¿QUIEN SE ESTACIONA MEJOR HOMBRES O MUJERES? — Transcript

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1. 0:01The dynamic will consist of placing the
2. 0:03car for the women in this exact
3. 0:04position, and the only rules are that
4. 0:06you cannot exceed three moves, and you
5. 0:08cannot hit any of the four soccer
6. 0:10players standing around the car.
7. 0:13Another rule is that you cannot touch
8. 0:15the caution tape with the car. And for
9. 0:17all of this, you will only have one
10. 0:19chance to do it, but if you show me
11. 0:20that you follow me on social media, I
12. 0:22will give you one more chance. It
13. 0:24should be clarified that the space is
14. 0:26very limited, precisely to make the
15. 0:27challenge more difficult. I consider
16. 0:30myself someone who knows how to park
17. 0:32very well and I have achieved it in
18. 0:34three moves, but let's see if I can do
19. 0:36it this time. Also, the car is a manual
20. 0:39, which adds a degree of difficulty, I
21. 0:41feel. I say that I will achieve it in
22. 0:43three moves. Right now, leave in the
23. 0:45comments how many moves you think I
24. 0:46will achieve it in. Ale. Okay, this is
25. 0:50one. I have two moves left and I can't
26. 0:55hit Neymar who is right there.
27. 1:00My strategy here is to pull the rear in
28. 1:02as much as I can. The Siu, the Siu, no,
29. 1:10two, I hit it. I cannot hit the curb.
30. 1:14Okay, in this case I would already be
31. 1:16disqualified, but I didn't achieve it
32. 1:22in three moves, guys. Four moves and I
33. 1:25hit the curb. What a blessing to be a
34. 1:27woman. But I am sure that out there are
35. 1:30women very capable of doing this
36. 1:31challenge and they will win the money,
37. 1:33so let's find them. From one to 10, how
38. 1:35good do you consider yourself at
39. 1:36driving?
40. 1:36No, I don't know how to drive.
41. 1:38Minus zero or a minus two. Ah, I think
42. 1:40a six.
43. 1:41Three.
44. 1:42I think a seven.
45. 1:43How would you like to try? I challenge
46. 1:45you to park in three moves and if you
47. 1:46succeed, I'll give you 500 pesos. Okay.
48. 1:48Yes, yes, it's a yes. Yes. Sure,
49. 1:50sure.
50. 1:51Okay. Very good. Then, let's go. Very
51. 1:54good. Here we have the car. Tell me,
52. 1:56from what age have you known how to
53. 1:57drive?
54. 1:57Since I was 16. And how old are you? 26
55. 2:00. Why? Who taught you?
56. 2:01My dad, it was like his rule. The first
57. 2:04car has to be a manual and then after
58. 2:05that
59. 2:06well, your dad. Very good. Go ahead.
60. 2:10Okay,
61. 2:12we are going to start
62. 2:13now.
63. 2:13Perfect. So, one
64. 2:15right and back. Let's see. Now. Good,
65. 2:18good, good, good. You also have to give
66. 2:22them credit, because it's not easy to
67. 2:24park a car in three moves, much less a
68. 2:26car that isn't yours, where you aren't
69. 2:28used to it or familiar with the
70. 2:30dimensions. But he's getting it, man,
71. 2:32he's getting it. He's doing great.
72. 2:34I didn't see Ronaldo.
73. 2:36You're doing fine, you're doing fine.
74. 2:37I saw Ronaldo over there. Yes, yes, yes
75. 2:38, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
76. 2:40I'm here, I'm here. That would already
77. 2:46count as the fourth. Are you sure you
78. 2:49want to go in reverse?
79. 2:51Oh, well, now I have to...
80. 2:53I have a wildcard for you. If by any
81. 2:55chance you show me that you follow me
82. 2:57on social media, we'll give you one
83. 2:58more move or a second chance. Do you
84. 3:00follow me on social media? You follow
85. 3:02me on social media, right? That's true,
86. 3:04man. She's doing it right now. Aurora
87. 3:07wasn't doing well. But hey, thank you
88. 3:11so much for participating.
89. 3:13Very good. What is your name, my friend
90. 3:14?
91. 3:14Daniela.
92. 3:15How old are you?
93. 3:1621.
94. 3:16At what age did you learn to drive?
95. 3:17Around 16 or 17.
96. 3:19How about it? Yes. Well, let's begin.
97. 3:21Let's do it. Well.
98. 3:22Excellent.
99. 3:23It's locked, guys. That's the first
100. 3:25test. Let's see, open it.
