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0:00It's been 4 years since the founding of
0:02Team Sky and my first journey to expand
0:06the sky, whatever that means. So, I
0:09wanted to celebrate that anniversary by
0:11taking a nostalgic trip back to my home
0:14region of Hoenn. Wait, what's going on?
0:16Why is everything so bulbous and where's
0:19all my stuff? And where ARE ALL MY
0:21POKéMON? I SPECIFICALLY brought my
0:24original Hoenn team so I wouldn't have
0:26any PROBLEMS WITH THE CUSTOMS AGENTS.
0:29Now that I think about it, there was
0:30that odd flash of light on the plane
0:32right in. Something tells me that this
0:35vacation is about to turn into a
0:39bad thing. Oh, no. I've seen this
0:42before. I've traveled BACK IN TIME.
0:47ALTHOUGH, NOT AS FAR as that one Hisui
0:48situation. I know the starters well and
0:50know that none can fly, but for now I'll
0:52take the bird. Tragic, but better than
0:55nothing. Oh, I RECOGNIZE THAT TAIL
0:57ANYWHERE. MY DOG.
1:01HEY, HEY, SNEAKY.
1:03FANTASTIC. A loyal Poochyena. As
1:06previously established, this is the one
1:10non-flying Pokémon that gets to count as
1:11a creature of THIS GUY. MY DOG. THE
1:14FIRST MIGHTYENA WAS Air Bud, the second
1:16one was Air Buddy, so I'm going to call
1:19this one Air Bus because unlike Boeing,
1:23it'll stay in the air. I do need like an
1:26actual bird, though.
1:28WINGULL, PERFECT. GO TEAM SKY. I need to
1:31find a way to get back to my own time,
1:33but I'm not sure what else to do besides
1:35just sort of replay the events of my
1:39first journey. Ooh, my Dexnav has
1:43searched up a Surskit.
1:46I never found one of these originally.
1:48They're very rare, but eventually they
1:51turn into Masquerain,
1:54a creature of the sky. I can't shake
1:58this feeling that something's off,
2:00though. Like I've definitely gone back
2:01in time. I remember all these events,
2:03but everything looks different. My
2:05Dexnav has found something very
2:07exciting.
2:08A Taillow.
2:10Of course, I remember this fight. Wait,
2:14you were an Aqua Grunt last time.
2:17Something's off. An experience share,
2:21that's fantastic, but not the same. Ooh,
2:25you could turn into a Beautifly. Now
2:27that I have the experience share, trying
2:29to make that happen won't be as
2:30annoying. Okay, the Wurmple is evolving.
2:33Silcoon, Silcoon, Silcoon, Silcoon,
2:36Silcoon, Silcoon, SILCOON.
2:41YEAH. AH, BOY, first gym is the rock
2:47gym, which I hate. So much land, but I
2:51will do what I have to do to return to
2:53my normal time. Woah, Roxanne, you look
2:57different. That skirt is enormous. And
3:00what's going on in here? I thought her
3:02gym was just a silly maze. Wait a
3:06minute, not only am I replaying events,
3:09but all these subtle little differences
3:12are starting to tell me something. I
3:15haven't just gone back in time, I've
3:18gone to a different universe. Now this
3:21has actually happened to me a few times
3:23before, but I've gotten to go back home
3:26once I've solved some kind of problem.
3:28So, that must be why I'm here. I've been
3:31brought to this alternate Hoenn to do
3:34what I did before, crush Team Magma and
3:37Aqua. Ooh, just in time for it to now be
3:42four times weak to the gym. Okay,
3:44alternate universe Roxanne, your
3:47counterpart made me very upset WHEN I
3:49FOUGHT HER, BUT THIS TIME I WILL WIN
3:53first try. Now this may seem like I've
3:56made a mistake, but it is intentional
3:59because I cannot risk this Geo dude
4:00having Sturdy and then just bodying my
4:03Wingull. That is actually exactly
4:05according to plan. The Quick Attack
4:07breaks the Sturdy and there's nothing
4:09stopping the Water Gun. But now here's
4:12the big threat. However, I have a unique
4:14trick up my sleeve. Rain, the Surskit,
4:17knows Power Split and I am faster. So
4:21now this Nosepass's attack has been
4:24averaged with a Surskit's. That did
4:27still kill me, which don't love, but now
4:29I'm just going to bring in Air Bus and
4:31Sand Attack a lot. So far, so not great.
4:34Hey, look at that, that did less than
4:35half. The speed dropping isn't great,
4:37but okay, two Sand Attacks. He can miss,
4:39I'll get another one in. He's yet to
4:41miss a move. Three Sand Attacks. Can't
4:43believe I'm using so much land. FOUR
4:46SAND ATTACKS. YOU can use Harden all you
4:48want, that is not my plan here. Five
4:51Sand Attacks. And he hit a move, you
4:53jerk. Almost got to six. And now it all
4:56comes down to Raichu. How many Rock
4:59Tombs will hit? How much damage will
5:01they do if they do? First off, Water
5:04Gun. That is a three-hit KO.
5:07It hit A ROCK TOMB FIRST TRY? That
5:10doesn't feel fair. If the Rock Tomb hits
5:12and kills, that's insane. How are you
5:15hitting those moves? You are at minus
5:18five accuracy. Okay, well, um, I needed
5:22to miss its moves or crit here. No. Oh,
5:26IT MISSED ITS ROCK TOMB. OKAY, SHE'S
5:27going to potion, I know, but so am I.
5:30Okay, Water Gun. Oh, almost. OH, THE
5:33TACKLE MISSES. WATER GUN, GO TEAM
5:38SKY.
5:42TAKE THAT, YOU STUPID LAND. I FORGOT TO
5:45SAY TAKE THIS WETNESS. MAY well May well
5:47splice it in there. TAKE THIS WETNESS.
5:49WOW, the badges in this version of Hoenn
5:51are a lot more colorful. Oh, oh my gosh,
5:53I almost forgot. We have new Team Sky
5:55uniforms available and since you are a
5:57member of Team Sky, you need one. We've
6:00got an option in black as you can see I
6:02am wearing here under my hoodie. We also
6:04have one in green. That's the wrong
6:07side. In green. They're available at the
6:10team store, mnjtvmerch.com.
6:13Hello, Mr. Briney, I will rescue your
6:16glorious creature of the sky from Team
6:18Magma. I wonder when I'm going to see
6:20Team Aqua. My Dexnav has spotted a
6:22Taillow that's level eight and knows Sky
6:25Attack. What is going on here? This
6:27universe is crazy. Maybe I should use
6:29this Taillow. He knows Sky Attack. I did
6:32not mean to do that.
6:36Okay,
6:37I I it's called T now.
6:40Uh, you can decide what the T stands for
6:42cuz I
6:43I typoed. Maybe T stands for typo.
6:46Hello, Mr. Stone. I'll try not to be
6:49offended by your land-based name.
6:51Despite the resources of this
6:53multinational corporation, the CEO needs
6:56a random guy to deliver a letter to his
6:59own son. Brother, you guys make the cell
7:02phone, just call him. You know, I was
7:05kind of hoping this universe's version
7:07of Mr. Briney might use like a seaplane
7:12instead of this tacky boat, but I'll
7:14live. Aha, I hate fishing, but I'm
7:17willing to do it as a means to an end.
7:19Come here, Magikarp, a future creature
7:23of the sky. In my first journey through
7:26Hoenn, I was naive. I foolishly thought
7:29that Gyarados could not fly, but once I
7:32learned that, my god, I've used them a
7:33lot and I'd be remiss if I didn't Dragon
7:36Dance sweep my way through this version
7:38of Hoenn. Oh, okay. Well, I got to grab
7:40this guy. Well, I guess I got to
7:42crush Brawly. Woah,
7:45that's a lot of cardio stuff. I suppose
7:47I respect one's commitment to their
7:49well-being, but this guy's been churned
7:51in rough waves and grown tough in caves
7:54and doesn't do anything related TO THE
7:56SKY. YOU VILLAIN, I WILL DEFEAT YOU.
7:59BRAWLY, WHAT DO YOU have that can touch
8:02me?
8:06Oh, that almost got it, dang. Disgust
8:08again. Nice. 16. Why am I so
8:11under-leveled? Whatever. Gust, two-hit
8:14KO. Ooh, talk up all you want, little
8:17boy. THIS IS A SPECIAL ATTACK. DOESN'T
8:20EVEN HEAL.
8:23GO TEAM SKY. OKAY, NOW what's going on
8:26in here? Ooh.
8:28Ooh.
8:29Oh, no. That looks like Groudon. I hate
8:34Groudon. Hello, Steven. I see you've
8:37added to your jewelry. Wait, what? This
8:39appearance here, it seems somehow
8:42different from mega evolution. You know
8:44of mega evolution? Last time I was in
8:47Hoenn, we didn't have that. Hello, I am
8:50Mikey, the leader of Team Sky. Good to
8:53meet you, Steven, again. Here is your
8:55silly little letter. Do you feel
8:56anything in particular when you look up
8:58at this wall? Disgust. Worry not, I will
9:01stop Groudon and Kyogre yet again with
9:03the assistance of Rayquaza.
9:06Ah, Slateport.
9:07Look at those cute little Wingulls.
9:10Hello, no. Tragic. And now I head to the
9:13museum where I will fight off the Team
9:16Aqua thugs. Hey, admission that I should
9:19not have to pay. And now Team Magma.
9:23Where the hell is Team Aqua?
9:27And I will evolve MY DOG. GO TEAM SKY.
9:32WHO IS THIS? Oh my god, it's Maxie. He's
9:36gone blind. Oh, not blind, but like he
9:39needs glasses in this universe. Land,
9:42blah, blah, blah. You're so annoying. I
9:44hate you.
9:45I FORGOT SHE WAS HERE. CRAP. OH GOD. OH,
9:49WAIT. OKAY, it's a grass type. We're
9:51going to be fine after I switch out cuz
9:54I do not want to lose the water type.
9:58Are you serious? I I know only
10:00devastation. You let me attack, I GET
10:02IT. AHA! SLUGMA SHOULD BE NO problem for
10:05Rage girl. Water pulse. Take this
10:08wetness. Not dead? OH MY GOD, rock
10:11throw. It probably wouldn't have done
10:12that much if it had landed, but I still
10:14didn't like it. All right, here's the
10:16spooky one. A disgusting creature
10:19combining sea and land. Let's deal with
10:22it post haste and I missed my stun
10:24spore. Okay. All right, cool. She's an
10:27idiot. Ooh. All right, glad I didn't
10:29attack it. Um, but now I'm scared to. So
10:32just let's just stun spore again. I
10:35think I'm good to absorb this turn. Yep,
10:37Pale Twin leech its energy. Absorption.
10:40Good god. Okay, now I just have to kill
10:43it in time cuz I absorbed this turn. Oh
10:46god, I don't know if I will kill it in
10:47time. Does Can paralysis not work on
10:50abiding Pokémon? Oh no. AHA!
10:55GO TEAM SKY!
10:58WE'RE totally good. I am feeling great
11:02about this version of Hoenn. Next up all
11:04I have to deal with is the electric type
11:08gym. Wait, huh? They turned Mauville
11:12City into just Mall City? What kind of a
11:16terrible universe is this? They enclosed
11:19their entire city so you cannot SEE THE
11:22SKY?
11:24It isn't as bad as that false sky of
11:26Blueberry Academy, but I'm still
11:28displeased. All right, next step is the
11:30electric gym. And I will not be taking
11:33that step now. I'm very scared. Just
11:34going to try and
11:36train my cheeks off. That was a weird
11:38way to say that. OOH, ANOTHER
11:39REVOLUTION. Not sure how much it'll help
11:42for the electric battle, but
11:44look at that, I got a Swellow. It's
11:45pretty swell. Woo!
11:48AND THE BIGGEST EVOLUTION YET. My dragon
11:51dancing CREATURE OF THE SKY.
11:55ALTHOUGH, it's probably going to be just
11:58as useless for the next gym. It can bite
12:00them, but that Oh! OH, I'M I'VE GOT TWO.
12:03Look at me. No significant improvements
12:06like in a type match up um sense, but
12:09the base stats are have increased a lot.
12:13This is it. This villainous old man with
12:16his STACKY SHIRT. I WILL DO MY VERY best
12:19to defeat you. I've got my Mightyena
12:22equipped with some cool sunglasses. The
12:25black glasses to boost the power of dark
12:27type moves. And if that is not enough,
12:30I'm screwed.
12:32Bite time. Ah, that that's going to ruin
12:34my life. Yeah. Yeah, I needed to flinch
12:36there. Paralysis.
12:40I hate sturdy. That's a land Pokémon.
12:43Oh, what? Oh, oh, goodbye. Wait, if I
12:46can land this bite, you don't have
12:47sturdy. Can I one shot you? Okay, pretty
12:50good. The Magnemite's back. So if I
12:54switch to my Pokémon that knows quick
12:57attack, I can just quick attack and KO
13:01it. Nice. And now here's here's the big
13:03bad.
13:04Um, let's go into something I know can
13:06outspeed it and uh confuse it and then
13:10it will hurt itself and break ITS OWN
13:11STURDY. YAHA! OKAY, NEW PROBLEM. UM,
13:15how do I get in Mightyena? Maybe I
13:17don't. Maybe I just bite and flinch it.
13:19Oh, wow. Are you kidding? Really? You
13:21Oh, confusion. Okay, punch yourself in
13:24the face. Screw yourself in the face.
13:26No, that No, definitely not that one.
