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Powerscaling Party: Super Mario — Transcript

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  1. 0:05ladies and gentlemen cats and dogs
  2. 0:07welcome to the first episode of my brand
  3. 0:09new series Power scaling party the
  4. 0:11series where I take a look at a few
  5. 0:13characters from different forms of media
  6. 0:14and see how powerful they are I'll be
  7. 0:17honest power scaling content on YouTube
  8. 0:19is one of my favorite things to watch
  9. 0:22stuff like death battle is obvious if
  10. 0:23you know me but other creators like the
  11. 0:25drunk giraffes drunk power scaning
  12. 0:27series are great too so much so to the
  13. 0:30point where I'm throwing my bandana into
  14. 0:31the ring and making my own power scaling
  15. 0:33series and for the very first episode
  16. 0:35I'm going to be tackling Mr video game
  17. 0:37himself Super Mario I'll be honest the
  18. 0:41whole reason I created this series was
  19. 0:43because I don't like how so many people
  20. 0:45low ball Mario whether it be angry Sonic
  21. 0:47fans in death battles comment section or
  22. 0:49the general public assuming he's a
  23. 0:51regular human with regular human
  24. 0:52limitations or Game Theory Mario and his
  25. 0:55series for that matter really have drawn
  26. 0:58the short STW when it comes to power ing
  27. 1:00so for this video I'm going to be doing
  28. 1:02my best to annihilate these
  29. 1:03misconceptions and show you just how
  30. 1:05powerful Mario is but before we do that
  31. 1:09I must clarify some things number one I
  32. 1:12will be tackling the characters in
  33. 1:14different categories those categories
  34. 1:16being strength how much you can lift and
  35. 1:18how hard you can punch speed how fast
  36. 1:20you can move react attack perceive Etc
  37. 1:23durability how much force you can take
  38. 1:24before giving in hacks what powers and
  39. 1:26abilities you have either naturally or
  40. 1:28via standard equipment and and scaling
  41. 1:30how well you can stack up to other
  42. 1:32characters in your verse number two I am
  43. 1:35not the most experienced power scaler so
  44. 1:37if I get anything wrong please let me
  45. 1:39know in the comments feel free to
  46. 1:40correct me
  47. 1:42anytime but um I should also clarify
  48. 1:45that don't be a dick about
  49. 1:49it
  50. 1:51because that's not very
  51. 1:54nice number three Mario's world
  52. 1:58is strange
  53. 2:00you see the Mario series for the most
  54. 2:02part operates almost entirely on cartoon
  55. 2:05logic meaning that these characters are
  56. 2:07able to do practically anything they
  57. 2:09want I'll go more in depth when we get
  58. 2:11to hacks but just know that when what
  59. 2:14you're about to see most likely breaks
  60. 2:17the laws of reality plus unlike most
  61. 2:19series Mario doesn't have a proper
  62. 2:21distinction between what is and isn't
  63. 2:23canon in the games I mean there are
  64. 2:25separate forms of media like the movie
  65. 2:28the cartoons the manga Etc all of which
  66. 2:31I will be excluding but outside the most
  67. 2:34recent Paper Mario games I.E sticker
  68. 2:36star Color Splash and origami King oh
  69. 2:39and kind of paper
  70. 2:42jam uh you'll you'll see why it's safer
  71. 2:45to assume that there is no real Canon as
  72. 2:48opposed to trying to figure out what is
  73. 2:50and isn't Canon so yes I will be going
  74. 2:52over stuff like the first three Paper
  75. 2:54Mario games Mario Party the Mario Sports
  76. 2:57titles and Mario and Luigi paper J Jam
  77. 3:00again paper jam is a weird game so it's
  78. 3:04just like it is
  79. 3:07Canon but like Paper Mario is a separate
  80. 3:10is a separate Mario but there's it it
  81. 3:13it's weird so I will just be including
  82. 3:15everything except those last three Paper
  83. 3:18Mario games and finally number th number
  84. 3:22th number
  85. 3:24four the thumbnail is just clickbait
  86. 3:26please do not take it seriously Dragon
  87. 3:28Ball fans I'm looking at you stop typing
  88. 3:30in the comments that Goku solos Mario
  89. 3:32and his entire verse okay just stop it
  90. 3:37no that's
