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1. 0:00You're watching
2. 0:03Skull Mug.
3. 0:05>> All right, I'm [ __ ] pissed. Oh, for
4. 0:07[ __ ] sake. Now, this even fell too for
5. 0:10Oh my god. Whatever. We're doing a raw.
6. 0:12Do a nice little
7. 0:14Ah, you like that? The double camera.
8. 0:16Look, I was I was going to be a little
9. 0:18bit more professional about this and put
10. 0:19this on a tripod, but unfortunately it
11. 0:21broke in half and I don't feel like
12. 0:23waiting for the super glue to dry. So,
13. 0:24we're just going to get this going.
14. 0:25GUYS, LISTEN. THIS This is a huge cause
15. 0:28for celebration. A [snorts] million
16. 0:30subscribers. Um, thank you very much.
17. 0:34I'm very thirsty. Cannot stress enough
18. 0:35how much I've wanted this to happen
19. 0:37since I was a little kid. I mean, since
20. 0:38I was like 10 years old, maybe even
21. 0:40before that. Just making videos, trying
22. 0:42to make it work. Lego stopmotion, flip
23. 0:44clip, [ __ ] Flipnote, all the things.
24. 0:47I've tried all the things. And this is
25. 0:48the one that finally worked. I thought I
26. 0:50was going to be a storytime animation
27. 0:52channel for the longest time. One one
28. 0:53time I went I went to a water park and
29. 0:55played in the water and a hot dog flew
30. 0:57towards me. Okay. Uh 1 million views
31. 1:00riveting [ __ ] I know I've got the play
32. 1:01buttons. They're right there. However, I
33. 1:04have opened one. My silver play button.
34. 1:07I didn't open it on camera, which is I
35. 1:09mean that's a bit of a dick move, but
36. 1:10listen, we can we can do it right now.
37. 1:12Just kidding. I actually have another
38. 1:13box. YouTube did send this to me, but
39. 1:15it's like a it's like a Pyrex box. I'll
40. 1:17see what's inside. Yeah. Okay. Big
41. 1:19reveal.
42. 1:22What [music] the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] is
43. 1:24this? So, uh, yeah, this is something.
44. 1:28This is something I actually own. Yeah.
45. 1:30I found this at a Goodwill one day. I've
46. 1:32had this for years. Yeah. Isn't it
47. 1:34beautiful? Isn't it just Isn't it so
48. 1:38Oh, yeah. I mean, can it does it I mean,
49. 1:40does it really get any better than that?
50. 1:42It It does, actually. We're gonna not
51. 1:43gonna put that up there. Crack this
52. 1:44open. And I'm going to pretend as if
53. 1:46I've never done this before. I was still
54. 1:47working my kitchen job when I received
55. 1:49this and I had to leave for a shift the
56. 1:52moment this came. I'm not kidding. I
57. 1:54also received my copy of Blood Bagel on
58. 1:56vinyl uh the same exact moment I got
59. 1:58this. So, you know, thanks Vidy for for
60. 2:00in shitifying my entire life.
61. 2:03[singing]
62. 2:06Oh my god. Would you look at that? It's
63. 2:08a little handwritten letter. Do you
64. 2:10remember your first subscriber? And we
65. 2:13know these letters.
66. 2:14>> Look, I had cool cool letter and all,
67. 2:15but this is the same [ __ ] letter that
68. 2:17everybody gets when they open their play
69. 2:18button. Whatever. Moving on. Check that
70. 2:20out, man. Oh, man. I was so bummed that
71. 2:23I had to go to work and wait to open
72. 2:25this. Just just ah, look at that. And
73. 2:28it's got my, you know, like like there
74. 2:29it is. There's my there's my little
75. 2:31username. You know, I've always watched
76. 2:32people unbox their play buttons.
77. 2:33Remember when the play buttons used to
78. 2:34look like this? This is the play button
79. 2:36that I wanted. But this is the one that
80. 2:37I got. Not to say that I'm ungrateful or
81. 2:39anything, but you know, this is the one
82. 2:40that we got. It's the millennial gray
83. 2:42version of the play button. Ah, get up
84. 2:44there.
85. 2:45>> Jesus. Okay, stay stay put. Thank you.
86. 2:48All right, before I get to the real
87. 2:50reason why I'm doing this video, I
88. 2:52wanted to do something kind of funny. I
89. 2:53wanted to do a little We do things a
90. 2:55little bit differently around here.
91. 2:56Okay, these are play buttons that I
92. 2:59ordered from Etsy. I wanted to see how
93. 3:01they stacked up against the actual
94. 3:03thing. So, you know, you got your play
95. 3:04button. It's a It's a robust little
96. 3:06piece of technology here. I mean, it's
97. 3:08just made out of cardboard and aluminum,
98. 3:10but, you know, it's cool. It looks cool.
