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0:12Müslüm Bey, finish us off, will you?
0:14Just kill us!
0:16We'll never get overthis now! Just kill us!
0:20Please kill us! Go on.
0:23Or give us a gun and we'll do it ourselves.
0:27You can't beat people up like this!
0:30First, we're beaten senseless.
0:32Then they bring us round for more beating.
0:36l think my rib's broken.
0:42My skull may be fractured too.
0:45l tell you what...
0:47You know the tall guy with the bald head?
0:49He beat me with one of those things.
0:51He's been at it since 4.30. Look at my leg!
0:54lt's a kind of tube with a chain in it.
0:56Right, a chain.
0:59The chain inside gets you.
1:01The chain's outside.
1:08You'll be asking yourselves two things. First, what's a beating?
1:13And second, why is it given?
1:15ln a routine beating the body produces two things.
1:18First, fear. And second, ardinal.
1:20Ardinal's a hormone. lt triggers the desire to be beaten.
1:23We don't want that.
1:25We want you to remember where you went wrong.
1:28A routine beating is, let's say, a routine beating.
1:31And a creative beating is...
1:33...let's say, being hit by a teacherwith a ruler.
1:35You neverforget it.
1:37That's the point of bringing the golf course to you right here.
1:40Put the ball down, Tiger.
1:45You can't play golf with so much noise going on!
1:48Let me carry on talking. l'll explain some more.
1:52Give me the five-iron. The horses are all nervous.
1:55Müslüm Bey, finish us off. Just kill us!
1:58Face me sideways. l want to try something new with you.
2:07ln the name of God!
2:09Magic Carpet Ride
2:32Now for a news report on the bag-snatching mafia.
2:37Thieves have carved lstanbul into territories.
2:40Thieves poaching on rival ground are collared by their rivals.
2:44Their rivals then beat them up and hand them overto the police.
2:59A gang of unidentified thieves who broke into a kebab restaurant...
3:02...enjoyed a massive 10-kilo fry-up before making off with...
3:05...the next day's supply of kebab meat, chili, cheese, pastrami and salami.
3:08A man,whose tip-off led to the arrest of a thief...
3:19...was shocked to learn...
3:23...that his own carwas stolen property.
3:26lt emerged he had been sold the car...
3:29...with false registration plates.
3:39Four men tried to rob 1 ton steel from a building site...
3:43Using a horsedrawn cart as their getaway vehicle.
3:46Two were caught red-handed, apparently loath to leave the horse.
4:04-You were so rough. -You didn't complain at the time.
4:09Anyway, when did you start talking dirty in bed?
4:14-You're embarrassing me now. -You said the word for it right out!
4:19You've never heard that before?
4:20No, l have. But it's been a long time.
4:23-Go on, say it again. -Not now!
4:25Whisper it in my ear.
4:31-You're wicked! -So? ls that a problem?
4:36Bad girl! Don't say things like that!
4:40OK, l'm out of here.
4:43Tell you what, though. That bed smells interesting!
4:48What does my friend use? lt has to have manure in it!
4:52Can you please stop calling him 'my friend'?
4:55l couldn't concentrate forthe smell!
4:58Or else it wouldn't have been such a rushed job. You know me.
5:01-l'll call you then. -l've heard that before!
5:04-l shouldn't call then? -No.
5:08See you then.
5:14-What does your man look like? -Please stop talking about him!
5:17-The jerk's at the door right now! -Who?
5:19Lalezar! Open the door!
5:21Then l'll bring a smaller cylinder next week.
5:25OK, he's not going to fall for the gasman number now.
5:27You want to make me crazy? Open the goddamn door!
5:33Where is the guy? Where is the coward?
5:36He went through there, didn't he?
5:39Sami!
5:41Don't do it! Don't jump!
5:43Sami!
5:46Hey, does this wardrobe always come in so handy?
5:52Sami!
5:55Hey, what's going on, Sami?
5:57What happened to you?
5:58There was this man in my house. l followed him out of the window.
6:02He's making a run for it!
6:04Get him! That's him!
6:57Yes? Can l help?
6:59Superman, help!
7:08Water!
7:18Thanks. Hello. My name's Asim Noyan.
7:22l guess it would be dumb to ask your name.
7:26Hey, what's this?
7:28Before you rang my doorbell so hysterically...
7:32l was committing my own suicide.
7:34Actually, you don't say ''my own'', which is partly why...
7:38Anyway, l wish you a nice day. Make the most of life.
7:40Eat whatsit... Eat fish!
7:43And, what was it called?
7:44Calamari.
7:47Give me a hand.
7:49Does it fit?
7:50No, l just tried. lt seemed a bit tight actually.
7:53Probably because of the earthings.
7:56Get down.
7:59Sit down there. Go on!
8:02What are you doing, brother? Are you off your head?
8:06Superman doesn't do himself in!
8:09You have no right to do this to all those kids out there.
8:12To be frank, l don't really see what it has to do with kids.
8:16You do yourself in and what happens?
8:19lt's in all the papers tomorrow that Superman did himself in.
8:23What will kids think when they read it?
8:25Superman's their idol! lmagine how they'll feel.
8:27lt's all wrong.
8:29You just want to make the headlines or you wouldn't be wearing that gear.
8:34-No! This is my stage costume. -Oh yeah?
8:37Well, what do you wear when you're being a normal person?
8:41-There's that and... -OK. Get dressed. We're going out.
8:44Superman's doing himself in and l save him. That's some story!
9:01-Who were you running from? -Hey, you're back with us!
9:05The woman l slept with, it turns out her guy is married.
9:15l never imagined l'd ever be eating with Superman.
9:19l'm a comedian actually, Amiz Bey.
9:22Amiz? What's with the ''Amiz''?
9:25l never heard such a dumb name. What's ''Amiz''?
9:28To be frank, l also found it strange, Asim Bey.
9:32-So you're a comedian, are you? -Yes, l perform in a bar in Beyoglu.
9:36l mean, l did... Once. On the bottom floor.
9:40Or rather, second from bottom.
9:43lt equates to that in altitude terms.
9:46ln altitude terms...
9:48l've never met a comedian before.
9:51When l was a kid, there was a jerk who did a show in the tea garden.
9:54l'll neverforget what he said to me once.
9:56''Why are you laughing so much, imp?'' That's what he said.
10:00lf you did forget, you wouldn't lose anything actually.
10:03What?
10:04Well, it's not worth remembering.
10:07He called you an imp, that's all.
10:09You're not funny at all.
10:12Forget it! You're mean. You didn't like that memory of mine.
10:15No wonderthey put you on the second to bottom floor.
10:20Besides, why do yourself in if you're a comedian?
10:25l can't make people laugh.
10:30But you made me laugh.
10:32-Can l ask you a question, if l may? -Go on.
10:36What do you do for a living, Asim Bey?
10:40l'm in the freelance business. But it's very free...
10:47My phone! Stop him!
11:08Kiraz, the man's finished his tea! Where's that Necati?
11:17XXX
11:22Everything with mass exerts a pull...
11:25...making a dip on the space-time curve.
11:30The force of its pull is proportional to its mass.
11:33The sun makes the largest dip, being the largest mass in the galaxy.
