Retro Empire Demo First Impression — Transcript
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- 0:00How are you guys doing? This is
- 0:01IronSteel and welcome to Retro Empire,
- 0:04build your favorite game shop demo.
- 0:05[music]
- 0:06Now this game is pretty much what I can
- 0:09assume just like every other supermarket
- 0:11simulator style game with a couple of
- 0:14differences. Number one, you get your
- 0:15main shop, you get an arcade, and you
- 0:17get something else. I'm actually kind of
- 0:19looking forward to the something else
- 0:20instead of doing the same thing over and
- 0:22over and over and over and over.
- 0:25So let's get into this now.
- 0:27DVN Software presents
- 0:31generic supermarket game, Retro Empire
- 0:34the demo.
- 0:41Alrighty,
- 0:44here we are.
- 0:45Letting [music] for the fun. Um
- 0:49Retro demo. All right. Um
- 0:55Oh god, you know what? We'll do the
- 0:56collector. This one I like.
- 0:59Yep, we're good. Right. Oh no, I'm going
- 1:01to get inside already. Yep.
- 1:03Right, let's have a look around because
- 1:05basically
- 1:07I think this shop or something along it
- 1:10you get to open like Turbo Arcade. We
- 1:12open this up as well. This is ours
- 1:14apparently.
- 1:16And there's something else that's ours,
- 1:17but I don't know what. So we'll figure
- 1:19this out as we go.
- 1:20Okay, so this is a shelf.
- 1:25[music] There we go. We got our shelf.
- 1:28Let know many shelves that are this
- 1:30shelf and my shelf and
- 1:33I'm just going to I'm going to be brutal
- 1:34on this. We are going to get this done
- 1:35quickly because I've done this
- 1:38way too many times
- 1:40and everything is awesome.
- 1:44This is out this window that. Uh this is
- 1:46my workbench.
- 1:50Cool.
- 1:52Oh wow, hold on.
- 1:54How retro is this game shop because
- 1:55that's from the 90s.
- 1:58Hell
- 2:01Uh
- 2:04open box.
- 2:08Oh dear lord. Um these are dirty dirty
- 2:12dirty.
- 2:20I'm just going to put those down there
- 2:21for a second cuz they are filthy.
- 2:24I'm going to assume
- 2:42Oh dear lord, that was quick. Uh where
- 2:44do I put broken boxes?
- 2:48Uh
- 2:48have we got a bin?
- 2:52Do I put them in here?
- 2:59Um
- 3:03I'm going to put the box in the corner
- 3:05for now cuz I have no idea what I'm
- 3:06doing with the box.
- 3:08So there's basically we are sticking
- 3:11stuff on the shelves.
- 3:15Oh okay.
- 3:33I know but where do I put where do I put
- 3:34empty boxes?
- 3:41I bet I have to buy a bin.
- 3:45What a load of old junk oh.
- 3:48[music] Load of old junk now is
- 3:55Cool.
- 3:59Now let's have a look at the actual
- 4:01game. So we're selling
- 4:03Super Squash Brothers Brawl, uh Mario
- 4:06Brothers.
- 4:08Basically, what looks like a load of old
- 4:10like broken These are games, yes. Can we
- 4:13adjust the prices?
- 4:17[music] So, worth on the market $11
- 4:20cool. So,
- 4:21Okie dokie. I mean
- 4:24right.
- 4:28I want to fix something before we do
- 4:29something. Work on this. Let's work on
- 4:32this. Let's clean it out first.
- 4:43Oh, yeah.
- 4:47Now we got to repair it.
- 4:58Disgusting.
- 5:11It's doing it for me.
- 5:14Okay.
- 5:30All right.
- 5:33In good shape, in good shape, in good
- 5:35shape.
- 5:37We'll put that back. It's in good nick.
- 5:46Yep, cool.
- 5:54There we go. It works.
- 5:57It's actually pretty good that we don't
- 5:58have to take We don't have to take apart
- 6:00all the screws as well. The game it kind
- 6:02of does it itself, which is quite nice.
- 6:05Awesome.
- 6:06So we've got a brand spanking new, well
- 6:09I say new, but we've worked on it.
- 6:13And that's cool.
- 6:14So let's have a look at the other two
- 6:15cuz we got two of these.
