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  1. 0:00Oh, you've absolutely me.
  2. 0:01>> Where are you, Mr. Ch? All right,
  3. 0:03monster.
  4. 0:05>> Oh, that came off so hard.
  5. 0:07>> Get the rabbits. This is the best
  6. 0:08footage. Don't Don't scare him. Editor,
  7. 0:10technical difficulty. There's a real
  8. 0:12strong gust of wind. Let's try and hit
  9. 0:14one of the children. OH MY GOD, MY
  10. 0:16DRIVER. My driver is ruined.
  11. 0:23This is actually for the react channel.
  12. 0:25This isn't for our terrorizers vlogs.
  13. 0:27>> Well, we're going to we're going to
  14. 0:28biff. Oh, are you getting it for your
  15. 0:30vlog?
  16. 0:30>> No, we're Well, we're getting bits.
  17. 0:31Yeah, you're getting the whole main
  18. 0:33thing.
  19. 0:33>> What do you mean you? It's our channel.
  20. 0:35>> Well, you know what I mean.
  21. 0:36>> That's verbal admission that it is my
  22. 0:38channel. Verbal admission. This is
  23. 0:40basically for the react channel. We're
  24. 0:42going to vlog the whole nine holes and
  25. 0:44uh we're just going to take turns. So,
  26. 0:46Brian will hit first, I'll hit after,
  27. 0:48and we just keep doing that and until
  28. 0:50one of us kills each other or we just
  29. 0:52finish. Work way there. Your first shot.
  30. 0:54I'm second. You going off in the women's
  31. 0:55tea?
  32. 0:57That's all right. Not judging.
  33. 1:01>> I have no clue where
  34. 1:02>> that's straight up in the air.
  35. 1:03>> You've got no clue where that's gone.
  36. 1:07>> That went over 50 yards and we're off.
  37. 1:09Great status.
  38. 1:10>> No mulligans.
  39. 1:11>> That was teed way too high.
  40. 1:12>> Let's continue. Some of it's going to be
  41. 1:14banter and then some of it's going to be
  42. 1:15hitting the balls and a bit of banter.
  43. 1:17It's going to be kind of like, you know,
  44. 1:18when you play Fortnite in a squad, you
  45. 1:20land, you loot, you walk to the next
  46. 1:22place. That's how OG Fortnite used to be
  47. 1:24anyway before they got in all the zoom
  48. 1:26zoom [ __ ] This is kind of like that
  49. 1:27where you kind of like have action
  50. 1:29downtime action down time. If I'm being
  51. 1:31honest for the viewer,
  52. 1:32>> can you guys just hit the [ __ ] ball
  53. 1:34and stop overinking?
  54. 1:36>> No, I'm just saying this isn't a Ridley
  55. 1:38Scott movie. Let's hit the [ __ ] ball
  56. 1:40and face some.
  57. 1:41>> [ __ ] No, it's for the recck channel.
  58. 1:42It's not going to get dark to like 8:00
  59. 1:43p.m. Just be cloudy. So, I would say for
  60. 1:45people, they'll probably want to see our
  61. 1:47faces and our swing and everything like
  62. 1:48that.
  63. 1:49>> They know what we [ __ ] look like. Hit
  64. 1:51the [ __ ] ball. Hit it up. As I was
  65. 1:53saying, as the owner of the react
  66. 1:55channel and this being a react video, I
  67. 1:57think it's best you come at this angle
  68. 1:59and try and be closer to us and then
  69. 2:01when you hit
  70. 2:02>> Good luck with that shank into the ball
  71. 2:05sack.
  72. 2:05>> No, no. That over there where you were
  73. 2:07standing, right? Take this hybrid.
  74. 2:09>> Look, look, I'll take whatever the [ __ ]
  75. 2:11I want. Don't tell me what to do. All
  76. 2:12right. So, go So, go here and then get
  77. 2:14this angle and and when we hit the ball,
  78. 2:17you can just
  79. 2:18>> Yeah, pan over.
  80. 2:19>> You can pan over. There you go. Yeah.
  81. 2:20Thanks, viewers. You're welcome. Hurry
  82. 2:23the [ __ ] up. There's going to be someone
  83. 2:24behind us anyway.
  84. 2:25>> There's not someone behind us. There's
  85. 2:27literally no one behind us cuz the
  86. 2:28people behind us, we let them go in
  87. 2:30front of us, right?
  88. 2:32>> Whatever. Just pull out a [ __ ] five
  89. 2:34iron.
  90. 2:35>> Did you fart, Clyde?
  91. 2:37>> I did not.
  92. 2:38>> Or was that the Tesla?
  93. 2:39>> How do you feel with a five iron?
  94. 2:40>> I have literally never swung these clubs
  95. 2:42before.
  96. 2:43>> Okay. Well, they're Are they rentals or
  97. 2:44new?
  98. 2:45>> I bought them for this for literally
  99. 2:47this vlog.
  100. 2:48>> P790s. I have P770s. Yeah,
  101. 2:51>> this is the more professional version
  102. 2:52with less of a cavity,
  103. 2:54>> less forgiving, more bladyy.
  104. 2:55>> I don't know what any of that means. You
  105. 2:57sound like a sweat,
  106. 2:59>> but not with that drive.
  107. 3:01>> That's good.
  108. 3:01>> Oh, man. Oh, boy. All right.
  109. 3:06>> A little draw.
  110. 3:07>> Yeah,
  111. 3:07>> a little a little Okay. All right. I'm
  112. 3:09going to have to get that.
  113. 3:10>> It went further than your shot.
  114. 3:11>> It did.
  115. 3:12>> It went further than your shot.
  116. 3:13>> It did because I teed up way too high
  117. 3:14and I hit it 300 ft into the air
  118. 3:17>> and away we go.
  119. 3:18>> I hit that ball so high. It was all
  120. 3:20height.
  121. 3:20>> My thing is I take about four holes to
  122. 3:23loosen up. Then I'll hit it correctly.
  123. 3:25Until then,
  124. 3:26>> if you're listening to me right now,
  125. 3:28just know.
  126. 3:28>> Yeah. Yeah. I can hear him mumbling.
  127. 3:30>> He's a massive sweat at golf. Massive
  128. 3:32sweat. He's going to do like this.
  129. 3:35Unbelievable. Unbelievable. I would
  130. 3:37never do that to him. Hey, how you
  131. 3:38doing? How you doing? I wasn't talking
  132. 3:40about you guys at all.
  133. 3:41>> He's getting too far away. Is Mike even
  134. 3:42disconnected?
  135. 3:43>> Look at him. Look at him. He's just
  136. 3:44sweating, bro. You don't don't run after
  137. 3:46him. [ __ ] him. He can wait for us. He
  138. 3:48can wait for us. Don't you? No. Noite.
  139. 3:50Noite. Don't give in. Don't give in.
  140. 3:51>> This is the Nogler show.
  141. 3:53>> No, no, no, no.
  142. 3:53>> Stay with me. I He's joining the union
  143. 3:56now. He's a part of the Noli union of
  144. 3:58editors where they have rights. That's
  145. 4:00right.
  146. 4:00>> Just rights.
  147. 4:01>> They have rights.
  148. 4:01>> Equal pay.
  149. 4:02>> Pay isn't You get rights.
  150. 4:04>> You get rights.
  151. 4:05>> You get rights.
  152. 4:06>> Clyde, stop asking questions.
  153. 4:08>> Um,
  154. 4:10>> what is he pulling out? A protractor or
  155. 4:12what is going on here?
  156. 4:13>> He's got the rangefinder.
  157. 4:14>> Are you here to play golf or what?
  158. 4:16>> It's 118. No, show us show us how that
  159. 4:19works. Brian, we need to understand this
  160. 4:20piece of technology.
  161. 4:21>> So, you point little box in the middle
  162. 4:23>> right in there.
  163. 4:25>> Can you see it?
  164. 4:25>> Yeah.
  165. 4:26>> You point it at the blue flag and press
  166. 4:28the button and it tells you how far away
  167. 4:29you are. So, you know your yardage so
  168. 4:31you know what club to use.
  169. 4:32>> [ __ ] sweat.
  170. 4:33>> So, this is 118.
  171. 4:35>> Golf was fun until all the sweat started
  172. 4:37playing it.
  173. 4:40>> Just trying to distract him. I don't
  174. 4:42think it worked. That was pretty good.
  175. 4:44Pretty good. I think
  176. 4:45>> you [ __ ] leave the golf to me.
  177. 4:47>> None of this [ __ ]
  178. 4:48>> You leave the vlogging to us.
  179. 4:49>> Exactly.
  180. 4:50>> Yeah. Is this a par four?
  181. 4:52>> It's not a par five.
  182. 4:53>> Excellent. So, if this is on the green,
  183. 4:55I have a chance to putt for a par. Not
  184. 4:57bad. Not bad at all.
  185. 4:58>> Good thing I put it right by the hole.
  186. 5:01>> Good job, me.
  187. 5:02>> You have faith in your putting ability.
  188. 5:04>> I haven't played much in like a year. I
  189. 5:06think I played a year ago and that was
  190. 5:07it. And then before that was like 10
  191. 5:09years ago. So, you you do the math. It's
  192. 5:10not going to be pretty, boys. It's not
  193. 5:12going to be pretty.
  194. 5:12>> It's going to be entertaining. Yes.
  195. 5:14>> Funny. Look at Look at my drive. My
  196. 5:16drive was a disaster.
  197. 5:17>> You just have to get the worst shot out
  198. 5:18of the way first. I think that's what
  199. 5:20you were doing. All right, let's That's
  200. 5:21actually pretty That was a very good
  201. 5:22shot, Brian.
  202. 5:23>> Thank you. Thank you, David.
  203. 5:24>> Very good. Well done.
  204. 5:25>> Thank you.
  205. 5:26>> Honestly, I expected much worse.
  206. 5:28>> Again, thank you.
  207. 5:29>> Yeah.
