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0:10[music]
0:17Holy loading screen.
0:20[laughter]
0:21>> Does anyone see the loading screen? It
0:22says 4 M and it says old block.
0:24>> Why does it say role play and build
0:26yourself a name?
0:28My name is going to be uh
0:29>> What is this, bro?
0:31>> No, my name My name is
0:32>> actually in the hood, bro. We're
0:33actually in the hood right now.
0:35>> My name My name Where are you guys?
0:36Where are you guys? Curtis with a
0:37switch. My name will be with Curtis with
0:39a switch.
0:40>> Wait, you can join a gang.
0:42>> What What gang are we joining, guys?
0:44>> I'm Let's [laughter]
0:46look.
0:47If you want to be with a pro, join
0:49Baros.
0:50>> I'm already joined the family.
0:51>> Go on your phone. What is my wallpaper?
0:53[laughter]
0:53How do I change my wallpaper?
0:55>> Little baby.
0:56Why is my wall up?
0:58>> Oh, wait. I have a wallet. I only have
1:0010 100 bucks.
1:01>> Bro, guess what? Do you know what my
1:02name is going to be? My name is Sharp on
1:04the little baby.
1:06>> Yo, my name my name Little Curtis for
1:08the Switch.
1:09>> Is this one of those Roblox games like
1:13like Brooklyn Hood? Yo, the family's
1:16bro, boy. Wait,
1:18>> you guys are dead.
1:18>> I'm crazy little boy.
1:22Whoa.
1:23>> Find cover. Find cover.
1:26Oh, he's cooking me.
1:28>> Oh, yeah. Don't Don't mess with the
1:30family, bro. Don't mess with the family,
1:31dude.
1:32>> Boy,
1:34>> bro, this go find the moose man down
1:36here.
1:36>> This is not like GTA, bro.
1:39>> This is This is where This is where the
1:40moose man is. Wait.
1:41>> [ __ ] your moose man. That moose man can
1:43suck these noose.
1:44>> There's no moose man over here, bro.
1:46>> Who wants to be with me? Who wants to be
1:48with me? Who wants to be with me?
1:49>> No, we're a family.
1:50>> Yeah, join the family.
1:51>> Yeah, we're the family.
1:52>> Go to the deli. Yo, O, let me get the
1:54job cheese with bacon, egg, and cheese.
1:56>> Anyone get anybody want an Uber? Nobody
1:58wants no Uber.
2:00>> I hear the ops. I hear the ops.
2:02>> Crap.
2:02>> Hey, spin the Hey, we got the Where y
2:08took a wrong turn,
2:09>> little [ __ ] Little [ __ ]
2:11>> Drop y'all. Drop y'all up.
2:13>> Drop yok.
2:15>> Drop y'all. I'm spin that hood.
2:18>> No, [laughter] you're not. You're
2:18scared. You're scared, bro.
2:20>> Where y'all at? Y.
2:21>> You're scared. Look at you. Look at He
2:23just [laughter] crashed.
2:24>> I'm trying to pull. What? One, one,
2:28what?
2:28>> Come on, family. We got this.
2:30>> Hop in the car. Why hop in the car? I
2:31ain't scared.
2:33Your little ass.
2:34>> Hey, I'M SCARED WHEN HE WALKING DOWN. OH
2:36MY GOD.
2:37>> BRO, I swear weird.
2:40>> He is so weird, bro.
2:42>> Take your picture, bro.
2:44>> Grab his guns. Grab his guns.
2:46>> Oh, y'all [ __ ] weird. I'm I'm going to
2:48pull up in a fat I'm going to pull up
2:50with a fat ass and smoke oil.
2:52>> Chicken burger.
2:53>> Hop on our We'll hop on our bikes and
2:54grab iced out.
2:58>> Chicken burger.
2:59>> Where y'all at? Drop that low.
3:01>> Where you at? You're scared. You're
3:02hiding.
3:03>> I'm going to drop.
3:04>> Y don't even got a car to drive.
3:06>> Where? Bro,
3:07>> how are How are we supposed to drop our
3:09low?
3:10>> Well, you [ __ ] Just tell me where
3:11you are. [laughter]
3:12>> Oh, you're right here, bro. We're not
3:14hiding chicken, dude. Chicken.
3:18>> Y'all at what?
3:19>> Chicken burger.
3:19>> Chicken burger.
3:21>> Chicken burger. What the heck? Look,
3:22look, look on the map. Look on the map
3:24and tell me where you at.
3:26>> All right, chicken burger.
3:27>> We're at chicken.
3:28>> Look what I'm doing. Look at
3:30>> that's not our place, bro.
3:32>> Oh, there's the pawn shop right here.
3:34The pond the pawn the pawn shop.
3:36>> The pawn shop. Stay over there. I swear.
3:37Stay over here.
3:38>> This is a pawn shop.
3:41>> We can buy some good loot.
3:42>> This is his attic. This is his attic.
3:44>> We can buy batteries.
3:46This [laughter] This is where Kax is
3:48playing right now.
3:49>> Oh. Oh, I mean,
3:50>> yeah, this is going to be a fun, boy.
3:53>> I need my homeworks to help me, bro. I
3:54need the family to help me.
3:56>> He's on the roof. He's on the roof.
3:57>> He's
3:59block.
4:00>> Spin the block. Spin the block.
4:05>> He's scared. He's scared.
4:07>> I ain't died, [ __ ] I'm perfectly
4:09alive,
4:09>> bro. Keep that low. Keep that low. Keep
4:11that low. Keep that low. Keep that low.
4:13Keep that low. Keep that low. WHERE YALL
4:15AT?
4:16>> GO BACK TO I'LL GIVE I'LL give y'all
4:18[ __ ] a whole car.
4:19>> A whole car.
4:20>> Oh wow. Y'all playing like that. Y'all
4:23playing like that. Let me park this car
4:24real quick.
4:24>> You hear that? You hear that?
4:26>> Woohoo.
4:27>> You're scared now, buddy.
4:28>> My car.
4:29>> Oh, look at you. Look at you.
4:31>> Weird. Drop your load. Drop your load,
4:33>> bro.
4:35Private, bro.
4:37>> Roll out, boys. Is this the Batmobile?
4:39>> Yep. Don't shoot. Don't shoot. Don't
4:41shoot. Don't shoot.
4:42>> Oh no. Go. Go.
4:43>> Oh my god. Damn [ __ ] ass.
4:45>> Hey, the family and K rats. We want to
4:47make peace, bro. You should join the
4:48family.
4:49>> Dude, what are you doing, BRO?
4:51>> YEAH. WHAT? MAN, STOP on that [ __ ]
4:54head, fool. Stop on your head, boy.
4:58>> Your head, too.
4:59>> What the [laughter] hell, bro?
5:00>> Energy when I kill your ass.
5:02>> Oh, Leon.
5:05>> Oh,
5:07>> don't kick my friend. Don't kick my
5:08friend. It's 2v4. 2v4.
5:10>> T-Rex. Who is this, bro? Bro, that's my
5:13That's my friend.
5:14>> Yeah, now he's
5:14>> part of your family.
5:15>> No. Why would you kick him, bro?
5:17>> Cuz you a dumbass,
5:18>> bro. No. Let Let him join. Let him join.
5:21Let him join.
5:21>> He's a dumb ass.
5:22>> He's not
5:24[screaming]
5:25so weird.
5:28>> Look at you.
5:28>> That [ __ ] is so weird. Oh my god.
5:32>> What are you driving, bro?
5:34>> [ __ ] is weird.
5:34>> The chicken burger mobile.
5:36>> Don't kick my friend, BRO. DON'T KICK MY
5:38FRIEND. It's only fair if it's a 2v4.
5:41Wait, what's the point of this game? I
5:42just
5:43>> It's [laughter] only fair if it's a 2v4
5:45or what?
5:46>> Come on, bro. Let Let my friend play,
5:48bro. Let me Let my friend, bro,
5:50>> let's say one of them one of them that
5:51got the got the venom skin on, bro. They
5:55my cookie. They my cookie, bro. They my
5:57cookie. They They better than me.
5:59>> We the family. We the family
6:02>> on a family [ __ ] This bargo. [ __ ]
6:04family game.
6:05>> On the dead homies. On the dead homies.
6:07We
6:07>> [ __ ] the dead homies, boy. [ __ ] all. Oh
6:09yeah, we got to kill him. We have to
6:11kill him now.
6:11>> [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Larry. [ __ ] um [ __ ]
6:15[ __ ] clouds [ __ ] [ __ ] all them [ __ ]
6:17Hey Leon, go to game chat, bro.
6:20>> Game chat.
6:20>> [ __ ] your dumb ass.
6:22>> Serious bro.
6:22>> Hey Leon. Leon, go to game chat.
6:25>> You don't need to go to game chat, bro.
6:30>> Who is that?
6:30>> Who is that? [laughter]
6:31>> How old How old are you? This is Katr.
6:36>> Where they at? We got to find him and
6:37kill Dude, they don't game. Bro,
6:39>> this [ __ ] gets serious, bro.
6:48[screaming]
6:50>> E, this [ __ ] getting crazy.
6:53>> It's really not, bro. [laughter]
6:56>> It's not getting
7:00these people, bro.
7:01>> Hey, Tori Drew. [laughter]
7:03>> Oh, Juice World skins.
7:04>> Don't kick him. Don't kick him. I'm not
7:06going to kick her. I'm not going to kick
7:07her.
7:08>> Don't kick her. That's not her. That's
7:10her. It's her. I can't kick her. V3.
7:16>> Tory Drew. We need a girl on our team.
7:18Tory Drew, we need a girl on our team.
7:19Join us, please. Tory Drew. Tory Drew,
7:21we need you and our team. Join the
7:22family. Alex
7:26Drew, join our family. [laughter]
7:28Alex,
7:30join
7:32the family. Tory Drew Drew, join the
7:35family. Where yall at?
7:37>> We're spinning the block. Spin our hood.
7:38Spin our hood. Spin our hood. All right.
7:40Where you at? We'll hood you in. Oblock.
7:42Oblock. Oblock.
7:44>> All right. You're dead.
7:45>> I think I think we are in Oblak. This is
7:47Oblock.
7:48>> No. Not y'all. Not Oblock. Yo.
7:51>> All right. Oblock. We going to come over
7:53here. Take action, bro.
7:54>> Okay. Push. Push. Come on. Come on. Come
7:56on. For the family. For the family.
7:59>> Get out of here.
8:01>> Drop low.
8:02>> Drop yo.
8:03>> We're at our base, bro. Don't be scared.
8:05Where is Krat? Why? Why is Krat's friend
8:07talking?
8:08>> I can't get on this. What the hell?
8:09>> I'm not I'm not scared. Drop y low.
8:12>> Drop y.
8:13>> Dude, I don't know. We're at the black
8:15market.
8:15>> What does drop your low mean?
8:17>> Which one? Be more specific.
8:19>> Be more specific. [laughter]
8:22>> Okay.
8:25>> Hey, drop your low. Drop your low.
8:27>> Okay. Drop my location.
8:29>> Is that what that means? That's actually
8:30smart. These guys are smart.
8:31>> Drop your low.
8:33>> Oh, they're behind us. Bro, they behind
8:35us. Only I don't even got a switch.
8:37>> Hey, why they running? Why are they
8:39running?
8:39>> Why you scared? Why you scared?
8:41>> My head.
8:41>> Why you scared?
8:43>> That's what you That's what you get for
8:44stopping on my head, boy. By the fake
8:46yard.
8:47>> You're dead. You're dead.
8:49>> When my homie die, I just cry.
8:51>> Come on. Come here. [laughter]
8:53>> Where are you? Where are you?
8:55>> Where did you say you were? We just said
8:57that,
8:58>> dude. We can't hear you because you're
8:59too loud. You're just like
9:04>> All right, I'm finally back. So, I'm
9:06about to spank.
9:07>> Who are you?
9:09>> Who are these bro? [laughter]
9:11>> [ __ ] I'm the one that 3v1 all of y'all
9:14and y'all still lost.
9:16>> Hey, they went in the house. They
9:17scared. They ducking. Hey, they're in
9:19the family. Hey, there's a family
9:21do-agg. Look, I have the family dorag
9:22on.
9:23>> How did you get that?
9:24>> The It's right here. This is the family
9:26house.
9:27>> Look, it says the family. Oh. Oh, don't
9:29go in there.
9:30>> Oh my god.
9:33Dang it.
9:34>> Yeah. Y'all y'all literally sucks are
9:37trash.
9:38>> Even though I drop the drop the load.
9:41Drop the low. Drop the house and drop
9:42the low.
9:44>> Y'all literally know where we're at. Why
9:45do we have to drop?
9:46>> You're all camping in the house, bro.
9:47You guys are all camping in the house,
9:48bro. It's not fair.
9:49>> Okay. Okay. We're coming. Don't camp in
9:51the house then. You better be outside
9:52then.
9:53>> Okay.
9:55>> I just heard you fart, buddy.
9:57Okay,
9:58>> we don't give no [ __ ] about no justice
10:00system. We going to slide
10:03rainbow hide and seek. Who
10:06>> put that on? [laughter]
10:08>> Probably pays, dude. All right, guys.
10:10I'm ready to spin.
10:11>> Hey, I'm pulling up in the whipsy. I'm
10:12pitching you up.
10:13>> All right, where you at?
10:15>> Yeah.
10:18>> Who invited this guy?
10:19>> Who just joined? Jared. Oh my god.
10:22Jared, come spin the block with us, bro.
10:24>> The guy who
10:25>> Wait, let me go in your car. Let me go
10:26in your car.
10:27>> Dude, it's a two seat. It's a two seat
10:30car. How are you supposed to [ __ ]
10:31>> on top? On top. On top.
10:32>> Barb, why are you homeless, bro?
10:34>> On top. On top. Let me go.
10:39>> Hey. Yo, why are you so weird? Blitzer.
10:42>> Okay, Mom. I will stop screaming.
10:44>> Just get in the car, bro. What are you
10:46doing?
10:46>> You're lit.
10:47>> You are taking too long, bro.
10:50>> No. Bler took the video.
10:53>> How do you know my name?
10:54>> Huh? How do you know my name?
10:57>> Wait, who is Blitzers?
10:58>> Who is Blitzers?
10:59>> It's his street name.
11:00>> Who's Blitzers?
11:01>> Who's Blitzers? I only know Larry David.
11:04>> He's just an old friend, guys.
11:05>> My name is literally Larry, bro. Who is
11:07Blitzers?
11:08>> What?
11:09>> Your name is Larry,
11:11>> bro.
11:11>> Yeah, my name's Larry.
11:12>> Larry David.
11:14>> Yeah, I'm Larry David.
11:15>> I only know Larry David.
11:16>> My sister right here finally on the top.