- 6:19Right, let me just get this one cleaned.
- 6:22And we'll see what's wrong with this
- 6:23one.
- 6:31So this one was good enough we can sell
- 6:32that one straight away.
- 6:39Okay.
- 6:44Put this one on the shelf as well.
- 6:48And then we got our final one.
- 6:52So let's clean this one up as well.
- 6:55Oh no, there's stickers on this one.
- 7:12Ew.
- 7:22There we go.
- 7:30Okie dokie, right.
- 7:32Oh, no.
- 7:34Right, I'll put this on the shelf as
- 7:35well.
- 7:39Uh deals, you open
- 7:41ones, blah blah, got it. Okay, cool. So
- 7:43we can buy these things and get them
- 7:45bought into the shop as well.
- 7:47So that's pretty cool.
- 7:49Um we can retro buy is this
- 7:53Okay, so this is batteries, circuit
- 7:54boards.
- 7:56Okay.
- 7:58So if we need something for a specific
- 7:59machine, we actually have the we have
- 8:02the ability to buy sort of everything we
- 8:04need. That's good.
- 8:06Furniture.
- 8:08Okay, so we've got shelves, small
- 8:10shelves, bin.
- 8:13I'm ordering order the bin. I don't get
- 8:15yeah, we're good.
- 8:17Um so large shelves, CRTT so we can test
- 8:20consoles as well.
- 8:22Um a sign that we say we buy games,
- 8:25rentals,
- 8:26grand opening. Oh, cool.
- 8:30Uh posters for old retro games. [music]
- 8:34So one thing I I was looking at was like
- 8:36a maybe like Oh, there it is.
- 8:38A a a display gondola, which is pretty
- 8:40cool. But what I want is kind of when
- 8:43you get like a rare item, you want to
- 8:44put it on display, but not for sale.
- 8:46That might be something to maybe look
- 8:48into when the game comes out maybe and
- 8:50we could go from there.
- 8:52Hopefully that gets put into the game
- 8:53cuz I got to be honest, having like um
- 8:57having like a a section where you can
- 9:00display things you've found, things that
- 9:01you like you might you may sit in the
- 9:03store, you know what, this resonates
- 9:04with me [music] and you want your own
- 9:06little display of like special things.
- 9:08Like in TCG card shop, you can get the
- 9:10display cabinet for like cards.
- 9:15Babe.
- 9:16Babe.
- 9:18$47 and and Oh, wow.
- 9:21I only have to use one button.
- 9:25Oh. [sighs]
- 9:26I like. So far not too bad. I mean, you
- 9:29know, I mean, we've we've got
- 9:30this.
- 9:39Oh, so we can change all the colours of
- 9:41our store.
- 9:43I like it.
- 9:44Actually, I don't mind this one too
- 9:46much.
- 9:46That's $103 there.
- 9:49Ta-da.
- 9:50At least with this, we actually have a
- 9:52delivery company.
- 9:54Give me a second. I finally got a bin.
- 9:58Hi, I have a bin.
- 10:02Thank you.
- 10:03[music] Thank you very much.
- 10:06Can't say no to Super Mario actually
- 10:07Garrett the Galaxy. Of course you can't.
- 10:09A musical genius Galaxy game. You get to
- 10:11play music upon the stars.
- 10:14What an amazing game.
- 10:16[music] Twinkle, twinkle.
- 10:23Right. So, apparently there was a tree
- 10:24here, but it's been dug up
- 10:26like all the trees along this street.
- 10:31Someone's after
- 10:34Mario Which one?
- 10:37Mario
- 10:38Hold on. Does it actually tell me which
- 10:39one I want? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
- 10:41Hold on. Hold on.
- 10:42Back off that.
- 10:46I don't know what they wanted.
- 10:49Hi, sir. Talk to customer.
- 10:51You want I'll check. Please wait. Okay,
- 10:53so it's that game there.
- 10:57Hi, sir. This one?
- 11:02I mean, you could have gone to the shelf
- 11:04yourself, you lazy smoke head.
- 11:06Seriously?
- 11:09Store looks plain. I know it looks
- 11:11plain, but that's just because I've only
- 11:13just moved in.
- 11:15Wait until later when I turn it into a
- 11:17BDSM dungeon. I mean a
- 11:19a cool-looking store.
