Patrice O'Neal - Help Me Figure Out The Theory — Transcript

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1. 0:00I'm just trying to figure out the
2. 0:00fundamental argument to it
3. 0:03it's learn where it's not religion and
4. 0:06it's not psycho nonsense
5. 0:08yes it's basically I'm really trying to
6. 0:11figure out I always said there's why
7. 0:14can't why do you because I start with
8. 0:18saying it's threesomes yeah when it
9. 0:20there's a lot of rules to them you have
10. 0:21to even before Joe no I never had one
11. 0:23Noorie yes I have with two sisters I
12. 0:35believe they were twins
13. 0:36that's pretty twisted it was dominant
14. 0:38what was submissive no girl in the
15. 0:43mother chick while I was spanking and
16. 0:45what was spitting in my face girlfriend
17. 0:49years and years ago we saw another
18. 0:51couple and we didn't do full swap she
19. 0:55sucked the other guy's dick and the
20. 0:58other guy's girlfriend and my girlfriend
21. 0:59stuff this is not a threesome you're not
22. 1:02describing threesomes here did you
23. 1:05really do the twins thing or were you
24. 1:06joking that really totally happened
25. 1:08where the [ __ ] did you meet twins that
26. 1:10we will not I don't remember writing
27. 1:11Pennsylvania you know you doing what
28. 1:21your girl is when did some rules and a
29. 1:24lot of some a lot of the rules is no
30. 1:26intimacy basically it boiled down to
31. 1:27just you can't be intimate with the
32. 1:29other girl and I was just getting tired
33. 1:31of that I was getting tired of you know
34. 1:33going through the you know the whole
35. 1:36rigmarole of meet someone and then do a
36. 1:39threesome but you have to kind of the
37. 1:41other girl you gotta treat like garbage
38. 1:42cars yeah she's like just the [ __ ]
39. 1:44object in the room I mean I could do
40. 1:47anything except for kiss her yeah look
41. 1:49at her for any long period of time and
42. 1:52enjoy anything on her body right any
43. 1:55loving like yeah
44. 1:57Alysha stmas don't look too interested
45. 1:59yeah don't like her I'm just really
46. 2:04trying to put together thing I want I
47. 2:05want another girlfriend and am I my
48. 2:08first bit of
49. 2:11uh you know preparation scintilla to the
50. 2:15dogma is how come you can love both your
51. 2:19parents all your kids all your [ __ ]
52. 2:23you know relatives you got two three
53. 2:26dogs you love them all and they love you
54. 2:28why can't you love excellent point two
55. 2:31and one to a girl because none of those
56. 2:33people [ __ ] you for mention people [ __ ]
57. 2:38but that I understand that and that's
58. 2:40but that's still the I think it's
59. 2:43different love you have a you have the
60. 2:46thing that makes if you love your dad
61. 2:49you love your mom they love you the
62. 2:51thing is that everybody is you know
63. 2:54involved in the love they're into the
64. 2:56fact that your mother and your father
65. 2:58would never bring you in a room and go
66. 3:00Anthony choose one because I can't have
67. 3:02you loving him or loving her to think
68. 3:06they did it's like you you just love it
69. 3:11you love yeah yeah and you your three
70. 3:13aunts have you got a few hearts you love
71. 3:15them you love your uncle Ted you love
72. 3:17your [ __ ] kids everybody only thing
73. 3:22that keeps you from having extra love in
74. 3:25your life is that there's a person that
75. 3:27doesn't allow you to have that love
76. 3:30there's a person that you go you look at
77. 3:32it that way doesn't allow you but
78. 3:35there's the point of monogamy being
79. 3:38because you're so in love with this
80. 3:42person that you don't want or there's
81. 3:45nobody else that could is that possible
82. 3:49that's what the series by thank you I'm
83. 3:52telling you got a good one
84. 3:54and like like all of us we all max out
85. 3:57on anything like it with pornography is
86. 4:00a bad one like what I'm into pornography
87. 4:02and I'm try not to watch it because it
88. 4:03desensitizes read everything and I'm
89. 4:05like okay what's next what's next what's
90. 4:07next I got a one up and I got a one up
91. 4:09and I got a one up just to keep myself
92. 4:10interested and sexually excited but it's
93. 4:12like when you look I know you for years
94. 4:14and the girl you dated many many years
95. 4:16ago who was a nice girl but you know
96. 4:18sexually you said she wasn't as you know
97. 4:20experienced and poor duck sauce on your
98. 4:22penis and
99. 4:24the few years later that was years ago
100. 4:26you from oh god you remember yep I mean
101. 4:30from that we got a little freaking as
102. 4:36she poured an entire a half a pint of
103. 4:41duck sauce [ __ ] Altoid box you know
104. 4:56and she turned around like and she put
105. 4:58the whole thing out toys in a mob legs
106. 4:59she turn around like she was put in a
107. 5:01fake Dracula teeth turn around go boo
108. 5:04the [ __ ] started she thought they eat
109. 5:06from the make my dick did you like it
110. 5:16and these Altoids choke you my thing is
111. 5:24a lot of stuff mainly is one thing is
112. 5:27that you know you do enjoy other women
113. 5:30you just enjoy other women I don't want
114. 5:33to cheat on my girl I just want to enjoy
115. 5:34other women from time to time and the
116. 5:36other thing is I'm not friends with my
117. 5:38girlfriend as much as I try my best