  208. 5:29>> Now, don't be offended that I'm bringing
  209. 5:31my putter because
  210. 5:32>> Why are you pulling? Look at him. Go
  211. 5:34back to him. He's pulling out. He's part
  212. 5:35putter. He doesn't believe in me. He
  213. 5:36doesn't believe in me. He thinks he's
  214. 5:38going to get another shot this whole me.
  215. 5:40>> Right. So, we're definitely going
  216. 5:42tapping. We're starting right to left
  217. 5:44now. I want you about here. This is your
  218. 5:46line.
  219. 5:46>> Ah, shut up.
  220. 5:47>> All right, let's get that weight.
  221. 5:49>> That is not the line. You're out of your
  222. 5:50damn mind. If you think that's the line,
  223. 5:52you're you're a psychopath.
  224. 5:53>> Okay, fine.
  225. 5:54>> Go get your machine out.
  226. 5:55>> Yeah, go on.
  227. 5:56>> Go on and get your machine out. Unbel
  228. 5:57That's not the line either. That is not
  229. 5:59the You're trolling me, bro. You're
  230. 6:01literally trolling.
  231. 6:06>> Wow. It's almost as if if
  232. 6:07>> that was not your line. Your line was
  233. 6:09like way to the right. That that
  234. 6:11distance from there to there almost was
  235. 6:13about where I was pointing to.
  236. 6:14>> No, bro. Nah, bro. It was only a little
  237. 6:16bit more. It went downhill. I'm going to
  238. 6:18keep my putter out. I'm ready for you to
  239. 6:19miss this.
  240. 6:20>> That is absolutely
  241. 6:21>> I'm ready for you to miss this now.
  242. 6:22Ready to rebound.
  243. 6:23>> Need to
  244. 6:24>> Oh, for [ __ ] sake. You're not allowed
  245. 6:26to touch the ball like that.
  246. 6:27>> I know. We're supposed to put a marker
  247. 6:28down, but we didn't bring it cuz I
  248. 6:30thought you were going to put it in the
  249. 6:30hole.
  250. 6:31>> No, you didn't. You have your putter
  251. 6:32already for pride and dignity.
  252. 6:34>> For bogey to save us a bit.
  253. 6:36>> And a bogey. Pride and dignity. And a
  254. 6:37bogey.
  255. 6:40Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. I knew
  256. 6:42you had it. I knew you had it in you.
  257. 6:43All right. That's not bad. We're on a
  258. 6:45bogey. But to be fair, technically the
  259. 6:46bogey was your fault cuz you because you
  260. 6:48had three shots and high, too. So that
  261. 6:50technically means you contribute.
  262. 6:52>> I'm not going to argue.
  263. 6:53>> Not going to argue.
  264. 6:54>> Now you do. Now you get the pleasure to
  265. 6:56see me drive.
  266. 6:57>> Yes.
  267. 6:57>> That'll be that'll be riveting.
  268. 6:59Gentlemen,
  269. 7:02>> Ryan, you do not need the target finder.
  270. 7:04You do not need the target finder. It
  271. 7:06literally says how many yards that is.
  272. 7:07It's 156.
  273. 7:09>> Yeah. 155. All right. Yeah. Okay. You
  274. 7:11got it.
  275. 7:11>> Unbelievable. This is going to be ugly,
  276. 7:13boys. I'm going tell you right now. I
  277. 7:16like that.
  278. 7:16>> That wasn't a good hit. That was a
  279. 7:17terrible [ __ ] hit.
  280. 7:22>> I can work with that. You have a nice
  281. 7:23little draw.
  282. 7:25>> It's not great. No, it's not great. It's
  283. 7:26up there.
  284. 7:27>> It's up there with the worst.
  285. 7:28>> Better than my drive.
  286. 7:29>> Yes, actually. But that was
  287. 7:31>> glass half full.
  288. 7:32>> Yeah. What was Wildcat in your guys'
  289. 7:34vlog like? I didn't watch it.
  290. 7:35>> What was he like when we golfed?
  291. 7:36>> No. What was the vlog like and what was
  292. 7:38he like? I guess both.
  293. 7:39>> Classic. Classic Tyler IRL. Really nice.
  294. 7:43>> Very considerate. Super sweet. Very
  295. 7:45accommodating. And then when he gets
  296. 7:46behind a keyboard, [ __ ]
  297. 7:48>> Was he competitive in the golf?
  298. 7:49>> No. Really? No. No. I think our
  299. 7:51characteristics are we like just in
  300. 7:53playing golf.
  301. 7:54>> Ah.
  302. 7:54>> If we're getting competitive, that's
  303. 7:56different. But he's No, it was fine. It
  304. 7:57was
  305. 7:58>> just happy playing away.
  306. 7:58>> Yeah. It was really fun. We were
  307. 7:59enjoying it.
  308. 8:00>> Who did better?
  309. 8:01>> Uh, I would say he did.
  310. 8:02>> Okay.
  311. 8:02>> I'd say he did.
  312. 8:03>> Yeah.
  313. 8:03>> We had a great great time. It was close.
  314. 8:05I think I was closer to him than he was
  315. 8:07expecting.
  316. 8:08>> Ah,
  317. 8:08>> considering I've only started 2 and 1/2
  318. 8:11years ago. Oh, you've absolutely [ __ ]
  319. 8:13me.
  320. 8:13>> It's right behind the tree, isn't it?
  321. 8:15>> Oh my god.
  322. 8:16>> I've given him a bit of a trick shot to
  323. 8:18do. This is like some [ __ ] you'd get
  324. 8:20in snooker.
  325. 8:22>> I'm going to play nine iron ball back in
  326. 8:23the stands. Keep it low. And I wanted to
  327. 8:25just
  328. 8:26>> want to do a little Yeah, you don't need
  329. 8:27much power on this, man. Just a little
  330. 8:28bit of a dink. It's just a bit of a
  331. 8:30dinker, man. This is a dinker.
  332. 8:31>> Peter Dinklage.
  333. 8:32>> Beautiful. Beautiful camera work. I must
  334. 8:34review the camera work. Absolutely
  335. 8:36gorgeous. You're doing great, Clyde.
  336. 8:37You're doing great. You're doing great.
  337. 8:39You're doing great. I'm giving him a
  338. 8:41back massage if you're wondering. Here
  339. 8:42we go. Brian Medy. Beautiful chip. Maybe
  340. 8:46a little fast. Definitely a little fast.
  341. 8:49It slowed down very nicely. Ah, that was
  342. 8:52almost a great shot.
  343. 8:54>> Just a pitching wedge, I'd say. And a
  344. 8:55little little
  345. 8:56>> pitching wedge. I'd use a putter.
  346. 8:57>> What? No. I'd pitch wedge it, man.
  347. 8:59>> Pitching wedge, by the way, normally
  348. 9:00goes 120 yards. It's wet. I'd want him
  349. 9:03to use like a 50 58 58 to get as much
  350. 9:07backspin as possible. He's using a
  351. 9:09pitching wedge which has barely any
  352. 9:10backspin. This ball is going to Watch
  353. 9:11this. He's going to he's going to tow it
  354. 9:13and it's going to go flying past the
  355. 9:14hole. Watch. That's it.
  356. 9:18>> Actually,
  357. 9:18>> actually went less power cuz you were
  358. 9:20putting me off.
  359. 9:21>> You're putting me off area right here
  360. 9:24saved your No, it didn't. What do you
  361. 9:26mean?
  362. 9:27>> Did you not hear the thud of when it
  363. 9:28landed?
  364. 9:28>> Yes. But if it didn't have that thud, it
  365. 9:30would have went even further. Exactly.
  366. 9:32>> It would have went even further and it
  367. 9:34could have went Yes, it could have got
  368. 9:35closer to the hole. Further is closer to
  369. 9:37the hole now. Tap it in. Tap it in,
  370. 9:38Brian. Come on. Talk all that [ __ ] now.
  371. 9:40Comment down below. Who do you think is
  372. 9:41doing better? It's actually hard to
  373. 9:43know. I think I think Brian I think
  374. 9:45Brian is doing better so far, but we're
  375. 9:46a team. It's not a competition. But can
  376. 9:48he do it on a wet golf course in Ireland
  377. 9:51on a Monday? Can he pull it off? Here we
  378. 9:54go. He's lining it up. There it is. Nice
  379. 9:57and straight, unlike himself.
  380. 10:01And it's Oh, that's definitely not in
  381. 10:03too hard. Ironic. Come from a fella sand
  382. 10:05and telling another fella not to go too
  383. 10:06hard. It's gone too hard.
  384. 10:08>> That came off like a [ __ ] miss all
  385. 10:10off of that.
  386. 10:11>> Relax. Relax. We could get it in here.
  387. 10:13[ __ ] I don't know what. No, this is a
  388. 10:16bad hole for us, bro.
  389. 10:17>> This is a six.
  390. 10:18>> Yeah.
  391. 10:20>> Is this a six and a par three? One, two,
  392. 10:22>> two,
  393. 10:23>> three,
  394. 10:23>> three, four, four, five,
  395. 10:25>> six. Jeez.
  396. 10:27>> Here's an idea.
  397. 10:28>> Yeah,
  398. 10:28>> let's shut up when we're putting.
  399. 10:30>> But that's not really good content.
  400. 10:32>> Is that good content, guys? I don't
  401. 10:34know. Comment down below. Hole two is
  402. 10:35number six. There it is. 56. All right.
  403. 10:39Here you go. Or I I can maybe I'll mind
  404. 10:41it. It just be easier if I just mind it.
  405. 10:43Yeah, probably.
  406. 10:43>> Yeah. Sorry. I just got my hands full,
  407. 10:45you know.
  408. 10:45>> Yeah. You have an umbrella and a
  409. 10:46recorder.
  410. 10:47>> Got to make sure the camera doesn't
  411. 10:48walk.
  412. 10:48>> To be fair, though, you have an
  413. 10:49umbrella.
  414. 10:49>> Yeah, exactly. You're pretty lucky.
