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0:05Hi [clears throat] guys, we're trapped
0:06in a room together. Oh, no.
0:08Drop this name.
0:10Yeah. No, I don't know.
0:11>> Release the bees.
0:14Yeah, what if it was this I just got
0:15here just so I could like torture you
0:17guys. But I am actually with
0:19conversation.
0:20Um, is that going to be more painful
0:22than the things that you guys have done
0:24to us?
0:24>> yeah, probably. No, it's not that bad.
0:26No, I did feel like I was going to get
0:27pranked walking in here. Really? Yeah, I
0:29know. Like that energy. I want I want
0:32you guys to feel that way and I want men
0:33to feel that when I'm around some crazy
0:36shit's about to happen.
0:36>> think other men will feel that. They
0:38haven't gone through the trauma we have.
0:40>> [laughter]
0:40>> Maybe you're right. Just the emotional
0:43trauma. Yeah. Um.
0:45Yeah. Well, uh, several things happened.
0:48One, I had Zach on my podcast last time
0:50and we played Connect Four, but since
0:52then cuz I tried to invite him to come
0:53do an
0:54eating out episode with Poopies and I
0:57found Does this sound right? Yeah,
0:58eating out episode.
0:59>> you mean eating out? Perfect. [laughter]
1:01What about it?
1:01>> Say it I go, "What the [ __ ] is she
1:03talking about?"
1:03>> Yeah, we did we had it we went on a date
1:05eating out. Yeah.
1:07>> And uh, that's the whole point.
1:08>> didn't eat you out. I ate food. That's
1:11not the point of the podcast. However,
1:13we went and we got delicious sushi and
1:16uh, and then Poopies and I snorted some
1:19wasabi.
1:20>> and I'm
1:20>> [laughter]
1:21>> I ate sushi off of Zach's body actually.
1:24>> Yeah, I did. Actually, I actually
1:25>> Oh, yeah, tell Zach what you did today.
1:27She's she's
1:28>> wasabi. Oh, wow.
1:30>> Yeah, well, and then I thought Okay, so
1:31I was like, "Poopies, let's do it
1:32together." And then we go to do it and
1:34he doesn't do it.
1:36>> [laughter]
1:37>> Of course I'm not going to do it.
1:38>> "What the heck? I thought we were going
1:40I've done that so many times on my
1:42YouTube channel like it's like Oh, okay,
1:44but it was like a friendship It was like
1:46a
1:46>> [laughter]
1:47>> Some people have friendship bracelets.
1:49We are like a friendship wasabi, but you
1:51you just like
1:52left me
1:54in the last minute.
1:55>> Sorry. Oh my god.
1:57>> Welcome to uh Poopies' world.
1:59>> Poopies' world. Yeah, literally. Oh my
2:01We ate so much sushi. She goes like this
2:04and I'm [snorts] like, "Yeah, yeah, put
2:05the thing down." I'm like, "Yeah,
2:07[laughter] good job, Zach." I was like,
2:08"Oh, I was like, look at us. I'm so
2:10proud." And no, it was just me. And
2:12>> [laughter]
2:12>> no, no, yeah, I'm super proud and then
2:14like then like my brain this side is
2:17like not okay. Is it supposed to Is it
2:19Is my eye supposed to twitch like this?
2:21>> Yeah. Yeah,
2:22yeah, that would make sense.
2:24>> for tomorrow.
2:25>> [clears throat]
2:25>> wasabi, yeah? No, I never have.
2:27>> Really? No, I don't ever have. Well, we
2:30got to take Zach to the
2:31>> And then and then Rachel like we're
2:32doing like a thumbnail pic with the
2:34wasabi like on the chopstick and Rachel
2:37goes like this, "Whoops." And it [ __ ]
2:39got in my eye. Yeah, that that's why
2:41we're
2:42>> right now cuz my eye can't see out of
2:43it.
2:44>> thought you were wearing sunglasses cuz
2:45you you're your eyes look
2:47too close together.
2:49>> [laughter]
2:51>> No, that's not funny. That's not No,
2:53no, but he We had a nice We had a nice
2:56>> [laughter]
2:56>> We had a nice lunch. We had a nice lunch
2:58date.
2:59>> Yeah, we ate out. Eat out. Um, yeah, do
3:02you have an important phone call coming
3:04in? Uh, no. I was looking at the time.
3:07I do. What are you checking the game?
3:09Zach's got to take this call.
3:12What's going on, Zach?
3:13>> Yeah, this seems important.
3:15Pick up time, 5:45 a.m.
3:18No, I didn't get that yet. Um, no, it
3:20was
3:21my wardrobe for tomorrow.
3:23Oh, you know what you're wearing?
3:25Uh, no, I just sent some ideas.
3:27>> Oh, okay. Okay, good. Great. We all know
3:30what we're wearing. Yeah. Um, I feel
3:32like what you're wearing is what you're
3:33wearing. Yeah, I mean Oh, the only thing
3:35that's different I have a purple shirt
3:37that I threw in there like if they want
3:38me to wear it.
3:40Yeah.
3:40>> Did you wash your shirt for tomorrow?
3:43No. Okay, great. You know. So, I'm
3:45probably going to do that. I don't
3:48>> so okay, so they announced the thing
3:50today. Did you post yours? Yeah, I did.
3:52>> Yeah. So, uh, apparently the trailer
3:55they showed the trailer at CinemaCon,
3:58yeah.
3:58>> Yeah, at the Con.
