PIERCING NO M4M1L0! - Bate ou Regaça #02 — Transcript

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1. 0:00Watch out for us, Big Pete.
2. 0:01>> Oh, damn, it's two heavyweights.
3. 0:03>> Where do you want to leave it?
4. 0:04>> I'll just leave it here, right?
5. 0:05>> Okay. And now we,
6. 0:06>> ladies and gentlemen, presenting,
7. 0:08>> Denzel, I forgot the rest. Pardon.
8. 0:17>> Thank you so much. Second episode of
9. 0:19this wonderful show. This guy here,
10. 0:20folks, is Pedrão, my neighbor. Pedrão
11. 0:22the neighbor.
12. 0:24>> Nice to meet you, neighbor.
13. 0:25>> Always wanted to be in the videos,
14. 0:27right?
15. 0:27>> Yeah.
16. 0:27>> Are you happy?
17. 0:28>> I am. He’s succinct, isn't he? He, he
18. 0:30>> hold on, are you going to stand on the
19. 0:31cart because the intrusive thoughts are
20. 0:33telling me to push you. Okay, pardon.
21. 0:34>> Want me to push you, Pedrão?
22. 0:35>> No. Who?
23. 0:36>> You didn't even introduce Guilherme.
24. 0:37>> I forgot what his name is.
25. 0:39>> I just said it, damn it. I just did.
26. 0:41>> Ladies and gentlemen, this is Guilherme
27. 0:42.
28. 0:43>> Ladies and gentlemen, I present Muca.
29. 0:46>> A back to this segment. which is absurd
30. 0:59. If I had gloves on, I’d punch your,
31. 1:01the world's worst facial transformation
32. 1:03.
33. 1:03>> Dude, did you think I changed for the
34. 1:04better?
35. 1:05>> No. Hey production, did you guys think
36. 1:06his transformation looks top-notch?
37. 1:09>> Look there, everyone he learned to look
38. 1:11straight,
39. 1:12>> didn't you, man? He
40. 1:13>> is in one photo like this, in the other
41. 1:14he's like this, Pedrão, is everything
42. 1:15okay?
43. 1:15>> I am.
44. 1:15>> Want to take off your shirt, Pedrão?
45. 1:17Make yourself at home. You can take
46. 1:18your shirt off.
47. 1:18>> So that's a tear.
48. 1:19>> But do you cry through your ear?
49. 1:21>> It depends.
50. 1:22>> Look where he's crying from. His tear.
51. 1:26>> Have you watched Bate Regaço
52. 1:27>> before? Ah, there
53. 1:29>> come on in, big guy, whose name I
54. 1:30forgot. Due to
55. 1:35>> copyright, unfortunately, we can't use
56. 1:37old clips of Lapela to make the video.
57. 1:38We appreciate everyone's understanding.
58. 1:40>> For the first time in Bate Regaço
59. 1:42history, Lapela will participate. It's
60. 1:45been 10 years waiting for this moment.
61. 1:47>> He wants to thrash me.
62. 1:50>> Damn, it flipped.
63. 1:51>> Let's get this started. You at home,
64. 1:53hit the like button, subscribe to the
65. 1:55channel. How many letter A's are in the
66. 1:58word araraquara?
67. 1:59>> Go on, nobody's going to wake up.
68. 2:00>> Yeah, you guys are
69. 2:01>> Go,
70. 2:03>> it doesn't work. Calm down,
71. 2:05>> it's not working.
72. 2:06>> Whoa.
73. 2:07>> Why, man?
74. 2:09>> Are you crazy? No,
75. 2:11>> I'm the one who buzzed in, since he
76. 2:13said five.
77. 2:13>> Five,
78. 2:14>> five letters.
79. 2:15>> Correct answer.
80. 2:19>> Spin the wheel. Ah, nothing is working
81. 2:22here. It's spinning, it's spinning.
82. 2:26Punch in the face.
83. 2:30>> No, no, no, no, no, no,
84. 2:32>> no, no. What?
85. 2:34>> No, hold on. But when I didn't record
86. 2:35it, it's for a kiss, which is a good
87. 2:36thing. No, a punch in the face. Ow,
88. 2:39>> come on, damn it. Come, come. Look,
89. 2:41look now. Now if he acts crazy again,
90. 2:43you can go after him and wreck him.
91. 2:45We’re going to break him. Let’s go,
92. 2:46let’s go, let’s go.
93. 2:47>> Go.
94. 2:49>> Drop your shoulder. I have an affection
95. 2:56, an admiration for you
96. 2:59>> that doesn't—it doesn't fit in my
97. 3:01heart.