99. 3:11It looks like brush metal. It's really
100. 3:12reflective. The the actual play button
101. 3:14is a mirror. It looks super cool. It
102. 3:16attracts fingerprints. These, however,
103. 3:18um 20 bucks a piece, I believe, off of
104. 3:21Etsy. Nothing crazy, nothing special. I
105. 3:23believe they're like sheet metal.
106. 3:24They're super thin, but we're going to
107. 3:25crack them open and see what they
108. 3:26actually look like. Now, this I'm seeing
109. 3:28for the first time. So, I I've had these
110. 3:31for months, by the way. Months and
111. 3:33months. I will get into the actual story
112. 3:36here in a moment. So, of course, I had
113. 3:38to get a gold one and a silver one. So,
114. 3:40we're going to see how they look
115. 3:41compared to the actual ones. Beautiful
116. 3:42thank you stickers. So cool.
117. 3:45[singing]
118. 3:47>> Okay. Well, that wasn't as glam gl
119. 3:49glamorous as I thought it was going to
120. 3:50be.
121. 3:51>> Thank you.
122. 3:51>> Are these like
123. 3:53[laughter]
124. 3:54Congratulations on your milestone. We
125. 3:56hope you like your new photo plaque.
126. 3:58This photo plaque comes with a free
127. 3:59acrylic adjustable stand seen diagram.
128. 4:02Well, [ __ ] Thanks, man. Hell yeah.
129. 4:03Okay. Wow. Oh my [ __ ] [laughter] god.
130. 4:07The best part about these is that you
131. 4:08can put your exact subscriber count on
132. 4:10them. So, I just copied and pasted my
133. 4:12exact count from them. So, let let's
134. 4:14see. Oh, wow. Wow. That's Holy [ __ ]
135. 4:18That is thin.
136. 4:20W I mean I mean holy [ __ ] Presented to
137. 4:24Skull Mug for passing 1,187,356
138. 4:29subscribers. [music] It's [ __ ] sharp,
139. 4:30too. You can't you can't really mess
140. 4:32around with this too much. Also, yeah,
141. 4:33look how thin that is. Very very thin. I
142. 4:35wouldn't say it's bad, though. The
143. 4:37printing quality overall looks pretty
144. 4:38good. It's obviously a photo printed
145. 4:41onto a piece of sheet metal, but you
146. 4:43know, like it's nothing. It's It's Etsy.
147. 4:46Who gives a [ __ ] How about How does it
148. 4:47compare size-wise? It's actually a
149. 4:48little bit bigger than the the official
150. 4:50one. Okay. Okay. [laughter]
151. 4:52You can you can very easily tell who the
152. 4:55play button belongs to at a at a glance
153. 4:57from a distance. Dude, I I can't get
154. 4:59over this [ __ ] font they [laughter]
155. 5:00used. Oh man. You know, the funny thing
156. 5:03is is that people subscribe so quickly
157. 5:06that the sub count isn't actually the
158. 5:08same for the both of them. This one is
159. 5:10just ever so slightly different. I mean,
160. 5:12apart from color, obviously. Presented
161. 5:14to Skull Mug for passing 1,187,371
162. 5:19subscribers. Jeez, how about that? And
163. 5:20I'll say, you know, that's actually like
164. 5:22reflective and gold. And well, it's Hey,
165. 5:25that that's got some texture to it.
166. 5:27Okay, this is cool. I mean, [ __ ] man.
167. 5:29That's not bad. Look at that. Again,
168. 5:31it's the size of an A4 sheet of paper,
169. 5:33and it's as thin as an A4 sheet of
170. 5:34paper, but it looks pretty cool. I uh
171. 5:36can't really complain. It was like $40
172. 5:39$40 for both of these. Not too bad.
173. 5:42Jesus Christ, look how stupid this
174. 5:43looks.
175. 5:46This is it, man. I'll say this, YouTube.
176. 5:48You don't have fonts that good. So, you
177. 5:50know, [ __ ] you. You know what I'll use?
178. 5:51I'll use the super glue that's preparing
179. 5:53my camera thing right now.
180. 6:00Sh. What's this? [laughter]
181. 6:04[ __ ] Well, uh, a little hair in the
182. 6:07soup. I'll get to why this isn't Russian
183. 6:09in a minute. Oh my [music] god.
184. 6:14Damn. Wow.
185. 6:17Look at that. How cool, man. A million
186. 6:20subs. It's too big to fit in the frame.
187. 6:22I can't zoom out anymore on this camera,
188. 6:23but, you know, it looks sick. This is
189. 6:26going to [music] look wonderful on my
190. 6:29shelf. Oh yeah, look at that.
