Nogla & Terroriser Golf IRL! — Transcript
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- 0:00Oh, you've absolutely me.
- 0:01>> Where are you, Mr. Ch? All right,
- 0:03monster.
- 0:05>> Oh, that came off so hard.
- 0:07>> Get the rabbits. This is the best
- 0:08footage. Don't Don't scare him. Editor,
- 0:10technical difficulty. There's a real
- 0:12strong gust of wind. Let's try and hit
- 0:14one of the children. OH MY GOD, MY
- 0:16DRIVER. My driver is ruined.
- 0:23This is actually for the react channel.
- 0:25This isn't for our terrorizers vlogs.
- 0:27>> Well, we're going to we're going to
- 0:28biff. Oh, are you getting it for your
- 0:30vlog?
- 0:30>> No, we're Well, we're getting bits.
- 0:31Yeah, you're getting the whole main
- 0:33thing.
- 0:33>> What do you mean you? It's our channel.
- 0:35>> Well, you know what I mean.
- 0:36>> That's verbal admission that it is my
- 0:38channel. Verbal admission. This is
- 0:40basically for the react channel. We're
- 0:42going to vlog the whole nine holes and
- 0:44uh we're just going to take turns. So,
- 0:46Brian will hit first, I'll hit after,
- 0:48and we just keep doing that and until
- 0:50one of us kills each other or we just
- 0:52finish. Work way there. Your first shot.
- 0:54I'm second. You going off in the women's
- 0:55tea?
- 0:57That's all right. Not judging.
- 1:01>> I have no clue where
- 1:02>> that's straight up in the air.
- 1:03>> You've got no clue where that's gone.
- 1:07>> That went over 50 yards and we're off.
- 1:09Great status.
- 1:10>> No mulligans.
- 1:11>> That was teed way too high.
- 1:12>> Let's continue. Some of it's going to be
- 1:14banter and then some of it's going to be
- 1:15hitting the balls and a bit of banter.
- 1:17It's going to be kind of like, you know,
- 1:18when you play Fortnite in a squad, you
- 1:20land, you loot, you walk to the next
- 1:22place. That's how OG Fortnite used to be
- 1:24anyway before they got in all the zoom
- 1:26zoom [ __ ] This is kind of like that
- 1:27where you kind of like have action
- 1:29downtime action down time. If I'm being
- 1:31honest for the viewer,
- 1:32>> can you guys just hit the [ __ ] ball
- 1:34and stop overinking?
- 1:36>> No, I'm just saying this isn't a Ridley
- 1:38Scott movie. Let's hit the [ __ ] ball
- 1:40and face some.
- 1:41>> [ __ ] No, it's for the recck channel.
- 1:42It's not going to get dark to like 8:00
- 1:43p.m. Just be cloudy. So, I would say for
- 1:45people, they'll probably want to see our
- 1:47faces and our swing and everything like
- 1:48that.
- 1:49>> They know what we [ __ ] look like. Hit
- 1:51the [ __ ] ball. Hit it up. As I was
- 1:53saying, as the owner of the react
- 1:55channel and this being a react video, I
- 1:57think it's best you come at this angle
- 1:59and try and be closer to us and then
- 2:01when you hit
- 2:02>> Good luck with that shank into the ball
- 2:05sack.
- 2:05>> No, no. That over there where you were
- 2:07standing, right? Take this hybrid.
- 2:09>> Look, look, I'll take whatever the [ __ ]
- 2:11I want. Don't tell me what to do. All
- 2:12right. So, go So, go here and then get
- 2:14this angle and and when we hit the ball,
- 2:17you can just
- 2:18>> Yeah, pan over.
- 2:19>> You can pan over. There you go. Yeah.
- 2:20Thanks, viewers. You're welcome. Hurry
- 2:23the [ __ ] up. There's going to be someone
- 2:24behind us anyway.
- 2:25>> There's not someone behind us. There's
- 2:27literally no one behind us cuz the
- 2:28people behind us, we let them go in
- 2:30front of us, right?
- 2:32>> Whatever. Just pull out a [ __ ] five
- 2:34iron.
- 2:35>> Did you fart, Clyde?
- 2:37>> I did not.
- 2:38>> Or was that the Tesla?
- 2:39>> How do you feel with a five iron?
- 2:40>> I have literally never swung these clubs
- 2:42before.
- 2:43>> Okay. Well, they're Are they rentals or
- 2:44new?
- 2:45>> I bought them for this for literally
- 2:47this vlog.
- 2:48>> P790s. I have P770s. Yeah,
- 2:51>> this is the more professional version
- 2:52with less of a cavity,
- 2:54>> less forgiving, more bladyy.
- 2:55>> I don't know what any of that means. You
- 2:57sound like a sweat,
- 2:59>> but not with that drive.
- 3:01>> That's good.
- 3:01>> Oh, man. Oh, boy. All right.
- 3:06>> A little draw.
- 3:07>> Yeah,
- 3:07>> a little a little Okay. All right. I'm
- 3:09going to have to get that.
- 3:10>> It went further than your shot.
- 3:11>> It did.
- 3:12>> It went further than your shot.
- 3:13>> It did because I teed up way too high
- 3:14and I hit it 300 ft into the air
- 3:17>> and away we go.
- 3:18>> I hit that ball so high. It was all
- 3:20height.
- 3:20>> My thing is I take about four holes to
- 3:23loosen up. Then I'll hit it correctly.
- 3:25Until then,
- 3:26>> if you're listening to me right now,
- 3:28just know.
- 3:28>> Yeah. Yeah. I can hear him mumbling.
- 3:30>> He's a massive sweat at golf. Massive
- 3:32sweat. He's going to do like this.
- 3:35Unbelievable. Unbelievable. I would
- 3:37never do that to him. Hey, how you
- 3:38doing? How you doing? I wasn't talking
- 3:40about you guys at all.
- 3:41>> He's getting too far away. Is Mike even
- 3:42disconnected?
- 3:43>> Look at him. Look at him. He's just
- 3:44sweating, bro. You don't don't run after
- 3:46him. [ __ ] him. He can wait for us. He
- 3:48can wait for us. Don't you? No. Noite.
- 3:50Noite. Don't give in. Don't give in.
- 3:51>> This is the Nogler show.
- 3:53>> No, no, no, no.
- 3:53>> Stay with me. I He's joining the union
- 3:56now. He's a part of the Noli union of
- 3:58editors where they have rights. That's
- 4:00right.
- 4:00>> Just rights.
- 4:01>> They have rights.
- 4:01>> Equal pay.
- 4:02>> Pay isn't You get rights.
- 4:04>> You get rights.
- 4:05>> You get rights.
- 4:06>> Clyde, stop asking questions.
- 4:08>> Um,
- 4:10>> what is he pulling out? A protractor or
- 4:12what is going on here?
- 4:13>> He's got the rangefinder.
- 4:14>> Are you here to play golf or what?
- 4:16>> It's 118. No, show us show us how that
- 4:19works. Brian, we need to understand this
- 4:20piece of technology.
- 4:21>> So, you point little box in the middle
- 4:23>> right in there.
- 4:25>> Can you see it?
- 4:25>> Yeah.
- 4:26>> You point it at the blue flag and press
- 4:28the button and it tells you how far away
- 4:29you are. So, you know your yardage so
- 4:31you know what club to use.
- 4:32>> [ __ ] sweat.
- 4:33>> So, this is 118.
- 4:35>> Golf was fun until all the sweat started
- 4:37playing it.
- 4:40>> Just trying to distract him. I don't
- 4:42think it worked. That was pretty good.
- 4:44Pretty good. I think
- 4:45>> you [ __ ] leave the golf to me.
- 4:47>> None of this [ __ ]
- 4:48>> You leave the vlogging to us.
- 4:49>> Exactly.
- 4:50>> Yeah. Is this a par four?
- 4:52>> It's not a par five.
- 4:53>> Excellent. So, if this is on the green,
- 4:55I have a chance to putt for a par. Not
- 4:57bad. Not bad at all.
- 4:58>> Good thing I put it right by the hole.
- 5:01>> Good job, me.
- 5:02>> You have faith in your putting ability.
- 5:04>> I haven't played much in like a year. I
- 5:06think I played a year ago and that was
- 5:07it. And then before that was like 10
- 5:09years ago. So, you you do the math. It's
- 5:10not going to be pretty, boys. It's not
- 5:12going to be pretty.
- 5:12>> It's going to be entertaining. Yes.
- 5:14>> Funny. Look at Look at my drive. My
- 5:16drive was a disaster.
- 5:17>> You just have to get the worst shot out
- 5:18of the way first. I think that's what
- 5:20you were doing. All right, let's That's
- 5:21actually pretty That was a very good
- 5:22shot, Brian.
- 5:23>> Thank you. Thank you, David.
- 5:24>> Very good. Well done.