11:19I need to get
11:19>> That's dangerous, bro.
11:21>> Don't make me get my 50-y old cousin on
11:22the mic. Dude, get him. Get him on the
11:25mic.
11:25>> Bro, that's an old man.
11:27>> All right. All right. Let me get him on
11:28the mic.
11:28>> That's a old man.
11:30>> Hello.
11:31>> That's you, bro. That's
11:33>> That's you.
11:34>> Just you with the mic closer to your
11:36killed. Get silly babies. Silly babies.
11:40Silly babies. No. No. Cloudy. I'm good
11:45with that. I'm good with that. I'm good
11:48with that.
11:51>> Hello. Who is Jared?
11:53>> Yeah, get get killed by me, baby boy.
11:56>> Little JJ.
11:57>> I'm strapped down with a little baby.
12:00>> Hey yo,
12:00>> little JJ. Don't play play cuz he going
12:03to get cray cray. Listers, what's your
12:04street name?
12:05>> I think my street name will be What's a
12:07good street name? Someone give me an
12:08idea.
12:09>> LD for Larry David.
12:10>> LD for Larry David. All right, that's
12:12me.
12:12>> Lil Carter. Lil Carter.
12:13>> Maybe you can be called
12:15>> Cloudy with a chance of um Philly cheese
12:17steak.
12:18>> No. No. Cloudy with a No. My name is
12:20Cloudy with a chance of shots.
12:22>> That's tough. That's tough. Let's go.
12:24Gang, roll out. Gang roll out.
12:26>> That's tough. That's tough.
12:27>> Yeah, that's tough.
12:29>> Everyone drop your low. Everyone drop
12:30your low. Everyone drop your low.
12:32Everyone drop your low. We're at chicken
12:33burger.
12:34>> That chicken burger.
12:37>> Pull up the chicken burger now. Pull up
12:38the chicken burger now. Everyone spin
12:39the block. Spin the block. If you scared
12:41about
12:45>> what you want, gang. If you don't stop
12:48talking, I'mma get Lil K TO DROP LIL JJ.
12:51>> I haven't in like an hour. Bro, you're
12:53on my D.
12:55>> Hey, my D.
12:56>> I'm on
12:58the block.
12:59>> What's the problem?
13:00>> Slime. Slime him now. Oh, get out of
13:03here.
13:04>> That fell ahead.
13:05>> My name is Tung. Tungs are here because
13:08I'm always here.
13:10>> Okay, that's nice.
13:10>> Yeah, but I'm going shoot you. I'mma
13:12shoot you like a hunter because I'mma
13:13shoot you like a deer cuz hunter shoot
13:15deer. If you don't shut up,
13:18>> bro. What did the deer do to you?
13:21>> What if that was your pet?
13:22>> I don't care. I eat dogs, bro. I eat
13:24dogs. What's that thing going to do?
13:25That's how we know you're right.
13:26>> Deer be a pet. Why would a deer be a
13:28pet, bro?
13:29>> You never know what's going on in
13:30someone's house. Do you guys recognize
13:32this location,
13:34bro? This is where little turtis stomped
13:36on that guy's head.
13:39>> This is where Oh, they just did a ton.
13:42Oh my god.
13:43>> You can't sell drugs. You can sell drugs
13:45in here.
13:46>> That's my uncle, dude.
13:47>> You can buy weed in here and you can
13:48sell it to this guy. Where do we get the
13:49weed?
13:50>> Come here, Blitzers.
13:51>> Yo, drop me alone, bro. Drop me alone,
13:52bro.
13:53>> I'll show you where to get them. You got
13:54to get them at the ch at the child's
13:56playground.
13:57>> Get the weed. Get the weed.
13:59>> Find the stash.
14:00>> I'm pretty sure I was the one.
14:03>> Wa.
14:04>> Told you.
14:07>> Let's get the guy his weed. Let's go.
14:08>> There's some right here.
14:09>> We need more. We need more. That only
14:10gave me two. That guy wanted 50 weed,
14:12bro. Wait, there's more weed out There's
14:14some over here.
14:14>> There's wheat everywhere. We said to the
14:16jackpot. I just hit the jackpot.
14:19>> I just noted.
14:20>> Hello.
14:22>> Kick him.
14:23>> Yeah, kick him. Whoever just said that
14:24kick
14:25>> kick him.
14:26>> Yeah, kick him.
14:27>> Yo, chef, if you ever say something like
14:29that again, expect to be dead.
14:32>> Just do it. You already know.
14:34>> I only got 14. I only got 14 weeds.
14:36>> I got six weed and I think like orange
14:39lean. Uh,
14:40>> drive me your weeds. Drive me your
14:42weeds. Take my weed.
14:43>> I got 18.
14:45>> You're doing bullets, bro.
14:47>> I wonder if weed grows in trees. Does
14:49weed?
14:50>> No, it doesn't.
14:51>> Yeah, you're right. I should have known.
14:53>> Okay. Where does it where does it grow
14:54then?
14:55>> No, it used to grown,
14:56>> bro. No, it used to be um like it was it
15:01was like plants tree that them little
15:04leaves on your three leaves.
15:06>> Hey, the leaves in the tree. I see that.
15:08>> Yeah. On the weed pack thing.
15:10>> What? Y'all know that like the weep.
15:13Yeah, it's it's these three leaves or
15:15like four. I don't know.
15:17>> That's poison ivy, bro.
15:18>> No, it's not.
15:19>> They look just like it.
15:21>> Are you able to distinguish weed from
15:23poison ivy? Then
15:24>> this is not poison ivy. It's stuff that
15:27you're supposed to It's I forgot what
15:30it's called, but you're supposed to use
15:32it to um to make weed.
15:34>> Oh, no. I know what he's talking about.
15:36He's talking about marijuana.
15:38>> Yeah. Cloudy with the chance of shots. I
15:41can c I got some weed weed on the floor.
15:46>> Are you good? Are you joking?
15:48>> Yes. No.
15:49>> I had this little bug on my screen.
15:52>> Oh, on your Nintendo,
15:53>> bro. Bro got bugs in his crib.
15:56>> No, it's Bro,
15:57>> bro lives in a house.
15:59>> I had my window open. It It was stuff
16:02flying through my window
16:04>> and it landed on your Nintendo. You
16:06saying that? You saying that reminds me
16:08of when I was talking about um when I
16:11was talking to my sister about how I
16:13thought man had vaginas.
16:16>> Cloudy with the chance of shots. I can
16:17come.
16:18>> It depends.
16:19>> What?
16:20>> I haven't found one weed.
16:22>> I found hella weed.
16:23>> Yo.
16:23>> Um I found some. I found some weed.
16:27>> Let's go, bro. Get the weed. I wonder if
16:29that guy's going to give us hella money.
16:30>> Yo, and I got some cup on the floor. I
16:32got some cup water.
16:33>> You got a cup holder? A cup water. Some
16:36cup water.
16:36>> A cup of water.
16:37>> Cup of water.
16:38>> Oh,
16:39>> no. It's cup water. So like it's this
16:41purple stuff that make you It's like
16:44some purple stuff that um make you
16:48>> Yes. lean.
16:50>> Oh, you mean that purple drink? I've
16:51heard that before.
16:56>> Drop your load. Drop your load. Drop
16:58your low. Drop your beef.
17:00>> Drop your low. [laughter] He don't. He
17:02don't beef. He don't beef.
17:03>> Okay. Okay. Yo,
17:05>> you're beefing. You're beefing. You're
17:06beefing. [laughter] Hop out. Hop out.
17:07Beef either. Pop out the whip. Pop out
17:08the whip.
17:09>> I got some cup water on the cup.
17:12>> I got some lean. I got some lean. Look.
17:15Look. I got lean.
17:16>> Shut up. Oh my god. Hey, we ain't going
17:18to shoot you.
17:19>> No, I'm a civilian. I'm a civilian. I'm
17:21not
17:22>> You're the grim reaper, dude. You're the
17:23grim reaper. I know what you did. I know
17:25exactly what you did, bro.
17:26>> Don't pull on your head, fool.
17:28>> You're a demon.
17:29>> Um, we going to drop some money at the
17:30same time. Who wants some cut? And I
17:32>> want some cuts. Drop everything. Drop
17:34everything. Drop every drop. Empty your
17:35pockets.
17:36>> Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. There's no
17:40>> What else? I'M GOING TO SLAM YOUR ASS
17:42OUT.
17:43>> Do it.
17:44>> You just drink my cup of water.
17:46>> Stop drinking my cup of water, dude.
17:47What are you doing?
17:47>> It's like a Fortnite. Oh, shoot.
17:49>> Sorry.
17:51>> I need some of that. I needed some of
17:52that cup of water.
17:54>> Hop out the whip. Hop out the whip.
17:55Still got three.
17:56>> Okay. Hop out. Hop out, fool. Hop out,
17:58fool. Bless his ass. Bless his ass,
18:01>> bro. Nah.
18:03Kill me. [ __ ]
18:05>> I'm dying.
18:07>> Y'all weird, bro.
18:08>> No, you're weird. You're weird cuz
18:09you're trying to scam us and you're
18:10trying to blow up our [laughter] hood
18:11with your car, bro. No. I need to slime
18:13you out. I need to slime you out after
18:14what you just did. [laughter]
18:19I'm right here. I'm right here. I GOT Y
18:21CUT RIGHT HERE. I GOT Y CUT. I'M NOT
18:23playing right here on the floor. ON THE
18:25FLOOR. On the floor right now.
18:27>> This is my cup of water.
18:28>> This is This is slap juice. That's your
18:30cup.
18:30>> This is slap juice. Where's my we
18:34>> All right, bet. I'm going to drop that.
18:36All I want is my loot.
18:39>> What do you do? Hood. What? What the
18:41heck?
18:42>> No. No. No.
18:42>> What was that? What was that?
18:44>> Yo, get my guns. Get my guns. For real.
18:47I just gave y'all some cut.
18:48>> No. We got to We got to bounce. We got
18:50to bounce. Foo. Sell the weed. Sell the
18:52weed. We need this money. Does he give
18:53us money? What's the problem?
18:54>> We got a problem.
18:55>> We don't have enough weed.
18:56>> We got the wrong We got the wrong weed,
18:59bro.
18:59>> No. How did we get the wrong
19:01>> Listen, try it. That's 88 right there.
19:03Try it. That's the wrong one. Look, it
19:05looks different, too.
19:06>> What the heck? This is the different
19:07weed. What the heck even is that? That's
19:10like asparagus, bro. That's not weed.
19:12>> That's not weed. That's broccoli.
19:14>> We've been getting broccoli this entire
19:15time. Oh my god. How do we get the real
19:17weed?
19:17>> Broccoli. Broccoli. I have I have an
19:20idea.
19:21>> All right, I'm following you.
19:23>> I have a I have a guy. I have a guy just
19:25for this. All right.
19:26>> A broccoli guy. Listen, but we have to
19:29do some stuff for him first. This guy
19:32right here.
19:33>> This guy buys broccoli.
19:35>> What do you mean? Listen.
19:37>> Oh my god. He wants us to rob the bank.
19:38>> Guys, stay back.
19:39>> Oh my god.
19:40>> This going to get dangerous, dude. This
19:42going to get dangerous, dude. We're not
19:43ready for this.
19:44>> Where could Wait, we can buy a gun. All
19:45right, we need this for the mission,
19:46bro. For the mission.
19:48>> I I I don't have enough money.
19:50>> How do I give you money? How do I drop
19:51money here?
19:54>> Our quest now. What we have to do? We
19:56need to rob the ice box and steal the
19:58jewels.
19:58>> Let's go. This is like This is like real
20:00life, guys.
20:01>> We will get We will get it.
20:02>> We get the broccoli. All right,
20:04>> you guys want to stop that chicken
20:05burger first?
20:06>> Let's get a burger.
20:07>> Chicken burger.
20:08>> Let's get a burger and then let's rob
20:09the store.
20:10>> Oh, I'm the I'm the one that makes the
20:12burgers and it's closed today.
20:14>> It's closed today. You didn't tell us it
20:15was closed today.
20:16>> It's because I got It's because um I
20:18forgot to tell y'all because it was so
20:20tragic what happened yesterday. So, I
20:22didn't want to tell you anything.
20:23>> What happened yesterday?
20:24>> There's a shootout. My cousin, can I
20:26tell y'all? Can I Can I tell y'all what
20:28happened?
20:28>> What happened?
20:29>> So, me and my cousin Larry.
20:32>> Not Larry. David,
20:34>> Larry David. Larry Barry. So, me and
20:37him, we were eating chicken burger and
20:39then someone robbed us and then they
20:41killed him.
20:42>> And they didn't kill you.
20:44>> Nope, they didn't kill me.
20:45>> Well, that's because you're needed today
20:47cuz God knew you needed to be alive to
20:49rob the ice box, bro.
20:50>> Come on. Come on, boys.
20:53>> There's no one in here. We can't. I
20:54thought we were about to kill a hell of
20:55people. How do we rob this place?
20:57>> We want to snatch Oh,
20:59>> wait. No, I just bought that.
21:01>> No, I bought it, bro. I didn't
21:02[laughter] steal it.
21:02>> Scammed us. He just scammed us.
21:04>> How are we supposed to rob this place,
21:05bro? Wait, I know. Wait,
21:07>> guys.
21:11>> I know somebody who could tell us how to
21:13do this.
21:14>> Who?
21:14>> All right. His name is Google.
21:16>> There's actually one other person who
21:17can help us. Lil Curtis.
21:19>> Yeah, but he li Curtis. Lil Curtis.
21:22Curtis. Yuck.
21:23>> How do we rob the ice box? How do we rob
21:25the ice box? We need help robbing the
21:26ice box. How do we do it? Can you come
21:28here? Can you come here, please? We need
21:29you.
21:30>> Hey, yuck.
21:31>> We have to go to work tomorrow. I have
21:32to make her bed so we can go.
21:34>> That's your mom.
21:35>> Yes.
21:36>> Be quiet, too.
21:37>> Can you come to the ice box and
21:38[laughter] help us out, bro?
21:40>> No, my mom is right here.
21:42>> Okay. So, you can't help us rob the ice
21:44box because your mom is there. All
21:45right. How do we rob this, bro? How do
21:46we rob this?
21:47>> I don't know. Maybe we need to um like
21:50shoot everything in here,
21:51>> guys. How do we rob this place? We're
21:53never going to be able to get rid of
21:54that broccoli now cuz we can't do this.
21:56>> Yeah, we're never What even is this? We
21:58got It's called herb. We just stole
22:00herb.
22:01>> Dang it. We stole a herb.
22:03>> Like maybe I can ask,
22:05>> you know. Wait, bro. G Herbo. Oh my
22:08gosh.
22:09>> Listen guys, I'm past the firewall right
22:11now. I'm past the firewall right now.
