
251. 9:10WELL, THAT WAS FUN.
252. 9:10OOH, WHAT FUN!
253. 9:12OH, I LANDED IN A PUDDLE.
254. 9:13LOOK AT THE PUPPIES!
255. 9:15[ALL TALK AT ONCE]
256. 9:16HEY, DO YOU SEE WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE WEARING?
257. 9:18Woman: SOME KIND OF RETRO PHARMACIST OUTFIT.
258. 9:21I FEEL SO 2 MINUTES AND 5 SECONDS AGO.
259. 9:23HEY, LET'S GET BACK IN STYLE.
260. 9:25[ALL SHOUTING]
261. 9:31NOW, I HAVE TWO!
262. 9:32AREN'T THEY ADORABLE?
263. 9:35HOW ABOUT YOU JUMP AND FETCH ME SOMETHING, TOO, HUH?
264. 9:38SOMETHING LIKE, HMM, YOUR DOOM?
265. 9:41HEY, DON'T HURT THE LITTLE BUNNY RABBIT.
266. 9:44HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE TRASH, YOU DROP-OUT BOHEMIAN?
267. 9:47I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. I'VE GOT SOME DELETING TO DO.
268. 9:50THAT'S RIGHT. TREMBLE, MY REJECTED FRIEND.
269. 9:53OH, NO! I PUSHED THE "DELETE ALL" BUTTON BY MISTAKE!
270. 10:02LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!
271. 10:04OH, GUESS WHO'S PAYING FOR THIS?
272. 10:07WHAT IS THIS?
273. 10:08HEY, WHY DID YOU JUMP OUT THAT--
274. 10:11[GASPS] OH, YOU CLEVER LITTLE PL--
275. 10:14[SCREAMS]
276. 10:16WELL, THAT WASN'T VERY BRIGHT!
277. 10:18NOW, WE'RE BOTH GOING-- AAH!
278. 10:20CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!
279. 10:30COME ON, MOM. YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING CRAZY?
280. 10:32OOH. I THINK I'M LOOKING AT IT.
281. 10:34LOOK, MOM, YOU SEE?
282. 10:35SO, YOU DRAGGED ME ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE
283. 10:37FOR A PHARMACIST CONVENTION?
284. 10:41FACE IT, MON AMI,
285. 10:42YOUR DESIGNS ARE SO 3 MINUTES AND 37 SECONDS AGO.
286. 10:46OH, WELL. WE HAD A GREAT TIME.
287. 10:48HEY, GASTON, WHAT'S WITH THE NEW OUTFIT?
288. 10:50ARE YOU KIDDING? NO ONE'S CLAIMING THIS LOOK YET.
289. 10:53I HAVE TO GET OUT IN FRONT OF THIS THING
290. 10:55AND TAKE CREDIT FOR IT ALL.
291. 10:56THAT'S HOW YOU STAY AHEAD IN THIS BUSINESS, KID.
292. 10:59AU REVOIR.
293. 11:00WELL, PHINEAS, I STILL LIKE YOUR STYLE.
294. 11:03THANKS. HI, MOM.
295. 11:04OH, LOOK. WE'RE ALL HERE.
296. 11:06WHY DON'T WE ALL GET SOME LUNCH?
297. 11:07I THINK THERE'S A PIZZA PLACE RIGHT OVER THERE.
298. 11:09OH, THERE YOU ARE, PERRY.
299. 11:11YEAH. GO AHEAD. EAT ALL YOU WANT.
300. 11:15MY DREAMS ARE SMASHED TO PIECES,
301. 11:16AND ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS FOOD.
302. 11:18WELL, JUST REMEMBER,
303. 11:20GASTON SAID I'LL ALWAYS BE HIS COU DE CRAYON.
304. 11:22YOU DO REALIZE THAT THAT'S FRENCH FOR PENCIL NECK.
305. 11:25♪ PHINEAS AND FERB ♪
306. 11:27Woman: OK, ISABELLA, SAY, "AAH."
307. 11:30AAH.
308. 11:30OH, GOOD.
309. 11:31THE SWELLING HAS GONE DOWN DRAMATICALLY.