- 11:22Best shop in town. See?
- 11:24Maybe plain.
- 11:25People like it.
- 11:27To the commentary.
- 11:30Workshop has bought a Okay.
- 11:33My childhood in a box. Taking it.
- 11:38Hello.
- 11:42Found my old car in my parents' house.
- 11:46You'll wait here.
- 11:49Okay, cool.
- 11:51Let's give it a clean.
- 11:55Okay, already I need I need a shop
- 11:56assistant.
- 11:59So far, so good. Money's looking good.
- 12:01The game's flowing well. I'm not waiting
- 12:04around to do too much.
- 12:07I'd like to sell you my console for $38.
- 12:09Would you buy it? Estimated resale value
- 12:11about 75.
- 12:14I'll do it for 33 mate.
- 12:19Done.
- 12:21My whole thing with that though
- 12:25I don't I just want to put it down.
- 12:30There we go.
- 12:32So my whole thing with like doing
- 12:33repairs and stuff is I generally think
- 12:35repairs should be like you get um you
- 12:38can put it in the back and then do it
- 12:40another day or like do it in the evening
- 12:41after everyone's left. So you've got
- 12:43something to do between days, [music]
- 12:44you know? Cuz consoles are going to take
- 12:46time
- 12:47and you've got to find like other stock
- 12:50and you've got to you've got to have
- 12:51like a queue system for that sort thing.
- 12:53We there was one in an antique shop
- 12:55where if you would get hold of like
- 12:57certain items
- 12:58then the customer would come back like
- 13:00three days later after the jobs been
- 13:01done you hand it over and it's like oh
- 13:02happy days. So I'm kind of thinking
- 13:04that's what should be [music] that's
- 13:06what should be done. So instead of
- 13:08having the customer wait in the store
- 13:10they should come back like the next day
- 13:11or the day after or whatever depending
- 13:13on how long the job's going to be. If
- 13:15it's just for cleaning then the next day
- 13:17if it's like a couple of days and you
- 13:18have to wait for parts then obviously
- 13:19you have to wait a couple of days. So
- 13:20maybe there should be a like a shelf in
- 13:23like a a shelf section where we put
- 13:26orders in and we have like a shelf for
- 13:30like 15 different items
- 13:32and people come back every couple of
- 13:33days to pick up their item and so on so
- 13:35forth. Maybe the
- 13:37these are just ideas I come up with
- 13:38whilst I'm playing the game.
- 13:39Maybe that's something that the
- 13:41developer didn't think of. I'm hoping
- 13:43maybe they watch this and go oh yeah
- 13:44that's actually not a bad idea. We'll
- 13:45add that onto our road map or something.
- 13:47Cuz obviously they're not going to want
- 13:48to put it in straight away cuz it will
- 13:50stop development of the game and release
- 13:52date and so on.
- 13:53So it's just an idea.
- 13:56I mean if you've got any thoughts about
- 13:57this and what you think it could be
- 13:58improved as well
- 14:00put it down in the comment section. You
- 14:01never know who reads these. Like the
- 14:02developers do watch like little videos
- 14:04like this
- 14:05to get ideas about what the current
- 14:08feedback is of their game.
- 14:11Yep
- 14:12apart from that we're good.
- 14:19So the reason why it keeps coming with
- 14:20music there is cuz there is music
- 14:22playing in this game. I just turned it
- 14:24off so I don't get hit by copyright.
- 14:27And if you are enjoying this, hit the
- 14:28like, subscribe and notification button
- 14:29below because that's the best way to do
- 14:31it.
- 14:35Get it then.
- 14:50This guy is indecisive.
- 14:55He's stuck.
- 14:59He's in a loop.
- 15:01[cough]
- 15:02He's in a loop. He's not getting Oh,
- 15:04he's finally decided.
- 15:06That's like That is like me in a in a
- 15:08shop.
- 15:09Do I want it? Do I not want it? I don't
- 15:11know. Help me. Oh my god, I'm not sure.
- 15:14Can I afford it? Oh my god.
- 15:17Right, so I'm going to assume we're
- 15:18shutting now at 8:00.
- 15:22I'll wait until 8:00.
