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1. 0:00Today I'm opening the doors to my first
2. 0:02completely free store, and I've named
3. 0:04it Super Greenie. Don't worry, the
4. 0:15dinosaur wasn't real, but what is real
5. 0:17is that this store is absolutely free,
6. 0:19as long as you complete the challenge
7. 0:22you set yourself. For example, this one
8. 0:25. You'll have one minute to dress the
9. 0:27mannequins behind you. Whoever dresses
10. 0:31their mannequin the best wins the whole
11. 0:33outfit. Your minute to dress your
12. 0:35mannequin starts now. I recommend you
13. 0:38hurry because honestly, well, sometimes
14. 0:40you waste a lot of time, well, as calm
15. 0:43as I'm watching you. So it's very
16. 0:45difficult to dress a mannequin. I don't
17. 0:47know if you've ever done it, but that
18. 0:48minute is almost up if you don't do it
19. 0:50quickly. Okay. He went to dress the
20. 0:53mannequin and dressed it very nicely. I
21. 0:57think I forgot to tell you that at the
22. 0:58end you have to leave with your clothes
23. 1:00on, but oh well, those are just details
24. 1:01.
25. 1:02Uh, everything, well, I don't know,
26. 1:04whatever you want to take, beautiful,
27. 1:05because whatever the mannequin brings
28. 1:07is what you're going to take. In the
29. 1:09end, the audience behind us is going to
30. 1:11choose who made the best outfit. 10
31. 1:13seconds to go. Nine. Eight. Seven. This
32. 1:18one. Six. Five. Four. Three. Two.
33. 1:24One.
34. 1:27But.
35. 1:28Okay. The audience behind us is going
36. 1:29to help me choose who dressed it best.
37. 1:31Ready? Applause for the mannequin on
38. 1:34the right. They
39. 1:37hate you.
40. 1:38Applause for the mannequin on the left.
41. 1:44Now, you have to wear what you put on
42. 1:46the Myifi.
43. 1:47Okay. I don't
44. 1:48doubt it. I mean, I just made up that
45. 1:51rule right now. No, that's how it goes.
46. 1:53It's so that your boobs can be seen.
47. 1:57The confidence with which you carry it,
48. 1:59I mean, I see you even happier than
49. 2:01when you arrived. Go ahead, take your
50. 2:03things. Bye. He won't let go of the bag
51. 2:06. We want to take this opportunity to
52. 2:09thank our sponsors, Milloner, the best
53. 2:11store, with the best fashion. They also
54. 2:14have online sales. Here we'll leave
55. 2:16their website so you can see the
56. 2:18clothing styles they have. They ship
57. 2:20worldwide. So I really recommend that
58. 2:23you go to the online store. But if you
59. 2:26also want to go to the branches in
60. 2:27Guadalajara, of course, here you have
61. 2:29them too. Now, let's continue with the
62. 2:30video. The challenge you're going to
63. 2:33have is that you're literally going to
64. 2:35be able to grab everything you want in
65. 2:3615 seconds, but blindfolded. So, I hope
66. 2:39you've given everything you saw a good
67. 2:41look, because you won't even know what
68. 2:43you grabbed.
69. 2:44How many eyes do I have? Eyes. Eyes.
70. 2:50Let's give each one about five turns.
71. 2:54One, two, three. And your time begins.
72. 3:05Now, mothers. Oh, wait, that's not for
73. 3:12sale. I'll put it on for you.
74. 3:1530 seconds.
75. 3:16Oh, man. I don't know what.
76. 3:1920 seconds. Oh, they're fighting.
77. 3:22They're fighting and they don't even
78. 3:23know what it is. 15 seconds. Nine,
79. 3:25eight. Seven. Six, five, four, three,
80. 3:32two, one. Time. Well, let's see what
81. 3:36they grabbed. Pass them the counter,
82. 3:38please. A beautiful set of sparkles. A
83. 3:42coat rack. Oh, no. I think I'm going to
84. 3:45hire someone else because this whole
85. 3:46cashing and packing thing is taking a
86. 3:48long time. Another skirt set with this
87. 3:50and the Free Fire one. Thanks for your
88. 3:53purchase. Come back soon, recommend us.
89. 3:56You're literally going to be able to
90. 3:57take everything completely free, but
91. 3:59you have to complete a challenge. Are
92. 4:00you ready to find out what your
93. 4:01challenge is?