310. 11:33I'LL BE BACK TO CHECK ON YOU SOON.
311. 11:35SO, ISABELLA, WHATCHA DOING?
312. 11:38OH, JUST RECOVERING,
313. 11:39BUT I FINALLY GOT MY TONSILLECTOMY BADGE.
314. 11:42WE JUST CAME BY TO CHEER YOU UP
315. 11:44AND TO SEE IF YOU'RE FEELING WELL ENOUGH
316. 11:45TO GO ON WITH OUR EVENT.
317. 11:46SORRY, GUYS. MY THROAT STILL HURTS LIKE CRAZY.
318. 11:49THAT'S COOL. SORRY, GANG.
319. 11:51WE'VE GOT TO POSTPONE THE TROJAN WAR REENACTMENT
320. 11:53TILL FURTHER NOTICE.
321. 11:54[ALL TALK AT ONCE]
322. 11:58YOU KNOW, THE BEST PART OF GETTING YOUR TONSILS OUT
323. 12:00IS THAT YOU GET TO EAT ALL THE ICE CREAM YOU WANT.
324. 12:02REALLY?
325. 12:02MOUNTAINS OF IT.
326. 12:04YOU COULD HAVE THE BIGGEST ICE CREAM SUNDAE EVER MADE.
327. 12:07FERB, I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO TODAY.
328. 12:09FIRST, WE GOT TO DRAW UP SOME PLANS.
329. 12:10WAIT! NO TIME FOR THAT.
330. 12:12YOU GO TO BLUEPRINT HEAVEN.
331. 12:13I'LL HEAD HOME TO MEET THE DELIVERY GUY.
332. 12:16HELLO, BLOWTORCH CITY?
333. 12:17YEAH, I'LL HOLD.
334. 12:19WHEN ARE THEY LETTING YOU OUT OF THIS JOINT?
335. 12:20THIS AFTERNOON.
336. 12:21PERFECT! WE SHOULD HAVE JUST ENOUGH TIME.
337. 12:24SO, I'M GOING OUT, VANESSA.
338. 12:25REMEMBER, YOU'RE AT YOUR DAD'S THIS WEEKEND.
339. 12:28GREAT. A WHOLE 48 HOURS OF EVIL.
340. 12:30VANESSA DOOFENSHMIRTZ, YOUR FATHER IS NOT EVIL.
341. 12:32WE JUST DIDN'T GET ALONG.
342. 12:34WE WANTED DIFFERENT THINGS.
343. 12:35WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS "TO BE EVIL"?
344. 12:37BECAUSE HE'S EVIL.
345. 12:38HE'S NOT EVIL, HONEY. NO ONE'S EVIL.
346. 12:40NO, MOM, HE'S EVIL.
347. 12:42YOU DON'T KNOW THIS ABOUT HIM?
348. 12:44HE HAS EVIL SCHEMES.
349. 12:45NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T HAVE SCHEMES OF ANY KIND.
350. 12:47AND THEN, THERE'S THIS SECRET AGENT THAT ALWAYS BURSTS IN AND--
351. 12:49I THINK YOU'RE BEING OVERLY DRAMATIC.
352. 12:51MOM, I'M NOT BEING DRAMATIC.
353. 12:53DAD BUILDS EVIL CONTRAPTIONS EVERY DAY.
354. 12:56WAIT. LET ME CHECK ON SOMETHING.
355. 12:58♪ DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL, INCORPOR-- ♪
356. 13:00YEP. HE'S EVEN GOT HIS OWN EVIL JINGLE
357. 13:02RIGHT ON HIS ANSWERING MACHINE. LISTEN!
358. 13:05HELLO?
359. 13:06OH, HELLO, HEINZ.
360. 13:07DAD! WHY DID YOU PICK UP?
361. 13:09YOU ALWAYS LET THE MACHINE GET IT.
362. 13:10WELL, I HEARD IT RING THE FIRST TIME,
363. 13:11SO I WAS STANDING RIGHT BY THE PHONE.
364. 13:13OH, BY THE WAY, COULD YOU PICK UP SOME BLUEPRINTS FOR ME
365. 13:15ON YOUR WAY OVER?