4:00So, when do we get to see it? Yeah, I
4:02don't know. Like uh, I mean like cuz
4:05like they showed it at CinemaCon, so
4:07that means it'll come out soon, I think.
4:10>> time this comes out the trailer will be
4:11out.
4:11>> of you though. The fans
4:13are more important than us.
4:15>> No, I was saying we as the fans. Yeah,
4:17yeah. No, no, I understood what you
4:19meant.
4:20I think like it should be soon,
4:22hopefully.
4:23>> Did you know movie stuff?
4:25Like it cuz usually like CinemaCon's
4:27like an exclusive thing, so like they
4:29showed a bunch of stuff that's not going
4:31to be seen yet. Uh, so I think it'll be
4:36should be relatively soon. I mean it
4:37kind of has to be cuz Yeah, it's out
4:40there now.
4:42It's out there. It's out there. The
4:43whole all the press knows about it.
4:46>> Yeah. Yeah. They know. They know what's
4:48going on. They know Did you just fart in
4:50the chair?
4:51>> [laughter]
4:52>> On the way over we were driving Poopies
4:54farted in the car as Poopies does. I had
4:56to drive I had to drive with my
4:59>> [laughter]
5:02>> I had to drive with my head out the
5:03window. I was like, "Why are you rolling
5:05the window down?" Like it's through a
5:06snowstorm.
5:07>> rolling the window down? You're supposed
5:09to [ __ ]
5:10>> eyes are already watering from the
5:12wasabi and I like
5:13>> to lock the the window so no one can
5:15roll them down.
5:16Um, that's like that that's you do that.
5:19That's you. That's what you did.
5:22>> [laughter]
5:23>> Not me, no. Do you like is Would you
5:25Dutch oven your girlfriends?
5:28Um, depends if You like them or not? if
5:30they're behaving or not.
5:31>> Oh my god. You only do You only do it if
5:33you like the Have you Dutch ovened a
5:35girl? Uh, I try not to. I feel like that
5:39would uh
5:40I would probably Like an Yeah, like an
5:42accident.
5:43>> you're like on first dating, no.
5:45>> that would be a horrible decision.
5:47>> Okay, I have
5:47>> Three years into the relationship, I
5:49mean
5:50>> How long into a relationship do you wait
5:52to fart in front of the girl?
5:54Um. Till you're married.
5:57It's like [laughter] sex.
5:58You don't fart or have sex until after
6:00the meeting.
6:02I mean, probably
6:06>> Yeah, I don't I don't know. I'll
6:06probably be waiting a long like a while.
6:09So, you're just like holding [laughter]
6:11it in? So, you're just like holding it
6:12in suffering the whole time cuz you
6:14really like this person?
6:15>> that's the worst. Have you When did When
6:18How long do you wait?
6:20All I know is if I'm in a a relationship
6:23ever again, I'm not holding in my farts
6:25ever again. It's the It's the worst.
6:27>> [laughter]
6:28>> Like they can accept me for who I am.
6:30Like they signed up for it. You know?
6:33You can get sick that way.
6:35Yeah, you You can like explode or
6:36something. It's bad. It's not healthy to
6:38hold in your farts.
6:39>> [laughter]
6:40>> You know, yeah, you got to let let your
6:41feelings out. You got to let you know.
6:43That's really cool. I mean, like when
6:45you have farted in front of a girl that
6:47you liked, did you feel embarrassed? Did
6:50you try to cover it up? Were you like
6:52What did you say?
6:55>> It's just pretty much over at that
6:57moment.
6:57>> Oh, the the the relationship ends? Yeah.
6:59You just leave?
7:01Well, we'll see how they take it, but
7:03usually if they're cool about it,
7:04they'll they won't like they'll smell it
7:07and they like won't like
7:08>> So, you're telling me you farted and it
7:10has ended one of your It has ended a
7:12relationship of yours?
7:15No. No? That would be hilarious.
7:18Like he just farted once.
7:20Yeah, you should have. Let's re-record
7:22that. So, you're telling me that you
7:23farted and that ended the relationship.
7:26Yes.
7:27You know what?
7:28>> [laughter]
7:29>> You know what?
7:31Your fart will go on. No, I know. Uh.
7:35Yeah.
7:36What What about you?
7:37>> time you [ __ ] your pants, Poopies?
7:39>> Yeah, when was that?
7:41Give [snorts] us an honest answer. I
7:42don't want your yesterday
7:43>> [ __ ] or shart? Both. Uh, either one.
7:46>> a shart is a [ __ ]
7:47>> No, a full [ __ ] is a full [ __ ] A shart
7:49is just a little squirt. Yeah. Well, I
7:51had to poop
7:53um
7:54last week when I was paddling out to go
7:56surfing. You pooped in the ocean? Yeah.
7:59In your sweats I feel like a lot of
8:00surfers
8:01>> In my trunks. In I had trunks on.
8:04I feel like a lot of surfers just take a
8:05[ __ ] in the ocean.
8:06>> Yeah, aqua dump. Yeah. That's what it's
8:08called?
8:08>> Yeah. What about But it
8:10>> Have you had diarrhea in the ocean
8:12before? No, but I've pooped before and
8:15threw it at my friend.
8:17It floated up and I grabbed it and threw
8:19it at him. What the
8:21>> [laughter]
8:23>> You like earned your nickname. You can't
8:25even hide from it anymore. It's like you
8:28you you do a lot of [ __ ] You know what?
8:29>> I just own it now. I don't care.