22:12I'm figuring it out.
22:13>> You're hacking the main frame?
22:15>> I'm hacking it, dude.
22:16>> Oh man, that's why go on the cash
22:18register and hack into their bank. Oh,
22:19we can't do that. Me and G Herbo go way
22:21back.
22:22>> What did you guys used to do back in the
22:23day?
22:23>> We used to go smoke the Herbo.
22:26>> You smoked Herbo? You killed him?
22:28>> No. Yeah. No, we smoked Herbo.
22:30>> I figured it out.
22:32>> Mhm.
22:32>> We need a lockpick, guys.
22:34>> What is it?
22:35>> Where do we get that? Where do we get
22:36that?
22:36>> Well, the hardware store.
22:40>> How's your mom still yelling at you,
22:41bro?
22:41>> Nobody's yelling at me.
22:43>> They're telling you to wash your
22:44clothes, bro.
22:45>> Where you at, K?
22:46>> How do we get a lockpick? K. How do you
22:48get a lockpick?
22:50>> All right, come to me.
22:52>> Where are you?
22:53>> I see someone.
22:53>> Drop your low. Drop your low. Drop your
22:55low. I see you.
22:56>> I'm at the um I'm at the
22:58>> I'm on your five at ease. Five at ease.
22:59Five. I'm pulling up.
23:01>> Look out. Look out. We're getting
23:02ambushed.
23:04>> Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
23:05>> Can we trust you? Hey, can we trust you?
23:07Can we trust you? Can we trust you? We
23:09trust the ops. I just killed for you. We
23:11trust you. Yes, I just killed for you.
23:13>> Look, Curtis, I know I know you're the
23:15Grim Reaper, but we need your help, bro.
23:16All right. What?
23:18>> How do we get the lockpick
23:19>> right here? Wait.
23:20>> All right. So, here you should search
23:22the trash cans. Hold it until you get
23:24it.
23:25>> You telling me to be dirty in a trash
23:27can. You gave me a [ __ ] worm and a
23:30[laughter] girl.
23:31>> Hold on. I'm going to do I have to
23:33search every trash can in the freaking
23:34city.
23:35>> Wait, there's a so I can rob the bank.
23:36>> No, that's smart because we have no
23:38money to
23:40>> We have no money to give you some.
23:43>> This is how you get a lock pick. What
23:45the heck? You just got a lockpick from
23:46that. Did you get lock? Give it to me.
23:48Give it to me. Give it to me.
23:50>> Drop it. That's only one. That's the
23:52only one.
23:53>> All right. I need it.
23:54>> Oh my god. How do you actually Is that
23:55actually a lockpick? That's a rotating
23:57gizmo.
23:58>> This is a rotating gizmo, bro. That's
23:59not a I guess we can test it out. We can
24:01test it out.
24:02>> Let's see. I'm about to open the safe
24:04with my rotating. Okay, I can.
24:05>> No, bro. Like this. It It should be do
24:09this.
24:10>> Curtis, you gave me [ __ ] bro. That
24:12did nothing. No, you have to rob the
24:14bank.
24:15>> Banks don't keep locks in the vault,
24:17bro.
24:18>> Um, I'm going to the police department.
24:21>> Don't be calling the police on us, bro.
24:23>> I'm not I'm not I'm not a 12. I'm not a
24:2512.
24:26>> He's probably a fan.
24:27>> I don't know, guys. I don't know. Maybe
24:29we got to do like
24:31>> Maybe we need to buy like a storage
24:32locker and it's like the storage wars
24:33and maybe one of them has a lockpick.
24:36>> Bro, what the freak?
24:39>> Yeah, you're right. It was a bad idea,
24:40bro. I don't know why I said that,
24:41>> guys. Hey, hey, hey.
24:44>> Do you still have that? Uh, do you still
24:47have that marijuana?
24:50>> No,
24:51>> I do. I have.
24:52>> You don't have any?
24:53>> The herbs? You mean the herbs?
24:54>> Come here. This guy's asking for 10.
24:55Yes, I need the herbs.
24:56>> This guy's asking for 10 of them.
24:58>> Barb, get in. I'm going to take you
25:00there.
25:01>> Get in.
25:02>> Let's go. We're
25:03>> selling We're selling the broccoli
25:05finally, bro.
25:06>> How can I join you? How can I team? This
25:09guy actually wants broccoli. Give it.
25:11Give it.
25:12>> My This is my uncle. This is my uncle.
25:13>> How much money did he give you?
25:15>> He gave me 71,000.
25:18>> Wait. Split it with the gang. Split it
25:19with the gang. We're rich.
25:20>> How?
25:22>> Split it with the gang. Give us money.
25:23Give us money. Drop us some money, bro.
25:24>> Go to your phone, then go to wallet, and
25:26then amount.
25:28>> Send me Send me every Give me, bro.
25:29We're rich. We did it, boys. We did it.
25:32>> Wait. How come? How come?
25:33>> We're making out with the hood.
25:35>> Wait, you dropped the whole thing here.
25:36>> He dropped all his money. He dropped all
25:38his money. It's mine now, bro. Scammer
25:39gets scammed. Here.
25:40>> What's What's 71,000 divided by 4?
25:43>> Uh, let me go on my coke.
25:44>> Here, I'll give everyone 20K. Can I do
25:46that? Am I rich enough?
25:47>> Yeah, you can do 20k.
25:49>> There's 20k for you, Jared.
25:51>> We making it out.
25:52>> I know you tried to kill us. You tried
25:53to kill us earlier, but since we're
25:54super rich now 15k,
25:58>> clothes, you get you get
26:02>> you with a chance of shots.
26:04>> Oh, I'm sorry.
26:04>> Slap you with a chance of shots.
26:05>> And now we're rich, guys. So, let's uh
26:07let's go ball out. Let's go. Let's go to
26:08Let's go to chicken burger. probably
26:09open now. And they're actually still
26:11closed.
26:12>> They're closed.
26:14>> Dad, it's closed.
26:15>> Well, since we're rich now, let's go to
26:17our new mansion.
26:18>> Wow. We're out of the hood, guys. Wow.
26:20>> Damn. I really made it out of the clams,
26:22>> guys. We made it out the rough.
26:24>> This is our new crib.
26:25>> Clams. We made it out the clamp. Wow.
26:28>> Like Rodwave. Like Rodwave always says,
26:31from from rough [music] to riches.
26:34>> Well, guys, we're back in the hood.
26:36We're back. Back in the clams, bro.
26:39We're back in the clams.
26:41>> It's just like Rod Wave used to say,
26:43from rough to to riches to even more
26:47rough.
26:47>> Dang it, dude. Dang it. We spent all the
26:49money. So, today we need to make hella
26:52money and make it out the hood again.
26:53>> We need hella money. Like more than the
26:56money we got last time.
26:57>> Exactly, bro. Okay. How do we make
26:59money? We need We need like a lot of
27:00money, bro.
27:00>> We need to get herb.
27:02>> No, herb is not the method, bro. We
27:03spent two hours last time eating herbs
27:05just for a little bit of money, bro.
27:06It's not worth it. We need to rob the
27:08bank. Where's the bank?
27:09>> Don't pick me. Oh, bro. I just saw
27:12little Curtis's car. Oh my god.
27:13>> Me, too.
27:14>> Oh my god. Run.
27:15>> We have to watch out. We could sell one
27:17of our members to the black market.
27:18>> Maybe. Let's not do that, bro. We need
27:20our gang to stick together forever.
27:21>> You know what happens if one of us
27:22falls? We all fall. Paint's over here.
27:25Come on.
27:26>> Come on. Shop on the little baby. We
27:27need to do this as a family.
27:30>> Okay. Who can hat the main frame? We
27:32need somebody to hat the main frame.
27:34>> Um, somebody's pulling up. Low Curtis is
27:36here.
27:36>> Oh, no. No, no, no.
27:37>> Lil Curtis, with a switch.
27:38>> Oh, no. Lil Curtis is here.
27:40>> Yo, yo, yo, y'all fools trying to buy
27:43something.
27:44>> What do you mean?
27:45>> Whoa. Why y'all boys pressing me? Hey,
27:47put my face away.
27:50>> Hey, you don't know what I got on me? I
27:52got something crazy. If I pull it out,
27:54I'mma kill you.
27:55>> No, don't do that. Don't do that, fool.
27:57>> I swear. Put the Hey. Hey.
27:59>> Why you trying to kill us? Why you
28:00trying to kill us? I don't even got my
28:02gun out. Look, put your gun up. Little
28:03baby,
28:03>> put your gun up and I won't pull my gun
28:05up.
28:05>> You call me on a little baby. I'll I'll
28:07slam your ass out.
28:08>> All right, bet. But yeah, y'all trying
28:09to buy some work?
28:10>> Word?
28:11>> Some worms?
28:12>> Some work? I got some Zah.
28:14>> Ooh, remember the last time?
28:16>> Uh, we got We got 90 We got
28:18>> authentic authentic Z or broccoli. You
28:20have real Do you have real Zah or is it
28:22just broccoli again?
28:23>> There's no wheat. That's broccoli.
28:25>> We got a bunch of herbs.
28:26>> We got last time, bro.
28:27>> You're trying to give us herbs, dude.
28:29>> Bro, look. I got I got herbs. I got
28:30>> That's herb. That's herb. That's herbs.
28:33No, that's not what I'm talking about. I
28:35got reals on. I got real on.
28:36>> Drop it. Everyone back up and drop it so
28:38we can see it. Everyone Everyone come
28:39back here. Come over here.
28:41>> Drop it on the floor so we can see.
28:42We're not going to pick it up.
28:43>> Okay.
28:44>> Why there's so many dogs in the street,
28:45bro?
28:46>> But that's real. That's real weed.
28:49That's real stuff. That's real weed.
28:51Stuff out.
28:52>> What's the price? What's the price? I'll
28:53buy it.
28:54>> I mean, if you want if you want the
28:56whole stack, that's at least like 100k.
28:58But like
28:59>> I don't got that, bro. We're bored. If
29:01you want half, look, if you want half,
29:02if you want half, that's just like just
29:04like 30 or 20k.
29:06>> I only got 20k right now in my bank
29:07>> because please
29:08>> let me rob this ATM really quick.
29:09>> 20k for half. 20k. 20k for half. 20k for
29:12half.
29:13>> Hey, look. Hey, y'all. Y'all just Hey,
29:14y'all just hit me up when y'all want to
29:16buy some.
29:16>> Okay, we need to make money, guys. We
29:18need to make money so we can buy that.
29:19We need to make money. Wait, let's rob
29:20the bank. Oh, bro. This is the house we
29:22bought. They literally put our house
29:23back on the market.
29:25>> What the hell?
29:26>> Who's pulling up?
29:27>> Who's pulling up?
29:28>> Who's pulling up?
29:29>> Who's pulling up? No, he just sp he
29:31>> What is he doing? Oh, he's spinning the
29:32block. He's spinning the block. What the
29:34hell? What the hell,
29:36>> gang?
29:38>> We got to
29:40We He needs
29:42>> Yeah, exactly. Guard the bank. Don't let
29:44him come in here.
29:45>> Everybody, come on. Get the loot.
29:46>> Oh my god. Oh my god. This is so much
29:47money. We're going to make it out the
29:49hood, guys. We're going to make it out
29:49the hood.
29:50>> We're making out the clamps.
29:51>> Yeah.
29:52>> God, we just got so much money. We just
29:53got so much money. That's just like
29:54>> Oh, you got 31k,
29:55>> dude. Go get it.
29:56>> Wait, watch out. He's going to He's
29:57going to He's going to blow us up. Look
29:58out, bro. No.
30:00>> Hey,
30:00>> drop your low right there. Get out of
30:02the car.
30:02>> Get out or shoot.
30:03>> Said get out. Get out of the car.
30:05>> Listen, little Curtis. Little Curtis,
30:08>> we got money now. We got money now.
30:09Don't mess with us. Hey, stand still,
30:11buddy. Stand still.
30:12>> Hey, why is he running? Hey, no running.
30:14Why you running? Why you running? No,
30:15no, no. You want to make money.
30:16>> Hey, why you touching me?
30:17>> Hey yo, pause. Hey, where you going? Why
30:19you trying to run? Why you trying to
30:20run?
30:21>> Why locking me down? Why y'all locking
30:23me down?
30:23>> Why you running? Why you running? Y'all
30:25want to know something? Y'all want to
30:26know something? Y'all want to know
30:27something? He's going to shoot us. No,
30:30I'm not. No, I'm not. He's a bomb. He's
30:31a bomb. He's a bomb. No, I'm not. No,
30:32I'm not. No, I'm not. I don't got
30:34anything on me.
30:36Everybody come back. Everybody come
30:37back. Look. Y'all really want to buy
30:38this eyebrow?
30:39>> Yes, bro.
30:39>> I really want to buy it.
30:41>> Yeah.
30:41>> All right.
30:43We dropping money first or we dropping
30:44his off first?
30:45>> Dropping his off first. It's only fair.
30:48>> Curtis ain't no [ __ ]
30:51>> Get out of here, buddy.
30:52>> Get out of here, [ __ ]
30:54>> I don't care.
30:55>> He's a gamer. He's a scammer. He's a
30:57scammer. We need to kill him. We need to
30:58kill him.
30:58>> With the little baby. If you mess with
30:59my gang, you mess with me for
31:01>> Time out. Time out. Time out.
31:02>> No. No time outs, buddy. We're going to
31:03kill you.
31:04>> Time out.
31:04>> No time out for this hood.
31:05>> All right. All right. But y'all really
31:06want to buy something, bro?
31:07>> No. You're a scammer. You're a scammer.
31:09You trying to kill us.
31:09>> No, I'm playing, bro. Y So y don't want
31:11to buy this.
31:12>> No, you're a scammer.
31:13>> Well, we don't want to buy it anymore.
31:15We want it for free now.
31:16>> Yeah. Just come steal it.
31:18>> No, y'all got to pay for the price, bro.
31:19I'm sorry for killing y'all.
31:20>> No, you're effed up for that, bro.
31:22>> You have to buy half the price.
31:23>> I'm sorry for killing y'all.
31:25>> No. Apology unaccepted, bro. No.
31:27>> In this
31:28>> How about How about I How about I give
31:30you the whole stack for 20k?
31:31>> No. How about you give it to us for
31:32free?
31:33>> Whole stack for free?
31:35>> Yeah.
31:35>> Whole stack for free.
31:36>> And we'll pay you back later on. We'll
31:38pay you back later on.
31:39>> No. No. No. No. We won't pay. Yeah.
31:41Yeah. Can I Can I drop your low?
31:44>> I'm going to pull up. I'mma pull up and
31:45give you the Z.
31:46>> No, you won't, bro.
31:48>> Yes, I will.
31:48>> You're a scammer, bro. I'm at the bank.