  91. 3:41naughty go back to the
  92. 3:43corner okay with all that out of the way
  93. 3:45let's begin starting with our very first
  94. 3:48category
  95. 3:50strength Mario is a surprisingly strong
  96. 3:53guy not only is he able to toss Bowser
  97. 3:56around like he's a freaking sack of
  98. 3:57potatoes but he's also able to lift up F
  99. 4:01Luigi the series is weird man he can
  100. 4:04pick up entire castles and punt them
  101. 4:06away like soccer balls freaking pull
  102. 4:09around golden chain Chomps and he even
  103. 4:12tossed metal Bowser into space he
  104. 4:15literally just threw Bowser so hard that
  105. 4:17he went into space and upon his return
  106. 4:20his metal armor shattered like
  107. 4:23glass okay I was trying to start off
  108. 4:25small and then work my way up to his
  109. 4:27more ridiculous and insane stuff but
  110. 4:28that's just crazy
  111. 4:30and that sums out that that sums up his
  112. 4:32world as a whole now I think about
  113. 4:34it moving on he was also responsible for
  114. 4:37giving a third of the required energy to
  115. 4:39dispel an entire thunderstorm and he was
  116. 4:41capable of doing this in about 1 second
  117. 4:44not only that but in the Mario Party
  118. 4:45minigame black hole Boogie he was able
  119. 4:47to outswim a black hole he out swam a
  120. 4:51black hole keep in mind a black hole's
  121. 4:54gravitational pull is so strong that
  122. 4:56nothing not even light itself the
  123. 4:58fastest thing in the known universe
  124. 5:00is able to escape it for Mario to do
  125. 5:03this it would mean that he is strong
  126. 5:05enough to pull himself out of the
  127. 5:06gravitational pole of a black
  128. 5:11hole again Mario is just
  129. 5:14ridiculous but Mario's already insane
  130. 5:16strength gets even crazier when you
  131. 5:18factor in all the foes that he has
  132. 5:20beaten over the years beings like Bowser
  133. 5:22who can tank his Galaxy reactor
  134. 5:24collapsing around him while he was
  135. 5:26beaten by Mario and this is a device
  136. 5:29capable of threatening the entire
  137. 5:32universe or like klex who is and I quote
  138. 5:36the monster of time and space who can
  139. 5:38consume it yeah and it gets even crazier
  140. 5:42from there when you factor in foes like
  141. 5:43dreamy Bowser who is powered by the
  142. 5:45dreamstone a stone containing what else
  143. 5:48other people's dreams and dreams in the
  144. 5:50Mario World have been stated to be as
  145. 5:52big as entire
  146. 5:54universes as per Mario Party five thanks
  147. 5:57to the dream Depot being able to turn
  148. 5:59dreams into univers unus not only that
  149. 6:01but dreambert refers to dreams as dream
  150. 6:03worlds in dream team and they are shown
  151. 6:06to be able to house entire
  152. 6:07constellations countless stars and even
  153. 6:09space itself now we don't know exactly
  154. 6:13how many dreams are in the dreamstone
  155. 6:16versus Battle Wei says it's about
  156. 6:17100,000 while this blog I found states
  157. 6:20that it's about 7 quintilian
  158. 6:22670 quadrillion and 20 250 trillion
  159. 6:27dreams the reason I bring this up these
  160. 6:30two up specifically is that they are the
  161. 6:32only sources that I can find from my
  162. 6:35knowledge so I'm going to compromise and
  163. 6:37use the average for both in my video
  164. 6:41that average
  165. 6:43being that is a big number I forgot to
  166. 6:45[ __ ] name
  167. 6:48um it's like it's it's like over four
  168. 6:51it's almost four quintilian dreams or
  169. 6:55Universe siiz dreams meaning that Mario
  170. 6:57being able to harm and defeat dreams
  171. 6:59Bowser of being amped Up by almost four
  172. 7:01quintilian universes should sit
  173. 7:04comfortably at around multiversal level
  174. 7:07but as we'll soon see this is only the
  175. 7:09tip of the iceberg anyway with all that
  176. 7:11out of the way we move on to pun
  177. 7:14intended or unintended but kind of
  178. 7:17intended we move on
  179. 7:19to
  180. 7:20speed like his strength Mario's speed is
  181. 7:24also super surprising he's been able to
  182. 7:26Pilot the star diver moving at Mock