366. 13:16THANK YOU, SWEETIE.
367. 13:18[SIGHS] GREAT.
368. 13:19NOW, HE WANTS ME TO PICK UP SOME EVIL BLUEPRINTS
369. 13:21FOR HIS LATEST EVIL CONTRAPTION.
370. 13:24AND AS SOON AS HE'S DONE BUILDING IT, I'LL HAVE PROOF!
371. 13:26I'LL CALL YOU, AND YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF.
372. 13:28SO, YOU NEED PLANS TO BUILD
373. 13:31A GIANT ICE CREAM SUNDAE-MAKER, DO YOU?
374. 13:33MMM. I'M NOT SURE WE SELL BLUEPRINTS FOR THAT ANYMORE.
375. 13:38WHOA! HOLD ON, SWEETIE. NO NEED TO GET UPSET.
376. 13:40I'LL GO CHECK IN THE BACK, OK?
377. 13:43OK. LET'S SEE.
378. 13:44GIANT SUNDAE MACHINE.
379. 13:46I GOT A YOGURT MACHINE. HOW'S THAT SOUND?
380. 13:49YEAH. I DON'T CARE FOR YOGURT EITHER, BABY.
381. 13:50I'LL KEEP LOOKING.
382. 13:53HERE, LOOK. I FOUND ONE.
383. 13:55NOW. WHAT DO YOU NEED, SWEETIE?
384. 13:56I'M HERE TO PICK UP AN ORDER FOR DOOFENSHMIRTZ.
385. 13:59OH, YES. YOUR DADDY JUST CALLED.
386. 14:01HEY. HOW'S IT GOING?
387. 14:05[BEEPING]
388. 14:05CAN YOU BRING IT BACK HERE?
389. 14:07THANKS. THAT'S GREAT.
390. 14:09YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, STACY,
391. 14:10BUT WHEN I TURNED AROUND, JEREMY WAS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME.
392. 14:14WELL, ACTUALLY, HE WAS SITTING,
393. 14:16AND HE WAS A COUPLE OF BLOCKS AWAY,
394. 14:17BUT HE WAS RIGHT THERE!
395. 14:19KEEP IT COMING. KEEP IT COMING.
396. 14:21OK. STOP.
397. 14:23GREAT. STACK THEM OVER HERE.
398. 14:24UM, STACE? I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.
399. 14:27AND THAT'S THE LAST OF IT.
400. 14:29JUST NEED YOU TO SIGN RIGHT HERE, AND...
401. 14:31SAY, AREN'T YOU A LITTLE--
402. 14:33YOUNG TO BE USING TITANIUM PLATING
403. 14:35AND AN INDUSTRIAL ARC WELDER?
404. 14:36YES. YES, I AM. I GET THAT A LOT.
405. 14:38PHINEAS, YOU KNOW I'M IN CHARGE, RIGHT?
406. 14:40WELL, ISN'T THAT JUST IF A SATELLITE CRASHES INTO THE--
407. 14:42NO, NO, NO.
408. 14:44WHEN MOM'S AT HER COOKING CLASS, I'M IN CHARGE.
409. 14:45NOW, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO OUT HERE?
410. 14:47I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU,
411. 14:48BUT IT'S GOING TO BE A BIG SURPRISE.
412. 14:49HEY, WAIT A SECOND. HAVE YOU SEEN PERRY?
413. 14:57♪ PERRY ♪
414. 14:59SORRY TO WAKE YOU, AGENT P.
415. 15:01LOOKS LIKE DOOFENSHMIRTZ IS GETTING SLOPPY.
416. 15:03HE SENT HIS DAUGHTER RIGHT INTO OUR STING OPERATION
417. 15:05AND PURCHASED BLUEPRINTS FOR A SPACE LASINATOR.
418. 15:08WE INTENDED TO PASS HIM FAKE PLANS, BUT DUE TO A ROOKIE ERROR,
419. 15:11AND BY ROOKIE, I MEAN CARL--
420. 15:13SORRY, MY BAD.