31:49I'm at the bank. I'm at the bank.
31:51>> Well, can y'all put your guns up?
31:53>> All right. Don't Don't be pulling any
31:54guns once again, buddy. Put your guns
31:55up. All right. All right. Look, I am
31:56going Put your guns up. Put your guns
31:59up. Put your gun up. For For our safety,
32:01I will be popping all your tires. All
32:03right.
32:03>> No. No. No. All right, bro. You got to
32:06pay for that. You paying for that then.
32:07>> No. You got You got to drop this out.
32:09Drop this. Drop this. Drop my tires out,
32:11bro.
32:12>> We had to.
32:13>> I don't care. I'm rich anyway. I'm rich
32:14anyway.
32:15>> No, you're not. You're
32:16>> Let me drop y'all. Let me drop y'all
32:17this stack. Let me drop y'all this
32:18stack. Y'all want half, right?
32:20>> No, we want it all. No, we want scammer
32:21and get scammed, buddy. That's what 45.
32:25>> Yo,
32:26>> boom. Strap down a little baby. He only
32:28gave us 45. We need 50.
32:30>> Oh, shoot.
32:32>> No, wait. I'm right here. I'm right
32:34here. Don't kill me.
32:34>> Okay, come come back and give us the
32:36rest. We're not going to kill you, bro.
32:37We We just did a prank. That was a prank
32:38on you.
32:38>> That's all I had. That's all. That was
32:40all I had.
32:41>> Really?
32:42>> That's not even
32:43>> Where did you get it at? Where did you
32:44get it?
32:45>> I can get some more. I can get some
32:45more, though. Y'all got to buy the rest.
32:47Y'all got to buy the rest.
32:48>> Okay, we'll buy the rest, bro. I swear.
32:50I mean the rest the rest, bro.
32:52>> All right, that's fair. That's fair.
32:54>> I'll pay that. I'll pay that.
32:55>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How
32:57much are we getting for 20k?
32:59>> Uh, you will be getting 146 g.
33:03>> Oh, yeah. That's a good deal. That's
33:04actually a good deal. Let's do that.
33:06>> You said 20.
33:07>> I'm on your 20. 20 20.
33:09>> Just letting you know I'm on your tail.
33:11>> What's that?
33:13>> 145 tip. I'll give it to you, bro.
33:15>> My dick, bro.
33:16>> Hey, y'all got to stop pointing the guns
33:17at me. Put the guns up. I'm not going to
33:19I'm not going to run off. Put
33:20>> your guns up.
33:21>> My tires are popped. I don't know how
33:23you expect me to do.
33:24>> Hey, you're good. You're good. Just drop
33:26>> Put the gun up. No, I'm not I'll drop
33:29the money back if No, I'm going to drop
33:30the money back if y'all keep a prank.
33:33>> I'm going to drop IT TO YOU. STOP aiming
33:34the gun at me.
33:35>> Nobody has a gun, bro.
33:37>> No.
33:38>> Hey. Hey, he's running.
33:39>> Wow.
33:40>> Yeah, but he's not catching me.
33:42>> He's a We got no tires, bro. [laughter]
33:45>> No, he scammed us again, bro.
33:48Wait, just to let y'all know, I hotwired
33:50y'all calling. Y
33:51>> you're driving to the dead end, bro.
33:52Chase him.
33:54>> Y'all can't Y don't even know where I'm
33:56at right now.
33:57>> We just lo, bro. From rough to rough to
34:00rough, bro. Oh my god.
34:02>> Hello. I would like to uh sell
34:04something.
34:06>> Why you gay now?
34:07>> Hello. Can you hear me?
34:09>> What are you doing, bro? There he is.
34:11There he is.
34:12>> I see him.
34:13>> Okay. Why did you Okay.
34:14>> Hey, we got to we got to get his car,
34:16bro. We got to kill his car. All he's
34:18gone, bro. He's gone.
34:19>> You guys want to see?
34:20>> Y'all never catch me, bro.
34:21>> Nah, we're going to go get some weapons
34:22and we're going to go get all all the Z
34:24that you want.
34:25>> I mean, y'all can buy some guns.
34:27>> We don't get I don't scam. No, being
34:29real. You're a scammer. You're a No,
34:31being real. Being for real. No, being
34:33for real. I won't I won't scam you if
34:34it's good.
34:35>> No, you will.
34:36>> You can act. You can ask everybody I
34:38play with. I never scam nobody if it was
34:39really.
34:42>> Look, bro. Look at all these guns, bro.
34:44He's so dead now. What you mean I'm so
34:46dying?
34:46>> I'm about to buy a crazy crosshair that
34:48gives me super aim. Dude. Dude. Bro,
34:51look at my crosshair.
34:53>> Crazy.
34:54>> Oh, shoot.
34:55Boy,
34:56>> where is she? Where is she? Where is
34:58she? Where is she? Where is she? Get in
34:59here. Crawl in here. CRAWL IN HERE.
35:02>> NO. GANG. GANG. GANG.
35:05>> [ __ ] that day, [ __ ]
35:06>> Where are you? Why you hiding? Why you
35:08scared? Why you hiding?
35:08>> I'm not hiding. We're scared.
35:10>> Where are you then? Drop your low. No,
35:12you're not.
35:12>> No, but that's cool.
35:13>> Oh, I know where you are.
35:15That's fine. Got him too. Got him too.
35:18Boy, stop playing with me. I'm pull
35:20[ __ ] Stop playing. Watch what y'all
35:22doing. Y'all stupid. You're going to
35:24die.
35:26>> Who's going to die?
35:28>> Oh, you weird. Oh, you're so weird.
35:30>> You're scared now. You're scared now,
35:32little boy.
35:32>> Yeah, I sure am scared. Don't worry.
35:35He's in my car.
35:37>> Oh, [ __ ] ON. [ __ ] ON.
35:39>> THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, little scrump
35:41[screaming] on your head, boy. Stomp on
35:42your head.
35:44Steal his money. Oh, [laughter] you're
35:46dead, buddy. And give me all this. Oh my
35:48god. We're rich, dude.
35:49>> Why are y'all so weird, bro?
35:51>> We're not weird, bro. You're just You're
35:53just a scammer. And And you know what
35:54they say, scammer gets scammed.
35:58>> Who is that guy?
35:58>> I'm loading.
35:59>> Who the [ __ ] is that? That is not Cloud.
36:02What did you do with Cloud?
36:04>> I decided to change into my true form.
36:06You don't even [music] know what I could
36:08do in this form. My true form. Do you
36:11want to Do you want to find out? Or do
36:13you want to give us what you owe us? If
36:14you won't give it back, then I'll have
36:16to use deadly force.
36:18>> Kex is scared now.
36:19>> He's going to have to kill me. He's
36:20going to have to kill me. Hey, K Curtis
36:22ain't no Curtis ain't soft, bro.
36:24>> Yeah, you are.
36:25>> Curtis Curtis ain't going out like that.
36:27>> Curtis ain't going out like that. Curtis
36:29going to hit you with that switch.
36:30>> Drop your low. Drop your low. Where are
36:32you? You're scared. You're quiet. You're
36:33scared.
36:34>> Well, I'm at the gun shop. I ain't
36:36scared of y'all.
36:36>> You're not even in here, buddy. You're
36:38hiding. You're scared,
36:39>> bro. What are you talking about? I'm at
36:40the gun shop.
36:41>> No, you're not. We're at the gun shop
36:43and you're not cuz you're scared.
36:44>> What are you talking about?
36:45>> You're scared. That's what I'm talking
36:46about.
36:47>> I'm blowing shots. I'm blowing shots.
36:49>> Why are you lying?
36:51>> Step out.
36:53>> One of y'all step out. When you step
36:54out, I stepped out. Where are you? Oh,
36:56yeah. You're scared.
36:56>> Where are you? Where are you?
36:57>> Where are you? Where are you?
36:58>> I bet. Do oneonone. Let's do it. Barb, I
37:00want to meet up with you. Come on.
37:02>> Oh, you're gay, bro. You're gay. You
37:04want to meet up with me? No. Me and No.
37:07No. Me and Barb going to meet up.
37:10Bro, you can't be you can't be gay
37:11block. You can't be gay block. That's
37:13number one rule. You're running the
37:14ones. We're going to fight instead of
37:15using guns. Come on, bro. Instead of
37:17using guns, you're going to wrestle me
37:19in bed. Like, what?
37:22>> We're going to we're going to throw the
37:23hands, gang. I got I got boxing guns.
37:25What's up? Y'all driving around. Come
37:26on. What's up?
37:27>> You're hiding around. You're hiding
37:28around, buddy. Where you at? You're
37:30>> see you. I don't see you. I don't see
37:32>> You're not on the block.
37:34>> Where you at? Why you hiding?
37:35>> One of y'all step out. One of y'all step
37:37out. One of y'all step out.
37:38>> Okay, I will.
37:40No, he's one. He's one. He's one.
37:41>> No, I'm not.
37:43>> Clap two. Clap two. I swear I clap two.
37:46I clap two. I clap two. I don't want to
37:48hear it. Two of your damn homies, too.
37:50Two of your damn homies. Two of your
37:52damn homies. Two of your damn homies.
37:54Kidnap me. I don't care what you going
37:55to do. I still clap two of your homies.
37:56What's up? What's up?
37:58>> What I'm going to do to you?
38:00>> N
38:02look. Res me. Res me and kidnap me. I
38:04don't care what you want to do. Whatever
38:05you want to do, bro. I still clap to
38:07your homies. Hey, your homie. Your homie
38:09bleeding out. Your homie bleeding out.
38:12>> It's okay cuz we have you, buddy. We
38:13have you. Look at you. Look at you,
38:14buddy. Look at you.
38:15>> I don't care. I don't care.
38:16>> Look at you. Look at you.
38:18>> Well, I'm I'mma kill you. [screaming]
38:20>> Look at you, buddy. You're dead. You're
38:22dead.
38:22>> I'mma kill you.
38:23>> Look, we're going to kill your dog next.
38:24>> I'm grinding with your homie. Your homie
38:26back there dead, bro. He was just back
38:28there.
38:29>> He was just gone. I don't care.
38:30>> You're dead. You're gone. You're gone.
38:32You're gone, bro.
38:32>> I got two of your homies. What's up? N I
38:35got somebody for y'all. Oh, yeah. I got
38:37somebody for y'all. Oh, I got somebody
38:38for y'all.
38:39>> No, you don't.
38:39>> Oh, I got somebody for y'all.
38:41>> What do you mean?
38:41>> I got somebody for y'all.
38:43>> A1 killer.
38:44>> A1 killer killer.
38:45>> Oh, we might be cooked. We might be
38:46cooked.
38:47>> Killer Mac.
38:48>> Killer Mac. Yeah, this guy might be
38:49badass, bro. We might have a problem on
38:51our hands, bro.
38:52>> Yo, what? What's he
38:53>> I need I need help, bro. I need help. I
38:55need help.
38:56>> Oh, he's scared. He's scared.
38:58>> What's up playing,
38:59>> bro? You're so [laughter] bad. I PUT
39:01DOWN
39:03>> WHAT'S UP? I PUT DOWN WHAT'S UP?
39:04>> This your crib, bro. This your crib,
39:06dude.
39:07>> Yeah, this my crib. What up, [ __ ]
39:09>> Crib.
39:14He's going to kill you. Kill her. [ __ ]
39:17her.
39:19>> More like anyone getting killed or type
39:22of guy.
39:23>> We got too much people.
39:24>> You're scared. You're scared. Oh my god.
39:26You're so bad.
39:31>> Yo, you gay as [ __ ] bro.
39:34>> I am. Look at me. I'm gay.
39:36>> Oh, you're dead. You're dead.
39:37>> To my day. Most of my gay. They all
39:40glazing me.
39:40>> Your name is killer. Max killed anyone,
39:42bro.
39:42>> I GOT
39:45>> OH, you suck, buddy. You suck. You suck.
39:47One v two. One v two. One v two. You
39:49guys suck. You guys suck. One v2.
39:51>> Oh, y'all got more people. What are you
39:53talking about?
39:54>> One v2. I one v2 both of you right
39:55there. You guys are so bad. I v2 both of
39:58you. I one v2 both of you.
39:59>> Get as many people as you can. Get as
40:01many people as you can on your team.
40:02>> I got somebody for you. I GOT SOMEBODY
40:04THAT STUCK YOUR HEAD IN. I GOT SOMEBODY
40:06that stuck your head in.
40:08>> Oh, my mama who's got a kid. I sl your
40:10mama blocking that [ __ ] on block.
40:12>> Okay,
40:12>> that's why I crack your daddy.
40:18>> Get this gay ass. Get this gay ass [ __ ]
40:20out the game, bro.
40:22>> Yeah, kick him. Kick him.
40:27>> Y'all [ __ ] play so weird.
40:30>> Oh my god. [laughter]
40:33I'm going to death over here about your
40:35head,
40:36>> bro. Why is who better not join him,
40:38bro?
40:39>> He's scared.
40:40>> He can't go cuz he's scared. Cuz he's
40:42scared. That's why
40:43>> he's not doing it. Why not?
40:48BRO,
40:53>> [ __ ] I just clapped you. I just
40:55smoked.
40:55>> WHY ARE YOU HIDING IN THE HOUSE? You're
40:56hiding in your house cuz you're scared.
40:57>> I'm not hiding in no house. You're not
40:59even at the house. I see you hiding in
41:01the house for a living.
41:02>> He's dancing in the house cuz he's
41:04scared.
41:04>> You're [laughter] a grown man. You're
41:05scared. You're a grown man. I'm going to
41:07go shoot your ugly ass
41:10right now. I got I got pipe in my hand.
41:12I got pipe in my hand.
41:13>> Hey, we don't get We don't
41:17>> get out of here.
41:31on your face. You know, HE'S GOT THE
41:33EYES on your face. Everybody go back to
41:35lobby. Everybody go back to lobby.
41:36>> Oh, you're scared. Trying to hide in the
41:37lobby. You're scared, bro.
41:38>> Scared,
41:38>> [ __ ] Cuz we're trying to GET A
41:40TEAMMATE. WHAT? DUMB ASS.
41:42>> But such a [ __ ] piece of fries.
41:45>> I know.
41:47[ __ ] ASS UGLY ASS [ __ ] SUCH ugly ass
41:50son.
41:50>> You know what just happened? They just
41:52started a gang war. So, you know what
41:54that means?
41:55>> Yeah.
41:56>> We need to assemble.
41:57>> What?
41:57>> No. We need to assemble the best gang
41:59possible. All right, guys. Who wants to
42:01join the gang?
42:06>> Hello. How can I help you, mister?
42:09>> Listen, we need people. We need people
42:11for a gain. We're trying to take out
42:13this like evil gang member named Lil
42:15Curtis with a switch. You may or may not
42:17have heard of him.