11:36And in fact, this is what gives rise to gravity.
11:39That's the essence of the general theory of relativity.
11:41And Einstein's greatest discovery.
11:44He was the first person ever to grasp the big picture.
11:48Happy Einstein yearto you all! That's all fortoday.
12:06My bag?
12:09lf you can't stop it, at least get a system working.
12:13'Theft boxes' for instance. The municipality could do that.
12:16''Dear Thief, please take the money and deposit all lD in a theft box.''
12:21l almost forgot. How did the signing day go?
12:24He said l should be writing punchier stuff.
12:27-Who? -The guy at the bookstore.
12:28-What's ''punchy'' supposed to mean? -l've no idea.
12:31What did you say to that?
12:32l said l couldn't punch anyone.
12:39-Nuran, isn't the girl so...? -Please!
12:41You're not about to crack the Bonus joke, l hope.
12:44Sorry, but everyone does and l've had enough.
12:48No. l was just going to say how sweet...
12:51Bonus? What's her problem?
13:24Now, with the person we hire...
13:29We're looking for... Certain qualities...
13:32Vision and concept, so l mean...
13:37ln the first instance, acting as the company's front line...
13:41When first meetings clients...
13:45Which in a sense means representing the company...
13:49When you say clients?
13:54Our clients are generally involved with tourism.
13:59Overseas or domestic...
14:05Wıth an interest in sun, sea, sand. Or culture...
14:07Orwinter holidays.
14:10People visiting our country...
14:16That means someone who impresses with their English...
14:20Wıth theirtelephone manner. And so on. l don't know.
14:24l understand.
14:26Yes, we need someone understanding. That's first.
14:30-Second? -Pardon?
14:33You said ''first''. What's second?
14:36What do you mean?
14:37Have the boys set up the plasma?
14:40Yes.
14:42What's your degree in, did you say?
14:44English philology. l was top of my year.
14:48l don't like saying that actually but my mother insists on it.
14:52The guy who came second was nice too.
14:54What was it called?
14:56-What was what called? -Your degree.
14:58-Philology. -What's philology?
15:01English language and literature.
15:04English language is fine for us.
15:09Shouldn't philology be called 'lingology'?
15:12l mean, it's logical.
15:14lt is to me, at least.
15:21Boss, our man's here.
15:23Should he shoot him in the leg and say it's a wake-up call?
15:26No, tell him to go forthe head and say it's a wake-up call.
15:29lf the guy does it again, he'll get one in the leg.
15:34Boss, there was also the issue of money.
15:36Micir, l'm talking to the lady...
15:40Excuse me.
15:43Hidir, look afterthe lady.
15:52What a cute doll. The one on your bag.
15:57l have a little girl too. Dilber..
16:01She's only two.
16:04But you should see hertalk.
16:07''Boo-boo'', ''ga-ga''... That's what she says.
16:09She handles the whole world with two words. What a sweetheart!
16:14Bless her.
16:16l shaved off my moustache so it wouldn't scratch her.
16:21Don't get the wrong idea, l'd had it for 15 years.
16:23l don't get... l mean, l don't get the wrong idea.
16:26You're a lovely person.
16:46Let's see if there's a sell-by date on these plums.
16:48That decides if we eat them or not.
16:52Of course there is. lt's mandatory. Here, the sell-by date, producer...
16:55-And take a look at this. -For goodness sake, Nuran!
16:58-You inspected them all. -Just checking. ls that so bad?
17:01-Hi, it's me. -Come in, honey.
17:05-She already has. -Sorry?
17:06You're telling herto come in when she already has.
17:09-You're always doing that. -Doing what?
17:11lnstead of welcoming her home, you tell herto come in.
17:14l'd say that's the strangest fault you've everfound with me.
17:19-How did it go? -lt didn't.
17:22-The book signing? -Which book signing?
17:25-You don't even want to remember. -What are you talking about?
17:28-And my bag was stolen. -What! Where?
17:30-ln the classroom. During class. -Oh no!
17:33Umut, don't eat those unwashed.
17:35So everything's gone.
17:37She only has to file a report with the local authorities.
17:40Good evening, Professor. This arrived for you today.
17:44-Thanks, Mefrika Hanım. -No problem.
17:52-What is it? -lt's for you.
17:56-What's it telling me? -Wait, let me read it.
17:59lt says, ''Dear Yusuf Ziya Ocak...''
18:06-They've bought your book! -What?
18:10They've bought the title 'Societies with an Undeveloped...'
18:13For 20,000 Euros.
18:15lt's not Euros any more. lt's Avros. They changed it.
18:20Through a cabinet ruling.
18:22Dad, what's your problem? We're talking 20,000 Euros here!
18:25-And look, here's the cheque. -Cheque? Let me see.
18:30No one came forthe signing but...
18:32So what are you buying me?
18:34-Nuran! -Hang on! Wait!
18:38-For sale owner direct. -What's that?
18:40First we put an ad in the paper and find a buyer.
18:43Then we steal whatever he wants and sell it to him.
18:46-You mean cartheft. -Yes, but it's nicerthe way l put it.
19:18The guy comes home for lunch!
19:23We're not in the backwoods here. Why can't he grab a sandwich?
19:25The bastards chased me through two neighbourhoods!
19:28-Hello. -Hello.
19:30-Asim, it's just a joke. -What's just a joke?
19:35l never saw anything so moronic.
19:38lt turns out the guy's a prosecutor.
19:40-What guy? -He can explain himself.
19:44What prosecutor? You mean the retired guy?
19:46l talk to the guy on the phone.
19:50He says he's a retired civil servant. How did l know he'd be a prosecutor?
19:56l also object to the word 'moronic'.
19:59-Shut up! -OK. What's the story then?
20:02We get in the car and drive off.
20:06lt's a month until l get my bonus. l'm planning a whole new life.
20:10You know why l want an estate?
20:13l want to go on family picnics as often as possible.
20:16l've neverfished in my life but l own two rods now.
20:19Oh, the kids don't know. The car's a surprise forthem.
20:22l like the car, really l do.
20:24But how about l give you a cheque for a month's time?
20:33Why not?
20:36Well?
20:37l got out at the first lights and ran.
20:39So you left the carwith him.
20:42That wasn't too clever.
20:43You could have shaken off the prosecutor and saved the car.
20:47-How do you mean? -Like this.
20:50Sir, would you like to take the wheel?
20:54-After all, justice is supreme. -OK. Let's have a go then.
21:04Bravo! You see? A brain that works! And you go and leave the car!
21:09Who is this guy?
21:11Let me introduce you. Superman.
21:13-What kind of''Superman''? -A regular Superman.
21:15Right. The Superman we know and love.
21:18Why didn't you say so before? We're fellow-countrymen.
21:22The whole gang here is from Krypton!
21:27My name's Samet.
21:28Superman is just a character l try to act on stage.
21:32-He does your head in! -Yes, sometimes.
21:36Superman, if you have a family...
21:39...tell them you're with me tonight.
22:37This guy's sense of humour is going to kill me!
22:40Where do you find these jokes? lt's unreal!
22:43Now Samet, l got to know İbrahim through the steel business.
22:51Then we became good friends. l'm not trying to flatter him, but...