- 5:25>> Thank you.
- 5:26>> Honestly, I expected much worse.
- 5:28>> Again, thank you.
- 5:29>> Yeah.
- 5:29>> Now, don't be offended that I'm bringing
- 5:31my putter because
- 5:32>> Why are you pulling? Look at him. Go
- 5:34back to him. He's pulling out. He's part
- 5:35putter. He doesn't believe in me. He
- 5:36doesn't believe in me. He thinks he's
- 5:38going to get another shot this whole me.
- 5:40>> Right. So, we're definitely going
- 5:42tapping. We're starting right to left
- 5:44now. I want you about here. This is your
- 5:46line.
- 5:46>> Ah, shut up.
- 5:47>> All right, let's get that weight.
- 5:49>> That is not the line. You're out of your
- 5:50damn mind. If you think that's the line,
- 5:52you're you're a psychopath.
- 5:53>> Okay, fine.
- 5:54>> Go get your machine out.
- 5:55>> Yeah, go on.
- 5:56>> Go on and get your machine out. Unbel
- 5:57That's not the line either. That is not
- 5:59the You're trolling me, bro. You're
- 6:01literally trolling.
- 6:06>> Wow. It's almost as if if
- 6:07>> that was not your line. Your line was
- 6:09like way to the right. That that
- 6:11distance from there to there almost was
- 6:13about where I was pointing to.
- 6:14>> No, bro. Nah, bro. It was only a little
- 6:16bit more. It went downhill. I'm going to
- 6:18keep my putter out. I'm ready for you to
- 6:19miss this.
- 6:20>> That is absolutely
- 6:21>> I'm ready for you to miss this now.
- 6:22Ready to rebound.
- 6:23>> Need to
- 6:24>> Oh, for [ __ ] sake. You're not allowed
- 6:26to touch the ball like that.
- 6:27>> I know. We're supposed to put a marker
- 6:28down, but we didn't bring it cuz I
- 6:30thought you were going to put it in the
- 6:30hole.
- 6:31>> No, you didn't. You have your putter
- 6:32already for pride and dignity.
- 6:34>> For bogey to save us a bit.
- 6:36>> And a bogey. Pride and dignity. And a
- 6:37bogey.
- 6:40Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. I knew
- 6:42you had it. I knew you had it in you.
- 6:43All right. That's not bad. We're on a
- 6:45bogey. But to be fair, technically the
- 6:46bogey was your fault cuz you because you
- 6:48had three shots and high, too. So that
- 6:50technically means you contribute.
- 6:52>> I'm not going to argue.
- 6:53>> Not going to argue.
- 6:54>> Now you do. Now you get the pleasure to
- 6:56see me drive.
- 6:57>> Yes.
- 6:57>> That'll be that'll be riveting.
- 6:59Gentlemen,
- 7:02>> Ryan, you do not need the target finder.
- 7:04You do not need the target finder. It
- 7:06literally says how many yards that is.
- 7:07It's 156.
- 7:09>> Yeah. 155. All right. Yeah. Okay. You
- 7:11got it.
- 7:11>> Unbelievable. This is going to be ugly,
- 7:13boys. I'm going tell you right now. I
- 7:16like that.
- 7:16>> That wasn't a good hit. That was a
- 7:17terrible [ __ ] hit.
- 7:22>> I can work with that. You have a nice
- 7:23little draw.
- 7:25>> It's not great. No, it's not great. It's
- 7:26up there.
- 7:27>> It's up there with the worst.
- 7:28>> Better than my drive.
- 7:29>> Yes, actually. But that was
- 7:31>> glass half full.
- 7:32>> Yeah. What was Wildcat in your guys'
- 7:34vlog like? I didn't watch it.
- 7:35>> What was he like when we golfed?
- 7:36>> No. What was the vlog like and what was
- 7:38he like? I guess both.
- 7:39>> Classic. Classic Tyler IRL. Really nice.
- 7:43>> Very considerate. Super sweet. Very
- 7:45accommodating. And then when he gets
- 7:46behind a keyboard, [ __ ]
- 7:48>> Was he competitive in the golf?
- 7:49>> No. Really? No. No. I think our
- 7:51characteristics are we like just in
- 7:53playing golf.
- 7:54>> Ah.
- 7:54>> If we're getting competitive, that's
- 7:56different. But he's No, it was fine. It
- 7:57was
- 7:58>> just happy playing away.
- 7:58>> Yeah. It was really fun. We were
- 7:59enjoying it.
- 8:00>> Who did better?
- 8:01>> Uh, I would say he did.
- 8:02>> Okay.
- 8:02>> I'd say he did.
- 8:03>> Yeah.
- 8:03>> We had a great great time. It was close.
- 8:05I think I was closer to him than he was
- 8:07expecting.
- 8:08>> Ah,
- 8:08>> considering I've only started 2 and 1/2
- 8:11years ago. Oh, you've absolutely [ __ ]
- 8:13me.
- 8:13>> It's right behind the tree, isn't it?
- 8:15>> Oh my god.
- 8:16>> I've given him a bit of a trick shot to
- 8:18do. This is like some [ __ ] you'd get
- 8:20in snooker.
- 8:22>> I'm going to play nine iron ball back in
- 8:23the stands. Keep it low. And I wanted to
- 8:25just
- 8:26>> want to do a little Yeah, you don't need
- 8:27much power on this, man. Just a little
- 8:28bit of a dink. It's just a bit of a
- 8:30dinker, man. This is a dinker.
- 8:31>> Peter Dinklage.
- 8:32>> Beautiful. Beautiful camera work. I must
- 8:34review the camera work. Absolutely
- 8:36gorgeous. You're doing great, Clyde.
- 8:37You're doing great. You're doing great.
- 8:39You're doing great. I'm giving him a
- 8:41back massage if you're wondering. Here
- 8:42we go. Brian Medy. Beautiful chip. Maybe
- 8:46a little fast. Definitely a little fast.
- 8:49It slowed down very nicely. Ah, that was
- 8:52almost a great shot.
- 8:54>> Just a pitching wedge, I'd say. And a
- 8:55little little
- 8:56>> pitching wedge. I'd use a putter.
- 8:57>> What? No. I'd pitch wedge it, man.
- 8:59>> Pitching wedge, by the way, normally
- 9:00goes 120 yards. It's wet. I'd want him
- 9:03to use like a 50 58 58 to get as much
- 9:07backspin as possible. He's using a
- 9:09pitching wedge which has barely any
- 9:10backspin. This ball is going to Watch
- 9:11this. He's going to he's going to tow it
- 9:13and it's going to go flying past the
- 9:14hole. Watch. That's it.
- 9:18>> Actually,
- 9:18>> actually went less power cuz you were
- 9:20putting me off.
- 9:21>> You're putting me off area right here
- 9:24saved your No, it didn't. What do you
- 9:26mean?
- 9:27>> Did you not hear the thud of when it
- 9:28landed?
- 9:28>> Yes. But if it didn't have that thud, it
- 9:30would have went even further. Exactly.
- 9:32>> It would have went even further and it
- 9:34could have went Yes, it could have got
- 9:35closer to the hole. Further is closer to
- 9:37the hole now. Tap it in. Tap it in,
- 9:38Brian. Come on. Talk all that [ __ ] now.
- 9:40Comment down below. Who do you think is
- 9:41doing better? It's actually hard to
- 9:43know. I think I think Brian I think
- 9:45Brian is doing better so far, but we're
- 9:46a team. It's not a competition. But can
- 9:48he do it on a wet golf course in Ireland
- 9:51on a Monday? Can he pull it off? Here we
- 9:54go. He's lining it up. There it is. Nice
- 9:57and straight, unlike himself.
- 10:01And it's Oh, that's definitely not in
- 10:03too hard. Ironic. Come from a fella sand
- 10:05and telling another fella not to go too
- 10:06hard. It's gone too hard.
- 10:08>> That came off like a [ __ ] miss all
- 10:10off of that.
- 10:11>> Relax. Relax. We could get it in here.
- 10:13[ __ ] I don't know what. No, this is a
- 10:16bad hole for us, bro.
- 10:17>> This is a six.
- 10:18>> Yeah.
- 10:20>> Is this a six and a par three? One, two,
- 10:22>> two,
- 10:23>> three,
- 10:23>> three, four, four, five,
- 10:25>> six. Jeez.
- 10:27>> Here's an idea.
- 10:28>> Yeah,
- 10:28>> let's shut up when we're putting.
- 10:30>> But that's not really good content.
- 10:32>> Is that good content, guys? I don't
- 10:34know. Comment down below. Hole two is
- 10:35number six. There it is. 56. All right.
- 10:39Here you go. Or I I can maybe I'll mind
- 10:41it. It just be easier if I just mind it.
- 10:43Yeah, probably.
- 10:43>> Yeah. Sorry. I just got my hands full,
- 10:45you know.