118. 5:41we're not buddies man we don't have dude
119. 5:45rapport and a lot of times she don't
120. 5:47have a lot of women friends and I'm like
121. 5:49look the thing is what it benefits my
122. 5:51girl is if I get another girl that she
123. 5:53likes and I like if she has a friend
124. 5:55that can join in against me almost like
125. 5:58a Danni and Joe thing where they just
126. 6:01kind of they both love me but they just
127. 6:03got to get together mm-hmm
128. 6:04you know and then my girl and that girl
129. 6:07can come you know be together talk do
130. 6:09girl [ __ ] the other chick then she
131. 6:12doesn't have to be a side [ __ ] how many
132. 6:14[ __ ] side [ __ ] are the out there
133. 6:16that all they get out of there man or
134. 6:19out of someone else's man is the two
135. 6:22hours of him you know you [ __ ] sit for a
136. 6:24few minutes talk to for a few minutes
137. 6:26drink of orange juice and he's out of it
138. 6:28so you're talking like buying her shoes
139. 6:30and [ __ ] I'm talking that this [ __ ]
140. 6:32gets to love me just like my girl gets
141. 6:35to love me either she doesn't have to be
142. 6:37a [ __ ] idiot in the closet that I
143. 6:40come visit at 12:00 at night she can
144. 6:43love because she already loves me enough
145. 6:44to [ __ ] me behind my girl's back but
146. 6:47that's a night but doesn't that isn't it
147. 6:48hard to be a girl because you've already
148. 6:50been together for a while
149. 6:51that's the this is the thing that me and
150. 6:53my girl and I do got a good girl I mean
151. 6:56she really [ __ ] have conversation
152. 6:59open conversations and the fact being
153. 7:02she wants to be there's there is this
154. 7:05like pet world there's what they call
155. 7:08the bottom is my girl
156. 7:09is my top girl it does trickle down from
157. 7:12her because she knows all the things
158. 7:15that like this other chick might go oh
159. 7:17he's so difficult like this and my girls
160. 7:21like I mean because she and this happen
161. 7:23a little bit she has a friend that her
162. 7:26friend her buddy that she's with she
163. 7:29brought a home you know and we were just
164. 7:32hanging and uh and and her buddy stayed
165. 7:34over man and we had a oh really I
166. 7:37dropped everybody else on we had like
167. 7:39there was like a little get-together
168. 7:40dropping everybody home she steaks a
169. 7:42little further and we came back man they
170. 7:45were both in the bed talking my girl she
171. 7:48had on a little nightie and everything I
172. 7:49asked my girl and this is a no-no but
173. 7:52the fact is I said can I kiss her my
174. 7:55girl yeah I didn't ask the girl
175. 8:00screaming running for the
176. 8:07you know we was kiss a little bit we was
177. 8:10kissing a little bit and this and that
178. 8:11and then we had a little session hmm and
179. 8:14then I hadn't go to sleep I wasn't that
180. 8:17time so I got up they stayed in the bed
181. 8:18and I went to sleep another room and
182. 8:20like why do you do linen because I was
183. 8:23just watch TV but they were they want to
184. 8:26sweep the same way
185. 8:27I'm completely dark nope no [ __ ] TV
186. 8:29but I wanted to stay up you know I went
187. 8:33into another room watch TV chilled out
188. 8:35for a minute stay [ __ ] slept ooh like
189. 8:37for an afternoon then I left and we ate
190. 8:41dinner I took the girl home the next day
191. 8:43at about 10 and 10 p.m. and I just said
192. 8:46like when we were all driving home and
193. 8:47they was talking about some [ __ ] and
194. 8:50I just looked at Involvement said I love
195. 8:52y'all I just love y'all I'm gonna miss
196. 8:54us what a [ __ ] I love them I love
197. 8:59y'all but I love both of you what do you
198. 9:03do two periods [ __ ] two chicks that
199. 9:05want two birthdays trying to figure out
200. 9:13the fundamental argument here I think
201. 9:16you can do that to the level of money
202. 9:19you have it really is like you have if
203. 9:22you have enough money to be daddy if you
204. 9:25have enough money to supply both of them
205. 9:28with what they need from a man cuz be
206. 9:30honest you might be like you know you've
207. 9:34got a woman you her man but you might be
208. 9:37some other chicks man - like that's it
209. 9:39that's it you're you're that man you're
210. 9:42the guy is not another guy they don't
211. 9:44there's no other dude you're the guy
212. 9:47whatever you are to your woman and
213. 9:50another ten [ __ ] that are willing to
214. 9:52just [ __ ] you on the side cuz they want
215. 9:56to be your girlfriend you're that guy
216. 9:58they not gonna meet another dude that's
217. 10:00like put the thing pravin one thing is
218. 10:02this though when you look at guys like
219. 10:02Hefner and those got those chicks I mean
220. 10:06that playboy they [ __ ] them but man
221. 10:08those chicks always want to believe it
222. 10:09like it's like and again when you're
223. 10:11aiding your [ __ ] Playboy Bunnies it
224. 10:13could be worse yeah
225. 10:15but again that he's a rare exception but
226. 10:16most people in that situation you're not
227. 10:19gonna truly have the loyalty of either
228. 10:20girl and either both of them will
229. 10:22eventually start just taking what they
230. 10:24can get and using the situation for what
231. 10:26it is and then a vault you're looking
232. 10:28see I'm trying to get the beginning
