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Norm Macdonald Tells Andy Dick His Father's Favorite Joke 🤣 — Transcript

by The Comedy Historian · 189 words · 29 segments · language en · Watch on YouTube

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  1. 0:00You want to hear my dad's favorite joke?
  2. 0:01>> Yeah.
  3. 0:01>> He says he was from the farm, you know,
  4. 0:03and he says
  5. 0:05a guy
  6. 0:06a guy comes from the city. City slicker
  7. 0:09comes and he buys a a farm and the
  8. 0:11farmer next door comes over to him says,
  9. 0:13"Hey now, would you like to come over to
  10. 0:15my house tonight? We're going to have a
  11. 0:17a big shindig for you because, you know,
  12. 0:20we're neighborly here." And the city guy
  13. 0:21says, "Well, this is something that's I
  14. 0:23really like, you know, that this is why
  15. 0:25I moved to the farm to have things like
  16. 0:26this, you know." Guy says, "It'll be a
  17. 0:28hell of a big party, you know?" He goes,
  18. 0:30"It'll be, you know, a little a little
  19. 0:33drinking, little fighting, little
  20. 0:34[ __ ] you know?" And the guy city guy
  21. 0:36goes, "Well, that sounds good. What time
  22. 0:37should I be here?" And the and the
  23. 0:39farmer goes, "Anytime you like, just the
  24. 0:41two of us."
  25. 0:42>> [laughter]
  26. 0:44>> So, they would drink,
  27. 0:46then get in a fight,
  28. 0:48>> [laughter]
  29. 0:48>> then [ __ ]

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