42:18>> We need people to uh we need to run him
42:20down with our gang. So, are you willing
42:22to try out?
42:23>> Yeah, I'm willing to try out. I mean, I
42:26got this job and it's lowkey buns.
42:28>> If you want to join the gang, can you
42:29give us some free food?
42:30>> Uh, yeah.
42:32>> Wait, is this the free food right here?
42:34>> Oh, [ __ ]
42:36>> Okay, so explain why you want to join
42:37the gang.
42:38>> I'm really like I'm really dangerous.
42:40I'm really
42:41>> Do you have a
42:42>> Yeah.
42:42>> Yeah. I mean, he makes a dangerous
42:44Philly cheese steak, bro. He makes a
42:46dangerous Philly cheese steak.
42:47>> Babos, if you truly want to join the
42:49gang, you have to give us the recipe for
42:50the Philly cheese steak.
42:51>> For the Philly cheese steak? What's the
42:53secret ingredient, bro?
42:55>> Um, herbs and a lot of broccoli.
42:59>> Ew. No, you're not in the game. Ew. No.
43:01Get out of here. Get out of here. Get
43:02Oh, heck no. Heck no,
43:04>> bro. Broccoli and herbs. No, no, no,
43:06bro. No.
43:07>> Okay, can I have like a job? So, like my
43:09job would be like the healer, guys. I'm
43:11like really good at like resing. Like
43:13I'm not really good at
43:14>> resing is only one button, so I feel
43:16like everyone's good at that.
43:17>> I would be good at like slimeing Curtis.
43:19I also have a bunch of friends who are
43:21like really good and I can make them
43:24join the gang.
43:25>> Really?
43:26>> Yeah. Please, bro. Please, bro. It's my
43:28dream, bro.
43:29>> I kind of feel like like if the best
43:31thing that you bring to the table is
43:33like resing people and like
43:34>> No, I'm really good with like some
43:36certain weapons. I'm really good with
43:38certain weapons.
43:39>> Like, name one.
43:40>> Uh, the pistol. I'm so goated with that
43:42one.
43:42>> Everyone's goated with that one, bro.
43:44>> Bro, wait. Is this Jared?
43:46>> Yeah, man.
43:46>> Hey, Jared. Oh,
43:48>> Jared, how did you Jared, how did you
43:50get in the tryyouts, bro?
43:52>> Aren't you already in the gang?
43:53>> Yeah, I'm already in the gang. You feel
43:55me?
43:56>> Why are you talking like that?
43:58>> I'm from the hood, you feel me?
43:59>> You're from the roof.
44:00>> Hey, don't be pointing that gun at me.
44:02Yeah, don't be
44:03>> I'm sorry, Jared. Jared, I'm sorry.
44:04Okay, but since you're in the trio, can
44:06you like explain why you want to join
44:07the gang even though you're already in?
44:09>> Basically, I want to join the gang cuz,
44:12you know, I'm really from the rough. I
44:15grew up in a tough hood. I'm I didn't
44:18really grow up famous. I didn't grow up
44:20with a lot of money. Feel me?
44:22>> Excuse me. Excuse me. What's a FEMA? You
44:25said you didn't grow up with a FEMA.
44:26>> Basically, it's famous.
44:28>> Oh, okay.
44:29>> Yo, you feel me?
44:31>> I feel you, bro.
44:31>> Yeah, I feel you, bro.
44:33>> Listen, you got an emote you can show
44:34us. You got an emote you can show us.
44:38>> Holy crap. Oh, he's wanted. Oh my god,
44:41the aura. What the heck?
44:44>> That was actually badass, bro. I feel
44:46you, bro. You know what? Welcome to the
44:48gang. Welcome to the gang.
44:50>> Sure, man.
44:52>> What did I just do? Um, okay. Welcome to
44:54the gang.
44:55>> Hey, you in the car. You want to join
44:57our gang?
44:58>> What?
44:59>> You want to join the gang?
45:00>> Yeah.
45:00>> Wait, really?
45:01>> Wait, who's this? He wants to join the
45:03game.
45:03>> His name is in violin, it says.
45:05>> Yeah, it's in violin.
45:06>> Okay. What's your street name? What's
45:07your street name? Hey, I guess we'll try
45:09him out.
45:09>> And my name's William.
45:11>> Really?
45:12>> Why you kind of sound badass?
45:13>> Cuz I am. What's one reason why we
45:15should let us What What's one reason
45:17What's one reason why we should let you
45:18in your What's one reason why we should
45:21let you in our game, bro?
45:22>> Cuz I don't stutter like you.
45:24>> Oh,
45:26>> well, I have a question for you. Um
45:27>> He's harsh, but he's fair.
45:29>> Are you Do you ever go to Target?
45:31>> Yeah, all the time. I actually work
45:33there.
45:33>> Well, then do you have any um secret
45:35discount codes?
45:36>> I actually do have a secret code.
45:38>> Really? Uh 6 03 9 5 3 4 1 0 2 7 3 0 3 6
45:456 3 8
45:49>> Yeah, it's my secret number.
45:50>> I see. You just got to like punch that
45:52in. Yeah. Do I have to ask the employees
45:53to punch it in or do I got to do it
45:54myself?
45:54>> No, you got to say that. No, you got to
45:56say it like in person to employee and
45:58like they could give you free stuff.
45:59>> L Did you see Did you hear the sit sits
46:02he snuck in there?
46:03>> Six six.
46:04>> Yeah,
46:05>> maybe he's like a demon, bro. We need a
46:07demon on our side because you know who
46:08we're going up against.
46:09>> Who are you going up against?
46:11>> Little Curtis. The demon.
46:12>> Little Curtis.
46:13>> The demon of Oblak.
46:15>> My true form is not enough to stop him.
46:17We already saw that, bro.
46:18>> Yeah.
46:18>> Wow.
46:19>> So, William, are you ready to join our
46:21gang?
46:24>> What are you doing, Cloudy? Why did you
46:25just freaking hit me, bro?
46:26>> William, no. No, no, no. I'm sorry. Is
46:28this your whip, bro? This is a nice
46:30whip.
46:30>> Yeah. Yeah, it is.
46:31>> Bro, look at the name. It's like
46:32Spanish.
46:33>> Target
46:35still. It's actually Guatemalan. It's in
46:37Hungary.
46:38>> No, you dumbass. Yo, LD, it says
46:41hurricane. Stupid. Look at it.
46:44>> That does not say that.
46:45>> Hurricane. Yes, it does.
46:47>> Says Huracan like it's in Spanish, dude.
46:50>> Huracan.
46:51>> Yeah, that's a Spanish letter.
46:52>> Snoopy just invited me. Snoopy just
46:53invited me. Snoopy just invited me. We
46:55need him in the gang. Oh my god.
46:56>> What's up, bro?
46:58>> Snoopy, how have you been, my guy?
47:00>> I was trying to invite you, but you
47:01never collected, bro.
47:03>> I'm sorry for not collecting your
47:04invite. Snoopy, do you want to join our
47:05game?
47:06>> What's up, bro? It's good to meet you,
47:07bro.
47:08>> Yeah, hold on. Let me get one more kill
47:10for real.
47:11>> My boyfriend, he got a kill.
47:13>> You turn your iPad down a bit.
47:14>> Okay.
47:15>> What's your favorite song, dude?
47:16>> It's the corn. [screaming]
47:19>> We need you in the gang, bro. I feel
47:21like you're the only person who can
47:22defeat Little Curtis.
47:23>> Who? Little Curtis, bro.
47:25>> You know Curtis with the Switch?
47:26>> Yeah, bro.
47:27>> He's a demon.
47:28>> Yes. I already killed him. I killed him
47:30in this game.
47:31>> Wait, wait, wait. Okay, you played this
47:32game before.
47:33>> If you kill him. Yes,
47:35>> Snoopy. If you kill him,
47:37>> we're not little Curtis, bro. These are
47:40off. He's off.
47:40>> Little Curtis. We're not little Curtis.
47:42If you want to If you want to take down
47:44Lil Curtis with us, you need a street
47:45name. What's your street name, bro?
47:47>> Street game.
47:48>> Yeah.
47:49>> Um, I got that Drake with that switch.
47:52>> Can we just call you um little half a
47:53deuce?
47:54>> No.
47:55>> Why? Where you going?
47:56>> He's Draco. He's Draco with that switch.
47:58Come on.
47:59>> That name is too long, bro. I can't be
48:00saying that every time. Where you taking
48:02this? I'm trying to go to the gun store
48:04if I can give me a damn gun.
48:05>> Okay. So, Snoopy, do you want to join
48:06our gang?
48:07>> Yes.
48:08>> Can you explain why you want to join the
48:09gang?
48:10>> Um, because y'all told me to.
48:13>> Oh, well. Okay. But so, if we tell you
48:15to slime out Lil Curtis, will you do
48:17that?
48:17>> Yeah,
48:18>> cuz we need him gone, bro. We actually
48:19need him gone. Okay, Snoopy. Snoopy, we
48:21need to test your skills out in the in
48:23this game. So, can you can you pretend
48:24you're like slimming someone out really
48:25quick? Snoopy, come over here. Pretend
48:27my dog is Little Curtis.
48:31I'm on him. But Curtis, you did.
48:36No, boy.
48:38>> Yeah, you [ __ ] ass boy. You [ __ ] my
48:41boy.
48:42>> Oh,
48:44dang. Dang. Firing shots when shots were
48:47already fired.
48:49>> I'll chop I'll chop the [ __ ] like a hot
48:51dog.
48:52>> That's aura. You actually have aura.
48:53Hey, you know what, bro?
48:55>> Welcome. Welcome to our gang. I go right
48:59little Curtis right now.
49:00>> He's sleep. He has a bedtime. He has a
49:01bedtime. He can't play right now.
49:02>> He's sleeping. I think
49:03>> I see a kid.
49:05>> Yeah, he's a demon. He's the Grim
49:06Reaper. Can you give a message to little
49:08Curtis?
49:09>> Yeah.
49:11>> All right. Say the message.
49:13>> I need to read it on my phone, but my
49:15[ __ ] phone dead.
49:17>> You had you had the message on your
49:18phone, but your phone is dead.
49:20>> Yes.
49:20>> Yeah. Me.
49:21>> So, say something to like intimidate
49:22him. Say something to like intimidate
49:24him.
49:25>> Tell him what's up. Let's scare him a
49:26little bit. Toss some trash, bro.
49:28>> No, look Carter's ass. His little trash
49:30ass. I whoop his ass. He He a [ __ ] like
49:33[ __ ] [laughter]
49:37>> I don't know if he can say all that. I I
49:39might need to bleep some of this out in
49:40the video. But
49:40>> what?
49:41>> But I think I think Curtis is going to
49:42be scared. I think
49:44>> Snoopy, I love you to death, kid, but we
49:46need to go find more people for the
49:47gang. Okay,
49:49>> we'll we'll see you soon.
49:51>> Can I Can I still be in the party? Um,
49:54you can be in the gang when we slam out
49:56little Curtis. Okay. Oh, hey man.
49:58>> Oh, hey man.
49:58>> Why do you want to join the gang?
50:00>> I want to join the gang.
50:01>> Also, Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait
50:02a minute. Hold on. Back up. Get the wall
50:05right now. Why? Why are you wearing the
50:07T-R skin?
50:08>> Stop going, fool.
50:09>> Are you part of his team or something?
50:10You part of his
50:11>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not. I'm
50:13not. This is just for identity. This is
50:16just for easy identity. This is for So
50:18people can't recognize me.
50:19>> What do you mean? So, so we think you're
50:21Krat? So we think you're Krat?
50:23We're doing a little Curtis cosplay,
50:25bro. Dude, I might slam you out right
50:26now. I might slam you out. I'm going
50:28slam you out right now, bro.
50:28>> I swear,
50:29>> bro.
50:29>> I'm at Lil Curtis. I swear, bro.
50:31>> Who are you then? Who are you?
50:31>> Okay, dude. Just
50:32>> My name is William. Switch him down.
50:36>> We already got a William on the gang,
50:37bro.
50:38>> Just Just do emote.
50:39>> Yeah, just eat this emote, bro. We're
50:41looking for people with good emote for
50:42our uh
50:46>> You have 10 seconds to leave this game
50:48right now. 10
50:519 8 7
50:54>> What? What? To do what? To do what?
50:57>> To leave.
50:57>> To leave.
50:58>> To leave and never come back.
51:01>> Five. Four.
51:03>> Oh, he left. Get his money. Get his
51:04money. Get his money. Oh, let's go.
51:06Scam. He's scammed. What's your name,
51:07little bro?
51:08>> My name's Lil D pickle.
51:09>> What about chamoy pickle?
51:11>> My friends sometimes call me Chipo
51:12Pickle.
51:12>> No, they don't. You don't. You have no
51:14choy on you. You're just a regular all
51:16pickle, bro. Default settings all
51:18pickle. I'm a I'm a Dylan pickle.
51:20>> No, no,
51:21>> no. Chamoy, no nothing. Bro, you're a
51:23nothing burger like from Chicken Burger.
51:25Get it? Or do you not get it? Okay,
51:27explain why you want to be the gang.
51:28>> Why do you Why do you want to join the
51:29gang? Why do you want to join the game?
51:30>> Basically,
51:31>> I love the family. I love the gang.
51:33>> Why though? Why little Curtis? Because
51:36you guys are my family, bro.
51:37>> You don't even know us like that. We
51:38don't know. We don't know you, bro. Who
51:40are you? You don't have chamoy.
51:42>> I can put on chamoy if you want.
51:43>> You really can't. You really can't. I
51:45can make some pickles for you guys, but
51:47I can also make like poisoned pickles
51:50for the ops, you know.
51:51>> Do it right now.
51:53>> Yeah, let me go to chicken burger.
51:54>> It's closed. It's always closed.
51:56>> Yo, look at this memorial.
51:58>> Who is this, bro? [laughter]
52:00>> Oh my god.
52:01>> That's kind of tough though.
52:02>> That is tough. That is tough.
52:04>> You know what's also tough?
52:05>> Yeah.
52:06>> No, please.
52:08>> Welcome to not in the gang. Welcome to
52:10not being in the gang type type of
52:12thing. My gang name is Kung No Mercy
52:16Sahir.
52:17>> That's kind of tough.
52:17>> Why is it Why is it Sahir though?
52:19>> Because I'm always here, bro.
52:21>> Oh, he's always here for the gang. He's
52:23always here for the gang, bro.
52:25>> All right. So, like what what do you
52:26bring to the table for the gang?
52:28>> I'll bring I'll bring um um will be
52:33always here. I will kill Kax all the
52:36time. And um I will give you money. So
52:40much money.