421. 15:15THE PLANS HE RECEIVED ARE REAL-- TERRIFYINGLY REAL.
422. 15:18AGAIN, I MUST APOLOGIZE. I WAS IN CHARACTER--
423. 15:20YOU BETTER STEP ON IT, AGENT P.,
424. 15:22BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
425. 15:25CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND UNPACKING THIS STUFF, CANDACE?
426. 15:27I'M NOT GOING TO HELP YOU.
427. 15:29BUT AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU'RE UP TO,
428. 15:30I'M CALLING MOM.
429. 15:32OK. SAY HI FOR ME.
430. 15:34Man: BONJOUR, CLASS.
431. 15:35TODAY, WE'LL BE MAKING CREPES--[INDISTINCT].
432. 15:39CANDACE, IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
433. 15:41WELL, IF YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING,
434. 15:44HOW DO YOU KNOW IF IT'S A PROBLEM?
435. 15:45Man: AHEM. IS THERE SOMETHING
436. 15:46YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE WHOLE CLASS?
437. 15:49SORRY, SIR. CANDACE, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, OK?
438. 15:52[GROWLS] I'M KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU.
439. 15:54HEY, FERB. YOU GOT THE BLUEPRINTS?
440. 15:56EXCELLENT. ISABELLA'S GOING TO LOVE IT.
441. 16:03PERRY THE PLATYPUS! YOU--YOU'RE EARLY.
442. 16:05I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET.
443. 16:06MY--MY DAUGHTER SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE
444. 16:08WITH THE BLUEPRINTS, THOUGH.
445. 16:10OH! THERE SHE IS. GOOD MORNING, VANESSA.
446. 16:12YOU REMEMBER PERRY THE PLATYPUS.
447. 16:14YEAH. HI.
448. 16:16PERRY THE PLATYPUS, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT
449. 16:17IN MY WAITING AREA? READ SOME MAGAZINES!
450. 16:20SORRY THEY'RE ALL IN SPANISH.
451. 16:21I STEAL THEM FROM MY NEIGHBOR.
452. 16:23YOU KNOW, EVIL NEVER RESTS.
453. 16:24SO, DAD, THIS PLAN.
454. 16:26IT'S EVIL, RIGHT?
455. 16:28OH, YES. YES, IT IS.
456. 16:30IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU TAKING AN INTEREST IN THE FAMILY BUSINESS.
457. 16:33THAT'S ALL I NEED TO KNOW.
458. 16:38I'M IN CLASS NOW, VANESSA. I HAVE TO GO.
459. 16:41MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
460. 16:43YES. VANESSA, I'LL LEAVE MY PHONE ON.
461. 16:46TEENAGERS. UGH.
462. 16:48WHAT ARE WE MAKING THIS WEEK?
463. 16:49I THINK IT'S CREPES,
464. 16:50BUT YOU KNOW, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HIS ACCENT.
465. 16:58♪ I CAN SEE THE THINGS YOU'RE DOING ♪
466. 17:01♪ AND YOU THINK THAT I'M NAIVE ♪
467. 17:03♪ BUT WHEN I GET THE GOODS ON YOU ♪
468. 17:05♪ SHE'LL FINALLY BELIEVE ♪
469. 17:08♪ SHE SAYS IT'S ALL JUST DRAMA ♪
470. 17:10♪ BUT EVERY BUBBLE'S GOT TO POP ♪
471. 17:12♪ SHE'S GOING TO SEE JUST WHAT YOU'RE DOING ♪
472. 17:15Both: ♪ AND THEN, YOU'RE FINALLY GOING TO HAVE TO STOP ♪
473. 17:18♪ DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO WIN THIS TIME ♪
474. 17:20♪ 'CAUSE YOU BETTER BELIEVE ♪
475. 17:21♪ I'M GOING TO DROP A DIME ON YOU ♪
476. 17:23♪ I'LL GET YOU, I'LL GET YOU ♪
477. 17:25♪ AND WHEN I DO, YOU'RE GOING TO BE BUSTED ♪
478. 17:28♪ BUSTED ♪
479. 17:29♪ I DON'T WANT TO PUT THE HURT ON YOU ♪
480. 17:31♪ BUT YOU BETTER BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU ♪
481. 17:34♪ THAT I FINALLY GOT THE DIRT ON YOU ♪
482. 17:36♪ YOU'RE BUSTED ♪
483. 17:36♪ BUSTED ♪
484. 17:38♪ YEAH, SHE'S FINALLY GOING TO SEE THE LIGHT ♪
485. 17:40♪ THIS IS HOW IT'S GOING TO BE ♪
486. 17:43♪ WHEN SHE FINDS OUT THAT I WAS ALWAYS RIGHT ♪
487. 17:46♪ YOU'RE BUSTED ♪
488. 17:48OH, PERRY THE PLATYPUS?