94. 4:02Yes. You're going to
95. 4:03have 3 seconds to literally grab
96. 4:04everything you want, but in the end
97. 4:06we're going to do a coin toss and if
98. 4:07the one you chose doesn't come up, you
99. 4:09don't get anything. It's too small. I
100. 4:13think I'm going to give it 5 seconds
101. 4:14because 3 seconds won't be enough for
102. 4:16your time. Start now. Run, run, run,
103. 4:19run, run. Oh, honey, I told you I'd
104. 4:23give it to you.
105. 4:25It takes so long. She's almost out of
106. 4:27time.
107. 4:28Yeah, but she grabbed it. She grabbed
108. 4:29it.
109. 4:29She managed to grab a backpack. Very
110. 4:31good.
111. 4:32Oh, some boxes. Very good. Please go to
112. 4:35the counter so we can charge her. She
113. 4:37grabbed a backpack and four eyelashes.
114. 4:40Now we're going to toss the coin. Do
115. 4:42you know how to play this?
116. 4:43Heads up.
117. 4:44If it comes up heads, you take it. If
118. 4:46it doesn't come up heads, you lose
119. 4:48everything. What came up heads? Thank
120. 4:55you very much, miss. Thank you very
121. 4:57much for coming to Celegrini's store to
122. 5:00get your groceries. Are you happy?
123. 5:02Well, thank you very much. We'll see
124. 5:03you very soon.
125. 5:04Oh,
126. 5:04your challenge is that you'll have 5
127. 5:06seconds to grab everything you want
128. 5:08from the store, completely free. The
129. 5:10only condition is that during those 5
130. 5:12seconds you can't say the word yes or
131. 5:14no. If you say the word yes or no, you
132. 5:16take nothing. And your time starts now.
133. 5:19Hey, Mateo, did you take a shower?
134. 5:22Mateo, but if you have to talk. Oh, you
135. 5:26ran out of time. He
136. 5:29broke more things than he could grab.
137. 5:32Oh, there's no room. Good luck.
138. 5:35Thanks
139. 5:36to you. The challenge you got is that
140. 5:38you're going to be able to grab
141. 5:40absolutely everything you can grab in
142. 5:4110 seconds, but you can only use two
143. 5:43fingers. Okay,
144. 5:46are you ready?
145. 5:46Oh, yes.
146. 5:47Your 10 seconds start now. Go ahead.
147. 5:51It's 10 seconds and it's already three,
148. 5:56four, five, six, seven, nine. Oh,
149. 6:0210.
150. 6:02Oh, I couldn't do it anymore.
151. 6:03Okay. Go to the checkout to see what
152. 6:05you grabbed. He grabbed a cholo life
153. 6:08shirt. Isn't that right? Very cool.
154. 6:10No, he's never
155. 6:10going to want a bag with his purchase.
156. 6:12No, that's fine. That's fine.
157. 6:13Very good. Thank you for shopping at
158. 6:15the Supergen store. You're going to
159. 6:17have 10 seconds to grab literally
160. 6:19everything you want, but you're only
161. 6:21going to be able to use two fingers on
162. 6:23your hands. If you drop something, you
163. 6:25lose. Your time starts now. It's been 2
164. 6:28minutes since you were walking. One, 5
165. 6:32seconds. 0 seconds. Very good. Are you
166. 6:37satisfied with your purchase?
167. 6:39What did you think of the service from
168. 6:40the salespeople? Incredible.
169. 6:42Yes. How great. She chose this little
170. 6:45bag, a wrinkled dress, a playerukis,
171. 6:47another playherukis. Thank you for
172. 6:50coming to the store. The dynamic that
173. 6:53you have is that you will have 15
174. 6:55seconds to grab literally anything you
175. 6:57want, but as long as it has the initial
176. 6:59of your name. And your time starts now.
177. 7:031, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12,
178. 7:1113, 14 and 15. What's your name, my
179. 7:18friend?
180. 7:20I grabbed my little ring.
181. 7:21No. What's your name?
182. 7:23Fabricio. Well, it
183. 7:24was difficult because of your name.
184. 7:26What's your name?
185. 7:27With a Z. Very good. Soe shoes. What's
186. 7:30your name?
187. 7:31Citleal. Citlali with a C.
188. 7:33Okay. Let's see, what did you grab?
189. 7:34Well, some shirts.