  415. 10:50>> I'm just doing it for the camera. I
  416. 10:51don't care if I
  417. 10:52>> Wait a second. I can put my scorecard in
  418. 10:54here. Can I Can I Can I like squeeze it
  419. 10:56in there? I can bend it there. I can
  420. 10:58bend it like that maybe. Oh, and can I
  421. 11:00put my pencil in here? Oh my gosh. Oh my
  422. 11:04gosh. Can I? No way. No, it doesn't fit.
  423. 11:06I hate when my pencil goes.
  424. 11:07>> Why not like in the tray below the
  425. 11:09>> Oh, what about this? Maybe it clips in
  426. 11:10here.
  427. 11:11>> Oh, look at that.
  428. 11:12>> It's like it was made to go there,
  429. 11:14>> dude. It was a scoreard.
  430. 11:15>> And wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold
  431. 11:17on.
  432. 11:18>> You could put it in there so it doesn't
  433. 11:19get wet.
  434. 11:19>> Boom. Look at that, dude. It was meant
  435. 11:21to be.
  436. 11:22>> Yeah. It's like they want you to put the
  437. 11:24scorecard there and your pin there.
  438. 11:25>> Yes.
  439. 11:26>> Are we playing the greens?
  440. 11:27>> Reds are women. White are professionals.
  441. 11:29We're not those. Green is just men.
  442. 11:31>> Where's the [ __ ]
  443. 11:32>> Sometimes that's the women's. I hate to
  444. 11:34say it, but if you had to pick one, it
  445. 11:35would be the women's. But women aren't
  446. 11:37[ __ ] They're smart and beautiful.
  447. 11:38>> Exactly.
  448. 11:39>> Powerful.
  449. 11:39>> Just not as good at golf
  450. 11:40>> and weren't allowed to golf for a very
  451. 11:42long time.
  452. 11:42>> Well, I hate to break it to you cuz
  453. 11:43we're teen up on the women's.
  454. 11:45>> That's okay. I've seen you behave like a
  455. 11:47[ __ ] plenty of times.
  456. 11:51Let's try and hit one of the children. I
  457. 11:53think that's the way I should shoot it.
  458. 11:54I should try and hit one of the
  459. 11:55children.
  460. 11:56>> Let's get that nice little baby draw.
  461. 12:02>> Always love a driver making contact with
  462. 12:03the ground.
  463. 12:06>> That's a nice one.
  464. 12:07>> All right, we'll go with that.
  465. 12:11>> Oh no. HIT THE GROUND. BOUNCE OFF.
  466. 12:13Totally totally planned.
  467. 12:16>> Hey, straight down the fairway. Top spin
  468. 12:18flop. It worked out. It worked.
  469. 12:21>> All calculated.
  470. 12:22>> It's ugly, but it got
  471. 12:23>> It was very ugly.
  472. 12:24>> It got somewhere.
  473. 12:25>> Very ugly indeed. All right, we move on.
  474. 12:28Oh, I figured out what these are for,
  475. 12:29Clyde. Look, these little holes here.
  476. 12:31Come in here. Get a close in for the
  477. 12:33TE's.
  478. 12:34>> Look at that.
  479. 12:36>> Look at that. [ __ ] China is amazing.
  480. 12:37And you were right. Getting this wet is
  481. 12:39not a good idea. You were right about
  482. 12:40that. However, China has figured that
  483. 12:42out, too.
  484. 12:45>> I mentioned No, no, no, no. That never
  485. 12:47happened.
  486. 12:48>> Dak works for me. You work for Brian.
  487. 12:50>> Yeah, but he's a fellow editor. We have
  488. 12:51a union.
  489. 12:52>> Hell no. You don't got no union, boy.
  490. 12:55Hell no. Do you know what that union
  491. 12:57means? Replace you with an old Indian.
  492. 12:59That's what that means. And trust me,
  493. 13:02I've got a source. This guy
  494. 13:03>> already got two Indians.
  495. 13:04>> I've got We got
  496. 13:05>> Pat and Jim. The two most Indian names
  497. 13:07ever.
  498. 13:07>> Pat.
  499. 13:08>> Pat and Jim.
  500. 13:08>> What the [ __ ] a Pat?
  501. 13:09>> Pat. That's
  502. 13:10>> When we pick up a second one.
  503. 13:11>> No, no, no. He's just for me. He's just
  504. 13:13for me. Pat's for me.
  505. 13:14>> You meant Patel.
  506. 13:15>> Nope. Just Pat. No, it's Pat and Jim.
  507. 13:17Pat and Jim. They're the two Indians. We
  508. 13:19got the H1B visas in process right now.
  509. 13:21Joking. That's a joke. That's a joke.
  510. 13:23>> That's a joke. Trump, if you're
  511. 13:24watching, you might watch this golf
  512. 13:26vlog. You don't know. Probably just
  513. 13:27sitting there watching golf videos all
  514. 13:28day.
  515. 13:29>> Better swing. I could hit it further.
  516. 13:30>> He doesn't sound like me at all. He
  517. 13:32sounds nothing like me.
  518. 13:33>> You sound like Arnold when you do that.
  519. 13:36>> You want to play some golf?
  520. 13:37>> Excuse me, guys. I'm going to use my
  521. 13:39rangefinder.
  522. 13:40>> [ __ ] hell, bro. We do not need the
  523. 13:42rangefinder, bro.
  524. 13:45every [ __ ] time. Rangefinder. [ __ ]
  525. 13:48sake, Brian.
  526. 13:49>> Got it.
  527. 13:49>> I'm going to take a guess.
  528. 13:50>> Yeah.
  529. 13:51>> 102 yards.
  530. 13:52>> 102?
  531. 13:52>> Yeah.
  532. 13:52>> Yeah. 156.
  533. 13:54>> Really?
  534. 13:54>> Yes. That's why
  535. 13:55>> it doesn't look 156 at all.
  536. 13:57>> And that's why we have a rangefinder.
  537. 13:59>> Tell me when they invent a cliff finder.
  538. 14:00I've been looking for that [ __ ] for
  539. 14:02years.
  540. 14:02>> All right. Brian recently, hey, can you
  541. 14:04stop talking while I'm taking my shot?
  542. 14:07>> You're making me laugh. [ __ ] off.
  543. 14:09>> It's like the worst thing when you're
  544. 14:11trying to golf.
  545. 14:14Oh. Oh.
  546. 14:15>> Bounce over it. Right. Right into the
  547. 14:17[ __ ] bunker. Can you [ __ ] shut the
  548. 14:20up? Honestly,
  549. 14:21>> it's a good thing I have a sandwich.
  550. 14:23>> We're in the bunker.
  551. 14:24>> We're in the bunker over there.
  552. 14:25>> That's where we are.
  553. 14:26>> Ryan nailed it.
  554. 14:28>> Yeah.
  555. 14:29>> I'm just going to go quick on this one.
  556. 14:31>> If I had time to figure out that there
  557. 14:32was a bunker here, I would want to hit
  558. 14:33it this way.
  559. 14:34>> All right. We just go in and we hit it.
  560. 14:36>> Hit the sand behind the ball. You can't.
  561. 14:38That's a foul.
  562. 14:39>> That's a foul.
  563. 14:40>> How is that a foul? You're not allowed
  564. 14:41practice in a [ __ ] bunker.
  565. 14:43>> You won't stop me. That's what I
  566. 14:45thought.
  567. 14:46>> And exactly as I expected. Okay,
  568. 14:49>> we should just pretend that never
  569. 14:51happened. We should just pretend that
  570. 14:52never happened.
  571. 14:53>> No, you know,
  572. 14:54>> that should go in.
  573. 14:55>> It's in the exact same spot.
  574. 14:56>> I think it might be a little bit further
  575. 14:58back than what it was.
  576. 14:59>> Might have helped you a bit, actually.
  577. 15:00Go on, Brian.
  578. 15:01>> It was a tactical [ __ ] up.
  579. 15:02>> Go on, Brian. Go on. Show that sandbox.
  580. 15:05Beautiful. Beautiful shot.
  581. 15:07>> Go, go, go.
  582. 15:07>> Oh, wow. That's amazing.
  583. 15:10Oh my gosh. Isn't it a good that I miss
  584. 15:12so Brian could do that
  585. 15:13>> to make me look good. Thanks, man. He's
  586. 15:15just looking out for me. He just wants
  587. 15:16to make my aura grow.
  588. 15:18>> He's We're just aaura farming. Orura
  589. 15:20farming.
  590. 15:20>> 670ing.
  591. 15:22>> God damn. This actually should be a
  592. 15:23chill pot if I don't [ __ ] it up.
  593. 15:27>> Oh. Oh, thank God.
  594. 15:29>> That's it. Yes, we got a par. Our first
  595. 15:32par.
  596. 15:33>> Give us a Tiger Wood S.
  597. 15:35>> What's that?
  598. 15:39There you go.
  599. 15:39>> On to hole number four. Sh.
  600. 15:43>> It's a golf course.
  601. 15:43>> On to hole number four.
  602. 15:45>> Let's be aware of other onto hole number
  603. 15:46four.
  604. 15:47>> Other people. This is how you get in
  605. 15:48trouble at a golf course by
  606. 15:50>> Ah, would you relax?
  607. 15:51>> Being a YouTuber, being loud. And
  608. 15:52>> Would you relax?
  609. 15:53>> No.
  610. 15:54>> Please relax a little bit. Wait, that
  611. 15:55wasn't a par. No, no, it wasn't a power
  612. 15:57cuz it was one
  613. 15:58>> because he eliminated the fact he duted
  614. 16:00the ball in the bunker.
  615. 16:01>> I completely forgot that ever happened.
  616. 16:03I completely forgot. So, it wasn't a
  617. 16:04power bogey. Never mind. I told you
  618. 16:06editor to make a cut there so it looked
  619. 16:08like Brian had two shots in a row. I
  620. 16:09told you and listen to me. Damn it.
  621. 16:14>> Since I'm not allowed to use my
  622. 16:15rangefinder, I'm just going to pray.