8:32I I asked Poopies I was like, "Hey,
8:34Poopies, can I like read some of your
8:35DMs?"
8:36>> [laughter]
8:37>> And he was like, "No." And I was like,
8:40"You put stuff up your butt.
8:42Why [laughter] can't I asked him if I
8:44could wax his unibrow?"
8:47And he was like, "No." As if
8:50That's like the weirdest thing someone's
8:52asked him to do. Can I [laughter] just
8:53take a peek inside your inbox? I bet
8:55it's really hilarious.
8:56>> No, but you put stuff in my butt.
8:57>> Yeah.
8:58>> [laughter]
8:58>> Jesus Christ.
9:00Would you let her look at your DMs?
9:02Yeah, he did.
9:04Zach and I Zach and I are that close. I
9:06have I'm pretty sure I've sent
9:07screenshots of weird things people have
9:09sent me.
9:10>> like that. You're You're building a
9:11wall. No, I'm just setting boundaries.
9:15>> [laughter]
9:16>> That's what a wall is.
9:17>> Yeah. Why are you setting boundaries
9:19with me?
9:20Cuz you know
9:22What is What's going on now?
9:23>> Maybe there's there's something like
9:24that's just so [ __ ]
9:25>> Dude, are you checking your stocks? Like
9:26Yeah, I'm checking my stock. Yeah, I'm
9:28really into the stock market now. You're
9:29probably nervous about tomorrow because
9:31they're going to have them go on a high
9:33dive.
9:34>> [laughter]
9:35>> They don't even know about it yet.
9:36>> Best in last cuz it's the last day of
9:37our lives.
9:40Last day, guys. We're going to kill you.
9:44Are you nervous at all for tomorrow? Uh,
9:46not really. I'm not nervous. I think
9:48it'll be pretty chill. Yeah, no, dude.
9:50No, he's They probably have something
9:52planned for him. Yeah.
9:55I hope.
9:55>> What's your biggest fear?
9:58Like, what are you afraid of?
9:59>> Like,
10:0040-ft waves. That's your biggest fear?
10:03Yeah.
10:03>> What's the biggest wave you surfed?
10:0530.
10:07Yeah.
10:08>> Have you surfed? Uh no, I never actually
10:10got up on the board. Should he teach you
10:12how to
10:12>> I I've tried.
10:14Uh
10:14>> Could he surf?
10:15Is there a board that
10:16>> He's tried. He's tried.
10:18>> Yeah. I I I I mean, there's definitely I
10:20could It would have to be one of those
10:22big-ass boards, but yeah.
10:23>> Yeah. We could get you a big board. No,
10:25I want to take him surfing. Like, we've
10:27been planning on it.
10:28>> you said you were going to take me
10:28surfing, too. We'll take you Yeah, we
10:30should all do it together.
10:32>> What are you afraid of, Zach? Uh
10:34heights, mainly.
10:36>> Uh just heights.
10:39Um
10:39>> [gasps]
10:40>> not really
10:42I mean, I'm not
10:43I can go I'll go in the ocean and
10:45everything, but I'm
10:47I don't know. Not I don't really like
10:49being super deep out in the ocean.
10:51Right. Uh
10:53I I feel like there's
10:54in the little boat with my sharks. I
10:57feel like there's animals in the ocean
10:59that would be more afraid of you.
11:00Remember that? Remember that one
11:02[laughter] Zach was in the little boat?
11:04Yeah. Like, when when when we did Shark
11:06Week, I was uh that
11:09it was Dude, it was like sort of
11:11terrifying like being Dude, I Like,
11:13dude, there was one point where Dark
11:14Shark and I, we were literally just
11:16freaking out cuz the the boat kept going
11:18like this. Like, cuz they were going so
11:20and they were going really fast and it
11:21was
11:23And Dark Shark and I were freaking out
11:24and we were like holding each other cuz
11:26we were afraid.
11:28Uh I just don't really like the ocean
11:29that much, honestly. And I'm not the
11:31best swimmer. You're not a bad swimmer?
11:33I'm not the best swimmer. Like, I'm
11:35probably not good.
11:36>> [laughter]
11:38>> Uh I can I can Can you breaststroke?
11:42Maybe.
11:43>> Can you swim backwards? I'm kind of
11:44buoyant just in general, though. So, I
11:46think that's to my advantage, but uh So,
11:50you don't like the ocean? Not a huge
11:52fan.
11:52>> the beach?
11:54No, I don't really like sand, either.
11:56Yeah.
11:56>> [laughter]
11:57>> He's not a beach man. He's not a beach
11:59guy. Yeah, I'm not really a beach guy.
12:01Yeah. What do you What kind of element
12:04do you like? Um I like when it's
12:08Hmm. I mean, I like when it's very cool
12:11outside.
12:12>> Like, what's a good degree for you? Um
12:15probably like 60 something. I like that.
12:19>> What are you Who are you texting?
12:20>> Uh
12:21>> [laughter]
12:23>> You guys are both on your phone. Oh,
12:25yeah. She's like, that's the wrong time,
12:285:45 a.m. Actually, that is so wrong. I
12:31was going to say, "Okay, hi Poopies. The
12:33prelim pickup time is 12:45
12:37p.m. at the hotel. Thank God."
12:41I was like, "5:45 a.m., dude? I'm not
12:43like one of the freaking
12:46>> 12:45 p.m.
12:48Okay. Okay, cool. Damn, that's kind of
12:51later.