98. 3:03>> I love you.
99. 3:08>> In the movie American Pie, what was the
100. 3:09name of the character who had the hot
101. 3:11mom?
102. 3:12>> It was, it was Stifler.
103. 3:14>> What's the answer? Stifler.
104. 3:18>> Pulled it. Spun it. Let’s see. Look,
105. 3:21help.
106. 3:23>> You don’t care about anything. You
107. 3:25just want to drink.
108. 3:26>> There's an ad already. No. Look at this
109. 3:28crazy thing. We have our first sponsor.
110. 3:31>> Yeah. My name is Esdras, I've worked in
111. 3:34sales for 18 years and today I’m
112. 3:35bringing the novelty that is, look,
113. 3:37taking over the market.
114. 3:38>> Have you ever thought about having an
115. 3:40eco-friendly solar-powered clothes
116. 3:42dryer?
117. 3:43>> Oh, really?
118. 3:43>> How does it work?
119. 3:44>> Bring the image here for us. It's the
120. 3:46real deal. Look at that, look. Dryer.
121. 3:49Solar powered. How do you hang clothes
122. 3:52in there? I don't get it.
123. 3:55>> Just a minute and it's already drying.
124. 3:57Look at that wonder. What is this?
125. 4:07>> Wrong. Wrong. Guilherme, Guilherme,
126. 4:11Guilherme
127. 4:20>> with just one hand. Which hand are you
128. 4:22going to use? Right.
129. 4:25>> For the folks.
130. 4:26>> Calm down, Holyfield. This episode is
131. 4:28missing some punches. Look, let him
132. 4:31have it. Let him have it. Naela. I’m
133. 4:34going to try, look, left
134. 4:36>> it was a reflex. It was a reflex.
135. 4:41>> Give him a little coffee for the
136. 4:43>> what is this?
137. 4:44>> Oops, knocked over the lapel mic.
138. 4:45Knocked over the lapel.
139. 4:46>> Knocked it. What were the names of the
140. 5:04scientists? What were they, then, right
141. 5:06? Yeah, the vocabulary is wrong here.
142. 5:09What was the scientist's name? Ah, what
143. 5:12were the names of the scientists who
144. 5:14worked in Castelo Rá-Tim-Bum?
145. 5:16>> Dude, I think I know, but I'm afraid of
146. 5:18getting it wrong.
147. 5:18>> So, take a guess.
148. 5:19>> It's not Culp,
149. 5:20>> is it?
150. 5:21>> It's not, right? I don't know.
151. 5:24>> Thank you. Ow, ow, ow. Hey, I'm serious
152. 5:26, I am strong.
153. 5:27>> Where is it? Go, go, go. Give one. Hey,
154. 5:31Júlio, you are strong, man.
155. 5:32>> Pompeu Pompilio Pomposo. Oh, damn it.
156. 5:34It’s like Hyperion.
157. 5:36>> Yeah. Yeah. Spun it.
158. 5:43>> Right here.
159. 5:43>> That doesn't exist
160. 5:44>> for you to get revenge. You don't
161. 5:46understand. He's the owner of the
162. 5:47program now.
163. 5:48>> I'm never the owner.
164. 5:49>> Don't come. Don't hit my neighbor. His
165. 5:52mom will be mad at me. Hello.
166. 5:55>> It's not him.
167. 5:56>> Why me then?
168. 5:57>> Did I win there?
169. 5:58>> In order, it was Muca. But for the
170. 6:00script, I think it's better to be
171. 6:02Lapela. Oh boy.
172. 6:04>> How's that?
173. 6:04>> It can, it can be Muca.
174. 6:06>> No, director.
175. 6:07>> I think he's going to seduce.
176. 6:08>> Director.
177. 6:09>> Hey Muca, go [ __ ] yourself.
178. 6:11>> Ready?
179. 6:11>> In...
180. 6:13>> He's going to answer, he's going to
181. 6:14answer. Calm down. He pressed it.
182. 6:17Quicksand.
183. 6:20>> Correct answer.
184. 6:23>> Spin it, Muca.
185. 6:25>> Uh...
186. 6:27>> Who spins it? I spin.
187. 6:28>> Simora. There. There. Let's see which
188. 6:30door it is. It already turned useless.
189. 6:32>> Oops, door number two. Luluca,
190. 6:35>> go, go, he's...Go, go, go. He's moving.
191. 6:36>> No, I'm at the door. I'm at the door.
192. 6:38No, I am at the door. Oh,
193. 6:41>> yeah.
194. 6:47>> Vodka or coconut water.