13:28I'm going to bite you. Okay, snapped out
13:30immediately again. That that can't be
13:32fair. Okay, here's my problem. Do I
13:34think he heals here? I I don't think he
13:36will. So I'm just going to confusion
13:38again and he's going to hit himself.
13:41Darn it. Okay, well Oh MY GOD, GOLBAT.
13:43THAT was an incredible tank. Just don't
13:45hurt yourself and I might win here.
13:47Bite? OH MY GOD! I BEAT A MAGNETON WITH
13:50A GOLBAT. GO TEAM SKY!
13:56I NEVER DOUBTED IT. I was never once
13:58afraid. It was a test to see if you
14:00would believe me and if you did, you
14:02failed. Never doubt the glory of
14:04creatures of the sky. Oh my goodness. I
14:07only have three badges yet an almost
14:10fully evolved team. Incredible. Route
14:13113.
14:15A filthy route of POLLUTION IN THE SKY.
14:19HOWEVER, there is one particular Pokémon
14:23that I know to be found here and I
14:26intend to find it. SKARMORY.
14:30YEAH! GO TEAM SKY! BUT LOOK AT THAT,
14:33Mur loves me. This means I now have a
14:36Crobat and a fully evolved team. Wait,
14:40what's happening? Professor Cosmo was
14:42abducted?
14:44Cosmo. Cosmos. Space. Sky. It seems Team
14:49Magma did it and I'm pretty sure that
14:51was who did it in my original journey.
14:53So this shouldn't be any different.
14:56Caves and everything is so wet. Anyways,
14:59hello Team Magma. You villainous land
15:03lovers. I will team up with this strange
15:06girl against this goofy man. Wait,
15:08Tabitha. I remember him. He's really let
15:11himself go. All right, we took out the
15:14evil Mightyena. Mine is a good one. Why
15:16are you biting? We've almost KO'd it.
15:18You are a very silly person, man. You
15:21are not invited to Team Sky. We claimed
15:23victory against Team Magma and he's
15:27monologuing about some Groudon stuff.
15:30Wait, who's that? What was that voice?
15:31No. NO, IT CANNOT BE! TEAM AQUA! WHERE
15:36HAVE YOU BEEN, MAN? And damn, THAT IS A
15:39POPPED COLLAR. And Team Magma flees off
15:43to the volcano and I have to fight you
15:46now? I don't know if I'm ready for that.
15:48Go after those monsters. Ah, that's
15:51right. I forgot these disgusting
15:54villains can be useful at times. We
15:56little thing, how dare you? Yes, Archie,
15:59you have frankly styled up a lot and I
16:02respect it. I'm the leader of Team Aqua,
16:03a group that's working to return the
16:05world to a pristine state. Pristine
16:07state? More like piss STAINED STATE. I
16:11HATE YOU. HAHA! IT IS I, GIOVANNI.
16:16OH MAN, not you again. Hey, you're that
16:18Team Rocket grunt. You can appear in
16:20alternate universes? Alternate universe?
16:23This is the same room that I've always
16:24You know what? Never mind. Doesn't
16:26matter, you're stupid. Can I just do my
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17:47the sky. But unfortunately up to
17:50a volcano which, you know, I I can deal
17:54with the tip tops of mountains um but
17:56not really a huge fan of
17:59a giant pool of lava. Here they are
18:01again duking it out with just some
18:04little dogs or face a keelhauling. Wait,
18:08what does that mean? Keelhauling is a
18:10form of punishment and potential
18:11execution once meted out to sailors at
18:14sea. The sailor was tied to a line
18:16looped beneath the vessel, thrown
18:18overboard on one side of the ship and
18:20dragged under the ship's keel either
18:22from one side of the ship to the other
18:24or the length of of the ship. Talk about
18:26the worst possible way to die. Oh my
18:28god, Archie, relax. You again. Quit
18:31laughing so much, it's annoying. Quit
18:33talking so much. Oh my god. OH MY GOD!
18:35YOU I'M THE OBNOXIOUS ONE? Oh man, you
18:39have the most punchable face. All that
18:42yelling and you have a coughing. Well,
18:44uh okay. Oh, you would just have a bomb.
18:48It tickled a little.
18:51That was That was the water.
18:53That was the pulsing of the water. Just
18:55want to be clear there. Ooh boy, this is
18:57this feels like a risky bridge. Maxie, I
19:00know what you're trying to do because
19:02I've stopped you here before. I see now
19:05that the stirring of interest I felt was
19:07not misplaced. I mean, of course. Lots
19:09of people take interest in me. That's
19:11why they subscribe to the channel.
19:13Thousands of years ago there lived a
19:14most powerful being that was said to be
19:15capable of creating new lands on the
19:17planet. Yeah, I know, it's called
19:19Groudon. He's a stupid lizard. But I
19:21refuse to let you and your poor eyesight
19:24pollute my air and sky with a volcanic
19:27eruption. Team Magma versus Team Sky.
19:33And look at this lead I've prepared. I
19:35know you well. Silver wind.
19:39Your dog is inferior. Camerupt already.
19:42You silly fool. Take this wetness. Dead.
19:47And allow me one more way to show my
19:49superiority. Crobat versus Golbat. I
19:52know you're going to confuse me, but I'm
19:54going to confuse you first.
19:56What's with the immediate snapping out?
19:58I feel like that's happened to me a lot.
20:00Come on, Crobat.
20:02Dang it. Wow, he snaps out immediately
20:05and I hurt myself twice in a row. I
20:06swear to God, if I lose this match up,
20:09I'm going to be SO ENRAGED. I AM NOT
20:12GOING TO LOSE THIS MATCH UP. TAKE THAT,
20:14MAXIE. AND GO, TEAM SKY.
20:18OOH, WHAT WHAT GOT THAT AWAY? You're
20:21freaking me out with that face. Now,
20:22tell me, are you going to keep trying? I
20:25was kind of hoping that maybe this
20:28universe's version of you would give up
20:30like after the first defeat. Wait, what?
20:33Once you've tasted my Pokémon's mega
20:35evolved power, you will say goodbye to
20:36your last shred of hope. Wait, hold on.
20:38What are you talking about? You have
20:41mega evolution? That didn't exist in the
20:43Hoenn where I'm from. Oh,
20:47no. Are you taking a phone call in the
20:49middle of threatening me? Oh, he's just
20:52leaving. I okay huh? Oh, well
20:54thank you for the media right, I guess.
20:56It was very rude of you, but I do
20:58appreciate the apology. I don't know if
21:00I'm going to care about this meteorite,
21:02though. It's from the sky, I guess. OH,
21:05NO, NOT TWO FIGHTS IN A ROW. QUIT
21:07CALLING ME A SCAMP. But he have found
21:09out where the real orbs are hidden. Oh,
21:12yeah, I remember this now. I got to get
21:14to Mount Pyre and that's going to take a
21:16while and three more badges. Or am I
21:19going to fight team Aqua there? Team
21:20Aqua been kind of lazy in this version.
21:23Lavaridge Town. Whoa, Flannery's gym has
21:27water in it? Girl, what are you doing?
21:30And now I'm underground and it's wet.
21:33This sucks. Flannery, this should be a
21:36simple fight. I will use my Pelipper to
21:39sweep you. I would use my Gyarados, but
21:41it still doesn't know any water type
21:43moves. Stop yelling at me. Oh my God, I
21:45just said stop yelling. WHY IS EVERYONE
21:47YELLING at me today? Because I'm always
21:48yelling. I might need to do a little
21:50soul searching here. But anyways,
21:51there's no way this Slugma survives a
21:54water pulse. I will win this easily if I
21:56can one shot her Pokémon before they set
21:58up the sun and that one is DEFINITELY
22:01GOING DOWN. WATER PULSE. AHA, I GOT a
22:05crit. I don't know if it mattered, but I
22:07sure do appreciate it. And with this
22:09final water pulse, the battle is over.
22:13GO TEAM SKY. Although I do now have to
22:16go fight Norman, which I am not stoked
22:19about. Oh my goggles.
22:23Thank you, May. With these I can head
22:25into the desert. A terrible place full
22:28of land within the sky, but there is a
22:31certain Pokémon there that I MUST
22:33CAPTURE. AHA, THERE YOU ARE. A Trapinch
22:38and eventual Flygon.
22:41Although at this time I do need to issue
22:43an apology.
22:44If you saw my journey through the Kalos
22:47region,
22:48you may recall that I had a whole bit
22:50where I'm like, wait, I'm team Sky and
22:53this green creature with fly in its
22:55name, how have I never used Flygon?
22:59Turns out I had used it at Blueberry
23:01Academy and named it Skygon there as
23:04well. So, sorry to the Blueberry Academy
23:08Skygon. I blame the false sky for
23:12scrambling my mind. Norman, you silly
23:15sideburn man. The sky is right behind
23:19you, yet you're in here. Let's do this,
23:22normal Norman. Say it with me, normal
23:26Norman.
23:28Normal Norman.
23:32I've decided to use a strategy that I
23:33have not really used before and that is
23:36to punish the opponent for not using
23:39creatures of the sky. Don't do that.
23:43That's going to mess me up, man. Stupid
23:46sloth. I got to switch. Ridiculous.
23:48Intimidation. I go back to Skarmory. If
23:51he yawns again, then I'm just going to
23:52be bugged.
23:54Yeah, freaking okay. Whatever. I want my
23:56spikes up. I WANT TO PUNISH THE
23:58FLIGHTLESS CREATURES. And I want three
23:59layers. Honestly, yeah. Okay, but what
24:02can this thing do to me? I'm made of
24:03metal. Uh-oh. Oh,
24:05that still didn't do very much. You loaf
24:07around and I would Dang it, Ashan. Oh,
24:10interesting. Encore. I mean, I was going
24:12to use spikes anyways, so that's
24:16perfectly fine. I'm not going to put up
24:17any more spikes cuz that would be silly.
24:20Not sure who to go into now, though. I
24:23think maybe Rage Goal. If I can get it
24:25to half health, Brian is going to do a
24:26ton. Oh, yeah, no, okay, it's going to
24:28be the whole team taking turns now.
24:30That's what it's going to be.
24:32Yeah, this is this is dumb. Rock smash.
24:35Oh, yeah, that didn't do crap. But now I
24:37can go back into Rage Goal.
24:40The dumb battle. This Slaking isn't even
24:42trying to attack me. Yes, yes, I know,
24:44yawn. Anyways, here's Brian. Finally,
24:47got to switch cuz I'm going to pass out
24:49otherwise. All right, now take your
24:51spikes damage, you ground bound
24:53creature. Ouch. That's it? All that WORK
24:56FOR THAT?
24:58OH, CRAP. WAIT, OH.
25:00I guess I'm going to just keep howling
25:03and see what it tries to do. What does
25:05this do? Okay, how long does an encore
25:07last? How long does an encore last?
25:11Airbus is just sitting here yelling. Oh,
25:13my encore ended and so now I will bite
25:15you. CHOM CHOM, LOSER.
25:20AND WE'RE DEFINITELY STAYING IN. It may
25:21not go very well, but we're going to do
25:24it. All righty, it's bite time. Uh-oh.
25:27Oh, oh, oh.
25:31GO TEAM SKY.
25:34LOOK AT THAT. Lot of switching, lot of
25:36spiking, lot of yelling. Like I'm
25:38playing volleyball. Hey, yo, what are
25:41you doing here? Thanks for the dumb
25:43water move. I don't see why they won't
25:45let me just hover above it.
25:47Water. Oh, hello, Steven. I've never
25:50fully understood what his whole deal is.
25:52Like in my first Hoenn journey, he just
25:54showed up a few times, fought together
25:56at the space center and then he just
25:57kind of disappeared. So like he's just
25:59some random rich kid, I guess. OH.
26:03OH, HUH? WHAT? WHO? THAT POKéMON FLIES.
26:08WAIT, Steven knows its name. Latios?
26:11What is happening? Do you want US TO
26:14SOAR SOMEWHERE WITH YOU? Soaring's like
26:17my whole thing. It sought us OUT FOR
26:19HELP. WHAT?
26:21OH MY GOD, GO TEAM SKY. WHY DOES HE GET
26:24TO BE IN THE FRONT? Let me be in the
26:26front. This is insane.
26:29Wait, THIS STEVEN GUY IS COOL. He's not
26:33just some rich kid. I ended up getting
26:35TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A LATIOS. WHAT'S
26:37THAT? OH.
26:38OKAY, good to know.
26:40I am being told by my admins
26:44that it is Latias, which is
26:47fine. There's something unsettling here.
26:50Hmm, yes, this island has not lifted
26:52into the sky. It was said that the two
26:53Pokémon that live on this island guard
26:55some secret about that great form of
26:57evolution. Mega evolution? I want mega
27:00evolution. The one man decides to car
27:02forts. Wait, those
27:04Oh, why did I have problems
27:06understanding it before?
27:08OH MY GOD, A SHINY LATIAS. OR WAS THE
27:12RED ONE SHINY? I DON'T KNOW. I've never
27:14seen these Pokémon before. But this one
27:16you're calling Latios, potentially short
27:19for Latiations. If I were to describe
27:22such beauty in terms of a stone. Oh my
27:24God, I hate you so much. I know you got
27:26me here, but never you you you can't
27:28describe anything's beauty in terms of
27:31stones. This fantastic is a steel type
27:34Pokémon. Bro, you're such a nerd. What
27:36is it with you and minerals? WHO WOULD
27:38BE
27:39WHAT THE HELL? TEAM MAGMA. HOW DID YOU
27:42GET HERE? And who's the crazy chick?
27:45Courtney with that enviably unruffled
27:48looking fellow.