- 15:25So there's not a lot left on the
- 15:26shelves. We're going to have to do some
- 15:27restocking.
- 15:29Restocking USA.
- 15:32So you right, here you go. So the
- 15:34customers are just about to like they're
- 15:35going to stop coming in.
- 15:44Click.
- 15:50Used arcade cabinet, wall paint, retro,
- 15:52buy wholesale, repair jobs, done.
- 15:56So shop [snorts] is closed. So what you
- 15:59could use this time is to fix
- 16:01things.
- 16:05So this is the console that I bought off
- 16:07of that guy who came in and sold it to
- 16:09me.
- 16:12Flip it over.
- 16:16And there we go. So that's one's done.
- 16:20Thankfully, nothing really bad has
- 16:22happened yet.
- 16:32Okay. So we've got 900
- 16:35We've got 946 [music]
- 16:39Um
- 16:45I need to buy this one.
- 16:53All right.
- 16:57I'm going to buy this one.
- 17:05I'm going to buy this one.
- 17:14And
- 17:17that one.
- 17:19There we go.
- 17:20So I've spent about $400 on items.
- 17:39Cheers, matey.
- 17:45And now the worst part is I'm going to
- 17:47have to um
- 17:49find the people I just dealt with.
- 17:59I wonder how far I can run.
- 18:09Oh my god.
- 18:13Hello.
- 18:23I'm looking for the people I traded
- 18:24with.
- 18:26Hello.
- 18:32I believe that might be a person I
- 18:34traded with.
- 18:36Hi.
- 18:38He looks really happy.
- 18:57Ah.
- 19:02That's a No. I'm looking for people just
- 19:05standing still.
- 19:24Let's go in here. I've never been I
- 19:26haven't been in here yet.
- 19:33Ooh.
- 19:36Wow, you guys are going to be waiting
- 19:38for a long time. There is nobody
- 19:40serving.
- 19:52Customer.
- 20:01I think I bought four lots.
- 20:09Hold on.
- 20:11I've now just discovered the fact that I
- 20:12have a compass above my head.
- 20:19Seriously, my friend? Thank you.
- 20:22Jesus, you had to run all I had to run
- 20:23all the way around the town just to find
- 20:24that, weren't
- 20:28[panting and laughter]
- 20:30It's a long way to run, man.
- 20:52Okay, so I found a bit of a cheat with
- 20:53that then.
- 20:55You can pick up two boxes and just mount
- 20:56everything to the
- 20:59Check that out.
- 21:00Super fast.
- 21:03Like it.
- 21:07And there we go.
- 21:09I, in all, in fairness, right, maybe a
- 21:12bit ropey this one.
- 21:14But maybe that's just because
- 21:16reasons.
- 21:34It is the thing in my head that's making
- 21:36me just like
- 21:37you need to put all the games in order.
- 21:44I don't want to open this door yet.
- 21:49I want to keep having it through my
- 21:50phone.
- 21:52Console bundles, there's a PS2
- 21:54and a Wii
- 21:56for parts.
- 21:58Tempting.
- 22:03[music]
- 22:12[snorts]
- 22:13So this is a $62 bundle, £7.80 per game.
- 22:18We'll probably make more than that.
- 22:22Crash Bandicoot cannot wait.
- 22:24>> [music]
- 22:33>> not white.
- 22:39[snorts]
- 22:42So this is mine.
- 22:43This is the demo.
- 22:45Then you've got the video club, which is
- 22:48the arcade hall. That's in the full
- 22:50game. And then the cyber cafe is in the
- 22:52full game. [music] And in coming soon,
- 22:55the second retro store.
- 22:57So there's loads of there's there's this
- 23:00game it's got enough to expand into.
- 23:02It's just doing
- 23:04it's a little bit more basic than other
- 23:06games we've played in the past, which is
- 23:08okay. I've got I haven't got a problem
- 23:10with that at all.
- 23:11So let's have a look at like designs and
- 23:13bits of pieces. Can we change our walls?
- 23:18I see I like I like [music] black brick.
- 23:20I know it sounds weird.
- 23:24[music] Buying a pier.
- 23:27Floor.
- 23:29I do prefer wood paneling.
- 23:32That's in the full game. [music]
- 23:35That's a shame. I'll have cool wash.
- 23:37There we go.
