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0:00Kylie, you're my [ __ ]
0:02>> I don't know if I've ever been on a
0:03podcast before.
0:06>> Kylie and I are getting soed up today.
0:10>> Chloe, please.
0:12>> What is something that you think about
0:14all the time?
0:15>> Aliens. The first scary movie I've ever
0:17seen was Signs.
0:19>> What the is science? When you're
0:21spiraling, who do you text first? When
0:23do you mute our family group chat?
0:25>> You were always muted.
0:27>> What? Truth or dare? Okay.
0:30>> Will [music] you pick?
0:31>> Oh,
0:32>> are you okay?
0:33>> Are you okay? I see your eyes watering.
0:35>> No, mine are glossy from alcohol. Yours
0:38are glossy from tears. There's a
0:39difference. Sweet.
0:40>> What was our bonding experience like
0:43being pregnant?
0:44>> I [music] don't think we ever expected
0:46to be pregnant at the same time. Okay,
0:47let's call mom. Wait, did you mean to
0:49post that on Instagram?
0:50>> Bang, bang, kiss, kiss.
0:52>> What? Show me. Tell me right now and get
0:54it down. What are some of your
0:56superstitious rituals you do?
0:59>> Sorry, I'm applying my lip liner.
1:01>> Cheers to us.
1:02>> Cheers.
1:03>> And welcome and thank you for being on
1:05Chloe and Wonderland.
1:06>> I love you.
1:08>> I love you.
1:08>> I'm so scared to see this episode.
1:10[laughter]
1:15>> You are getting nasty right now. Better
1:18calm down.
1:22>> [music]
1:26>> Kylie. Hi.
1:27>> Welcome to Wonderland.
1:29>> Thank you. I'm so happy. I'm so happy
1:31that you're here. So happy.
1:32>> So, I don't know if people know and not
1:35like this isn't like a diss.
1:37>> No, it's fine.
1:38>> But this has been like the fourth
1:40attempt to get Kylie Jenner on the pod
1:43and it But timing is everything.
1:45>> Timing is everything
1:46>> because you're here now. We're present
1:48and Kylie and I are getting soed up
1:51today. Yeah. I don't know if we would
1:52have done that the other times.
1:54>> Yeah, you're right. We wouldn't have.
1:55Timing is everything.
1:56>> But also, can I have the floor?
1:58>> You can say everything.
1:59>> Okay.
2:01>> So, when you first were doing your
2:02podcast, we had a date. That's not true.
2:05>> I'm just kidding.
2:06>> We had a date to do it, but I felt like
2:09I felt strongly that you needed to
2:14>> have nonfamily members on first to
2:17solidify your place in the podcast
2:19world.
2:19>> Right. So I felt like you need to do you
2:22and then I'll come on
2:23>> you hoes half the time.
2:25>> Yeah.
2:25>> Yeah.
2:26>> Yeah.
2:26>> Right. And also what I do want to say to
2:29all the viewers and listeners is that
2:32>> I need to get something off my chest.
2:33>> Oh my god.
2:34>> I'm like wasted.
2:36>> Breaking news. Me too.
2:38>> It's hitting me.
2:39>> So Kylie and I before we started
2:41recording, we shared a shot together.
2:44>> Like what the is going to happen this
2:46whole time? Okay. But Kylie and I don't
2:48really drink that much anymore. And half
2:51a shot of vodka and half a martini
2:54really
2:55>> us up.
2:57>> Oh yeah.
2:58>> It's also like too
2:58>> when the olives slap you in the face,
3:00you know it's a big deal. [laughter]
3:03>> I'm like so like what's happening?
3:05>> But what I did want to say is that so
3:07Kylie and I shot a YouTube video
3:09together.
3:11Everyone has seen it cuz it's like the
3:13most viral sensation. It's definitely
3:15the best most watched video on YouTube,
3:17>> but we did that ages ago. So, in honor
3:20of that video, we did a YouTube video
3:22for your YouTube channel where Kylie and
3:26I were so drunk. I literally blacked out
3:29in the garage here, which is crazy. And
3:31Kylie's security to take me home when I
3:33had to hold it together for security. I
3:36felt like I was like, "Hello, sir. How
3:39are you?" I don't know why. Like I
3:40literally had like an accident.