  623. 16:16It's
  624. 16:17>> that white flag over there. Just Just I
  625. 16:19would aim for the bridge though.
  626. 16:21>> Yeah, there's a ditch. There's a little
  627. 16:23stream.
  628. 16:23>> Yes. Many a ball I've put in there. I
  629. 16:25would go for the bridge.
  630. 16:26>> Wait for these kids cuz if I pure this I
  631. 16:29am
  632. 16:30>> Yeah. One of that's a lawsuit. Yeah.
  633. 16:32>> I am hitting a child.
  634. 16:33>> Are you hitting the Bonnie anytime soon?
  635. 16:34>> Yeah. Clyde, turn. Look, go all turn the
  636. 16:37camera. I don't know if you can zoom in
  637. 16:38enough.
  638. 16:39>> Are you able to zoom in enough?
  639. 16:40>> As far as I see.
  640. 16:41>> Oh, well, there's a bunch of children
  641. 16:43all the way down there.
  642. 16:47>> Where'd that go?
  643. 16:49>> Gone a little right. I'm watching it.
  644. 16:51>> Okay, that's okay.
  645. 16:52>> Yeah, that's Well done. Over the bridge.
  646. 16:54>> Over the bridge. Over the ditch. Bravo.
  647. 16:56That was a good shot.
  648. 16:57>> Where'd that go?
  649. 17:00>> Now he's so eager. He's like, you know
  650. 17:02what? You know what Brian reminds me of
  651. 17:03right now? It reminds me of Wildcat in
  652. 17:05Fortnite. Just going way ahead.
  653. 17:07>> Chasing every guy.
  654. 17:08>> Just going way ahead. Yeah, way ahead.
  655. 17:10>> That analogy is annoyingly perfect. And
  656. 17:12I get it cuz I'm normally the one at the
  657. 17:14back as Clyde to see normally. Me just
  658. 17:16>> Yeah, I'm like, "What the hell?"
  659. 17:17>> chasing along.
  660. 17:18>> Like it's me and Clyde the whole time.
  661. 17:20>> Yeah, but this is your moment.
  662. 17:21>> It's not my moment.
  663. 17:22>> This is your time. This is your time to
  664. 17:24show people your great natural
  665. 17:26personality.
  666. 17:27>> I'm the one that messed up the You know
  667. 17:29what we should do? We should have the
  668. 17:30editor cut Brian's hit with my hit and
  669. 17:32just like second I hit mine then cut to
  670. 17:35after Brian's hit so it looks like I had
  671. 17:37a great shot. Editor do that even though
  672. 17:39it's a bit bit late but do it anyway cuz
  673. 17:41I told you something.
  674. 17:43>> Beautiful.
  675. 17:44>> Okay, this ain't great.
  676. 17:45>> That is fine. Need to relax, dude.
  677. 17:47>> Oh, what club is this?
  678. 17:48>> It has a number on it. All right.
  679. 17:50>> Can I see the number?
  680. 17:51>> No.
  681. 17:52>> Can you Okay, then. Can you put the ball
  682. 17:54more there? That's better. I want your I
  683. 17:57want your right foot more in line with
  684. 17:58the ball. You're hitting this nice and
  685. 17:59low. Nice and low. Let's keep it
  686. 18:01underneath those branches.
  687. 18:02>> All right, buddy.
  688. 18:03>> You got this.
  689. 18:04>> All right, buddy.
  690. 18:07Perfect.
  691. 18:08>> Yeah, that's
  692. 18:09>> amazing.
  693. 18:10>> Yeah, that's
  694. 18:10>> that's exactly what you told me to do.
  695. 18:12>> Exactly what I wanted.
  696. 18:12>> That's exactly what he wanted, guys. It
  697. 18:14went under what he wanted. That's That
  698. 18:16was the way it went. That's the way it
  699. 18:17goes. That's the way you do.
  700. 18:18>> If we get par in a hole, that's a really
  701. 18:20good achievement.
  702. 18:22>> It's a really solid achievement.
  703. 18:24>> I suggest a pitching wedge of some sort.
  704. 18:26I suggest you just let me pick a few
  705. 18:29nice low stance. You want to get some
  706. 18:30air on it. You want to get some air on
  707. 18:32the ball. Maybe a bit of backspin. Maybe
  708. 18:34maybe go a little over the hole and then
  709. 18:36backspin it. I think Oh, there's there
  710. 18:37comes the target finder. The target find
  711. 18:39the target finder. Let's go.
  712. 18:40>> What's it say?
  713. 18:41>> 63 yards. I want as much backspin as
  714. 18:44possible. So that's a 58°ree. This is
  715. 18:46like a 3/4 swing with a 58.
  716. 18:51>> Go.
  717. 18:52>> Great shot.
  718. 18:52>> Good shot.
  719. 18:53>> Great shot.
  720. 18:54Oh, fantastic stuff. You did exactly
  721. 18:57what I told you. And you did great.
  722. 19:00Great.
  723. 19:00>> I hit behind the ball a little. I could
  724. 19:02have got more.
  725. 19:02>> I think you did fine, Brian. Fine.
  726. 19:05>> More the trick ball.
  727. 19:06>> Yeah, I can do when he's driving the
  728. 19:08ball. Okay.
  729. 19:09>> Yeah.
  730. 19:14>> Insert fart sound effect.
  731. 19:16>> Here we go. We're actually going to go a
  732. 19:18little left. Little tap it in. Wise man
  733. 19:20once said just tap it in. Just tap it
  734. 19:23in. Oh, that's not good. Gonna be upset
  735. 19:26about that.
  736. 19:27>> Dear [ __ ] Christ.
  737. 19:29>> Gonna be happy about that.
  738. 19:31>> You don't spend a lot of time lining it
  739. 19:32up, do you?
  740. 19:33>> No, you don't give a [ __ ] Hence why
  741. 19:35Hence why I'm never driving the ball
  742. 19:37because I'm the one putting it back in
  743. 19:38the hole.
  744. 19:39>> THANOS. THANOS. OH MY GOD. Vanos in the
  745. 19:43thumbnail. What's up, Vanos? Yeah, Vanos
  746. 19:46in the thumbnail. Yeah. What's up?
  747. 19:47That's my boy right there. That's my
  748. 19:49boy. Vanos is right there behind us, by
  749. 19:51the way. topless.
  750. 19:55It did not move. It didn't turn. It
  751. 19:58didn't turn as I was hoping. Yeah, we're
  752. 20:00we're we're we're cooked. The children
  753. 20:02are doing better than those.
  754. 20:03>> Yeah, we're cooked.
  755. 20:04>> I think this is about what people
  756. 20:06expected.
  757. 20:06>> Yeah, I have a feeling we could shoot a
  758. 20:08score that you would say, "Oh, you must
  759. 20:09have played 18 holes." Uh
  760. 20:11>> yeah. Uh
  761. 20:13>> half of that, actually.
  762. 20:14>> No. What makes you think that? Okay, so
  763. 20:16that's um one two six
  764. 20:19>> six. Yeah. Another double bog.
  765. 20:26That's going right. [ __ ] me, Brian. It's
  766. 20:29at those [ __ ] trees. That was dog
  767. 20:31[ __ ]
  768. 20:31>> I I did not see where that went.
  769. 20:33>> It's dog [ __ ]
  770. 20:33>> I think I need an eye test. Honestly,
  771. 20:35golf is kind of dog as a spectator
  772. 20:38sport. Not going to lie. Like some
  773. 20:39sports are just way better to spectate.
  774. 20:42Like UFC, way better.
  775. 20:43>> Yeah. Dog to participate in the UFC.
  776. 20:46>> Yeah. Like I can't do that. You know, I
  777. 20:48much more enjoy watching them fight than
  778. 20:49actually get my head kicked in by it.
  779. 20:50>> That's true. That's true. Where did it
  780. 20:52go, Brian?
  781. 20:53>> Around these trees. Should be in this
  782. 20:55area.
  783. 20:56>> See, that's the driving range. So, might
  784. 20:58be might be a little awkward here to
  785. 21:00find the ball cuz you could end up
  786. 21:01finding a bunch of driving range balls.
  787. 21:03>> Has anyone uh bothered to look?
  788. 21:05>> Uh, what do you think I'm doing, Brian?
  789. 21:07Scratching my balls? Yes, but I'm
  790. 21:08looking for the ball, too.
  791. 21:09>> Like, what are you [ __ ] doing up
  792. 21:10there? I'm not [ __ ] I'm not the Hulk.
  793. 21:12You [ __ ]
  794. 21:13>> A Shrixen.
  795. 21:14>> [ __ ] off. I made it that far. Yeah. This
  796. 21:16is tricken.
  797. 21:17>> Yeah,
  798. 21:17>> this is the ball.
  799. 21:18>> Holy [ __ ]
  800. 21:19>> You got to bring my caddy.
  801. 21:20>> Wait, did he steal a ball and just bring
  802. 21:22it up there?
  803. 21:22>> No, no, no.
  804. 21:23>> That's some hit. I wasn't expecting it
  805. 21:25that far.
  806. 21:26>> Yeah, I don't expect much after my shot.
  807. 21:28Good luck to me, I guess.
  808. 21:29>> I want you to attack those trees.
  809. 21:30>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. I want to see if I can
  810. 21:32uh just get it over the tree.
  811. 21:33>> Yeah, just get it up.
  812. 21:35>> That's nice. I like that.
  813. 21:37>> Hurt my back. Can't swing like I used
  814. 21:39to. Oh, I can't swing like I used to.
  815. 21:42No, no, no.
  816. 21:44Oh, that's a beauty. No, that's absolute
  817. 21:47beauty. No, no, no, no. You're good.
  818. 21:48You're good. You're good. That ain't
  819. 21:49getting up there. That's a great shot.
  820. 21:51>> Watch shot, bro. That is really good
  821. 21:54shot.
  822. 21:55>> Yes.
  823. 21:55>> He's got a lovely draw. He has a lovely
  824. 21:58natural baby draw on him.