- 23:38Ceiling.
- 23:41Charcoal.
- 23:44Door sign, that one.
- 23:47Workshop walls.
- 23:50Cool wash.
- 23:56It may look a bit dingy, but that's just
- 23:57is the weird color. I actually prefer
- 23:59darkness because
- 24:01everything's too bright for me anyway.
- 24:05So this looks cool for me. Obviously let
- 24:07put posters up and neons and bits of
- 24:08pieces, you'll be fine.
- 24:11Let's have a look through furniture.
- 24:15So we got a small shelf bargain bin.
- 24:17That's not too bad.
- 24:20CRT TV, used cabinets.
- 24:25That's okay. Shelves, boxes,
- 24:29gear,
- 24:31posters.
- 24:32Righty ho.
- 24:34All right.
- 24:39It's the only thing we got enough to sit
- 24:40on the shelf.
- 24:43And we're closed, but that's okay.
- 24:53Oh, I got a workshop mission to come in.
- 24:56So even if you don't open your store,
- 25:00you the time is still going.
- 25:03Oh,
- 25:04he's going.
- 25:13I'll buy it.
- 25:22So that job
- 25:25that that cartridge or disc she brought
- 25:28in was worth nine quid.
- 25:30It's now already on my shelf for 22.
- 25:47Offer 42.
- 25:53Thanks, bud.
- 26:01Oh, we get to individually clean all the
- 26:03parts.
- 26:10Perfect.
- 26:13And it works.
- 26:20Three people came in and bought stuff.
- 26:22Neighbor reputation is 56 to 50.
- 26:25Oh, no.
- 26:27I wonder if that's because we didn't
- 26:29actually put stuff we didn't sell too
- 26:30much.
- 26:34Condition check from 120 in your
- 26:36profile.
- 26:41Oh.
- 26:42So if I stay up, then I fix stuff.
- 26:48Okay.
- 26:51[music]
- 26:56Apparently I can buy a bargain bin.
- 27:04Cool, man.
- 27:06[music]
- 27:08I'll buy that one at Yeah, we do I do
- 27:11delivery. I don't really I'm not I don't
- 27:12want to go and get it.
- 27:18[sighs]
- 27:19Cool.
- 27:23These are expensive. That's expensive.
- 27:26That's a bloody rip-off.
- 27:30Um
- 27:32so what I'm get the one thing I've got a
- 27:33question though is when it comes to like
- 27:36parts.
- 27:43[music]
- 27:56Right, so I just bought the bargain bin.
- 27:59[music]
- 28:05Right.
- 28:08I'm now open.
- 28:26Man, thanks very much for delivery.
- 28:43>> I will buy what?
- 28:52Babe, have a lovely day.
- 28:55All right, well, doing okay now.
- 28:59Kind of just waiting for the guy to come
- 29:01back for his console.
- 29:07And that lady who's got like a bundle of
- 29:09games or
- 29:12person who's got a bundle of games.
- 29:23I will definitely be looking again Oh,
- 29:25hello.
- 29:26Um
- 29:30I'll do it for 36
- 29:3231
- 29:34Can I just
- 29:36That's fine. I can do it for 29 too.
- 29:3929 and it's worth 67 quid.
- 29:50Right, all that's going on there.
- 29:53Hello, madam.
- 30:02I dropped it the bar top glass over the
- 30:04screen cracked. I still play games. I
- 30:06hope okay.
- 30:09Let me just pop that there a second.
- 30:13I'll take his money as well.
- 30:15Actually, can I look for a staff member?
- 30:18Got it. I need a cashier. Oh no, they
- 30:21don't let me have one.
- 30:23Oh no. Right, we need to repair
- 30:29and replace.
- 30:33Put it back in.
- 30:34Excellent.
- 30:36Back.
- 30:37Um.
- 30:40Have I got to clean it?
- 30:43I wish I didn't have to clean this as
- 30:44well.
- 30:46It's eating into my time.
- 30:49Yes, sir.
- 30:52Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure. Uh,
- 30:54there it is.
- 30:57Have a great day. Thank you very much
- 30:59for the tip, sir.
- 31:00Lovely.
- 31:02So, yeah, that's all good.