195. 6:49>> Ah, you're kidding.
196. 6:50>> Who knows too much. I don't know the
197. 6:53rest of the song.
198. 6:54>> One is vodka, the other is coconut
199. 6:56water. It's the Naldo challenge. Then
200. 6:58you'll have to choose one of them. And
201. 7:00wow.
202. 7:01>> He chose. Is that what you're going to
203. 7:02drink? That's it. Man, wow, huh? What
204. 7:11could it be, huh? Calm, calm. We need a
205. 7:14show here today. Let me see. That
206. 7:16moment.
207. 7:18>> It's moonshine, right? It's not vodka,
208. 7:20no. I think it's vodka, but damn cheap.
209. 7:22Look, I got goosebumps all over. Wow.
210. 7:23Look at the size of the hair standing
211. 7:25up. Ah, plug-nose, no butt, one-legged,
212. 7:29worm-body, toothless, big-eared, has an
213. 7:31ingrown nail with sagging breasts and a
214. 7:34lump on the back. Who is this person?
215. 7:38>> My ex-wife.
216. 7:43>> Correct notes.
217. 7:45>> Ah, what's that?
218. 7:46>> Double, double.
219. 7:47>> One of three and...
220. 7:48>> pow.
221. 7:52>> Will you bring me luck? Bring me luck.
222. 7:54Bring me luck.
223. 7:54>> Whoa. Ah, slap in the face with talcum
224. 7:58powder. But besides this novelty, let's
225. 8:01go to our second sponsor.
226. 8:03>> Ever thought about starting a business
227. 8:05that everyone is talking about?
228. 8:06>> Was...
229. 8:07>> you, probably you, born and raised in
230. 8:09Osasco, I'm bringing the sugarcane
231. 8:10juice startup, full speed ahead. You
232. 8:13who want to take this taste of Brazil
233. 8:15to all parts of Brazil that still don't
234. 8:17have it, and sometimes parts abroad.
235. 8:18>> Look at that wallet, wallet. Man, old
236. 8:21man's wallet is full, right? You take,
237. 8:23take the cards here, carpenter, Tião
238. 8:25the Gas Man.
239. 8:27>> See if there's a card there, please.
240. 8:34>> Card.
241. 8:35>> Card. Health insurance.
242. 8:36>> Health insurance.
243. 8:37>> I really need it, man.
244. 8:38>> That Senac card I saw there. That's it.
245. 8:42>> It's from Senac. Wait a minute. He has
246. 8:45a loyalty card.
247. 8:53>> Censorship. But it's true. It's no joke
248. 8:55.
249. 8:56>> Look here. That's pathetic. Put it here
250. 9:00>> now. Let's measure the bee.
251. 9:03>> What is this, man? He's had enough,
252. 9:05right? Or not? No. Pour more. Pour more
253. 9:07,
254. 9:07>> Pedrão. Hold my crown.
255. 9:09>> Your wreath of flowers, in this case,
256. 9:11right? Film this, film this. My God,
257. 9:15this is looking ugly. Wow.
258. 9:28>> Wow.
259. 9:29>> Hello. Hello.
260. 9:31>> Man, it turned into an All Star, bro.
261. 9:33It went in through the ear. It comes
262. 9:34out through the mouth. Give me a kiss
263. 9:35on the cheek, Pedro.
264. 9:36>> What is this? No. Right there.
265. 9:38>> Give him a little kiss.
266. 9:41>> And I still have to drink. Wait.
267. 9:43>> Look, it's over. It's already getting
268. 9:44like that. From here, we're going to a
269. 9:46motel.
270. 9:48>> No, just kidding. I have a boyfriend.
271. 9:50>> You're dating?
272. 9:51>> I am.
273. 9:52>> When did the Bateor Regaça episode air
274. 9:56on TV?
275. 9:57>> The exact date. I'll say "on TV"
276. 9:59because I'm already shielding myself
277. 10:00from the authorities, you know? This
278. 10:02segment is mine. It started on YouTube,
279. 10:04then I took it to TV. But it's mine and
280. 10:07no one is taking it. It's back. And
281. 10:10it's mine. It is not. It's mine.
282. 10:15>> He's drunk.
283. 10:16>> So let's get closer. Whoever hits it
284. 10:19first there, look. February 10, 2016.
285. 10:23>> It's less.
286. 10:24>> April 27, 2015.
287. 10:27>> August 17, 2015.
288. 10:30>> It's more.
289. 10:30>> November 15, 2015.
290. 10:33>> It's less.
291. 10:33>> September 15, 2015. It's more.