3:42>> That's when um it was like well that's
3:46when I I was drinking personally a lot
3:49more and in the video I go I took six
3:51shots, Chloe took five shots. We're
3:54going to start the video.
3:55>> I've taken one shot and I'm like okay
3:58half of one with me.
3:59>> Yeah, that's true.
3:59>> And Kylie and I we're here. We have all
4:01of Kylie Cosmetics here cuz we're here
4:04and we're trying to bring that same
4:05energy. But I'm not asking Kylie today
4:08like where are you from because you're
4:09my sister. Like it's weird if I'm like
4:12so how was your childhood? So we're just
4:14going to ask random fun questions that
4:17probably most interviewers
4:18>> fun.
4:19>> It's fun.
4:21>> It's fun. And whatever you don't want to
4:23answer, say it, [ __ ] Shut the up and
4:25we don't answer it. And we move on. And
4:28these aren't like riveting questions
4:29because you're my sister. I can ask you
4:31things that another interviewer's too
4:33afraid to ask you because they need to
4:34be like proper.
4:36>> You [ __ ] I don't need to be proper.
4:38>> And on that note, let's take half a
4:41shot.
4:41>> You think so?
4:43>> Chloe, please.
4:45>> I'm not okay. How are you okay?
4:47>> I'm not okay, but I can read still.
4:50>> Okay, so I'm going to take a quarter.
4:52>> Mhm. I Can I just take a big gulp of my
4:55martini? It's like the same thing.
4:57>> Whatever you want to do.
5:03Okay.
5:04>> I also wanted to say I don't know if
5:06I've ever been on a podcast before.
5:08>> What? Right.
5:10>> I don't know.
5:10>> Whose podcast have I been on?
5:12>> Stars.
5:13>> No, I've never been on a podcast before,
5:16but I wanted this public announcement. I
5:18wanted to start maybe getting on some
5:20podcasts, but I couldn't have done that
5:22>> without going on your Now you're on
5:24mine. So, honestly, that's how it should
5:28be, though. Yeah. Duh.
5:30>> Okay. Kylie Kristen Jenner.
5:34>> Why are you scared?
5:35>> No, it's fine.
5:36>> Whatever you don't want to talk about,
5:38we're not talking about.
5:39>> It's fine.
5:39>> Okay.
5:40>> I'm just so drunk.
5:42>> Discuss your Roman Empire. Like, what do
5:45you think about way too much?
5:47>> What is something It could be the most
5:49like I think about the color pink all
5:51the time. Whatever it is. What is
5:53something that you think about all the
5:55time?
5:56>> Aliens, maybe. Yes. Talk to me.
5:59>> Yeah. Probably
6:02>> I just had
6:03>> you and I at this moment just we got so
6:05much deeper.
6:06>> Yeah.
6:06>> Yeah. Yeah. No, we just did.
6:07>> No, this we relate about this a lot. I
6:11just
6:12>> love you more and more every day.
6:13>> I don't know what it is ever since I was
6:15a child. I think it's because the first
6:16scary movie I've ever seen was Signs.
6:20>> What the is Science?
6:21>> Signs, [ __ ]
6:23>> I don't know. with Walking Phoenix.
6:26>> I don't know if I know. I have to see.
6:29>> Maybe if I show you a photo. But the f
6:30that was the first scary movie I've ever
6:32saw and it just gave me this like
6:34intense
6:36>> fear of aliens
6:38and that would just be something that I
6:40think about a lot.
6:41>> Do you think that they're So are you
6:43afraid of them now?
6:45>> Yes. So I want to reassure
6:48>> if aliens were to land on Earth like
6:51>> No, but I would I don't know what I
6:52would have to just
6:54>> Kylie, they are among us.
6:56>> You don't have to be afraid. Dr. Steven
6:58Greer already said that the government
7:01Thank you. that they're going to stage
7:03an alien invasion. So don't believe
7:05that.
