Patrice O'Neal - Diversionary Responsibility — Transcript

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1. 0:00let me welcome to callers and welcome to
2. 0:01listeners and welcome everybody to the
3. 0:04black philip show everybody thank you
4. 0:06for coming or once a month program once
5. 0:09a month you seem to think that hey how
6. 0:13about what what you want to talk about
7. 0:15hmm
8. 0:16today's news uh-huh the [ __ ] goofy
9. 0:19English Marines or whatever the [ __ ]
10. 0:21that want to talk about talk about that
11. 0:23why when there's so many people in pain
12. 0:26Vida so many people in pain and I see
13. 0:32people I'm trying to include women but I
14. 0:34really so many men in pain in pain like
15. 0:38women's pain okay y'all have God pain
16. 0:42you have period periods pregnancy yeah
17. 0:47well not actually the pregnancy birth
18. 0:49the actual baby coming out the vagina
19. 0:53anal sex yeah that doesn't count
20. 0:56no because it's a pleasurable kind of
21. 1:00pain and it hurts you dick to the when
22. 1:03the rim is positive is got hair on a
23. 1:07straw and it's not is not good enough I
24. 1:12can hurt you right the understand
25. 1:15[ __ ] a cheese grater it's not okay
26. 1:23that's terrible right unless that Ennis
27. 1:29could because one of those fantasies
28. 1:31those things that like ass [ __ ] but
29. 1:34even then that's a consider Meghan is a
30. 1:35fantasy right yeah yes I have been
31. 1:40taking fantasies okay let's just figure
32. 1:43out what that means does that mean rape
33. 1:45it still technically consensual in me
34. 1:47are you being a technical but being
35. 1:49taken okay then
36. 1:51Cassin by some math me in a dark room
37. 1:54yes or no yeah you have rape fantasies
38. 1:59now and what's your rape fantasy like so
39. 2:01I'm telling you know white guy I
40. 2:04actually it's a faceless person I don't
41. 2:06know what color they're I'm being
42. 2:08totally honest
43. 2:13let's just feel the energy out there as
44. 2:15you brought it down like that's a guy I
45. 2:19dreamt that I oh I have a rape fantasy
46. 2:21hundred twelve [ __ ] with a knife was
47. 2:24trying to rape me you know then I was
48. 2:26like ten hey hose put that knife away
49. 2:28you don't need that [ __ ] exactly that's
50. 2:34why it's a fantasy right
51. 2:35you know Sam what is it possible it's
52. 2:37possible if anybody's here they got a
53. 2:42dream come true I give you stir [ __ ]
54. 2:44voice again I'm tempted to throw out of
55. 2:47here oh come on cuz carrot has a career
56. 2:52like she she performs in all kind of
57. 2:54shitty places kind of times performs in
58. 2:57in like states that have third world
59. 2:59countries of North Carolina show man
60. 3:18thank you thank you for listening is the
61. 3:19black Phillip show relationship show
62. 3:22whatever show we we talk about
63. 3:23everything we're pretty versatile but
64. 3:25mostly it's to help men what they're
65. 3:27happy there's a lot of shad
66. 3:28[ __ ] out there a lot of sad
67. 3:30right now I'm not disrespecting the
68. 3:32sadness of women but I really don't give
69. 3:35up your sadness means nothing to me they
70. 3:37cause the sense you caused it most of
71. 3:39the time you went because of the
72. 3:41trickle-down system if you're me if I'm
73. 3:44miserable you're miserable but when
74. 3:45you're miserable you really don't even
75. 3:47know why I could tell you I see this
76. 3:49show is about guys saying look [ __ ] I'm
77. 3:51miserable I'm miserable and i'ma tell
78. 3:55you why I'm gonna tell you why I'm gonna
79. 3:57tell you why how about don't ask me
80. 4:00questions that you want don't [ __ ]
81. 4:04don't say to me don't make it on me
82. 4:06right here's one of these things y'all
83. 4:07[ __ ] do real quick do not ask me what
84. 4:11I'm doing with an agenda meaning if I
85. 4:14got the window down while we're driving
86. 4:16don't say to me are you are you are you
87. 4:21whoa the [ __ ] window now wait a
88. 4:25minute
89. 4:25of course I'm [ __ ] hot cuz I need the
90. 4:29breeze but I'm not hot enough to put the
91. 4:31a/c on but I'm hot enough to have a
92. 4:34breeze coming through the [ __ ] window
93. 4:35so why would you put that on me when I
94. 4:38love the pretense of that [ __ ]
95. 4:40question I'm Cole is I'm cold instead of
96. 4:44saying I'm Cole will you please humble
97. 4:47gentlemen sire sire I know that you are
98. 4:51hot and I am not hot please can you
99. 4:55sacrifice your great your great self
100. 4:58your power man and write my king of all
101. 5:02kings can you please roll your loyal
102. 5:05subjects and rejection the rejection of
103. 5:10that I'm not arguing he's cute enough as
104. 5:58a dude looking at another dude you know
105. 6:00he's a good-looking dude without it
106. 6:01without the game issue look at a guy and
107. 6:03go oh you know it really pisses me off
108. 6:05about Ray J he's about 15 years younger
109. 6:07than me and looks more than a man than I
110. 6:09do
111. 6:09he's packing he has a bin like a bump on
112. 6:12his dick of something that's like just
113. 6:14it's not like a it's not like a crab
114. 6:16boat like a mage I hope you bump another
115. 6:18it's like a it's like a the speed bump
116. 6:23just a big vein on his day that sink
117. 6:26might be bigger than my great
118. 6:28[Laughter]
119. 6:30he has a book of a strange buck vein
120. 6:33then I'm like West's [ __ ] don't want to