233. 10:31going the idea of how to place this into
234. 10:36the reality of life well the actual to
235. 10:40actual girlfriends so the reality of it
236. 10:44too not well you're going holy [ __ ] you
237. 10:47already go into the problems of two
238. 10:48periods two [ __ ] because you've
239. 10:50already got a good chick though it's
240. 10:51like you're not going from the theory of
241. 10:53I have no chicks I'd like to have two
242. 10:54you already got one so the thing at
243. 10:56stake is you don't to blow the one you
244. 10:57got right [ __ ] smoking hot right she
245. 11:00just threesomes she's funny it's like
246. 11:02it's like as a guy if you would have
247. 11:04said to yourself eight years ago that we
248. 11:05were talking this that chick over there
249. 11:07will be your girlfriend she'll do
250. 11:09anything you want her to do she'll have
251. 11:11threesomes with other girls still be
252. 11:12loyal this is only possible because of
253. 11:15my girls right cuz their woman I have I
254. 11:17can't like but you can meet another
255. 11:20chick and try to build it into the chick
256. 11:23you need but women I'll do anything you
257. 11:25want if they love you enough they'll
258. 11:27listen to what you have to say mmm so
259. 11:29what I'm saying is I don't want to
260. 11:30replace her by any means with enough I'm
261. 11:32just saying why can't fundamentally why
262. 11:36can't if if I can't meet another woman
263. 11:40that I might like also and without even
264. 11:44changing me and her dynamic that I just
265. 11:46bring in and it's just like instead of
266. 11:48it being religious it's it's it's just
267. 11:51the beginning of it meaning when you
268. 11:53meet a girl at the club to introduce
269. 11:55this to society where you meet a girl at
270. 11:57the club and she understands them if you
271. 12:00meet a guy and he says he doesn't have a
272. 12:02girlfriend he's lying he that means he
273. 12:04has at least six [ __ ] he's [ __ ]
274. 12:07cuz we don't live like that
275. 12:08men don't live like we're waiting for
276. 12:10the the next like
277. 12:13soulmate we don't live like that so if
278. 12:15you guys says I don't have a girl is
279. 12:17this something he has girls somewhere
280. 12:18she's competing some kind of way so if
281. 12:21I'm eating chicken go I have a
282. 12:22girlfriend she's pretty she's pretty
283. 12:25like you you getting a wig in the
284. 12:27long but I don't want to tell you I
285. 12:29don't want to be with you because I got
286. 12:32a girl let's go meet my girl together we
287. 12:40might all get along ideally ideally I
288. 12:44you know I understand what you're saying
289. 12:46but it just seems it seems like such a
290. 12:49volatile situation I mean it's sad let's
291. 12:53not work on the volatility that
292. 12:55volatility you have to wait a minute
293. 12:58okay would you say that cheating is
294. 13:01socially acceptable let me explain what
295. 13:03I mean by that it's so acceptable in
296. 13:06society that there's a show called
297. 13:08cheating
298. 13:08that exists because you know somebody's
299. 13:11cheating but they're shaving it though
300. 13:13but there's such a meaning that there's
301. 13:17enough people doing that that you could
302. 13:19have a hit show you'll never run out of
303. 13:21that it's accepted in society that
304. 13:24you're gonna cheat on somebody and it's
305. 13:27not acceptable in terms of the
306. 13:29relationship the relationship breaks
307. 13:31down but it's acceptable to have that as
308. 13:34a part of our life ya know what does why
309. 13:37not have the idea that you can meet
310. 13:39another [ __ ] and she may get along with
311. 13:41your girlfriend as a part of life and
312. 13:43then you deal with the volatility
313. 13:44volatility but you don't but the idea of
314. 13:47even going man I like you but I can't
315. 13:51like you hey [ __ ] you know what if I
316. 13:53have met you Monday
317. 13:55instead of Sunday oh I finally met you
318. 13:58Monday instead of I'm meeting you
319. 13:59Tuesday because I met my [ __ ] on Monday
320. 14:01so when I met my [ __ ] on money she's my
321. 14:03[ __ ] but I met you on Tuesday [ __ ] was
322. 14:07that I met you because I like you too
323. 14:08but you won both now I want both would
324. 14:11you [ __ ] would you have would you let
325. 14:12her would you share her the other guy if
326. 14:15she wanted to but we talked about that
327. 14:18and it is not see I'm not talking from
328. 14:22I'm not being irrational as guys go you
329. 14:25know this we don't cheat and it has
330. 14:28something to do with her
331. 14:29well if a man cheats you ever see
332. 14:31muffins cheat they always go baby I love
333. 14:33you no no no we do we don't cheat as a
334. 14:36[ __ ] Vince
335. 14:37since through our woman women's sheet
336. 14:40because of us they cheat because you
337. 14:44[ __ ] up or because the excitement is
338. 14:48not the same or you used to do this I
339. 14:51met a man that's it it's all [ __ ]
340. 14:53it's never I want [ __ ] two boyfriends
341. 14:57no woman wants that woman want one guy
342. 15:00because even if you look at girls who
343. 15:02are pores like like hoes they [ __ ] a lot
344. 15:04of guys I always say a girl that [ __ ] a
345. 15:07lot of men she's not a [ __ ]
346. 15:09so if a girl's [ __ ] ten guys she
347. 15:12could be [ __ ] twenty and she's not