- 10:45>> Yeah. You have an umbrella and a
- 10:46recorder.
- 10:47>> Got to make sure the camera doesn't
- 10:48walk.
- 10:48>> To be fair, though, you have an
- 10:49umbrella.
- 10:49>> Yeah, exactly. You're pretty lucky.
- 10:50>> I'm just doing it for the camera. I
- 10:51don't care if I
- 10:52>> Wait a second. I can put my scorecard in
- 10:54here. Can I Can I Can I like squeeze it
- 10:56in there? I can bend it there. I can
- 10:58bend it like that maybe. Oh, and can I
- 11:00put my pencil in here? Oh my gosh. Oh my
- 11:04gosh. Can I? No way. No, it doesn't fit.
- 11:06I hate when my pencil goes.
- 11:07>> Why not like in the tray below the
- 11:09>> Oh, what about this? Maybe it clips in
- 11:10here.
- 11:11>> Oh, look at that.
- 11:12>> It's like it was made to go there,
- 11:14>> dude. It was a scoreard.
- 11:15>> And wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold
- 11:17on.
- 11:18>> You could put it in there so it doesn't
- 11:19get wet.
- 11:19>> Boom. Look at that, dude. It was meant
- 11:21to be.
- 11:22>> Yeah. It's like they want you to put the
- 11:24scorecard there and your pin there.
- 11:25>> Yes.
- 11:26>> Are we playing the greens?
- 11:27>> Reds are women. White are professionals.
- 11:29We're not those. Green is just men.
- 11:31>> Where's the [ __ ]
- 11:32>> Sometimes that's the women's. I hate to
- 11:34say it, but if you had to pick one, it
- 11:35would be the women's. But women aren't
- 11:37[ __ ] They're smart and beautiful.
- 11:38>> Exactly.
- 11:39>> Powerful.
- 11:39>> Just not as good at golf
- 11:40>> and weren't allowed to golf for a very
- 11:42long time.
- 11:42>> Well, I hate to break it to you cuz
- 11:43we're teen up on the women's.
- 11:45>> That's okay. I've seen you behave like a
- 11:47[ __ ] plenty of times.
- 11:51Let's try and hit one of the children. I
- 11:53think that's the way I should shoot it.
- 11:54I should try and hit one of the
- 11:55children.
- 11:56>> Let's get that nice little baby draw.
- 12:02>> Always love a driver making contact with
- 12:03the ground.
- 12:06>> That's a nice one.
- 12:07>> All right, we'll go with that.
- 12:11>> Oh no. HIT THE GROUND. BOUNCE OFF.
- 12:13Totally totally planned.
- 12:16>> Hey, straight down the fairway. Top spin
- 12:18flop. It worked out. It worked.
- 12:21>> All calculated.
- 12:22>> It's ugly, but it got
- 12:23>> It was very ugly.
- 12:24>> It got somewhere.
- 12:25>> Very ugly indeed. All right, we move on.
- 12:28Oh, I figured out what these are for,
- 12:29Clyde. Look, these little holes here.
- 12:31Come in here. Get a close in for the
- 12:33TE's.
- 12:34>> Look at that.
- 12:36>> Look at that. [ __ ] China is amazing.
- 12:37And you were right. Getting this wet is
- 12:39not a good idea. You were right about
- 12:40that. However, China has figured that
- 12:42out, too.
- 12:45>> I mentioned No, no, no, no. That never
- 12:47happened.
- 12:48>> Dak works for me. You work for Brian.
- 12:50>> Yeah, but he's a fellow editor. We have
- 12:51a union.
- 12:52>> Hell no. You don't got no union, boy.
- 12:55Hell no. Do you know what that union
- 12:57means? Replace you with an old Indian.
- 12:59That's what that means. And trust me,
- 13:02I've got a source. This guy
- 13:03>> already got two Indians.
- 13:04>> I've got We got
- 13:05>> Pat and Jim. The two most Indian names
- 13:07ever.
- 13:07>> Pat.
- 13:08>> Pat and Jim.
- 13:08>> What the [ __ ] a Pat?
- 13:09>> Pat. That's
- 13:10>> When we pick up a second one.
- 13:11>> No, no, no. He's just for me. He's just
- 13:13for me. Pat's for me.
- 13:14>> You meant Patel.
- 13:15>> Nope. Just Pat. No, it's Pat and Jim.
- 13:17Pat and Jim. They're the two Indians. We
- 13:19got the H1B visas in process right now.
- 13:21Joking. That's a joke. That's a joke.
- 13:23>> That's a joke. Trump, if you're
- 13:24watching, you might watch this golf
- 13:26vlog. You don't know. Probably just
- 13:27sitting there watching golf videos all
- 13:28day.
- 13:29>> Better swing. I could hit it further.
- 13:30>> He doesn't sound like me at all. He
- 13:32sounds nothing like me.
- 13:33>> You sound like Arnold when you do that.
- 13:36>> You want to play some golf?
- 13:37>> Excuse me, guys. I'm going to use my
- 13:39rangefinder.
- 13:40>> [ __ ] hell, bro. We do not need the
- 13:42rangefinder, bro.
- 13:45every [ __ ] time. Rangefinder. [ __ ]
- 13:48sake, Brian.
- 13:49>> Got it.
- 13:49>> I'm going to take a guess.
- 13:50>> Yeah.
- 13:51>> 102 yards.
- 13:52>> 102?
- 13:52>> Yeah.
- 13:52>> Yeah. 156.
- 13:54>> Really?
- 13:54>> Yes. That's why
- 13:55>> it doesn't look 156 at all.
- 13:57>> And that's why we have a rangefinder.
- 13:59>> Tell me when they invent a cliff finder.
- 14:00I've been looking for that [ __ ] for
- 14:02years.
- 14:02>> All right. Brian recently, hey, can you
- 14:04stop talking while I'm taking my shot?
- 14:07>> You're making me laugh. [ __ ] off.
- 14:09>> It's like the worst thing when you're
- 14:11trying to golf.
- 14:14Oh. Oh.
- 14:15>> Bounce over it. Right. Right into the
- 14:17[ __ ] bunker. Can you [ __ ] shut the
- 14:20up? Honestly,
- 14:21>> it's a good thing I have a sandwich.
- 14:23>> We're in the bunker.
- 14:24>> We're in the bunker over there.
- 14:25>> That's where we are.
- 14:26>> Ryan nailed it.
- 14:28>> Yeah.
- 14:29>> I'm just going to go quick on this one.
- 14:31>> If I had time to figure out that there
- 14:32was a bunker here, I would want to hit
- 14:33it this way.
- 14:34>> All right. We just go in and we hit it.
- 14:36>> Hit the sand behind the ball. You can't.
- 14:38That's a foul.
- 14:39>> That's a foul.
- 14:40>> How is that a foul? You're not allowed
- 14:41practice in a [ __ ] bunker.
- 14:43>> You won't stop me. That's what I
- 14:45thought.
- 14:46>> And exactly as I expected. Okay,
- 14:49>> we should just pretend that never
- 14:51happened. We should just pretend that
- 14:52never happened.
- 14:53>> No, you know,
- 14:54>> that should go in.
- 14:55>> It's in the exact same spot.
- 14:56>> I think it might be a little bit further
- 14:58back than what it was.
- 14:59>> Might have helped you a bit, actually.
- 15:00Go on, Brian.
- 15:01>> It was a tactical [ __ ] up.
- 15:02>> Go on, Brian. Go on. Show that sandbox.
- 15:05Beautiful. Beautiful shot.
- 15:07>> Go, go, go.
- 15:07>> Oh, wow. That's amazing.
- 15:10Oh my gosh. Isn't it a good that I miss
- 15:12so Brian could do that
- 15:13>> to make me look good. Thanks, man. He's
- 15:15just looking out for me. He just wants
- 15:16to make my aura grow.
- 15:18>> He's We're just aaura farming. Orura
- 15:20farming.
- 15:20>> 670ing.
- 15:22>> God damn. This actually should be a
- 15:23chill pot if I don't [ __ ] it up.
- 15:27>> Oh. Oh, thank God.
- 15:29>> That's it. Yes, we got a par. Our first
- 15:32par.
- 15:33>> Give us a Tiger Wood S.
- 15:35>> What's that?
- 15:39There you go.
- 15:39>> On to hole number four. Sh.
- 15:43>> It's a golf course.
- 15:43>> On to hole number four.
- 15:45>> Let's be aware of other onto hole number
- 15:46four.
- 15:47>> Other people. This is how you get in
- 15:48trouble at a golf course by
- 15:50>> Ah, would you relax?
- 15:51>> Being a YouTuber, being loud. And
- 15:52>> Would you relax?
- 15:53>> No.