52:41>> Drop the money. Drop the money. Drop the
52:42money. Drop the money. Drop the money.
52:43>> Yeah. Drop it. Drop it. Drop it. Bro,
52:45listen. We want 10K each, bro. 10K each.
52:48>> No. Drop everything. Drop it all.
52:50>> I can't. I have it on the bank. I will
52:52send it to you guys.
52:53>> All right. Send it to me.
52:54>> I just received 31,000.
52:57>> Wait. No. You gave me 32. Oh, bro. I'm
53:00the goat. Yo,
53:01>> you're the goat, bro. No. You know what?
53:02Never mind. You're
53:03>> But first, do do your best emote.
53:05>> My best emote?
53:10Uh
53:10>> yeah, I guess bro. Yeah, it's pretty
53:12it's good. Okay, the Fortnite droughts
53:14were taking too long, so I told everyone
53:15in the Discord to just send a video and
53:17we're going to react to it and see who's
53:18worthy of being in the gang.
53:20>> These are reasons why we should join the
53:22gang. Reason number we are the best boy
53:27in Fort M.
53:29>> Reason number two, we only want Lil
53:32Curass's blood.
53:34Reason number two,
53:36>> we are the best fish sticks and we like
53:38helping our homies out.
53:40>> We might need these guys.
53:41>> Why we should join?
53:45[laughter]
53:45>> I think we need to contact these guys
53:46and get them in.
53:47>> YO, BLISS, WHAT'S GOING ON? MY NAME IS
53:48OZ AND JAY. YOU CAN CALL ME JJ WITH A
53:50SWITCH. LISTEN, I'm trying to get into
53:53[laughter]
53:55I'm going to cook. I'm going to clean
53:56for me. I'm going to get our money. I'm
53:58going to get a grab for me. We're going
53:59to shut all the Listen me.
54:02>> We might need this guy. We could be
54:04friends, but like come on. Like, let me
54:06take over for me. Let me take over.
54:08>> He's trying to take over our Yang
54:09>> now. Let me clip that.
54:11>> Now that is [laughter]
54:14>> He didn't even edit it. He left.
54:16>> He just clipped it, bro.
54:17>> My name is Harlem and this is why I
54:21should play on the TV.
54:22>> So, first, I am very good at 4M and I
54:26have a lot of weed and I have hella
54:28money. Little Curtis right there.
54:31That's not
54:33>> Did this guy just send a video of him
54:35eating pizza? Is this his try out?
54:38>> I think this is We might need it, bro.
54:40We might need him.
54:41>> Pizza eater.
54:43>> Is that the whole video?
54:44>> Pizza the pizza eating.
54:45>> That's the whole video. It's just
54:46[laughter] him eating.
54:48>> He might need
54:49>> This is my um submission. Uh my name is
54:52going to be SNAP.
54:54>> Why is it a PNG image? [laughter]
54:57>> Tik Tok light, bro. You don't have the
54:59real Tik Tok, bro.
55:01>> Is Yang
55:03>> want to be in a clan?
55:06>> What the hell is this, bro?
55:07>> Okay,
55:08>> that's White Jared, bro.
55:09>> Wait, is this
55:11>> Bro, he probably doesn't even have a
55:13console to play on.
55:15>> He's only going to do like little air
55:16drops.
55:17>> Yeah, I think
55:19>> we might need that guy.
55:22I I should be in the game be because I
55:26have good [laughter]
55:28at
55:29>> what
55:30>> those
55:31>> What are people posting in here?
55:33>> Um here's why I should be um
55:38um
55:38>> is this guy 5 years old?
55:40>> My account level is actually
55:44baby boy daddy
55:45>> like um yeah plus I have a Fortnite boy.
55:48>> Does this guy play on an Android? That's
55:50why I should actually be in the Fortnite
55:52game.
55:53>> We need that guy in here.
55:54>> I should be in the video. My username is
55:56bunny_.
55:58My street name is Tom Pearl with a
55:59switch.
56:00>> With the switch declined chicken burger.
56:03>> Declined.
56:04>> Okay, I've got
56:05>> They call me little pigeon with the
56:07switch. Little nothing on me, bro.
56:09>> Declined.
56:10>> I'll run this [ __ ]
56:11>> Declined.
56:11>> I think I
56:13declined.
56:14>> Declined, bro. Declined.
56:17>> Get the thing so we can see. This guy's
56:18just recording his TV. Bro,
56:21>> this is my last try.
56:22>> Accepted. Accepted.
56:24>> Accepted.
56:28>> Fortnite.
56:29Playing a whole different game, bro.
56:32>> I should be in Blizzard's gang. Okay.
56:34Um, basically,
56:36>> this is on PS4.
56:37>> I have this.
56:39>> I was in I was in a game with Blizzard
56:43once.
56:46And I also have
56:48>> Was that his PS4 in the back entering
56:50like hyperdrive or something?
56:51>> Because like
56:52>> I think I should be in the game because
56:55>> what the heck?
56:57>> Why is he spinning?
56:59>> I'm getting dizzy watching this.
57:01>> 32 years old.
57:03>> Okay, accepted. Welcome to the gang.
57:05>> I saw his leg. He's spinning on a chair.
57:07You can see he's late. [laughter]
57:12>> This is our gang video try out. Our
57:14names are Peanut and Billy, but you can
57:16call us Lil P and Billy going to smoke
57:18you.
57:19>> We want to join the gang for these for
57:21reasons.
57:22>> Number one, we going to Swiss cheese Lil
57:25Curtis.
57:28>> Number two, we got the best aim you will
57:30ever see. Number three, the backrooms
57:33movie is the worst movie
57:36clears.
57:36>> That's true. That's true. These guys are
57:38in. Welcome. These guys are in.
57:39>> Except accepted.
57:42>> We hate Invincible. accepted. Welcome to
57:44the gang. Welcome to the gang. These
57:46guys are inse
57:51because I got money.
57:53>> Dude, his his laptop is so loud.
57:58>> I got a lot of VBooks. A lot. I got
58:01>> He gift us.
58:01>> I have a lot of gang.
58:02>> That's all the submissions. I think we
58:04have enough people in the gang now. All
58:05right, gang. Who's ready to slam out
58:07little Curtis and his gang? [screaming]
58:09>> Especially me.
58:10>> All right, gang. It's time. We got to
58:12slam him out once and for all. He needs
58:14to be dealt with.
58:15>> This is the gang war.
58:16>> This is the gang war.
58:17>> Lord Curtis is done.
58:19>> Snoopy, what did he
58:22>> He's dead. Dead. I will put him to bed.
58:24>> Exactly, bro.
58:26>> Snoopy, what do you have to say?
58:27>> H
58:28>> what? What do you have to say?
58:30[laughter]
58:31>> I'm ready for this and I want to kill a
58:33Curtis because I'm going to make him cry
58:35like a little baby. So where he at? I'm
58:37going to start right now. Who is
58:39inviting James Franco? Bro,
58:41>> who you going to kill now? Who you going
58:42to kill now?
58:43>> Curtis, who are you inviting, man?
58:44>> Who? Who you talking to? Curtis.
58:46>> Curtis, you're not ready, bro. You're
58:47not ready.
58:49>> You ain't ready for this, Lis.
58:51>> Yeah, you're not ready, bro. [snorts]
58:53[screaming]
58:55>> We need to find little Curtis. Where he
58:56at? We need to find him. He's hiding.
58:58He's scared.
59:00>> Drop your low. Drop your [screaming]
59:01low. Drop your low.
59:04>> Hey, guys. Be careful. Be careful. I
59:06spelled something. It's typical gamer,
59:08guys. My
59:10>> right here.
59:11>> I don't think that's typical gamer.
59:15>> Oh, get him out of here.
59:17>> What the hell? Dead.
59:21>> No, Curtis.
59:22>> I got Curtis. I got Curtis.
59:26>> Slime, bro. Slime.
59:27>> Okay, Rex, where are you? Are you
59:29scared?
59:29>> Wet now.
59:30>> I don't see you.
59:32>> Hey, keep eye out. Keep peel. Can we go
59:35to chicken ber? I'm trying to 100.
59:37>> Okay, but they're right here. They're
59:38right here. I just seen them. I just
59:39seen them.
59:41>> I'm down. I'm down, gang. I'm down.
59:44>> You're a fatty.
59:46>> Oh [ __ ]
59:48>> Slim out.
59:49>> Yeah. GET DOWN, KREX. Get down. Get K.
59:52COOL. OH MY GOD.
59:53>> OH CRAP.
59:54>> I just KILLED KREX.
59:55>> IT'S JUST ME. OH NO.
59:56>> Get him. No. No.
59:58>> No.
59:59>> I just killed K.
1:00:02>> He's dead.
1:00:04>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Run.
1:00:06>> We're dead. We're dead, bro. We're dead.
1:00:07>> Yeah, we're dead.
1:00:09>> Wait. Oh,
1:00:11>> we got to get to the VIP lounge. We got
1:00:12to get to the VIP lounge.
1:00:14>> Get to the lounge. Oh crap. They're
1:00:15guarding the lounge. I'm going. I'm
1:00:16going. I'm going.
1:00:18[music]
1:00:19>> VIP.
1:00:21>> Who has V-Bucks? Someone give Who Who
1:00:22can give buy me V-Bucks really quick?
1:00:24I'm buying this. I'm actually buying
1:00:25this right now. I got banned from buying
1:00:26V-Bucks,
1:00:27>> bro. Got banned from a V-Bucks buying.
1:00:29>> Wait, no, I didn't.
1:00:30>> Banned.
1:00:31>> All right.
1:00:32>> I don't know what else you would do.
1:00:33Wait, bring us with you. VIP access.
1:00:35>> VIP gun.
1:00:36>> VIP rooftop ax.
1:00:38>> Holy [ __ ]
1:00:40>> Oh, dude. He's a VIP. He's a VIP.
1:00:42>> The guy from Squid Games. This is the
1:00:44leader of Squid Games. I just got candy.
1:00:47>> I'm buying it. [laughter]
1:00:48>> We made it. Tung. Everyone buy it.
1:00:50Everyone buy it.
1:00:51>> Serious. Give me a Give me a Xbox code.
1:00:54>> Tongdong. Look at this. Holy crap, dude.
1:00:58No way. With the dude. The VIP backpack.
1:01:03I'm in the lounge. I'm in the lounge.
1:01:04I'm in the safe zone.
1:01:06>> I'm getting my VIP guns. I'm getting my
1:01:07VIP guns.
1:01:09>> VIP guns.
1:01:10>> We're ready. I'm ready.
1:01:12>> I didn't get my VIP candy from the guy.
1:01:14>> I can't get I can't go to VIP because
1:01:16they have to sell your coochie when you
1:01:18get in.
1:01:19>> What?
1:01:20>> What?
1:01:21>> It makes you sell your coochie on the
1:01:23>> I'm kicking you, bro. I'm kicking you.
1:01:24They're in front of us, guys. Look out.
1:01:26>> Look out. I'm going to
1:01:30>> No, I'm down, gang. Gang, I'm down.
1:01:33Crap. That's one down.
1:01:35>> Oh no.
1:01:37>> Crap. This is getting serious, bro.
1:01:40>> No. No. Babies. No. No. No.
1:01:44>> I'm sick and tired of being some
1:01:46homeless brokie.
1:01:47>> I got none of my guns, bro. I'm cooked.
1:01:49My VIP guns are gone.
1:01:51>> The car game is a [ __ ] I shoot the
1:01:53[ __ ] out OF THEY OH MY [ __ ] god. They
1:01:55all dick lot of [ __ ] They got a fat
1:01:57ass. They dick so [ __ ] big. And they
1:02:01got a big ass. [ __ ]
1:02:03>> They got a big ass.
1:02:04>> You are [ __ ] fat, [ __ ]
1:02:07>> Hey, calm down, bro. Calm down. I know
1:02:09we're in a gang war, but we at ease
1:02:11five. At ease five.
1:02:12>> Came down.
1:02:13>> We have to be harsh but fair.
1:02:15>> Exactly.
1:02:16>> I found them. They're on my block.
1:02:18>> They're right here. They're on my
1:02:19They're on our block. They're on our
1:02:20block.
1:02:21>> I'm going to be slammed. I'm going to be
1:02:21slime.
1:02:22>> I can't drive.
1:02:23>> I'm going to slap you, little Curtis.
1:02:24>> I hit him.
1:02:25>> I got two. I got little Curtis. I got
1:02:26little Curtis. I'm dead. [screaming] I'm
1:02:28down.
1:02:28>> Not somebody else.
1:02:29>> Wait, look. I got you a gun, Larry.
1:02:31David,
1:02:31>> that's for me, bro.
1:02:33>> Yes, but I do.
1:02:34>> This is my gun that I had. Oh my god.
1:02:37>> That's Curtis's car.
1:02:38>> I'll run him down. I'll run I'll run him
1:02:40down. I'll get him.
1:02:41>> Oh crap. Oh, it's an ambush. It's an
1:02:43ambush.
1:02:44>> It's a trap. No. Cloudy.
1:02:47>> Oh, the shots.
1:02:49>> That's it. Curtis.
1:02:50>> Curtis is one HP over there, bro.
1:02:52>> I need a one.
1:02:54>> Dang.
1:02:54>> He's dead. Cut is dead. Let me damn
1:03:00like what the [ __ ] is
1:03:02>> I just found Kax's body.
1:03:05>> Oh, I just stood next to him. I didn't
1:03:07stop on his head, I guess.
1:03:08>> Yo,
1:03:09>> Snoopy, can you give us some motivation,
1:03:11>> bro? Snoopy, you're driving.
1:03:13>> The [ __ ] No, it's the [ __ ] tires.
1:03:16Every tire.
1:03:18>> Yeah, pickle tires, bro.
1:03:19>> It's a chicken burger car.
1:03:21>> What the [ __ ] Let me What the hell?
1:03:23Chicken burger. The [ __ ]
1:03:25>> Yeah, man.
1:03:26>> We got a [ __ ] burger. Hey,
1:03:28>> click the vote to get in, bro.
1:03:31>> Chicken burger. They're at chicken
1:03:32burger. They're at chicken burger. I'm
1:03:33out.
1:03:36We have problem
1:03:37>> in the store. In the ice box,
1:03:40>> slime
1:03:42that.
1:03:43I'm going to get your car. Get your car.
1:03:46Here. Here. Here. Gang. Gang. Here.
1:03:48>> All right. Let's go.
1:03:52Bro, Snoopy, you're driving.
1:03:53>> Wait, I'm right here. I'm right here.
1:03:54>> Gang, get in, gang.
1:03:56>> Get in, gang.
1:03:56>> Okay, gang. What are you doing, gang?
1:03:58>> Guys, [ __ ] got pickle tires.
1:04:01>> Oh god, bro. It's like, you know, watch
1:04:03your white pickle.