190. 7:37Well, Zoe and Citlali are taking
191. 7:38everything they could grab, but since
192. 7:40Fabricio showed that he already follows
193. 7:42me on social media so he can
194. 7:43participate in the activity, you'll be
195. 7:45able to grab an item of clothing from
196. 7:46the activity pack, whichever one you
197. 7:48want. Oh, you're looking bad, bro. The
198. 7:53activity with you is going to be the
199. 7:55following. I'm going to give each of
200. 7:57you a spinner and you'll only have 10
201. 7:59seconds to grab everything, but in
202. 8:00whatever color you got.
203. 8:02Dingiringiringiringiringi. Gray. Gray.
204. 8:06Dingiringiringiringi. Yellow. And spin.
205. 8:12Dingiringiringiringiringiringi. Salmon
206. 8:16color. And your time starts now.
207. 8:21Remember that you have very little time
208. 8:23and it might be very difficult to
209. 8:24identify all the things. One is gray,
210. 8:27one is salmon color, one is yellow.
211. 8:30Five, four, three, two, 1. You can't
212. 8:33grab anymore. That's not gray. This is
213. 8:36worth it or not, like salmon.
214. 8:38Some salmon-colored shoes. Thank you
215. 8:41for your purchase. If it has yellow.
216. 8:44Grab this one. If there were yellow
217. 8:47men's things and there were yellow
218. 8:49sneakers. We don't have fitting rooms.
219. 8:51This is gray. Gray gray.
220. 8:54Thank you for your purchase. Good luck.
221. 8:58You will have 10 seconds to grab
222. 9:00whatever you want from the bale using
223. 9:02only one hand. Your time starts now.
224. 9:08One, two, three, four, five, eight,
225. 9:13nine, 10.
226. 9:16Ugh. Ugh. What happened? They didn't
227. 9:21let me grab it. I was wearing sports
228. 9:22shoes. I thought the one from Tijuana.
229. 9:23Your consolation prize, because
230. 9:25everyone who is participating in this
231. 9:27activity follows me on social media. I
232. 9:29think the girl has the smallest hand
233. 9:31and the one who takes up the most
234. 9:33things. Let's see, do it like this. Oh,
235. 9:36she dropped it.
236. 9:37These three super incredible people
237. 9:38follow me on all my social media. So,
238. 9:41the dynamic for them is that they're
239. 9:42literally going to have 15 seconds to
240. 9:44put everything that fits in the
241. 9:45backpacks that I gave them. And their
242. 9:49time starts now, literally 15 seconds
243. 9:51to fit everything in their backpacks. 3
244. 9:54C 8 13 14 times. Well, have a great
245. 10:02time there in your little house. See
246. 10:04what you grabbed. Thank you guys. Your
247. 10:06case is special. In this round, you're
248. 10:09literally going to have one minute and
249. 10:10you're going to take everything you can
250. 10:12put on. And your time is running out.
251. 10:16Literally, whatever you're wearing, you
252. 10:17take it. If you're not wearing it, you
253. 10:19don't take it. Some shoes. Change your
254. 10:21shoes. A backpack. Okay. They have 15
255. 10:2510 seconds left. They lack creativity
256. 10:28because their time is up. Everyone to
257. 10:30the center. Model it for me like this.
258. 10:33Going first. Pose, pose, pose. They
259. 10:36have one minute to put on everything
260. 10:38they can and take it. Ready?
261. 10:40Their time has already started.
262. 10:43Nobody is paying attention to this
263. 10:45person who has several things. You can
264. 10:48also undress her too. There's a box
265. 10:50with stuff over there. They took her,
266. 10:54model it, I'll show. Clothes. That's it
267. 10:59. The only rule is that you have to
268. 11:02wear the stuff and she put it inside
269. 11:03her pants. They don't see any flaws in
270. 11:06her logic. So thank you very much for
271. 11:07shopping at the store. Please, show her
272. 11:09modeling towards the exit. Model it for
273. 11:12me like this, giving the first pose.
274. 11:15Aas. She even has a wig. Even a wig. I
275. 11:20loved it. I hope you really enjoyed
276. 11:22this video. The truth is that the store
277. 11:25was a complete success, but we had to
278. 11:27close it because we're in a plaza and
279. 11:30we're basically going to close and we
280. 11:32still have a lot of inventory, so we
281. 11:34invited everyone to come by and
282. 11:36literally grab whatever they wanted. So
283. 11:39, go ahead guys, grab it, there's still
284. 11:42a lot of stuff. I knew this store was
285. 11:44going to be a complete success.