348. 15:14[ __ ] twenty she's not the horse she
349. 15:15could she's not [ __ ] thirty three
350. 15:24hundred and sixty five guys a year so
351. 15:26what if your girl said to you I want to
352. 15:28share I want another guy and you not
353. 15:30because I don't love you but because
354. 15:32it's my way of not feeling like I'm
355. 15:35being better deal like let's say she's
356. 15:37like we do threesomes we do all this
357. 15:38stuff and I'm starting to feel like I'm
358. 15:39not appreciated or loved
359. 15:41which is why women cheat to begin with
360. 15:42so she's saying I don't want to cheat
361. 15:44but this is what I want to do so let's
362. 15:46just say that was her justification so
363. 15:47she wanted I'm only saying to you just
364. 15:49as a guy who loves this girl how would
365. 15:51you feel knowing that she was really
366. 15:53good to the guy while you're we've done
367. 15:57that before and and swinging though
368. 15:59yes swinging but if it was in some
369. 16:00intimate way I would have to know that
370. 16:03that's what she really wanted okay
371. 16:05because I know that my girl wants to did
372. 16:07she see some guys as a better shape of
373. 16:09[ __ ] you wanna [ __ ] her man you gotta
374. 16:10understand that you've just got to
375. 16:12understand that you got to do it though
376. 16:13what I let her do it
377. 16:14yeah if she wanted to she doesn't
378. 16:15because look at me I'm a mess naked
379. 16:19right it's not we don't women don't
380. 16:24objectify us like that so I'm not making
381. 16:27excuse I don't have to say yes because
382. 16:29of what I'm talking to if I end up being
383. 16:31unreasonable hypocrite if I say no but
384. 16:34the idea is this a woman can't respect
385. 16:37two guys that she can talk to and they
386. 16:39both sit there and love her she'd be
387. 16:41like you two [ __ ] idiots but a woman
388. 16:44who has a man who could talk to women
389. 16:46into loving them she's gonna be like
390. 16:48that
391. 16:48if my girl loves me and that's off some
392. 16:50other girl to love me and then that
393. 16:51taught that girl in loving my girl and
394. 16:53then talk that girl into loving us and I
395. 16:56said to loving her and I was the creator
396. 16:58of that they're both gonna look at me
397. 17:00like that's a bad [ __ ] right
398. 17:02there
399. 17:02that [ __ ] just talked me into
400. 17:04loving hand with this other [ __ ] he's
401. 17:05bad as [ __ ] she that women look up for
402. 17:08that kind of [ __ ] women don't look up to
403. 17:10guys that look up to them and just don't
404. 17:13know it just work out like good luck
405. 17:15with that whole thing because some
406. 17:25really beautiful chicks yeah but then
407. 17:35two naked girls just anywhere and you
408. 17:38ever said of course but but but the two
409. 17:40the two key things to this to me are
410. 17:42number one of course you love it as it's
411. 17:45happening you don't know what that will
412. 17:46translate to into a long and in
413. 17:48long-term sense right I'm leaving the
414. 17:53sex part the sex part is not what I'm
415. 17:55talking about the it's the it's the
416. 17:57togetherness part afterwards it's the
417. 18:00idea that no one's uncomfortable the end
418. 18:03and the reason why this worked is this
419. 18:05last time is because my girl was friends
420. 18:08with this other girl already so I was
421. 18:10the outsider and I'm I'm built to be the
422. 18:13outsider I'm like [ __ ] you know a
423. 18:15[ __ ] ignore me y'all [ __ ] talk about
424. 18:17sandals while I sit over here and
425. 18:19[ __ ] watch TV then they come in and
426. 18:23they just sitting around doing the same
427. 18:25goofy girl [ __ ] that my girl do when
428. 18:28we're alone except when she's doing it
429. 18:31just me and her now I'm forced to not be
430. 18:34able to just live life but they were
431. 18:36talking to each other just sitting
432. 18:38around and panties and [ __ ] and just
433. 18:40commenting on each other's titties and
434. 18:42and just like cities look great and your
435. 18:44titties are great and I'm just sitting
436. 18:45in the corner like an [ __ ] just watch
437. 18:48the TV like yeah this is great I know
438. 18:51I'm just it was the good thing you want
439. 18:53to hear him every guy
440. 18:55you want like working it gives me help
441. 19:00me figure out this is wery this was
442. 19:02getting against you I just don't want to
443. 19:03see you blow it blow your chick fight
444. 19:05like but screw up and have a [ __ ] walk
445. 19:07there there's a few people on the line
446. 19:09that kind of have something with this a
447. 19:10Jake from Utah Utah Oh Jake yes sir
448. 19:18what's up man hey Patrice sounds like
449. 19:22you want to be a polygamist yes what's
450. 19:25the difference the difference sir I want
451. 19:29it to not be because if you can get a
452. 19:32religion involved with anything yeah if
453. 19:35you can get somebody to be convinced
454. 19:37religiously about something it doesn't
455. 19:39even matter like I want it to be almost
456. 19:42social like you can go in a club and a
457. 19:44chick might meet you and go I know he
458. 19:47has a girlfriend let me talk to him
459. 19:48maybe I'll like I'm trying to introduce
460. 19:50a paradigm not a religion but like
461. 19:53instead of a chick going I'm gonna go
462. 19:55home suck his dick at 3:00 in the