  825. 21:59>> Thank you.
  826. 22:00>> Did he call me baby?
  827. 22:01>> What?
  828. 22:02>> Nothing.
  829. 22:02>> What? Me being nice?
  830. 22:03>> That and the other thing you said, you
  831. 22:05call me baby.
  832. 22:06>> Baby draw
  833. 22:07>> means a little bit of a draw.
  834. 22:09>> I thought our friendship was going to
  835. 22:10the next level.
  836. 22:11>> I'm not trying to have sex with you.
  837. 22:13See, it's a baby drop.
  838. 22:14>> They got windmills now. They installed
  839. 22:16windmills.
  840. 22:17>> They're killing the birds and they're so
  841. 22:19loud and noisy.
  842. 22:20>> Oh my gosh,
  843. 22:21>> they're disgusting. Look at them.
  844. 22:22They're ugly.
  845. 22:23>> Where's the ball?
  846. 22:24>> Here. You need You do need an eye check.
  847. 22:27It's right there.
  848. 22:28>> Yeah.
  849. 22:31>> Go a bit right. No bunker. The wind
  850. 22:35caught it and straight short. I should
  851. 22:37have done the nine.
  852. 22:38>> I think I do need my eyes checked.
  853. 22:40>> No, there's a lot of wind. That ball
  854. 22:41went up near it. Got caught in the wind.
  855. 22:43Did not go. Wow.
  856. 22:46>> Boker shot to make.
  857. 22:48>> It was a great hit. It just went
  858. 22:49>> It was a good hit. Yeah.
  859. 22:50>> It just didn't go the direction I wanted
  860. 22:53it to go.
  861. 22:53>> I got this. Redemption time. Redemption.
  862. 22:56>> Can I try and give you an idea how to
  863. 22:57hit it?
  864. 22:58>> Absolutely not.
  865. 23:00>> All right. What would I know?
  866. 23:02>> Nothing at all. The editor saw my last
  867. 23:05bunker shot. It was amazing. It was
  868. 23:06brilliant. It was beautiful. The footage
  869. 23:08glitched out though. It glitched out a
  870. 23:11little bit. So, my my pants went gray
  871. 23:13for a second, but I got it.
  872. 23:15>> That's a Trump impression, by the way.
  873. 23:16>> I got it. Brian, you don't need to bring
  874. 23:18your sandwich. It's fine. I got this.
  875. 23:20>> I'm predicting he hits the ball from one
  876. 23:22bunker into the other bunker on the
  877. 23:24other side of the green. All right,
  878. 23:25let's go. Let's get those feet nice and
  879. 23:26wide.
  880. 23:28>> Nice and wide.
  881. 23:28>> Nice and wide, Brian. You got it, boss.
  882. 23:30You got it.
  883. 23:31>> Open that club face and hit the sand
  884. 23:33behind the ball. Not the ball.
  885. 23:34>> Hit the sand behind the ball.
  886. 23:42Technical difficulty. Technical
  887. 23:43difficulty.
  888. 23:43>> No. Leave it. Leave it. Do not touch it.
  889. 23:46>> Why? It's my shot.
  890. 23:48>> No, that was that was your shot.
  891. 23:50>> Not at all. No. No. No. Where were we
  892. 23:52doing? Editor. Technical difficulty. It
  893. 23:54was a real strong gust of wind out of
  894. 23:56nowhere. Came out of nowhere. The wind.
  895. 23:58It came from over there. Probably China.
  896. 24:00That was probably China. China did that.
  897. 24:02China.
  898. 24:04>> Hey. Hey. Now
  899. 24:05>> that's okay.
  900. 24:06>> That's all right. We'll do with Hey, if
  901. 24:08we live with that.
  902. 24:08>> Yeah, it's going up the hill and then
  903. 24:10back down. It's going to be a big left
  904. 24:11to right. And watch this putt.
  905. 24:14>> I'm watching Brian. Beautiful putt.
  906. 24:18It was good though. It was good. It was
  907. 24:20good. A little more to the right. You
  908. 24:22would have got it. Uh, is this for
  909. 24:24totally par?
  910. 24:25>> No. Totally. This hasn't This has an
  911. 24:28asterisk behind it because you
  912. 24:30>> cuz your little ego couldn't be
  913. 24:31>> No, it was China.
  914. 24:33>> There we go.
  915. 24:34>> I would have loved if you missed that,
  916. 24:35actually. Oh, we got our par. We got Go
  917. 24:38get him. Let's go, Tigers.
  918. 24:40>> Yeah, let's get a thumbnail. Let's go,
  919. 24:41though. Okay, Ryan, come back for the
  920. 24:44thumbnail, boy. Come back. There we go.
  921. 24:49There's the thumbnail. I think we have
  922. 24:50something there. Let's go. This you you
  923. 24:52get to enjoy this one, Brian. Actually,
  924. 24:54this is a par three, and it's super
  925. 24:55short.
  926. 24:56>> Like me.
  927. 24:56>> Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.
  928. 25:00All right. Here's an update on the
  929. 25:01scorecard, folks. Actually, we should
  930. 25:03show this. Here's an update on the
  931. 25:04scorecard. We're going to fill it in and
  932. 25:06put a five under that six. We're
  933. 25:08actually picking up speed and I think
  934. 25:10we're picking up quality. I think the
  935. 25:11golfing is getting better as we go
  936. 25:12along. I think Brian was right when he
  937. 25:14was like takes a few holes to kind of
  938. 25:15warm up. I think he's getting he's
  939. 25:16pretty solid.
  940. 25:17>> I'm aiming for this bunker.
  941. 25:20>> Oh [ __ ] That we just lost the ball.
  942. 25:22>> That ball's gone.
  943. 25:23>> That's gone in the edge.
  944. 25:24>> Yeah. No finding that. My turn.
  945. 25:27>> My turn.
  946. 25:28>> No, no, no, no, no. That's a penalty.
  947. 25:29You got your bunker shot.
  948. 25:30>> Oh yeah. Asterx. That's true. That's
  949. 25:33true.
  950. 25:34>> Okay. Mulligan. No draw.
  951. 25:35>> Here we go. Redo.
  952. 25:38That is Brock. Say or Marcel. Brought it
  953. 25:40back. Or is that This one looks good, I
  954. 25:43think.
  955. 25:44>> Perfect. Great. First shot.
  956. 25:48We're on for a birdie.
  957. 25:49>> Editor.
  958. 25:50>> We're on for a birdie.
  959. 25:53>> Editor, please
  960. 25:56don't show them the truth. It's
  961. 25:57>> all going in.
  962. 25:58>> Look at that [ __ ] look. Littering
  963. 26:00children. This was children.
  964. 26:02>> Guarantee it's a whisper. No, a dairy
  965. 26:04milk. Look at that. Was this you, lads?
  966. 26:07Was this you? I think we deserve a
  967. 26:09little bit of a break after this, Brian.
  968. 26:10Maybe we'll if we can find somewhere to
  969. 26:12sit down and enjoy our club orange and
  970. 26:14Twixes together.
  971. 26:15>> I've earned myself a treat after seeing
  972. 26:18it. I handled a chocolate bar wrapper,
  973. 26:19and I thought to myself, yum, yum.
  974. 26:22>> I think I have done a good deed.
  975. 26:24>> Look at that. That's Ireland. You know
  976. 26:26what? A bit of rain, not a bother. These
  977. 26:28young cows, they're just growing before
  978. 26:30they turn into a hamburger. Delicious.
  979. 26:33Will you change ball?
  980. 26:34>> Yeah. You remember I lost the [ __ ]
  981. 26:36ball.
  982. 26:36>> Oh yeah.
  983. 26:39>> Go walk.
  984. 26:40>> Got to roll a bit more. Yikes. That's
  985. 26:43okay. He can put that in. Maybe
  986. 26:44>> it's all right.
  987. 26:45>> Not enough power.
  988. 26:47>> Too hard.
  989. 26:49>> Instantly, man.
  990. 26:52>> Oh boy.
  991. 26:53>> Oh, that came off so hard. Oh my god,
  992. 26:55that came off the club. So why are you
  993. 26:57so Why are you up my business?
  994. 26:58>> Oh, that came so hard.
  995. 27:00>> Editor, again, you could totally cut
  996. 27:01that. You totally cut that. Make it
  997. 27:03sound like he's saying he came hard.
  998. 27:05>> Yeah, keep whispering. Come on. Put in
  999. 27:06the hole.
  1000. 27:07>> I like these dual mics. I'm not going to
  1001. 27:08lie. It's kind of funny. All right.
  1002. 27:10>> At least I have the decency to say to
  1003. 27:12his face. Editor, cut out all the parts
  1004. 27:14where I talk [ __ ] behind his back.
  1005. 27:17Oh lord. Okay. All right. Okay. This is
  1006. 27:24This is not good. This is
  1007. 27:26>> a totally legit double bogey.
  1008. 27:28>> This is not good.
  1009. 27:29>> That's a double bogey, right?
  1010. 27:30>> That's a disaster. That is That's what
  1011. 27:32that is.
  1012. 27:32>> Did he put his putter in his shirt? It
  1013. 27:34looked like he did. It looked like the
  1014. 27:36putter was in your shirt.
  1015. 27:37>> That's what I did.
  1016. 27:38>> Oh,
  1017. 27:38>> you chewed that and you can just walk.
  1018. 27:40That means I'm ashamed.
  1019. 27:42>> I don't feel any shame.
  1020. 27:44>> Oo, Twix, by the way.
  1021. 27:45>> I think it's time for the Twix. I'm
  1022. 27:47looking for you. I'm going to find you.
  1023. 27:49I'm going to find you. Where are you?
  1024. 27:51You're hiding, but you can't hide from
  1025. 27:52me if you're on. Where are you, Mr.
  1026. 27:54Chocolate? Oh, I got you. Twix break,
  1027. 27:56guys. # not an ad upside down.
  1028. 27:58>> Who the [ __ ] cares? Editor, flip it.
  1029. 28:00Editor, editor.