- 15:54>> Please relax a little bit. Wait, that
- 15:55wasn't a par. No, no, it wasn't a power
- 15:57cuz it was one
- 15:58>> because he eliminated the fact he duted
- 16:00the ball in the bunker.
- 16:01>> I completely forgot that ever happened.
- 16:03I completely forgot. So, it wasn't a
- 16:04power bogey. Never mind. I told you
- 16:06editor to make a cut there so it looked
- 16:08like Brian had two shots in a row. I
- 16:09told you and listen to me. Damn it.
- 16:14>> Since I'm not allowed to use my
- 16:15rangefinder, I'm just going to pray.
- 16:16It's
- 16:17>> that white flag over there. Just Just I
- 16:19would aim for the bridge though.
- 16:21>> Yeah, there's a ditch. There's a little
- 16:23stream.
- 16:23>> Yes. Many a ball I've put in there. I
- 16:25would go for the bridge.
- 16:26>> Wait for these kids cuz if I pure this I
- 16:29am
- 16:30>> Yeah. One of that's a lawsuit. Yeah.
- 16:32>> I am hitting a child.
- 16:33>> Are you hitting the Bonnie anytime soon?
- 16:34>> Yeah. Clyde, turn. Look, go all turn the
- 16:37camera. I don't know if you can zoom in
- 16:38enough.
- 16:39>> Are you able to zoom in enough?
- 16:40>> As far as I see.
- 16:41>> Oh, well, there's a bunch of children
- 16:43all the way down there.
- 16:47>> Where'd that go?
- 16:49>> Gone a little right. I'm watching it.
- 16:51>> Okay, that's okay.
- 16:52>> Yeah, that's Well done. Over the bridge.
- 16:54>> Over the bridge. Over the ditch. Bravo.
- 16:56That was a good shot.
- 16:57>> Where'd that go?
- 17:00>> Now he's so eager. He's like, you know
- 17:02what? You know what Brian reminds me of
- 17:03right now? It reminds me of Wildcat in
- 17:05Fortnite. Just going way ahead.
- 17:07>> Chasing every guy.
- 17:08>> Just going way ahead. Yeah, way ahead.
- 17:10>> That analogy is annoyingly perfect. And
- 17:12I get it cuz I'm normally the one at the
- 17:14back as Clyde to see normally. Me just
- 17:16>> Yeah, I'm like, "What the hell?"
- 17:17>> chasing along.
- 17:18>> Like it's me and Clyde the whole time.
- 17:20>> Yeah, but this is your moment.
- 17:21>> It's not my moment.
- 17:22>> This is your time. This is your time to
- 17:24show people your great natural
- 17:26personality.
- 17:27>> I'm the one that messed up the You know
- 17:29what we should do? We should have the
- 17:30editor cut Brian's hit with my hit and
- 17:32just like second I hit mine then cut to
- 17:35after Brian's hit so it looks like I had
- 17:37a great shot. Editor do that even though
- 17:39it's a bit bit late but do it anyway cuz
- 17:41I told you something.
- 17:43>> Beautiful.
- 17:44>> Okay, this ain't great.
- 17:45>> That is fine. Need to relax, dude.
- 17:47>> Oh, what club is this?
- 17:48>> It has a number on it. All right.
- 17:50>> Can I see the number?
- 17:51>> No.
- 17:52>> Can you Okay, then. Can you put the ball
- 17:54more there? That's better. I want your I
- 17:57want your right foot more in line with
- 17:58the ball. You're hitting this nice and
- 17:59low. Nice and low. Let's keep it
- 18:01underneath those branches.
- 18:02>> All right, buddy.
- 18:03>> You got this.
- 18:04>> All right, buddy.
- 18:07Perfect.
- 18:08>> Yeah, that's
- 18:09>> amazing.
- 18:10>> Yeah, that's
- 18:10>> that's exactly what you told me to do.
- 18:12>> Exactly what I wanted.
- 18:12>> That's exactly what he wanted, guys. It
- 18:14went under what he wanted. That's That
- 18:16was the way it went. That's the way it
- 18:17goes. That's the way you do.
- 18:18>> If we get par in a hole, that's a really
- 18:20good achievement.
- 18:22>> It's a really solid achievement.
- 18:24>> I suggest a pitching wedge of some sort.
- 18:26I suggest you just let me pick a few
- 18:29nice low stance. You want to get some
- 18:30air on it. You want to get some air on
- 18:32the ball. Maybe a bit of backspin. Maybe
- 18:34maybe go a little over the hole and then
- 18:36backspin it. I think Oh, there's there
- 18:37comes the target finder. The target find
- 18:39the target finder. Let's go.
- 18:40>> What's it say?
- 18:41>> 63 yards. I want as much backspin as
- 18:44possible. So that's a 58°ree. This is
- 18:46like a 3/4 swing with a 58.
- 18:51>> Go.
- 18:52>> Great shot.
- 18:52>> Good shot.
- 18:53>> Great shot.
- 18:54Oh, fantastic stuff. You did exactly
- 18:57what I told you. And you did great.
- 19:00Great.
- 19:00>> I hit behind the ball a little. I could
- 19:02have got more.
- 19:02>> I think you did fine, Brian. Fine.
- 19:05>> More the trick ball.
- 19:06>> Yeah, I can do when he's driving the
- 19:08ball. Okay.
- 19:09>> Yeah.
- 19:14>> Insert fart sound effect.
- 19:16>> Here we go. We're actually going to go a
- 19:18little left. Little tap it in. Wise man
- 19:20once said just tap it in. Just tap it
- 19:23in. Oh, that's not good. Gonna be upset
- 19:26about that.
- 19:27>> Dear [ __ ] Christ.
- 19:29>> Gonna be happy about that.
- 19:31>> You don't spend a lot of time lining it
- 19:32up, do you?
- 19:33>> No, you don't give a [ __ ] Hence why
- 19:35Hence why I'm never driving the ball
- 19:37because I'm the one putting it back in
- 19:38the hole.
- 19:39>> THANOS. THANOS. OH MY GOD. Vanos in the
- 19:43thumbnail. What's up, Vanos? Yeah, Vanos
- 19:46in the thumbnail. Yeah. What's up?
- 19:47That's my boy right there. That's my
- 19:49boy. Vanos is right there behind us, by
- 19:51the way. topless.
- 19:55It did not move. It didn't turn. It
- 19:58didn't turn as I was hoping. Yeah, we're
- 20:00we're we're we're cooked. The children
- 20:02are doing better than those.
- 20:03>> Yeah, we're cooked.
- 20:04>> I think this is about what people
- 20:06expected.
- 20:06>> Yeah, I have a feeling we could shoot a
- 20:08score that you would say, "Oh, you must
- 20:09have played 18 holes." Uh
- 20:11>> yeah. Uh
- 20:13>> half of that, actually.
- 20:14>> No. What makes you think that? Okay, so
- 20:16that's um one two six
- 20:19>> six. Yeah. Another double bog.
- 20:26That's going right. [ __ ] me, Brian. It's
- 20:29at those [ __ ] trees. That was dog
- 20:31[ __ ]
- 20:31>> I I did not see where that went.
- 20:33>> It's dog [ __ ]
- 20:33>> I think I need an eye test. Honestly,
- 20:35golf is kind of dog as a spectator
- 20:38sport. Not going to lie. Like some
- 20:39sports are just way better to spectate.
- 20:42Like UFC, way better.
- 20:43>> Yeah. Dog to participate in the UFC.
- 20:46>> Yeah. Like I can't do that. You know, I
- 20:48much more enjoy watching them fight than
- 20:49actually get my head kicked in by it.
- 20:50>> That's true. That's true. Where did it
- 20:52go, Brian?
- 20:53>> Around these trees. Should be in this
- 20:55area.
- 20:56>> See, that's the driving range. So, might
- 20:58be might be a little awkward here to
- 21:00find the ball cuz you could end up
- 21:01finding a bunch of driving range balls.
- 21:03>> Has anyone uh bothered to look?
- 21:05>> Uh, what do you think I'm doing, Brian?
- 21:07Scratching my balls? Yes, but I'm
- 21:08looking for the ball, too.
- 21:09>> Like, what are you [ __ ] doing up
- 21:10there? I'm not [ __ ] I'm not the Hulk.
- 21:12You [ __ ]
- 21:13>> A Shrixen.
- 21:14>> [ __ ] off. I made it that far. Yeah. This
- 21:16is tricken.
- 21:17>> Yeah,
- 21:17>> this is the ball.
- 21:18>> Holy [ __ ]
- 21:19>> You got to bring my caddy.
- 21:20>> Wait, did he steal a ball and just bring
- 21:22it up there?
- 21:22>> No, no, no.
- 21:23>> That's some hit. I wasn't expecting it
- 21:25that far.
- 21:26>> Yeah, I don't expect much after my shot.
- 21:28Good luck to me, I guess.
- 21:29>> I want you to attack those trees.
