Plumber Job Prank Call 🤣🤣🤣 — Transcript

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1. 0:01Hello.
2. 0:02>> Yeah, ma. You put the ad in the paper
3. 0:03for the plumber.
4. 0:04>> Yeah, that's right.
5. 0:05>> M. I will take the job. All right.
6. 0:08>> Now, we need to talk about the money.
7. 0:10All right. Matter. How much you prepared
8. 0:12to pay me?
9. 0:15>> Depends how good you are.
10. 0:16>> M I'm the best. All right. I learned
11. 0:18from my uncle. You listen to me?
12. 0:20>> Yeah,
13. 0:20>> man. My uncle was a plumber. You
14. 0:22remember the investigators?
15. 0:24>> Yeah. M he was on that all the time m he
16. 0:27would always say to me there is nothing
17. 0:30that sticky tad cannot fix
18. 0:33m he was the best m
19. 0:36and m I learn all about hoses from him
20. 0:39as well
21. 0:41m [clears throat] you know siphoning
22. 0:42petrol from cars [laughter]
23. 0:45m could do it all MATE
24. 0:49do not laugh m it's my uncle we are
25. 0:51talking about All right. [laughter]
26. 0:55>> Now listen to me laughing boy. All
27. 0:57right. [laughter]
28. 0:57>> Yes.
29. 0:58>> I come in there. I start work tomorrow
30. 1:00but I do not do any dirty work. All
31. 1:02right. That is what you will do.
32. 1:04[laughter]
33. 1:07May listen. All right. M plumbing le
34. 1:10time laughing. [laughter]
35. 1:18Who am I speaking to?
36. 1:20>> M. Believe it or not, right?
37. 1:21>> Yeah.
38. 1:22>> You are speaking to Guido Hetsis.
39. 1:25[laughter]
40. 1:25>> Do not do not laugh at my name, my
41. 1:27friend. All right.
42. 1:28>> All right, mate. I'll be unblocking a
43. 1:30drone with your head if you do that
44. 1:31again. All right. [laughter]
45. 1:33>> Okay.
46. 1:33>> Yeah.
47. 1:36>> No, mate. I come in. I work as the boss.
48. 1:38All right. YOUR BOSS.
49. 1:39>> OKAY. [laughter]
50. 1:40>> And I'll find you $5 EVERY TIME YOU
51. 1:42LAUGH.
52. 1:44I'M GOING TO be broke. [laughter]
53. 1:50>> [laughter]
54. 1:55[laughter]
55. 1:56>> What's your contact number, Guido?
56. 1:57>> But I do not give it to you. All right.
57. 1:59And because, mate, you give it to the
58. 2:02women that you know. [laughter] The
59. 2:04phone does not stop ringing, mate. The
60. 2:07women, the skippy chicks, they want to
61. 2:08go out with me, mate. But I don't have
62. 2:11time to do my plumbing, MATE. [laughter]
63. 2:20MATE, you got the job,
64. 2:21>> mate. M I already knew that. All right.
65. 2:23I'm not so sure about [laughter] your
66. 2:25job, MATE.
67. 2:30[laughter]
68. 2:32>> WELL, what I do, I'll put you on
69. 2:33probation. All right. [laughter]
70. 2:36>> I stay there tomorrow. You will come
71. 2:39around and pick me up.
72. 2:40>> You will have a light lunch waiting for
73. 2:42me.
74. 2:43>> Okay.
75. 2:43>> And then I'll supervise you. All right.
76. 2:45Okay, [laughter]
77. 2:46>> you skipp me the laugh kangaroo, mate.
78. 2:48That's what you ARE, MATE. I KNOW.
79. 2:51>> ALL RIGHT, you come pick me up tomorrow.
80. 2:52I see you then, my friend. Goodbye.