27:53Steven, for the time being, get away
27:55from me. You barged in here, woman. You
27:58get away from me or not? I feel like I'm
28:01supposed to not respect this person
28:03considering she's on the evil land team.
28:05So, no, I will not get away from you.
28:06That does not make me a creep. We cannot
28:09allow Latios or even a mega stone to
28:11fall into the hands of such villains.
28:13Agreed. Uh-oh,
28:16my steel type was a bad lead. Oh, oh,
28:19nice. This Steven guy knows what he's
28:21doing. His last name IS STUPID, THOUGH.
28:25SERIOUSLY, OOPS. BRIAN.
28:27ALL RIGHT, that was actually super easy.
28:30As anticipated, unanticipated. What are
28:33you trying to call me here? Commencing
28:35experiment. You forever. Aha,
28:40I don't like this chick. Wait, it looks
28:43as though it may have recognized you as
28:44a trainer worthy of its trust.
28:50GO TEAM SKY.
28:52LATIOS is carrying a piece of Latiosite.
28:56Where did it go? Oh, thanks, stone man.
29:00Your interests are tacky, but this is
29:03pretty cool. I CAN FINALLY DO MEGA
29:07EVOLUTION. WOW, WHAT A great day. I got
29:10to say, this is a significant
29:13improvement over my normal version of
29:16Hoenn. You see that thing yeet straight
29:18up into the air? That's a creature of
29:20the sky. I did kind of want both of
29:22them, but one of them's still cool. Ah,
29:25a man I respect intensely. I am sorry
29:28for what I am about to do to you.
29:30Latiations.
29:32MEGA EVOLVE.
29:34OH, YEAH. GO TEAM SKY.
29:39I HAVE A FREAKING JET and it protected.
29:42THAT'S SO LAME. WHY DO THEY ALWAYS DO
29:45THIS?
29:46LUSTER PURGE.
29:50THE Weather Institute, a respectable
29:53institution, first off for its nice
29:55comfy beds, but also because weather
29:58primarily HAPPENS IN THE SKY. AND these
30:02thugs HAVE TAKEN IT OVER. And it's still
30:06not Team Aqua. WHEN AM I GOING TO FIGHT
30:08THEM? OH, it's this guy again. Which,
30:11honestly, is preferable to that creepy
30:13chick. Are you one of my fans? How dare
30:16you? I would never be a FAN OF YOURS. I
30:20HAVE FANS. And if you consider yourself
30:23one, maybe consider subscribing. Oh, he
30:24attacked me. I suppose I should have
30:26predicted that though. Bro, do you only
30:28have one Pokémon? Does
30:30Your Your team is so boring. Your whole
30:32team just uses Camerupts. Where are your
30:35other land creatures? How does Like, do
30:37any of you use like Claydol? Well, I
30:39guess Claydol is a creature of the sky.
30:41It does levitate, but still. Anyways,
30:43here's my Mega Latios' Libations Luster
30:46Purge, which is a weirdly weak move.
30:49Only 70 power in this generation. Think
30:51with only five PP it'd be like 300. I'll
30:54have to swap that out for Psychic when I
30:56can. But grief, today's been absolutely
30:58nothing but stress. Good. When leader
31:00Maxie's plan has been executed, twilight
31:02will fall upon the world. That sounds
31:05bad. The primordial sea will be changed
31:07desolate land. In other words, all life
31:08Child, what do you think you can do in
31:10the face of that is which to come? And
31:12look at Wait, it sounds like you're not
31:14on board. What? Does this guy even want
31:16them to win? I'm very confused. Yeah,
31:19Groudon transforms the land, blah blah
31:21blah. Wait, he said something about
31:23primal reversion, blah blah blah, blah
31:25blah blah. None of this matters. I don't
31:26care. It's going to be just exactly like
31:29it was the first time. They're going to
31:31wake up Groudon, Team Aqua's going to
31:33wake up Kyogre, and I will find the
31:35glorious Rayquaza to quell the chaos.
31:38So, I am unworried. Now, where is May?
31:42Oh, there you are. Wow, that was fast.
31:43Now, I know from previous experience if
31:45I defeat her here, SHE WILL GIVE ME FLY.
31:49I FEEL like you should have evolved that
31:51thing by now. Feels a little unfair that
31:54I'm rolling with Mega Latios and you
31:56have a Shroomish. Oh, I didn't even
31:59one-shot it. Okay. I am sorry,
32:00Shroomish. I was not familiar with your
32:02game. Trapinch is such an amazing
32:04Pokémon because it's so weak right now
32:08other than its physical attack stat, and
32:11yet it's learning Earthquake. It's
32:13getting some of the nastiest moves
32:15before it even evolves a single time.
32:18Take that, May. I have defeated you
32:20soundly. And now, loyal friend of Team
32:22Sky, thank you for the HM Fly.
32:28Uh, Fortree City, the home of the flying
32:32gym led by Winona. This is about to be
32:35super awkward. You see, years ago I met
32:38Winona in my universe's version of Hoenn
32:41and I got her phone number, but uh she
32:44didn't seem to take much of an interest
32:45after that. Um but, you know, I Team Sky
32:50was an evil team at the time. But now
32:52there's this Winona who I've never met,
32:55but also I am no longer single. Skyla
32:57and me going strong. So, it's going to
33:00just be weird cuz like I had unrequited
33:03feelings for her in the past, but not
33:05this one. This one has no idea who I am.
33:08Maybe it'd be an interesting
33:09spider-verse situation if I was not
33:12happily in another relationship with a
33:14different very hot flying-type gym
33:16leader. Anyways, I do enjoy this town.
33:18Efforts to get closer to the sky are
33:20HIGHLY RESPECTABLE. OH HO! OH! HEY, I
33:24WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO LOOKING for you.
33:26How convenient. This universe is weird.
33:29Tropius is not found on Route 120 in my
33:32original Hoenn, but I am grateful that I
33:35ran into one. Look at those majestic
33:37leaf wings. I do not know how those work
33:40and I do not care. Whoa, this is very
33:43different. IT'S FANTASTIC. THERE'S NO
33:45FLOOR. I HATE FLOORS. AH, FINALLY!
33:50GO, GO! TAKES TO THE SKY.
33:54Not quite its final form, but this is an
33:56important step. Look how far it is from
33:58the ground. Hello there, Winona. Listen,
34:02uh you don't know me and I guess I don't
34:04technically know you, um but we like
34:07maybe had a connection in the past. It
34:10doesn't matter now. We're just Let's
34:11just fight. Let's just Let's just fight.
34:13Damn, girl. Damn. Sky women, am I right?
34:16Oh, no. Uh Oh god, we are immediately in
34:19dire straits. Land the Okay, okay, okay.
34:23Two-hit KO, pretty please? EXCELLENT.
34:27OW! OW! OH, YOU SERIOUSLY? IMMEDIATELY?
34:30It's the first Pokémon. The respectable
34:32Swellow. Oh my god, I missed again. Who
34:35allowed the double teaming? Okay, good
34:37work. Crit would be very helpful.
34:41No! I will admit it is unsurprising that
34:44the flying gym proved the most capable
34:47of all of them. The rock gym was
34:48tougher, but like that was just cuz like
34:50of the type advantage. Land the
34:52rockslide. Are you serious? Okay, I got
34:55to switch. This is going very bad. And I
34:56don't have any moves on the team that
34:59cannot miss because I don't have Aerial
35:03Ace yet. I get it from this battle. Oh
35:06my god, I can't HOW MANY HOW MANY HOW
35:10MANY AM I GOING TO HAVE TO HIT YOU WITH?
35:11AH! AH! AH! OH MY GOD, FINALLY! AH!
35:16SHE'S AN EXPERT. A CRUEL ONE, BUT AN
35:18effective one. Pelipper. Let's just raw
35:21power this. Mega Libations.
35:26Wasting my limited Luster Purge PP.
35:29Cool. Love that for me. A glorious sky
35:32battle proving challenging. Okay, it's
35:34not It's not actually really like that
35:36bad. It's just been like kind of
35:37annoying, but it's taken more effort
35:39than the other ones. Altaria.
35:41Bird dragon. Thank god the jet Pokémon
35:44is faster. What if
35:46Could you imagine
35:48if it wasn't? I'm thinking just
35:50Surfing's probably the best call here
35:51cuz of its physical defense. Maybe not.
35:54That didn't do very much. Well, it
35:55almost half. What What does Aqua Tail
35:57do? OH, A CRIT! AND THAT'S IT. GO, TEAM
36:01SKY!
36:03WELL, WINONA, um it's been an honor
36:06battling you and it is time we go our
36:08separate ways. Thank you for the coolest
36:10badge though. Oh my god, I love that.
36:13wing and a bird. Roost. What happened to
36:15Aerial Ace? YOU GIVE ME THAT DOUBLE TEAM
36:17CRAP AND DON'T even give me Aerial Ace?
36:19And you give me a TM that causes Pokémon
36:21to lose their flying type? Okay, of
36:24course I had some amount of attraction,
36:26but clearly this is not meant to be.
36:27Skyla for life. Mount Pyre. Oh goody.
36:31Man, it's Team Magma up here again. Am I
36:35ever going to fight Team Aqua? Wait a
36:37second. Maxie just took the red orb.
36:40During my last time in Hoenn, it was
36:43Archie that took the red orb. I'm
36:45confused. What What's going to happen
36:48now that he's actually taking the
36:50obviously correct orb? Well, at least
36:53he's telling me where to go. Oh no. Oh
36:56no. Oh no. Is this creepy chick again?
37:00With still just a Camerupt. Oh my god,
37:02you guys are so lame. You can have like
37:05more than one Pokémon. Goodbye. Again,
37:08that's unanticipated. Girl, you had one
37:09Camerupt. I need only A DROP OF WATER.
37:13WHY are you giving me the blue orb? What
37:15am I supposed to do with this? Okay, so
37:17now I'm here and Team Aqua's going to
37:19steal the submarine. Wait. Huh?
37:22Team Magma is stealing the submarine?
37:27WHAT ARE THEY DOING? GROUDON IS beneath
37:29Mount Chimney. What use do they have for
37:31a submarine? To go find Kyogre? Our
37:35hideout lies in Lilycove City. That's
37:37where Team Aqua's is. Uh huh? This whole
37:41universe is butt backwards. Okay, um
37:45goodbye. There was a light coming from
37:47the meteorite in my bag. Oh, okay. That
37:49was weird. You're going to collect all
37:51the gym badges and take on the Pokémon
37:53League challenge? I mean, I have to do
37:55that to progress, but my primary goal is
37:57simply to defeat Team Magma and Aqua
38:00because I feel like that's got to be the
38:01reason I was brought here. So, no. Once
38:03I beat them, I'm going to go home. Well,
38:06I might try and catch this universe's
38:07Rayquaza first. Wait, Team Magma is
38:10training Wailmer? Why? This isn't your
38:14thing. And now I'm here in the Team
38:17Magma hideout that I have to surf to get
38:21into. Meteorite's natural energy, super
38:24ancient Pokémon. We're conducting
38:25experiments to understand how they all
38:27relate. Create a red orb artificially.
38:30We haven't had much success. I mean,
38:32good. The magma suit is the fruit of the
38:34collaboration of Devon and our science
38:36and technology. If not for Tabitha, AKA
38:41WHO USED TO WORK FOR DEVON. OH. Look at
38:44this, Maxie has a model of a boat in his
38:47office. What are you doing? You're the
38:50land guy. And there it is. I love
38:52robbing Team Magma. What? I thought
38:54there was a way to get to the master
38:56ball without having to
38:57Stupid electric types. Project Azoth,
39:00file number one. Go to Project Azoth to
39:03return the world. Return everything to
39:04the beginning. Or to further the
39:06project, we must proceed with research
39:07on Groudon's primal reversion. Potential
39:10of Pokémon evolution and potential
39:12different from
39:13man made possible by the ancient Pichu.
39:16I'm getting VERY BORED.
39:19OH, FIVE! THIS FEELS LIKE it's breaking
39:23the rules. Wait, Poochyena. Oh, oh,
39:25they're very weak. Okay, this is
39:27actually completely fine.
39:30Losers. Wait a minute, they painted the
39:32submarine like a Camerupt? That's one of
39:36the worst Pokémon to put INTO THE WATER.
39:39YOU MIGHT AS WELL NAME the thing the
39:41Titanic. They put a drill on it. I mean,
39:44I guess that's Team Magma-like. Now, I
39:46just wanted you I wanted Oh,
39:49this chick is definitely very into me.
39:52The feeling is not mutual. Again, she's
39:54got one Camerupt. See, this just further
39:56reinforces that Team Sky is the greatest
39:59of the Hoenn teams. Off to Mossdeep.
40:04Wow, this version of Mossdeep Space
40:06Center is legit. That is a big rocket
40:10that they can take to the sky.
40:13I respect you, Mossdeep. But now I need
40:15to crush YOUR GYM LEADERS.
40:20YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SAY TATE AND LIZA, if
40:21you were not obviously children, I'd
40:23love to have you as part of Team Sky.
40:25Zatu, Claydol, Solrock, Lunatone, not a
40:27single one of those touches the ground.
40:29But it also means I fear you greatly.
40:32Your gym battle is known for being
40:34incredibly challenging and complex. So,
40:37I will be forced to go ALL OUT AGAINST
40:41YOU. WAIT, WHAT IS HAPPENING? YOU'RE
40:44ACTUALLY FLYING. OKAY, maybe we can make
40:46an exception with the child labor rules
40:48cuz you guys are freaking cool. Wait,
40:50what? Solrock and Lunatone. What? Huh?
40:52What happened to the Zatu and Claydol?