  1030. 28:01>> Oh, for the chat.
  1031. 28:02>> Let the chat have a bite.
  1032. 28:05>> Cut it. Cut it there. So, it looked like
  1033. 28:07they took a bite. Brian, the twix is
  1034. 28:09really good because
  1035. 28:10>> it's a good vintage deer.
  1036. 28:12>> They put it in the fridge. So, it's got
  1037. 28:13that little extra crisp to it.
  1038. 28:15>> Oh, yeah.
  1039. 28:16>> You should totally eat your Twix, right?
  1040. 28:17>> No, I need to [ __ ]
  1041. 28:18>> You actually need a poo right now.
  1042. 28:19>> It needs to drop a Twix.
  1043. 28:21>> I need to drop a Twix.
  1044. 28:24You smell what I was cooking earlier.
  1045. 28:26Hey, no Twix.
  1046. 28:31Just out of Twix, no practice swing.
  1047. 28:33Here we go.
  1048. 28:44What was that? What was that? That was a
  1049. 28:47great shot. I think it was the best shot
  1050. 28:48of the day. Really? I [ __ ] bust that
  1051. 28:50thing. I bust it.
  1052. 28:52>> I have to poop. I have to poop. I have
  1053. 28:55to poop.
  1054. 28:55>> Brian, there's like no toilets. I have
  1055. 28:59this [ __ ] We might have a problem
  1056. 29:01>> up there. Up there maybe if you run in
  1057. 29:04there. I don't know if they'll talk.
  1058. 29:05>> Shout out to Ross in Mcgherks in
  1059. 29:08Limmerick. Thank you for the that golf
  1060. 29:10ball.
  1061. 29:11>> That was my best shot of the day, you
  1062. 29:12bastards.
  1063. 29:13>> A dare manner for the Rider Cup. If you
  1064. 29:15guys go check out Mcgherks in Limmerick
  1065. 29:17and then shout out to Ross.
  1066. 29:19>> We're shouting out some good man
  1067. 29:20>> [ __ ] [ __ ]
  1068. 29:22>> Yeah. Who gave me that ball?
  1069. 29:24>> Give me another one.
  1070. 29:24>> Here you go.
  1071. 29:26That works so well.
  1072. 29:27>> I smashed the [ __ ] out of that thing.
  1073. 29:30>> That was a beautiful
  1074. 29:33and beautiful. Look at the line. That's
  1075. 29:34a perfect draw line.
  1076. 29:36>> Absolutely [ __ ] on that thing. Look at
  1077. 29:39MY OH MY GOSH. My driver. My driver is
  1078. 29:43ruined.
  1079. 29:46>> I'm going to [ __ ]
  1080. 29:47>> Did he tell you this would happen?
  1081. 29:49>> I'm going to poo.
  1082. 29:50>> Did he tell Did you tell me this would
  1083. 29:52happen?
  1084. 29:53>> Dude, is this paint? I sold that really
  1085. 29:56well.
  1086. 29:56>> What is it? Is it pink? What is it?
  1087. 29:58>> It's just talc.
  1088. 29:59>> Okay.
  1089. 30:01>> A that is not good, boys.
  1090. 30:04>> That sounded like a hedge. Brian
  1091. 30:06mulligan. Mulligan. Mulligan.
  1092. 30:12>> We should give it.
  1093. 30:14>> He's flustered. Get
  1094. 30:17I really need to shave. Shout out to the
  1095. 30:20beginner company who totally sent me
  1096. 30:22these balls. Don't say that. People
  1097. 30:25People are going to believe it.
  1098. 30:26>> No, we
  1099. 30:27>> be the last [ __ ] people sponsored by
  1100. 30:28Guinness. This is the last time you see
  1101. 30:30this ball. I'm going to smash it right.
  1102. 30:32All right. Thanks for the ball, Brian.
  1103. 30:34>> No problem. Thanks for the footage.
  1104. 30:35>> No problem, Brian.
  1105. 30:38All right. Give me another ball, please,
  1106. 30:40Brian.
  1107. 30:42Give me another ball, Brian.
  1108. 30:43>> I don't even know where that went.
  1109. 30:44>> You give me another ball, Brian.
  1110. 30:46Appreciate it. Thanks, Brian.
  1111. 30:47>> Okay. I'm not going to give him a
  1112. 30:48Guinness ball.
  1113. 30:49>> Thank you, Brian. Appreciate it.
  1114. 30:50>> Here. Here you go. You can't lose this
  1115. 30:52one. H. Okay. All right.
  1116. 30:54>> All right. First shot here.
  1117. 30:55>> First shot of the day. The ball looks a
  1118. 30:57little different.
  1119. 31:00Just kill me. Just kill me now.
  1120. 31:02>> Okay. We got
  1121. 31:03>> just
  1122. 31:04>> We got some work to do.
  1123. 31:05>> Just murder me. You could hide my body
  1124. 31:07in so many locations here.
  1125. 31:08>> Do you know what's really funny about
  1126. 31:09this whole thing? That first one that he
  1127. 31:11hit the ball. That would have been an
  1128. 31:13incredible shot.
  1129. 31:13>> That would have been the best. Every
  1130. 31:15other shot after that [ __ ] sucked.
  1131. 31:17>> I was like in my head, I was like,
  1132. 31:19"Please hit it pure. Please hit it
  1133. 31:20pure." Oh, he hit a pure.
  1134. 31:24>> My fat ass is getting tired.
  1135. 31:26>> So 120.
  1136. 31:26>> Go in between those trees there. The
  1137. 31:28ones I told you.
  1138. 31:28>> I think I'm just going to hybrid this
  1139. 31:30up.
  1140. 31:30>> Yeah, I wouldn't do a driver on this.
  1141. 31:32I'd do a
  1142. 31:33>> hybrid. Five hybrid. It's a five.
  1143. 31:35>> Okay. All right. Go ahead. You're the
  1144. 31:37boss.
  1145. 31:37>> I'll I'll gently I just need
  1146. 31:39>> It's 330 yards this one. Or this one.
  1147. 31:41>> Yeah. You've hit it 100 yards.
  1148. 31:43>> Really? Wow. Good job. Me. My money is
  1149. 31:46on this ball getting lost and him
  1150. 31:48smashing at 250 yards over the hole.
  1151. 31:53>> Well, that was not the tree I was
  1152. 31:55talking about. But
  1153. 31:55>> well, you just said the big and the
  1154. 31:57small tree.
  1155. 31:58>> Yeah, but the one the ones next to each
  1156. 32:00other on the right.
  1157. 32:02>> Where?
  1158. 32:03>> In between.
  1159. 32:04>> I literally said this like a PUBG call
  1160. 32:05out. You just said those two trees. You
  1161. 32:07see the small one and the big one?
  1162. 32:08>> Yeah, but the small
  1163. 32:09>> We're in Ireland. There's trees
  1164. 32:10everywhere.
  1165. 32:11>> The small one there, the small one
  1166. 32:12there, and the tall one there. So,
  1167. 32:14>> so now
  1168. 32:15>> see the small one and then the tall one.
  1169. 32:17You I literally I just put it exactly
  1170. 32:20where
  1171. 32:20>> I don't think so.
  1172. 32:22>> Oh my god. Can I get that umbrella from
  1173. 32:24you?
  1174. 32:25>> Oh yes, no problem. If you say that I'm
  1175. 32:27right and Brian's wrong, you may have
  1176. 32:28the umbrella.
  1177. 32:29>> May I have the umbrella, Clyde?
  1178. 32:30>> Who's paying me?
  1179. 32:31>> Who has the umbrella?
  1180. 32:34>> Oo, check out the umbrella, Clyde.
  1181. 32:36>> It was a great call out by you.
  1182. 32:37>> Thank you. Thank you, Clyde. Enjoy the
  1183. 32:38umbrella. Actually, you know what? I was
  1184. 32:40completely wrong.
  1185. 32:42I know you were wrong.
  1186. 32:44>> All right. Wait, that's it right there.
  1187. 32:45It's a brilliant shot. My goodness. Now,
  1188. 32:47that might be the best shot of the day
  1189. 32:49right there. Wow, this was a great shot.
  1190. 32:51Get it. Come on. Let's get a better
  1191. 32:53Let's get some appreciation Clyde for.
  1192. 32:54Let's get an appreciation shot of this.
  1193. 32:57Look. And then you got Show the ball and
  1194. 32:58show the flag at the same time.
  1195. 33:00Absolutely unbelievable. Great stuff.
  1196. 33:02>> Thank God gave me great directions
  1197. 33:04there.
  1198. 33:04>> You listened perfectly.
  1199. 33:06>> Now, just get it right by the hole about
  1200. 33:0930 yards.
  1201. 33:11That looks good. That looks great. I can
  1202. 33:14work with that.
  1203. 33:16>> Great shot. Great shot. Great shot.
  1204. 33:18>> I never line it up as Brian knows. I
  1205. 33:20just look at it and I swing. This is on
  1206. 33:22for a par. A genuine par, not with an
  1207. 33:25asterx. That would be awesome.
  1208. 33:30>> You got to have a [ __ ] penis.
  1209. 33:33>> You got to have a [ __ ] penis, Brian.
  1210. 33:35I really need your [ __ ] I'm not going
  1211. 33:37to lie.
  1212. 33:37>> You really are [ __ ] Not going to lie, I
  1213. 33:40can just feel that turtle head just
  1214. 33:42poking out. It's
  1215. 33:43>> the wor You can technically [ __ ] over
  1216. 33:45there.
  1217. 33:46>> I don't want to.
  1218. 33:46>> But I Do you think that's a no wipe
  1219. 33:48wonder?
  1220. 33:48>> No. No.
  1221. 33:50>> You think it's a bad one?
  1222. 33:51>> No.
  1223. 33:52>> It's a Are you hoping it's going to be
  1224. 33:53>> evidence? Evidence.
  1225. 33:54>> Are you going to think it's like a
  1226. 33:56Chinese Olympic diver?