22:54...he's a true gentleman.
23:00He's decent. He's a good laugh...
23:01-And he's good-looking, right? -ln my opinion, he's not that...
23:05-Right, Tugay? -Awesome. He has electricity.
23:09Right. Good word!
23:11-He has electricity. -Let's not go overthe top.
23:14There's that too. The snappy reply. ''Let's not go overthe top.''
23:21l keep trying to think which actor he reminds me of.
23:31-lt's a foreign actorthough. -A foreign actor.
23:35Sean Connery.
23:39Sean Connery?
23:40Think of it like this.
23:43Think of Connery's hair. No, forget that.
23:46He has that stubble. Shave that off.
23:49There's his Scottish accent, right? Get rid of that.
23:52And think of him a bit thinner.
23:55There, that's İbrahim for you!
23:58İbrahim, l'm proud of every staff member at my company.
24:04And Silvio here has this gift. He sees likenesses.
24:06You don't, but he finds them.
24:09Yes, it's Sean Connery. Right?
24:14Well...
24:15You have that old stud's magnetism. Don't deny it, you do.
24:19Then let's shoot a pilot with those girls, gentlemen!
24:37Nice shape. Don't knock it! Come on, let's go.
24:47More action there, boys. Let's see it!
24:52Here are my identical twins! How are things, girls?
25:05What did we talk about?
25:07-How are you, Goldtooth? -Wait a minute!
25:09Look, you have to identify the dodgy types at the door.
25:12What do we do now? Shoot the guys? All of them?
25:16Sorry, İzzet. lt won't happen again.
25:18-Hey Goldtooth, you're on edge. -Where did you find these guys?
25:22-We're into steel these days. -lt's all you're good for anyway.
25:26Those teeth will be mine one day. Just you wait!
25:31What's going on here then? How about we liven things up a bit?
25:35Give us some chips, lady. The supersonic gamblers are here!
25:38Ercüment, there's this Russian saying.
25:42lt goes: there's no ugly women, just too little vodka!
25:53So the customs officer says, ''You can't take this goat through.''
25:57And the guy goes, ''lt's a dog, not a goat.''
26:00''So why does it have horns?'' says the customs officer.
26:03So the guy replies, ''Keep out of my dog's private life!''
26:12Enough jokes fortonight!
26:17Ercüment, let's not waste any time. You look sorted to me.
26:23Sure, if Natali is OKwith that.
26:26You want together shovver? You pay extra 50 Dollars.
26:29-Shovver? -Shovver, shovver...
26:31This lot have a thing about the 'shovver'.
26:33Hey, it's not some national fantasy!
26:35Most of us don't even like water, do we?
26:40OK, İbrahim. l hope you get your own room.
26:43So who do l stay with?
26:45Well, l thought me actually.
26:50You're not my type.
26:51Go on! l tip a lot.
26:55See you at breakfast, Ercüment.
26:58Breakfast? You want all night? Then l have to take shovver!
27:03OK. You do that.
27:08l tell you what...
27:10She's been paid upfront. lf they're late, you're in shit.
27:15Neverwork with your lover. lt's as simple as that.
27:40-Yes? What do you want? -Out of the way!
27:44Ercü! The police are here!
27:47What!
27:51Take them away!
27:53Move it! Come on!
27:55Out of here!
28:18The supposed elite, most respected members of society!
28:25-You're married, are you? -Yes, sir.
28:28These types really make you sick, chief.
28:31Personally, my stomach's already turning, dude. l mean, boss.
28:35Of course they make you sick.
28:38They're engaging in obscenities here.
28:41Excuse me for interrupting, chief...
28:46Basically, both Ercüment and İbrahim are...
28:51There was a bit of fluff there.
28:54They're respected businessmen.
28:56Ask anyone in the steel industry today...
28:59And they'll say only good things about them.
29:01-Shut up! -l'm going to beat him up so bad!
29:06Could we have a quick word?
29:08Come on, let's talk then.
29:10Thank you so much. l'm very grateful.
29:14You don't have to push!
29:23l keep wondering why l don't seem to be at home...
29:28But l can't work it out.
29:32This lady's pretty but l think she's with Asim Bey, isn't she?
29:40l asked you a question.
29:44-But that ''shhh'' isn't very nice. -Shut up!
29:49What are you talking about for God's sake?!
29:52Look at them.
29:55These poor guys will be paraded naked on TV tomorrow night!
29:59These tapes go to the media?
30:01There are whole programmes full of stuff like this.
30:05They get the adulterers on camera and broadcast the tapes.
30:07-What's an 'adulterer'? -Someone who cheats on his wife.
30:11You mean we've become adulterers at this age?
30:15Guys!
30:26lfixed the problem anyway.
30:29But he didn't give me an easy time.
30:32-They'll give us the tape. -Great.
30:34-lf we pay 20,000 Dollars. -Hey, that's a lot!
30:37That's what l said. Then l got him down to 15,000.
30:40That's still a lot!
30:42l said that too. But then they said...
30:44''We'll be going then. We'll only just make the main news.''
30:46-No! Then let's write the cheque. -Definitely. Let's do that.
30:55-How much was it? -lf you make it 16...
30:59That'll coverthe cameraman and so on.
31:01Write legibly, orthe bank won't take it.
31:04l don't understand what's going on here.
31:06Russians, police, shovvers...
31:39Shit! My kidney!
31:41They've cut out my kidney!
31:44-They've stolen my kidney! -Who?
31:47How do l know? The gang. Look!
31:49Who'd want your kidney anyway? Here, we washed it.
31:53You threw up the whole night. Supermoron!
31:57You're licking the guy at this hour?!
31:59Licking him? l'm cleaning up your mess.
32:04How was the surgery, Superman?
32:08Here, this is yours.
32:10-ls that all l get? -What did you expect?
32:12You had 17 Mojitos last night. They've been deducted.
32:14Hey, it's good money. And here's your last Mojito!
32:21-Quick, Superman! -What's up?
32:24There won't be any eggs left!
32:32They fall for it every time. Were you in charge again?
32:36No, the guys were. l just did the artwork.
32:40l'm leaving.
32:42Tugay, you sell that jeep. Get a good price, OK?
32:44Sure.
32:56Do you know any othertunes?
33:11-Arif, you're very sexy. -Get out of here!
33:21Cemil, you're never going to do it.
33:25There's a whatsit there. Have a go with that.
33:29Wait, l'll get us some tea.
33:32l really don't like you.
33:44Let's see. lf we don't like it, we won't buy it.
33:47Why would be buy something we don't like?
33:50-That's exactly what l'm saying. -No, it's not.
33:54Well, what am l saying then?
33:56lt's like the ''Come in'' thing. lf we don't like it, we won't buy it.
34:01What ''Come in'' thing?
34:03Never mind. Just keep your eyes on the road.
34:09l don't believe it! Are you really a writer?
34:13Yes, but not a writer anyone reads. l'm a writerwho writes.
34:17l can trust you then.
34:20Some people treat their cars so badly!
34:27l don't have any bad memories with my White Dove, thankfully.
34:31White Dove?
34:32White Dove.
34:35Maybe she'll be your White Dove now.
34:38We've been to some amazing places together.
