Pat O’Neill speaks the language of love 😭 Kill Tony episode 792 — Transcript

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1. 0:03>> [cheering]
2. 0:05>> RECENTLY STARTED LEARNING FRENCH.
3. 0:07GUYS WANT TO hear some?
4. 0:09All right.
5. 0:11ALL OUT WAR.
6. 0:14>> [applause]
7. 0:19>> THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE.
8. 0:31NO GRETA Thunberg's over there in France
9. 0:33right now and uh
10. 0:35Here's a question. If microplastics are
11. 0:37feminizing society,
12. 0:39then why doesn't it work on the women,
13. 0:41too?
14. 0:43>> [applause]
15. 0:45>> That's too far for you guys? Okay.
16. 0:47>> [laughter]
17. 0:50>> Recently had somebody tell me God is a
18. 0:51woman.
19. 0:53I was like, that would explain a lot.
20. 0:56Mostly all the babies.
21. 1:04>> [applause]
22. 1:06[laughter]
23. 1:07>> You know, churches in this country,
24. 1:09they're tax exempt. But in my opinion,
25. 1:11you should have to pay more kids, not
26. 1:13less. Okay, thank you.
27. 1:16>> The great Pat O'Neil, everybody.
28. 1:19>> [cheering]
29. 1:19>> Wow.
30. 1:22Absolutely prolific as always, my
31. 1:24friend.
32. 1:25Incredible. You guys have You guys have
33. 1:27seen Pat O'Neil
34. 1:27>> Prolific panel.
35. 1:28>> Yes. Powerful.
36. 1:30>> Steve Rannazzisi, is this your first
37. 1:31time seeing Pat O'Neil?
38. 1:32>> It is, and I've seen many of your clips
39. 1:33online. You are hilarious. You remind me
40. 1:37of like what the Comedy Store was in the
41. 1:392000s, dangerous and
42. 1:42Yeah.
43. 1:42>> You're You're the
44. 1:43>> real deal, dude.
45. 1:44>> Thanks, man.
46. 1:44>> You're a killer, bro.
47. 1:46>> For real.
48. 1:46>> He really is.
49. 1:48>> [applause]
50. 1:50>> Yeah, you're you're Every time I see
51. 1:51you, you're hilarious. I'm new every
52. 1:53single time. But I just want to know if
53. 1:54you're here, who is on that other guy's
54. 1:56counter right now mating with other
55. 1:57worms?
56. 1:58>> [laughter]
57. 2:02>> My old a worm farm.
58. 2:03>> Timmy Car.
59. 2:05>> Pleasure to see you. You do have the
60. 2:06kind of the vibe is very much terrorist
61. 2:09going through airport security.
62. 2:11The level of nerves. But and it's also
63. 2:12it's slightly child star that discovered
64. 2:15pain.
65. 2:16>> [laughter]
66. 2:18>> You know I love you. I mean great
67. 2:19writing as ever. Just solid solid jokes
68. 2:20every single time.
69. 2:22>> Thank you, Jimmy. Thank you.
70. 2:23>> It is incredible.
71. 2:24>> [applause]
72. 2:25>> We absolutely love you. You are the man.
73. 2:27One more time for the real deal Pat
74. 2:29O'Neal, ladies and gentlemen.