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"Put Her Father by the Kitchen!" The In-Laws Laughed—Until I Said, "Monday…" — Transcript

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  1. 0:00That's what my future mother in law said
  2. 0:01to the waiter, as if I were a piece of
  3. 0:03furniture in the way. She was smiling
  4. 0:06when she said it. Her husband chuckled
  5. 0:08into his collar. And my daughter's
  6. 0:10fiance just looked at his phone and said
  7. 0:12nothing at all. My daughter heard every
  8. 0:14word. What the Brandt family didn't know
  9. 0:16that evening was that by 10:00 Monday
  10. 0:18morning, their entire building project
  11. 0:20would depend on my signature. Before I
  12. 0:23continue, if you enjoy stories like
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  15. 0:29helps the channel grow.
  16. 0:31Now, back to the story. My name is Klaus
  17. 0:33Bergman. I'm 64 years old and for 32
  18. 0:36years I worked as a master carpenter in
  19. 0:39a small town on Lake Constance. I've
  20. 0:41been retired for 3 years now, but I'm
  21. 0:43never bored. Every morning I get up at
  22. 0:45half past five, pour coffee into my
  23. 0:48father's old green thermos, and walk out
  24. 0:50to my workshop behind the house. There I
  25. 0:52fix garden fences, build birdhouses, and
  26. 0:55keep my hands busy because that's who I
  27. 0:57am.
  28. 0:58My wife Renate was a school teacher. Now
  29. 1:01she's retired, too, and she still reads
  30. 1:03three books a week. We've been married
  31. 1:05for 34 years. When she puts her hand on
  32. 1:07my knee under a table, I know exactly
  33. 1:10what she thinks about the room we're
  34. 1:11sitting in. Our daughter Lena is 28.
  35. 1:14She's an emergency room nurse at the
  36. 1:16district hospital. She works more night
  37. 1:18shifts than is good for her, pays her
  38. 1:20own rent, and has never taken a single
  39. 1:22euro from us.
  40. 1:24Here's something almost nobody in our
  41. 1:26village knows. My mother was born a
  42. 1:28Hoffmeister. Her father planted a
  43. 1:30vineyard on the hill above the lake in
  44. 1:311951, nearly 30 acres.
  45. 1:35When my mother passed away, she placed
  46. 1:37the land into a family trust managed by
  47. 1:39our lawyer, Dr. Wagner. In her will, she
  48. 1:43left one handwritten sentence, "Never
  49. 1:45let anyone talk you into paving it
  50. 1:47over."
  51. 1:48The vineyard barely covers the property
  52. 1:50taxes. We're what people call land rich
  53. 1:53and cash poor. We drive a 12-year-old
  54. 1:55station wagon, and nobody in town
  55. 1:58connects the retired carpenter with the
  56. 2:00old Hoffmeister estate because Dr.
  57. 2:02Wagner handles every letter on my
  58. 2:04behalf.
  59. 2:05I prefer it that way.
  60. 2:07For 4 years, a company called Sieblick
  61. 2:09Development had been sending offers
  62. 2:11through our lawyer for access to the
  63. 2:13upper vineyard road.
  64. 2:14They wanted to build 220 vacation
  65. 2:16apartments up there, but the town
  66. 2:18wouldn't approve anything without that
  67. 2:20access road.
  68. 2:21Mine was the only one.
  69. 2:23Their latest offer was high enough to
  70. 2:25take my breath away.
  71. 2:26Renate wanted to see South Tyrol again
  72. 2:29while her knees could still manage it.
  73. 2:31The decision had to be made by 10:00
  74. 2:33Monday morning.
  75. 2:34Lena met Jonas Brandt a year ago at a
  76. 2:36hospital charity event. He was 30, sales
  77. 2:39director at his father's company,
  78. 2:41charming and attentive,
  79. 2:43at least when his mother wasn't in the
  80. 2:44room.
  81. 2:45The first time he visited us, he studied
  82. 2:48a dovetail joint in my workshop like it
  83. 2:50actually meant something to him.
  84. 2:52I'll admit I didn't pay close enough
  85. 2:54attention to how often he glanced at his
  86. 2:56mother before answering a question.
  87. 2:58That was my mistake.
  88. 3:00When they got engaged, Sibylla Brandt
  89. 3:02insisted on hosting an engagement dinner
  90. 3:04at the golf club.
  91. 3:06"Our treat," she told Lena on the phone.
  92. 3:08So, Renate and I put on our best clothes
  93. 3:10and drove our old station wagon to the
  94. 3:12club where the valet looked at our car a
  95. 3:14moment longer than good manners allowed.