292. 10:36>> Look, you think you're in the middle
293. 10:38ground. No,
294. 10:40>> no, no, no, no.
295. 10:40>> October 25, 2015.
296. 10:43>> Correct answer.
297. 10:47>> Right here, in your bag there, look.
298. 10:52>> Hey,
299. 10:54>> let's see what Whoops, door number four
300. 10:56. It's one. He's an idiot. This door is
301. 11:01something special, I'm with you on this
302. 11:03. Open it up. Ladies and gentlemen, the
303. 11:05door is open. What is this, man?
304. 11:09>> Look what's coming. Already. You're
305. 11:17crazy.
306. 11:18>> Damn, I saw a little ball here, bro.
307. 11:19>> I warned you. You're going to leave him
308. 11:20with no ammo,
309. 11:21>> you nutjob. I've been here three hours.
310. 11:22I'm giving it to shoot at someone, man.
311. 11:24>> Let me see. For no reason.
312. 11:25>> Wow, they already took you, you took it
313. 11:29>> for no reason at all. What a damn kid.
314. 11:33>> Let's go, lapel. This is the door, look
315. 11:35. Let me explain the door here.
316. 11:37>> Whoops.
317. 11:37>> Whoops.
318. 11:39>> You'll have to choose our shooter.
319. 11:42Where he's going to shoot you. Either
320. 11:43on your foot or on your hand.
321. 11:45>> Ah.
322. 11:46>> Ah. Just a reminder, it's an airsoft
323. 11:47gun. Okay, guys,
324. 11:49>> who are you going to shoot? Stop that
325. 11:50[ __ ]. He's crazy. Are you going for the
326. 11:52hand or the foot?
327. 11:52>> The hand. Go. If you go for the foot,
328. 11:54I'll go for the hand. Hey,
329. 11:56>> okay, hold on, hold on. Does anyone
330. 11:57have a nail clipper? What, bro?
331. 11:58>> You think yours is ugly?
332. 11:59>> Ridiculous.
333. 12:00>> For real?
334. 12:01>> No, but you chewed it. What is that?
335. 12:03>> That's a gamer's nail, brother.
336. 12:04>> Wow, the thumb. The finger is kind of
337. 12:06square. Minecraft. The creeper.
338. 12:08>> I'm going to shoot here. Here, here,
339. 12:09here, here.
340. 12:10>> And now on the
341. 12:11>> Let's see.
342. 12:11>> Calm down, calm down, calm down. I'm
343. 12:13tense. You drank.
344. 12:16>> You can go,
345. 12:16>> go. Wow,
346. 12:19>> it didn't hit. Galoper better than Band
347. 12:33, huh?
348. 12:34>> Hey, Júlio, get up, man. It's already
349. 12:36>> You're taking punches. It's been two
350. 12:38hours. It didn't hurt. One is going to
351. 12:39hurt. Want to see another one?
352. 12:40>> No, no.
353. 12:44>> Ouch, I hit my head. There's an iron
354. 12:46bar here. Who put an iron bar here? Uba
355. 12:51who cultivates the seed of love.
356. 12:53>> Look, damn it.
357. 12:59>> Look at what you did. I crawled here.
358. 13:03>> To me, this cloth had nothing behind it
359. 13:04. The noise it must have made was
360. 13:06incredible, right? Hey audio guys,
361. 13:11>> man. But I gave it a headbutt there,
362. 13:13look. Man, I'm, I'm
363. 13:17>> Headbutt me. Come headbutt me.
364. 13:20>> The shot is already gone. The shot
365. 13:21isn't hurting anymore. The headbutt is
366. 13:22hurting. And head at the same time,
367. 13:24look. T what is going to happen. It's
368. 13:30the punch show. Let's spin here just to
369. 13:33show up there, look.
370. 13:36>> It's the show.
371. 13:37>> In what year did the Dragon Ball Z
372. 13:39episode air? 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004?
373. 13:452004, Pedrão.
374. 13:46>> And the answer is wrong.
375. 13:49>> Give him a punch, Pedrão.
376. 13:51>> Pedrão.
377. 13:51>> What did Jonathan from the new
378. 13:53generation do on Saturdays and Sundays?
379. 13:56>> Fly kites and play ball. Thank you. Big
380. 13:58hug.
381. 13:58>> Which of these dinosaurs lived in
382. 14:01Brazil? Question mark. Oxalaia. Dino da
383. 14:04Silvassauro. Sure. Shibalaê.
384. 14:07>> Man, just remember a song.
385. 14:08>> It's the Dino da Silvassauro.