- 21:30>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. I want to see if I can
- 21:32uh just get it over the tree.
- 21:33>> Yeah, just get it up.
- 21:35>> That's nice. I like that.
- 21:37>> Hurt my back. Can't swing like I used
- 21:39to. Oh, I can't swing like I used to.
- 21:42No, no, no.
- 21:44Oh, that's a beauty. No, that's absolute
- 21:47beauty. No, no, no, no. You're good.
- 21:48You're good. You're good. That ain't
- 21:49getting up there. That's a great shot.
- 21:51>> Watch shot, bro. That is really good
- 21:54shot.
- 21:55>> Yes.
- 21:55>> He's got a lovely draw. He has a lovely
- 21:58natural baby draw on him.
- 21:59>> Thank you.
- 22:00>> Did he call me baby?
- 22:01>> What?
- 22:02>> Nothing.
- 22:02>> What? Me being nice?
- 22:03>> That and the other thing you said, you
- 22:05call me baby.
- 22:06>> Baby draw
- 22:07>> means a little bit of a draw.
- 22:09>> I thought our friendship was going to
- 22:10the next level.
- 22:11>> I'm not trying to have sex with you.
- 22:13See, it's a baby drop.
- 22:14>> They got windmills now. They installed
- 22:16windmills.
- 22:17>> They're killing the birds and they're so
- 22:19loud and noisy.
- 22:20>> Oh my gosh,
- 22:21>> they're disgusting. Look at them.
- 22:22They're ugly.
- 22:23>> Where's the ball?
- 22:24>> Here. You need You do need an eye check.
- 22:27It's right there.
- 22:28>> Yeah.
- 22:31>> Go a bit right. No bunker. The wind
- 22:35caught it and straight short. I should
- 22:37have done the nine.
- 22:38>> I think I do need my eyes checked.
- 22:40>> No, there's a lot of wind. That ball
- 22:41went up near it. Got caught in the wind.
- 22:43Did not go. Wow.
- 22:46>> Boker shot to make.
- 22:48>> It was a great hit. It just went
- 22:49>> It was a good hit. Yeah.
- 22:50>> It just didn't go the direction I wanted
- 22:53it to go.
- 22:53>> I got this. Redemption time. Redemption.
- 22:56>> Can I try and give you an idea how to
- 22:57hit it?
- 22:58>> Absolutely not.
- 23:00>> All right. What would I know?
- 23:02>> Nothing at all. The editor saw my last
- 23:05bunker shot. It was amazing. It was
- 23:06brilliant. It was beautiful. The footage
- 23:08glitched out though. It glitched out a
- 23:11little bit. So, my my pants went gray
- 23:13for a second, but I got it.
- 23:15>> That's a Trump impression, by the way.
- 23:16>> I got it. Brian, you don't need to bring
- 23:18your sandwich. It's fine. I got this.
- 23:20>> I'm predicting he hits the ball from one
- 23:22bunker into the other bunker on the
- 23:24other side of the green. All right,
- 23:25let's go. Let's get those feet nice and
- 23:26wide.
- 23:28>> Nice and wide.
- 23:28>> Nice and wide, Brian. You got it, boss.
- 23:30You got it.
- 23:31>> Open that club face and hit the sand
- 23:33behind the ball. Not the ball.
- 23:34>> Hit the sand behind the ball.
- 23:42Technical difficulty. Technical
- 23:43difficulty.
- 23:43>> No. Leave it. Leave it. Do not touch it.
- 23:46>> Why? It's my shot.
- 23:48>> No, that was that was your shot.
- 23:50>> Not at all. No. No. No. Where were we
- 23:52doing? Editor. Technical difficulty. It
- 23:54was a real strong gust of wind out of
- 23:56nowhere. Came out of nowhere. The wind.
- 23:58It came from over there. Probably China.
- 24:00That was probably China. China did that.
- 24:02China.
- 24:04>> Hey. Hey. Now
- 24:05>> that's okay.
- 24:06>> That's all right. We'll do with Hey, if
- 24:08we live with that.
- 24:08>> Yeah, it's going up the hill and then
- 24:10back down. It's going to be a big left
- 24:11to right. And watch this putt.
- 24:14>> I'm watching Brian. Beautiful putt.
- 24:18It was good though. It was good. It was
- 24:20good. A little more to the right. You
- 24:22would have got it. Uh, is this for
- 24:24totally par?
- 24:25>> No. Totally. This hasn't This has an
- 24:28asterisk behind it because you
- 24:30>> cuz your little ego couldn't be
- 24:31>> No, it was China.
- 24:33>> There we go.
- 24:34>> I would have loved if you missed that,
- 24:35actually. Oh, we got our par. We got Go
- 24:38get him. Let's go, Tigers.
- 24:40>> Yeah, let's get a thumbnail. Let's go,
- 24:41though. Okay, Ryan, come back for the
- 24:44thumbnail, boy. Come back. There we go.
- 24:49There's the thumbnail. I think we have
- 24:50something there. Let's go. This you you
- 24:52get to enjoy this one, Brian. Actually,
- 24:54this is a par three, and it's super
- 24:55short.
- 24:56>> Like me.
- 24:56>> Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.
- 25:00All right. Here's an update on the
- 25:01scorecard, folks. Actually, we should
- 25:03show this. Here's an update on the
- 25:04scorecard. We're going to fill it in and
- 25:06put a five under that six. We're
- 25:08actually picking up speed and I think
- 25:10we're picking up quality. I think the
- 25:11golfing is getting better as we go
- 25:12along. I think Brian was right when he
- 25:14was like takes a few holes to kind of
- 25:15warm up. I think he's getting he's
- 25:16pretty solid.
- 25:17>> I'm aiming for this bunker.
- 25:20>> Oh [ __ ] That we just lost the ball.
- 25:22>> That ball's gone.
- 25:23>> That's gone in the edge.
- 25:24>> Yeah. No finding that. My turn.
- 25:27>> My turn.
- 25:28>> No, no, no, no, no. That's a penalty.
- 25:29You got your bunker shot.
- 25:30>> Oh yeah. Asterx. That's true. That's
- 25:33true.
- 25:34>> Okay. Mulligan. No draw.
- 25:35>> Here we go. Redo.
- 25:38That is Brock. Say or Marcel. Brought it
- 25:40back. Or is that This one looks good, I
- 25:43think.
- 25:44>> Perfect. Great. First shot.
- 25:48We're on for a birdie.
- 25:49>> Editor.
- 25:50>> We're on for a birdie.
- 25:53>> Editor, please
- 25:56don't show them the truth. It's
- 25:57>> all going in.
- 25:58>> Look at that [ __ ] look. Littering
- 26:00children. This was children.
- 26:02>> Guarantee it's a whisper. No, a dairy
- 26:04milk. Look at that. Was this you, lads?
- 26:07Was this you? I think we deserve a
- 26:09little bit of a break after this, Brian.
- 26:10Maybe we'll if we can find somewhere to
- 26:12sit down and enjoy our club orange and
- 26:14Twixes together.
- 26:15>> I've earned myself a treat after seeing
- 26:18it. I handled a chocolate bar wrapper,
- 26:19and I thought to myself, yum, yum.
- 26:22>> I think I have done a good deed.
- 26:24>> Look at that. That's Ireland. You know
- 26:26what? A bit of rain, not a bother. These
- 26:28young cows, they're just growing before
- 26:30they turn into a hamburger. Delicious.
- 26:33Will you change ball?
- 26:34>> Yeah. You remember I lost the [ __ ]
- 26:36ball.
- 26:36>> Oh yeah.
- 26:39>> Go walk.
- 26:40>> Got to roll a bit more. Yikes. That's
- 26:43okay. He can put that in. Maybe
- 26:44>> it's all right.
- 26:45>> Not enough power.
- 26:47>> Too hard.
- 26:49>> Instantly, man.
- 26:52>> Oh boy.
- 26:53>> Oh, that came off so hard. Oh my god,
- 26:55that came off the club. So why are you
- 26:57so Why are you up my business?
- 26:58>> Oh, that came so hard.
- 27:00>> Editor, again, you could totally cut
- 27:01that. You totally cut that. Make it
- 27:03sound like he's saying he came hard.
- 27:05>> Yeah, keep whispering. Come on. Put in
- 27:06the hole.
- 27:07>> I like these dual mics. I'm not going to
- 27:08lie. It's kind of funny. All right.
- 27:10>> At least I have the decency to say to
- 27:12his face. Editor, cut out all the parts
- 27:14where I talk [ __ ] behind his back.
- 27:17Oh lord. Okay. All right. Okay. This is
- 27:24This is not good. This is
- 27:26>> a totally legit double bogey.
- 27:28>> This is not good.
- 27:29>> That's a double bogey, right?
- 27:30>> That's a disaster. That is That's what
- 27:32that is.
