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1. 0:06Studio Massa presents
2. 0:09An original Dutch animated pilot
3. 0:16Senpai, I have loved always of you
4. 0:21I know
5. 0:31Senpai, please gentle!
6. 0:36No
7. 0:43Hey Maya!
8. 0:47Oh hey *cough*
9. 0:48Oh, uhm, hey! Coco! Uhm....
10. 0:50...didn't you notice anything about my door?
11. 0:53Hmm?
12. 0:56Oh, now that you mention it, yeah!
13. 0:58What are you doing?
14. 0:59NOTHING
15. 0:59I was just, eh...
16. 1:04Appreciating landscape art.
17. 1:07Oh, what a wonderful pastime!
18. 1:09I myself am a great admirer of Pierneef's geometrical landscape studies from the twenties.
19. 1:14Who's your favorite painter?
20. 1:17Eh...
21. 1:18Hitler?
22. 1:24Hmm, uhm...
23. 1:25So, the history presentations are tomorrow, and I'm having some... uhm...
24. 1:30...technical problems?
25. 1:32Oh, uhm... so what happened?
26. 1:42Eh, have you tried turning it off and on again?
27. 1:48But then I thought...
28. 1:49Hey, Maya is always on the computer, so she probably knows everything about making presentations.
29. 1:54So what'd you think about working together <gezelligly>?
30. 2:10I'm stuck.
31. 2:12I've tried to move forward.
32. 2:14I really did, but...
33. 2:16....every time I try...
34. 2:18...I only make it worse for myself.
35. 2:21No, really.
36. 2:22I'm not even being metaphorical, I really am stuck.
37. 2:49No panic...
38. 2:51Remember, it's just a phase...
39. 2:54...nothing to worry about....
40. 3:14Just imagine it...
41. 3:16...no school...
42. 3:18...no adoptive sisters...
43. 3:19...no eternal ex -
44. 3:23Blimey! These aren't spices...
45. 3:28Uhm, Mymy, what are you doing-
46. 3:31Well well well, just as I thought!
47. 3:33We've captured a cowardly deserter!
48. 3:36Uhm, could you perhaps, untie me-
49. 3:39Silence, barbaric Belgian!
50. 3:41On the orders of the Lords XVII, every single traitor has to be extrajudicially keelhauled!
51. 3:45Eh, I'm from Brabant, actually...
52. 3:47But, for such a...
53. 3:49...DELICATE specimen, I can think of a more useful ACTIVITY...
54. 3:53...if you know what I mean...
55. 3:55Oh, are you going to colonize my Virgin Islands?
56. 4:01No.
57. 4:02You get a one-way-ticket to the RICE FIELDS, you filthy sodomite!
58. 4:05What are you thinking of your bloody sister, Fritzl?
59. 4:07Uhm, well, technically, in case of adoption it's not-
60. 4:11IMPLYING?!
61. 4:11Uhm, I mean, I was just playing along!
62. 4:14Ugh, this is THEATRE, not one of those decadent
63. 4:18oriental animated films of yours!
64. 4:20Do you even read my articles in the school paper?
65. 4:22"ANIME: JAP CAMPS FOR THE SOUL"
66. 4:28Nothing personal Maya,
67. 4:29I'm just somewhat exalted for the most important day of the year?!
68. 4:36Could you untie me-
69. 4:37HISTORY PRESENTATION DAY!
70. 4:39Behold!
71. 4:44I've really surpassed myself this year Maya!
72. 4:47My performance will be so awe-inspiring, I'll finally be promoted to class representative!
73. 4:52Or, in other words...
74. 4:54ABSOLUTE EMPRESS OVER THE SERVING UNTERMENSCH-
75. 4:57That's NOT what a class representative does-
76. 5:00I assure you Maya,
77. 5:01tomorrow you'll get a history presentation you won't soon forget!
78. 5:13"h"
79. 5:18"hist"
80. 5:25AHHH!
81. 5:26Puss.
82. 5:27Now where do I get my history from?
83. 5:33"History" "34 tabs"
84. 5:44...and that was my presentation.
85. 5:46Any questions?
86. 5:53Yeah no, that was literally just a list of reasons why you should be class representative...
87. 5:57...it had absolutely nothing to do with history at all.
88. 6:00Hey, hey, I... I also talked about slavery...
89. 6:04Eh, yeah, the reinstatement of slavery, of...
90. 6:08...first years?
91. 6:09Yeah no, you failed so you'll have to resit.
92. 6:15Nuh-uh.
93. 6:17Mymy, not this again...
94. 6:19I'm gonna do it!
95. 6:21I'll do a... schoolocaust, unless I become class representative.
96. 6:24Mymy, this is not America.
97. 6:27Watch out! These bullets are reusable!
98. 6:30No standing on the tables.
99. 6:47After class, resit scheduling in my office.
100. 6:53Nice play at the end!
101. 6:55Play?
102. 6:56The next presentation is from...
103. 6:58...Maya.
104. 7:00I-I have a... presentation?
105. 7:03Maya...
106. 7:04...EVERYONE has a presentation.
107. 7:08Uhm... oh!
108. 7:09I believe I was sick, on the day that we got-
109. 7:13And there was NOBODY to catch you up?
110. 7:17Uhm...
111. 7:18So, the history presentations are tomorrow...
112. 7:21HISTORY PRESENTATION DAY!
113. 7:24No.
114. 7:26After class, my office.
115. 7:32Coco.
116. 7:38Presentation. By Coco.
117. 7:41Hello, everybody.
118. 7:42My presentation is about the history of love.
119. 7:46Specifically:
120. 7:48Mollusk love in ancient Japan.
121. 7:50Nowadays, it's very normal for girls to fall in love with other boys.
122. 7:55But in Japan, girls also fell in love with octopi.
123. 8:00This might sound strange, but it was all in the history.
124. 8:04In fact, I have found an animated film that has illustrated this love.
125. 8:09Let's have a look!
126. 8:19What did I do wrong?
127. 8:21Don't mind me it's only me
128. 8:23See right through me
129. 8:24I'd much rather die than go out
130. 8:27So please leave me alone
131. 8:29Don't perceive me
132. 8:31It's only me