40:55You only have two Pokémon? I'm very
40:58confused. I just one-shot that one and I
41:01just one-shot that one. What happened
41:04here? You upgraded the parts of you that
41:05had to do with the sky, but your gym
41:07battle was a joke. Get the Zatu and
41:09Claydol back and then we'll talk ABOUT
41:10TEAM MEMBERSHIP.
41:13WHAT'S HAPPENING?
41:14OH, IT'S LOUD. OH MY GOD, A SKY LASER.
41:20Was it a sea laser? Oh, Steven. Up up up
41:23up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:24up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:25up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:26up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:27up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:28up up up up up up up up up up up UP UP
41:30UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP up up up up
41:31up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:32up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:33up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:34up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:35up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:36up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:37up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:38up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:40up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:41up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:43up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:44up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:45up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:47up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:48up up up up up up up up up up up up up
41:50up up up up I don't remember Team Aqua
41:51breaking into find Kyogre being so
41:53dramatic. The seal was made possible by
41:55the power of a certain Pokémon on an
41:57effort to keep any human or Pokémon from
41:59ever breaching it. And they broke it
42:01just with a big drill. If that team
42:02obtains the power of the super ancient
42:04Pokémon, it will upset the balance of
42:05nature. I know. I am here to stop them.
42:09That is why I was brought here. Scuba
42:11gear. Oh, yeah. I guess I don't know how
42:13I was breathing the last time.
42:16Gross. Caves deep underwater. They are
42:20all terrible. Now, what is this?
42:22Pinsirite.
42:24Wait a minute. Are you thinking what I'm
42:27thinking? The Safari Zone. A Pinsir.
42:32And now that I have one of these, I can
42:35give it the Pinsirite. And now WITH THE
42:38POWER OF MEGA EVOLUTION, PINSIR,
42:42TAKE TO THE SKY.
42:46GOOD GOD. OH, YOU YOU WHY DO THEY ALWAYS
42:50RUIN THE first mega evolution fun? What
42:53do you mean attract? Okay, oh, you just
42:55it just missed. You just straight up had
42:57you missed double hit. Double hit can
43:00miss? I was so excited to use it because
43:02double hit is affected by Aerilate, the
43:04best ability in the game, which turns
43:07all normal type moves flying type. One
43:10hit of sky. A SECOND HIT OF SKY. Oh my
43:14goodness. Finally. GO, TEAM
43:20IT IS SKY, but we do love Flygon. I
43:23think this is the spot. Now down we go.
43:29From underwater to an underwater cavern.
43:33Never get over how effectively this
43:35place combines my two least favorite
43:37things. Sea and land. OH MY GOD. OH, WHY
43:41is this Why is it so hot down here?
43:43Archie? Wait, I just fought a bunch of
43:46Team Magma grunts. What are you doing
43:47here? Maxie just defeated Archie? How?
43:51Wait, that that doesn't make any sense.
43:52One water move from the Sharpedo like
43:54kills the Camerupt. I'm very confused.
43:56But if Maxie can defeat Archie despite
43:59the type disadvantage, am I in trouble?
44:02I present to you my partner who will
44:03assist Team Magma driving HUMANITY
44:05FORWARD. GROUDON? WHAT ARE YOU DOING
44:08UNDER THE OCEAN? WHAT IS HAPPENING IN
44:12THIS CRAZY UNIVERSE? IT'S GREAT FORM
44:14slumbering in defiance of even the
44:16broiling lava surrounding it. Oh, no.
44:19Well, it doesn't matter. It's confusing,
44:22but I've defeated you in another
44:24universe. I can defeat you in this one.
44:27Wait, what Groudon? OH,
44:30MAXIE. I don't know why I'm not fighting
44:33Archie, but whatever. Though I mega
44:35evolve vicious? Probably not, actually.
44:38We'll do a cheeky little dog battle.
44:42Scary. All right, well, that was a waste
44:44of a turn, you idiot. Rock Smash.
44:47Hey. Wow, you're really bad at this,
44:49MAN. ROCK SMASH. And my dog proves
44:52itself superior. This will be my mega
44:54evolution for this battle.
44:57Mega Libations.
44:59Luster Purge.
45:02Sit down, Weezing. Can't use it down.
45:04You don't have legs. You're fine,
45:06Crobat. Must unfortunately fall. And now
45:10for your silly Camerupt, which everyone
45:12has and I prepared for this. Libations.
45:15Use Oh. OH. OH. WHY IS IT WEARING a
45:19dress? Is it even going to survive this?
45:21Oh, it's not. Wow, that was extremely
45:23anticlimactic. And it had an M on its
45:25forehead. What kind of buffoon wears an
45:27M on their forehead? And now I know what
45:29happens next. He uses the orb, reverts
45:31it to its What does that even mean? I
45:33keep seeing that word. Primal. I don't
45:35know the definition. And here it is,
45:37what I knew was going to happen despite
45:39defeating Maxie, Groudon's going to wake
45:42up anyways. Boom. Wow. So ugly. And he's
45:46going to start rampaging because he Huh?
45:49What is that? What What is What IS GOING
45:51ON? WOW. OH. OH, IT'S HOT. OKAY, YEAH,
45:54THERE HE IS in the middle of the ocean.
45:56I'm sure he's thrilled to Oh, that looks
45:58more intense than the last time I saw
46:00it. And there he goes, off to
46:02Sootopolis. But that happened all very
46:04quickly, though. Where is Kyogre? Both
46:07were supposed to wake up and then they
46:08fight and then I go get Rayquaza. But
46:11where is Kyogre? Just I wish I cared.
46:15Rayquaza's going to solve all the
46:16problems anyways. Like what's the big
46:18deal? Wait, Archie is already expressing
46:20concern. Hold on, he doesn't seem
46:22particularly interested in finding
46:24Kyogre. He's talking about despair of
46:26everyone dying. But again, it's not a
46:28big deal. Rayquaza's going to figure it
46:30out. Oh my god, it's so bright. It was
46:33supposed to be a world where the human
46:34race would attain new heights. By
46:36accelerating global warming? Is it
46:38possible in this universe then Groudon's
46:41the only problem? Oh, hey man, cool
46:44bird. Well, off I go to Sootopolis.
46:46Maybe we'll just meet Kyogre there. I've
46:49put on my goggles, but they aren't
46:50tinted. Hello, Steven and Champion
46:53Wallace. What are you doing out here?
46:55And what are you wearing? Wait, what did
46:57he just say? He's this town's gym
46:59leader. He must have misspoke.
47:01Wallace is the champion. I will entrust
47:03this to you now. Huh? Oh, I don't want
47:06that. You think I'd be caught dead
47:08wearing a suit of magma? No way. You've
47:11been preparing it to make contact with
47:12Groudon, but you can't do it. Wait,
47:15you're just leaving it to me. Hold on, I
47:16need to go get Rayquaza. That That's
47:18who's going to help me fix this. The
47:20blue orb has the power to calm the
47:22beast. I'm very confused. The first time
47:24he used the blue orb and it pissed
47:26Groudon off. Why are we doing all this,
47:28though? Like should I not get Rayquaza?
47:30Does Do I Do we need to find Kyogre and
47:32piss Kyogre off? I don't want to go down
47:34there. Why are you all talking like I'm
47:36going to go down there? I know I was
47:38brought here to stop this crisis, but
47:40this isn't in my skill set. My skill set
47:42is go get Rayquaza, not delve deep into
47:46the lava cave. Oh, man, I thought this
47:49was going to be easy. I now see that
47:53it's going to suck. I've started TO GET
47:55SWEATY AND I just keep getting further
47:58from the sky. Why can't I JUST GO GET
48:01RAYQUAZA? OH, MAN, I hate it, but I have
48:04to put on this stupid outfit or I'm
48:06going to burn to death. God, it's
48:08hideous. Magma suit. Never tell anyone
48:11about this.
48:12All right, here we go. Wait, you're
48:14facing the wrong direction. I can hear a
48:16voice from within the magma suit.
48:19Rayquaza, do you read me? That's a weird
48:21thing for Rayquaza to say. Wow. You want
48:23me to leap upon Groudon's back? I'm here
48:27to kick this thing's ass, not ride it
48:30like a horse. Oh, man, I This is just so
48:34awful. I can never tell anyone about
48:38this. Is Pointy just bring me back here
48:41to show me a rock collection? At least I
48:43can get out of that stupid suit. Okay,
48:45finally, are you going to let me fight
48:47you so you can stop destroying the
48:49world? Wish I had Rayquaza's help, but I
48:52can do this. You're a ground type. I'll
48:54just hit you with Gyarados. It'll What's
48:55going on? Whoa. Whoa. What are YOU
48:57DOING, GROUDON? BRO. BRO. WHAT ARE YOU
48:58DOING? WHAT IS THAT? WHAT the hell am I
49:03looking at? OH,
49:06NO.
49:08OH, HE GOT SO MUCH BIGGER. AH.
49:13YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT THIS THING WITHOUT
49:16RAYQUAZA'S HELP? Desolate Land. How does
49:19that even work? We're underground. Where
49:21is the sun coming from? Okay, well, I'll
49:23just dive first. He's resting for some
49:26reason. Wait, what? Did that just say
49:28the water TYPE ATTACK EVAPORATED? I am
49:31in sticky mud and I hate mud. Hey, how
49:35much does Ice Fang do? Precipice bl-
49:37huh? Oh, wait. Did that just say it
49:40didn't affect me? That's right, YOU'RE A
49:41GROUND TYPE.
49:44I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. IT SOUNDED LIKE IT
49:45WAS GOING TO BE a rock move. AND HE
49:47KNOWS EARTHQUAKE? THIS STUPID SCARY
49:49thing can't hit me. I'm just going to
49:51keep ice fanging UNTIL IT FREEZES.
49:55OH MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE I was scared. It
49:57just got a little bigger and got a
49:59little glowier, but it still can't touch
50:01Team Sky. Ow. Okay.
50:04Um as I just appear when he sleeps.
50:06Okay, clearly I need to do more damage
50:08faster. Wait a minute. I just realized
50:10my ice fangs were only neutral. Has
50:13Groudon gained the fire type? If so,
50:17that means the land god's only weakness
50:21is land. FLYGON, HIT IT WITH AN
50:25EARTHQUAKE.
50:26IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE.
50:29LOSER.
50:30AND WITH ONE MORE EARTHQUAKE, THE
50:33GROUDON FALLS.
50:36GO,
50:37TEAM SKY.
50:41AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? Team Sky
50:45saves the day, sending beautiful green
50:49sparkles down from the sky. And now with
50:52the world saved, I'll probably be
50:54summoned back to my home universe any
50:57moment now. Yes, I know the sky is very
50:59beautiful. Um what's going on? And why
51:01am I still here? Archie's being super
51:04chill, so I don't think there's going to
51:05be another crisis with Kyogre. Could it
51:08be that there's another crisis looming?
51:11That Groudon isn't the end of the
51:14problems? What is that? A musical
51:16instrument? It's proof of the bond
51:18between you and your Latias. No matter
51:20how far you may be from one another,
51:21play that flute and Latios will surely
51:23fly straight to you. Then it CAN TAKE TO
51:26THE SKY?
51:28SOARING ABOVE THE LAND WITH YOU ASTRIDE
51:30ITS BACK? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I JUST PLAY
51:32THIS FLUTE AND OH!
51:36OH! OH MY GOD, I'M IN THE SKY!
51:41THIS is incredible!
51:45Go, Team Sky!
51:49THIS IS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. WAIT
51:53A MINUTE. BRO, you could do this the
51:55whole time? Why wouldn't you do this
51:56until I had the stupid flute? Ah,
51:58whatever. Hello there, birdies. Wild
52:01creatures of the sky in the wild. One is
52:05not normally found in Hoenn because they
52:07are not bound by stupid sea or land. I
52:11will say it, this is better than my home
52:13version of Hoenn. I know, I know, I had
52:15to go deep into a lava cave, but I never
52:17got to do this. There's definitely
52:19another crisis on the way and I don't
52:21know what it is, but I do know that if I
52:24have Rayquaza, everything else gets
52:26easier. So I'm just going to go straight
52:29to the Sky Pillar and catch it. And look
52:32at that, I'm already Who is this chick?
52:34Only those who have been recognized as
52:36being worthy can go BEYOND THIS POINT.
52:39WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BEING WORTHY? I
52:42JUST SAVED the whole world AND I'M TEAM
52:45SKY. ALSO, I HAVE A MEGA Latios that can
52:48fly around THE REGION. WHY CAN'T IT NOT
52:50JUST POP ME UP THAT LITTLE CLIFF?
52:52STUPID. I guess I'll come back later,
52:55BUT KNOW THIS, WOMAN, YOU ARE AN ENEMY
52:57OF THE SKY. I guess I'll just fight the
53:00final gym leader, Wallace. He didn't
53:03misspeak before. Wallace is the gym
53:07leader in this universe? Then who the
53:09hell's the champion? What? I don't know
53:12what to Oh, oh, oh, that was a That was
53:14an ass shot. Wallace has become less
53:17powerful, but more powerful in a
53:19different way. I don't know, but I'm
53:22going to crush him cuz I don't know what
53:24else to do. Oh, this stupid attracting
53:27fish, it's all you're good for. All
53:29you're good for is disruption. And he
53:32has my Tropius IS TOO POWERFUL.
53:35BRAH. SERIOUSLY, you've officially
53:37annoyed me. Come on. Come on. Yes, okay.
53:41Milotic, immediately. Awesome. Well, uh
53:44grass knot should kill it if it doesn't
53:46ice beam me to death first. It ice
53:48beamed me to death first. I am realizing
53:50my team has a very severe ice weakness
53:52right now. I might have put myself in a
53:54pickle, so I'm going to go back to old
53:57reliable. Dragon dance.