7:06>> You said they are. They are.
7:07>> Dr. Steven Greer said they are. He said
7:10the government is going to try to
7:11instill fear in everyone. They're gonna
7:13stage an alien invasion. So, [ __ ] I'm
7:17good. Okay. When you can't fall asleep
7:19at night, what is your go-to scrolling
7:22app?
7:23>> Tik Tok.
7:24>> What are you looking up or you're just
7:25like mindless on the for you page?
7:27>> Yeah. And what is like your algorithm?
7:30>> It's really It's a lot of animals.
7:32>> Okay. And wait, wait, cut to how many
7:35animals do you have?
7:36>> So, I just got two cats and I have lots
7:39of dogs. I lost count. Yeah, you have a
7:41ton of dogs.
7:42>> But my Tik Tok scroll is like animals,
7:44like funny videos of like chickens and
7:47you have chickens.
7:48>> Lots of cats. I have chickens, too. Lots
7:51of cats. And
7:55what else is on my for you page? Like
7:57people falling and stuff. [gasps]
8:00>> That's random.
8:02>> Okay,
8:03>> that is random. Um,
8:06>> how many group chats do you think you
8:08have? I I feel like I only speak in
8:10group chats.
8:11>> Oh, really?
8:12>> Yeah.
8:12>> Okay. So, I feel honored when I have an
8:15individual conversation with you.
8:16>> Yes.
8:17>> Okay, cool.
8:17>> I'm like, "Oo, this is serious." If
8:19Chloe's texting me on the side.
8:21>> Yeah.
8:21>> Yeah.
8:22>> Yeah. I want to know what are some of
8:25your memories of us growing up in the
8:28same house? Like, they could be the most
8:29random. Like, I don't know. What are
8:32like the things that come to mind?
8:34>> Okay. Do you want to know some of my
8:37earliest memories with you?
8:38>> I do.
8:38>> Okay. We were at the Hidden Hills house
8:41and I remember you were it was my
8:43birthday.
8:44>> Okay.
8:45>> And we were by the window. I just
8:48remember this was like a very early
8:49memory. So I just remember we were by a
8:51window by the by the backyard and you
8:54were ask you were telling me how old I
8:56was turning and I think I was like four
8:58or something.
8:59>> Shut up. Yes. And you were like, "Hold
9:02up your fingers." And you were helping
9:03me hold my fingers up.
9:05>> Kylie, there's no way you remember this.
9:06>> Are you going to cry?
9:07>> No. I need to hear the rest.
9:11>> I cried.
9:14>> Wait,
9:15>> are you okay?
9:16>> Are you okay? I see your eyes watering.
9:19>> No, mine are glossy from alcohol. Yours
9:21are glossy from tears. There's a
9:23difference.
9:23>> Sweet.
9:24>> And then I remember um this is a little
9:27scarier. Oh,
9:29>> I just remember you when you got in your
9:30car crash.
9:31>> Wait.
9:32>> And you were like laying in your bed
9:33with a neck brace. [laughter]
9:39>> And I remember
9:39>> these are not the same story, by the
9:41way.
9:41>> No, this was a different time.
9:43>> Okay. So then [laughter]
9:45So the first memory is That's
9:49so sweet of me. You were four
9:51>> and you were holding up my fingers to
9:53tell me how old I was.
9:56That's so sweet. I'm going to cry just
9:58cuz you're crying.
10:00>> I mean, it's the martinis do this to me.
10:02I don't know why.
10:02>> Sweet. Okay. And then pause.
10:06>> Pause. Another memory.
10:07>> Memory is
10:09>> I remember you. I remember I think my
10:12when my you know my mother and my father
10:14>> Mhm. I know that.
10:15>> And they were like, Chloe, they kind of
10:17I remember they like explained to me
10:18kind of what happened and then I went in
10:20to see you and you were like laying in
10:22bed with a neck brace. Am I wrong?
10:23>> No, you're not. Yeah.