1:04:04>> Yeah. Oh god.
1:04:05>> White pickle.
1:04:06>> Why does my back right tire have a
1:04:08backpack in it?
1:04:09>> Oh, that's my thing.
1:04:12>> That's it.
1:04:14Bro, you look like you look so much like
1:04:18Tom.
1:04:19>> Okay, gang. Gang, let's get out of here.
1:04:21>> Yeah, let's get out of here.
1:04:23>> We need to get their benches.
1:04:25>> We need to get a house, baby.
1:04:28>> Y'all are all [ __ ] Y'all are all
1:04:30[ __ ] and [ __ ] [ __ ] You a
1:04:33[ __ ] You a [ __ ]
1:04:35>> [ __ ] You're a mother.
1:04:37>> Oh, really? Slam your ass out.
1:04:39>> Yeah, that doesn't work. That one
1:04:40doesn't work. No one.
1:04:41>> I'm going slam you out. I'mma cut your
1:04:43tongue open. I'm going I'mma cut your
1:04:46stomach open AND THE CHUNKY CUT.
1:04:48[screaming]
1:04:48>> I'm going to stick my tongue into your
1:04:50>> Hey, they're right there.
1:04:51>> HEY, WHERE YOU AT? Where you at? We
1:04:53[ __ ]
1:04:54>> I'm going to stick Where that [ __ ] ass
1:04:56at? MY TONGUE INTO YOUR
1:04:58>> HEY, WAIT. OBLAK. Oblak this way. Oblak
1:05:01this way. I'm with you. They're up.
1:05:02They're guarding blocks. They're
1:05:04guarding block up there.
1:05:06>> I hit one.
1:05:06>> We need to play the smart gang. Get
1:05:09them. GET THEM.
1:05:10>> We need to hit them from the back. We
1:05:11need to hit them from the back. Follow
1:05:12me. Follow my lead, everyone.
1:05:15>> You said we're going to hit them from
1:05:17the back by P.
1:05:19>> You know, you know what I meant, bro? I
1:05:21don't know why they
1:05:21>> They have no idea I'm about to hit them
1:05:22in the back, bro.
1:05:23>> And I'm going to kill you.
1:05:26>> Hey, I got to look for this. I got
1:05:28>> I'm with you, gang. I'm I'm hitting it
1:05:29from the back. I'm hitting it from the
1:05:30back. Where they at? Where they all?
1:05:33They got me. I missed it, bro. Because
1:05:35I'm always doing no mercies here. You
1:05:37got ambushed.
1:05:38>> Where they at? Get here. Get in his
1:05:41house. Silly baby. Silly baby.
1:05:45>> Get out of here. What the? Go to his
1:05:47home. Go to his Go in his house.
1:05:49>> Grab his guns. Grab his guns. Crazy
1:05:50guns.
1:05:50>> Get on his house. Let's ransack his
1:05:52house.
1:05:53>> Get on his house. Ransom. Ransom.
1:05:55Ransom.
1:05:57>> Get back in the door.
1:05:59>> Where is he? Right here.
1:06:00>> I'm stuck in the door, bro.
1:06:02>> I'm in the back room.
1:06:03>> Red room. You're on the back room.
1:06:05>> Okay, I'm good. Wait. No, I'm Wait.
1:06:07Okay, I'm good.
1:06:08>> Shoot the fridge. Shoot the Hey, he
1:06:10doesn't have a freezer. He only has a
1:06:11freezer.
1:06:12>> Toilet. There's poop in the toilet. Bro.
1:06:18>> Yo. Yo.
1:06:20>> Chef Luig. Why you crying? Are
1:06:23>> you good, man?
1:06:23>> I just found out. I just found out one
1:06:26of my favorite family members died.
1:06:28>> Hey, they were on us. Stay on us. They
1:06:30on us.
1:06:31>> We're dead, bro. We're dead.
1:06:34>> Get killed.
1:06:36>> We all just died, bro.
1:06:39I'm not letting anybody try to kill me
1:06:42no more. Now, if my family member died,
1:06:44I'm going to show them who I really am.
1:06:47>> They They all over there. They all over
1:06:49there.
1:06:49>> I'm coming in.
1:06:50>> They all at the house. They all at the
1:06:51house. I'm
1:06:53>> They all the way over there. They all
1:06:54the way in the back.
1:06:55>> Hey, y'all.
1:06:57>> Hey, in the house. They ran in the
1:06:59house.
1:06:59>> I
1:07:01got one.
1:07:02>> I got them. I GOT THEM ALL. I GOT THEM
1:07:03ALL.
1:07:03>> Let's go. Dance on them. Dance on them.
1:07:05>> I didn't do what I [screaming] did. Hey,
1:07:07he he
1:07:08see I told I told you I must show them
1:07:11who I really am.
1:07:12>> Hey Jared, you ready to help us spin?
1:07:14>> We don't say folk over here. We say
1:07:15>> Yeah, boy.
1:07:16>> Let's go again.
1:07:17>> Yeah, our boy Jared.
1:07:20>> Yeah, hear me out.
1:07:21>> Hear me out. Gang,
1:07:24I'mma hit you with my son.
1:07:27[screaming]
1:07:28>> This shit's about to get crazy.
1:07:30>> This is already crazy, bro.
1:07:31>> I told you. I told you how much I really
1:07:33am. Look at my
1:07:34>> Hey, you want to do something badass?
1:07:35Let's do a rocket ride. 3 2 1 jump.
1:07:38>> What the freak?
1:07:44>> No, I'm down. Gang, I'm down.
1:07:45>> Come here. Everybody come to me. Come to
1:07:47me. Come on.
1:07:48>> I'm coming, gang.
1:07:48>> Take Take hide out in here. Take hide
1:07:50out in here. Come on.
1:07:51>> I'm with you, gang.
1:07:52>> This is my house. This is my house.
1:07:54>> This house kind of sucks, bro.
1:07:55>> Yeah, this girl.
1:07:59>> Yeah, gang.
1:08:02>> Oh my god. They have five cars, bro.
1:08:03We're dead. We're dead. We're dead.
1:08:04Where's [ __ ] Look who I'm holding.
1:08:06Where are you? Who are you holding? Oh,
1:08:07bro has Grex, BRO. LOOK AT KREX.
1:08:10>> LET'S GO stomp on his head back here,
1:08:11bro. Look at him,
1:08:12>> bro. Let me go.
1:08:13>> Look at you. You're dead, buddy. You're
1:08:15dead.
1:08:16>> Look at you. You're dead, bro. You're
1:08:17dead. Somebody look at you.
1:08:20>> Nah, fool. [screaming]
1:08:22>> You're not a demon no more, buddy.
1:08:24You're just dead.
1:08:25>> Yeah.
1:08:26>> I'll show you a demon. I'll show you a
1:08:28demon.
1:08:29>> You can't show us demon cuz you're dead.
1:08:32>> You think I'm dead? I'm a zombie.
1:08:34[laughter]
1:08:34>> I'm a zombie, [ __ ]
1:08:35>> You're a zombie?
1:08:36>> If you're a zombie, doesn't that mean
1:08:37you're show The Walking Dead?
1:08:39>> I'm walking dead. What is Do you mean
1:08:41The Walking um alive?
1:08:43>> Wait, guys.
1:08:45>> Club, bro. Club. [laughter]
1:08:48>> No, because dead people don't walk.
1:08:50>> Hey, Jacob. Tell K he's a he's a dead
1:08:52man.
1:08:53>> Jacob's my cousin.
1:08:55>> Jacobe, why did you call
1:08:56>> Is that Jqu? Is that Jqu?
1:08:59>> Okay, Jqu.
1:09:00>> Is that Jquo talking? I my grandma's
1:09:03calling me. I'll be back.
1:09:04>> Tell Tell your grandma that we need to
1:09:06spin right now. So
1:09:07>> yeah, put your grandma on the mic really
1:09:08quick, actually.
1:09:09>> Yeah, I want to talk to her.
1:09:10>> What are you guys going to tell her?
1:09:12>> We need to tell her that we need to we
1:09:13need her help slamming the block.
1:09:14>> In Spanish, they don't say um grandma,
1:09:17they say abalita.
1:09:18>> Oh yeah, I remember that. You ever watch
1:09:20the There's a movie. It's kind of niche.
1:09:21It's called Coco. The movie.
1:09:25>> Oh yeah, I watch Coco all the time and I
1:09:26eat the cereal.
1:09:28>> There's a Coco cereal.
1:09:29>> The cereal.
1:09:29>> What's the cereal? It's actually called
1:09:31Cocoa Post. And In and back in my day,
1:09:34they used to include toys, but they
1:09:37discontinued that back then.
1:09:39>> Yo, drop y'all low. Drop y'all.
1:09:41>> Drop yours, buddy.
1:09:42>> No, that what?
1:09:43>> Where at Babas? Where at Babas?
1:09:45>> Bomba's bed. I already know where that's
1:09:46at.
1:09:46>> Bombasa
1:09:48Bomba. Grown man ain't Bomba.
1:09:50>> Psych. I don't know where that's at.
1:09:51>> Who knows that?
1:09:52>> Know where it's at, bro. You don't even
1:09:53know your own hood, bro. Come on. Come
1:09:55to Babas, bro. Don't be scared.
1:09:56>> N. Come to our block. Come to come to
1:09:59Babas, buddy. Don't be scared.
1:10:00>> No. Come to Obl.
1:10:02>> Come to bomb us. Oh, free money.
1:10:05>> Let's go slime this kid. Oh, look at
1:10:07him.
1:10:07>> They're scared. Okay. Who's driving,
1:10:10bro?
1:10:12>> It only has It only has two wheels.
1:10:14There's no wheels on the back, so I
1:10:16can't steer.
1:10:17>> Look at you guys.
1:10:18>> My ammo is not working.
1:10:20>> How's your ammo not working?
1:10:24>> Oh, we all got blown up. Tung's not
1:10:27here. It's all to you, man. Come on,
1:10:28Matias.
1:10:30>> You got this, bro. You
1:10:32>> Oh,
1:10:32>> we just got We just got one vived, bro.
1:10:35Crap.
1:10:35>> You know how they always say slime them
1:10:38out?
1:10:38>> Yeah.
1:10:39>> What if we start saying I'm I'mma put
1:10:41them in the pudding?
1:10:42>> Uh, I don't think we should say that,
1:10:44bro. It's kind of silly.
1:10:46>> They're going to make me crash out.
1:10:47>> Don't crash out, bro.
1:10:49>> They're going to make me crash out.
1:10:50>> Don't crash out. We need you call them.
1:10:52>> They're going to make my demons come out
1:10:54of me.
1:10:55>> Hey, they on me, folks. They on me. They
1:10:57on me. Come on. They spinning. They
1:10:59spinning. They're right here.
1:11:00>> Come on.
1:11:00>> They're on me. They're on me.
1:11:02>> Hey, I got one. Oh, I'm dead. I just got
1:11:04slime. I just got slimed.
1:11:06>> I'm here.
1:11:07>> I don't see them. I don't see them.
1:11:09They're invisible. They're invisible.
1:11:10Watch out. Tung, watch out. Oh, how did
1:11:13you get a cup? Get behind the corner.
1:11:16>> A.
1:11:19>> Holy. What we need to do? Holy run.
1:11:23>> Yeah, run. Follow me, gang. I was going
1:11:26to say assemble, but we needed to run
1:11:28actually.
1:11:28>> Yeah.
1:11:30>> Oh, they're on this side of the block.
1:11:32>> I'm out of there, gang. I'm out of
1:11:33there. I'm sorry. I had to leave. I had
1:11:34to run. I'm sorry. I betrayed my gang. I
1:11:36had to I had to run. God. Bro,
1:11:38>> I [music] thought the family was about
1:11:39loyalty,
1:11:40>> gang. I'm sorry I let you down, but I
1:11:42[music] need to survive, bro. Oh my god.
1:11:45>> Yeah.
1:11:45>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
1:11:48>> Oh my gosh. I just got an air drop and
1:11:50now there's so much stuff.
1:11:51>> Where? Give me it. What do you have?
1:11:53>> Well, why are you betraying us every
1:11:54time? He has a dildo.
1:11:56>> I'm sorry.
1:11:58>> Luigi, bro, I'm sorry for betraying you.
1:12:00Can I please get a gun?
1:12:01>> Yes. Come here, bro.
1:12:02>> I love you. I love you to death, kid.
1:12:04>> I'm sorry for betraying you. I'm
1:12:06actually sorry for betraying you, bro.
1:12:07Can I just have one gun, bro? Please.
1:12:09Just Just one,
1:12:11>> dude. Hey, I'm sorry for betraying you,
1:12:13bro. It It was actually It was actually
1:12:14an accident, bro. I didn't mean to do
1:12:16it.
1:12:16>> All right, now we dance together.
1:12:20>> Oh, okay. Let's dance. I'm sorry for
1:12:22betraying you guys. To make it up for
1:12:24all you guys, let's go kill little
1:12:25Curtis. Come on.
1:12:26>> Yes. Even if we don't, we're still going
1:12:28to try. At the end of the day,
1:12:30>> at the end of the day, it's just a gang
1:12:31war, bro. We can move on from this.
1:12:33Okay. Gang. Actually, how about you say
1:12:35it since you were going to say it
1:12:36before? Gang.
1:12:37>> Gang. Assemble.
1:12:40>> Let's go.
1:12:42Slimed. [music]
1:12:43>> Put him in the pudding.
1:12:44>> There he is. Slimed. Oh my god. Slime.
1:12:46Put them in the pudding. Put them all in
1:12:48the pudding right now, guys.
1:12:49>> Yeah, guys.
1:12:50Little Curtis is dead.
1:12:51>> Little Curtis [music] is dead, but he'll
1:12:53come back. He always does. Where he at?
1:12:55Where they at? Where they at? They're
1:12:56scared. They're already now. They're
1:12:57already now.
1:12:57>> We got to put the puzzle pieces
1:12:59together. 8 * 8 is 37.
1:13:01>> Yeah, actually.
1:13:03>> Maybe. I think
1:13:05>> Ter is pulling up. Little Curtis is
1:13:06pulling up that whip. Slim him out. Slam
1:13:08him out. Slim that boy out.
1:13:10>> I think he's
1:13:11>> He's running. He's running. He's scared.
1:13:12>> They're running. He's scared. He's
1:13:13scared.
1:13:13>> Get in the base. Get in the house. Take
1:13:15over their house. Get him. Get him.
1:13:17>> OH MY GOSH. LONG CAME. He's down. He's
1:13:20dead. He's gone. Hey, we killed you,
1:13:22buddy.
1:13:23>> No. Hey, be for real.
1:13:24>> No, we're winning the game war. We're
1:13:26winning the game war. We just won the
1:13:27game war, buddy. We won the game war.