  183. 7:28speeds jumped faster than lack of
  184. 7:30Thunder's lightning and has even dodged
  185. 7:32lightning in hotel Mario yes I'm
  186. 7:35bringing up Hotel Mario why because it's
  187. 7:38funny plus even if you wanted to exclude
  188. 7:41that Mario still has greater speed Feats
  189. 7:44so it doesn't really even change
  190. 7:46anything speaking of he can dodge lasers
  191. 7:48from fful and the shrubs but this is all
  192. 7:52small potato Kings when we get into his
  193. 7:54higher stuff the dude is capable of
  194. 7:57reacting while being launched by a LA
  195. 7:59Star which was caled at Mario being able
  196. 8:02to react at 820 trillion 511 billion 887
  197. 8:07million and 306 times faster than light
  198. 8:10oh but we're not done because he's also
  199. 8:13been able to dodge attacks from a grand
  200. 8:15star powered Bowser the same GSP Bowser
  201. 8:18hey that's a smash ultimate thing who
  202. 8:20could tag Starship Mario with his
  203. 8:22meteors of a feed caled at 27
  204. 8:26quadrillion 613 trillion 3 1880 billion
  205. 8:30812 mil 500
  206. 8:34and
  207. 8:3651,3 times faster than light so that is
  208. 8:40two mftl plus speed feeds for you but
  209. 8:43I'm still not done because Mario is also
  210. 8:46able to keep up with the zeper a giant
  211. 8:49fat bird capable of Crossing entire
  212. 8:52Dimensions by opening dimensional Rifts
  213. 8:54not to mention he can also Dodge attacks
  214. 8:56from clex who as I said earlier is the
  215. 8:58monster of time and space but if that
  216. 9:01isn't enough for a measurable speeds
  217. 9:03then just wait till we get to the
  218. 9:04scaling category cuz it's going to get
  219. 9:07wild speaking of our next category
  220. 9:12durability Mario is ridiculously tough
  221. 9:15he's been crushed under wamps and swamps
  222. 9:18and walked away without any scratches
  223. 9:20probably because he was flating like a
  224. 9:21pancake but he still lived not only that
  225. 9:24but he's also been able to tank massive
  226. 9:26explosions like the time he survived
  227. 9:28this costle exploding or this gigantic
  228. 9:31explosion in a tennis court pretty
  229. 9:34standard stuff so far but this seems a
  230. 9:36bit too tame when we're talking about a
  231. 9:39guy who can literally withstand the
  232. 9:40gravitational force of a black hole so
  233. 9:43what else is there well Mario is also
  234. 9:46powerful is also Tough Enough To tank an
  235. 9:48explosion powerful enough to send him to
  236. 9:50the moon what is it with this guy in
  237. 9:52explosions like a vast majority of his
  238. 9:55durability feeds from what I've seen are
  239. 9:57from him tanking Bloss that wreck
  240. 9:58buildings tennis courts and Bloss
  241. 10:00powerful enough to stand him to the Moon
  242. 10:03you know what else is a durability feat
  243. 10:05and not explosion related him surviving
  244. 10:08a blast From the Star Rod wait I said
  245. 10:10blast
  246. 10:13[ __ ] yeah no so he survived the the Star
  247. 10:16Rod smacking him in the face with a big
  248. 10:19white explosion beam while Bowser had it
  249. 10:22in his in his possession oh yeah Andy
  250. 10:24was beaten while this happened so
  251. 10:26imagine how tough he is at his best oh
  252. 10:29wait you don't have to thanks to his
  253. 10:31battles with multiversal level opponents
  254. 10:33like HX and dreamy Bowser this should
  255. 10:36put his durability at multiversal level
  256. 10:39as again dreamy Bowser is amped Up by
  257. 10:41like four quintilian
  258. 10:44universes
  259. 10:45so yeah Mario is not only super strong
  260. 10:48and super fast but also super tough
  261. 10:51Invincible even which segs very nicely
  262. 10:56to hacks
  263. 11:00so if you thought Mario's physical
  264. 11:02capabilities were impressive boy you
  265. 11:04ain't seen nothing yet because Mario's
  266. 11:06hacks are just as insane to match now of
  267. 11:08course he's got his typical set of
  268. 11:10abilities that come with all the
  269. 11:11powerups that he's used over the years
  270. 11:13stuff like pyrokinesis cryokinesis
  271. 11:15flight invincibility shape shifting
  272. 11:18duplication wo climbing size changing