386. 14:09>> No, man. No, cut that. What is the
387. 14:15presenter's middle name? Celso Portioli
388. 14:18. Celso Santos Portioli. Celso César
389. 14:20Portioli. Celso Yulis Portioli. Celso
390. 14:23Azevedo Portioli.
391. 14:26>> Celso
392. 14:27>> what?
393. 14:29>> Yeah.
394. 14:29>> Which of these countries doesn't use
395. 14:31the euro? As currency question mark.
396. 14:34Slovenia, Denmark, France, Croatia.
397. 14:37>> Slovenia. Oh Pedro, you hate me. The
398. 14:40doctor who pokes men over 40 in the
399. 14:43butt is option A.
400. 14:44>> Ah, no need for options. No need for
401. 14:46options. How old are you?
402. 14:49>> 43.
403. 14:50>> Have you had it done yet?
404. 14:52>> No.
405. 14:54>> Puttologist, urologist, ophthalmologist
406. 14:57, neurologist. B. You said it,
407. 15:00>> it's wrong. It's proctologist.
408. 15:02>> It's proctologist.
409. 15:03>> Proctologist.
410. 15:04>> It's proctologist, right? Who was
411. 15:06responsible for the ques? You can
412. 15:07assault the person responsible. You can
413. 15:08assault them. You can assault them.
414. 15:09>> Wow.
415. 15:10>> So, how many kilometers is a marathon?
416. 15:14>> 20 km.
417. 15:15>> More.
418. 15:16>> 40 km.
419. 15:16>> More.
420. 15:17>> 60 km.
421. 15:18>> Less.
422. 15:18>> Ah, [ __ ]. 50 km.
423. 15:20>> Less.
424. 15:21>> 45 km.
425. 15:21>> Less.
426. 15:22>> 42 km.
427. 15:23>> Correct answer.
428. 15:25>> Damn, son.
429. 15:30>> Wanna see? Ah, look at that. I can't
430. 15:32even throw a punch. Little door
431. 15:34>> of Mr. Salad. Door number three.
432. 15:37>> Go, Mr. Salad. Go, Mr. Salad.
433. 15:39>> Batti Regaça was a show on open TV,
434. 15:42>> right?
435. 15:43>> But we didn't captivate the ladies,
436. 15:45>> no.
437. 15:46>> We captivated the young audience.
438. 15:47That's true. That is a fact.
439. 15:49>> And here we're making content for all
440. 15:51audiences.
441. 15:51>> Sure.
442. 15:52>> Every great event has a halftime show.
443. 15:55Ladies and gentlemen, with you, Roberto
444. 15:59Carlos. When you broke up with me,
445. 16:06>> it's not possible.
446. 16:08>> My life almost had.
447. 16:10>> Hey. You smell good.
448. 16:12>> End for you. For you. ooh ooh.
449. 16:15>> What do you have to say to our Roberto?
450. 16:17>> No, the thing is, back in the Jovem
451. 16:18Guarda days,
452. 16:18>> you're wearing a lapel mic, man. Bub.
453. 16:20>> But why did he give me this? Then let
454. 16:22me ask. It's just like what I do, bro.
455. 16:25Back in the Jovem Guarda era, who was
456. 16:26the girl you wanted to hook up with the
457. 16:28most back then?
458. 16:29>> There are so many emotions. I would say
459. 16:32that in the Jovem Guarda era.
460. 16:33Vanderleia, man.
461. 16:35>> Me too.
462. 16:37>> If your leg is made of wood, your wood
463. 16:39is the size of a leg. the necessary
464. 16:43size, man. And speaking the most
465. 16:45beautiful song ever heard.
466. 16:50>> Your voice spoke only of love. Every
467. 16:53gesture of yours was of love and peace.
468. 16:56>> Took it away
469. 16:58>> in the heart.
470. 16:59>> How does a motel loyalty card work?
471. 17:02>> You get discounts, right? Just like a
472. 17:03credit card. You get like a cashback.
473. 17:06>> Really?
474. 17:06>> Miles. You earn miles at the motel.
475. 17:08Something like that. Daddy is flying
476. 17:10high, my son. It's flying.
477. 17:13>> The Moscow Mule drink uses which root?
478. 17:17Oh, man, man. He's a bar pain, no way.
479. 17:24I didn't press anything. This thing
480. 17:26here,
481. 17:26>> if you were to say it, what would you
482. 17:28say?
483. 17:28>> Wow, the smoke,
484. 17:29>> bro.
485. 17:30>> Talking about the smoke,
486. 17:31>> I wouldn't say it. Tâmara
487. 17:32>> said it. You missed it. You missed it,
488. 17:35man.