53:59Going to have to use crunch to do it as
54:01opposed to any stab moves, but hopefully
54:03that's enough. And we take several ice
54:05beams as long as it doesn't like freeze
54:07me, I'm in great shape. I want to get to
54:10plus three. Don't freeze me. Okay, thank
54:12you. Or dragon dance, one more ice beam
54:16and then I'm going to start crunching.
54:17It didn't freeze me. Haha. And now it's
54:20crunch time. And that IS A ONE SHOT. I'M
54:23NOT AFRAID of your ice type cuz I have
54:25dragon dance Gyarados. By the way, if
54:27any of you were wondering like, "Oh, why
54:29don't you use dragon dance Mega
54:31Gyarados?" Mega Gyarados sucks. You know
54:33how Mega Pinsir adds the flying type and
54:35it's beautiful? Mega Gyarados strips the
54:38flying type away. Makes it TOO FAT TO
54:40FLY. I WOULD NEVER USE IT. Crunch the
54:43Whiscash. And his gym leader team is so
54:45much worse than his champion team. Like
54:47Luvdisc and Seaking? PITIFUL.
54:52GO, TEAM
54:54SKY!
54:55EIGHT badges for the greatest team in
54:59Hoenn. I suppose now it's time for Team
55:03Sky to be champ.
55:05Woah.
55:06Uh how did they fit this inside? Did I
55:08step through a portal? What is
55:10happening?
55:11Sand
55:13everywhere.
55:14Is this even the same Elite Four? Oh,
55:18yeah, it is. It's just Sidney again.
55:19Wait, what What was with all the sand? I
55:21can see it through the window. What Why
55:23sand? Was your name supposed to be
55:25spelled Sandney? Yeah, whatever. I'm
55:28about to be very rude to you. Mightyena,
55:31there it is. Okay. So he's still a dark
55:33specialist. He's just gotten really into
55:36the desert for some reason. Um but check
55:38this out, intimidate hyper cutter. And
55:41now of course it's time FOR MEGA PINSIR.
55:46Swords dance just to be very mean.
55:49Uh-oh. Okay, I probably should have just
55:50attacked it. Um
55:53cuz now I'm confused and if I hurt
55:57myself, I might just kill myself. Well,
55:59let's try it anyways. Just attack, just
56:01attack, just attack. Uh-oh. Oh my god,
56:04that did so much. Oh my god. Oh no. Oh
56:07man, I thought I was going to wreck this
56:09guy. This is immediately going terrible.
56:11We have to get out of here. Let's just
56:12go into Gyarados cuz I don't know. It's
56:15bulky. I should have switched. Okay.
56:18Well, let's just hit this before it
56:20swaggers me. I've learned that lesson
56:22painfully. Oh, the swagger misses.
56:24Waterfall.
56:26Oh, you loser. Sucker punch. That's just
56:28rude. Okay, took out the Mightyena which
56:30caused more problems than I originally
56:32planned for. Shiftry, okay. We're going
56:35to go back to Mega Pinsir and we're not
56:38going to swords dance. This should be an
56:41Oh, come. X-Scissor.
56:43All right, finally. There's the Absol
56:46and I'm going to X-Scissor again because
56:50the swords dance I didn't think was
56:51necessary. I now think is not necessary.
56:54Chop pedal. I'm going to take some rough
56:57skin damage, but I don't know how to
56:58avoid it. So live. You lived. And
57:01finally Cacturne, which doesn't have any
57:04barbs somehow. And that will complete
57:07the battle versus Sidney. Oh, um again,
57:10how is all of this happening? Did they
57:12tunnel underground? This universe's
57:15architecture technology is very
57:17impressive. All right, Phoebe, I've got
57:19a couple different answers for you, but
57:21I'm going to try to GO WHO IS THAT? WHAT
57:23IS THE LITTLE BOY DOING THERE? WHAT IS
57:26HUH? HUH? YOU'RE TRYING TO THROW ME UP
57:28BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH SOME KIND OF
57:31SPIRITUAL PROJECTION? I HATED THAT. But
57:34as I was saying, I have a couple
57:35different ideas for how to beat you, but
57:37I'm going to go with old reliable.
57:40That's one. Don't do anything annoying.
57:42All right, you did something annoying.
57:43Crap.
57:44Uh
57:46Okay, that is going to make this not
57:48work, so I'm just going to crunch to
57:49finish you now and then switch. Stupid
57:51cursing, dumb, lame. Let's just switch
57:54out. We're going to my loyal dog and I
57:57will crunch you.
58:00TWO HIT, NICE. FIRE PUNCH. All right,
58:03let's crunch again. KO the big bad.
58:06Sableye, you're only weak to fairy and I
58:08have no fairy moves. I'm just going to
58:10stay in. I got black glasses, but
58:12freaking fake out. I've got black
58:14glasses boosted crunch should still do
58:16quite a bit even if neutral cuz Sableye
58:18is so tiny. Wow, okay. Nice job. Good
58:22doggy. Crunch. Arf arf arf arf arf arf
58:24arf. Dude, hell yeah, this is a good
58:26dog. And with one more crunch, that
58:28should be the end of Phoebe and her
58:30freaky little ghost girl that's going to
58:32haunt my dreams. Glacia and her ice
58:35types. Oh,
58:37THIS IS SO TERRIBLE. OOH, MY TOES.
58:40HELLO, I don't like you.
58:42I don't like ice. I do not like ice. But
58:45this Glalie should not be able to do
58:48very much to me. Should give me the
58:50opportunity to dragon dance several
58:52times. Yeah, I knew it was going to do
58:54that. I can deal with a little bit of
58:55hail chip damage. Very little hail chip
58:58damage. It's intimidated, so it's going
59:00to be able to do even less than normal.
59:01Crunch is going to do
59:03so little, oh my god. That did like as
59:05little as some of the hail damage. Okay.
59:07One more dragon dance and I think I am
59:10good to go. Actually, I want to get to
59:12plus four. I feel like her Glalie's
59:14aren't going to be a problem, but I
59:16worry about the Walrein cuz the Walrein
59:18I have to use crunch, which is not stab.
59:21Okay, four dragon dances. I don't know
59:23why I held up a full hand of five, it's
59:25four. And now let's get to work.
59:28Waterfall number one. Goodbye, Glalie.
59:31And the hail stopped. Nice. Oh, she's
59:32got Froslass. Froslass was not a thing
59:36back in my day. But it is now, which
59:39means it's weak to crunch.
59:44And cuz the hail stopped, I don't have
59:45to deal with any snow cloak garbage.
59:47Interesting. All right, here's the
59:48Walrein. Got to crunch it cuz it resists
59:51waterfall and ice fang. Are you going to
59:54one-shot for me, pretty please? Oh my
59:57god, that was so close. Oh, if this
59:59doesn't freeze or kill me, it doesn't.
1:00:02She's going to full restore, but I got
1:00:05the defense drop with the crunch. I
1:00:07mean, I guess I outspeed, so it wasn't
1:00:08going to matter regardless. Cuz I would
1:00:09just crunch twice and kill it. Unless it
1:00:11knew ice shard. Might have known ice
1:00:12shard. I don't know. But it worked out.
1:00:14And now for one final silly Glalie. A
1:00:17waterfall. Look at that. The ice battle
1:00:20ended up being totally fine.
1:00:23Go Team Sky. Oh my god, what is it with
1:00:27lava? Oh, this Pokémon thing is just
1:00:30straight-up magic. I know magic is like
1:00:32kind of real in this world, uh but how
1:00:35the hell did they do all this
1:00:36pyrotechnics without it? Drake. Of all
1:00:39the Hoenn Elite Four members, you are
1:00:41the one I respect the most. Cuz while
1:00:43Team Sky is like a flying type team, I
1:00:46end up with a lot of dragon stuff cuz a
1:00:47lot of dragons fly. Oh, Altaria as the
1:00:51lead. Suppose you've upgraded from the
1:00:53Shelgon. Well, I'm going to see if I can
1:00:55pull off the same thing, but like ice
1:00:57fang instead. Or earthquake. I I deleted
1:01:00crunch for earthquake between the
1:01:02battles. A little stronger. Are you
1:01:03cotton guarding against me? Okay, well,
1:01:05you're going to be annoying, but I don't
1:01:06think you can do much damage to me.
1:01:08Whether or not I attack now or dragon
1:01:10dance one more time is going to depend
1:01:11on how much that does, which is not
1:01:13much. Oh, yeah. All right, I'm at plus
1:01:15three and I'm going to stick with that.
1:01:17I think that should be good enough
1:01:19considering how much and I just missed
1:01:20my ice fang.
1:01:22Uh,
1:01:22I can't lose this immediately because I
1:01:24missed an ice fang. Oh, hell yeah. I
1:01:27didn't even need the crit. Salamence
1:01:29immediately. Okay. All right, back down
1:01:32to plus two, but ice fang should still
1:01:34be more than enough. Four times
1:01:36weakness. Heck yeah. I thought about
1:01:38getting a Salamence this time, but I
1:01:40already have Flygon and Latios and it
1:01:43felt like too many dragons. I like
1:01:45dragons, but that'd be a lot of ice
1:01:46weaknesses as you can see here. I missed
1:01:48another ice fang. Boomburst. Very loud.
1:01:52Very rude. Okay, there you go. And
1:01:55finally Kingdra. Why will earthquake and
1:01:58hope IT'S ENOUGH? IT'S ENOUGH WITH A
1:02:00CRIT. GO TEAM SKY.
1:02:03NOW THIS IS IT. WHO WILL THE champion
1:02:06be? Wallace somehow or Juan? The
1:02:10champion is what? It's Steven.
1:02:14I suppose I maybe should have predicted
1:02:15that. He was heavily involved in a lot
1:02:17of things. Oh man, he's got some fancy
1:02:19lasers going. Wait, Skarmory. Well, hey,
1:02:22uh
1:02:23Look at that.
1:02:24I led with my Skarmory
1:02:26because I didn't know who it was going
1:02:27to be and I figured it would be useful
1:02:30to just like set up spikes. I broke its
1:02:33sturdy. One more layer of spikes. Okay,
1:02:36well, I've gotten its health
1:02:37significantly lower now. Do we aim for
1:02:39old reliable? I'm going to come in and
1:02:42intimidate it and then I'm going to
1:02:43resist the steel wing. Or I just dodge
1:02:46it. There's one. What is it going to try
1:02:48to do to me? Ooh, that's bad. I will use
1:02:51full restores if necessary cuz he's
1:02:53going to use them. Oh, that was so
1:02:54close. All right, well, he's going to be
1:02:56annoying full restore.
1:02:57So I'm going to take this opportunity to
1:02:59switch to Lairon and MEGA EVOLVE.
1:03:04Mega Lairon. Thunderbolt. And it lives
1:03:07because of sturdy because it got it back
1:03:10cuz the full restore. That's so stupid.
1:03:11Okay, well, I'm glad he went for that
1:03:13instead of going for the toxic. Can I
1:03:16just thunderbolt again and now he's
1:03:18dead. And the spikes break its sturdy.
1:03:23Earthquake. Sit down, Aggron. And you
1:03:27guys can get one dragon dance up.
1:03:29Without a boost, I don't think
1:03:30waterfall's going to KO the Claydol.
1:03:31It's too bulky. Oh.
1:03:33Ooh, that's unfortunate. I'm just going
1:03:35to dragon dance one more time. Um,
1:03:37extrasensory.
1:03:39All right, waterfall, do your business.
1:03:42Come on. Damn you, reflect. Ah, hell.
1:03:46Okay, well, old reliable isn't panning
1:03:48out for this battle. Stupid toxic. All
1:03:50right, well, Air Bud should be able to
1:03:52handle this. Maybe. The reflect should
1:03:54be over soon though. Like it's it should
1:03:56still be a two-hit KO even without it,
1:03:58right? Oh yeah.
1:04:00Yeah. Ooh, no. Eesh. Crit. Damn it. All
1:04:04right, hold on, Air Bud. Oh, that was
1:04:06actually fine. Reflect wears off.
1:04:07Crunch. And no more reflect for you.
1:04:10Rock is going to be neutral and I have
1:04:11high defense. Going to set up a swords
1:04:14dance because I don't think I'll do
1:04:16enough without it. Come on. Only twice.
1:04:19Only twice. Only twice. Only twice. Only
1:04:21three times. Only three times. Only
1:04:22three times. Only three times.
1:04:24Uh, only four times. Of course, he gets
1:04:26all five. I hate you so much, you stupid
1:04:28ugly bug. All right, steel wing. It
1:04:30didn't miss. PLUS TWO ATTACK. YEAH. PRAY
1:04:34DAILY, I should stay in. Also, I've been
1:04:37stressed out by the battle, but what the
1:04:39hell is his specialty? Is it rock or is
1:04:42it steel? All right, steel wing. OH, IT
1:04:45GETS IT DONE. FANTASTIC. METAGROSS. OH,
1:04:48NO. Oh god. I mean, Flygon's probably my
1:04:51best for this. I would intimidate it,
1:04:53but that thing has clear body. So, um
1:04:55earthquake. WHAT? WHAT? OH, NO.
1:05:00WHAT IS THAT THING? OH, I'M STILL FASTER
1:05:03THAN IT. AND I DIDN'T KILL IT. HOW MUCH
1:05:05IS THIS GOING TO DO? SO MUCH DAMAGE. OH,
1:05:09HE GOT AN ATTACK BOOST. WAIT, HE'S AN
1:05:11IDIOT. Oh my god, HE'S AN IDIOT. HE KO'D
1:05:14my Flygon, but now he HAS TO RECHARGE.