34:41We even went to Bodrum once.
34:45l took a photo of herthere. l still have it.
34:49Excuse me, but if it's so hard for you to part with...
34:54Wıth the car... Right, Yusuf Ziya? Then we'll...
34:57Do l look like the kind of person...
35:00...who'd sell if they didn't have to?
35:01Absolutely not!
35:04lf you owe someone money, and that person also has a gun...
35:07...then you should pay them back. And pay them back today.
35:13Of course.
35:17lt's beautiful!
35:19You like our White Dove?
35:21lt's fabulous! So is the Beetle mine now?
35:24No. The White Dove's yours.
35:28l don't believe it!
36:29Well, good luck with ourfirst police checkpoint.
36:34Hello. Can l see your papers?
36:37Dad, can you pass my bag?
36:41-Where's the vehicle licence? -Have a look there.
36:51l reckon women are made forthis profession.
36:54So they're not made for others.
36:57For otherwhat?
36:59For other professions.
37:02Did l really say that?
37:06Yes. ln the end.
37:11Madam, we have to impound this vehicle.
37:14Why?
37:15Because it's stolen property.
37:31ln the circumstances, you're both victim and culprit.
37:34Victim and culprit?
37:36-You didn't steal the car, did you? -No! That's absurd.
37:39l have to ask as you were caught with a stolen vehicle.
37:42That's why you're culprits.
37:44-But we had our money stolen. -And that's why you're victims.
37:49As far as l understand, we bought it from the people who stole it.
37:53Great! You're finally getting the picture.
37:56-Excuse me? -Nothing.
37:58lf you've finished yourtea, we'll take your statement.
38:03But the tea hasn't arrived yet.
38:06Then have it when you get back.
38:09How can you have tea before it arrives, huh?
38:13lt has to arrive first.
38:22-So l'm to blame for everything. -That's not what l said.
38:26So what did you mean when you said, ''You're finally getting the picture''?
38:29Dad!
38:41-Where did you find that? -ln that Cherokee the other day.
38:44-Put it on. -You look great!
38:46lf we all go, we can nick the boat.
38:49And do what? You can't sail home!
38:52What's wrong with a tractor?
38:54lt's easy to nick too.
38:56Sure, with a tractor you have a ready-made convertible!
38:59Maybe he wants to go somewhere otherthan home...
39:04-By boat... -Sorry?
39:06l mean, he doesn't necessarily want to go home.
39:09For all we know, he might want to go to the Canaries, mightn't he?
39:13Go to hell!
39:15-What was your name? -Ersin.
39:17Ersin, you could have been nice enough to answerwhat l said.
39:24After all, l did stand up for you.
39:27''After all''? Hayri, what does ''after all'' mean?
39:33You've wrecked a brand-new fridge just forthe sake of a safe!
39:37-Arif! -Yes?
39:39-Piss off! -What did l say?
39:43How about shutting up?
39:47-Go to hell! -l live there anyway.
40:33Üzeyir, the house seems a bit risky.
40:38They hired a guard afterthe last scene we made.
40:42How about we try the school?
40:45Wait a minute! What are you doing?
40:47l didn't think you were that criminal.
40:50No? How criminal did you think l was?
40:53At least not criminal enough to abduct a small child.
40:58That's happiness for you, Üzeyir.
41:02A house like that. By the lake.
41:04Actually, a pool would also do.
41:07You won't find a lake everywhere.
41:10A cool blue pool...
41:12Wıth reflections dancing seductively on the ceiling..
41:15A seductive life with a pool and grass.
41:21Like Superman said, the main thing is you wouldn't be half as criminal.
41:27Maybe then you'd be allowed...
41:30...to love your daughter like a human being.
41:36That's my daughter.
41:38Nazli.
42:14Welcome, Mr. Asim.
42:17Thanks, Mrs. Hilal.
42:20Mrs. Hilal, let me ask you something.
42:22How come a restaurant this famous still can't make salad?
42:26lf you paid the bill, you'd be completely unbearable.
42:29Perhaps l could recommend the poison!
42:33Did your phone number change? l didn't get through on the old one.
42:37Shut it!
42:39Üzeyir, let me change your salad.
42:44Asim, l can't do it.
42:47What can't you do?
42:48What you do.
42:50Of course you can't! You'd go and do yourself in!
42:53lf the work's respectable in any way, l respect it. But l can't do it.
42:58Look around you, Superman. Look at those houses.
43:03You think all those people deserve to live there?
43:06You think they're all clean, there's no crooks there?
43:08Wake up, Superman! You still have to fly!
43:12He's right, Üzeyir. He can't do it.
43:17But how was l with...? Wıth Tugay's carthing?
43:21Well, there you were first-rate! Give Superman some raki.
43:27Listen, Superman.
43:29l was young back then. Just 15 or 16...
43:35There were these big brothers in our neighbourhood.
43:38İzzet was the main man. He was a great guy.
43:42l learned whatever l've learned from him.
43:47l was there when they pulled off a coffin stunt.
43:49-A coffin stunt? -Right. A coffin stunt.
43:53We had a neighbourhood idiot. Cengiz.
43:55Look Cengiz, you'll be fine. Just climb in!
43:59-l'll take you to the funfair! -The funfair! l'll stay forever.
44:04Good man, Cengiz!
44:07But Cengo... You're dead now, OK?
44:14Come on! Leave it out!
44:16Rest in peace!
44:58-Which way now? -No idea!
45:03Who's in charge of the corpse?
45:05-Where's it going? -To the funfair!
45:22Asim, come here.
45:26Sit down.
45:28Organised business... Always.
45:31So that day, l said to myself, ''You have a choice, Asim.''
45:36-ln the coffin... -You have corpses and head cases.
45:43You're either in the coffin or carrying it...
45:49Or you're organising the racket.
45:52And you? Where will you be?
45:56Either you steal or you're stolen from.
46:01Well, can't we follow up the number in the newspaper?
46:02Well, can't we follow up the number in the newspaper?
46:06Of course they'll have changed it. But it might have been registered.
46:12You're saying the thieves have done nothing wrong?
46:15l see...
46:18OK, goodbye.
46:20-What happened? -There's nothing we can do!
46:23One day, they'll walk off with the Bosporus Bridge!
46:27-Professor, l've found something. -What?
46:29Look at this ad. You see the number? 7133.
46:35Now look at this one.
46:377134.
46:41For sale owner direct.
47:04Either someone's selling a few cars all at once...
47:07Or it's our guys. We have their numbers!
47:11-So? -So can't we do something?
47:14Like call and take them for a ride...
47:18-What? -Why not?
47:26What have you done, Ersin? l don't believe it!
47:31Hey, what have you done?
47:33We're sorry.
47:35Ersin, l keep telling you, you're not a rally driver!
47:41Hey, the car!
47:43What's going on? Bring the car back!
48:00-Mr. Asim, l'm ready. -OK.
48:02Remember, you don't want to sell.
48:06OK. Don't keep saying that or l'll get confused.
48:09So let's see what you're made of. You'll do it. l have faith in you.
48:17-l sent off a photo. -Where to?
48:20A beauty contest.
48:22Where?
48:23A beauty contest.