489. 17:36>> Spin the rotator,
490. 17:40>> big death.
491. 17:41>> Whoa.
492. 17:41>> Was your father cremated?
493. 17:42>> My father was cremated. And yours?
494. 17:44>> Mine too.
495. 17:45>> Where did he go? I threw his ashes
496. 17:46>> in the ashtray.
497. 17:47>> It's buried there at my ranch.
498. 17:49>> The ashtray?
499. 17:49>> No, my father.
500. 17:50>> But he wasn't cremated.
501. 17:51>> But I put him in an urn, buried it
502. 17:52there.
503. 17:53>> Ah, your father in the urn. Tiroriru.
504. 17:55Why didn't you just bury the body?
505. 17:56>> Because the body. You bought a coffin.
506. 17:58Oh, you animal. You bought a coffin for
507. 18:00your father.
508. 18:00>> But you bought a
509. 18:01>> You bought a coffin for your father
510. 18:02>> for nothing. Hit him, hit n
511. 18:04>> talk about my father.
512. 18:13>> Oh boy, look what I did. Ah, it didn't,
513. 18:17it didn't work out.
514. 18:17>> Complete the saying. A chicken that
515. 18:20hangs out with a duck. Help me. This
516. 18:26[ __ ], huh? Huh? Turns into a duckling.
517. 18:28>> Turns into a duckling. Dies drowning.
518. 18:33>> Where does it turn into a du-?
519. 18:36>> It spun.
520. 18:37>> That's true.
521. 18:37>> You're being malicious, huh, Muca? I
522. 18:39hope you get screwed. Whoa,
523. 18:41>> mute punch.
524. 18:42>> Mute punch.
525. 18:45>> Let me see.
526. 18:47>> Go, measure, measure. It won't reach
527. 18:49>> no. Come closer. Come closer. I want to
528. 18:51reach.
529. 18:52>> I want you close to me.
530. 18:54>> Geez, bro.
531. 18:55>> You're tall, huh, buddy? Do you take
532. 18:59tadala? Seriously, this implant I put
533. 19:01in, I'll tell the truth now, it's pure
534. 19:03tadala.
535. 19:04>> There's test and tadala. Test and
536. 19:08>> every day. Every day inserting a little
537. 19:11in the butt.
538. 19:13>> A little, not a butt of testosterone.
539. 19:15>> Look, look, look.
540. 19:16>> And a little tadalafil. And how do you
541. 19:19feel right now?
542. 19:21>> At your little noise, they give a punch
543. 19:23.
544. 19:25>> Wow. I no, I didn't get the first one
545. 19:33right. I'm a rascal. Ow, ow,
546. 19:42>> you're a tough guy then, right? Right,
547. 19:44my little partner?
548. 19:44>> Hello mouth.
549. 19:45>> Wow.
550. 19:46>> Right, my little partner?
551. 19:47>> Which São Paulo team has the same name
552. 19:49as a traditional pizza flavor?
553. 19:51>> Wait, wait. Portuguesa.
554. 19:54>> Correct answer. I was going to say spin
555. 19:57the wheel, Muca white screen. Wait,
556. 20:05let's go to our next sponsor.
557. 20:07>> Whoa, it's now. Everyone plays cards,
558. 20:10plays Truco, plays Canasta, clean
559. 20:11Canasta, dirty Canasta, the Canasta of
560. 20:13the Brazilian people. And nothing
561. 20:15better to go with those cards your aunt
562. 20:17has been cheating you with since you
563. 20:18were a kid, if you didn't know,
564. 20:20>> than to play with the Wesley Knipes
565. 20:23decks.
566. 20:23>> Can you kill vampires with them too?
567. 20:24>> You can kill "Tampires".
568. 20:26>> I had made a joke to Julio like this, I
569. 20:28said: "
570. 20:30>> Damn, vampires must really suck,
571. 20:32because in Twilight they just get beat
572. 20:34up." A round of applause for Pedrão.
573. 20:39>> Oh, that's not it. A werewolf one. Go.
574. 20:43>> Great joke.
575. 20:43>> Before that, I have just one question
576. 20:46for you. Do you like the werewolf or
577. 20:47the "lick-wolf"?
578. 20:48>> Lick-wolf.
579. 20:49>> So you like it when he licks you?
580. 20:52>> Pedrão is amazing.
581. 20:53>> Oh, man.
582. 20:55>> Oh, dude,
583. 20:56>> you missed it.
584. 20:59>> I'm going to say one now that goes like
585. 21:01this.
586. 21:01>> No, it wasn't you. It was you here.