  273. 11:21Earth manipulation Cloud manipulation
  274. 11:23transmutation invisibility and
  275. 11:26intangibility but this is all just from
  276. 11:28his power what about Mario himself well
  277. 11:32remember when I said that Mario and His
  278. 11:34World operate on cartoon logic well it's
  279. 11:36because he has some limited form of Tune
  280. 11:39Force not only is he able to be squished
  281. 11:41with little to no repercussions but he
  282. 11:43and other characters like Luigi can
  283. 11:46also defy the laws of
  284. 11:49gravity not only that but he's also able
  285. 11:52to pull basically anything out of
  286. 11:54nowhere and use it like the time he
  287. 11:56erased an entire Castle from existence
  288. 11:59with a
  289. 12:00mop he's also able to address the
  290. 12:04audience giving him some form of fourth
  291. 12:05wall
  292. 12:06awareness not only that but he can
  293. 12:09basically survive in any environment
  294. 12:11whether it be a desolate Wasteland with
  295. 12:13nothing but lava or the vacuum of space
  296. 12:17that's right bro can breathe in space he
  297. 12:20can slow his own perception of time
  298. 12:22reflect attacks back with at his
  299. 12:24opponents with his Ultra hammer or stun
  300. 12:27enemies with his spin jump not only that
  301. 12:30but he can also interact with ghosts and
  302. 12:32even become a ghost himself he is a
  303. 12:36masterer of different types of weapons
  304. 12:38whether it be hammers swords guns
  305. 12:40blasters Koopa shells Etc he can summon
  306. 12:44them to his side instantly or even
  307. 12:46create weapons out of energy he is a
  308. 12:49masterer at all vehicles and he can time
  309. 12:52travel what the hell you can just time
  310. 12:56travel
  311. 12:57now oh my God see what I mean he's
  312. 13:00freaking basically just a living cartoon
  313. 13:03or a
  314. 13:05cartoon but that's not all we haven't
  315. 13:07even touched upon his tools and items
  316. 13:10yet like his battle cards which he can
  317. 13:12use to heal himself nullify damage
  318. 13:15purify
  319. 13:16himself of any and all status effects
  320. 13:19and even resurrect allies he can rewind
  321. 13:23time with earlier times or the retry
  322. 13:25clock stop it with his stopwatch put fo
  323. 13:28to sleep with the the Sleepy bomb or
  324. 13:30scare them with the Fright bomb amplify
  325. 13:32his stats with the red essence or the
  326. 13:34bye-bye and Dent gloves summon the Zeke
  327. 13:36keeper himself with the Z egg mimic the
  328. 13:39powers of Luigi and Wario with their
  329. 13:41respective caps possess you with cppy
  330. 13:43Splash you with water or fly with flood
  331. 13:45warp reality with the music keys and to
  332. 13:48top this all off he can make you dance
  333. 13:50with Broadway
  334. 13:51Force he's also got these things called
  335. 13:54pure hearts which are basically eight
  336. 13:56artifacts that are the embodiment of all
  337. 13:58hope and are capable of stopping the
  338. 14:00chaos heart these Nifty little things
  339. 14:03are not only capable of negating
  340. 14:05resistances but they can also heal break
  341. 14:08powerful Shields Revitalize and open
  342. 14:10doors to other dimensions empower the
  343. 14:12wielder AKA Mario Peach Luigi and Bowser
  344. 14:16and they can also be in combined to form
  345. 14:19the Purity heart but these things are Al
  346. 14:23are also a match for the chaos heart
  347. 14:25which could consume all of existence in
  348. 14:27the Mario verse and remake it in the
  349. 14:30user's
  350. 14:31image so that's
  351. 14:33neat oh and this is just his hacks he
  352. 14:36has just as many resistances such as
  353. 14:39extreme temperatures Elemental
  354. 14:40manipulation paralysis sleep
  355. 14:42manipulation fear manipulation death
  356. 14:44manipulation sealing mind manipulation
  357. 14:47corruption petrification transmutation
  358. 14:49Statics reduction power nullification
  359. 14:51size manipulation gravity manipulation
  360. 14:54matter manipulation poison manipulation
  361. 14:56disease manipulation and time
  362. 14:57manipulation as well as as Battlefield
  363. 14:59removal and durability negation if you