  96. 3:17We arrived early, a carpenter's habit.
  97. 3:20The waiter, Thomas, led us to a
  98. 3:21beautifully set table.
  99. 3:23Our seats were in the middle, right
  100. 3:25beside Jonas's parents.
  101. 3:27We were admiring the fireplace when the
  102. 3:28Brandts arrived along with Dr.
  103. 3:30Lindemann, the director of the local
  104. 3:32savings bank, and his wife.
  105. 3:34Sibylla glanced at our seats, then at
  106. 3:36us, and said the sentence this whole
  107. 3:38story begins with.
  108. 3:40"Mother, that's my father," Lena said
  109. 3:42sharply. "It's just a seating chart,
  110. 3:44sweetheart, not a verdict."
  111. 3:47Lena looked at Jonas.
  112. 3:48He turned his phone over in his hand and
  113. 3:50said nothing.
  114. 3:51Under the table, cold. found mine.
  115. 3:54something my father used to say, "A
  116. 3:56hammer is the loudest tool in the
  117. 3:57workshop and the most useless one." So,
  118. 4:00I sat quietly by the kitchen door and
  119. 4:02said,
  120. 4:05"Sit down, Lena.
  121. 4:07Eat something."
  122. 4:08What none of us knew yet was that the
  123. 4:10seat by the kitchen would turn out to be
  124. 4:12the most revealing spot in the entire
  125. 4:13room.
  126. 4:14Because shortly after the appetizers,
  127. 4:16Gerhard Brandt raised his glass and
  128. 4:19began talking about a project that was
  129. 4:21about to change his entire fortune.
  130. 4:23A project that needed only one more
  131. 4:25signature. A signature, he said, from
  132. 4:28someone he called a stubborn old farmer
  133. 4:30by the lake.
  134. 4:32He had no idea how close that farmer was
  135. 4:34sitting to him.
  136. 4:35I pulled out my phone under the table
  137. 4:37and typed four words to Dr. Wagner. "Who
  138. 4:40is behind Seeblick?"
  139. 4:41The reply came within a minute. "Gerhard
  140. 4:44Brandt. Filing went through Thursday.
  141. 4:46Tried to reach you. Closing still
  142. 4:48Monday, 10:00 a.m."
  143. 4:50Four years of letters with a faceless
  144. 4:52company and the face behind it had been
  145. 4:54sitting at the far end of this table the
  146. 4:56whole evening eating my salmon.
  147. 4:58Gerhard leaned back, pleased with
  148. 5:00himself.
  149. 5:01"Klaus, you're from around here. You
  150. 5:03must know the old Hoffmeister vineyard.
  151. 5:06Maybe you could put in a good word with
  152. 5:07the owner. It would be worth something
  153. 5:09to your family."
  154. 5:10"A finder's fee," Sybille added. "For
  155. 5:13people in your situation, it could
  156. 5:14change everything."
  157. 5:16I set down my spoon, folded my napkin,
  158. 5:18and said quietly,
  159. 5:20"The stubborn old farmer you've been
  160. 5:21chasing for 4 years is eating your
  161. 5:23dessert at the end of your own table.
  162. 5:25And at 10:00 Monday morning, the answer
  163. 5:27is no."
  164. 5:29Silence.
  165. 5:30Sybille's fork clattered against her
  166. 5:32plate. Gerhard laughed once as if it
  167. 5:34were a joke, then looked at my face and
  168. 5:37understood it wasn't.
  169. 5:38"Dad," Lena whispered.
  170. 5:40"Grandma's vineyard?"
  171. 5:42"I'll explain everything, sweetheart.
  172. 5:44Not here."
  173. 5:46Jonas's phone slipped off his knee. He
  174. 5:48didn't pick it up. I stood, thanked the
  175. 5:51Lindemanns for their company, slipped
  176. 5:53Thomas the waiter a generous tip, and
  177. 5:55walked out.
  178. 5:56Under the cold November sky, Lena waited
  179. 5:59by our car, arms crossed.
  180. 6:01Why did you never tell me what the
  181. 6:02vineyard was worth?
  182. 6:04Because I wanted every man who looked at
  183. 6:06you to be looking at you, not at the
  184. 6:08hill behind you.
  185. 6:10Her phone lit up.
  186. 6:11Jonas. She put it on speaker.
  187. 6:14Lena, I'm so sorry. I had no idea Mom
  188. 6:17would go that far.
  189. 6:18Can your dad just sign on Monday so
  190. 6:20everyone can calm down?