1:05:18AND HE LOSES CLEAR body when he mega
1:05:20evolves? I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING
1:05:22EXCEPT I DO. CRUNCH FROM MIGHTYENA.
1:05:27GO TEAM
1:05:29SKY.
1:05:32MAN, I HAVE NOW DEFEATED TWO DIFFERENT
1:05:34Hoenn champions. Is this what I was
1:05:36brought here to do? Humble this rich
1:05:38kid? What is that face? Why you look so
1:05:40smug when you just lost? Oh yes, the
1:05:41sky, my favorite Oh, oh,
1:05:43the sky is so pretty. Get that stupid
1:05:45text out of the way. This is incredibly
1:05:47beautiful, but I'm still stuck here. I
1:05:50don't get it. I stopped Groudon. Kyogre
1:05:53never showed up. I couldn't go get
1:05:55Rayquaza and I became champion. What am
1:05:58I supposed to do? How do I go home?
1:06:02What's going on here? I'm overhearing a
1:06:04conversation between Norman and his wife
1:06:06who are completely unrelated to me
1:06:08despite the titles they are given. A
1:06:10meteor shower in Mossdeep that Norman is
1:06:12skimping out on. Ugh, men. Tickets to
1:06:15the star show being held at Mossdeep
1:06:17Space Center. I love stars. They're in
1:06:20the sky. Why don't you invite that
1:06:21little cutie May from next door? You're
1:06:23being weird, man. Oh, news report. At
1:06:26last, the Litleonid meteor shower
1:06:28returns to illuminate Hoenn's night sky.
1:06:30You'll get the best view of the shooting
1:06:31stars from the center's lofty viewing
1:06:33deck. Oh, that sounds nice. Oh, who the
1:06:36hell are you? You were thinking about
1:06:38me? Have I gained that much notoriety
1:06:40that quick? Well, of course I have. I
1:06:41saved the world and I became champion.
1:06:43Our first real meeting. What? Huh?
1:06:45Name's Zinnia. You
1:06:47I know all about you. Should I be
1:06:49creeped out or flattered? That sure is a
1:06:51nice place, isn't it? I'm starting to
1:06:54feel kind of threatened. You're doing
1:06:55that thing where you're like, "Wow, this
1:06:57is a nice place. Nice family you got
1:06:59here. Be a shame if something happened
1:07:00to them." And now she's just leaving.
1:07:02Weird. What's going on? Some strange
1:07:04woman came in my window upstairs. Then
1:07:07she TOOK MY KEYSTONE. WHAT? WAS IT THAT
1:07:10Zinnia woman? She robbed you?
1:07:12Petalburg's next. Who does lady think
1:07:15she is? Oh, creepy Courtney. Give me the
1:07:18keystone. What is happening? I beat Team
1:07:22Magma. Who What Who are you? What are
1:07:23you doing here? And still after all this
1:07:25time, you have one stupid Camerupt. You
1:07:28should be ashamed of yourself. You want
1:07:30this keystone? Try and take it from my
1:07:33mega Latios. Yeah, you suck. A meteor
1:07:36falls the leader's keystone. What?
1:07:39What's going on? Strange woman suddenly
1:07:40attacked me demanding that I hand over
1:07:42my keystone, but I couldn't give it to
1:07:44her. It's gone. I left it in the house
1:07:45when I went out and it just disappeared.
1:07:47So, two very weird women are going
1:07:50around trying to steal keystones at the
1:07:52same time? Hello, Steven. I'm sorry to
1:07:54ask this of you, but I need you to come
1:07:56to the Devon Corporation in Rustboro.
1:07:57There's something I have to talk to you
1:07:58about in person. I'm starting to get the
1:08:00feeling that whatever is going on might
1:08:03be what I've been looking for. Steven,
1:08:06what's going on? I'm sorry to say it is
1:08:08not happy news that brings us together.
1:08:10CEO of the Rock Company, I'm afraid that
1:08:13I'm planning to start in on a rather
1:08:14long and quite heavy topic. This better
1:08:17be relevant cuz if you ramble on about
1:08:19the best way to re-roof a house, I'm
1:08:22going to be so mad. Let us first take
1:08:24back 3,000 years. They started with
1:08:26thatch. There was a great war at that
1:08:28time in a region far from here. I recall
1:08:31the Kalos war. The war was finally
1:08:33brought to an end by a weapon created by
1:08:34one man. Yes. What energy source could
1:08:37power such a dreadful weapon? Do you
1:08:38know?
1:08:39See, it ran on the life energy of
1:08:41Pokémon. Oh yeah, I think I remember
1:08:42this. He said, lying. The energy that
1:08:45could be gained by the sacrifice of so
1:08:46many Pokémon. There are certainly many
1:08:48people who would call it reprehensible.
1:08:50Uh, here's one. My grandfather, the
1:08:51president of Devon before me, said this.
1:08:53"We use the energy to improve the lives
1:08:55of people and Pokémon." Oh, this is
1:08:57getting very uncomfortable very quickly.
1:08:59And so he developed our greatest
1:09:00creation at the Devon Corporation,
1:09:02Infinity Energy. Oh my god. You were
1:09:06harnessing Pokémon life energy to do all
1:09:10of your corporate stuff? The Devon parts
1:09:12you once recovered for us were in fact
1:09:14parts of a motor that would make it
1:09:15possible to power a submarine using
1:09:17Infinity Energy? IS THIS WHY I WAS
1:09:19BROUGHT HERE? TO TAKE DOWN AN EVIL
1:09:21CORPORATION? Everything in THIS REGION
1:09:24IS POWERED BY POKéMON LIFE ENERGY? WAIT,
1:09:27WHAT? Never did we imagine they could
1:09:28end up as the best hope for saving our
1:09:30world. What are you talking about? The
1:09:32preamble has been quite long, but we
1:09:33arrive at last at the real issue. That
1:09:35is the overwhelming catastrophe which
1:09:37now approaches us. Huh? A huge asteroid,
1:09:41more than 6 miles in diameter, is
1:09:44currently on track TO COLLIDE WITH OUR
1:09:46PLANET? THAT'S IT. THAT'S WHY I WAS
1:09:49BROUGHT HERE. Who better to stop a
1:09:52threat from the sky THAN TEAM SKY? We
1:09:58are devising countermeasures that would
1:09:59use our rockets, but in order for these
1:10:00plans to succeed, we need a meteorite
1:10:02shard. We're just glossing over the fact
1:10:04that all your stuff is powered on the
1:10:06energy of dead Pokémon. Okay. You want
1:10:08them to go and get that shard for you.
1:10:09And I guess I can get a little piece of
1:10:12rock. Okay. Well, um thanks for telling
1:10:14me about the threat, man. But like, are
1:10:16y'all killing Pokémon? Based on the
1:10:18looks of that table, yes. Um okay. The
1:10:22corporation is evil. Who could have
1:10:24predicted? Granite Cave. I mean, I guess
1:10:27I can do this. I just I don't really
1:10:29feel like this is going to Oh, it's the
1:10:31thief. This one shows primal reversion,
1:10:34while that one shows mega evolution. I
1:10:35guess that proves it once and for all.
1:10:37Our great ancestors once lived here,
1:10:39too. It's like humanity's in general.
1:10:41Yeah, I mean, someone had to paint this.
1:10:42Ancestors have passed down through me
1:10:44the knowledge of how to protect the
1:10:45world. How to avert the threat that will
1:10:47appear from space as long was foretold.
1:10:50You knew the meteor was going to happen?
1:10:52But anyways, now that you've noticed me,
1:10:54give back my friend's mega stones. One
1:10:56of the meteorite shards that can serve
1:10:58as a source of power for the legendary
1:10:59Pokémon that lives in the heavens above.
1:11:01Devon wanted the meteorite shard to
1:11:03power a device. What is she talking
1:11:05about? A shard that can power the
1:11:07legendary Pokémon that lives in the
1:11:09heavens above? I KNOW WHICH one that is.
1:11:13Either way, you know I adore you. WAIT,
1:11:15HUH? WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS REGION
1:11:17HITTING on me?
1:11:18Okay, fine. If I fight you and I win,
1:11:21you're going to give back my friend's
1:11:23mega stones. Whoa, hold on. Hold on.
1:11:25Hold on. What What What is this chick
1:11:26doing? What's with all the crazy ladies?
1:11:28That Rayquaza or Dialga? Oh, she's she's
1:11:31kind of jacked. Good thing I am, too.
1:11:33But like, oh boy. Now I have dragon
1:11:35pulse. Nice. Altaria as well. Another
1:11:39dragon specialist. Salamence. You're
1:11:42just kind of copying Drake. Um I do dig
1:11:452/3 of your team, though, I'll say.
1:11:47Maybe instead of robbing my friends, you
1:11:50could join Team Sky and rob Team Magma.
1:11:54Wait, you have the meteorite shard? Oh,
1:11:56okay. All right. Now but give the
1:11:58keystones back. Oh, something tickled my
1:12:00back just now. A glittering meteorite
1:12:02that you've got there. Oh, yeah, this
1:12:04old thing. I got to be honest, uh lost
1:12:06it in one of the many pockets back here
1:12:08and I just never removed it. It's sure
1:12:11giving off some vibes. Wow, how
1:12:13eloquent. Why are you looking at me like
1:12:15that? Hey, the actions that you're
1:12:16taking now, are they based on the ideals
1:12:18you cling to? Being super into the sky?
1:12:20Yeah. Are they based on actual truths?
1:12:23Who are you, N? The truth is that the
1:12:25sky is ideal. Steven, I got the shard.
1:12:30May I ask you to explain once more about
1:12:31the current plan? Okay. Tell me your
1:12:34idea. Our current plan involves using
1:12:35the infinity energy within our rocket
1:12:37combined with the life energy of humans
1:12:39found in keystones. This is getting very
1:12:41freaky and messy. We'll start off by
1:12:43artificially replicating the massive
1:12:44energy that is triggered at the time of
1:12:46mega evolution. Okay. We'll fire the
1:12:48energy produced from our rocket into
1:12:50space and create a warp hole? By
1:12:53creating a warp hole in the path of the
1:12:55incoming meteoroid, we hope to be able
1:12:56to transport it somewhere far away from
1:12:58here. Wait, you want to stop the
1:13:01asteroid by teleporting it to another
1:13:04dimension? Why don't you just smack
1:13:06something into it? As a matter of fact,
1:13:08this technology already exists and has
1:13:09been incorporated in some of our
1:13:10commonly used devices.
1:13:12What? I think you know what I mean.
1:13:14Those panels that spin you about and
1:13:15then out you come warped to another
1:13:17spot. Oh,
1:13:18good point. Forgot about those. Look,
1:13:19man, I've been warped to alternate
1:13:22universes. I'm in one right now. We do
1:13:25have a device that links the warp holes.
1:13:27We've named it the link cable. Isn't
1:13:28that just like an evolution device for
1:13:30like a Haunter? Based on our theory, we
1:13:31can at least guarantee that we will be
1:13:33sending it away from our planet. But we
1:13:34realize we will need more energy than
1:13:36originally anticipated to control the
1:13:37link cable properly. I'm sorry to ask
1:13:39this of you, but with one more meteorite
1:13:41shard. Whoa, huh? What's happening?
1:13:42Girl, this chick does not care about
1:13:45decorum. Steven, this is Zinnia. She's a
1:13:49criminal and doesn't appear to be very
1:13:51socialized. So, this is what has come of
1:13:53human technology and of hope and blood
1:13:55and sweat and tears and This is getting
1:13:56kind of long and boring. Hm, fair
1:13:57enough. I know all about it, about just
1:13:59what kind of energy you're using to fuel
1:14:00this rocket thing. The abominable
1:14:02technology humanity first thought up
1:14:043,000 years ago. Oh, hey, that's what I
1:14:06was saying. I am also not cool with
1:14:08harvesting lives just to make cell
1:14:11phones. So, you're once again planning
1:14:13to claim that this is best for humanity
1:14:14or best for the whole darn world. It's a
1:14:16snap of your fingers to repeat the sins
1:14:17of the past. Or else, if what I
1:14:19overheard is true, you're about to
1:14:20commit an error more abominable than
1:14:22before. Tell me, would you rather we sit
1:14:24here wringing our hands waiting for that
1:14:26to strike us? Oh, that's a lot of
1:14:28laughter. You're a pretty simple guy for
1:14:30a former
1:14:32Okay, I don't know what this chick's
1:14:34deal is, but I do like her sass. So, how
1:14:36about it, Mikey? Do you think of some
1:14:38better idea? Oh, you bet I do. What
1:14:40could be better equipped to solve a
1:14:42problem in the sky than the god of the
1:14:44sky? Look, I'm not here to criticize the
1:14:46way you guys are looking at this, but I
1:14:47want to be sure you thought this
1:14:48through. There are necessary sacrifices
1:14:50and there are unnecessary sacrifices.
1:14:53Ooh, a nugget of wisdom. So, instead of
1:14:54trying to make something out of nothing,
1:14:55you'd rather repeat the mistakes of the
1:14:57past? Or you going to add new mistakes
1:14:58on top? Why are you being so cryptic?
1:15:00WELL THEN, GIVE BACK MY FRIEND'S
1:15:02KEYSTONES. YEAH, I FEEL as though I
1:15:04should know her from somewhere. Did you
1:15:06guys used to date? This is a mess, but I
1:15:09feel like it doesn't need to be. Why is
1:15:11no one talking about Rayquaza? This
1:15:13universe is sky dios. They can stop an
1:15:16asteroid, right? Well, let's see what we
1:15:18can find here. I'm not sure their warp
1:15:20hole plan is going to work, but she
1:15:23mentioned the shards could help power
1:15:25the legendary Pokémon in the heavens.