121. 6:35take this big why the [ __ ]
122. 6:38the only thing that I just just watch
123. 6:39that challenge is why I challenged a Ray
124. 6:41J he was too sexy this was wrong with
125. 6:43the video he's like oh yeah hmm
126. 6:48eat this [ __ ] I'm sure about it which
127. 6:51makes you know that he's too young to
128. 6:52understand what guys jerk although no
129. 6:54guide jerks off to any any and you lick
130. 6:57the [ __ ] like like ice creams then that
131. 7:00wasn't like that he should've been
132. 7:03licking absolutely dr. humbly and he
133. 7:06just was mmm like how many licks does it
134. 7:09take to get not even with that much
135. 7:11passion not a public like this I wasn't
136. 7:17too sure how to lick it and his whole
137. 7:19face was covering it and he ain't ain't
138. 7:21almost like a stomach it might have been
139. 7:23horseradish like it like he really
140. 7:25didn't know does everybody noticed about
141. 7:27this whole thing you talking about this
142. 7:29cuz I don't know what y'all oh I'm sorry
143. 7:31it Kim Kardashian who was one of the
144. 7:34daughter of one of the guys that
145. 7:36defended OJ's Robert he's dead she died
146. 7:41he died him and his his daughter who
147. 7:44rolls with Paris Hilton and all that
148. 7:45he's just famous for being famous right
149. 7:47[ __ ] Brandy's brother okay everybody by
150. 7:53the way wants to check out the trailer
151. 7:54it's on Kim Kardashian superstar calm
152. 7:57okay she put it out she's proud of him
153. 8:00yes I don't it's on the same site itself
154. 8:03the Tommy Lee video and the Vince Neil
155. 8:05video let me tell you something did you
156. 8:10see it she does sue i'ma tell you why it
157. 8:14was different camera angles they said it
158. 8:18wasn't like he had some in the toilet
159. 8:24the rumor is that she was just she was
160. 8:27hanging up a Paris Hilton and the rumor
161. 8:29is that the Paris Hilton video launched
162. 8:31her career right so Kim Kardashian wants
163. 8:34her to be as big as Paris so she put out
164. 8:36her own sex tape
165. 8:38Duncan this is one come on no guy and
166. 8:40Xevious she's about as dumb as you get
167. 8:44and only thing that looks not who looks
168. 8:46good
169. 8:46Ray J cuz ray takes packing monster wood
170. 8:49right no one gives a [ __ ] like all
171. 8:52[ __ ] cuz the [ __ ] is that like [ __ ]
172. 8:55with Ray J now ruin her career
173. 8:58everywhere for here's why it didn't ruin
174. 9:01Paris's career cuz she [ __ ] away boy
175. 9:04yeah what what a what an unassuming dick
176. 9:06I saw everybody his dick was kind of you
177. 9:09know it is one of those things like he
178. 9:11could be proud if it's hard
179. 9:12um ray Jay's got a swinger
180. 9:15you know I'm saying so big African dick
181. 9:21right and which can be good her [ __ ]
182. 9:25career she can't be like in the part of
183. 9:28society as she's trying to get into
184. 9:30their parishes career got more she's the
185. 9:32bad girl right right but she never did
186. 9:34anything really bad she just is doing
187. 9:36crazy Holly that's what they all do in
188. 9:38Hollywood it's an incestuous business
189. 9:40hey [ __ ] each other and then they go and
190. 9:43just do coke or whatever [ __ ] they do
191. 9:45and then they go back in and and [ __ ]
192. 9:47all I did was fall shoot it was filming
193. 9:49Hollywood what happened in Hollywood
194. 9:51every night people probably like this
195. 9:53big male Oh Michael who cares but and it
196. 9:57was done like you know with the widow
197. 10:00she had a red eye from the shitty a dark
198. 10:02night vision first wall was playing this
199. 10:05is why she's doing it it was it was
200. 10:25[Laughter]
201. 10:41[Laughter]
202. 10:47great services
203. 10:52and I'm sitting there going and this is
204. 10:54the thing when you get a certain age man
205. 10:56I refuse up in a dirt bag a long time
206. 10:59I [ __ ] refuse to believe that that
207. 11:03turns any guy on what he was doing like
208. 11:05oh yeah he was you know doing the thing
209. 11:08we would take his nose and rub it in
210. 11:10front like squeeze his nose like a pimp
211. 11:11like you know
212. 11:12oh yeah y'all bout to come like you want
213. 11:17him so you walk like you want him to say
214. 11:20that this is the only cop this only way
215. 11:31I'm in competition for [ __ ] is because
216. 11:33women hate [ __ ] like that
217. 11:35women hate a [ __ ] who thinks
218. 11:36he's as pretty as the [ __ ] if I had
219. 11:39that [ __ ] she do be seen the happiness
220. 11:42and the luck I'll slap my face your
221. 12:10careers over shut up
222. 12:25[Laughter]
223. 12:47[Laughter]
224. 12:56[Laughter]
225. 13:00chuckles to that [ __ ]
226. 13:08daddy that's sexy that's the most
227. 13:10cinematic [ __ ] that's sexy to a [ __ ]
228. 13:12cuz it's safe to watch some [ __ ] like
229. 13:15that and she could think is sexy and at
230. 13:17the same time she don't feel like that
231. 13:19rape fantasy [ __ ] you know what rape
232. 13:21fantasy is it's just it's just woman's
233. 13:24way of feeling like it again I've let
234. 13:26him get the language in power
235. 13:28it ain't no rape fantasy is that thing
236. 13:31we talk about where a [ __ ] will not
237. 13:33take responsibility for anything so she
238. 13:37she just goes rape me so is your fault
239. 13:40that I'm a [ __ ] letting go means you're
240. 13:49here's what letting go could be mr.