  1227. 33:58>> What's that mean?
  1228. 33:59>> Just go plop. Just happily. No splash,
  1229. 34:01no nothing. Clean exit.
  1230. 34:02>> I didn't know they were really good at
  1231. 34:04diving.
  1232. 34:04>> Yeah, the Russians and the Chinese. Oh,
  1233. 34:06>> I never knew that. All right, so we got
  1234. 34:07a five. That was actually one of our
  1235. 34:09best holes considering I completely
  1236. 34:11messed up at the start and you
  1237. 34:12completely messed up.
  1238. 34:13>> Messed up at the end. Yeah,
  1239. 34:14>> we both did good. I think my mess up was
  1240. 34:16worse than yours. We continue along.
  1241. 34:20Rabbit. Rabbit. Rabbit. Rabbit. Oh, it's
  1242. 34:23gone. Did you get the rabbit? Rabbit.
  1243. 34:25Rabbit. Oh, there's loads of rabbits.
  1244. 34:27It's a whole Look at tons of them. A
  1245. 34:29bunch of Roger rabbits. There's one,
  1246. 34:30two, three, four, five, six rabbits. Go
  1247. 34:34over there and look at some rabbits,
  1248. 34:35Clyde. Wait, no. Are those rabbit?
  1249. 34:36They're all rabbits. There's a [ __ ]
  1250. 34:38lot of rabbit. Clyde. Clyde, there's
  1251. 34:40more rabbits over there. Clyde, look.
  1252. 34:42Look, look over there.
  1253. 34:44>> See the [ __ ] rabbits?
  1254. 34:45>> Go. Get over there quick. Go get Give me
  1255. 34:48the little umbrella. You need to run.
  1256. 34:49Go. Go. Clyde, get the rabbits. This is
  1257. 34:51the best footage. Don't Don't scare
  1258. 34:53them. Sneak up on them, Clyde. Mr.
  1259. 34:54Clyde, come on. We about to commentate
  1260. 34:56on rabbits. Brian, stop playing [ __ ]
  1261. 34:57golf. Look at that one in the bush. I've
  1262. 35:00never seen so many rabbits. Look at
  1263. 35:01Brian then. Look at this guy. Couldn't
  1264. 35:03even come over and enjoy the rabbits. He
  1265. 35:05couldn't give a [ __ ] about the rabbits.
  1266. 35:07>> Pair of [ __ ] retards.
  1267. 35:08>> Stop and smell the daisies, you [ __ ]
  1268. 35:11Grinch.
  1269. 35:13>> Holy [ __ ] that's high. What the [ __ ] am
  1270. 35:16I doing?
  1271. 35:17>> I don't know. Where'd it go?
  1272. 35:18>> See those trees on the left?
  1273. 35:19>> Yeah.
  1274. 35:20>> Through the middle of those trees.
  1275. 35:21There's like first four trees through
  1276. 35:23the middle of them. Just wide there.
  1277. 35:25>> Got it.
  1278. 35:25>> That was a dog [ __ ] [ __ ] hit. I want
  1279. 35:27to hit another one just for myself.
  1280. 35:32>> That's what I should have done. Do you
  1281. 35:33want to just take that ball? Nope.
  1282. 35:36>> We must play it.
  1283. 35:37>> Really good. That was really good.
  1284. 35:39>> You know, honesty is a very important
  1285. 35:41virtue.
  1286. 35:41>> Oh yeah, it's what we practice here
  1287. 35:44react channel.
  1288. 35:45>> Integrity.
  1289. 35:46>> Integrity. Honesty and transparency.
  1290. 35:48>> Yes,
  1291. 35:48>> we are distinguished gentlemen. You see,
  1292. 35:50we play golf, you see.
  1293. 35:51>> Sure, we might have said a schlur here
  1294. 35:53and there, but it was 10 years ago.
  1295. 35:54We're reformed.
  1296. 35:55>> Yeah, totally. 10 years ago was the last
  1297. 35:57time
  1298. 36:00>> we could take my other one.
  1299. 36:01>> Yeah, that would be probably the right
  1300. 36:03decision. And let's just assume we knew
  1301. 36:04the first one was lost, even though we
  1302. 36:06didn't. This one's chill, actually. This
  1303. 36:07one's pretty chill. I can do a pitching
  1304. 36:09wedge here. Easy peasy. Our first
  1305. 36:10legitimate par coming up.
  1306. 36:14That's a range ball. This is a range
  1307. 36:16ball. It says range. Where's your
  1308. 36:18[ __ ] ball, Brian?
  1309. 36:19>> It's up there, I think. Let me run up
  1310. 36:21here and confirm.
  1311. 36:22>> Zoom in. Zoom in on it. That's a range
  1312. 36:26ball.
  1313. 36:26>> Actually, here.
  1314. 36:27>> Ah, wow. Well done.
  1315. 36:29>> The second I saw the shade of
  1316. 36:31>> Get some slow-mo of him jogging. editor.
  1317. 36:33Turn that into Baywatch.
  1318. 36:36Irish Watch, where sexy golfers run
  1319. 36:38fields. The new hot show coming to the
  1320. 36:41granny's in Ireland. There we go. Where
  1321. 36:43we men their mid30s, slightly
  1322. 36:45overweight, running in a field. Hottest
  1323. 36:47thing yet on RTE.
  1324. 36:52>> And she is gone.
  1325. 36:55>> And she is gone.
  1326. 36:58>> Sometimes you just don't know.
  1327. 36:59>> You might you might have actually been
  1328. 37:00better off to use the putter. That's
  1329. 37:02right. Sorry about that. Brian, there
  1330. 37:03goes our power. Although, it was gone
  1331. 37:04long ago.
  1332. 37:05>> Not the best,
  1333. 37:06>> you know. It's not the worst. I would
  1334. 37:08definitely go short at the hole, though.
  1335. 37:10This is going downhill like crazy.
  1336. 37:11>> All right, here we go.
  1337. 37:17Oh, that could have been so good if I
  1338. 37:19had a little more. Just a
  1339. 37:20>> Don't worry, Brian. I won't ruin this.
  1340. 37:24>> You got to have a penis. You got to have
  1341. 37:25a penis.
  1342. 37:27>> I thought it would go more downhill.
  1343. 37:28>> Yeah.
  1344. 37:29>> Never mind. Never mind. I don't have a
  1345. 37:31penis.
  1346. 37:32>> It's wet. It's going to be sticky.
  1347. 37:33>> Sorry, Brian. I'll put another double
  1348. 37:36bogey in the car.
  1349. 37:36>> We got to have a penis. We got to do it.
  1350. 37:41>> Do you guys hear that?
  1351. 37:43>> Yeah. Tornado.
  1352. 37:44>> Okay, we should probably finish up here
  1353. 37:45then.
  1354. 37:46>> Didn't that happen last time you were
  1355. 37:47with Wildcat?
  1356. 37:48>> Yeah.
  1357. 37:48>> How do you know Ireland can get
  1358. 37:49tornadoes?
  1359. 37:50>> Could be lightning.
  1360. 37:51>> I've never heard that before.
  1361. 37:52>> Should be a gentle little bit from left
  1362. 37:54to right.
  1363. 37:55>> Brian, I believe in you. I already put
  1364. 37:56my putter away. I believe in you.
  1365. 37:59See, I told you. See, I already put my
  1366. 38:01puddle right. No doubt. Never doubt it.
  1367. 38:03I'm ready to drive. We're going to get
  1368. 38:05our first legitimate par. Here we go.
  1369. 38:07Maybe that's not a siren. Maybe that's
  1370. 38:09just like a lot of cows moving at the
  1371. 38:11same time.
  1372. 38:12>> I don't know. That's not like a siren.
  1373. 38:14>> No, it could be a lot of cows in unison.
  1374. 38:17That's what it could be. It could be a
  1375. 38:18cow a cow choir. Could be a cow choir.
  1376. 38:20You don't even know. Those are a real
  1377. 38:21thing in Ireland. Cow choirs.
  1378. 38:23>> Really?
  1379. 38:23>> Yeah. You just haven't heard one? That
  1380. 38:25was one right there. Woo. That's a
  1381. 38:28legitimate bogey. A legitimate bogey.
  1382. 38:31>> How we looking
  1383. 38:32>> there? We have uh we have we've got one
  1384. 38:35fake par. One fake par so far. So, we're
  1385. 38:38trying to go for a legitimate par.
  1386. 38:42>> Here, give me your driver.
  1387. 38:43>> Why? Oh, you're going to clean it.
  1388. 38:45That's nice of you. Little late, though.
  1389. 38:49>> What are you doing? Did you spit on it?
  1390. 38:50I heard spitting.
  1391. 38:52>> There you go. Perfect.
  1392. 38:53>> Did you hawk twaha on that thing?
  1393. 38:54>> I [ __ ] hawk to it on that thing. Hawk
  1394. 38:56to it on that thing.
  1395. 38:57>> Give a little bit of juice. You know
  1396. 38:58what I mean?
  1397. 38:59>> Did you see she opened up an Only fans?
  1398. 39:01>> Shocker.
  1399. 39:02>> Yeah.
  1400. 39:02>> [ __ ] shocker. People are going to
  1401. 39:04like this one. It was a great thumbnail.
  1402. 39:06>> Yeah. Oh, yeah.
  1403. 39:07>> Spread your legs a little more.
  1404. 39:08>> Okay. Sure. Whatever you say, buddy.
  1405. 39:11>> That's nice.
  1406. 39:12>> That's That's not nice. That was not
  1407. 39:13nice. That was bad.
  1408. 39:16>> That's nice.
  1409. 39:16>> That was good. That was
  1410. 39:17>> Oh, I like that.
  1411. 39:18>> That was a good one.
  1412. 39:21>> No, it's gone. Oh, it's gone. It's Don't
  1413. 39:23even look. Don't even look at it.
  1414. 39:26That's a great nine iron.
