PAIN & REGRET: Vika Took Me For a Lap 🥲 // Nürburgring — Transcript

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1. 0:03[Music]
2. 0:07Uh, Crispy Clean is giving Leica's
3. 0:11shitbox a bit of love.
4. 0:15>> Yeah. So, that's your daily.
5. 0:17>> Yes.
6. 0:18>> Uh, running on full slicks, which is not
7. 0:22allowed on TF, but uh, yeah, it's uh,
8. 0:26does not Yeah. Um M240.
9. 0:31Um mostly 240 without the M
10. 0:34or
11. 0:35>> stock.
12. 0:35>> Stock.
13. 0:36>> Everything stock. What about the brakes?
14. 0:38>> Uh the brakes are the M discs.
15. 0:42>> Okay.
16. 0:43>> Um with
17. 0:44>> Oh, look at that. Look how many
18. 0:45different cars. Wow. Beautiful.
19. 0:47>> Woo.
20. 0:49>> Fantastic.
21. 0:50Anyway, ADHD got distracted. M discs
22. 0:54with BFC pads or what?
23. 0:55>> Yes.
24. 0:56>> Nice. Very good. Uh yeah, it's not that
25. 0:59good, but better than stock.
26. 1:01>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. All
27. 1:03right. So, uh we've done all your cars
28. 1:04so far. Uh rest in peace Polo. Uh also
29. 1:07the E36. And now we're doing M240. So, I
30. 1:11guess let's go see.
31. 1:13>> You have something.
32. 1:16>> Why you Why are you so clapped? Why are
33. 1:18you so like
34. 1:20you're like the the the trashiest TR
35. 1:23driver I know. Hey, trailer park boys
36. 1:27never edition.
37. 1:29>> So
38. 1:30>> that's our friendly banter among each
39. 1:32other before people going to say like,
40. 1:34"Oh yeah, why is she so harsh? Why is
41. 1:35she so All right. Uh, let's go.
42. 1:39[Music]
43. 1:47Yes, it is.
44. 1:52>> You need help.
45. 1:54[Music]
46. 1:57>> I know that. Oh, you're doing Oh, you
47. 2:00can steer with your knees.
48. 2:02>> Or with your uncle.
49. 2:03>> I am professional.
50. 2:08Professional.
51. 2:11He's getting away. Why is it slow?
52. 2:17So, the tires are cold. Okay.
53. 2:20>> We need to warm up them a bit.
54. 2:22>> Mhm.
55. 2:22>> Mhm.
56. 2:43Yeah.
57. 2:49Come on. Down shift.
58. 2:51>> Yeah,
59. 2:53I'm not so good with automatic cars.
60. 2:56Come on. Come on. Fast. Fast. Let's go.
61. 3:00Let's go. Oh, bro.
62. 3:04It's fast. Or it came in. I wonder if
63. 3:08it's stock or if it has some turbo.
64. 3:16Oh, really?
65. 3:21>> Sad.
66. 3:22>> But I always drive with uh sport loose
67. 3:25mode.
68. 3:26>> Yeah,
69. 3:27>> because I'm afraid to put DC off.
70. 3:29>> Oh, no.
71. 3:31>> Because it's because it's still my
72. 3:33daily. So,
73. 3:36I'm not allowed to crash this car.
74. 3:49It's for children.
75. 3:51>> Yes. And I'm a big kid.
76. 3:53>> Yes.
77. 3:56>> There's a lio and stitch ventilator on
78. 3:58the air vent.
79. 3:59>> Oh, yeah. On this camera, you can't see
80. 4:01it, I think.
81. 4:02>> Yeah.
82. 4:03>> What the fuck?
83. 4:04>> It's It's green. You see there's no
84. 4:06yellow here on the left. Yeah. Chop,
85. 4:07chop,
86. 4:08>> chop, chop. Okay.
87. 4:12There also no yellow. Everyone just
88. 4:14driving. Oh, whoa.
89. 4:17>> I don't know what's he doing, but what
90. 4:19the fuck? Maybe it's because of him.
91. 4:26>> Okay,
92. 4:28>> we lost your camera.
93. 4:29>> Yeah,
94. 4:32I hope it will survive.
95. 4:35>> My hair is yellow.
96. 4:37>> What the fuck,
97. 4:38>> man? Uh, now we're going to get banned.
98. 4:43>> No.
99. 4:44>> No.
100. 4:44>> Why? There was one yellow off.
101. 4:47>> Two yellows off.
102. 4:48>> Two yellows off. So,
103. 4:51>> but I mean it would be also spicy if
104. 4:52they make yellow all the way from there
105. 4:55to here.
106. 5:00>> So, maybe when I break out, you can
107. 5:03catch the camera.
108. 5:04>> Yeah.
109. 5:07The good thing is it's a stock car. So
110. 5:11there is a zitspunk
111. 5:14and not just metal.
112. 5:18>> Are they done? I think they're done cuz
113. 5:19you see they're driving away.
114. 5:23>> Yep.
115. 5:23>> It's always with you.
116. 5:25>> With me?
117. 5:26>> Yes. That I have uh so many yellow flags
118. 5:29or so long
119. 5:32>> parts. Yellow. At least something long
120. 5:34for you.
121. 5:38>> And yes, we
122. 5:54brother.
123. 5:55>> What? Uh,
124. 5:56>> nothing.