191. 6:33[laughter]
192. 6:34Look at this [ __ ] Oh boy. Okay, let me
193. 6:36let me let me get to the let me get to
194. 6:38the [ __ ] that happened. So, I've got a
195. 6:39little bit of a story. Okay, so I get my
196. 6:43play button. I get the code to redeem
197. 6:44the play button actually. You may have
198. 6:46saw it in my YouTube community post.
199. 6:48There's a whole debacle. If you don't
200. 6:50know, I got the play button redeemed. It
201. 6:52was sent over to my place. It got
202. 6:54delayed. I don't know why it got
203. 6:55delayed, but there were like weeks and
204. 6:57weeks and it it started to go so long.
205. 6:59It was like 2 months had gone by and I
206. 7:01hadn't heard anything about the play
207. 7:02button. So, I contacted Society Awards
208. 7:04and they were like, "Hey, sorry about
209. 7:05that. It hasn't been scanned in over a
210. 7:07week. We'll send you another one." Which
211. 7:09was the one that I just opened. So,
212. 7:12guess what, guys?
213. 7:14By uh complete accident, I actually have
214. 7:17two gold play buttons. And I'm not
215. 7:19[ __ ] kidding. I'm not This is not a
216. 7:20bit. I actually have two of these for
217. 7:22the same subscriber count. This is not a
218. 7:24separate award. This is another million
219. 7:27subplay button. The initial plan was
220. 7:29before it all got [ __ ] up was I was
221. 7:32allowed to choose what language my
222. 7:34acceptance letter could be in. So, I
223. 7:35chose Russian.
224. 7:39[music]
225. 7:43[music]
226. 7:55Million
227. 7:58[music]
228. 8:02[music]
229. 8:07[music]
230. 8:13afterchech.
231. 8:17>> [music]
232. 8:28>> Neil Moan, [music] YouTube CEO.
233. 8:31>> Didn't exactly go to plan, but that's
234. 8:32okay. I don't really give a [ __ ] Uh I I
235. 8:34don't feel like putting that much effort
236. 8:35into this anymore anyways cuz I'm doing
237. 8:37so many other things, but whatever.
238. 8:39Anyway, you know, I guess I'm actually
239. 8:40the one who [ __ ] up this video's plan
240. 8:42[music] because the one that I got
241. 8:44corrected was the one that got here
242. 8:45first and this was the original one. So,
243. 8:47of course, this one's not in Russian.
244. 8:48Hey, I'm stupid. How How you doing? Oh
245. 8:50my god. I'm doing this for the first
246. 8:52time. It's so cool. Wa! Holy Holy [ __ ]
247. 8:56What? Why the What the [ __ ] Why is
248. 8:59[laughter] this one in Russian, too?
249. 9:00What the [ __ ] [gasps] Why is this one
250. 9:02in Russian, too? What? I'm not tripping.
251. 9:04They're both in Russian.
252. 9:06I can't [ __ ] read it. It's probably
253. 9:08something along the lines of, "Wow, a
254. 9:11million [music] subscribers. Great job.
255. 9:13Let's get into it." I don't [ __ ]
256. 9:14know. Well, I got I got I got two of
257. 9:16these now, I guess. Very cool. Awesome.
258. 9:18Thank you, YouTube. Hold on. Wait. How
259. 9:20the [ __ ] does that make any sense? Cuz
260. 9:21the the one the one that I Okay, the one
261. 9:24that I was supposed to originally get
262. 9:26was in the mail. I got lost, right?
263. 9:28After which I go to Society Awards. I'm
264. 9:31like, "Hey, I'd like another." I put
265. 9:33that one in Russian cuz I was allowed to
266. 9:36choose the language. But then they both
267. 9:38got in Russian. Does this mean there's a
268. 9:41third one floating around somewhere in
269. 9:43English? Does that doesn't make a sense?
270. 9:45I didn't [ __ ] put the first one as
271. 9:46Russian. I I wasn't even I didn't even
272. 9:49have the option to do that. Well, um I I
273. 9:52I maybe there's a third one floating
274. 9:54around on there. Maybe someone's selling
275. 9:55it on eBay right now. I don't know. If
276. 9:57you have my third gold play button, let
277. 9:59me know and I'll I'll send you $110.
278. 10:02Anyway, here it is. I guess there's a
279. 10:03second play button. Jesus, look at that.
280. 10:06That's so cool. I can't believe there
281. 10:07are two of these in my house right now.
282. 10:09That is that is really weird. But I
283. 10:10mean, this is again, this is an
284. 10:12accident. This was a complete accident
285. 10:14that this happened. I did not want a
286. 10:16second golden play button. It's really
287. 10:18cool that I do have one. I just didn't
288. 10:20think that I was ever going to get one.