48:25You want to be Miss Shampoo?
48:27Wıth a bit of luck.
48:30lt's from reading that stuff the whole time.
48:37This car is everything to me.
48:39No, that was too severe.
48:41This car is everything to me.
48:59-How were we doing it? -We have to go it through again?
49:01We've discussed it 50 times already!
49:03Sorry, sweetheart, but this is my first unlawful act.
49:05Well, it's lucky l'm so experienced, Mum!
49:08Wait. You're the buyer. l follow you in the car. l'm OKthis far.
49:12lf he suggests going for a drive, l'm behind you. Don't worry.
49:15-What was next? -We find out their hiding place.
49:17Just wait.
49:19-lf he wants to drive around... -Mum!
49:21l'll keep to the corners. And l'll wear my thick glasses.
49:24Whatever! The main thing is to find out their hiding place.
49:28OK. l'm a bit stressed.
49:30Mum! They're only thieves, not murderers!
49:33That makes me feel a lot better.
49:36Be careful.
49:43Hello, l'm Umut.
49:48Let me say this right away. This car is everything to me.
49:53Sorry?
49:55Everything depends on this car.
49:57Sure. ln the end, we are interested in buying it.
50:04Can l have a look?
50:07At what?
50:09At the car.
50:11Of course. Go ahead.
50:25-The car... -ls the boot...?
50:27-l'm so sorry. -No, you first.
50:29No, really l'm listening. Please...
50:34-Does the key...? -Excuse me?
50:38lt's too expensive.
50:40What?
50:41The car.
50:43But l haven't told you the price yet.
50:45Well, it looks expensive. How much is it?
50:4915,000 billion... l mean, 15,000... That's 15 billion up front.
50:55You see? lt's too much for me. l can't buy it.
50:58Wait! We can work something out. Try driving it.
51:04-You can keep the carfortoday. -No. l don't need to.
51:08We'll meet again tomorrow. l'm quite certain that by then...
51:12...l'll be able to breathe in your presence.
51:17Forgive me. Don't take this as a compliment, but...
51:21...l really can't breathe properly at the moment.
51:25l mean, please don't think l'm making advances.
51:27Here's the key. l'll jump in a taxi or something.
51:31We can arrange the thing tomorrow overthe phone. See you then.
51:35Just a minute!
51:49So what happened?
51:52You weren't supposed to buy the car!
51:54We were going to follow him!
51:56lt all happened so quickly. He just gave me the car.
51:59Wonderful! Now we have a stolen car. lf the police turn up...
52:04We say we bought it, Mum!
52:07Right. lsn't it bizarre how only we're scared of the police?
52:24Are you a parent? lf you're single, will you marry me?
52:28Clear off or l'll call the police!
52:31You seem to forget the past!
52:32Happy with the new man, are you?
52:34-Everyone says he's gay! -Security!
52:37-What's the problem, madam? -l don't know this man.
52:39Then l don't know you either!
52:42l've never known you!
52:45Nazli! Nazli!
52:52-How are you doing? -Fine. How are you, Uncle Üzeyir?
52:56-Fine, sweetheart. How about you? -l'm doing good.
52:59Listen to that cool talk! ''l'm doing good!'' How about that?
53:04-Dad, look. -What's that?
53:08You didn't get me one, so they did.
53:12Our boys have better ones.
53:15Your Mum wouldn' t allow it anyway.
53:16She finds fault with everything l get you.
53:19Rememberthat doll you could only get in Germany?
53:23She broke that. Didn't you say she broke it?
53:27She thinks l steal everything.
53:30Don't you?
53:32l didn't steal the doll. That was Ersin or Riza.
53:34-Ersin. -Right, Ersin.
53:36Enough! Your Mum doesn't like us talking about these things.
53:45Dad, put on your seatbelt.
53:50-How does it work? -You stick it in there.
53:54-l can't breathe. -She's asleep.
53:57-Who's asleep? -Nazli.
53:59She's faking it! Look at that grin!
54:03He didn't fall for it, Üzeyir.
54:19You gave them the car and didn't get the money?
54:22l'm sorting it out tomorrow.
54:23You're sorting it out tomorrow. What you should have done today.
54:26But you should have seen her, Silvio.
54:28Have you ever seen a crystal-clear stream...
54:30...with black pebbles in it?
54:33She was just like that.
54:48You have a favourite cemetery or can we bury you anywhere?
54:52To be frank, l don't understand the question.
54:54To be frank, you'll understand soon enough.
54:57Welcome.
55:00-Nazli, welcome! -How are you, Silvio? Sausage?
55:05Don't ape him.
55:07Look, Nazli. That's Superman.
55:09-What? Can he fly? -Not yet. He's still working on it.
55:14Look who's here! Daddy's Nazli! Welcome Nazli!
55:18-Suna! -Nazoş! How are you?
55:23-What happened with the car? -l'm getting the money tomorrow.
55:28-Where's the car? -Wıth the customer.
55:31-Where's the money? -She's paying tomorrow.
55:33Where's the car?
55:35Wıth the customer.
55:37Where's the money?
55:39She's paying tomorrow.
55:44You expect me to sell stolen goods on credit?
55:49Superman does...
55:51...what our own jerks don't even do.
55:54My name's Samet, not Superman. Superman's a joke thing l...
55:58Ajoke, you idiot?
56:01You don't joke in this business! One joke and you're finished.
56:05Üzeyir, say you're Superman and you're up on stage.
56:09You want to make people laugh. But no one does. What do you do?
56:17You're Superman, on stage! What do you do?
56:22You save someone, don't you?
56:24You grab someone and fly off.
56:27Say you can't do that either. Then don't wearthe Superman gear!
56:30You don't wearthe gear if you can't carry it off.
56:33Look, Superman Fake...
56:36lf you don't get the money tomorrow ourfriendship's over...
56:40...in a flash, as they say.
56:43You understand?
56:45l think you've made yourself quite clear.
57:11What's this?
57:12The guys' car.
57:15They said we could keep it.
57:26Have you lost your minds? You're playing with gangsters!
57:30-What are you trying to do? -They cheated us, didn't they?
57:34-They made fools of us. -So?
57:36lf this business is about brain power we have more of it than they do.
57:41The honest should be as bold as the dishonest...
57:43...as they say.
57:45We're the boldly honest, Dad. And we can cheat them.
57:48Yusuf Ziya, l specialise in quantum physics.
57:50l can also handle a carthief.
57:52Quantum physics! You're plain mad.
57:54-Dad, can you calm down? -Try telling your motherthat!
57:57l'm the calmest person here!
57:59Rubbish! l haven't even joined in this argument. Well hardly.
58:02OK, we'll leave the car somewhere. Anywhere.
58:05The police will find it whatever.
58:07Just get the keys.
58:09Then we have the gangsters after us.
58:11They have Umut's number! ln the end, we're stealing their car.
58:14And they stole it from someone else.
58:16Do you always have to stress this superfluous detail?
58:19OK, Dad. Can we calm down?
58:21l'll return the cartomorrow and just say we didn't like it.
58:25But if you ask me, we should carry on with the attack!
58:28What attack for goodness sake? Where's it going to get you?
58:32-We'll get our money back! -Didn't we just end that discussion?