1:13:29>> No. No. It's not that. It's not that.
1:13:30Y'all can't say we didn't have good
1:13:32defense, though.
1:13:33>> You didn't cuz we killed all of you.
1:13:35>> It's good. But we held that WE HELD THAT
1:13:37HOOD UP. WE HELD THAT HOOD UP. WE HELD
1:13:39THAT [laughter] HOOD UP FOR ABOUT AN
1:13:40HOUR.
1:13:41>> NO, that was only 25 minutes.
1:13:43>> Y'all got to negotiate peace agreements.
1:13:45EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YALL got to
1:13:46negotiate peace agreements. Do you want
1:13:48to negotiate peace agreements?
1:13:50>> I'm not doing that.
1:13:51>> No, you're scared. That's why
1:13:53>> I'm not scared.
1:13:54>> Why would I want peace? Why would I want
1:13:56peace to negotiate?
1:13:58>> WHY WOULD I WANT PEACE to have peace by
1:14:00killing you?
1:14:01>> That's a tough
1:14:05>> and that's my word. Look, y'all kill me.
1:14:07Y'all kill me. Y'all got it. Y'all win
1:14:09the game.
1:14:10>> We won. So you just said we won. This is
1:14:13This is This is our hood now. This is
1:14:14our hood now. Look, we're going to have
1:14:17A PART TWO THOUGH. WE'RE NOT GOING TO
1:14:19HAVE A PART TWO. NO, this is this is the
1:14:21finale, bro. This is the finale.
1:14:24>> Let's finish this one. Let's keep going.
1:14:26Let's keep
1:14:29>> Come to us. Come to us, bro. We saw you
1:14:3025 times, bro. Come on. Let's Let's make
1:14:32peace agreements. No, no, no. Let's
1:14:34>> He's scared to make peace. He's scared
1:14:35to make peace.
1:14:36>> I'm not scared.
1:14:37>> You're scared cuz we just took over the
1:14:38entire block over the hood over almost
1:14:42100 times and y'all die. Oh my god.
1:14:44>> No, we own the entire city now. We own
1:14:45this entire city, bro. Old block of
1:14:47ours.
1:14:48>> We just slimed every one of you.
1:14:50>> WE JUST SLIMED ONE MORE.
1:14:52>> NO, we didn't.
1:14:53>> We beat for real. We won the game war.
1:14:55>> We won. No, we won. We won the family.
1:14:58The family won. If we If we beat for
1:14:59real, we won the game war.
1:15:01>> You really didn't win anything cuz you
1:15:02guys all died 100 times.
1:15:04>> Yeah, we all died. It's a four It's a
1:15:054v5.
1:15:07>> And that's fair cuz you're the demon.
1:15:09You're the grim reaper, dude.
1:15:10>> Yeah.
1:15:10>> Yeah. But it's good. It's good. But
1:15:12didn't we kill all y'all every time?
1:15:14DIDN'T WE KILL OIL?
1:15:16>> YOU KILLED US ON ACCIDENT. You killed us
1:15:18on accident. You killed us on accident,
1:15:19bro. That didn't count.
1:15:20>> Yo, no, we won. We won the first game.
1:15:23One zip. It's one zip. It's one zip.
1:15:25>> No.
1:15:26>> Yes. One zip.
1:15:27>> No, we won.
1:15:28>> Y'all not going to kick me from my own
1:15:30game.
1:15:31>> It's not your own game, bro. This is our
1:15:32game. We won the game. My own game.
1:15:34>> No, we won the game. This is our game.
1:15:35>> Kick me from our game. We won the game
1:15:37war. This is our game.
1:15:39>> All right. Y'all got it.
1:15:40>> So, hey, if I see you in this hood ever
1:15:42again, I'm killing you, bro. This is
1:15:44This is my game.
1:15:46You better not play this game ever
1:15:47again, bro. No joke. I will blast on
1:15:49your ass.
1:15:50>> Who are you feeling like?
1:15:51>> I'm feeling like the new Grim Reaper of
1:15:52Oblak, bro. I'm taking your place.
1:15:54>> N you're not. No, you're not.
1:15:57>> I am. I'm the new Grim Reaper. I'm the
1:15:59villain. I'm the [ __ ] villain, man.
1:16:01>> So, you saying you saying you saying
1:16:04that?
1:16:05>> I'm saying that I'm the new villain,
1:16:06bro. I'm saying that I'm saying that you
1:16:07need to leave my hooded cuz I'm the new
1:16:09villain, bro.
1:16:10>> Bro, you're not that.
1:16:11>> I'm the villain, bro. I'm the freaking
1:16:13villain of Oblak.
1:16:14>> I'm the villain.
1:16:15>> No, because I slammed you out a thousand
1:16:16times, bro.
1:16:17>> Don't make a stupid sense to me.
1:16:18>> Hey, look. I got plenty of clips of me
1:16:20killing all y'all.
1:16:21>> No, you don't have you don't have a
1:16:22single clip of of me dying cuz I never
1:16:24died. I've been alive this entire time,
1:16:25bro.
1:16:27>> So you didn't So you didn't die when
1:16:28y'all spun.
1:16:30>> I never watch the entire video, bro. I
1:16:32don't die once.
1:16:34>> Yeah, you're quiet now cuz I caught you
1:16:36lying.
1:16:36>> I'm not.
1:16:37>> You are.
1:16:38>> Mom. Mom, we're going to spin the hood.
1:16:41We already spun the hood a thousand
1:16:42times and you guys died every time.
1:16:44>> No, we're spinning the hood this time.
1:16:46>> Well, you guys are dead. So, good luck.
1:16:48>> So, good luck good luck dying again cuz
1:16:50we already won the gang war, buddy.
1:16:52>> Bro, I'm even worse. Look at them. Look
1:16:54at them. Look at them. I'm even more
1:16:55excited.
1:16:56>> Look at them, bro.
1:16:57>> I just snapped all of y'all.
1:16:59>> Yeah, they're so bad, bro.
1:17:00>> All of y'all. Y'all are trash.
1:17:01>> You're never spinning my hood again.
1:17:03What did I say? Get out of my hood, bro.
1:17:04Get out of my hood.
1:17:05>> Never come back here again.
1:17:06>> Hey, I'm even more excited cuz I have
1:17:08banana bread in the microwave. Since the
1:17:10gang war is over, um I'm going to say
1:17:13I'm sorry for ruining the moment all the
1:17:15time.
1:17:16>> It's okay, bro. Even though you ruin the
1:17:18vibe every time, we still support you
1:17:20cuz we won the gang war, so it doesn't
1:17:21even matter anymore.
1:17:22>> It doesn't matter cuz we're just we won.
1:17:24[music]
1:17:24>> I want to apologize for being niche and
1:17:27nobody likes me.
1:17:29>> I apologize for not being
1:17:30>> It's not your fault, bro. I think it was
1:17:33I think going to to the mansions was a
1:17:36wrong choice. I think we should have
1:17:38just stayed loyal to Oblak.
1:17:40>> You're actually right. I actually agree
1:17:42with that. Do you have anything to say?
1:17:43>> No.
1:17:44>> I'm sorry for picking you out as my
1:17:4650-year-old cousin.
1:17:47>> I'm proud of us. Oh crap. They're here
1:17:49again.
1:17:50>> All right. Now I won the game.
1:17:51[laughter]
1:17:51>> We won the game. We won the gang war,
1:17:53bro. We already know.
1:17:54>> Come on.
1:17:56>> Where you guys?
1:17:58Go kill him.
1:17:59>> Say Lil Curtis a [ __ ] Say Lil Curtis a
1:18:01[ __ ] cuz you're a [ __ ]
1:18:02>> Curtis [ __ ]
1:18:02>> I am not saying that.
1:18:04>> Say it. SAY IT. WE slimeed you. SAY IT.
1:18:09I HATE IT.
1:18:10>> CURTIS, say it. Curtis, [laughter] say
1:18:12you're a [ __ ] Say you're a [ __ ]
1:18:14>> It's a trap.
1:18:15>> Dang. This is actually a nice house,
1:18:17bro.
1:18:17>> Bought it.
1:18:18>> There's cup water.
1:18:20>> This cup water.
1:18:20>> This used to be my house.
1:18:21>> Oh, that's how you get the cup water.
1:18:23>> Look, we're going to make a song in
1:18:24here. We're going to make a song in
1:18:25here.
1:18:26>> Yeah, we just killed little Curtis. He's
1:18:28a little [ __ ] Go, go, go, go.
1:18:30>> Yeah. He's a little [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah.
1:18:31Yeah. Curtis, bro, say, say you're a
1:18:32[ __ ] dude. Say you're a [ __ ] Say you
1:18:34got slime.
1:18:36throwing myself a [ __ ]
1:18:37>> Say LD won the gang war and you died.
1:18:39>> I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm a B
1:18:41word.
1:18:41>> But you are a B word. You are a B word.
1:18:43>> Say I'm going say y'all win the game
1:18:46war.
1:18:47>> Say it again. Keep saying it. But we
1:18:49won. WE DON'T WIN ANYMORE.
1:18:52>> Tell me. Say say this. Say say that we
1:18:54won.
1:18:54>> Say that. I'mma be worried.
1:18:56>> Okay. No. Say one thing. I am going to
1:18:58say y'all so called won the game war.
1:19:01>> We did win. Can you say on God? Say, "On
1:19:04God, we won the game war."
1:19:06>> No, I'm not saying that.
1:19:07>> Say on KILLED ONE TIME.
1:19:10>> NO, you didn't. No, you didn't.
1:19:11>> We You can ask my whole gang.
1:19:13>> Okay, gang. Did we win? Oh, they're too
1:19:15scared to talk, actually. Wow.
1:19:17>> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
1:19:18>> See, my game won. My gang won. Y'all did
1:19:22not win. We killed y'all one more time.
1:19:24Every time. Every time. Y
1:19:27>> You didn't You didn't kill us. You
1:19:28didn't kill us once. You didn't kill us
1:19:29once, bro.
1:19:30>> We won the game war.
1:19:31>> You didn't win anything cuz you didn't
1:19:32kill We didn't kill We didn't kill
1:19:33y'all. We didn't kill y'all at Oblock.
1:19:36>> No, that never happened, bro. When did
1:19:37that When did that happen? Oblock. Y'all
1:19:39never spun Oblock.
1:19:40>> We spun Oblock and we killed everyone.
1:19:42>> Well, maybe you didn't. No, you didn't.
1:19:45CHECK THE VIDEO. CHECK US. But we killed
1:19:47John.
1:19:48>> I killed you 100 times.
1:19:48>> I have 23 kills. I have 23. I got 23
1:19:51kills.
1:19:51>> And I got 23,000, buddy.
1:19:53>> I have 80. I have 80. That's not even
1:19:55possible.
1:19:57>> That's how many times I killed you.
1:19:58>> Ethan is calling me. Ethan is calling
1:19:59me.
1:20:00>> Who is Ethan, bro?
1:20:01>> Hi, I'm Ethan. I want your seventh
1:20:02graders. I want your seventh graders.
1:20:05>> Okay,
1:20:06>> bro. Every time I leave, it's is
1:20:08somebody knocked.
1:20:09>> Nobody's knocked. Only your gang is
1:20:11knocked. Only your gang gets knocked,
1:20:13bro. We never get knocked over here.
1:20:14>> [ __ ]
1:20:16I I don't CARE. I STILL CLAP ON Y'ALL. I
1:20:18SWEAR I SP
1:20:23ONE. Our gang won. Our game won, buddy.
1:20:24Our gang won, buddy.
1:20:25>> I don't care. I don't care. This is our
1:20:27city. This is our city, bro.
1:20:29>> Never play this game again. Never play
1:20:30this game again, buddy.
1:20:32>> Big death froze. Big death fro if I see
1:20:35if I see you playing this game again,
1:20:36I'm killing you in real life.
1:20:38>> You're not. You're not killing my
1:20:40cousin.
1:20:41>> I got aim. I got too much aim. YOU KILL
1:20:43MY COUSIN REAL LIFE. I'LL KILL YOU BACK.
1:20:45>> NO, you won't cuz you're too scared,
1:20:47buddy.
1:20:50>> I know. Unlock the safe.
1:20:52>> No, you don't, bro. You don't You don't
1:20:53know the code to the safe, bro. Only I
1:20:55know the code.
1:20:56>> I don't care, bro. Y'all did not kill
1:20:58us. We actually did kill you just now.
1:21:00>> All right. Y'all did not win though.
1:21:01Y'all did not win.
1:21:02>> We did win. We did win.
1:21:04>> If we If we didn't win, how come you're
1:21:05crying right now? You lost.
1:21:07>> I'm not trying.
1:21:09>> You're not trying to cry.
1:21:10>> What? My teammate just killed.
1:21:11>> You're trying to hold back your tears is
1:21:12what you're saying, bro.
1:21:14>> No, I'm not crying.
1:21:15>> I'm crying. You're crying over me. Like
1:21:17I'm crying.
1:21:18>> I'm right.
1:21:20HOW ABOUT CRYING? HOW ABOUT CRYING?
1:21:23>> MY COUSIN IS CRYING CUZ HE lost the gang
1:21:24war.
1:21:25>> No, he's not.
1:21:26>> He is crying. I DON'T HEAR
1:21:30clapping your gang right now. We're
1:21:31clapping your gang right now.
1:21:32>> Clapping us in the cheeks. Hey yo, f.
1:21:35>> Hey yo. Hey.
1:21:37>> All right. Since we won the gang war,
1:21:38who wants to do a rocket ride?
1:21:39>> Me.
1:21:40>> All right. Three, two, one, jump.
1:21:43>> I don't do it. Let me do it. Let me do
1:21:44it.
1:21:44>> Do it again. Do it again. You can do it.
1:21:46Snoop. Ready. Three. Okay. Why is
1:21:48everyone right here? Three, two, one,
1:21:50sweepy jump. Oh, you guys were on it.
1:21:55>> In my way.
1:21:56>> All right. Three, two, one, jump. A, we
1:22:00were close. We were close.
1:22:01>> I didn't react. I didn't react.
1:22:02>> Snoopy. Okay, everyone. Three. You're
1:22:05not even in my You're not even Okay,
1:22:07Snoopy, you do it.
1:22:09>> Three, two, one.
1:22:11Oh, that was close.
1:22:13>> We were on it.
1:22:14>> Okay. Three.
1:22:15>> Go right here.
1:22:16>> Just keep jumping. Keep jumping.
1:22:20>> That was close. That felt that felt.
1:22:23>> Yeah, we were close. I felt it, too. I
1:22:25think yeah, [music]
1:22:27I felt it.
1:22:28>> I felt that one.
1:22:29>> Hold on. Get right here. Where's K?
1:22:33[music]
1:22:48[music]
1:22:49Okay.

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