12:52>> Cleared wardrobe and a jacket since it
12:53can get cold in the desert. So much
12:55better cuz I didn't not want to get up
12:56super early.
12:57>> Wait, 12:45 in the morning, though?
12:59Like, that's not like in the morning.
13:01>> 12:45 p.m. Right, but that's what I'm
13:03saying is like
13:04>> That's perfect. I get to chill. I was
13:06just It's funny. I was just told 1:00
13:08p.m.
13:09>> [laughter]
13:10>> What was I told? They're like I haven't
13:11got a text yet. Well, the later you show
13:14up, the worse it is for you cuz usually
13:16they have something planned.
13:17What?
13:19>> [laughter]
13:20>> Yeah.
13:20>> I'll watch him there early.
13:23Um well, that's cool. Um okay, can we
13:25>> Tell us about your life. What's been
13:27going on?
13:27>> to know? You haven't asked me one
13:28question.
13:29>> How's your dating life going?
13:31>> We don't ask We don't have to ask that.
13:33>> [laughter]
13:35>> Um it's not going. I'm not dating. I'm
13:37literally just focusing on myself and my
13:39career. Oh, that's good.
13:40>> Yeah, I'm an old cat lady.
13:42>> How do you focus on yourself? You just
13:43like I focus on my
13:45>> He's asking so he can figure out, too.
13:50Oh, is that a vibrator joke?
13:51>> Yeah, yeah. [laughter]
13:54That's how you focus on yourself cuz
13:56I've been focusing on myself a lot, too.
13:58>> And it also sounds like brrr.
14:01No, [laughter] it sounds like yes.
14:04That's Okay. [laughter]
14:06Yeah, but but what does she sound like?
14:10No. I mean, [laughter] what does he
14:12sound like?
14:15I don't know.
14:18Uh I can't
14:19>> Trying to make this a good podcast for
14:21you.
14:21>> Yeah. Poopies, it was going well. Yeah,
14:24we needed that. going well. Yeah, you
14:25should totally clip that of Poopies.
14:27>> Doing what? Just moaning.
14:31>> [laughter]
14:32>> That like that is not a moan.
14:35>> Let's talk about some [laughter] Joe
14:36Rogan [ __ ] dude. Let's get deep.
14:39>> No, I don't want to talk about I'm
14:40talking about You didn't You like You
14:42like tried [laughter] to You're like,
14:44"What's going on in your life?" You're
14:45like, "What's going on in your life?"
14:47>> [laughter]
14:48>> Uh He I was like, "Okay, what do you
14:50want to know? How's your um uh What is
14:53your love uh How's it go And I give you
14:55an answer and you're like, "Okay, let's
14:57talk about something else." Like, you
14:58just gave up. You don't want to know
15:00anything about me.
15:01>> Okay, yes. Let's Tell them. Tell
15:02[clears throat] them. Tell them. What do
15:03you mean? Poopies, when you're dating
15:05women, I
15:07you know you have to ask them questions.
15:08Yeah.
15:09>> [laughter]
15:09>> So, let's do Poopies asks a girl
15:12questions. Let's practice. Practice on
15:14me as if you're going on a first date
15:16with a girl.
15:17>> Okay. And like, what are some things you
15:18would ask her?
15:20Um do you want kids?
15:23>> [laughter]
15:24>> That's a good question. Yeah, see?
15:26That's
15:26>> question. Crazy first question.
15:28>> Yeah, it's a first date. It's a first
15:29date.
15:30That is a good That is a good question.
15:32Wrong date.
15:34>> [laughter]
15:34>> Um
15:34>> date questions.
15:35>> Yeah, let's do first date questions with
15:37Poopies. Uh what's your sign? Aquarius.
15:39What's yours?
15:40Libra.
15:41Do you know what that means?
15:43Yes, lion zebra.
15:45>> [laughter]
15:46>> Is that even like
15:49Yeah, that's what a Libra is, dude.
15:52Is it a lion zebra?
15:53>> zebra. A lion zebra.
15:55>> I don't think I need a podcast ever
15:57again. I think [laughter] I've like
15:58solved podcasting. Yeah.
16:02Okay, so what is So, what does that
16:04mean? What does a Libra do? What does
16:06that mean?
16:06>> I have no clue. Okay, so what's another
16:09question you would ask a girl? Um
16:11Usually sometimes it's good to ask a
16:12follow-up questions to a question you've
16:14already asked.
16:15>> sign?
16:16You're not dating Zach.
16:17>> [laughter]
16:19>> You're on a date with me, but you can
16:20pretend you're on a date with Zach.
16:21>> like this, "What's your sign?"
16:23>> [laughter]
16:26>> No, date's over. Yeah, literally.
16:30I'd be like, "Perfect. No date." Have
16:32you done that to a girl? You just pet
16:34her? Yeah.
16:34>> [laughter]
16:35>> I love how Poopies just pets the girl
16:37like a dog.
16:37>> like it. Jesus.
16:40>> [laughter]
16:40>> God, who taught you this behavior? Was
16:42this a papa Poopies? The streets, dude.
16:44The streets. [laughter]
16:45The streets. Oh my god, no. We got
16:48Poopies raised by the streets. Um okay,
16:50when you date girls, do you introduce
16:52yourself as Sean or Poopies?
16:55Sean.
16:56Sean.
16:57How long into the relationship do you
16:59tell them about your government name?
17:01Oh, [laughter] man. Poopies.
17:03>> Try to hide it from them. Really? Yeah.
17:05>> But it's on Instagram.