1:15:28You found the shard and you now
1:15:28understand many things. Okay. Allow me
1:15:31to introduce you. The honorable lady you
1:15:33see before me is a descendant of the
1:15:34ancient Draconids
1:15:37or Dragonids. One of those ancient folk
1:15:39tasked with passing down the knowledge
1:15:41of mega evolution, the great LORE OF
1:15:43LORD RAYQUAZA, WHO WAS THE BEGINNING OF
1:15:46ALL. YOU'RE EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. DO YOU
1:15:48WANT TO JOIN MY TEAM? WE HAVE DENTAL
1:15:51Since times long gone, Hoenn has
1:15:53repeatedly suffered great disasters.
1:15:55Bummer. At times, the destruction took
1:15:57the form of a huge meteoroid which fell
1:15:59upon our land from distant space. This
1:16:01has happened more than once? Well,
1:16:03actually now that I think about it,
1:16:04there's a lot of craters outside Meteor
1:16:05Falls. At other times, the primal
1:16:07reversions of our own super ancient
1:16:08Pokémon brought us to the brink of
1:16:09destruction. You know, now that you
1:16:11mention it, yeah, this region seems bad.
1:16:14Each time Lord Rayquaza has saved us
1:16:16from doom. I mean, yeah, it's Rayquaza.
1:16:19The chosen lorekeeper standing before a
1:16:21stone that shone with a rainbow light
1:16:24offered up a wish to the great one and
1:16:26Lord Rayquaza's body was suffused with a
1:16:29brilliant light and transformed.
1:16:32What are you talking about? Rayquaza
1:16:34transforming?
1:16:35In its transformed state, Rayquaza's
1:16:37power was more
1:16:39devastating than ever before, overcoming
1:16:42even the super ancient Pokémon with all
1:16:43their primal power.
1:16:47I need it. It resembles what we know of
1:16:49the process of mega evolution. No way.
1:16:52Rayquaza has a mega? Ha! This is why I'm
1:16:55here. This is why I'm here. The universe
1:16:57favors me so much, it wanted Team Sky TO
1:17:00HAVE MEGA RAYQUAZA. THE mechanism for
1:17:03mega evolution was discovered as a
1:17:04result of the first meeting between
1:17:06humanity and Rayquaza.
1:17:07I picked the right god. The one who
1:17:09inherited the knowledge and power to
1:17:10summon Lord Rayquaza when disaster
1:17:12imperils the world. Oh, that's me,
1:17:14right? What? Zinnia? Zinnia's the
1:17:16lorekeeper? No way. I should be
1:17:19lorekeeper. LOOK AT MY OUTFIT. CLEARLY
1:17:22I'M QUALIFIED. TO draw Lord Rayquaza to
1:17:24a sphere, she joined a certain
1:17:26organization that sought to revive the
1:17:29super ancient Pokémon. She was with
1:17:31Magma? She taught them the secrets
1:17:33needed to bring back these threats and
1:17:36summon the great dragon itself? Team
1:17:38Magma could only wake up Groudon because
1:17:40of Zinnia? Because she was trying to
1:17:42lure Rayquaza out of wherever it is? The
1:17:45sky, probably. But then it didn't show
1:17:47up because I solved the problem too
1:17:49quickly and effectively. Oh, the curse
1:17:51of competence. That's why I was brought
1:17:53here. Zinnia is a false lorekeeper. The
1:17:57true lorekeeper is Team Sky. That
1:18:00silver-haired dreamboat SAID HE WAS
1:18:04WAIT, HOLD ON. I DEFEATED TEAM MAGMA.
1:18:06What's going on? What happened to Maxie?
1:18:09He claimed to be done, yet he has no
1:18:10shame. Wait, it's not Maxie, it's just
1:18:13Courtney. This crazy lady. Team Magma
1:18:17stole the control device for the link
1:18:19cable. What does Team Magma want with
1:18:22the wormhole device? The person who
1:18:24stole it was Short and Pretty. She had a
1:18:26nasty look in her eyes. Yep, that's
1:18:28Courtney. Steven must have gone ahead to
1:18:29the space center. All right. Well, I
1:18:30guess we'll go to the space center. Oh,
1:18:32man. What are you losers up to? Wait, is
1:18:35this the horde of Poochyena guys? Yes,
1:18:39it is. Oh, but now they've evolved. Am I
1:18:41about to be intimidated five times? I'm
1:18:45intimidating them five times. Oh my god.
1:18:49Oh my god. Wow, okay.
1:18:52So
1:18:54All right. Well, I can switch then.
1:18:56WAIT, WHAT? NO. OH, COME ON. I wanted
1:19:00Flygon for the spread damage. I am
1:19:02annoyed. Okay, finally. I hit all those
1:19:06freaking dogs. That's kind of dog, I
1:19:08will admit. They don't belong to me, so
1:19:10I don't like it. That strategy,
1:19:12intimidate five times in a row, should
1:19:14be invincible. I mean, maybe if I only
1:19:16had one Pokémon, yeah. Hey, what's going
1:19:19on here? What is Oh my god, calm down.
1:19:22My team, the team I put all my hope
1:19:24into, leader Maxie was broken. Good.
1:19:27Enough, I've had enough of this world.
1:19:30Inside that rocket is the same amount
1:19:31no, even more Pokémon life energy than
1:19:33what powered the ultimate weapon in the
1:19:34war 3,000 years ago. Oh, you're very
1:19:36well read. I think we're in for an
1:19:38impact so big it will surpass the
1:19:39massive explosion that ended the war.
1:19:41Wait, are you pissed off that I broke
1:19:43your team so now you're just trying to
1:19:45destroy the world? Oh my God, yes you
1:19:48are. THIS CHICK IS COMPLETELY INSANE.
1:19:51THIS incredible fool really intends to
1:19:52do it. If we don't stop this now, our
1:19:54whole world will be embroiled in the
1:19:55destruction. Bro, are we about to team
1:19:57up? Look at that. You know, if I had a
1:19:59nickel for every time I battled with
1:20:01Steven against Team Magma in the space
1:20:04center, I'd have two nickels, which is
1:20:07not a lot. And it's honestly not that
1:20:09weird that it's happened twice. Like
1:20:10this the whole premise of this has been
1:20:12things happening twice. What are you Are
1:20:14you kidding me? She gets a mega now?
1:20:17Man, that thing is wide. Look at that.
1:20:20It's a triangle. A dead triangle.
1:20:22Wow, wow, they just blew up with their
1:20:25final Pokémon. I
1:20:27I know I clown on Team Magma and Team
1:20:29Aqua a lot, but sometimes they do it
1:20:31themselves. Oh, the butt hole. Oh, the
1:20:34nimble butt hole. Zinnia, my enemy, the
1:20:37false lorekeeper. Now then, this is an
1:20:40impressive machine. Snap your fingers,
1:20:42the asteroid vanishes, and we all live
1:20:43happily ever after. The thing is, it's
1:20:45the best hope we have of saving this
1:20:46planet and everything on it. But you
1:20:48know, it could also be the worst tragedy
1:20:49imaginable for some other world and
1:20:51everything on it. Hey, wasn't I saying
1:20:53that? You, Mikey.
1:20:55Hope for our world, tragedy for another.
1:20:57You'll get it, DON'T YOU? YEAH, I keep
1:20:58having to zoom around to stop the same
1:21:00asteroid from generation to generation.
1:21:02We pass along the lore about the
1:21:04distortions in the world born by the
1:21:06mega evolution mechanism, about the
1:21:08existence of another world which we have
1:21:10long observed to be just like this one
1:21:12and yet not the same. That's right, a
1:21:14Hoenn region that's almost exactly like
1:21:16this one we live in, filled with Pokémon
1:21:19and people like us. A world where maybe
1:21:21the evolution of Pokémon took a slightly
1:21:22different path, where mega EVOLUTION IS
1:21:24UNKNOWN. GIRL, THAT'S MY HOENN. YOU'VE
1:21:27KNOWN ABOUT IT THE whole time? This is
1:21:30crazy. A world WHERE THAT WAR 3,000
1:21:32YEARS AGO NEVER HAPPENED. OKAY, now
1:21:34things are starting to get a little
1:21:35fuzzy because I've also been to Kalos
1:21:38where they did not have to go through
1:21:39another universe and that had mega
1:21:40evolution. So now oh, I'm I'm getting a
1:21:43multiversal headache. And in that Hoenn
1:21:45of that world,
1:21:47what would happen if one day out of the
1:21:48blue a meteoroid hit here. What would
1:21:50happen to the people of that world
1:21:51without the technology to destroy the
1:21:53meteoroid or the power to warp it away?
1:21:55Yeah, we cannot send the asteroid there.
1:21:58I was thinking you are the antagonist
1:22:02but wait, hold on. Don't say that. It's
1:22:03not beyond the power of my imagination.
1:22:05The power of my imagination can do
1:22:06anything. You tell me any word, I can
1:22:08think of it right now. Bubbles of
1:22:09cheese, boom, in my head. Oh, she
1:22:12crushed the device. Now what are we to
1:22:13do? Well, I have a great suggestion. Oh,
1:22:17the keystone away from Courtney. More
1:22:19theft. Wait, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU STOLE MY
1:22:22FRIEND'S STUFF. NOW I'LL PUT IT TOGETHER
1:22:24with the keystone they've got in their
1:22:25base. Though my next appointment is
1:22:26calling so I'll excuse myself now. Why
1:22:28is she stealing all these keystones?
1:22:30Does she think that will summon
1:22:32Rayquaza? I have to follow her. Oh, good
1:22:36lord. We finally got everything, Aster.
1:22:38Oh, what? Now we can do it, the
1:22:40summoning OF RAYQUAZA? YES, ACTUALLY.
1:22:43OKAY, WOW. You validated me immediately.
1:22:46Looks like my job here is done so don't
1:22:47mind me while I excuse myself. I really
1:22:49hope you'll come chasing after me, you
1:22:50know. We're heading to that ancient
1:22:51tower.
1:22:52Finally. I don't know why she won't
1:22:54listen to me though. Is she going to try
1:22:56to summon Rayquaza and catch it instead?
1:22:58Because if someone else catches
1:23:00Rayquaza, I'm going to let the meteorite
1:23:02hit. Few can enter Sky Pillar, only the
1:23:05successors of the ancient world who know
1:23:08of what has been. What? I'm a successor
1:23:10of the ancient world. My ancestors were
1:23:13alive at some point.
1:23:18Do I remember Wallace? Of course,
1:23:19champion from my universe, measly gym
1:23:22leader in this one. Wallace should know
1:23:23how to undo the seal on the Sky Pillar's
1:23:25entrance. He is also one of the few
1:23:26humans to have inherited such ancient
1:23:28lore. Why don't people just put this on
1:23:29the internet? Zinnia, in the Sky Pillar,
1:23:31I will leave them in your hands. Don't
1:23:33worry, Steven. I, Team Sky,
1:23:37will go to the Cave of Origin in
1:23:39Sootopolis. We could have had this
1:23:41conversation on the phone. I wish to go
1:23:43to the Sky Pillar. Yes, obviously. I've
1:23:46wanted to do that FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
1:23:48THERE'S ONE more trial you must
1:23:49overcome. What? Man, a meteor's GOING TO
1:23:51HIT US. WHAT TRIAL? THIS IS MY DUTY AS
1:23:53ONE of the ancient Sootopolitans. I must
1:23:56battle you. Fine. Oh, there's his
1:23:58Wailord. It does exist. Well, I'm going
1:24:00to use mega evolution immediately. Not
1:24:02sure this kills but it should do a lot.
1:24:04Oh, nope, it kills. Sweet. This region
1:24:06has displayed many new mega evolutions.
1:24:10Now that we're no longer in the gyms, is
1:24:12he about to use mega Milotic? Oh, no,
1:24:16he's not. Huh.
1:24:17I
1:24:18felt like that'd be something that would
1:24:19happen here BUT OH WELL. FLY. BOOM. And
1:24:24there we go. Go, Team
1:24:27Sky.
1:24:28Finally, the greatest place in the
1:24:30region, Sky Pillar. So you came for me.
1:24:34Thanks for that. Since you've been a
1:24:36good boy, people are being so weird to
1:24:38me. I think I'll give you something I've
1:24:39been keeping. Look, paintings that cover
1:24:41the walls of this tower. These are the
1:24:43history of humanity, of Pokémon, and of
1:24:46nature itself. Through the tales that
1:24:48have been passed down by my ancestors,
1:24:50the Draconids, for thousands of years.
1:24:52Now I will pass that history and lore on
1:24:54to you. The false lorekeeper is going to
1:24:56make me the lorekeeper. Thousands of
1:24:58years ago, the primal age long lost, the
1:25:01world was overflowing with natural
1:25:03energy. Primal Groudon and Primal Kyogre
1:25:05fought over that energy in endless,
1:25:07furious clashes. Face Primal Groudon and
1:25:10Kyogre's great power, people could do
1:25:12nothing. The choice was to watch as
1:25:14disaster upon disaster swept over them.
1:25:16Yeah, those guys suck. It was in such a
1:25:18time that a great many meteoroids poured
1:25:20from the darkness of space, from a place
1:25:22higher than even the heavens. That is
1:25:24what space is. And the meteoroids fell
1:25:26in their multitude upon a waterfall that
1:25:28had long been home to a tribe of dragon
1:25:30type Pokémon users. Ah, the Falls of
1:25:34Meteor. Wonder where that is. Okay,
1:25:35that's it. Oh, first chapter. I'll tell
1:25:38you the next part on the next floor.