125. 6:01Oh, this was the camera.
126. 6:03>> Yeah. Where is it?
127. 6:04>> I don't know. You want
128. 6:05>> I'll check
129. 6:06>> to catch it?
130. 6:08>> Yeah, maybe.
131. 6:14>> You are able to catch it?
132. 6:16>> No, I need to mask fell. I'll get it. Or
133. 6:19you have it.
134. 6:21>> Here.
135. 6:22>> Where?
136. 6:23>> Oh, here you are.
137. 6:27>> Do not try this at home. Yes.
138. 6:29[Music]
139. 6:35>> I hope it's not broken.
140. 6:36>> No, it's fine. It's GoPro. So,
141. 6:39>> but it can do can have still camera sort
142. 6:43of
143. 6:46la.
144. 6:48[Music]
145. 6:51>> Yeah. Make your camera set up while
146. 6:54while we on track. Perfect. I hope it
147. 6:57works.
148. 7:00Influencers be influencing. Oh no, I
149. 7:02stopped the camera.
150. 7:03>> Oh no.
151. 7:05>> I know. I started clap
152. 7:10the exposure I need to be set to the
153. 7:12outside actually. Yeah.
154. 7:23>> Is that recording?
155. 7:24>> I think yeah.
156. 7:30And because the brakes are not that
157. 7:31good, I break so early.
158. 7:33>> Because I'm a little bit afraid that the
159. 7:35brake is completely gone.
160. 7:37>> Should be fine.
161. 7:42>> Are you not shifting yourself?
162. 7:44>> No.
163. 7:46>> I'm very bad in driving automatic cars
164. 7:49on the notch.
165. 7:51>> Okay.
166. 7:53>> What's that?
167. 7:55This is my uh dash cam who thinks we
168. 7:57have a crash.
169. 7:58>> Okay.
170. 8:12>> That's a weirdest space to put the
171. 8:14indicator
172. 8:15talking about the Ferrari designing
173. 8:18perspective
174. 8:19on the brakes because of tires.
175. 8:23But still 200 something like 200 a
176. 8:25little bit less.
177. 8:26>> Not part not bright.
178. 8:28>> Why it looks so dark?
179. 8:30>> What do you look so dark?
180. 8:34>> The sky.
181. 8:37>> No crash dash cam.
182. 8:47It's so weird how the car is driving
183. 8:49like a bus.
184. 8:51Maybe you need to put different
185. 8:52suspension on.
186. 8:54>> Yeah, but it's still my daily.
187. 8:56>> So what?
188. 8:57>> I was thinking
189. 8:58>> Oh, wow. What is that? It's a Ford uh
190. 9:02a what? For what? A probe. Damn.
191. 9:08Probe
192. 9:17want fire. Fire. M.
193. 9:23No, it's too dark for the sunglass.
194. 9:27>> Yeah.
195. 9:29[Music]
196. 9:30Okay,
197. 9:32>> we have a taxi behind us.
198. 9:35>> Oh, yeah.
199. 9:40[Music]
200. 10:01We have slower.
201. 10:04>> Yeah. Go.
202. 10:05>> Yes.
203. 10:06>> Go.
204. 10:06>> I wonder what what's in it cuz it sounds
205. 10:08runchy.
206. 10:13>> I don't know.
207. 10:15Woo.
208. 10:19>> Not only sideways with the Polo branch
209. 10:21in entry,
210. 10:24also a bit with the M240.
211. 10:26>> I think that's my next car that I'm
212. 10:28going to drive.
213. 10:44[Music]
214. 10:49I think I need style flex because the
215. 10:52pedal feels like there's no brake and
216. 10:54then I push a little a little bit more
217. 10:56and then the brake is there.
218. 11:02>> It's like collecting bonus points.
219. 11:10I need to try one lap without uh so with
220. 11:13DSC off.
221. 11:15>> Yeah,
222. 11:15>> maybe it's better because I'm too fast
223. 11:18for the uh sport plus mode because it
224. 11:22always regulated
225. 11:23>> and it's bad for my brakes. Maybe that's
226. 11:25why the brakes are so bad.
227. 11:29>> That could be the case. Yes.
228. 11:30>> Yeah. Maybe after that lap we will try
229. 11:33lap with TC
230. 11:35>> if my tires are still okay.
231. 11:44>> You can hear the EC
232. 11:55good. Yep.
233. 12:00Very very good. Very nice.
234. 12:02>> Not bad for light.
235. 12:04>> Just talk. Stock
236. 12:05>> for you.
237. 12:12>> Yeah. Yeah. Thanks.
238. 12:15>> You're welcome. Anytime.
239. 12:16>> I know. I know.
240. 12:19So, you have right now your next tin.
241. 12:24Yeah.
242. 12:25Okay. Yeah. I bet. Okay.
243. 12:32Oh, his fuel tank cap is open.
244. 12:36[Music]
245. 12:37>> I wonder how many fish they going to
246. 12:39have here.
247. 12:41[Music]
248. 12:42>> Okay.
249. 12:43>> What?
250. 12:44>> He He's escalating.
251. 12:45>> Escalating.
252. 12:47>> This one in the in the red BMW. He was
253. 12:52looking at me like this.
254. 12:54[Laughter]
255. 12:58>> All right. Thanks. See you next time in
256. 13:02whatever car you bring.