10:25>> So, at 16 years old, I got into a really
10:28bad car accident where an older
10:31gentleman ran a red light. I spun out. I
10:35went through my car windshield. I had to
10:37be removed from the car with the jaws of
10:39life is what it's called. I've had three
10:42knee surgeries um from it. I was in a
10:45neck brace. I had like third.
10:48>> Yes. My head went through the
10:49windshield. Um, and my dad always said,
10:53and I remember it was on Cold Water
10:55right before Ventura, my dad's office.
10:57>> I never knew where it was.
10:58>> I knew I know exactly where it is. If I
11:00drive by it, I'm like, "Oh." I literally
11:02start like tensing up
11:04>> cuz I'm like, "Pay attention. Look all
11:06around you." I And I remember the stop
11:08sign the man rolled to hit me.
11:11>> So, it was a stop sign.
11:13>> Yes. So, Ventura was there and then
11:15right below it was like a stop sign and
11:18to my right cuz I was driving to my
11:20dad's office and my dad's office was
11:22there was a Jerry's Deli in a pins
11:24bowling alley and my dad had an office
11:26right before. Okay. And my I had a
11:28Mercedes and my OnStar
11:31immediately called my dad's office and
11:33Kim answered cuz she was his secretary
11:35and it said airbag went off whatever it
11:38says and Kim ran down and I kept saying
11:39mom
11:41and I bl I have no recollection of that
11:43at all. Kim would always say that and
11:44they cut my jeans and it was the only I
11:46was a little chubbier so it was the only
11:48pair of jeans that fit me and I kept
11:50saying these are the only Kim told me
11:52this. These are the only jeans that
11:54work. Don't do that to me.
11:56>> Oh wow. And I went straight to surgery
11:58that day for my knee. But um and I had
12:02some memory loss from that incident. And
12:06yeah, and that was horrible. And then I
12:08was put in a neck brace. I had a knee
12:10brace from my ankle to my upper thigh
12:13for like 3 months. And mom made me go on
12:15a date with someone in that time. And I
12:17was like, [laughter] the way I walked
12:19into the date, her and Gunner put me on
12:21a date with someone. It was like the
12:23meanest thing. remember you healing at
12:26the at home. I remember that was like
12:28very significant.
12:30>> Yeah, that was that was
12:31>> and you and Mad with your neck brace.
12:33>> That wasn't great. But I'm alive and
12:35praise God.
12:36>> Praise God.
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15:58>> Does Kylie remember Chloe sneaking out
16:01and getting in trouble? Are those any of
16:03your memories? Okay, good.
16:04>> I think Chris shielded me from that.
16:06>> Thank God.
16:07>> Yeah.
16:07>> So, what are your other memories?
16:09>> My other memories, they're all positive.
16:12You were definitely a strong authority
16:15figure in my life. So Khloe's the one
16:18that like always had my password. I
16:20remember I really wanted a Facebook or
16:22MySpace
16:23>> and Twitter.
16:24>> MySpace, Facebook, Twitter were the
16:26first three socials. But before I could
16:29even have an account, like you had to
16:32sit Kendall and I down, talk to us about
16:34the dangers of social media. You needed
16:36our password.
16:38>> And if you guys changed your passwords,
16:39I would always say, "I'm coming to find
16:41you and I'm taking them off your like
16:43whatever. You're not allowed to have
16:44them because if you violated not giving
16:47me the password.
16:48>> Yeah.
16:48>> And you guys were so good.
16:50>> Yeah, we were.
16:50>> Yeah.
16:51>> I think that saved me from a lot of
16:53things probably. I didn't even have the
16:55thought that I can do anything bad on
16:58social media cuz I really felt like you
17:00were watching that. And then
17:04just like if I would get in trouble, you
17:05would take the home phone away from my
17:08bedroom. [laughter]
17:09>> You were definitely like I respected
17:12you.
17:14I don't know who I would have been. I
17:16don't know who I would have been today
17:17if you weren't there.
17:19>> I remember
17:20>> because you were like the discipline
17:22>> disciplinary
17:23>> in my life.