17:07Yeah. Hopefully they don't know
17:09>> my Instagram.
17:10>> [laughter]
17:11>> You So, okay. So, you So, like you don't
17:13think the girl that you're trying to
17:14date or like hang out with isn't looking
17:16you up on Instagram?
17:18Um I hope not.
17:21They [laughter] probably are.
17:22>> Yeah. Okay, so the girls you date, they
17:24exclusively call you Sean.
17:27Yeah, I like They're like, "What do you
17:28want to Do you want me to call you Sean
17:30or Poopies?" And I usually say Sean.
17:33>> [laughter]
17:34>> They they are like willing to call you
17:35Poopies? Oh, I don't know.
17:37>> Okay, has a girl ever brought you home
17:38to her parents and introduced you as
17:40Poopies?
17:41>> I don't think I've ever been brought
17:43home by a girl. To their parents? You
17:45never met the parents? No. That would be
17:46a fun task. Yeah, that would be wild.
17:49>> I would love to meet the girl that would
17:50bring you home. And I would love to be
17:52the
17:52>> The parents would love me, though. I'm
17:54I'll be like very like, you know, I'll
17:57behave well and How How do you act in
17:59front of parents if
18:00>> Tell them Tell them I'll have your I'll
18:02have her home at 10:00. Okay, [laughter]
18:04pretend Pretend Zach is my father and
18:06you're taking me, the pretend girl, out
18:09on a date and he's sitting on the couch
18:12and this is you meeting him for the
18:13first time.
18:14Hi, sir. How's it going?
18:16How's it going? Good, good. Beautiful
18:19house you have here. Thanks.
18:22Yeah.
18:23Dad, this is my boyfriend
18:26Poopies.
18:29What?
18:30>> [laughter]
18:30>> What the [ __ ] is that name? Yeah, man.
18:33It's been a long road for this kid here.
18:36No, I don't know what I would say.
18:39Practice round.
18:40>> Um that's my nickname, sir. I got it
18:42when I was 13 years old, took a [ __ ] in
18:44the street, and
18:47>> [laughter]
18:47>> Okay, I don't need to know this.
18:49Uh
18:50please uh Leave my house.
18:52>> on my daughter.
18:53>> [laughter]
18:56>> You still let me go out with him as long
18:58as he
18:59>> [laughter]
18:59>> doesn't [ __ ] on me. Yeah. I'll have her
19:01home by 10:00.
19:04Oh my god, Poopies. I'm pre- I'm
19:06preparing you. This is like a real
19:07scenario that's going to happen. You're
19:09going to blow up in the next movie and
19:11Zach's already taken, but I'm training
19:13you That's my water thing. Oh, can I
19:14have water full?
19:16No, [laughter] water full. No, you have
19:17like
19:18your mouth is different.
19:19>> you hand me that one, please?
19:20>> Yeah.
19:21Your mouth is different. It's funny.
19:24>> [snorts]
19:24>> She said my mouth is dirty, which it's
19:26not.
19:26>> said it's different. Oh, it is?
19:29Hmm.
19:31Can I just say Which sir is Is that the
19:34sparkling one or is that like
19:35>> No, this is the regular one that that
19:36hot guy did.
19:37>> Yeah.
19:38>> Yeah. So, I asked when everyone was
19:40doing that like the face thing, like the
19:43challenge
19:44>> like the challenge, I did it with a
19:45sparkling one on accident and it burned
19:47the [ __ ] out of my eyes. Hmm. Like, so
19:50[laughter] bad.
19:51That's not good. Yeah, it hurt so bad.
19:54Really? Yeah.
19:56You got to put water in your eyes. No,
19:58this is still water. Won't hurt.
20:00>> Oh, no. Yeah, I was just like
20:01>> sparkling water in your eyes?
20:03>> [laughter]
20:03>> Dude, it hurt so bad.
20:05>> Holy [ __ ]
20:05>> stings or how does it
20:06>> Yeah, it just it just stings. Yeah. Do
20:08we have any sparkling water here? Yeah,
20:11[laughter] it's not good.
20:12>> do it. Uh you can do it.
20:13>> No, I I don't want to do it.
20:15I'll do it before I film.
20:15>> You're on a roll. You put wasabi up your
20:17nose. Now you can [laughter] put some
20:19sparkling water in your eyes.
20:20>> time you say the word wasabi, like it
20:22starts to sting. It's like it's like you
20:24can [laughter] feel Sugars. It's like
20:25yeah.
20:25>> Yeah, I mean depending on like I I got
20:28like burned by wasabi like recently.
20:31What part of your body? Uh
20:34>> [gasps]
20:34>> It was my chest and
20:36>> [laughter]
20:39>> and my arms and uh yeah. Wait, okay.
20:43>> Damn, dude. That must have been some
20:44like acid rain water, dude. Dude, it was
20:47so gnarly, dude.
20:48>> Do you like sushi? Uh I I kind of like
20:51that kind of ruined sushi again for me.
20:54Oh, man. Again? What was the first time
20:56when you ate the sushi?
20:56>> we did it during the movie. Yeah.
20:58>> Because you found a piece of sushi in
21:00your in your crevice Yeah. later that
21:02night in the shower or the next day?
21:04Yeah.
21:05>> Did you sleep with sushi in your body?
21:06>> No, it was that night. It
21:09Jeff likes to say that it was in there
21:11for way longer like a week later or
21:13whatever, but uh no, it was like the
21:16same night. I was just taking a shower
21:18and I was just like what the [ __ ]
21:20And there was like a piece of sushi How
21:22long after that did you eat sushi?