587. 21:04>> I didn't do anything. Semua, hold him.
588. 21:06I can't take getting beat up anymore.
589. 21:08Whoa. Okay, it's slipping. I'm leaving.
590. 21:11Ow, damn.
591. 21:17>> I won't hire anyone to host if they're
592. 21:18going to keep the gloves on, huh. What
593. 21:19was the name of the YouTuber who opened
594. 21:22his videos saying "Hey, dude"?
595. 21:25>> Peter Jordan.
596. 21:26>> Wow, not even close.
597. 21:27>> Hey, dude? All right.
598. 21:29>> Hey, dude?
599. 21:30>> It's not Contente.
600. 21:31>> He opened like that.
601. 21:32>> So,
602. 21:32>> hey, dude.
603. 21:33>> Hey, dude? All right. The answer is
604. 21:36correct.
605. 21:39>> It's wrong, right?
606. 21:40>> You were already going to lose.
607. 21:42>> I was wrong.
608. 21:42>> You were already going to lose. Let's
609. 21:44see. Spin it. Pull it there. Spin the
610. 21:46wheel.
611. 21:49>> Last door.
612. 21:50>> Door number four. Why are you here in
613. 21:52the chroma key
614. 21:54>> standing here? Oh, they forgot to
615. 21:56finish your ad, right?
616. 21:57>> Send them away, let's go.
617. 21:59>> There's a dining table with headboards
618. 22:00I need to pick up.
619. 22:02>> Hey, hey. Oh, [ __ ]. Hey, my microphone,
620. 22:05man. Wait a minute, man.
621. 22:08>> He screamed, damn.
622. 22:12>> Oh, hell.
623. 22:13>> Oh, damn. Let's survive this.
624. 22:17>> What? Are you going to kill me? Yes.
625. 22:20>> That's all that's missing now. Missing
626. 22:21dying by the human snake.
627. 22:23>> It's the snake man.
628. 22:24>> No,
629. 22:25>> Snake Man.
630. 22:26>> Bi, Marcel Bi. Go there to the front,
631. 22:28stand there, see, it will, come here
632. 22:29next to him, will enter a...
633. 22:32>> one like him, tattooed.
634. 22:33>> Oh, no way.
635. 22:34>> Stay here, look. Look at that camera
636. 22:36there.
637. 22:36>> Which one?
638. 22:37>> There it is.
639. 22:38>> Oh, it's
640. 22:39>> there. It's going to enter now. You
641. 22:40like that too. There. What do you think
642. 22:44he does?
643. 22:46>> I think he does tattoos and piercings.
644. 22:50>> What's your handle for the folks?
645. 22:53>> Which Instagram handle? It's just that
646. 22:55>> no, not the handle of your bike,
647. 22:57>> your handle is on the screen. Alright.
648. 22:59>> Do you want to speak? Do you want to
649. 23:00speak?
650. 23:00>> You don't remember. You don't remember.
651. 23:02>> It's not because I
652. 23:03>> he hates me a lot.
653. 23:05>> No, I adore you. You're helping me
654. 23:07achieve my dream. Thanks.
655. 23:08>> What is your dream? Man, I am studying
656. 23:13to
657. 23:15>> be a sports journalist, because I like
658. 23:17this camera part, talking to the camera
659. 23:19. So much so that I am this extrovert
660. 23:21who jokes thanks to you, because I was
661. 23:23very shy. It was, I started following
662. 23:26you, and I realized, man, I can be
663. 23:27myself without fear. Woo!
664. 23:33>> Nice, Pedrão, Pedrão,
665. 23:35>> Pedrão, Pedrão, Pedrão.
666. 23:38>> Ask for a job at the hood.
667. 23:41>> Do you know what the hood is?
668. 23:43>> Hood, hire me.
669. 23:44>> But do you know what the hood is?
670. 23:46>> Which program is it? I am at
671. 23:50>> Marcelinho Carioca's. Ju
672. 23:53>> hood, my friend. Hire
673. 23:57>> it was supposed to continue. It was for
674. 23:59you to continue. Oh, right. Thanks.
675. 24:03>> What is your name?
676. 24:04>> Marcelo.
677. 24:05>> Marcelo. Got it. Very good name, right?
678. 24:10>> Hey, show us your tongue, I saw it has
679. 24:12a
680. 24:13>> Whoa, a wonder from Guilherme.
681. 24:16>> Look at that thing.
682. 24:17>> Why is the Naruto kind of rotten?
683. 24:20>> It's not blue.
684. 24:21>> Oh, sorry.
685. 24:22>> Oh, you tattooed your tongue?