1:25:39Hey, well, you mind climbing? Oh,
1:25:41chapter two. The meteor shone with a
1:25:43rainbow brilliance as if some great life
1:25:45was held within. That was when, as if
1:25:48drawn by the brilliance, a Pokémon that
1:25:50shone in a blazing emerald hue Rayquaza
1:25:53descended from the heavens. That Pokémon
1:25:55was none other than Rayquaza. I knew it.
1:25:57Rayquaza's power overwhelmed that of the
1:25:59two primal Pokémon and peace returned to
1:26:02the world.
1:26:04Yeah. The people of Hoenn revered
1:26:06Rayquaza as a true savior. A thousand
1:26:08years after this time, the meteoroids
1:26:10once again fell. A huge meteoroid, far
1:26:13greater than any before, struck the
1:26:15planet, boring deep into the ocean and
1:26:18leaving behind it a crater larger than
1:26:20any other. The land born of this event
1:26:21later became known as Sootopolis. Ooh,
1:26:24okay. Rayquaza saves the world, big
1:26:26meteor hits Sootopolis. Now it's a taste
1:26:28for tourist destination. The great
1:26:30meteoroid was the first of many
1:26:32disasters to befall humanity. When it
1:26:34punched into the planet, the land
1:26:35cracked beneath it and a great welling
1:26:37of natural energy poured from beneath
1:26:39Hoenn. Thirsting for that energy, Primal
1:26:41Kyogre and Primal Groudon once again
1:26:43fought. People had a wish, a memory from
1:26:46a thousand years before. They wished
1:26:48that the legendary Pokémon clad in
1:26:49emerald light would appear again. The
1:26:51huge meteorite that lay at the heart of
1:26:53Sootopolis gave off a boundless
1:26:55brilliance. In its brilliance, it
1:26:57resembled a vast and powerful keystone.
1:27:01Once again, Rayquaza descended from
1:27:02whence it came in the heavens. The
1:27:04people fell to their knees before
1:27:06Rayquaza and made a wish for salvation.
1:27:08As they did, a great change came over
1:27:11the legendary Pokémon.
1:27:13It was enveloped in blinding light. As
1:27:15the light receded, they beheld a
1:27:17Rayquaza beyond all knowledge, a sublime
1:27:20incandescent with overwhelming life
1:27:22force.
1:27:24Oh.
1:27:25Ooh, sorry. I
1:27:26kind of got to me a little bit. And how
1:27:28did the story end? After being
1:27:30transformed by the wish of the people,
1:27:31did Rayquaza save them from disaster?
1:27:33Rayquaza once again confronted Primal
1:27:35Groudon and Primal Kyogre.
1:27:37The golden filaments that sprang from
1:27:39its body covered the sky. An emerald
1:27:41brilliance illuminated the area. A
1:27:43terrible wind rose. Wind could not be
1:27:46terrible. The wind and emerald light
1:27:48visibly sapped the power from Primal
1:27:50Groudon and Primal Kyogre. Drained of
1:27:53their powers, the two vanished into the
1:27:55depths of the land and sea.
1:27:58Rayquaza watched them go, regaining its
1:27:59usual appearance. And it soared back up
1:28:02into the heavens where it dwelled.
1:28:04Witness to the series of events, a tall
1:28:06visitor from a distant land.
1:28:09AZ said, "It is the delta born of the
1:28:12great disturbances in this world. By the
1:28:15bonds born of mankind's wish and the
1:28:17powers of the stones will calm the
1:28:20troubles that plague the world."
1:28:23I know things are very dangerous but I'm
1:28:25having a lot of fun. At last we reach
1:28:28the final chapter. A thousand years of
1:28:30peace followed after that disastrous
1:28:32time, the Draconid people learning from
1:28:35their long history's cyclical nature.
1:28:37They were told that the meteoroids would
1:28:39fall on this land again. The meteoroid
1:28:41to come, they prophesied, would be far
1:28:43greater than those that had come before
1:28:45it. The meteoroid would be great enough
1:28:46to break the world forever. In order to
1:28:49prevent this great calamity, those who
1:28:51held the knowledge of the past arrived
1:28:52at a plan. Their plan was to invoke
1:28:54Rayquaza, the great savior, and summon
1:28:56it to this land before the meteoroid
1:28:58could strike. They knew this was coming.
1:29:00Impressive. What I must do as one who
1:29:03holds both the knowledge and the power,
1:29:05one who bears the heavy wishes of those
1:29:07who could not live up to that fate.
1:29:08Well, I had to be really creative, you
1:29:10know. I feel a bit of sympathy for this
1:29:12woman. She believed it her destiny to
1:29:13summon Rayquaza but the whole time, it's
1:29:16been mine.
1:29:17The roof! I love roofs! Man, how long
1:29:20did that climb take? Welcome to the
1:29:22Dragon Hawk altar. Hey, that's a sick
1:29:25name. Mikey, you know what I am trying
1:29:27to do here by now, don't you? That's
1:29:28right. I will summon Rayquaza to this
1:29:30world, destroy the meteoroid headed for
1:29:32Hoenn. That is my It is our duty. I
1:29:35respect it, but I kind of need Rayquaza
1:29:37for myself. It's kind of my thing. Ever
1:29:38since I was a little girl, I've always
1:29:40turned my eyes up to the sky. Same. What
1:29:43about you? Have you ever had to do
1:29:44something like that? I have. I'm always
1:29:46looking at the sky.
1:29:47Wait, why is it daytime again? I guess I
1:29:49should say good morning. Huh? You slept
1:29:51well, didn't you? Wait, what? You look
1:29:53so adorable when you sleep. Sorry about
1:29:55the knocking you out thing. We were
1:29:57having a moment, but this chick just
1:29:59clubbed ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
1:30:01WHAT'S WITH THE ADORABLE THING? WHY IS
1:30:03EVERYONE HITTING ON ME?
1:30:04I THINK it's time I gave it a shot.
1:30:06Wait, no, hold on. I'm going to do this.
1:30:08Sorry for all the trouble I caused you.
1:30:09If something happens to me, please take
1:30:11this little one. Oh, um Hey, Whismur.
1:30:13Sorry for insulting you. Butthole. With
1:30:15jewel bright and borrowed might from the
1:30:17spirits of the departed, through sacred
1:30:20rite in thy great sight, my life as WELL
1:30:23I OFFER.
1:30:24GOD, WAIT. I DIDN'T HAVE to do this. In
1:30:26my universe, I just walked up and he was
1:30:27chilling. The keystone that Zinnia holds
1:30:29are giving off a blinding light. IS
1:30:31SOMETHING HAPPENING? NO, WAIT. I WANTED
1:30:34THE RAYQUAZA. I SUMMON THEE to aid this
1:30:36fight and save us from disaster. Realize
1:30:39them upon this world, FOR THIS I DO
1:30:40SUMMON THEE. RAYQUAZA! OH MY GOD, IT
1:30:45WORKED! MY BOY!
1:30:48THE WORLD WILL BE SAVED. ASTER, ASTER, I
1:30:49did it! Okay, but like if I just like
1:30:51snuck past you real quick and hooked my
1:30:53master ball,
1:30:55that'd be pretty cool, right?
1:30:56Achieve your mega evolution, take hold
1:30:57of your true power. Show me your true
1:30:59face. The Rayquaza that will save this
1:31:01planet. Oh, uh that's kind of
1:31:03anticlimactic.
1:31:04Are you not goated with the sauce?
1:31:06That's because the true champion
1:31:09standing right behind you, Zinnia. Yeah,
1:31:13tell her what's up.
1:31:14Tell her this is Team Sky's job.
1:31:17Wait, what? The one without enough power
1:31:18is you, Rayquaza?
1:31:20What do you mean? The meteorites that
1:31:22should lie within Rayquaza's great body
1:31:23aren't enough. What? You haven't
1:31:25swallowed enough rocks?
1:31:26My power is drained.
1:31:28Oh. Oh, no. Oh, man. Uh are we going to
1:31:31die? I was brought here to save the
1:31:33world, but if Rayquaza can't do it, then
1:31:37no one can. Wait a second, something
1:31:39Something's tingling on my back. Wait,
1:31:41my meteorite!
1:31:42The one I got A REALLY LONG TIME AGO,
1:31:45THAT I LOST in one OF THOSE RANDOM
1:31:47POCKETS! IT'S JUST LIKE A MEGA STONE?
1:31:51OH! RAYQUAZA SWALLOWED IT! WHAT? You had
1:31:55TO EAT A ROCK? WOAH! WOAH! THAT'S WHAT I
1:31:59SAID. I SAVED THE DAY BY NOT THROWING
1:32:02AWAY A ROCK. I'M SO GOOD AT THIS. Use
1:32:06everything you've got and win over
1:32:07Rayquaza. You have to master it. Looks
1:32:09like everything's going to work out as
1:32:11it should. HELLO, RAYQUAZA! LIKE YOU
1:32:14HAVE DONE BEFORE, join Team Sky!
1:32:23As for tell, welcome back, Skydeos. The
1:32:27truth remains that Rayquaza chose you
1:32:29and not me. I mean, yeah, look at my
1:32:30devotion. You will be the successor to
1:32:32our long history now.
1:32:33I freaking knew it! Obtain Rayquaza's
1:32:36power for your own.
1:32:37I will have you prove to me that you can
1:32:38master that power in battle. Very well,
1:32:42Zinnia. I WILL DEFEAT YOU.
1:32:46THIS CHICK IS CRAZY. GROUDON, can't fly.
1:32:49Warning.
1:32:50Rayquaza on my side. And now I can do
1:32:54it. I can do it immediately. For the
1:32:56first time ever, MY FERVENT WISH HAS
1:33:00REACHED SKYDEOS. RAYQUAZA!
1:33:04MEGA EVOLVE!
1:33:07OH, HELL YEAH!
1:33:09GO, TEAM SKY! THAT'S SICK! DELTA STREAM?
1:33:15IT PROTECTS FLYING POKéMON? THIS IS THE
1:33:19GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
1:33:23LOOK AT ALL OF THE WIND AND SKY! DRAGON
1:33:27BALLS AGAIN!
1:33:32OH, MAN. I AM NEVER coming down from
1:33:36this. Look at it. HIS FACE IS A
1:33:39TRIANGLE.
1:33:40YOU KNOW WHAT? I'll say it. This
1:33:41universe is strictly superior. Cool,
1:33:44Norbert, but sorry, got to go. And now
1:33:47just one final Huh? WAIT, WHAT?
1:33:50SALAMENCE HAS A MEGA? MAN, if I had
1:33:52known that, I would have been using it
1:33:54this whole time. I suppose I don't know
1:33:56where the mega stone is. That's probably
1:33:57the reason I didn't use it.
1:33:58Here's the reason I didn't use it. Ugh.
1:34:01I'm having such a good day. I guess it
1:34:04falls to you now. Mikey, you should even
1:34:06be able to beat that meteorite that's
1:34:08approaching the planet.
1:34:12I really have to wear the red suit? I
1:34:13should have gotten it painted.
1:34:14There was just no time.
1:34:16OH MY GOD, WE'RE DOING IT! SKYDEOS,
1:34:19LET'S
1:34:20GO!
1:34:24GO, TEAM SKY!
1:34:30WOW, THIS
1:34:32IF THIS ISN'T EXPANDING the sky, I don't
1:34:33know what is.
1:34:35Look. LOOK. IT'S A MEGA!
1:34:39MEGA RAYQUAZA!
1:34:44WHERE IS THAT STUPID ROCK? SKYDEOS,
1:34:48STRIKE IT DOWN! TAKE THAT!
1:34:53AND THERE WE GO. Rayquaza and me saving
1:34:56the planet. What is that? What's with
1:34:59all the triangles? What's going on?
1:35:00HUH? WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! WOAH, WOAH, WOAH,
1:35:03WHAT'S GOING ON? HUH? I I DON'T KNOW
1:35:05WHAT OH, WHAT? HUH? OH! OH! WHAT ON
1:35:11EARTH? OH!
1:35:13OH, IT'S HITTING US! WAIT, does this cat
1:35:16Does this actually Does this cat is a
1:35:17creature of the sky? The
1:35:20Dexoys? What does that EVEN SAY? LEVEL
1:35:2380. HOLY CRAP, I'M HAVING A BATTLE ABOVE
1:35:26the sky.
1:35:27This has been a very weird day. Uh this
1:35:30might count as a creature of the sky. I
1:35:32don't know. But if this gets too
1:35:34annoying, I'm just going to kill it.
1:35:35Ooh.
1:35:36It's probably going to get annoying. You
1:35:37know what? If it lives this, maybe it
1:35:39gets to stay. But I got to use this move
1:35:40at least once.
1:35:42Woah.
1:35:43Are you kidding me? This thing just
1:35:45killed my mega Rayquaza? I can't believe
1:35:48this is happening.
1:35:50There's no way this is happening again.
1:35:53But Airbus, USE SUCKER PUNCH.
1:35:58ONE MORE TIME. MIGHTYENA, save the day.
1:36:07OH MY GOD.
1:36:10GO, TEAM SKY, MAN.
1:36:14WELL, I DID IT. It seems my purpose for
1:36:16being brought to this universe is
1:36:17finally complete. So now, at any moment,
1:36:20I'll be brought back home to a world
1:36:22without mega Rayquaza. Wait. Wait,
1:36:25actually, hold on. Universe, are you
1:36:27listening? I think I'D RATHER STICK
1:36:28AROUND for a little bit.

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