  364. 15:01want to include the Giga Bell a lot of
  365. 15:04this is thanks to armor pieces like the
  366. 15:06superp suit lazy shell AOK wear and no
  367. 15:09touch socks so yeah Mario not only has a
  368. 15:12[ __ ] ton of hacks but an equally amount
  369. 15:15an equal amount of
  370. 15:18resistances oh my God this is getting
  371. 15:21this is getting insane
  372. 15:23man but now we move on to our final
  373. 15:27category scaling
  374. 15:30this is the category where I bring up
  375. 15:32all the different characters and
  376. 15:33statements Mario can scale to starting
  377. 15:35off
  378. 15:38with sorry I had to do it at least once
  379. 15:42this guy is just as tough of Mario just
  380. 15:45not only is he able to bash through
  381. 15:47solid rock and create massive shock
  382. 15:49Waves by punching the ground but he also
  383. 15:52tanked an entire Dimension collapsing
  384. 15:54around him when he beat the black Jewel
  385. 15:57there is also one thing I wanted to
  386. 15:59bring up uh String Theory soup from
  387. 16:02Mario from Wario Master of Disguise many
  388. 16:06use this as a way to scale Mario
  389. 16:08characters to 11th dimensional now you
  390. 16:10can scale these characters however you
  391. 16:12want it's your opinion versus debating
  392. 16:14is
  393. 16:15subjective I however will not because in
  394. 16:18the Japanese version of the game String
  395. 16:20Theory soup is simply referred to as big
  396. 16:22bang soup and has nothing to do with
  397. 16:24string theory so I just wanted to bring
  398. 16:26that up just in case someone brought it
  399. 16:28up in the the comments below up next we
  400. 16:32have Donkey Kong The Big Ape
  401. 16:35[Music]
  402. 16:36himself uh so yeah everyone knows this
  403. 16:39guy is capable just punching the moon
  404. 16:40out of the
  405. 16:42sky hot
  406. 16:45damn next up we have Bowser you know
  407. 16:49Mario's Nemesis whom he has beaten
  408. 16:51thousands of times before this guy is
  409. 16:54capable of
  410. 16:55tanking the his own Galaxy reactor
  411. 16:57collapsing on top of him which is
  412. 16:59capable of which was stated of being
  413. 17:02capable to destroy the entire universe
  414. 17:04not only that but he is capable of tra
  415. 17:06traversing the entirety of the dream
  416. 17:07Depot and wiping out each dream one by
  417. 17:10one which again our entire
  418. 17:13universes and he can do this casually as
  419. 17:16evidenced by how he's talking about his
  420. 17:18plan and such before destroying the
  421. 17:19dream Depot itself mrar even says at
  422. 17:23this R uh quote at this rate he'll
  423. 17:26destroy the dream worlds one by one she
  424. 17:29then goes on to say that Mario must
  425. 17:30protect everyone's
  426. 17:32dreams this means Bowser was casually
  427. 17:36moving at a rate that would allow him to
  428. 17:38destroy an uncountable set of
  429. 17:39uncountably infinite universes which
  430. 17:41we'll get to I promise you we will get
  431. 17:44to the infinite in in infinite infinite
  432. 17:48universes um that is a measurable speed
  433. 17:52plus bro has an IQ of 9,800 and as we
  434. 17:55all know knowledge is true power
  435. 17:59next up is roselina the space goddess
  436. 18:01capable of kicking soccer balls out of
  437. 18:03orbit and resetting the entire universe
  438. 18:05after Bowser mucked it all up and she
  439. 18:07can just do this casually she can
  440. 18:09casually warp and manipulate the entire
  441. 18:11universe which is pretty
  442. 18:15impressive finally we get to one of
  443. 18:18Mario's greatest foes Mario has beaten
  444. 18:21many a foe in his day but his most
  445. 18:23powerful one outside of dream Bowser is
  446. 18:25demeno who was going to destroy
  447. 18:28everything in the Mario World this
  448. 18:30includes the dream Depot the space that
  449. 18:33houses dreams the same dreams that are
  450. 18:36actually infinite in size and not only
  451. 18:38that but so is the dream Depot thanks to
  452. 18:41the infinite chincho room in Mario
  453. 18:43Odyssey see that that's what I was
  454. 18:45talking about the infinite um dreams
  455. 18:47feeds so oh and uh before you ask yes