686. 24:23>> Yes.
687. 24:24>> Oh, but oh, it must have.
688. 24:26>> Oh, and you want me to do one with this
689. 24:27guy?
690. 24:28>> Tattoo the eye. You tattooed your eye
691. 24:29too. Yeah, the man is all dye.
692. 24:31>> The beluga is also the beluga
693. 24:32>> too.
694. 24:33>> Oh
695. 24:34>> Marcelo, what did you come here for?
696. 24:38>> So, I came to get a piercing, right?
697. 24:40>> We're going to revisit a historic
698. 24:43Borregaça moment,
699. 24:44>> ugly,
700. 24:45>> flashback. And today Pedro Guilherme
701. 24:48will get a nipple piercing.
702. 24:52>> Woo! And he likes a nipple suck, he
703. 24:55loses sensitivity.
704. 24:58>> So, let's go. Hey Marcelo,
705. 24:59>> let's go then.
706. 25:01>> Sounds like Vampeta saying Marcelo,
707. 25:03>> but I'm not, I'm not with the evolved
708. 25:05bike. How do you do it?
709. 25:06>> Oh, I'll help you out just fine. Let
710. 25:07the arm,
711. 25:09>> damn it. But is it sitting down like
712. 25:10this?
713. 25:10>> No worries.
714. 25:11>> Do you want me to stand up? No,
715. 25:13>> I'm already saying goodbye to you at
716. 25:14home. Leave your like, subscribe to the
717. 25:16channel. Marcelo is putting the
718. 25:18piercing on the thingy there. A
719. 25:21beautiful test. Ow, Wow. Wow. Marcelo.
720. 25:29>> Yikes,
721. 25:30>> it hurts like hell, you son of a [ __ ].
722. 25:33You lied to me. Holy [ __ ], man. I'm
723. 25:36never gonna hold it.
724. 25:37>> Hold it, hold it.
725. 25:39>> Damn, now it's gonna hurt more, right?
726. 25:41>> Uh-huh.
727. 25:42>> You've already suffered enough now. Let
728. 25:43it be, bro.
729. 25:44>> Wow, man. Ah, no problem.
730. 25:47>> There’s too much going on in this
731. 25:49show. Leave a like,
732. 25:50>> don't leave it on this side.
733. 25:52>> Follow the social media of everyone who
734. 25:53participated. Follow the host too, okay
735. 25:56? Son of a [ __ ] of a show. Thank you
736. 25:59very much. You who liked this segment
737. 26:0210 years ago, it's back,
738. 26:04>> maybe worse than it was. But comment
739. 26:06below what you’re thinking, because
740. 26:08I’m already dying to quit. We’re
741. 26:10only on the second episode, but I’m
742. 26:12really thinking about it. Today I
743. 26:14headbutted concrete, my head got
744. 26:16slammed in a door. So I think
745. 26:19>> my tit is punctured, brother.
746. 26:20>> Thank you very much, Marcelo.
747. 26:23>> Thank you very much, Lapela. Woo!
748. 26:26>> You're staying with us, right? Always.
749. 26:28>> Thank you very much.
750. 26:29>> Esdras.
751. 26:30>> Esdras.
752. 26:31>> Esdra Esdras Venda, thank you very much
753. 26:33Muca who was part of the Bate o Regaça
754. 26:35history is back.
755. 26:36>> Thanks my beautiful friend, thank you.
756. 26:38>> Thank you very much Pedro Guilherme, he
757. 26:40got screwed, thank you very much
758. 26:41Pedrão the neighbor for participating.
759. 26:44>> Great Pedrão the neighbor.
760. 26:46>> Finish this video, say whatever you
761. 26:47want.
762. 26:48>> And if you
763. 26:50>> want to see me more often here on B-
764. 26:52>> No, that verb agreement wasn't right.
765. 26:56And if you at home want,
766. 26:58>> but that's not even an audience,
767. 27:01>> so you at home, if you want to see me
768. 27:03in more videos, leave it in the
769. 27:05comments, whether on Bate o Regaça or
770. 27:06in other Júlio segments, because I
771. 27:08will always be available whenever he
772. 27:10needs.
773. 27:12>> Ah, thank you very much for watching
774. 27:14and see you next time. Bate o Regaça.
775. 27:19>> Let's go, look. This is worth your like
776. 27:24, huh? For God’s sake, man. If it's
777. 27:25not worth it, how do I take this off?
778. 27:26Oh, Marcelo,
779. 27:27>> it’s over. Stay. No, it’s staying,
780. 27:28it’s staying, it’s staying.