- 27:32>> Did he put his putter in his shirt? It
- 27:34looked like he did. It looked like the
- 27:36putter was in your shirt.
- 27:37>> That's what I did.
- 27:38>> Oh,
- 27:38>> you chewed that and you can just walk.
- 27:40That means I'm ashamed.
- 27:42>> I don't feel any shame.
- 27:44>> Oo, Twix, by the way.
- 27:45>> I think it's time for the Twix. I'm
- 27:47looking for you. I'm going to find you.
- 27:49I'm going to find you. Where are you?
- 27:51You're hiding, but you can't hide from
- 27:52me if you're on. Where are you, Mr.
- 27:54Chocolate? Oh, I got you. Twix break,
- 27:56guys. # not an ad upside down.
- 27:58>> Who the [ __ ] cares? Editor, flip it.
- 28:00Editor, editor.
- 28:01>> Oh, for the chat.
- 28:02>> Let the chat have a bite.
- 28:05>> Cut it. Cut it there. So, it looked like
- 28:07they took a bite. Brian, the twix is
- 28:09really good because
- 28:10>> it's a good vintage deer.
- 28:12>> They put it in the fridge. So, it's got
- 28:13that little extra crisp to it.
- 28:15>> Oh, yeah.
- 28:16>> You should totally eat your Twix, right?
- 28:17>> No, I need to [ __ ]
- 28:18>> You actually need a poo right now.
- 28:19>> It needs to drop a Twix.
- 28:21>> I need to drop a Twix.
- 28:24You smell what I was cooking earlier.
- 28:26Hey, no Twix.
- 28:31Just out of Twix, no practice swing.
- 28:33Here we go.
- 28:44What was that? What was that? That was a
- 28:47great shot. I think it was the best shot
- 28:48of the day. Really? I [ __ ] bust that
- 28:50thing. I bust it.
- 28:52>> I have to poop. I have to poop. I have
- 28:55to poop.
- 28:55>> Brian, there's like no toilets. I have
- 28:59this [ __ ] We might have a problem
- 29:01>> up there. Up there maybe if you run in
- 29:04there. I don't know if they'll talk.
- 29:05>> Shout out to Ross in Mcgherks in
- 29:08Limmerick. Thank you for the that golf
- 29:10ball.
- 29:11>> That was my best shot of the day, you
- 29:12bastards.
- 29:13>> A dare manner for the Rider Cup. If you
- 29:15guys go check out Mcgherks in Limmerick
- 29:17and then shout out to Ross.
- 29:19>> We're shouting out some good man
- 29:20>> [ __ ] [ __ ]
- 29:22>> Yeah. Who gave me that ball?
- 29:24>> Give me another one.
- 29:24>> Here you go.
- 29:26That works so well.
- 29:27>> I smashed the [ __ ] out of that thing.
- 29:30>> That was a beautiful
- 29:33and beautiful. Look at the line. That's
- 29:34a perfect draw line.
- 29:36>> Absolutely [ __ ] on that thing. Look at
- 29:39MY OH MY GOSH. My driver. My driver is
- 29:43ruined.
- 29:46>> I'm going to [ __ ]
- 29:47>> Did he tell you this would happen?
- 29:49>> I'm going to poo.
- 29:50>> Did he tell Did you tell me this would
- 29:52happen?
- 29:53>> Dude, is this paint? I sold that really
- 29:56well.
- 29:56>> What is it? Is it pink? What is it?
- 29:58>> It's just talc.
- 29:59>> Okay.
- 30:01>> A that is not good, boys.
- 30:04>> That sounded like a hedge. Brian
- 30:06mulligan. Mulligan. Mulligan.
- 30:12>> We should give it.
- 30:14>> He's flustered. Get
- 30:17I really need to shave. Shout out to the
- 30:20beginner company who totally sent me
- 30:22these balls. Don't say that. People
- 30:25People are going to believe it.
- 30:26>> No, we
- 30:27>> be the last [ __ ] people sponsored by
- 30:28Guinness. This is the last time you see
- 30:30this ball. I'm going to smash it right.
- 30:32All right. Thanks for the ball, Brian.
- 30:34>> No problem. Thanks for the footage.
- 30:35>> No problem, Brian.
- 30:38All right. Give me another ball, please,
- 30:40Brian.
- 30:42Give me another ball, Brian.
- 30:43>> I don't even know where that went.
- 30:44>> You give me another ball, Brian.
- 30:46Appreciate it. Thanks, Brian.
- 30:47>> Okay. I'm not going to give him a
- 30:48Guinness ball.
- 30:49>> Thank you, Brian. Appreciate it.
- 30:50>> Here. Here you go. You can't lose this
- 30:52one. H. Okay. All right.
- 30:54>> All right. First shot here.
- 30:55>> First shot of the day. The ball looks a
- 30:57little different.
- 31:00Just kill me. Just kill me now.
- 31:02>> Okay. We got
- 31:03>> just
- 31:04>> We got some work to do.
- 31:05>> Just murder me. You could hide my body
- 31:07in so many locations here.
- 31:08>> Do you know what's really funny about
- 31:09this whole thing? That first one that he
- 31:11hit the ball. That would have been an
- 31:13incredible shot.
- 31:13>> That would have been the best. Every
- 31:15other shot after that [ __ ] sucked.
- 31:17>> I was like in my head, I was like,
- 31:19"Please hit it pure. Please hit it
- 31:20pure." Oh, he hit a pure.
- 31:24>> My fat ass is getting tired.
- 31:26>> So 120.
- 31:26>> Go in between those trees there. The
- 31:28ones I told you.
- 31:28>> I think I'm just going to hybrid this
- 31:30up.
- 31:30>> Yeah, I wouldn't do a driver on this.
- 31:32I'd do a
- 31:33>> hybrid. Five hybrid. It's a five.
- 31:35>> Okay. All right. Go ahead. You're the
- 31:37boss.
- 31:37>> I'll I'll gently I just need
- 31:39>> It's 330 yards this one. Or this one.
- 31:41>> Yeah. You've hit it 100 yards.
- 31:43>> Really? Wow. Good job. Me. My money is
- 31:46on this ball getting lost and him
- 31:48smashing at 250 yards over the hole.
- 31:53>> Well, that was not the tree I was
- 31:55talking about. But
- 31:55>> well, you just said the big and the
- 31:57small tree.
- 31:58>> Yeah, but the one the ones next to each
- 32:00other on the right.
- 32:02>> Where?
- 32:03>> In between.
- 32:04>> I literally said this like a PUBG call
- 32:05out. You just said those two trees. You
- 32:07see the small one and the big one?
- 32:08>> Yeah, but the small
- 32:09>> We're in Ireland. There's trees
- 32:10everywhere.
- 32:11>> The small one there, the small one
- 32:12there, and the tall one there. So,
- 32:14>> so now
- 32:15>> see the small one and then the tall one.
- 32:17You I literally I just put it exactly
- 32:20where
- 32:20>> I don't think so.
- 32:22>> Oh my god. Can I get that umbrella from
- 32:24you?
- 32:25>> Oh yes, no problem. If you say that I'm
- 32:27right and Brian's wrong, you may have
- 32:28the umbrella.
- 32:29>> May I have the umbrella, Clyde?
- 32:30>> Who's paying me?
- 32:31>> Who has the umbrella?
- 32:34>> Oo, check out the umbrella, Clyde.
- 32:36>> It was a great call out by you.
- 32:37>> Thank you. Thank you, Clyde. Enjoy the
- 32:38umbrella. Actually, you know what? I was
- 32:40completely wrong.
- 32:42I know you were wrong.
- 32:44>> All right. Wait, that's it right there.
- 32:45It's a brilliant shot. My goodness. Now,
- 32:47that might be the best shot of the day
- 32:49right there. Wow, this was a great shot.
- 32:51Get it. Come on. Let's get a better
- 32:53Let's get some appreciation Clyde for.
- 32:54Let's get an appreciation shot of this.
- 32:57Look. And then you got Show the ball and
- 32:58show the flag at the same time.
- 33:00Absolutely unbelievable. Great stuff.
- 33:02>> Thank God gave me great directions
- 33:04there.
- 33:04>> You listened perfectly.
- 33:06>> Now, just get it right by the hole about
- 33:0930 yards.
- 33:11That looks good. That looks great. I can
- 33:14work with that.
- 33:16>> Great shot. Great shot. Great shot.
- 33:18>> I never line it up as Brian knows. I
- 33:20just look at it and I swing. This is on
- 33:22for a par. A genuine par, not with an
- 33:25asterx. That would be awesome.
- 33:30>> You got to have a [ __ ] penis.
- 33:33>> You got to have a [ __ ] penis, Brian.
- 33:35I really need your [ __ ] I'm not going
- 33:37to lie.