489. 17:51IT'S FINALLY READY!
490. 17:52[BEEPS]
491. 17:56TOO BAD YOU CAN DO NOTHING BUT WATCH
492. 17:58AS I PREPARE TO LAUNCH
493. 18:00MY SPACE LASERINATOR.
494. 18:03[BEEPING]
495. 18:05WOW. I BET THAT THING MUST BE REALLY EVIL, HUH?
496. 18:08VANESSA, TAKE A LOOK OUT THAT WINDOW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE.
497. 18:11UH, NOT MUCH.
498. 18:13EXACTLY.
499. 18:15EVER SINCE THAT STUPID BILLBOARD WENT UP,
500. 18:17MY PANORAMIC VIEW IS COMPLETELY RUINED.
501. 18:20I USED TO HAVE THIS PERFECT VANTAGE POINT
502. 18:22FOR ENJOYING THE DELICIOUS MISERY OF OTHERS.
503. 18:25[TIRES SCREECH AND CARS CRASH]
504. 18:26OH, MAN! [SIREN WAILS]
505. 18:28[BONES CRACK AND SNAP]
506. 18:28Man: OH, MAN!
507. 18:30Woman: YOU OWE $78,000.
508. 18:32Second man: OH, MAN!
509. 18:33Dr. Doofenshmirtz: BUT AFTER I LAUNCH THIS BABY INTO ORBIT,
510. 18:37MY PROBLEM WILL BE SOLVED.
511. 18:39THEN, I CAN GO ON TO ELIMINATE
512. 18:40ALL THE OTHER ANNOYANCES THAT MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL,
513. 18:44LIKE, UH, NATURE!
514. 18:47BEAUTY!
515. 18:48Crowd: AWW!
516. 18:50MORNING TALK SHOW HOSTS.
517. 18:52Crowd: YAY!
518. 18:54SOON, THERE WILL BE NOTHING THAT CAN WITHSTAND THE WRATH
519. 18:57OF DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ!
520. 19:01DOCTOR? SINCE WHEN ARE YOU A DOCTOR?
521. 19:04THEY DON'T JUST GIVE THESE OUT TO ANYBODY, YOU KNOW.
522. 19:07ANYBODY WITH 15 BUCKS, THEY DO.
523. 19:09THAT'S ENOUGH LOOKING.
524. 19:11I'D LOVE TO DEBATE YOU,
525. 19:12BUT I HAVE SOME PRESSING BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF,
526. 19:14LIKE REMAKING THE TRI-STATE AREA IN MY OWN TWISTED IMAGE!
527. 19:20[LAUGHS]
528. 19:22OH, MY GOSH. THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.
529. 19:24OH, DAD IS GOING TO BE SO BUSTED.
530. 19:26Both: ♪ BUSTED! ♪
531. 19:28Man: NOW, WE CAREFULLY POUR THE BATTER.
532. 19:29SLOWLY, SLOWLY.
533. 19:32[RINGS]
534. 19:33OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE. VANESSA.
535. 19:35CANDACE, THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT.
536. 19:38HE'S DOING WHAT?
537. 19:39HONEY, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT EXAGGERATING
538. 19:41JUST A LITTLE BIT?
539. 19:43WELL, IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, HONEY.
540. 19:44EVERY TIME I RACE HOME, I FIND OUT EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE.
541. 19:48YES, I'LL BE RIGHT OVER.
542. 19:49I'M ON MY WAY.
