Rosa's Dog Arlo | Brooklyn Nine-Nine — Transcript

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1. 0:03what are you doing
2. 0:05just sealing Jason's collar an airtight
3. 0:07bag so it retains his scent I don't know
4. 0:10how many whiffs I have left Wow
5. 0:13look I know that dog meant a lot to you
6. 0:15so I got you this it's a dog
7. 0:20his name's Arlo but you can go I'm Jason
8. 0:22too or whatever seriously
9. 0:24I can't just replace Jason with some
10. 0:26other dog why not all dogs are basically
11. 0:28the same watch this
12. 0:30Arlo go hump that toy that that's
13. 0:33Jason's look man I've been patient we
14. 0:37have a case we need to work on its happy
15. 0:39to get over it move on move on move on
16. 0:43Jason was part of my family Rosa I loved
17. 0:46him his humping was the only thing that
18. 0:48got me through my divorce seeing him so
19. 0:50happy made me to believe that I could be
20. 0:52happy one day too you wouldn't
21. 0:55understand this because you have a
22. 0:56motorcycle helmet for a heart but I need
23. 0:59to feel this sadness so the only thing
24. 1:01that I'm moving on from is you so I like
25. 1:09have a dog now
26. 1:13breathing room now I really don't feel
27. 1:17like having you yell at me anymore what
28. 1:19is this it's a funeral for Jason I'm
29. 1:23gonna say a few words when Jason died
30. 1:30seven days ago I didn't give a rat's ass
31. 1:32this is your speech cuz I didn't
32. 1:34understand why people care so much about
33. 1:35their dumb dogs until I got a dumb dog
34. 1:37myself I've only had our look for a day
35. 1:42and a half but if anything happened to
36. 1:44him
37. 1:44I would kill everyone in this room and
38. 1:46then myself very violent eulogy I like
39. 1:48it Charles I'm sorry you don't have to
40. 1:51get over it
41. 1:51take as long as you want it's going it's
42. 1:54time ha hey buddy
43. 1:58[Music]