- 33:37>> You really are [ __ ] Not going to lie, I
- 33:40can just feel that turtle head just
- 33:42poking out. It's
- 33:43>> the wor You can technically [ __ ] over
- 33:45there.
- 33:46>> I don't want to.
- 33:46>> But I Do you think that's a no wipe
- 33:48wonder?
- 33:48>> No. No.
- 33:50>> You think it's a bad one?
- 33:51>> No.
- 33:52>> It's a Are you hoping it's going to be
- 33:53>> evidence? Evidence.
- 33:54>> Are you going to think it's like a
- 33:56Chinese Olympic diver?
- 33:58>> What's that mean?
- 33:59>> Just go plop. Just happily. No splash,
- 34:01no nothing. Clean exit.
- 34:02>> I didn't know they were really good at
- 34:04diving.
- 34:04>> Yeah, the Russians and the Chinese. Oh,
- 34:06>> I never knew that. All right, so we got
- 34:07a five. That was actually one of our
- 34:09best holes considering I completely
- 34:11messed up at the start and you
- 34:12completely messed up.
- 34:13>> Messed up at the end. Yeah,
- 34:14>> we both did good. I think my mess up was
- 34:16worse than yours. We continue along.
- 34:20Rabbit. Rabbit. Rabbit. Rabbit. Oh, it's
- 34:23gone. Did you get the rabbit? Rabbit.
- 34:25Rabbit. Oh, there's loads of rabbits.
- 34:27It's a whole Look at tons of them. A
- 34:29bunch of Roger rabbits. There's one,
- 34:30two, three, four, five, six rabbits. Go
- 34:34over there and look at some rabbits,
- 34:35Clyde. Wait, no. Are those rabbit?
- 34:36They're all rabbits. There's a [ __ ]
- 34:38lot of rabbit. Clyde. Clyde, there's
- 34:40more rabbits over there. Clyde, look.
- 34:42Look, look over there.
- 34:44>> See the [ __ ] rabbits?
- 34:45>> Go. Get over there quick. Go get Give me
- 34:48the little umbrella. You need to run.
- 34:49Go. Go. Clyde, get the rabbits. This is
- 34:51the best footage. Don't Don't scare
- 34:53them. Sneak up on them, Clyde. Mr.
- 34:54Clyde, come on. We about to commentate
- 34:56on rabbits. Brian, stop playing [ __ ]
- 34:57golf. Look at that one in the bush. I've
- 35:00never seen so many rabbits. Look at
- 35:01Brian then. Look at this guy. Couldn't
- 35:03even come over and enjoy the rabbits. He
- 35:05couldn't give a [ __ ] about the rabbits.
- 35:07>> Pair of [ __ ] retards.
- 35:08>> Stop and smell the daisies, you [ __ ]
- 35:11Grinch.
- 35:13>> Holy [ __ ] that's high. What the [ __ ] am
- 35:16I doing?
- 35:17>> I don't know. Where'd it go?
- 35:18>> See those trees on the left?
- 35:19>> Yeah.
- 35:20>> Through the middle of those trees.
- 35:21There's like first four trees through
- 35:23the middle of them. Just wide there.
- 35:25>> Got it.
- 35:25>> That was a dog [ __ ] [ __ ] hit. I want
- 35:27to hit another one just for myself.
- 35:32>> That's what I should have done. Do you
- 35:33want to just take that ball? Nope.
- 35:36>> We must play it.
- 35:37>> Really good. That was really good.
- 35:39>> You know, honesty is a very important
- 35:41virtue.
- 35:41>> Oh yeah, it's what we practice here
- 35:44react channel.
- 35:45>> Integrity.
- 35:46>> Integrity. Honesty and transparency.
- 35:48>> Yes,
- 35:48>> we are distinguished gentlemen. You see,
- 35:50we play golf, you see.
- 35:51>> Sure, we might have said a schlur here
- 35:53and there, but it was 10 years ago.
- 35:54We're reformed.
- 35:55>> Yeah, totally. 10 years ago was the last
- 35:57time
- 36:00>> we could take my other one.
- 36:01>> Yeah, that would be probably the right
- 36:03decision. And let's just assume we knew
- 36:04the first one was lost, even though we
- 36:06didn't. This one's chill, actually. This
- 36:07one's pretty chill. I can do a pitching
- 36:09wedge here. Easy peasy. Our first
- 36:10legitimate par coming up.
- 36:14That's a range ball. This is a range
- 36:16ball. It says range. Where's your
- 36:18[ __ ] ball, Brian?
- 36:19>> It's up there, I think. Let me run up
- 36:21here and confirm.
- 36:22>> Zoom in. Zoom in on it. That's a range
- 36:26ball.
- 36:26>> Actually, here.
- 36:27>> Ah, wow. Well done.
- 36:29>> The second I saw the shade of
- 36:31>> Get some slow-mo of him jogging. editor.
- 36:33Turn that into Baywatch.
- 36:36Irish Watch, where sexy golfers run
- 36:38fields. The new hot show coming to the
- 36:41granny's in Ireland. There we go. Where
- 36:43we men their mid30s, slightly
- 36:45overweight, running in a field. Hottest
- 36:47thing yet on RTE.
- 36:52>> And she is gone.
- 36:55>> And she is gone.
- 36:58>> Sometimes you just don't know.
- 36:59>> You might you might have actually been
- 37:00better off to use the putter. That's
- 37:02right. Sorry about that. Brian, there
- 37:03goes our power. Although, it was gone
- 37:04long ago.
- 37:05>> Not the best,
- 37:06>> you know. It's not the worst. I would
- 37:08definitely go short at the hole, though.
- 37:10This is going downhill like crazy.
- 37:11>> All right, here we go.
- 37:17Oh, that could have been so good if I
- 37:19had a little more. Just a
- 37:20>> Don't worry, Brian. I won't ruin this.
- 37:24>> You got to have a penis. You got to have
- 37:25a penis.
- 37:27>> I thought it would go more downhill.
- 37:28>> Yeah.
- 37:29>> Never mind. Never mind. I don't have a
- 37:31penis.
- 37:32>> It's wet. It's going to be sticky.
- 37:33>> Sorry, Brian. I'll put another double
- 37:36bogey in the car.
- 37:36>> We got to have a penis. We got to do it.
- 37:41>> Do you guys hear that?
- 37:43>> Yeah. Tornado.
- 37:44>> Okay, we should probably finish up here
- 37:45then.
- 37:46>> Didn't that happen last time you were
- 37:47with Wildcat?
- 37:48>> Yeah.
- 37:48>> How do you know Ireland can get
- 37:49tornadoes?
- 37:50>> Could be lightning.
- 37:51>> I've never heard that before.
- 37:52>> Should be a gentle little bit from left
- 37:54to right.
- 37:55>> Brian, I believe in you. I already put
- 37:56my putter away. I believe in you.
- 37:59See, I told you. See, I already put my
- 38:01puddle right. No doubt. Never doubt it.
- 38:03I'm ready to drive. We're going to get
- 38:05our first legitimate par. Here we go.
- 38:07Maybe that's not a siren. Maybe that's
- 38:09just like a lot of cows moving at the
- 38:11same time.
- 38:12>> I don't know. That's not like a siren.
- 38:14>> No, it could be a lot of cows in unison.
- 38:17That's what it could be. It could be a
- 38:18cow a cow choir. Could be a cow choir.
- 38:20You don't even know. Those are a real
- 38:21thing in Ireland. Cow choirs.
- 38:23>> Really?
- 38:23>> Yeah. You just haven't heard one? That
- 38:25was one right there. Woo. That's a
- 38:28legitimate bogey. A legitimate bogey.
- 38:31>> How we looking
- 38:32>> there? We have uh we have we've got one
- 38:35fake par. One fake par so far. So, we're
- 38:38trying to go for a legitimate par.
- 38:42>> Here, give me your driver.
- 38:43>> Why? Oh, you're going to clean it.
- 38:45That's nice of you. Little late, though.
- 38:49>> What are you doing? Did you spit on it?
- 38:50I heard spitting.
- 38:52>> There you go. Perfect.
- 38:53>> Did you hawk twaha on that thing?
- 38:54>> I [ __ ] hawk to it on that thing. Hawk
- 38:56to it on that thing.
- 38:57>> Give a little bit of juice. You know
- 38:58what I mean?
- 38:59>> Did you see she opened up an Only fans?
- 39:01>> Shocker.
- 39:02>> Yeah.
- 39:02>> [ __ ] shocker. People are going to
- 39:04like this one. It was a great thumbnail.
- 39:06>> Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- 39:07>> Spread your legs a little more.
- 39:08>> Okay. Sure. Whatever you say, buddy.
- 39:11>> That's nice.
- 39:12>> That's That's not nice. That was not
- 39:13nice. That was bad.
- 39:16>> That's nice.
- 39:16>> That was good. That was
- 39:17>> Oh, I like that.
- 39:18>> That was a good one.