543. 19:51TEENAGERS.
544. 19:53TELL ME ABOUT IT.
545. 19:55NOW, TO LAUNCH MY CREATION
546. 19:58AND BEGIN MY REIGN OF TERROR!
547. 20:02EVIL TERROR.
548. 20:03[BEEPS]
549. 20:04[MACHINE WHIRRING]
550. 20:09HUH? AHH.
551. 20:13UGH. WELL, THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.
552. 20:17GET READY FOR A GIANT SUNDAE.
553. 20:20[WHIRRING]
554. 20:25WELL, THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.
555. 20:27LET ME SEE THOSE BLUEPRINTS.
556. 20:28OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
557. 20:29THOSE ARE THE PLANS FOR A SPACE LASERINATOR, APPARENTLY.
558. 20:32I WAS WONDERING WHAT THAT THING WAS FOR.
559. 20:34THAT MUST BE THE LASER.
560. 20:36IT'S A GOOD THING WE DIDN'T ATTACH IT, HUH?
561. 20:38MOM! MOM! HURRY! COME ON! COME ON!
562. 20:40HI, KIDS. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
563. 20:42HUH?
564. 20:43WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO MAKE
565. 20:44A NICE HANDMADE SUNDAY FOR ISABELLA.
566. 20:46OHH. THAT IS SO SWEET.
567. 20:48COME ON IN THE KITCHEN. I'LL HELP YOU WITH IT.
568. 20:51[DINGS]
569. 20:53COME ON, MOM! HURRY!
570. 20:56SEE, EVIL! I TOLD YOU.
571. 20:58HMM.
572. 20:59NO, THAT'S NOT EVIL, DEAR.
573. 21:01A BIT MUCH, PERHAPS.
574. 21:03HEINZ, WHAT IS ALL THIS?
575. 21:05I THOUGHT YOU WERE LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
576. 21:07I AM!
577. 21:09[BEEPS]
578. 21:11OH! I'M PAYING YOU WAY TOO MUCH ALIMONY.
579. 21:14AND WHAT'S OVER THERE?
580. 21:16THAT IS NO WAY TO TREAT YOUR PET.
581. 21:17BUT MOM, THAT'S A SECRET AGENT.
582. 21:19A SECRET AGENT? HE'S JUST A LITTLE PLATYPUS.
583. 21:22THEY DON'T DO MUCH, YOU KNOW.
584. 21:24WOW, GUYS! THIS IS AMAZING!
585. 21:27I WAS AFRAID YOU GUY WERE GOING TO GO OVERBOARD
586. 21:30AND BUILD SOME GIANT SUNDAE CONTRAPTION OR SOMETHING.
587. 21:33ACTUALLY, WE WERE GOING TO DO THAT,
588. 21:34BUT WE ACCIDENTALLY BUILT A SPACE LASER INSTEAD.
589. 21:37FERB, YOU'RE USUALLY SO FOCUSED.
590. 21:39HOW'D YOU GET THOSE PLANS CONFUSED?
591. 21:45[VOCALIZING]
592. 21:51HEY. HOW'S IT GOING?
593. 21:54HEY, FERB. SNAP OUT OF IT.
594. 21:56WHAT HAPPENED BACK THERE?
595. 21:59I WAS WEAK.
596. 22:02♪ THERE'S A NEW COP ON THE BEAT ♪
597. 22:04♪ AND I'M BRINGING DOWN THE HEAT ♪
598. 22:06♪ MY EYES ARE WISE TO ALL YOUR LIES ♪
599. 22:09♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT THAT DISCREET ♪
600. 22:11♪ AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU HEARD ♪
601. 22:13♪ 'CAUSE THERE'S ONE 6-LETTER WORD ♪
602. 22:15♪ IT'S GOING TO SET ME FREE ♪
603. 22:17♪ GOING TO SET ME FREE ♪
604. 22:18♪ IT STARTS WITH A "B" ♪
605. 22:19♪ STARTS WITH A "B" ♪
606. 22:20♪ IT GOES B-U-S-T-E-D ♪
607. 22:23♪ YOU ARE BUSTED ♪
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