Ross Can't Get His New Couch up the Stairs | Friends — Transcript

Full transcript

1. 0:00Could you just sign right here, please?
2. 0:01>> Oh, sure.
3. 0:02>> Oh, wa. What's the delivery charge is
4. 0:05almost as much as the couch.
5. 0:07>> Wait, no. That's ridiculous. Come on. He
6. 0:08lives three blocks away.
7. 0:10>> Yeah. You know what? I'll take it
8. 0:11myself. Thank you. All right, Rich. Come
9. 0:14on. Let's go.
10. 0:15>> Yeah.
11. 0:22>> Are you kidding?
12. 0:24[laughter]
13. 0:24>> Oh, come on. It's only three blocks. It
14. 0:27It's not very heavy. Try it. Come on.
15. 0:28Come.
16. 0:33Oh. Oh, I can do it.
17. 0:36>> You two are really going to enjoy that
18. 0:37couch.
19. 0:38>> Oh, yeah. We're uh Yeah, we're not
20. 0:40together, but [laughter]
21. 0:41>> Oh, okay. Yeah, something didn't quite
22. 0:45add up there.
23. 0:48>> Ross, didn't you say that there was um
24. 0:50an elevator in here?
25. 0:51>> Uh yes, I did, but there isn't. Okay,
26. 0:54here we go.
27. 0:56>> Okay, go left. Left. Left.
28. 1:00>> You know what? There's no more left
29. 1:02left.
30. 1:05>> Okay. You know, uh, lift it straight up
31. 1:06over your head. Straight up over your
32. 1:08head. You can do it. You can do it.
33. 1:11>> Okay.
34. 1:12>> You got it.
35. 1:13>> Good. Good. Good.
36. 1:14>> Yeah. YOU GOT IT, RIGHT? YOU GOT IT,
37. 1:16RIGHT? You got it.
38. 1:22>> Any chance you think the couch looks
39. 1:24good there?
40. 1:26>> You're to me.
41. 1:29No, no. You come here to me. [laughter]
42. 1:32>> Hey, Ross.
43. 1:35>> I brought reinforcements.
44. 1:36>> Oh, great. What? You brought Joey?
45. 1:38>> Well, I brought the next best thing.
46. 1:42>> Chandler. You brought Chandler. The next
47. 1:44best thing would be Monica.
48. 1:46[laughter]
49. 1:47>> You know, I wouldn't be offended, but
50. 1:48Monica is freakishly strong. So,
51. 1:51[laughter] all right. Look, I I drew a
52. 1:53sketch of how we're going to do it.
53. 1:54Okay, Ra. That's you. That's the couch.
54. 1:59>> Oh, what's what's that?
55. 2:00>> Oh, that's me. [laughter]
56. 2:04>> Wow.
57. 2:07Certainly think a lot of yourself.
58. 2:09[laughter]
59. 2:11>> Oh, that's that's my arm.
60. 2:14[laughter]
61. 2:17>> Oh, I see. I thought you just really
62. 2:19really liked your new couch. [laughter]
63. 2:24>> You know what? Just just follow my lead.
64. 2:26>> Okay.
65. 2:29>> Come on, Sharon.
66. 2:32>> All right. Okay. Here we go.
67. 2:36>> All right. Ready?
68. 2:38>> Yeah.
69. 2:39>> Turn.
70. 2:39>> Okay.
71. 2:40>> Turn. Turn.
72. 2:44>> I don't think we can turn anymore.
73. 2:46>> I just don't think it's going to fit.
74. 2:48>> Oh, yeah. WILL. COME ON. UP. UP. UP. UP.
75. 2:51UP. [laughter]
76. 2:52YES. Here we go. Pivot.
77. 2:56Pivot. [laughter]
78. 2:59Pivot.
79. 3:01Pivot.
80. 3:04Pivot.
81. 3:07PIVOT.
82. 3:08>> SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. [laughter]
83. 3:15>> OKAY. I I don't think it's going to
84. 3:16pivot anymore.
85. 3:17>> You think? [laughter]
86. 3:21>> All right. Let's uh let's bring it back
87. 3:23down and and try again.
88. 3:24>> Okay.
89. 3:26>> Oh,
90. 3:33>> okay. Yeah, I think it's really stuck
91. 3:34now. [laughter]
92. 3:37I
93. 3:37>> can't believe that didn't work.
94. 3:39>> I know. Me neither. I mean, you had a
95. 3:42sketch.
96. 3:44>> Oh, you know what? What did you mean
97. 3:45when you said pivot? [laughter]
98. 3:48Turn
99. 3:48>> this couch. I'm not satisfied with it.
100. 3:53>> [laughter]
101. 3:56>> You want to return this couch?
102. 3:58[laughter]
103. 4:00It's cut in half.
104. 4:03>> That's what I'm telling you.
105. 4:05>> Did you cut this couch in half?
106. 4:08[laughter]
107. 4:09This couch is cut in half. [laughter]
108. 4:13I would like to exchange it for one that
109. 4:16is not cut in half.
110. 4:18>> [laughter]
111. 4:19>> You're telling me this couch was
112. 4:21delivered to you like this?
113. 4:22>> Look, I'm a reasonable man. I will
114. 4:25accept store credit.
115. 4:28[laughter]
116. 4:29>> I'll give you store credit in the amount
117. 4:31of $4.
118. 4:33[laughter]
119. 4:36>> I will take it.
120. 4:39[music]
121. 4:44>> [music]