463. 19:57morning and then i'ma feel like a [ __ ]
464. 20:00I'm gonna maybe meet something and have
465. 20:03some love in my life so yes I'm down
466. 20:05with the polygamy idea but I don't want
467. 20:09it to just be because I think that the
468. 20:11Mormons man it's religious and yeah you
469. 20:14know [ __ ] walk around with veils on
470. 20:16their face you could sell them anything
471. 20:18is religion this is square [ __ ] like
472. 20:23this is life there's a couple of people
473. 20:25that say they have this yeah what's that
474. 20:27bill barrel no that's double trouble
475. 20:31[ __ ] Arizona Travis I'm trying to
476. 20:38deliver it so that it's for every guy
477. 20:40who wants to maybe try this know how to
478. 20:43do it but they won't they won't have
479. 20:45didn't have the whole fundamental idea
480. 20:47how to do it worked out so they it
481. 20:49really is key that they meet a certain
482. 20:52kind of woman I'm trying to introduce
483. 20:54this as gonna formulate this correctly
484. 20:57Travis and it's pretty much exactly true
485. 21:04to talk about about the past five years
486. 21:06and it was one of my wife's friends
487. 21:09so she lives with us I mean I just left
488. 21:11the house I Drive a truck over to the
489. 21:13road you know when I leave give the kids
490. 21:14two kids if I tell them they love you
491. 21:16this thing will close to the girls but
492. 21:18babies actually look at that dental
493. 21:19situation see my wife kids with genies I
494. 21:22get what I need
495. 21:24you know it's actually just more people
496. 21:26now suffice building like that I want to
497. 21:29sound corny or doubt but it's like a
498. 21:30bigger family I guess
499. 21:32exactly you love your kids you love your
500. 21:35wife you love your dogs you love your
501. 21:38mom and [ __ ] your mother father you have
502. 21:41the ability to love more than one thing
503. 21:44you don't think you have the ability to
504. 21:47love more than one woman I'm not talking
505. 21:50to the guy I'm talking with him this he
506. 21:52loves loves everybody everybody loves
507. 21:56the situation the only thing that will
508. 21:58keep him from working is the people who
509. 22:01are on the side like Norton says
510. 22:02whatever your girl wants yeah I love
511. 22:05another guy it would be up to me to say
512. 22:08okay I'm gonna let her love this other
513. 22:11guys it's up to my acceptance but if she
514. 22:13has the ability to love another person I
515. 22:14can't call her crazy because she could
516. 22:17love somebody else now Travis is is any
517. 22:21problems crop up that don't normally pop
518. 22:24up in regular relationships with this
519. 22:26well like in the beginning like they one
520. 22:30of them wasn't in the mood DL screw
521. 22:32around or something and you go in there
522. 22:35this is jealousy in the beginning you
523. 22:37know jealousy in the beginning well
524. 22:39because I hate getting my wife in the
525. 22:42beginning this would happen to me being
526. 22:44the kind of being on it it's gone away
527. 22:46have you did it go away because did it
528. 22:49go away because you kind of stopped
529. 22:50doing certain things that you felt kind
530. 22:52of weird like you should go to the room
531. 22:55what I'm trying to get at is if you have
532. 22:58to start altering what you're doing
533. 23:01based on trying to keep the peace
534. 23:04between these two girls then it's not
535. 23:07working then you're [ __ ] to put on a
536. 23:10[ __ ] facade I mean just like you know
537. 23:15any group of people somebody it has
538. 23:17something that the other one doesn't
539. 23:18have there's going to be jealousy in the
540. 23:20beginning until the person gets used to
541. 23:22this
542. 23:22situation totally did I get a I don't
543. 23:24know if I'm putting that proper yeah
544. 23:26sure
545. 23:27it makes sense but I'm just picturing my
546. 23:30girl [ __ ] other people and like I'm
547. 23:33just you got to stop always thinking in
548. 23:36terms of what they're gonna do they're
549. 23:38not us
550. 23:39no no but I mean like I'm just trying to
551. 23:40actually I can think of it is like it
552. 23:43would just drive me nuts what happened
553. 23:45to my girl she uh you know a little pity
554. 23:50came on the one of the days after cuz we
555. 23:53did it like a couple of weeks Thank You
556. 23:55Travis we did like a couple of weeks so
557. 23:57she got a pity and so we messed around
558. 24:01that night then the next day I'm looking
559. 24:04yeah I know my girls on a pier but I'm
560. 24:05looking at a friend's booty just like no
561. 24:11and my friend and my her friend just
562. 24:12goes no you know solidarity she wasn't
563. 24:15gonna do it was respectful my girl yeah
564. 24:17yeah you know I wanna watch both of
565. 24:22y'all just door I'm gonna just sit it
566. 24:23out cuz I got a headache it wasn't
567. 24:26happening and I and I was agree
568. 24:27[ __ ] you know trying to mess
569. 24:30with a friend but and that's that was
570. 24:31that's what I don't want to do I just
571. 24:33want to deal with you know if it's
572. 24:35possible no no I still don't have it all
573. 24:37worked out as possible oh yeah this was
574. 24:39gonna be a come on sweetie let's go me
575. 24:41my girl and then my girl I can't do it
576. 24:43come on this one they all come on