21:24>> Like behind my balls.
21:25>> [laughter]
21:27>> Uh Stevo missed one. Yeah, yeah. That
21:29was the best one with flavor.
21:32So I sent a picture to Jeff and
21:35That made it in the movie. Yeah. Yeah.
21:37So you have Do you like sushi or is that
21:40Uh no, I mean I did.
21:41>> Yeah. Not anymore. Not really anymore.
21:43Yeah.
21:45No, I mean it is pretty good, but I
21:48it's not worth it at this point.
21:51What would be your last meal in prison?
21:53Uh
21:54an aged steak. Oh, is that where that
21:57we're going to get food tonight?
21:58>> Yeah. Are you going to eat without me?
22:01No.
22:01>> We're waiting we're going If you want to
22:02come, we're going to get a steak. What
22:04time? Rachel's buying.
22:06>> [laughter]
22:07>> I'm buying.
22:07>> you guys going to? Sushi today. Isn't
22:10there a steakhouse in the in the hotel?
22:12Oh, yeah.
22:13>> Is there? Yeah.
22:14>> Okay. We're going wherever Poopies
22:15wants. Yeah. What time? Like so are you
22:17guys staying at the
22:19>> I'm not. I'm staying at my place. Yeah.
22:21I wonder if I can get two beds in my
22:22room.
22:23For him.
22:24Zack?
22:26>> [laughter]
22:26>> You guys should share one bed.
22:29And I'll come I'll do the other one.
22:31Yeah. No, I don't want to I'd rather
22:34have two than one.
22:36>> Okay, can I just say Can I just say when
22:38I got hurt filming the movie,
22:41I I told Zack last time Did you see when
22:43I was hurt afterwards I was leaning up
22:45against Zack?
22:47No.
22:47>> In the in the in when we went back to
22:49the hotel. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:51Uh cuz I you know, and I realized like
22:53Zack is Have you leaned up against him?
22:55Yes, he's very comfy.
22:57>> Oh my god. So [laughter]
22:59So who came up with it? Was it Caitlin
23:01or was it Mel Mel came up with this
23:03idea. Mel came up with it. She says that
23:06we should make love sacks instead of
23:08love sacks
23:11love sacks.
23:12And and
23:13and we can get your face
23:17>> [laughter]
23:18>> as a sack. Yeah.
23:20And I I will sit on it or everyone will
23:23Would you sit on it?
23:24>> [laughter]
23:25>> You know what I mean? So that I think
23:27that would be a good idea, but I'm
23:29telling you like I think I might be I
23:31think I like I think I'm I think I'm I
23:34like chubby guys. You're not You're more
23:36than chubby. You're
23:37>> Yeah.
23:38>> [laughter]
23:38>> What? That's [ __ ] up. He's
23:40>> No, it's not. He's He's big boned.
23:42>> nothing wrong with that.
23:43To me there's nothing wrong with that. I
23:44love it. I just said I'm a chaser.
23:47>> [laughter]
23:47>> Well, Zack's single, so No, he's not.
23:50Literally not. Very much not. He's
23:52>> [laughter]
23:53>> very much not.
23:54Now you're just spreading rumors. I'm
23:55just making [ __ ] up.
23:58I'm sorry. [laughter] Poopies is just
23:59saying stuff to say.
24:00>> watching this, I'm sorry.
24:02We love you. You mean his ex-girlfriend?
24:04Cuz by the time this comes out I'm just
24:06We're all going to be single by the time
24:08when this hits.
24:09[laughter and clears throat]
24:10We're going to be single and locked up.
24:13For sure. We are undatable. No, I always
24:16I always go to the extreme on podcasts
24:19and I reap the benefits.
24:20>> think that
24:21>> [laughter]
24:22>> Do You know what I love is like the fact
24:23that you guys have put your like butt
24:25holes and everything out there for the
24:28world to see and like
24:29women still very much want to date you
24:31guys. And I love that because that just
24:33proves you have a great personality.
24:35Yeah, I mean uh Yeah. Like
24:38>> like I did more butt stuff this time
24:41than usual. Does your Does your
24:43girlfriend have a hard time with you
24:44doing butt stuff? Uh not really.
24:48>> Did yours? When you were doing back your
24:50when your girlfriend when you were
24:52during the when you would do butt stuff
24:54and if you had a girlfriend, did she
24:55have a hard time with it? Never had a
24:56girlfriend when I was doing butt stuff.
24:58Oh,
24:59>> [laughter]
24:59>> it's weird how that works. Mhm. You got
25:01to get you a girl that loves you through
25:02your butt stuff.
25:04Yeah.
25:05You know?
25:05>> they're out there, but I'm not trying to
25:07like get in a relationship. I'd rather
25:09be cruising
25:12just doing butt stuff with the boys.
25:14Yeah, butt stuff with the boys.
25:15[laughter] No, I I saw a lot of comments
25:18um on
25:20my last post and they're like, "I hope
25:21there's no there's not a lot of wang in
25:23it." I'm like, "Well,
25:25you're in for a treat." Yeah. Well, I
25:28mean there's more butt hole this time.
25:31Oh, for sure.
25:32>> [laughter]
25:33>> It's like a lot of butt hole.
25:35>> that's I would say like that's one of
25:36the my favorite parts of the body. So
25:38I'm like I'm not upset by it. I prefer
25:40butt hole to dick anyways.