17:24>> Yeah. And I love that. But we also had
17:26such a great relationship. Like I
17:28remember when you told me the first
17:30person that you had like a real serious
17:32relationship with and I remember like
17:35you would talk about it so freely. I
17:37remember exactly where I was. I was
17:38actually on the freeway. You called me
17:40and you told me all these intimate
17:41things. And I remember like, okay, I had
17:45to put the phone down and be like,
17:48okay, we just turned a corner. Like
17:49thinking to myself, she's not a little
17:52girl anymore.
17:53>> But I had to like be cool,
17:55>> okay?
17:56>> And not like,
17:57>> don't blow it, Chloe. Like, let her
17:59still tell you things. But I I was
18:01driving to a basketball game, I think,
18:04>> and I just remember like telling myself,
18:06"Okay, be cool. This information isn't
18:08great, but now she's like dating people.
18:10We're okay. We're okay." And I just
18:12remember and you would always come to me
18:15with problems and I took such pride in
18:18that.
18:18>> A
18:19>> yeah,
18:19>> I didn't know that.
18:20>> I Well, cuz I literally was like,
18:23>> "Don't freak out. It's okay." Do you
18:25remember the first time you've ever like
18:27lied to me? I don't really know if you
18:29and I have a lying relationship.
18:31>> We don't really have a lying
18:32relationship, but anytime I would even
18:35attempt to, I feel like you would catch
18:36me in a lie like immediately.
18:38>> I feel like we're both way too afraid to
18:40lie to you. Yeah. And you're just we
18:43don't have a lying
18:45family really.
18:46>> Yeah.
18:46>> Like I feel like we're we would just
18:49avoid as opposed to lie.
18:51>> Yeah.
18:52>> If that makes sense.
18:52>> I agree.
18:53>> Oh yeah. It up, Kylie.
18:55>> Cheers to that.
18:56>> Cheers.
18:56>> We've already cried. We've laughed.
19:00>> What was our bonding experience like
19:02being pregnant?
19:04>> I don't think we ever expected to be
19:06pregnant at the same time.
19:07>> Never.
19:08>> In a million years.
19:09>> No. going from you helping me count my
19:12birthday on my fingers
19:14>> to being pregnant together. So, I think
19:16that
19:18>> we embraced it. I think we were we were
19:21Yeah, we did.
19:22>> I remember
19:24like respectfully. I think Kim was first
19:29and she was a surrogate so she wasn't
19:32>> We really took her shine away really
19:33quick.
19:34>> We did. And I remember how jealous she
19:36was that you and I were pregnant
19:37together. Oh yeah, cuz then she was
19:38like, "Why did I do that?"
19:40>> Like, "Why wasn't I pregnant with you?"
19:41Cuz it just would have been like, "What
19:43an experience." And then you were
19:45pregnant. I had not a clue. Obviously, I
19:49was pregnant 3 months after you.
19:51>> And I remember having the barbecue at
19:53mom's. You couldn't be there. You were
19:55sick from pregnancy
19:57>> and you were in bed. And when we
19:58facetimed you, you were like, "Stop. Are
20:01you pregnant?" And I remember saying,
20:03"Yes." And it was like,
20:05>> never in a million years did I think
20:06that. You and I did photo shoots
20:08together and so many amazing things, but
20:11never in a million years would I think
20:12that.
20:13>> I know. And
20:14>> God has such a way.
20:16>> And having our sons together,
20:17>> having our sons together,
20:19>> ever.
20:19>> And Kylie is really one of the main
20:22reasons why I felt so
20:26safe and comfortable having Tatum
20:28because Kylie was like, "Come on. heir
20:31is six months older than Tatum.
20:33>> And when I was like crying and like why
20:36is this happening? I can't believe it's
20:37happening a second time. And you were
20:39like but God makes no mistakes and this
20:42is supposed to happen and now our sons
20:43get to grow up together and we and
20:45Stormy and True and now we have Tatum
20:48and Heir and you were so right.
20:50>> Well, who could have planned it better?
20:53>> God,
20:53>> you know,
20:54>> that's it.
20:55>> It was like
20:55>> It's crazy.
20:56>> It is crazy.
20:57>> It really is crazy.