577. 24:45sweetie I think with three people man
578. 24:47it's nearly impossible because somebody
579. 24:50is gonna feel like they're getting
580. 24:51[ __ ] shafted yes right somebody else
581. 24:54is gonna feel the jealousy
582. 24:57someone's gonna start getting more
583. 24:59attention I how do you know right I
584. 25:02thought I had all [ __ ] figured out I am
585. 25:07the [ __ ] King I thought that's why
586. 25:09I'm paying so much money in alimony I I
587. 25:13thought I had everything [ __ ] set I
588. 25:16could have the best of both worlds this
589. 25:18is fine dandy and then the wife is just
590. 25:22like you know now because she started
591. 25:25seeing a little too much you know
592. 25:28friendliness going on so yeah actually
593. 25:30me pretty much yeah for a whole summer I
594. 25:34guess about that you might knew that
595. 25:36oh yeah all together
596. 25:39Oh all together and then it was like the
597. 25:42wife is like you know we don't I'm
598. 25:44noticing you're you know you notice I
599. 25:46was paying a little too much attention
600. 25:47to the other one and yes and [ __ ] like
601. 25:51that
602. 25:51wait a minute will you try to bang the
603. 25:53one you weren't married to when your
604. 25:56wife wasn't there or like would you back
605. 25:58that first that wasn't gonna work that
606. 26:00way it was just gonna be not not this
607. 26:02like everything and then after a while I
608. 26:06don't care who the [ __ ] is here who's
609. 26:08not here and then it turned into the
610. 26:15wife give me an ultimatum
611. 26:17she said look it's gotten the point
612. 26:19where I can't take this anymore it's me
613. 26:20or her the [ __ ] ability to approve of
614. 26:30this is like I said if you had two
615. 26:33children and they both walk into your
616. 26:35room now I mean talking to the parents
617. 26:36out there yeah if both your kids walk in
618. 26:39the room and they say mom we both love
619. 26:41you but we're tired are you loving both
620. 26:44of us pick one like why doesn't that
621. 26:47make sense the same way it's like what
622. 26:49cuz it's you
623. 26:52these are rules we set so it's like you
624. 26:56love I know that you love my brother and
625. 26:58and me and I go in the room and I make
626. 27:01you choose one like Sophie's Choice is
627. 27:04[ __ ] that's so different though because
628. 27:06because you know why because you almost
629. 27:09as a parent obligated to have this
630. 27:12unconditional love for both of the kids
631. 27:14but you will notice that many times
632. 27:17there is a favorite there's a favor
633. 27:19you'll never tell the kids like what
634. 27:24they learn how to deal with that they
635. 27:28never think that this is not the system
636. 27:31they go man if mommy you love it more
637. 27:33than me and the mother goes oh no no
638. 27:36baby no no the same problem
639. 27:41the kid can't [ __ ] leave exactly and
640. 27:44that resentment gets carried well into
641. 27:46adulthood and you did know I'm the only
642. 27:55child these are the hangers yeah but
643. 28:11listen to me let me just make this one
644. 28:13point this one point these are the two
645. 28:14these are the two problems I think you
646. 28:16would arise it's all this stuff with
647. 28:17favoritism and everything that we've
648. 28:18been talking about the other thing is
649. 28:21the other thing is I think a lot of it
650. 28:25has to do with the geographical location
651. 28:27dude I don't think you could pull
652. 28:28something like this off very I don't
653. 28:33think you could pull something like this
654. 28:34off very easily living in a townhouse in
655. 28:37New Jersey with normal quote unquote
656. 28:40[ __ ] all around you I think you [ __ ]
657. 28:42Utah or someplace to live in a farm in
658. 28:50Spain but why would my neighbors need to
659. 28:53know that's how I was look it's not what
660. 28:55your neighbors need to know it's what
661. 28:56the girls will start to bring into it
662. 28:58looking at the [ __ ] neighbors and
663. 29:00going you know this isn't this is weird
664. 29:05this things that we have brought into
665. 29:08this society that we decided is normal
666. 29:11or not that's socially acceptable just
667. 29:14like you know what's acceptable now and
668. 29:16it wasn't lesbianism [ __ ] Ellen is a
669. 29:20raging Dyke and she's in the mainstream
670. 29:24and they would love her with all their
671. 29:26heart that's what I'm saying is I'm
672. 29:28trying to introduce a [ __ ] of theory
673. 29:32a theory that makes having that a man
674. 29:37with a girlfriend that a woman instead
675. 29:40of [ __ ] being talked to her she goes
676. 29:43you got a girlfriend and he goes yeah
677. 29:45but she's still interested enough to
678. 29:48take her moral fiber down a notch and
679. 29:52by one [ __ ] someone else's man and
680. 29:55two [ __ ] someone else's man for both
681. 29:58reasons those girls are lost to other
682. 29:59women like that so ultimately she has no
683. 30:02channel of telling her that ultimate
684. 30:04look there's about 5 to 1 by 5 1 and
685. 30:08every guy in terms of I believe that
686. 30:10jail homosexuality marriage the whole
687. 30:13thing so ultimately Jewish makeup give
688. 30:26it an estimate do you think there's more
689. 30:28available men than available women why
690. 30:31honestly couldn't speak to her with any
691. 30:33sort of this is a lot more available