241. 13:51screw no wonder mr. screw what I just
242. 13:52said here's what I mean about your
243. 13:54diversionary talk letting go could mean
244. 13:57just be free and proud and let it all
245. 14:00hang out on me no rape rape fantasy is I
246. 14:03I am a [ __ ] how am I gonna be one
247. 14:07without being one diversionary being
248. 14:11responsive ility that's what it is
249. 14:14that's what it is we won't agree
250. 14:20until semantics is out of your goddamn
251. 14:25way out of it you want a guy to come in
252. 14:28this is your dream while you sitting
253. 14:29there in Harlem right you want to got it
254. 14:31not gonna do a delivery and you go and
255. 14:33you look out a friend and then you open
256. 14:39the door with the chain
257. 15:01[Laughter]
258. 15:17[Applause]
259. 15:26[Laughter]
260. 15:48[Music]
261. 15:49[Applause]
262. 15:50[Laughter]
263. 16:14[Laughter]
264. 16:29[Laughter]
265. 16:40[Laughter]
266. 16:44that's not yours is see yours is some
267. 16:47controlled weird [ __ ] will be being
268. 16:53taken it's not being taken its be it's
269. 16:56it's me
270. 16:58it's her being so afraid that she lets
271. 17:00it happen it's not actually she fights
272. 17:03it's just oh my god I don't really want
273. 17:05to do this that's what the no the no
274. 17:07means no [ __ ] and that's confusing like
275. 17:10no mean it's not like I'm 37 I give a
276. 17:12[ __ ] a speech I mean it and we get I
277. 17:14don't look I don't have no muscles no
278. 17:16more if I go to pull your titty out your
279. 17:18bra and you say no it's over I don't
280. 17:22[ __ ] with you no more I don't do that
281. 17:25[ __ ] you pull out pull it out you know
282. 17:28I'm saying I can't be that whole I can't
283. 17:30be in a rape fantasy you have to be a
284. 17:32willing participant to my horror you
285. 17:36have to be willing to the same way bye
286. 17:38sweetie I'm about to do you mmm-hmm yes
287. 17:41I'm sure I'm sure
288. 17:43sign here are you positively sure that
289. 17:47you want to go through this calisthenics
290. 17:48cuz I'm like my like the [ __ ] from
291. 17:50celebrity pictorial sweetie I will call
292. 17:58you pile I will call you all I will
293. 18:01skull [ __ ] you I will and my [ __ ]
294. 18:12he'll [ __ ] fire [ __ ] are they
295. 18:14would love to be skull-fucked if it
296. 18:16didn't kill him
297. 18:19[Applause]
298. 18:20skull [ __ ] was an actual thing that
299. 18:23could happen like say if you had a
300. 18:24special talent
301. 18:25no she's [ __ ] on TV with no gag push
302. 18:28it push the eye back push back and she
303. 18:33for what so somebody can put there you
304. 18:36know what it look if I wish I could push
305. 18:38the highs in Oh what's the point of
306. 18:41having a talent where you could get your
307. 18:43eyes push and we can tell your victim
308. 18:45the [ __ ] if the reason we like [ __ ]
309. 18:48so much is just because we love to tell
310. 18:51our boys what we did so you go you go
311. 18:54look man let me tell you something
312. 18:58and so he'll go like don't go like come
313. 19:00on man what do you mean come on this
314. 19:01ain't no army movie
315. 19:02no [ __ ] what girls akiko push all the
316. 19:05way from
317. 19:06yeah it was dope oh it's just a story to
318. 19:12tell you boy that's it yeah story you
319. 19:16being literal