58:35The idea of meeting is fine, but we're also telling the police.
58:37-So we get the guys caught? -Yes. That's normal, isn't it?
58:41l have a problem with what's normal in this country these days!
58:44lt's normal to have your bag stolen...
58:46Normal to have thieves break in while you're at home...
58:49Even normal to have your car stolen at police checkpoints!
58:52Everything, dear Yusuf Ziya, is quite normal!
58:55lt's only abnormal that we're trying to get our money back!
58:59We have no choice but to go to the police.
59:01Fine, but will we get our money back?
59:46-Where's the moron? -Which moron?
59:48l asked where the moron is, Hayri. Are you deaf?
59:51Cool it, sister! He's in there.
59:53Don't call me ''sister''.
59:56Üzeyir, didn't l tell you she'd show up?
1:00:09Why are you yelling?
1:00:11How many times have l told you not to yell in front of people?
1:00:14Where's my daughter?
1:00:16Why the hysterics, Nergis? l am herfather.
1:00:17l said, where's my daughter?
1:00:22Where's the toothman?
1:00:23-Dental surgeon! -Well, surgeon then.
1:00:26He's waiting in the car.
1:00:28Couldn't he handle coming in?
1:00:30He might have if you hadn't punched him last time.
1:00:33-He called me a thief. -Aren't you?
1:00:36That's none of his business. At least l'm a good thief.
1:00:39-His tooth jobs are crap. -How do you know?
1:00:42lf l smash someone's teeth in, l send them right to him.
1:00:45He botches the fillings.
1:00:50That's the difference between you.
1:00:52You smash teeth. Semih fixes them. You moron!
1:00:58Well, l'm not crazy about living this dangerously.
1:01:02l'll be quitting at some point.
1:01:04Maybe l'll get into property. We'll see.
1:01:08Leave it out! Always the same old song!
1:01:12You used to sing so sweetly once.
1:01:16What was it, that song about moonlight?
1:01:24The sea and the moonglow.
1:01:25''The sea and the moonglow... Were asking after you.''
1:01:31''Where are you?''
1:01:35There's no moonlight in there.
1:01:37What do you mean? There's sea. There's moonglow.
1:01:41So there has to be moonlight too.
1:01:53Where's my daughter?
1:01:58Üzeyir!
1:02:06l'll call you on your mobile.
1:02:17Stay cool, Dad. l'll SMS you and we can meet.
1:02:24Come on, Nazli. We're going.
1:02:29Hurry up!
1:02:55l'd like to notify the police of this address.
1:02:58-Semih, can you shut up? -l agree.
1:03:00-You shut up, too. -l agree.
1:03:37Don't get cold.
1:03:39l won't. l'm high.
1:03:51They've picked me.
1:03:54Who?
1:03:59Forthe beauty contest.
1:04:03Great.
1:04:06So they know quality goods when they see them.
1:04:10Goods...
1:04:14Nice word.
1:04:18Sorry.
1:04:26l'm going.
1:04:31l'm leaving you.
1:04:36l'm leaving you.
1:04:39Painful words.
1:04:48There's no moonlight...
1:04:51...in our song.
1:05:24Goodbye.
1:06:11Good night.
1:06:14-Good night, Dad. -Good night, dear.
1:06:33Dad, calm down!
1:06:36lt's a busy street. What can happen? l'm just overthere.
1:06:38-l can see you from here anyway. -lt would be too obvious over here.
1:06:43He's coming.
1:06:45-Hello. -Hello.
1:06:46Thanks forthe paper.
1:06:48-Am l late? -No, l was early.
1:06:50-Then l'm late. -No, l was early.
1:07:07-What will you have to drink? -l have a juice already.
1:07:11Yes, of course.
1:07:16-lt's very... -l've been...
1:07:18-Sorry. -Sorry. Go ahead.
1:07:23lt's the second time we've started talking both at once.
1:07:27Yes, l'm sorry. l get tense sometimes.
1:07:32To be frank, l don't like myself a lot.
1:07:34Why not?
1:07:35l don't know. l could have been more talented.
1:07:40l mean in general.
1:07:43l'm a comedian actually.
1:07:45A comedian?
1:07:47l guess business isn't that great then.
1:07:52Which of my jokes didn't you like?
1:07:55No, l mean with you selling the car...
1:07:58No, l just want to exchange it.
1:08:00-Exchange it? -Yes.
1:08:02But two days ago it meant everything to you.
1:08:06How do you mean?
1:08:08Anyway, let's get to the point.
1:08:11We've talked it through at home and come to a decision.
1:08:17We don't want to buy the car after all.
1:08:20You're joking!
1:08:21l'm sorry if we've strung you along but...
1:08:24No, l'm glad. l was terrified you'd buy it.
1:08:29l don't understand.
1:08:30The car means everything to me. l can't sell it!
1:08:40Can l tell you a secret?
1:08:42The car l tried to sell you... lt's stolen.
1:08:46Stolen?
1:08:47l was going to tell you even if you'd bought it.
1:08:50Well, l thought about it... Only Mr. Asim would have killed me.
1:08:54-Who's Mr. Asim? -The leader of the gang.
1:08:57You have a gang?
1:08:59No, Umut Hanım. l don't. l'm a comedian.
1:09:02-How did you get involved? -l'm not.
1:09:05Asim, the gang leader...
1:09:08l...he saved my life. l was Superman.
1:09:11-Superman? -Superman was my stage name.
1:09:15My name's Samet actually. Asim saved my life.
1:09:18How?
1:09:20l was about to commit suicide.
1:09:22Suicide? l don't believe it! That's all we needed!
1:09:30One day... lf you have nothing else to do...
1:09:35Would you come and watch me?
1:09:38l perform on Mondays. Well, not at the moment.
1:09:43But if l start again, would you come and watch me?
1:09:47OK. We'll speak on the phone.
1:09:50Umut.
1:09:51Samet. Goodbye.
1:09:58The car's in the car park on the right.
1:10:08-What took so long? -l just said we didn't want the car.
1:10:13Bravo! l'll grab a taxi overthere.
1:10:16-So is the action over now? -No, Mum. lt's only just starting.
1:10:31Thanks.
1:10:34Hey, the stuff's good as new!
1:10:41Here.
1:11:32Hey, aren't you going to order anything forthe woman?
1:11:39At least he won't miss this.
1:11:45Excuse me, yourwallet's on the floor.
1:11:51-Do you ever listen to me? -Sometimes.
1:11:54Superman, you know what l like about you most?
1:11:57No.
1:11:58Neither do l!
1:12:04lf you'll allow me, l'd like to tell you something.
1:12:07This guy gives me stress, Üzeyir.
1:12:10He always wants my permission. lt really gives me stress.
1:12:16Asim, thank you. For everything...
1:12:19lt can't really be said that l saved your life.
1:12:23lf l hadn't answered the door, someone else would have for sure.
1:12:28But if you hadn't rung my doorbell, nobody else would have. You see?
1:12:36-Can't we switch channels? -l can't do it.
1:12:40Look, l couldn't sell the car either.
1:12:42You have to 'have it in you', as they say. Well, l don't.
1:12:48But that's not important.