  456. 18:51undead beings can infect dream in this
  457. 18:53universe thanks to the fact that Buu
  458. 18:56appears as a playable character in Mario
  459. 18:57Party 5 and if it wasn't obvious enough
  460. 19:00he's a
  461. 19:02ghost boom infinite Multiverse baby and
  462. 19:06demeno was going to destroy all of
  463. 19:10it if Mario hadn't stepped in of course
  464. 19:14to save the day by kicking his ass
  465. 19:17and well beating
  466. 19:20him not only that but there is also his
  467. 19:23own immeasurable speed feed where he's
  468. 19:24basically able to move the void and
  469. 19:27whatever I don't know the specific of it
  470. 19:29uh but it is there so that's another
  471. 19:32immeasurable speed feed you can scale
  472. 19:34him to if you want if you scale Mario to
  473. 19:36if you want
  474. 19:38so that right there that's some multiv
  475. 19:41that's some multiversal level plus
  476. 19:42scaling right
  477. 19:44there finally we get to the biggest
  478. 19:47thing that Mario can scale to and it
  479. 19:51comes from Plato's book The Republic
  480. 19:54what the
  481. 19:56hell yeah so turn out Greek philosophers
  482. 20:00exist in the Mario World thanks to
  483. 20:02Mario's Time Machine namely Plato and
  484. 20:05Aristotle who fun fact was the only
  485. 20:08person to object with uh Plato's theory
  486. 20:11of forms introduced in the Republic yet
  487. 20:14in Mario's world he refers to it as and
  488. 20:17I quote the
  489. 20:19truth there are also analogies that bear
  490. 20:22resemblances to those in said book and
  491. 20:25the game itself says that it explains
  492. 20:27the world the universe and all things
  493. 20:30and that it answers countless
  494. 20:33questions at the end of the day if this
  495. 20:36is actually legitimate in Mario's world
  496. 20:39it would mean that the intelligible
  497. 20:41world with all the universal Concepts
  498. 20:44exists than the ace the a
  499. 20:48spatial I I I'm going to be honest I do
  500. 20:50not even know what half of these words
  501. 20:53mean um the then the aspatial and
  502. 20:56atemporal forms exist too too this means
  503. 21:00that the void would be able to erase
  504. 21:02them all and thus demeno would be able
  505. 21:05to as well and if demeno can then so can
  506. 21:09Mario because remember he kicked Demo's
  507. 21:11ass with the power of the pure hearts
  508. 21:13which again Mario does have at his
  509. 21:17disposal this would mean that Super
  510. 21:20Mario Nintendo's portly Italian plumber
  511. 21:24from Brooklyn New
  512. 21:26York is outer vers
  513. 21:30I wish I was making this up because it
  514. 21:33is just so damn funny to think
  515. 21:36about now you can believe this all you
  516. 21:40want again first is debating is
  517. 21:43subjective I do not I will be 100%
  518. 21:47honest I do not I just included it here
  519. 21:49because I thought it would be really
  520. 21:51freaking
  521. 21:52hilarious but if you do that means AR
  522. 21:56Ario Mario is outer ver with a
  523. 21:59measurable speed but if you don't then
  524. 22:01Mario caps at multiversal level plus
  525. 22:04with immeasurable speed maybe low
  526. 22:07complex multi if you really want to
  527. 22:10stretch it but that's up to
  528. 22:13you
  529. 22:14boy but after all of that after this
  530. 22:18nearly 20 minute long video probably
  531. 22:20exceeding 20 minutes by the time I
  532. 22:22finish recording this what do you all
  533. 22:25think do you agree do you disagree leave
  534. 22:28your thoughts in the comments down below
  535. 22:31and while you're down there hit that
  536. 22:33like button and the Subscribe button and
  537. 22:35leave a comment telling me what
  538. 22:36character you'd like to see me cover
  539. 22:38next for this series with all that in
  540. 22:40mind thank you all so much for watching
  541. 22:43I'll see you all in the next video it is
  542. 22:45really hot in here and my butt is really
  543. 22:48freaking numb so I'm going to get out of
  544. 22:50this closet and start editing this
  545. 22:54video oh see you later caffeination
  546. 22:57[Music]

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