- 39:21>> No, it's gone. Oh, it's gone. It's Don't
- 39:23even look. Don't even look at it.
- 39:26That's a great nine iron.
- 39:30>> I'm getting a red, dude. I'm [ __ ]
- 39:31over this [ __ ] I've got I haven't had a
- 39:33good drive in this whole damn day. So
- 39:35[ __ ] over it.
- 39:36>> Hawk to it and shank on that thing.
- 39:38>> Nice.
- 39:40>> Thank you. I I really need a [ __ ]
- 39:43>> This is such a disaster. Oh my gosh. If
- 39:45my dad sees this video, he's going to be
- 39:47really embarrassed. Brian got a redo
- 39:49last. Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't
- 39:51you?
- 39:51>> Yeah.
- 39:51>> I think you did. I broke the tea. about
- 39:53the team and my ego. I can't get it in.
- 39:56It's too [ __ ] hard.
- 40:01>> Can we get an animation made for this?
- 40:04>> Look at this [ __ ] Look at that. I'm
- 40:07not the only one that's having this
- 40:09problem.
- 40:11>> Oh, that's nice. That's straight down
- 40:13the middle.
- 40:14>> That's a great I love how you're like,
- 40:15"Oh, [ __ ] That's an absolute peach."
- 40:18>> Great.
- 40:18>> Great drive. Lovely draw, baby.
- 40:21>> Thanks, babe. That was good. Good shot.
- 40:23>> All right, we're going to get our first
- 40:25legitimate par. Here it comes. First
- 40:27legitimate par.
- 40:27>> I love how he hit it so good. And he's
- 40:29like, "A [ __ ] A [ __ ] Someone left aing
- 40:33banana on the ground. What a waste."
- 40:36>> Probably those children again. I still
- 40:38can't see the ball.
- 40:39>> Yeah, it's it's down there.
- 40:40>> I still can't see it. Oh, I think I
- 40:42think I see it now, but I can't tell. My
- 40:44eyesight sucks. But it looks like you
- 40:46could do a pitching wedge and get it on
- 40:47the green.
- 40:48>> You have pitching wedges every meon
- 40:50wedge
- 40:50>> every [ __ ] time. Off the driver.
- 40:52That's a pitching wedge. Pitching wedge.
- 40:55Oh, that you pitching wedge that. He's
- 40:56on the green. I might use a pitching
- 40:58wedge on this one.
- 40:59>> Everything's a [ __ ] pitching wedge.
- 41:01>> I love me a good old pitching wedge.
- 41:03>> He just likes saying pitching wedge.
- 41:05>> It's so It's fun to say pitching wedge.
- 41:07Ah, that was actually a crazy good
- 41:08drive. What the hell, Editor? Good job.
- 41:13>> Damn, we're still walking. Oh my gosh.
- 41:15>> You absolutely smashed this thing.
- 41:17>> Oh my days. How How many yards is this
- 41:19hole? This hole is 381 y.
- 41:23>> Yeah, bro. I think you nearly
- 41:25>> So, how [ __ ] far was that hit?
- 41:27>> You could range find the hole, right?
- 41:29>> Yeah.
- 41:30>> From here and then check back.
- 41:31>> Range find the hole and then we use
- 41:32subtraction.
- 41:33>> Now you got the range finder.
- 41:35>> Get the target finder.
- 41:36>> We need the target finder. It's time.
- 41:38The range finder. [ __ ] him.
- 41:42>> What's the length of the hole?
- 41:43>> Okay. So,
- 41:43>> from the greens.
- 41:44>> From the white.
- 41:45>> No, we're not from the white. Where? We
- 41:47didn't go white. We did green, didn't
- 41:48we?
- 41:49>> Yeah. So, how can you tell?
- 41:50>> I don't know how to tell. Red. Are we
- 41:52red? Maybe we bought off of red.
- 41:53>> Let's say
- 41:54>> Oh, red is the same distance, but it's
- 41:56just a par five instead of a par four.
- 41:58>> So, let's see.
- 41:58>> So, we're not red. It's still 381.
- 42:00>> So, you hit it 280 y.
- 42:02>> How do you know? Did you do the target
- 42:04finder?
- 42:04>> 100 m mark right there. Ball's right
- 42:06here.
- 42:07>> Oh, look at that. Is it meter or
- 42:09>> 100 yards? So, this is 90 yard.
- 42:11>> 280 yard drive. That's not bad, bro.
- 42:13>> I think 290.
- 42:14>> I think so.
- 42:15>> I think you're 290.
- 42:15>> I think that might be the best drive
- 42:17I've ever had in my whole life. I'm not
- 42:19even trolling.
- 42:19>> That is an incredible drive. 290 hours.
- 42:21That's not bad. Bash. We might get our
- 42:23first legitimate P. So, what do you got
- 42:25there, Brian? What club is that?
- 42:26>> This is an uh 58° high spin. Goes about
- 42:3088 yds.
- 42:30>> Just say a pitching wedge.
- 42:32>> No, it cuz it's not a pitching wedge.
- 42:33Pitching wedge goes 125 to 130 yards.
- 42:36>> Oh, I totally knew that.
- 42:39>> Oh, beautiful. Gorgeous.
- 42:42>> Sit. Sit.
- 42:43>> Absolutely gorgeous.
- 42:44>> [ __ ] it's too long.
- 42:45>> No, we can work with I can put that. I
- 42:47can put that. No bother. 30 yard putt,
- 42:48boys. We finished those all day.
- 42:50>> [ __ ]
- 42:51>> It's like breakfast.
- 42:52>> I could have done that one better for
- 42:53you.
- 42:53>> That was still very good, though. I'll
- 42:55tell you what, lads. We kept the best
- 42:56till last, haven't we?
- 42:57>> It's a long putt, man.
- 42:58>> We've kept the best till last.
- 43:00>> Yeah, this is good. I enjoyed this.
- 43:02>> Yeah,
- 43:02>> this is much nicer.
- 43:03>> Maybe we'll do another nine holes. CL.
- 43:06No, no, no. I'm good. I'm good. I'd like
- 43:08to go home.
- 43:09>> I need to [ __ ]
- 43:10>> But the clubhouse is right there. You
- 43:11could poo and you could do another nine.
- 43:12Jeez, this is a wicked, wicked po.
- 43:15>> I hit it way too long.
- 43:16>> This will be fun. We're going to reverse
- 43:17engineer this one, lad. Going to walk
- 43:19backwards. So, we're going to go down
- 43:20there that angle and we're going to
- 43:22allow We're going to Wait. No, that's
- 43:23not good.
- 43:23>> Yes. I want you to aim here to roll down
- 43:26here.
- 43:26>> No, I don't think so. Brake. I got this.
- 43:28Leave this to me, Mr. Henry. We're going
- 43:31to work together to get this totally
- 43:34legitimate power.
- 43:36>> Try it at me.
- 43:40>> Oh, it's going to roll. It'll roll.
- 43:41That'll roll. That'll roll. It'll keep
- 43:43rolling.
- 43:46Oh, I do think it should have been more
- 43:48right.
- 43:48>> I think you're right.
- 43:49>> Yeah,
- 43:50>> that didn't turn as much as I was.
- 43:52>> Nope.
- 43:53>> Hoping.
- 43:53>> I would have done a good bit more right.
- 43:55>> Okay.
- 43:56>> But I listened to Brian for once, so
- 43:57that's that's
- 43:59>> your mistake.
- 44:00>> I thought that was going to move much
- 44:01more.
- 44:02>> You know what? I got an angle. Give me
- 44:03an angle. I'm going to be the cameraman
- 44:04for this. Check this out, Brian. Look at
- 44:06this. The last putt. Boom. Look at that.
- 44:09We haven't had this camera angle yet.
- 44:11Look at that. Look at this camera angle.
- 44:13Now we're talking.
- 44:22>> Brian, you're about You should get up.
- 44:24You should You're about to p
- 44:24>> I really need to [ __ ]
- 44:25>> Yeah, you're about to poo in that
- 44:27position. You're going to poo. All
- 44:28right, here we go for our first
- 44:30legitimate bogey.
- 44:35For our first legitimate double bogey.
- 44:38Go on, bro.
- 44:40Yeah, we did it. We did it. We did it.
- 44:45We did it.
- 44:56Good communic.
- 44:58Beautiful comedic timing. Does that get
- 45:00picked up on the camera?
- 45:01>> Yeah, it should. Yeah.
- 45:03>> It's getting picked up by the wind, bro.
- 45:05Oh my god. Oh my gosh. Get away. Look. I
- 45:09could smell it. Oh, Clyde, that was
- 45:11brutal, bro. That was the salmon coming
- 45:13out right there.
- 45:14>> Salmon for sure.
- 45:16>> Hit the end of the video. Like,
- 45:17subscribe, and all the good stuff. Dead.
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