1:12:50What's important is that l have hope now, thanks to you.
1:12:56What do you take to get this high? Do you use anything?
1:13:02l could use a cold ayran if they have it.
1:13:06Whenever l see anyone in trouble, l go and help, Asim.
1:13:12That's just me.
1:13:15Abi, l should go my own way.
1:13:18Just going to wash my hands.
1:13:26Üzeyir, you're not mute.
1:13:29So why do you never speak?
1:13:32l used to talk a lot once.
1:13:34lt didn't do me any good so l stopped.
1:13:49-Don't knock yourself, Superman. -l won't, Abi.
1:13:52Suicide, huh? You have to fight it!
1:13:56l will.
1:13:59Listen up.
1:14:00People have this thing of idling like cars.
1:14:03The idling should be steady. Not too fast, not too slow.
1:14:07You should adapt to every situation, be whatever you have to be.
1:14:11Like those animals that change colour.
1:14:15You know, chomeleons.
1:14:17Not chomeleon. lt's chameleon.
1:14:19Superman, don't correct me.
1:14:23You were saying about chomeleons.
1:14:28You know what l like about you most?
1:14:31l know. You don't know.
1:14:32No, l do know.
1:14:35You have a clean heart.
1:14:39You have such a clean heart.
1:14:42You'll get trodden on by everyone.
1:14:44l don't show the dirt any more.
1:14:47But they'll make mincemeat of you. Take more care of yourself.
1:14:55l never had any brothers or sisters.
1:14:58l didn't have a real family either.
1:15:01Where's yourfamily? What do they do?
1:15:06They're in Canakkale. Or rather, Evrese.
1:15:08Where?
1:15:09Evrese. You know the song?
1:15:12Actually, the streets aren't narrow like they are in the song.
1:15:14-That's a real place? -Yes.
1:15:18Yes, it's a real place.
1:15:20The streets aren't narrow, but the song says they are.
1:15:23Use that on stage. lt's funny.
1:15:27You're from Evreşe and looking for jokes in Krypton.
1:15:31-ls that right? -Yes. That seems about right.
1:15:34Sorry. l'm clueless about your job but l tried to, you know...
1:15:43Look, Superman...
1:15:47Samet...
1:15:49You're my brother now.
1:15:51lf you're ever in trouble, you know where to find me.
1:15:56Yes, l do.
1:16:01-Here, take this. -l can't.
1:16:02Go on. Take it.
1:16:05The girls said to put it in an envelope but it's a bit...
1:16:18-You're my brother. -Thanks.
1:16:40The guy isn't a gang member. He's only just joined.
1:16:43So he's a memberthen. He's joined.
1:16:45-Well, whatever. -He might panic if he hears this.
1:16:48-Who? -Yourfather.
1:16:50-He's a comedian actually. -Who?
1:16:54-Superman. -Who's Superman?
1:16:56-The guy. -The guy's Superman?
1:16:59-Yes. -Good. So he'll save us then.
1:17:02That's exactly what l'm saying.
1:17:04He might be suspicious if he sees us mother and daughtertogether.
1:17:06Mum, we're victims! We need help. Superman won't turn us away.
1:17:11We're from Germany, are we? Where in Germany?
1:17:13l don't know. Make something up.
1:17:22-Hello. -Hello.
1:17:30Oh, sorry. My mother. Samet.
1:17:33-Very pleased to meet you. -Thanks. Likewise.
1:17:38l know l'm gatecrashing here... But l wouldn't have been so rude...
1:17:42...if circumstances hadn't forced me.
1:17:43No, please... Don't mention it.
1:17:47Well, yes.
1:17:49Hello. Welcome. What can l get you?
1:17:52The pilaki here is the best in lstanbul.
1:17:55Really? But l don't want anything, thanks.
1:17:57-Right. And you, Umut? -l'll have the pilaki.
1:18:00Then a pilaki for each of us. And rice. Wıll you have a drink?
1:18:03No, thank you. lt's just l'm rather upset.
1:18:10Thanks, Ercan. That's all.
1:18:15Umut has spoken about you at length.
1:18:19We also talked on the way, didn't we?
1:18:21About yourfriends, yourties with the gang...
1:18:32Thanks, Ercan.
1:18:36When she mentioned yourties
1:18:41l thought only you could save us. Didn't l, Umut?
1:18:45-l can save you? -Yes. l told Mum er..
1:18:47l said you could save us from these evil people.
1:18:52Evil people?
1:18:54Yes. Wıth your strength of character l believe...
1:18:57l believe you can save us from this problem.
1:19:01You don't have to. Only if you feel like it.
1:19:08lt's just we've never experienced anything like it before.
1:19:10Never. Believe me, after all those years in Germany...
1:19:12You're 'gastarbeiter'.
1:19:14No. We did live in Germany...
1:19:15But we don't like the word 'gastarbeiter'.
1:19:19l mean, so many years in Germany... But then Umut was born in Germany.
1:19:25-Really? Where? -Er, Gerzenkirschen..
1:19:28Of course it's so long ago now, l... But we're here now...
1:19:34...thank goodness. Or is it? l don't know.
1:19:38l thought only you could save us from this injustice.
1:19:52Üzeyir, l offer ourfriend help...
1:19:55...and he's here to get it next day!
1:19:58lt's unbelievable what he did!
1:20:00l mean Umut's father's partner.
1:20:03He never paid him back.
1:20:05l mean, he stole decent people's money!
1:20:08No, really?
1:20:09When l say stolen... Sometimes you have to. Don't you?
1:20:16He browbeat them.
1:20:18ln the end, they're 'gastarbeiter'.
1:20:20l mean, they spent years working in Germany.
1:20:23So you even found out about theirforeign affairs!
1:20:26lf l said l loved her, l wouldn't be lying.
1:20:29Üzeyir, we really have a Superman here.
1:20:32Stealing a chick in a stolen car... l'd say that's really something!
1:20:37Don't be angry, but in my opinion 'chick' isn't the right word here.
1:20:44How much did he walk off with? That partner of his...
1:20:47100,000 Euros. l don't know how much that is in Lira.
1:20:51l do. A lot!
1:20:52You know l more or less said l loved her?
1:20:54-Yes. -l should stress that point.
1:20:57What do we get out of the deal?
1:21:00l'm telling you, she's my girlfriend.
1:21:02Superman, you take girls out to dinner orthe movies.
1:21:05You don't pick up 100,000 Euro debts forthem.
1:21:08We'll sort something out. l don't want a cut. lt's yours.
1:21:11No, you should at least get a cut.
1:21:14-Where's the address? -ln my pocket.
1:21:24The full address.
1:21:25You just filled it, right?
1:21:29What! Polonezköy?
1:21:31Tell the boys to get themselves ready.
1:21:33OK, Abi. l'm flying. Tugay Abi, Silvio...
1:23:13Have you been roughed up lately, old boy?
1:23:17No.
1:23:20Then l want snappy answers.
1:23:23We're here to find a jerk called Müslüm.
1:23:26Pardon?
1:23:28He said, a jerk called Müslüm! Are you deaf?
1:23:31Ajerk called Müslüm!
1:23:34ls he deaf?
1:23:36Ajerk called Müslüm!