20:58>> And they have each other. Thank God. Cuz
21:01who would Aaron be with?
21:02>> I don't know.
21:03>> No. Who would Tatum be with?
21:05>> I don't know.
21:05>> Right. It's crazy.
21:07>> They're so cute. And we have to keep
21:08them like nice and sensitive cuz when
21:10they're together, they like I just sent
21:12Chloe a video like two days ago. They
21:14went to Disneyland and they were like in
21:16the cart like holding hands like this.
21:18>> They around Disneyland looking around
21:21>> like looking enjoying the experience.
21:22>> I want them to like
21:24>> They will
21:27love each other.
21:28>> Yeah, they do. What surprised you most
21:30about becoming a mom?
21:32>> I don't think you realize how
21:36selfish you are. Like even the little
21:39things until you have kids, like leaving
21:41the house, just
21:44>> Yeah.
21:44>> leaving the house.
21:45>> Like even just going to a friend's
21:46house. It could be going to a friend's
21:48house.
21:48>> Can't do those things anymore.
21:50>> Yeah. So, I think just little things
21:52like that. But also,
21:55I was really scared the first time I was
21:57really young. I also think that maybe
22:00people don't fully know about you is
22:04that since you were little,
22:08you were the biggest nurturer. And Kylie
22:11had a dog named Dolce.
22:14>> Mhm.
22:14>> And I think you got this dog at seven,
22:17maybe younger.
22:18>> Mhm.
22:18>> But around seven in um Sherwood, so
22:22probably younger, like maybe six.
22:24>> Maybe six or seven. And the way Kylie
22:28was obsessed with this animal and the
22:30way like normally kids are like I want a
22:32dog. I want a dog and they're cool for
22:34like 2 weeks and then the kid like it's
22:36the parents responsibility. This dog was
22:38Kylie's baby.
22:39>> I couldn't have sleepovers because I was
22:41so obsessed with the dog and it was
22:44instead of calling your parents when
22:45you're at a sleepover like mom I miss
22:47you. It would be like how's Dolce? Is
22:50Dolce okay? I have to come home.
22:53>> Yes. So I think innately Kylie has had
22:56this maternal instinct her entire life
23:00and even if people saw it or they didn't
23:02see it like so obviously a dog and a
23:05human are two different things but
23:06you've always had these progressional
23:08steps that were so natural to you and
23:11you had this maternal instinct even with
23:13your friends and you're silly and fun
23:15and all of that but the mom gene I don't
23:18think there was a lot that needed to
23:20change you
23:21>> cuz you were just like okay whenever it
23:23happens happens. I'm ready. Like I I can
23:25lock in.
23:26>> Yeah.
23:27>> And you do. You lock in.
23:29>> Thank you, babe. Cheers.
23:31>> Oh, yeah.
23:32>> I mean, I'm still going.
23:34>> You better go.
23:38>> What are the difference of these
23:39brushes? You know what I wish you would
23:41do?
23:41>> What?
23:42>> I wish cuz like for idiots like me who
23:45doesn't know makeup,
23:46>> you see how it says Kylie Cosmetics? I
23:48wish this said like blush brush. I don't
23:50give a [ __ ] about your number.
23:52>> No, I love that. Thank you for the
23:53feedback.
23:54>> Contour.
23:55>> I also don't want to but I don't want to
23:57limit it to
23:58>> Okay.
23:59>> But on the website it says more
24:01information.
24:02>> I just I'm not This is my foundation
24:04brush. I'm not Oh, okay. I was going to
24:05use that brush. This Okay. I need some
24:07blush.
24:08>> But you can use it for anything. Like
24:09this is my skin tint brush, but I use it
24:11for contour.
24:12>> I'm just not like a makeup brush. This
24:14is the concealer brush. You don't use
24:16this.
24:17>> I have it, but I wish it said concealer.
24:20So,
24:20>> no. No. No. This is the best brush ever
24:22for
24:23>> I just need something. I wish these said
24:25like specifics. That's just my wish and
24:28you could customize it just for me. How
24:30do you balance maintaining your personal
24:32identity while being a parent?