25:43No comment.
25:45Poopies is just no comment on that one.
25:46>> for I'm looking for validation like
25:48Yeah, I mean Anyone else have it want
25:50[laughter] to try it out? Yeah, I mean I
25:51don't prefer dick. Yeah, okay.
25:54Poopies
25:55Poopies chose not to Yeah, Poopies is
25:57like I actually really like dick.
25:58>> [laughter]
25:59>> No. Poopies like speak yourself.
26:03>> [laughter]
26:05>> Yeah, well, that's uh I'm proud of you
26:07guys like you know, both sober.
26:10Yeah. You know? Yeah.
26:12So it's crazy cuz when you guys do this
26:14butt hole stuff, you guys are just
26:15completely sober now. Yeah. I didn't do
26:17any butt hole stuff on this movie.
26:20>> Yeah, you didn't I mean but like in the
26:21past year since you've been sober,
26:23you've done butt hole stuff. What?
26:26Haven't you? No. Oh, okay.
26:28>> [laughter]
26:28>> It's weird how that works. Yeah,
26:30sometimes.
26:31>> Sometimes it happens. I never did any
26:32butt hole stuff. Not like
26:34>> Oh, the only one time I did it was our
26:36our first bit when we were doing on the
26:38test shoot.
26:39>> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:40>> No, you put some You put fireworks up
26:41your butt and you sent us a picture of
26:43your white of your of your of your
26:45toilet paper.
26:47Oh, yeah. No, remember the Remember the
26:51>> Yes, that was the only time. The the
26:53butt plug.
26:54>> Yeah, yeah, that one. That was Dude, it
26:56was funny. Uh I No one else did it,
26:58dude. I'm like Dude, me and Stevo were
27:00the only ones.
27:00>> happened. Explain what happened. The set
27:01up the set
27:03>> So [clears throat]
27:03I don't even remember We all got gifts.
27:04We all got gifts of Jeff Tremaine as a
27:06butt plug. Yeah. And Knoxville wanted
27:11uh to someone to [ __ ] put it up their
27:14butt. So Poopies the artist Yeah. took
27:17initiative and decided to
27:19>> Stevo do it and then I was like, "All
27:20right.
27:22>> [laughter]
27:22>> Someone's you know, I was waiting for
27:24someone to do it first." Yeah. And then
27:26Stevo did it and I was like, "Okay, it
27:28doesn't look that bad." But dude, it was
27:30[ __ ] gnarly.
27:32>> [laughter]
27:33>> And then he sent us a
27:34a picture
27:35>> hide it while I was doing it because if
27:37like
27:38His girlfriend wouldn't have been
27:40stoked on that.
27:40>> No, I had to do it when she was gone.
27:44Yeah, it's not cool. You got to date
27:45someone you don't need to sneak around
27:46to do butt stuff with. Like
27:48>> Yeah.
27:49Uh
27:49>> Yeah. No, like I I asked Knoxville to be
27:52on my podcast like when I when I was
27:54doing my podcast and he was like, "Yeah,
27:57if you put the Jeff If you put the
27:58Tremaine-o butt plug up your ass, I'll
28:00do the podcast."
28:01>> Shut up.
28:01>> And I ended up like I was like, "Fuck, I
28:03got I guess I'm going to do it." But I
28:05didn't have anyone to like film it.
28:06>> Yeah.
28:07>> And like I felt I dare you to FaceTime
28:10Knoxville right now.
28:13No, I wouldn't.
28:14>> [snorts]
28:15[laughter]
28:16>> Yeah, but you emailed your mom before.
28:18>> He'll be like, "What? What do you want?"
28:20And I'll be like, "Uh
28:23>> [laughter]
28:24>> He'll be like, "Poopies, I'm working
28:25right now." Yeah, he's a busy man. We're
28:28busy.
28:28>> We could try to FaceTime Paul Wall,
28:30though. Yeah, let's do that.
28:32Should we? Yeah.
28:34Oh, that's so random. No, I do. I look I
28:36want to do like famous Let's do famous
28:38FaceTimes with Poopies. Let's see how
28:39many if we can get any famous people.
28:41Yeah, I got you. See if you can get
28:42anyone to answer. Yeah.
28:44I want to FaceTime with Paul Wall. Paul
28:46Wall.
28:48Do you know any famous people we can
28:49FaceTime? Um I'm not sure. Let me see.
28:52Anyone who would pick up? You look good
28:53against this wall. Your stand looks
28:55good, too. Let me see how I look. I
28:57always look good.
29:04Paul Wall in the house.
29:07Paul call.
29:08He's like Paul, don't pick up your
29:09calls. Paul [laughter]
29:11He's He's not answering.
29:13Damn.
29:14Okay, who do you want to FaceTime famous
29:16FaceTime next? Who else can we famous
29:18FaceTime?
29:20Uh let's see here. I don't know. Adam
29:23Ray.
29:24Okay.
29:26That works.
29:30He doesn't pick up, either. No. No, I
29:31want to see No, FaceTime him.
29:34Phone.
29:36He'll pick up. He's a comic.
29:39He has to. I'm sure he'll pick up. He's
29:41a real one. I know it.
29:43Unless he's busy. Yeah, he might be
29:45busy. Or
29:49Oh no, poopies.
29:52It's not that cool, man.
29:54Wait. Wait. Oh.
29:59Yes.
30:01Let's go. What are you guys doing?
30:02>> I'm recording my podcast. You should
30:04come do it sometime. I got Zach. Zach,
30:08me, and poopies here. Hi.