1:23:38Louder!
1:23:39Ajerk called Müslüm!
1:23:41Loud enough? You heard? Where is he?
1:23:46Go that way. Cross the bridge and there's a field of jerks.
1:23:54You can't beat old boys, can you?
1:23:56Ersin, don't speak unless you have to.
1:23:58Ultimately, that was uncalled for.
1:24:00''Ultimately''? What does that mean?
1:24:38Get a look at that!
1:24:40A man needs a horse, a wife... What was the otherthing?
1:24:44Bravo, a gun!
1:24:56Welcome.
1:24:59Thanks.
1:25:00What do you want?
1:25:02What do we want? Water if you have it.
1:25:06lf not, forget it. We'll find a spring somewhere.
1:25:11lt's the countryside here.
1:25:14l guess if we go straight we'll be going straight back.
1:25:18lf we go the way we came we're bound to be going back.
1:25:20Why are you here?
1:25:23To say hello to Mr. Müslüm...
1:25:25-Superman, what have you done? -Don't use names.
1:25:32Mr. Müslüm...
1:25:35You talk to the gentleman and we'll wait here.
1:25:40Yes, we'll wait here just in case.
1:25:43-What do you mean? -Can't you see those guns?
1:25:46Shut up!
1:25:47Drop it, Tugay. Let everyone say their last words in peace.
1:25:54Don't give the guys stress.
1:25:56You know the song?
1:26:06Follow me. All of you!
1:26:08The song?
1:26:38l don't believe it! You're still playing golf!
1:26:42l neverwant to look at another golf club!
1:26:45-Did you go riding? -Yes.
1:26:47-Then take another ride. -l don't want to.
1:26:48-Go and watch the plasma. -l don't want to do that either.
1:26:53Look, this is my golf hour.
1:26:55See if l care!
1:27:16ls this them?
1:27:18This is them.
1:27:20This? Them?
1:27:24Did you referto me as ''a jerk'' on yourway in?
1:27:29Do you talk about me as a ''jerk'' in your private life?
1:27:36That's a bit much!
1:27:38l mean, if you get the gossip on us before we're even here, that's...
1:27:46Are you acting the retard?
1:27:48No.
1:27:50lt's not gossip. We have it on video.
1:27:52Video?
1:27:54-Tiger, take them to the plasma. -Sure. This way!
1:27:58When you say plasma...
1:28:15Have you been roughed up lately, old boy?
1:28:19No.
1:28:21Then l want snappy answers.
1:28:24We're here to find a jerk called Müslüm.
1:28:27Pardon?
1:28:30Videos are a great gadget, aren't they?
1:28:39Sure. Very useful.
1:28:43At weddings and so on.
1:28:47He said, a jerk called Müslüm! Are you deaf?
1:28:51Cut the jokes! Ajerk called Müslüm! Are you deaf?
1:28:54ls he deaf?
1:28:56Ajerk called Müslüm!
1:28:58Louder!
1:28:59Ajerk called Müslüm!
1:29:01Loud enough? You heard? Where is he?
1:29:16Mr. Müslüm...
1:29:18Obviously it wasn't nice that l used that word, but...
1:29:23...it wasn't nice at all that the guys...
1:29:27...kept repeating the word...
1:29:30l thought the old man couldn't hear...
1:29:32That's why l was shouting.
1:29:35You were being plain rude.
1:29:43Shall l rewind to the beginning?
1:29:47No.
1:29:50Let's get going then.
1:29:52Here, you take the remote control.
1:29:55Take them to the stable.
1:30:11Kneel down.
1:30:25l play an hour of golf every day. Does that seem a lot?
1:30:31l'm new to the game. Quiet!
1:30:37l'm not any good yet but l'm working on it.
1:30:41They say golf's a game forthe elite but it's not. Anyone can play.
1:30:45l don't get the time to play though.
1:30:49You've just wasted half an hour of my time.
1:30:52lf the boys beat you for half an hour...
1:30:55...what would happen to the golf?
1:30:59Now open your mouths.
1:31:02Sorry?
1:31:04Open your mouths! l'm playing golf. l need holes.
1:31:08Well, if anyone trusts his ass, then...
1:31:13Open your mouths!
1:31:49You got this beating for being thieves...
1:31:53And for stealing from decent people.
1:31:55We've done our best...
1:31:57...to make sure it's a lesson you neverforget.
1:32:00lf the impact is lasting...
1:32:03...we'll be all the happier.
1:32:19Thank you so much forthe cheque. l don't know what to say.
1:32:25Then don't say anything.
1:32:28l just love how her mind works.
1:32:37This is for Dilber. From me.
1:32:42What a cute doll.
1:32:46l should be going.
1:32:49Goodbye.
1:32:50Goodbye. You're a lovely person.
1:33:16They beat the guys up.
1:33:27ls that really what we wanted?
1:33:46No, but...
1:34:18Hello.
1:34:23Hello.
1:34:25You came.
1:34:27Why are you so surprised? Didn't you ask me?
1:34:34Does it hurt?
1:34:36lt does still hurt a bit.
1:34:38l'm so sorry. l didn't know about the beating.
1:34:41That's OK. lt was the nicest beating l've ever had.
1:34:46l really feel bad.
1:34:49l mean, if you like, we can go for a drink later.
1:34:53OK, sure.
1:34:58For me?
1:35:00You mean, you'll stay and watch?
1:35:05-This is the costume then? -Yes.
1:35:09lt looks good.
1:35:13l should go then. See you later.
1:35:18And now, Superman Samet of Evrese with his new show!
1:35:38Hello.
1:35:43Welcome.
1:35:48Great! When l see so many people laugh...
1:35:51...l really think the show will be a hit.
1:35:54Actually, the first show was a hit.
1:35:56So now there's a second one...
1:35:59l was about to commit suicide.
1:36:04The crime rate in the city had soared.
1:36:07People needed help.
1:36:09And l, Superman of Evrese, the only Superman who could help...
1:36:13...l was about to commit suicide.
1:36:17lf Asim hadn't rung my doorbell l'd probably be in Krypton now.
1:36:24Really. He gave me fresh hope to face life again.
1:36:46Cemil, what happened with the safe?
1:36:50lt turns out there's another safe inside.
1:36:55Maybe it's time to quit. lt's lost its thrill.
1:37:02There are thieves everywhere now.
1:37:04What do you say to property?
1:37:07lt's a good business, right?
1:37:09You go and make a deal with the landlord. Then?
1:37:14Then? Don't make me yell!
1:37:17l can't hear you properly.
1:37:19That's normal.
1:37:20You don't have proper ears!
1:37:25Dad! Dad!
1:37:29How are you doing? Careful, my back!
1:37:31Aren't you better yet?
1:37:33No, but l'm fine. A crazy accident.
1:37:36Falling off a ladder.
1:37:39-You fell? -Right.
1:37:42So when did you get the punches?
1:37:44A week or so before the fall, wasn't it?
1:37:58Does my shirt look OK?
1:38:12l had fourteeth knocked out.
1:38:15l need a toothman right away.
1:38:19But l don't know any.
1:38:28l'd laugh but it's not a pretty sight.
1:38:31lt hurts a bit too.

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