- 31:05I I actually don't mind this. Like I I
- 31:07would prefer having a shop assistant to
- 31:08mess around with so they can sit there
- 31:10and do all the difficult serving work
- 31:13whilst I'm repairing stuff.
- 31:15But apart from that, I actually don't
- 31:17mind this. I don't mind little shop
- 31:18games like this because I genuinely have
- 31:21a
- 31:22an interest in retro gaming.
- 31:24This is my childhood, so I'm okay with
- 31:27that.
- 31:28But
- 31:29for other people, I mean, this is just
- 31:31it's just a junk game where you're just
- 31:33going to be messing around with
- 31:36not a lot [music] of stuff. Hopefully,
- 31:38this it won't be massively expensive for
- 31:40everybody. Workshop job.
- 31:43Uh,
- 31:46I I tried a charger from another
- 31:48console. It made a little crack and then
- 31:50it other battery's gone.
- 31:54He's coming back for that.
- 31:59Buy it for 45.
- 32:02Cheers, bud.
- 32:04Cool.
- 32:14Get on with it, mate.
- 32:16Stop picking up the game and just
- 32:17decide.
- 34:21>> He left.
- 34:28Right, I need to find out where this
- 34:29grime is because it says
- 34:33[music] it's clean and filthy.
- 34:38It says there's 13% stickers left on it,
- 34:41I see any stickers?
- 34:46What?
- 34:50Where was the smegging sticker?
- 34:54Right, well that's got to stay there.
- 34:56I've got to get this one working now.
- 34:59That's bull crap.
- 35:09Take the back shelf off.
- 35:13I thought you'd fried the board.
- 35:18Right, reassemble.
- 35:20It all just goes back together now.
- 35:22Parker.
- 35:24Excellent, it's done.
- 35:28So we made $1,080
- 35:30$1,080, that's good.
- 35:32Let's have a look through what's
- 35:33available for sale. [music]
- 35:36Steel, we'll take it.
- 35:39I'm taking everything.
- 35:42So that's a good that's a good deal.
- 35:44Couple of copies of this, that and the
- 35:45other. We're fine. [music]
- 35:48It's got comes with the game it comes
- 35:49with a load of these adjustable stuff,
- 35:51but we'll take it because Oh no, I just
- 35:53picked it up.
- 35:54That means I've got to go hunting for
- 35:55it. Great.
- 35:59We got that one. Don't need a remote.
- 36:05Think we're good.
- 36:06Small storage shelf. I got to buy a
- 36:08small storage shelf.
- 36:14I already bought one of these, didn't I?
- 36:20Apparently not.
- 36:21Okay.
- 36:27If if two of those turn up now, I'm
- 36:28going to be really annoyed.
- 36:31Right, I've got to go 120 m down this
- 36:33street to go and find that person I just
- 36:35bought a load of games off because I
- 36:37didn't click the button where it says
- 36:38deliver it to me because I'm a lazy
- 36:39smeghead.
- 36:41I don't want to keep running this. I
- 36:42want I want things to come to me. Come
- 36:45and trade in, you get more store credit.
- 36:48This just looks dodgy.
- 36:50Have you got the stuff, mate? Yeah,
- 36:51cool. Thanks, bud. Yeah.
- 36:54I just bought a random box of whatever
- 36:56is inside this for a random dodgy guy
- 36:59down a back alley in a really random
- 37:01street.
- 37:02That's not horrible. That's not like
- 37:04conspicuous at all.
- 37:12Now that's good.
- 37:17Can I buy a broken console?
- 37:20That's a rip-off.
- 37:23That's a rip-off.
- 37:25It's Hold on. I saw it. It's rare.
- 37:28Did it sell?
- 37:36I literally saw it pop up. See, I would
- 37:39I'm going to buy this.
- 37:42Deliver it to me because I'm lazy. Get
- 37:44it here. We're all good.
- 37:47Um that's a steal. You know what? We'll
- 37:50buy that as well. I don't
- 37:51I don't want to pick it up.
- 37:53Means I have to go and get it. I don't
- 37:55want to do this.
- 37:59Is there just Can I just push the word
- 38:01delivery and Yeah.
- 38:04Cool. Excellent.
- 38:08I'll take that lot as well.
- 38:12Thanks. I think we're we're spending
- 38:14quite a lot of money.
