Por qué EE UU no es el mejor país del mundo — Transcript

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1. 0:00major
2. 0:01parties let's move on to the next
3. 0:03question go ahead hi my name is Jenny
4. 0:06I'm a sophomore and this is for all
5. 0:08three of you can you say in one sentence
6. 0:10or less
7. 0:12what um you know what I mean can you say
8. 0:16why America is the greatest country in
9. 0:18the
10. 0:20world diversity and opportunity leou uh
11. 0:25freedom and freedom so let's keep it
12. 0:27that
13. 0:28way well
14. 0:31the New York
15. 0:35Jets no I'm going to hold you to an
16. 0:38answer on that what makes America the
17. 0:40greatest country in the world why is
18. 0:43America not the greatest country in the
19. 0:44world Professor that's my
20. 0:49answer you're saying
21. 0:51yes let's talk about fine Sharon the Nea
22. 0:55is a loser yeah it accounts for a penny
23. 0:57out of our paycheck but he gets to hit
24. 0:58you with it anytime he wants it doesn't
25. 1:00cost money it costs votes it costs air
26. 1:02time and column inches you know why
27. 1:04people don't like liberals cuz they lose
28. 1:06if Liberals are so [ __ ] smart I can
29. 1:08they lose so goddamn always hey and with
30. 1:10a straight face you're going to tell
31. 1:12students that America is so Star
32. 1:14Spangled awesome that we're the only
33. 1:15ones in the world who have freedom
34. 1:17Canada has Freedom Japan has Freedom the
35. 1:20UK France Italy Germany Spain Australia
36. 1:23Belgium has Freedom so 207 sovereign
37. 1:27states in the world like 180 of them
38. 1:28have freedom and yeah you uh Sorority
39. 1:31Girl just in case you accidentally
40. 1:32wander into a voting booth one day
41. 1:34there's some things you should know and
42. 1:35one of them is there is absolutely no
43. 1:37evidence to support the statement that
44. 1:38we're the greatest country in the world
45. 1:40we're seventh in literacy 27th in math
46. 1:4222nd in science 49th in life expectancy
47. 1:46178th in infant mortality third in
48. 1:48median household income number four in
49. 1:50labor force and number four in exports
50. 1:52we lead the world in only three
51. 1:53categories number of incarcerated
52. 1:55citizens per capita number of adults who
53. 1:57believe angels are real and defense
54. 1:59spending where we spend more than the
55. 2:01next 26 countries combined 25 of whom
56. 2:03are allies now none of this is the fault
57. 2:05of a 20-year-old college student but you
58. 2:07nonetheless are without a doubt a member
59. 2:08of the worst period generation period
60. 2:11ever period so when you ask what makes
61. 2:13us the greatest country in the world I
62. 2:15don't know what the [ __ ] you're talking
63. 2:16about yede
64. 2:31sure used to
65. 2:33be we stood up for what was
66. 2:36right we fought for moral reasons we
67. 2:38passed laws struck down laws for moral
68. 2:41reasons we waged Wars on poverty not
69. 2:43poor
70. 2:44people we sacrificed we cared about our
71. 2:47neighbors we put our money where our
72. 2:49mouths were and we never beat our chest
73. 2:51we built great big things made ungodly
74. 2:54technological advances explored the
75. 2:56universe cured diseases we cultivated
76. 3:00the world's greatest artists and the
77. 3:01world's greatest
78. 3:04economy we reached for the
79. 3:08Stars acted like men we aspired to
80. 3:12intelligence we didn't belittle it it
81. 3:13didn't make us feel
82. 3:16inferior we didn't identify ourselves by
83. 3:18who we voted for in the last election
84. 3:20and we didn't we didn't scare so
85. 3:26easy we were able to be all these things
86. 3:29and do all these things things because
87. 3:30we were
88. 3:32informed by great men men who were
89. 3:37revered first step in solving any
90. 3:39problem is recognizing there is
91. 3:42one America is not the greatest country
92. 3:45in the world
93. 3:51anymore enough