30:11Yeah,
30:12would you guys come? Would you come?
30:14We're playing FaceTime a famous person.
30:16>> I'm calling I call it famous FaceTime.
30:18So, I just like go around and see if
30:21they can call famous people and who will
30:23pick up. And Adam, you picked up.
30:24>> Yeah, dude. [laughter] Oh my
30:26god, I love What a great game. I'm
30:28literally recording some hilarious
30:29voices for um the thing tomorrow that I
30:32can't make. Oh my god, no.
30:35>> [laughter]
30:36>> Yeah, I got to go to St. Louis. I know
30:38it sounds like an excuse, but I really
30:39am going there. Oh my god, no. St.
30:42Louis? What the [ __ ] Cardinals, baby.
30:46The Cardinals. You will be missed, for
30:47sure. And come do my podcast sometime.
30:51And thank you for um
30:52picking up the famous FaceTime.
30:54>> for having me. You look [laughter]
30:56good over here, man. My new series Hey,
30:58man. You make yourself look good. I saw
30:59a little cut of the movie there tonight.
31:01>> How was it? Do Wait, don't give anything
31:03away, but do we look good? Oh, yeah. Did
31:05I look Did I look good when in the Did I
31:08look okay? Did I get any funny
31:09one-liners? Okay, I called him, not you.
31:12No, I'm joking.
31:13>> so hard to compete with you as the as
31:14the robot. No, no, no. You crushed it.
31:17And there's there's even some shots of
31:18things at the end that I didn't see in
31:20the beginning of you, and I'm hoping
31:22they finagle that. I forgot about the
31:24comments. Oh my god, I love you.
31:28Uh Adam, we love you. You're the best.
31:31>> You're the man, dude. Love you. Love
31:33you. See you guys. Okay, bye. You look
31:35great. You look better with your shirt
31:37on. I love you. Okay, but what about
31:38Zach?
31:39>> [laughter]
31:40>> Huh? I said, okay, but what about Zach?
31:42Zach looks great. I know. I mean
31:44Never mind. I I know. in the movie? Oh,
31:46great. Really, the
31:48the opening I didn't see it all. So, you
31:50guys getting [ __ ] jumped in the
31:52cactuses killed me, dude.
31:55>> [laughter]
31:55>> Hell yeah. It's like painfully
31:57hilarious, but the right amount of You
31:59know, there's sometimes you see things
32:00where you're just like Yeah.
32:03>> the laughs don't even come till
32:04afterwards, because I truly am like
32:07But that was like a beautiful balance of
32:08like that's very funny. I know they're
32:11okay, but also
32:12>> [laughter]
32:15>> Hell yeah.
32:17>> That's so cool. Well, are you going to
32:18be there for the premiere? Like, are you
32:20going to come in to No, I'm going to be
32:21in [ __ ] Australia the 15th to the
32:2320th.
32:24>> What the [ __ ] bro? You're in a movie. I
32:27know. Trust me, it's
32:28>> [laughter]
32:28>> I've only been to one other premiere
32:30that Well, a few, but one legit where I
32:33was like in it, and that was 13 years
32:35ago.
32:36I'm like I'm sad, dude.
32:38>> You're going to be missed. I'm bummed,
32:39man. I know. It's also last Jackass. I'm
32:42sure like so many cool people are going
32:43to be there. It's
32:45I'm trying to send my sister and
32:46brother-in-law
32:48bring them down from Seattle. They've
32:49never been to one. They're huge fans.
32:50>> Oh, sick. Hell yeah.
32:53Yeah, we'll welcome with a huge hug.
32:55Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah. All right. Well,
32:57hit me up, Raje. I will. Okay.
33:00Have fun. All right.
33:01See you. You
33:04I love him so much. He loves both of us.
33:07Yeah, well.
33:08>> [laughter]
33:10>> Wow. Uh Comedians. [clears throat]
33:12>> Well, no, no, but he picked up your
33:13call. That's
33:13>> No, I know. That's cool.
33:15>> [laughter]
33:15>> Is there one on one other person you
33:16want to famous FaceTime?
33:18Who can we famous FaceTime? Should we
33:19call Should You don't want to call Jeff.
33:21He's so busy. Um
33:24I don't even know if anyone will answer
33:25for me. Bert Kreischer.
33:27Yeah.
33:28>> He'll probably answer for you.
33:31Let's see how many people we can
33:33He has a show next to my house in the
33:36Soaring Eagle Casino. Oh, sick. When?
33:40I don't know. May something.
33:43He's too big time now.
33:46Have you seen his show? It's so funny.
33:47No.
33:49Okay, we'll give it a couple more.
33:51No, wait. Wait, wait. Cuz remember, you
33:53were about to hang up, and Adam picked
33:54up.
33:55Yep.
33:56Damn. Oh, yeah. Guys, I just don't want
34:00to feel rejected any longer.
34:01>> Come on.
34:02>> [laughter]
34:04>> That's so funny.
34:05>> That's hilarious. Um at least we got one
34:07out of one out of three. Try to Try
34:09calling Jeff.
34:11>> [laughter]
34:11>> No.
34:13I'll just see him tomorrow. Yeah, you're
34:15right.
34:17Oh my god. Um well, is there anything
34:20you want to promote? Like, what do you
34:21have going on in your life? Um my
34:24YouTube channel.
34:26Yeah. Um
34:29Should we
34:31Um
34:32Should we what?
34:34>> That's it.

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