- 38:21Now it says it's a rip-off.
- 38:23Uh I want to haggle.
- 38:25Down 30% low enough to offend.
- 38:30Yeah, all right.
- 38:33Uh
- 38:36decline.
- 38:38I don't want it.
- 38:39I'm going to go to bed.
- 38:53>> Man's got two parcels. They're going to
- 38:55drop that off for me.
- 38:57I love the fact that people actually
- 38:58walk around with umbrellas. Most of
- 39:00these games don't even think of that.
- 39:01It's like, oh, it's raining. Yes, cool.
- 39:03Right, so it's raining.
- 39:06We're just going to walk around anyway.
- 39:07It's fine.
- 39:10[sighs]
- 39:14I got I got the controller. I'm fine.
- 39:18What is it? I can't remember what I
- 39:19ordered.
- 39:22Ah, storage.
- 39:26Just stick it there. It's all good.
- 39:32Yeah, I knew I bought two of these.
- 39:43Well, I got nothing else apart from
- 39:44people coming towards me today. [music]
- 39:46So let's open up the store.
- 39:52Right. Let's stick this up for Let's uh
- 39:54clean it off.
- 40:32Apparently this game doesn't like the
- 40:33fact that it's got controllers.
- 40:36So I can clean up the back okay.
- 40:41But the front end looks like I can't do
- 40:45the analog sticks.
- 41:00>> There might be a way around that.
- 41:04I didn't even read what needed to be
- 41:05done on this.
- 41:18I think this is just a cleaning job.
- 41:23I hope.
- 41:44Great, reassemble.
- 41:47Whack it all together, console test.
- 41:51Excellent. So that can go back to there.
- 41:54All good to view. Cool.
- 41:57Uh
- 41:58Yeah, give me a second. You got the
- 42:00green one.
- 42:03Thanks, bud. Have a nice day.
- 42:27Uh you can hear the music, but there's
- 42:29no picture. Sometimes it flashes the
- 42:30screen. Okay, so that's basically a
- 42:32screen error.
- 42:58>> It's a lot of jabbing.
- 43:01Right, so this is a screen error, but I
- 43:03do want to clean it first just because
- 43:05it's customer service, you know?
- 43:14Lovely jubbly.
- 43:25Uh, flip it over.
- 43:41Yeah, dude. Right.
- 43:43Customer waiting.
- 43:47Have a great day. Right, so
- 43:50the screen error with this is
- 43:53the I reckon it's the ribbon that
- 43:55connects from the main screen to the
- 43:57power.
- 43:59Now, I could be I'm probably making
- 44:00[clears throat] this episode go along
- 44:01cuz I can't remember.
- 44:06There it is.
- 44:25Just reassemble.
- 44:33Ta-da.
- 44:41You're Yep, you are. I've got your
- 44:42Nintendo.
- 44:46And it works perfectly, by the way.
- 44:48Perfectly.
- 44:50It's clean. And oh my god, how did you
- 44:52lose the sticker the sticker under the
- 44:54sticker?
- 44:56It was literally a sticker under a
- 44:57sticker.
- 44:59[sighs and gasps] Okay, this guy this
- 45:00person's bringing me another console.
- 45:04I'm not sure what it is. It's large and
- 45:05pink.
- 45:06That's what she said.
- 45:08Uh my little brother got hold of my of
- 45:10my jewel. It's covered in stickers,
- 45:12filth all over. Could you give it a good
- 45:13clean? I can come back tomorrow.
- 45:16Not a problem. We can chuck that up
- 45:18there. We'll deal with that later.
- 45:19Goodbye.
- 45:22You said you were coming back tomorrow.
- 45:26Bye.
- 45:30I'm going to deal with this.
- 45:44So even though you said you were coming
- 45:45back tomorrow, you're going to wait.
- 45:49Okay.
- 46:05Still cleaning.
- 46:15Perfect.
- 46:20Even though she said she was going to
- 46:21come back tomorrow, she waited. Now that
- 46:23is a customer with a
- 46:25she wanted it done.
- 46:32Mercy buckets.
- 46:41Oh, I've got no more batteries left.
- 46:50Where do I get batteries from?
- 46:52Batteries.
- 46:56Uh Uh a big pack of AA. It would take
- 46:57four packs of AA.