101. 3:31No, what?
102. 3:32How do I turn it on, guys? Did you put
103. 3:34the key in yet?
104. 3:35Oh, very true.
105. 3:37Oh. Whoa, guys. Very good, Dani. Nice
106. 3:46try.
107. 3:47Yes. No, I couldn't do it, guys. But
108. 3:49hey, it's very hard to accept this
109. 3:51challenge and you dared to do the
110. 3:53hardest part. So, congratulations and
111. 3:55thank you for...
112. 3:57How long have you been driving?
113. 3:58Like five or six years now.
114. 4:00From one to 10, how good do you
115. 4:01consider yourself at parking?
116. 4:029.5.
117. 4:03The kid is modest. Very good. Well,
118. 4:05let's see, let's put that 9.5 to the
119. 4:07test. Start your first move. Alan's
120. 4:13first move, he decides to go for the
121. 4:15side. Second move. He's already backing
122. 4:20it in.
123. 4:20That's how I do it, man. It's going to
124. 4:22work out. Yes, it'll work out.
125. 4:23Keep going, keep going. Very good. I'm
126. 4:25going full Neymar.
127. 4:26Okay. Okay. He's getting closer. Messi
128. 4:29takes them on. Messi takes them on.
129. 4:31Takes on. Takes on, takes on. Whoa,
130. 4:34that's how close Argentina was to
131. 4:35winning the World Cup. Ready.
132. 4:37Well, yes, he proved to us that it's a
133. 4:409.5 indeed. Uh-huh. Yes, it's a 9.5
134. 4:42when it comes to parking.
135. 4:46How did it feel, Alan?
136. 4:47No, good. It's a bit old, but
137. 4:49Look, you’re not going to be driving
138. 4:51my car. All right. Thank you very much,
139. 4:54Alan. Anything you want to tell the
140. 4:56people who didn't make it? No, well,
141. 4:58keep practicing. You'll see that it's
142. 4:59possible.
143. 5:00Michel, how good do you consider
144. 5:01yourself at parking?
145. 5:02I've never parked in my life. Seriously
146. 5:05? And look, even the bug fainted at
147. 5:09your comment. Oh, there's more too.
148. 5:12Well, hasn't even started.
149. 5:16Well, are you ready?
150. 5:17Can you get in, my friend?
151. 5:18Well, as long as you don't give
152. 5:19instructions, because the first one you
153. 5:21give, we'll disqualify you.
154. 5:23Why?
155. 5:23Hey, but no skidding. Now he's going to
156. 5:25get in here too.
157. 5:26Oh, why does it sound like that?
158. 5:27Why didn't it go out?
159. 5:28Because it stalled on you.
160. 5:29Oh, for real.
161. 5:30Yes, first you have to start it for
162. 5:32that reason. There,
163. 5:33there it is. There it is. Very good,
164. 5:34it’s moving along very well.
165. 5:35Hey, but don't hit anything.
166. 5:37Hey, but no skidding.
167. 5:39Okay.
168. 5:41We're like this.
169. 5:41Bye, Pupo.
170. 5:42Oh,
171. 5:42eh, watch out. Hey, the seatbelt.
172. 5:44Keep your hand on the handbrake.
173. 5:46No, no, I'm not doing anything. I think
174. 5:47if you want, you can start the car
175. 5:49again.
176. 5:49Oh, if you want.
177. 5:51Watch out for the pillar, too.
178. 5:53Shut up, shut up. You're making me very
179. 5:55nervous. Okay. That's it, friend.
180. 5:56Let out the clutch.
181. 5:59Oh, the pedestal. I don't think it's
182. 6:03going to end well, Mich. I think it
183. 6:04stalled on you a little bit.
184. 6:05Oh, geez.
185. 6:06Very good,
186. 6:07good.
187. 6:10Thank you, that was very cool. Let's
188. 6:14not do it again. Oh, how many years
189. 6:15have you been driving?
190. 6:16About five.
191. 6:17And can you do it in three moves?
192. 6:19Let's see if it's possible or if I
193. 6:20completely forgot everything I had to
194. 6:22do.
195. 6:23Go ahead.
196. 6:23Let's do it.
197. 6:24Ready. Very well. Here it goes. We
198. 6:26begin. And move number one.
199. 6:33Right now, the 20-year-old is
200. 6:34performing his third move.
201. 6:36No way, man, no.
202. 6:38Good, good, good, good. No, no. And
203. 6:44error. If you happen to show me that
204. 6:48you follow me on social media, I'll
205. 6:49give you another chance.