  191. 6:22Lena stared out the window for a long
  192. 6:24moment.
  193. 6:25Did you ask me even once tonight if I
  194. 6:27was okay?
  195. 6:28The silence on the line was answer
  196. 6:30enough.
  197. 6:31Before I go on, if you're enjoying this
  198. 6:33story, let me know in the comments which
  199. 6:35city you're watching from. I really do
  200. 6:37read every comment.
  201. 6:39Now, let's finish the story. On Monday,
  202. 6:41I sat across from Dr. Wagner when
  203. 6:43Gerhard walked in with two lawyers and
  204. 6:45an exhausted-looking Jonas trailing
  205. 6:47behind.
  206. 6:48I spoke for maybe 5 minutes, and every
  207. 6:50word was about the land itself.
  208. 6:52The contract would have allowed Sieblick
  209. 6:54to reroute the access road at their
  210. 6:56discretion, destroying the lower rows of
  211. 6:58vines.
  212. 6:59220 apartments would have sent their
  213. 7:01runoff straight into the spring that fed
  214. 7:04the entire vineyard.
  215. 7:06"Name a price, Klaus," Gerhard said.
  216. 7:08"This was never about money.
  217. 7:10You decided what my family was worth by
  218. 7:12looking at my jacket. I won't sell this
  219. 7:14road to a man who prices people before
  220. 7:16he's even met them."
  221. 7:18The bank gave him until spring. The town
  222. 7:21demanded an alternate access route.
  223. 7:23Gerhard spent the following weeks in
  224. 7:25meetings and in a foul mood. 2 weeks
  225. 7:27later, in the middle of the night, he
  226. 7:29woke with crushing chest pain.
  227. 7:31Sybilla rushed him to the hospital. Of
  228. 7:33all the nurses on duty that night, it
  229. 7:35was Lena who came to his bedside. She
  230. 7:37told me later she didn't say a single
  231. 7:39word about that dinner.
  232. 7:41She checked his
  233. 7:42kept her voice calm, held the basin
  234. 7:44steady when he felt sick.
  235. 7:46Sibylla stood by the curtain without her
  236. 7:48pearls, without her makeup, watching the
  237. 7:51woman she had once told to step back
  238. 7:53from nursing quietly ease her husband
  239. 7:55through the worst night of his life.
  240. 7:57At 5:00 in the morning in the break
  241. 7:59room, Sibylla said quietly, "I told you
  242. 8:01women like you don't belong in an
  243. 8:02emergency room. Tonight I watched you do
  244. 8:05something none of the rest of us could.
  245. 8:07I'm ashamed of myself."
  246. 8:09Lena didn't answer right away. She
  247. 8:11simply poured her a cup of coffee. That
  248. 8:13was enough for one night.
  249. 8:15A week later, Sibylla showed up at our
  250. 8:16door with a store-bought cake and
  251. 8:18admitted it was store-bought before I
  252. 8:20could even ask. I liked her a little
  253. 8:22more for that.
  254. 8:23"I judged you by a jacket and an old
  255. 8:25car, Klaus. I can't undo that. But I'd
  256. 8:28like to try not to do it again."
  257. 8:30I didn't forgive her on the spot, and
  258. 8:32she didn't expect me to.
  259. 8:34But Renate let her in, and the cake got
  260. 8:36eaten.
  261. 8:37Jonas didn't call me for 3 weeks.
  262. 8:39Then one Sunday he stood at the end of
  263. 8:41our driveway, hands in his pockets,
  264. 8:43studying my workshop like a door he
  265. 8:45wasn't sure he had the right to knock
  266. 8:47on.
  267. 8:48I waved him inside.
  268. 8:49Today, 2 years later, Jonas runs his own
  269. 8:52small construction firm without his
  270. 8:54father, but with a clearer head and a
  271. 8:56seat at our table that no one has to
  272. 8:58assign him anymore.
  273. 8:59The vineyard still belongs to us. The
  274. 9:01same family still harvest the grapes
  275. 9:03every autumn, just as they did in my
  276. 9:05grandfather's time. And when people ask
  277. 9:08me how I managed to stay so calm while
  278. 9:10being seated next to the kitchen that
  279. 9:12night, I always tell them the same
  280. 9:14thing. Sometimes you don't need to raise
  281. 9:16your voice. You just need to wait until
  282. 9:18the truth sets the table itself.
  283. 9:20If you enjoyed this story, please like
  284. 9:22the video, subscribe to the channel, and
  285. 9:24tell me in the comments what you would
  286. 9:26have done in Klaus's place. See you in
  287. 9:28the next story.

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