  1415. 39:30>> I'm getting a red, dude. I'm [ __ ]
  1416. 39:31over this [ __ ] I've got I haven't had a
  1417. 39:33good drive in this whole damn day. So
  1418. 39:35[ __ ] over it.
  1419. 39:36>> Hawk to it and shank on that thing.
  1420. 39:38>> Nice.
  1421. 39:40>> Thank you. I I really need a [ __ ]
  1422. 39:43>> This is such a disaster. Oh my gosh. If
  1423. 39:45my dad sees this video, he's going to be
  1424. 39:47really embarrassed. Brian got a redo
  1425. 39:49last. Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't
  1426. 39:51you?
  1427. 39:51>> Yeah.
  1428. 39:51>> I think you did. I broke the tea. about
  1429. 39:53the team and my ego. I can't get it in.
  1430. 39:56It's too [ __ ] hard.
  1431. 40:01>> Can we get an animation made for this?
  1432. 40:04>> Look at this [ __ ] Look at that. I'm
  1433. 40:07not the only one that's having this
  1434. 40:09problem.
  1435. 40:11>> Oh, that's nice. That's straight down
  1436. 40:13the middle.
  1437. 40:14>> That's a great I love how you're like,
  1438. 40:15"Oh, [ __ ] That's an absolute peach."
  1439. 40:18>> Great.
  1440. 40:18>> Great drive. Lovely draw, baby.
  1441. 40:21>> Thanks, babe. That was good. Good shot.
  1442. 40:23>> All right, we're going to get our first
  1443. 40:25legitimate par. Here it comes. First
  1444. 40:27legitimate par.
  1445. 40:27>> I love how he hit it so good. And he's
  1446. 40:29like, "A [ __ ] A [ __ ] Someone left aing
  1447. 40:33banana on the ground. What a waste."
  1448. 40:36>> Probably those children again. I still
  1449. 40:38can't see the ball.
  1450. 40:39>> Yeah, it's it's down there.
  1451. 40:40>> I still can't see it. Oh, I think I
  1452. 40:42think I see it now, but I can't tell. My
  1453. 40:44eyesight sucks. But it looks like you
  1454. 40:46could do a pitching wedge and get it on
  1455. 40:47the green.
  1456. 40:48>> You have pitching wedges every meon
  1457. 40:50wedge
  1458. 40:50>> every [ __ ] time. Off the driver.
  1459. 40:52That's a pitching wedge. Pitching wedge.
  1460. 40:55Oh, that you pitching wedge that. He's
  1461. 40:56on the green. I might use a pitching
  1462. 40:58wedge on this one.
  1463. 40:59>> Everything's a [ __ ] pitching wedge.
  1464. 41:01>> I love me a good old pitching wedge.
  1465. 41:03>> He just likes saying pitching wedge.
  1466. 41:05>> It's so It's fun to say pitching wedge.
  1467. 41:07Ah, that was actually a crazy good
  1468. 41:08drive. What the hell, Editor? Good job.
  1469. 41:13>> Damn, we're still walking. Oh my gosh.
  1470. 41:15>> You absolutely smashed this thing.
  1471. 41:17>> Oh my days. How How many yards is this
  1472. 41:19hole? This hole is 381 y.
  1473. 41:23>> Yeah, bro. I think you nearly
  1474. 41:25>> So, how [ __ ] far was that hit?
  1475. 41:27>> You could range find the hole, right?
  1476. 41:29>> Yeah.
  1477. 41:30>> From here and then check back.
  1478. 41:31>> Range find the hole and then we use
  1479. 41:32subtraction.
  1480. 41:33>> Now you got the range finder.
  1481. 41:35>> Get the target finder.
  1482. 41:36>> We need the target finder. It's time.
  1483. 41:38The range finder. [ __ ] him.
  1484. 41:42>> What's the length of the hole?
  1485. 41:43>> Okay. So,
  1486. 41:43>> from the greens.
  1487. 41:44>> From the white.
  1488. 41:45>> No, we're not from the white. Where? We
  1489. 41:47didn't go white. We did green, didn't
  1490. 41:48we?
  1491. 41:49>> Yeah. So, how can you tell?
  1492. 41:50>> I don't know how to tell. Red. Are we
  1493. 41:52red? Maybe we bought off of red.
  1494. 41:53>> Let's say
  1495. 41:54>> Oh, red is the same distance, but it's
  1496. 41:56just a par five instead of a par four.
  1497. 41:58>> So, let's see.
  1498. 41:58>> So, we're not red. It's still 381.
  1499. 42:00>> So, you hit it 280 y.
  1500. 42:02>> How do you know? Did you do the target
  1501. 42:04finder?
  1502. 42:04>> 100 m mark right there. Ball's right
  1503. 42:06here.
  1504. 42:07>> Oh, look at that. Is it meter or
  1505. 42:09>> 100 yards? So, this is 90 yard.
  1506. 42:11>> 280 yard drive. That's not bad, bro.
  1507. 42:13>> I think 290.
  1508. 42:14>> I think so.
  1509. 42:15>> I think you're 290.
  1510. 42:15>> I think that might be the best drive
  1511. 42:17I've ever had in my whole life. I'm not
  1512. 42:19even trolling.
  1513. 42:19>> That is an incredible drive. 290 hours.
  1514. 42:21That's not bad. Bash. We might get our
  1515. 42:23first legitimate P. So, what do you got
  1516. 42:25there, Brian? What club is that?
  1517. 42:26>> This is an uh 58° high spin. Goes about
  1518. 42:3088 yds.
  1519. 42:30>> Just say a pitching wedge.
  1520. 42:32>> No, it cuz it's not a pitching wedge.
  1521. 42:33Pitching wedge goes 125 to 130 yards.
  1522. 42:36>> Oh, I totally knew that.
  1523. 42:39>> Oh, beautiful. Gorgeous.
  1524. 42:42>> Sit. Sit.
  1525. 42:43>> Absolutely gorgeous.
  1526. 42:44>> [ __ ] it's too long.
  1527. 42:45>> No, we can work with I can put that. I
  1528. 42:47can put that. No bother. 30 yard putt,
  1529. 42:48boys. We finished those all day.
  1530. 42:50>> [ __ ]
  1531. 42:51>> It's like breakfast.
  1532. 42:52>> I could have done that one better for
  1533. 42:53you.
  1534. 42:53>> That was still very good, though. I'll
  1535. 42:55tell you what, lads. We kept the best
  1536. 42:56till last, haven't we?
  1537. 42:57>> It's a long putt, man.
  1538. 42:58>> We've kept the best till last.
  1539. 43:00>> Yeah, this is good. I enjoyed this.
  1540. 43:02>> Yeah,
  1541. 43:02>> this is much nicer.
  1542. 43:03>> Maybe we'll do another nine holes. CL.
  1543. 43:06No, no, no. I'm good. I'm good. I'd like
  1544. 43:08to go home.
  1545. 43:09>> I need to [ __ ]
  1546. 43:10>> But the clubhouse is right there. You
  1547. 43:11could poo and you could do another nine.
  1548. 43:12Jeez, this is a wicked, wicked po.
  1549. 43:15>> I hit it way too long.
  1550. 43:16>> This will be fun. We're going to reverse
  1551. 43:17engineer this one, lad. Going to walk
  1552. 43:19backwards. So, we're going to go down
  1553. 43:20there that angle and we're going to
  1554. 43:22allow We're going to Wait. No, that's
  1555. 43:23not good.
  1556. 43:23>> Yes. I want you to aim here to roll down
  1557. 43:26here.
  1558. 43:26>> No, I don't think so. Brake. I got this.
  1559. 43:28Leave this to me, Mr. Henry. We're going
  1560. 43:31to work together to get this totally
  1561. 43:34legitimate power.
  1562. 43:36>> Try it at me.
  1563. 43:40>> Oh, it's going to roll. It'll roll.
  1564. 43:41That'll roll. That'll roll. It'll keep
  1565. 43:43rolling.
  1566. 43:46Oh, I do think it should have been more
  1567. 43:48right.
  1568. 43:48>> I think you're right.
  1569. 43:49>> Yeah,
  1570. 43:50>> that didn't turn as much as I was.
  1571. 43:52>> Nope.
  1572. 43:53>> Hoping.
  1573. 43:53>> I would have done a good bit more right.
  1574. 43:55>> Okay.
  1575. 43:56>> But I listened to Brian for once, so
  1576. 43:57that's that's
  1577. 43:59>> your mistake.
  1578. 44:00>> I thought that was going to move much
  1579. 44:01more.
  1580. 44:02>> You know what? I got an angle. Give me
  1581. 44:03an angle. I'm going to be the cameraman
  1582. 44:04for this. Check this out, Brian. Look at
  1583. 44:06this. The last putt. Boom. Look at that.
  1584. 44:09We haven't had this camera angle yet.
  1585. 44:11Look at that. Look at this camera angle.
  1586. 44:13Now we're talking.
  1587. 44:22>> Brian, you're about You should get up.
  1588. 44:24You should You're about to p
  1589. 44:24>> I really need to [ __ ]
  1590. 44:25>> Yeah, you're about to poo in that
  1591. 44:27position. You're going to poo. All
  1592. 44:28right, here we go for our first
  1593. 44:30legitimate bogey.
  1594. 44:35For our first legitimate double bogey.
  1595. 44:38Go on, bro.
  1596. 44:40Yeah, we did it. We did it. We did it.
  1597. 44:45We did it.
  1598. 44:56Good communic.
  1599. 44:58Beautiful comedic timing. Does that get
  1600. 45:00picked up on the camera?
  1601. 45:01>> Yeah, it should. Yeah.
  1602. 45:03>> It's getting picked up by the wind, bro.
  1603. 45:05Oh my god. Oh my gosh. Get away. Look. I
  1604. 45:09could smell it. Oh, Clyde, that was
  1605. 45:11brutal, bro. That was the salmon coming
  1606. 45:13out right there.
  1607. 45:14>> Salmon for sure.
  1608. 45:16>> Hit the end of the video. Like,
  1609. 45:17subscribe, and all the good stuff. Dead.

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