206. 6:51No, no, no, it's not working.
207. 6:52Get out of my car. From one to 10, how
208. 6:55good do you consider yourself at
209. 6:56parking?
210. 6:57Five.
211. 6:59Well, but the important thing is that
212. 7:00he's still going to try. Yes.
213. 7:02Well, you already know the rules,
214. 7:04Miguel. Go ahead, practice a little so
215. 7:06you can feel the car, get the
216. 7:08dimensions, and steal it. No, man. Hey,
217. 7:13the good thing is we’re in a parking
218. 7:15lot and it can't leave without the
219. 7:16little card I have. Very good. Alright,
220. 7:19are you ready?
221. 7:19Yes.
222. 7:20I see him very confident. He’s the
223. 7:22first one to take the car. He’s
224. 7:23driving it around and everything. Count
225. 7:25it. Miguel’s first move. One. I think
226. 7:30that’s the secret. The more you stick
227. 7:33your elbow out, the better you can
228. 7:35judge your entry, man. I really feel
229. 7:38like that’s the secret. He’s
230. 7:40getting in there pretty decently. Whoa.
231. 7:43Okay, okay. Very good, very good.
232. 7:46Remember, beep, what a silly guy. Move
233. 7:50along or what. See, I knew he was
234. 7:54humble. How did you feel?
235. 7:56Nervous. It’s my first time going out
236. 7:58. It’s my first time doing challenges
237. 8:01.
238. 8:02Look, your first time and you already
239. 8:03won.
240. 8:03Thank you.
241. 8:04Thank you. How many years have you been
242. 8:05driving? 11 years. Let’s see if what
243. 8:07is well learned is never forgotten.
244. 8:09I trust you. I trust you.
245. 8:11Me too.
246. 8:13Oh, sorry. No, no, take it easy, take
247. 8:14it easy. First of all, seatbelts,
248. 8:16because safety comes first, especially
249. 8:18if I’m behind the wheel. There’s
250. 8:23the first move. Which one is reverse?
251. 8:29No,
252. 8:30it’s not going to work.
253. 8:32Two
254. 8:33because that’s already the third,
255. 8:35right? Three.
256. 8:38If by any chance you follow me on
257. 8:40social media, I’ll give you another
258. 8:42chance.
259. 8:42Yes, easy.
260. 8:43Yes. Ah, finally someone follows me.
261. 8:46Years, years following you.
262. 8:47Very good, Saray follows me. So
263. 8:49you’re going to get another
264. 8:50three-move chance. We start from
265. 8:52scratch. First move. All the way, all
266. 8:56the way, all the way, all the way, all
267. 8:58the way. Second move. He’s executing
268. 9:01it in an impressive way. He’s doing
269. 9:03well, doing well, doing well, doing
270. 9:04well. Just remember, you can’t hit
271. 9:05the soccer players, but you’re doing
272. 9:07fine.
273. 9:07Okay, okay, okay.
274. 9:10No way, you were seconds away from
275. 9:12losing. Yes, all the way, all the way,
276. 9:14all the way, all the way. Will he make
277. 9:16it?
278. 9:17Because I’m going to hit him.
279. 9:19Will he make it without hitting Neymar?
280. 9:27No, you didn’t hit anything. R
281. 9:29you did it in 3 and a half, four,
282. 9:33around there, just one less. But since
283. 9:35you follow me on social media, we’re
284. 9:36going to give you your prize anyway.
285. 9:37Oh, come on! Thank you so much. To take
286. 9:40my fiancé to the stadium.
287. 9:42Oh, look how
288. 9:44everybody’s such a soccer fan now.
289. 9:45What happened to us? This World Cup
290. 9:47converted us all. How old are you?
291. 9:4918.
292. 9:49Perfect. How long have you been driving
293. 9:51?
294. 9:51About 3 years.
295. 9:52Who taught you?
296. 9:53My dad.
297. 9:54Let's see, bring the dad over. What do
298. 9:57you think? Do you think he did a good
299. 9:58job?
300. 9:59No, he's even going to do it in two
301. 10:01parts.
302. 10:02Play some music.
303. 10:05I see him more confident than his dad.
304. 10:06And Misael parks it. Oh, yeah. He's
305. 10:11going for it. Oh, look, he's going for
306. 10:12it all at once. Look, he didn't want to
307. 10:14test the car. He said, "I'm going for
308. 10:16it." First move. Check. Misael is
309. 10:19struggling a bit to put it in reverse.