692. 30:35women than there are men I would but
693. 30:40again it's Geographic tits wherever you
694. 30:43are man it's it's in New York City the
695. 30:50other issue is how men get love we get
696. 30:53love by trying to get [ __ ] we go out
697. 30:56try to fire [ __ ] and she likes us
698. 30:58enough to [ __ ] and then she hopefully
699. 31:01we like her enough to continue to stay
700. 31:04until we love her
701. 31:06women don't go out and get love what I'm
702. 31:09saying is I'm giving them women the
703. 31:10opportunity with with what I'm saying is
704. 31:13to go out and meet a guy that she really
705. 31:16likes and he goes I have a girlfriend
706. 31:18and she doesn't have to go [ __ ] I really
707. 31:21thought this guy was cool but I can't
708. 31:23give him anything that I have to give
709. 31:25because he got a girl but you're
710. 31:29assuming that women are gonna be
711. 31:30comfortable sharing and most of them
712. 31:32should be most of them won't be it's
713. 31:39just a bunch of people trying to [ __ ]
714. 31:42other people right and for women [ __ ]
715. 31:45other people means to dare regress into
716. 31:48for a woman it's not regressing they're
717. 31:51settling [ __ ] for us we want quantity
718. 31:55women want one guy men want more than
719. 31:59one girl guys don't want just one woman
720. 32:03that's not what we
721. 32:04we might just have one woman because we
722. 32:06love her and we don't want to hurt her
723. 32:07but that is in our soul no but again do
724. 32:11again again I'm telling you dude
725. 32:14the location of of trying to execute
726. 32:16something like this is such a key thing
727. 32:18because the norm of the culture around
728. 32:22Hawaii I don't know yeah I would say if
729. 32:26you went to Hawaii you'd probably have a
730. 32:28better shot at pulling this off I
731. 32:29honestly believe that okay because
732. 32:31you're bringing up Ellen what you're
733. 32:33leaving out though is lesbianism has
734. 32:35been something that's been around it
735. 32:36just wasn't as talked about Ellen is
736. 32:38this is not something that's commonplace
737. 32:40it is commonplace is lesbianism common
738. 32:44thought lesbianism has been around you
739. 32:46don't think that motherfucker's is you
740. 32:49know these guys that have 50 wives has
741. 32:51been polygamy's been around this thought
742. 32:53has been around you know why it's been
743. 32:55around cuz there's men around men want
744. 32:58to [ __ ] have join in one girl
745. 33:00polygamy has been around but you see the
746. 33:02way the rest of the country with a Utah
747. 33:03people look at Utah go what the because
748. 33:07they they they have it's not socially
749. 33:11acceptable if there's a pull away to
750. 33:13make it the idea of it acceptable that
751. 33:16people would have said let me ask you
752. 33:18something let's say you ever pulled this
753. 33:20off
754. 33:21you got two girlfriends you got those
755. 33:23two girls mmm
756. 33:24would it get to the point after why
757. 33:27would you be like this is the this is
758. 33:41the [ __ ] the sex [ __ ] equivalent of
759. 33:45I'll take a triple cheeseburger with
760. 33:48three right
761. 33:53se3 not offset another girlfriend I
762. 33:56think you would want another girlfriend
763. 33:57for a little while and you break up with
764. 33:59her because you [ __ ] don't want to do
765. 34:02it you disagree because you're bringing
766. 34:03in all the psycho babble nosov it you're
767. 34:07breaking it down I'm talking about look
768. 34:09the opportunity ready
769. 34:11his is what's acceptable in life now pal
770. 34:14talk myspace [ __ ] the computer
771. 34:18Friendster Facebook social network
772. 34:27that's acceptable and there's accept
773. 34:30this this like when I go on those things
774. 34:31sometimes I'll go I and you know it's
775. 34:37like I get bumped out because nothing
776. 34:39about how Jesus here it's you know so
777. 34:43what I'm saying is I understand what
778. 34:44you're saying the problems what I'm
779. 34:46trying to introduce or trying to figure
780. 34:48out the the fundamental how to make that
781. 34:51an actual right situation here could
782. 34:54either be [ __ ] up or not you'd end up
783. 34:57doing here's exactly what you would end
784. 34:59up doing you have your chick she's your
785. 35:02constant you would you would always have
786. 35:04her that's your girlfriend this other
787. 35:06girl would be your girlfriend for time
788. 35:10until you got tired of her you keep your
789. 35:13chick you get rid of the girlfriend and
790. 35:15try to find another girlfriend for more
791. 35:18you just want to laugh Sabri 'some you
792. 35:20want a threesome that lasts longer than
793. 35:22just a night it's true it's possible cuz
794. 35:29I haven't thought that far you're just
795. 35:31trying to swing it and you know but you
796. 35:33know I just don't want to hate the [ __ ]
797. 35:34that you know right but I might like her
798. 35:37enough and the thing like I said there
799. 35:39is benefit in this besides just me
800. 35:42benefits my girl and it benefits this
801. 35:44other business because she doesn't have
802. 35:46to just be some goofy [ __ ] who gets
803. 35:48[ __ ] hey man I bounce they hang out
804. 35:51they could shop together you can sit
805. 35:53there with the remote in your hand works