289. 10:22So, does this mean before I release this
290. 10:24video, I can say, "Hey, my silver play
291. 10:26button actually didn't get here either."
292. 10:27And just keep getting [ __ ] play
293. 10:29buttons and just scamming YouTube. I
294. 10:30still don't understand how the [ __ ]
295. 10:32these are both in Russian. That doesn't
296. 10:34make sense. That and they're not
297. 10:35double-sided either. That's not like the
298. 10:36secondary language. I should
299. 10:40say I was that really annoying YouTuber
300. 10:42from like 10 years ago. Rice Gum. Look,
301. 10:44I'm flexing on you. See that [ __ ] I'm
302. 10:47flexing on you. You don't have as many
303. 10:48play buttons as I [laughter] do.
304. 10:51I don't even have enough shelf space for
305. 10:52this [ __ ] Maybe it go next to Maybe it
306. 10:54goes next to Jack and Play Zone. How
307. 10:55about that? Make Make room, Bamboo.
308. 10:58There. [clears throat] It goes there.
309. 10:59Now we got one for each side of the
310. 11:01room. How about How about that? Huh?
311. 11:02Well, uh, holy [ __ ] You know, this was
312. 11:06quite the adventure, I must say. And of
313. 11:09course, once again, uh, and seriously
314. 11:12for a moment, thank you guys very, very
315. 11:14much for giving me the opportunity to do
316. 11:18this as a job [music] and help me make a
317. 11:21living, you know, cuz I wouldn't be able
318. 11:24to do [ __ ] anything that I'm doing
319. 11:26right now if it weren't for the amazing
320. 11:28people who watch my videos and support
321. 11:31me on Patreon and buy my stupid t-shirts
322. 11:33and stickers and all that stuff. It's
323. 11:35just [ __ ] insane. Okay, I'm I I
324. 11:37cannot deny I am an incredibly
325. 11:40privileged person and there's no getting
326. 11:42around that. And I seriously cannot
327. 11:44thank you guys enough for doing any of
328. 11:47this and giving my stupid videos a shot.
329. 11:49It's just it [ __ ] it blows my mind
330. 11:52every single day. Seriously, it does.
331. 11:53And the fact that you know kid me can
332. 11:56like just keep going and this is where
333. 11:59he ends up like it just it man
334. 12:03fills my giant belly up with gas and
335. 12:05makes me burp. And now I've got two gold
336. 12:06play buttons that I have no I have no
337. 12:09clue what to do with. And uh two
338. 12:12knockoff funny play buttons from Etsy
339. 12:14and not enough shelf space for any of
340. 12:16this stuff. So Oh [ __ ] Is that a Is
341. 12:18that a big ass baby alert? Oh no. Cuz
342. 12:20look, I have plenty of shelf space for
343. 12:22this [ __ ] dude. Also, the funny ones
344. 12:24are over here.
345. 12:26Yeah, baby.
346. 12:30I was going to get banquetss, but uh
347. 12:31they didn't have them at at the Sprouts,
348. 12:33so I had to had to get old reliable.
349. 12:35Anyway, I don't really have a way of
350. 12:37ending this video and don't really have
351. 12:39much more to say except thank you. And
352. 12:40and you know, thank you to all the
353. 12:42amazing people who I've met and uh you
354. 12:44know, especially my main guys, Dan,
355. 12:46Riley, and Jack. Love you guys. But of
356. 12:49course, all of the other people I've met
357. 12:50along the way. Specifically, I'd like to
358. 12:52thank Mr. PlayZone 95 for helping me out
359. 12:55uh figuring out merch and all that stuff
360. 12:57and getting me set up with that. Total
361. 12:59OG right here. Please go follow him on
362. 13:01Instagram and just [music] like all his
363. 13:02stuff. I want to thank all the mutuals
364. 13:04that I've met in the animation community
365. 13:06and our community and uh you know, you
366. 13:08guys are amazing and you've all been
367. 13:10incredible to me and very welcoming. I
368. 13:12want to give a huge thanks to Vinnie
369. 13:14Vine Sauce and uh the guys over at Red
370. 13:17Vox for affording me the opportunity to
371. 13:20work with my favorite band. I I Dude,
372. 13:23it's [ __ ] It's so crazy. It's like
373. 13:25really I'm living the dream. I'm living
374. 13:26my own weird dream. And you know, I
375. 13:29really couldn't possibly ask for more.
376. 13:32And it's just it's incredible. It's it's
377. 13:35so incredible. I just every day I'm so
378. 13:37excited to make new things. And again,
379. 13:40big gassy belly being filled up with
380. 13:41joy. And uh yeah, I guess I'm I'm done
381. 13:44being sappy now. Uh I'm going to go edit
382. 13:46this video. Thank you.
383. 13:49Heat.
384. 14:00Heat.
385. 14:04[music]