310. 10:22He made it. He made it. What do you
311. 10:24think? Let's narrate the match.
312. 10:26No, he already lost.
313. 10:28He already lost.
314. 10:29No, that's not true. It's not true,
315. 10:30Misael. You're doing great. Don't
316. 10:32listen to your father. He's doing well,
317. 10:35well, well, very well, very well. Look,
318. 10:37and with one hand, eh?
319. 10:42Oh my, oh my, oh my. That's your fourth
320. 10:45move, if you move it.
321. 10:46No, well, no.
322. 10:47But I have excellent news for you.
323. 10:49If you happen to show me you follow me
324. 10:51on social media, we'll give you another
325. 10:53chance.
326. 10:53Oh, well, I don't follow her.
327. 10:54How do you feel watching this?
328. 10:56I'm disappointed. [Laughter].
329. 10:59No, sorry, Dad. From one to 10, how
330. 11:01good do you consider yourself at
331. 11:02parking?
332. 11:03Eight.
333. 11:04Let's put it to the test. Are you ready
334. 11:05?
335. 11:05Ready.
336. 11:06Go ahead. Let's see if that's true.
337. 11:08Remember, if you manage it in three
338. 11:10moves or less, you win 500 pesos. First
339. 11:13move. Check. Now he is performing move
340. 11:17number two. Remember that if he touches
341. 11:21any of the soccer players or the
342. 11:24caution line, he is totally
343. 11:26disqualified. We see that Jesus doesn't
344. 11:30need to get out of the car like
345. 11:32Santiaga. He's doing it quite well.
346. 11:34Quite well. He looks very confident.
347. 11:38Jesus. That's it, Jesus. Three moves,
348. 11:43500 bucks. How do you feel?
349. 11:46Thanks. Very good. I hadn't won money
350. 11:48until today.
351. 11:49Very good. And and it was thanks to
352. 11:51what?
353. 11:51To following Celeste.
354. 11:53Exactly. And what do you do for a
355. 11:54living?
356. 11:55I'm a driver.
357. 11:57Okay, how long have you been driving?
358. 12:00More than 20 years.
359. 12:01How confident do you feel with this
360. 12:02three-move challenge?
361. 12:04Zero confidence because, honestly, if I
362. 12:06can avoid this type of parking, I do.
363. 12:09But if you make it, you'll earn 500
364. 12:10pesos. Very good.
365. 12:12Please, Maria, restore honor to women.
366. 12:17Let's see if we don't hit Messi by
367. 12:20accident. One. First move. Cristiano
368. 12:25Ronaldo turned around to watch how she
369. 12:26does it, to make sure she doesn't cheat
370. 12:28. There she goes, there she goes, there
371. 12:29she goes. If you see the blue sign,
372. 12:32please obey the blue sign. Watch out,
373. 12:34Messi, here I come. She's done it.
374. 12:41Bravo, Maria.
375. 12:45Uh, thanks.
376. 12:47Excellent. How do you feel?
377. 12:50Good. Happy. Holding the name of women
378. 12:52up high.
379. 12:53Holding the name of women up high. Very
380. 12:55good. Congratulations, miss. You upheld
381. 12:57the honor of women. Wow, we women are
382. 13:00really driving. I hope you liked this
383. 13:04video a lot, and I'll sign off now by
384. 13:06trying it again and succeeding. No, no,
385. 13:09because I'm not going to try, I'm
386. 13:11actually going to park in three moves
387. 13:12now. And while I park in three moves,
388. 13:15please subscribe and give it a thumbs
389. 13:17up. Remember we have the super goal of
390. 13:20—oh damn it, man. It's just that you
391. 13:22can't talk and park at the same time.
392. 13:24We have the super goal of reaching
393. 13:2640,000 likes and we'll do a second part
394. 13:28. Tiruriru. I think it's going to end
395. 13:38up pretty far away. This was my attempt
396. 13:43at parking in three moves. Hello,
397. 13:46Neymar. Ah, it didn't end up too bad.
398. 13:49Rate my parking. I give it a solid
399. 13:51seven. The final score was three men
400. 13:54managed to park in three moves and two
401. 13:56women managed to park in three moves.
402. 14:00Let's see if in a second part us women
403. 14:02can redeem ourselves and return
404. 14:04victorious, the rematch, glorious, if
405. 14:06we can, if we know how, etc. Give it a
406. 14:09thumbs up. I'm Celegrini and we'll see
407. 14:11you next time. Bye!