806. 35:54or not in the long term it's some
807. 35:56awesome we all want some marriages phase
808. 36:00three testing
809. 36:19[Laughter]
810. 36:26we did couple years ago you're the worst
811. 37:08[Laughter]
812. 37:16sandwich
813. 37:17three weeks ago keep wanting more yeah
814. 37:27you said that me a couple years ago
815. 37:28though we're talking you were telling
816. 37:30about your girl and you said you know
817. 37:31man
818. 37:32I asked you I go you [ __ ] around the
819. 37:34road and you said no no now because my
820. 37:36girl lets me you know she's down to have
821. 37:38three from here and there and this man
822. 37:40he go and you said if I if I can't deal
823. 37:43with that if I'm not happy with that I'm
824. 37:45just being greedy at that point and but
825. 37:48now you're moving a step further what my
826. 37:50but I might say my girl but that's two
827. 37:52years ago right I might be able to say
828. 37:55you know what my girl and I'm and I'm
829. 37:57put it on her my girl might if I can my
830. 38:00thing is one thing my girl will do is
831. 38:02she will let me try to logic my way into
832. 38:08a situation if it makes sense she argues
833. 38:11it but I really didn't think I had
834. 38:13have this argument with a guy what is
835. 38:16good because you're sweet man no sweetie
836. 38:31come down so I'm saying my girl if I can
837. 38:35make that's why I'm trying to find a
838. 38:37fundamental point the thing she wants is
839. 38:40her friends if her friends can just you
840. 38:45know and you wanna [ __ ] her friend Danny
841. 38:49Danny that's like walk yeah
842. 38:53where's Linda where's Linderman from my
843. 38:55bodyguard you know I'm trying to make it
844. 39:08make sense yeah so that it can be
845. 39:12introduced without a problem we try to
846. 39:13figure out all the the beginning
847. 39:16problems we didn't look into oh we both
848. 39:19gonna be on our period at the same time
849. 39:21all that I'm basically going man I could
850. 39:23just look at you and they can she can
851. 39:25have a friend and we can inches like
852. 39:27that Mike I love we love us just having
853. 39:30having a simmer and nobody would know
854. 39:38exactly who left that giant log in the
855. 39:40bowl now there's the element of doubt
856. 39:46you're saying ideally is a very cool
857. 39:48concept I don't disagree ideally you
858. 39:52should be able to do it what I'm saying
859. 39:53is I just it just seems so [ __ ] even
860. 40:02able to you you're a monogamous type of
861. 40:06dude and surely but your fear you have
862. 40:10no sound theory of monogamy I'm trying
863. 40:14to move on to the my figure out monogamy
864. 40:16one you just don't pay your [ __ ] no
865. 40:17attention that's the ultimate thing
866. 40:21just let her run around and make choices
867. 40:24and make suggestions and you just go
868. 40:26away because her her [ __ ] is based on
869. 40:30emotion that's all I'm saying
870. 40:32I'm trying to logically think of
871. 40:36something that can battle her emotion
872. 40:38that's it Danny's Lisa Bonet hair
873. 40:45[Laughter]
874. 40:56problems yeah but I'm just trying to get
875. 40:58to that first you're a pioneer [ __ ]
876. 41:02pioneer I want to talk to the couple
877. 41:05that did they go away goddamn it
878. 41:08they just had a swap the first time that
879. 41:12was I could never do a con swap I would
880. 41:14get so [ __ ] jealous
881. 41:15yeah there's no way to touch the
882. 41:30shoulder she comes to do have shirts fit
883. 41:41properly yeah there's something about
884. 41:50just you know you did not want to see
885. 41:53your girlfriend just getting plowed in
886. 41:56front of you like that is Jesus I had an
887. 41:59ex one of my ex-girlfriends we we were
888. 42:02we had another couple over one time and
889. 42:05we I was making out my girl and my buddy
890. 42:08was making out his girl and I talked to
891. 42:10the guy before and was like yeah man
892. 42:11let's have like a [ __ ] thing here and
893. 42:13even just at that stage of it would
894. 42:16Jimmy make it out on one side of the
895. 42:17couch and him on the other eight like
896. 42:19and no in the previous two two
897. 42:21and no carols in the room yeah but I
898. 42:30mean justjust even that part of it like
899. 42:31just another dude even being there and
900. 42:34like seeing me what my girl was pissed
901. 42:36with this freak you I don't let us
902. 42:37figure out if you was there comes an
903. 42:40insult we're 60 90 right and you're on
904. 42:46the bottom and she's on top and he's
905. 42:48[ __ ] over your face and more cute
906. 42:56than brillo a haired chafing your bridge
907. 43:11of your nose
908. 43:14did you smashing your girls jizz
909. 43:16well that was yeah I think it's actually
910. 43:21to talk about her [ __ ] other guys
911. 43:28anything sexual that you do with a girl
912. 43:31that loves you she'll associate with you
913. 43:33even if it's some guy what a giant dick
914. 43:36smashing her if it's in the midst of how
915. 43:39she loves you
916. 43:40it won't sometime you can just let it go
917. 43:44it's cuz properties is something else
918. 43:50too that there's there's something else
919. 43:53there's a better pleasure
920. 43:55you should watch a girl your wit right
921. 43:57that you kind of like [ __ ] another guy
922. 44:02and and just be around and see if we can
923. 44:04deal with it I bet you could