- 47:03I'll take them all.
- 47:07Uh I'll do 54.
- 47:11Thanks, bud.
- 47:13There we go.
- 47:16I have no idea how much I'm charging for
- 47:17that stuff though.
- 47:20I
- 47:21I don't I'm assuming if I undercharge
- 47:23somebody
- 47:24Yeah, so I I'm taking 50 I I paid him 54
- 47:27quid.
- 47:28One game's worth £85, the other three
- 47:30are worth a tenner, and the other one is
- 47:32worth 20. So I'm making
- 47:3660 70 quid off of that one box.
- 47:38It's not bad. Not bad at all.
- 47:42Can't stretch to £19.46 right now, but
- 47:44I'm willing to buy the £85 game off the
- 47:46shelf.
- 47:48So why don't you just buy the 19 quid
- 47:49game and a few others? Yeah.
- 47:52Uh
- 47:54I'd like to
- 47:57I'll do 36.
- 47:59All right, cool. Cheers, man.
- 48:04Hello.
- 48:07Yeah.
- 48:13Batteries.
- 48:21Or in the great words of Ali G, batres.
- 48:28I think we're almost done for the day,
- 48:31and I think we're almost done for this
- 48:32video. So
- 48:34if
- 48:35That's not bad. You know what? It cost
- 48:37minus £389, but that's because I got
- 48:39stuff on the shelves,
- 48:41and that's just the reason why.
- 48:43In fairness, I actually don't mind this
- 48:45game too much. It's
- 48:47[music] It's not I don't have to rush
- 48:48around I I mean, yes, at the start
- 48:50you're going to have to rush around a
- 48:51lot so you don't have a so you don't
- 48:52have a sale stuff.
- 48:53But once you've got somebody in place to
- 48:55do the the checkout,
- 48:58you can take your time doing repairs,
- 48:59and that's okay.
- 49:01And that's kind of what I wanted in the
- 49:02demo, but obviously I can't get that in
- 49:04the demo. So, from my perspective, as
- 49:07long as this game is not like 20 quid,
- 49:09um this isn't too bad. I would even say
- 49:12if it's below £15,
- 49:14it's okay. But if it's over that £15 20
- 49:16mark,
- 49:17it's not really going to be worth your
- 49:19time and money because there's not going
- 49:20to be a lot in this game to draw you
- 49:21back into it, which is the downside to a
- 49:24lot of these like indie games. [music]
- 49:27When it comes to a like a cookie cutter
- 49:29game like this, which is very much
- 49:31supermarket simulator or anything you're
- 49:32going to put stuff on the shelves, you
- 49:34have to have a clear hobby about this
- 49:36topic. Like for me, I like dealing with
- 49:38retro games. I like, you know, consoles
- 49:41and handhelds and bits of pieces. That's
- 49:43that's what I grew up with. But for
- 49:45somebody who might be younger than me,
- 49:46who might not want to care about too
- 49:48much of this sort of retroy crap and
- 49:50they're just more like in tune with the
- 49:52modern era,
- 49:53they're not going to really care about
- 49:54this unless they have that kind of a
- 49:56draw to a nostalgic more feel that their
- 49:58parents grew up with, that sort of
- 49:59thing. So for me, it's a game if you
- 50:02like this sort of thing, it's good for
- 50:04you. If you don't like this sort of
- 50:06thing and you're not a big fan of
- 50:07supermarket games and you don't really
- 50:09give a rat's ass about nostalgia or
- 50:11retro consoles and bits of pieces,
- 50:13you're not going to really care about
- 50:14this game. But for the right price, this
- 50:16game could be good for everybody as long
- 50:18as it doesn't take the piss. It's that
- 50:20simple. Anyways, until then, I'm going
- 50:22to say thank you very much for watching.
- 50:23If you did enjoy this, hit the like,
- 50:25subscribe, and notification button below
- 50:26for all of the updates. And I'll be back
- 50:27here with a brand new video, live
- 50:28stream, or whatever else I do on this
- 50:29channel. Until then, I'm going to say
- 50:31peace out, have fun, enjoy everything
- 50:32you guys are doing. Have a great rest of
- 50:33your day, afternoon, morning, or
- 50:34whenever you're watching this.
- 50:36Bye bye for
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