24:34>> I think I have a really good balance.
24:38>> You have a great balance.
24:39>> I have a really good balance. I think
24:41that I definitely still feel like
24:43myself.
24:46It was really hard for me having kids so
24:49young and your just the emotions and the
24:52postpartum
24:54>> and probably being the only one in your
24:55circle.
24:56>> The only one. Iris. That's Iris and I
24:59became a lot closer. She's a little bit
25:01older than me. She We had kids together
25:02also.
25:03>> Iris was on the pod.
25:04>> She was on the pod.
25:06But
25:08I think I did a a pretty good job. I
25:10think it just takes time.
25:12>> You did a great job. But I do wonder.
25:14>> It took me like a year probably after
25:16both times to really tell myself again.
25:19>> I think that's normal.
25:20>> Yeah.
25:20>> I think it just takes a minute to like
25:22get your mojo back.
25:24>> No, it does.
25:24>> Has being a mom changed how you think
25:26about your own childhood or how you view
25:29mom?
25:30>> Yes.
25:31>> In what ways?
25:32>> I think that I can relate to her more. I
25:36understand maybe some of the decisions
25:38that she made.
25:41For sure. It's changed my whole
25:42relationship with my mom.
25:44>> It's interesting cuz in interviews if
25:46someone asks me like, "Has being a mom
25:48changed the way you view mom?" And I say
25:52significantly. And I say I almost am
25:55jealous of Kylie for getting to have
25:59because I think when you become a mom,
26:01you have so much more empathy for your
26:03own mother.
26:04>> Like you understand, wait, we're just
26:06humans.
26:07>> Yeah.
26:07>> And she's doing the best she knows how
26:10to do. just cuz you're a mom or a
26:12doctor. We put so much like power with
26:15these people
26:16>> and like they're still normal human
26:19beings that like yes, we view them as
26:21superheroes but doesn't necessarily mean
26:23they are and they're just like
26:25>> our mom had us in her young 20 or had
26:28the older ones in the young 20s and then
26:31if she makes mistakes that's okay. We're
26:33allowed to give her grace and
26:34forgiveness. And so the fact that you
26:37get that understanding so young, your
26:39relationship with mom gets to be so
26:41close from such an early age where
26:44>> I feel like mom and I buted heads a lot
26:46when I was a teenager.
26:48>> When I was a teenager, too, though.
26:50>> Really?
26:51>> Like before I moved out the house, I
26:52couldn't wait to get the out of there. I
26:54>> feel like you and mom, you were like
26:56always a mommy's girl.
26:57>> Her nickname me and Stace lived Stace
27:00lived with me basically. Her nickname
27:01was Dark Shadows and every time she
27:03would walk in the door, we'd be like,
27:04"Dark Shadows is home." Like we
27:07>> like I had such a hard time. We But I
27:11>> She didn't understand. I mean, you know
27:13me as a human being. I'm very type Her
27:15name was what?
27:16>> Satan.
27:17>> Yeah, exactly.
27:19>> But I'm very type B.
27:20>> Yeah. No, there's no A.
27:22>> There's There's no A.
27:24>> Nope.
27:24>> In here. Mm-m.
27:25>> I'm like messy, but in a very like I
27:30know where everything is. It's just how
27:32my brain works. Like if if there's a
27:33mess and someone moves my mess.
27:35>> You guys,
27:36>> I know where I know
27:37>> during the fires. Okay, Kylie was nice
27:40enough. She we were getting evacuated.
27:42Hidden Hills, the podcast, we had to
27:45even I think prolong our start of our
27:48podcast because the fires. Kylie was
27:50nice enough. She was like, "Come
27:52evacuate me, Scott, all the kids." And
27:55we were all at Kylie
27:56>> about your evacuation.
27:57>> No, no, no. We were all at the No, no,
27:59I'm not. We're all at her other home in
28:01Beverly Hills. And Kylie's like, "Are
28:04you good? Are you coming to Palm
28:05Springs?" Like, "Yes, we're going
28:06tomorrow. Thank you so much for letting
28:08us be here." And she's like, "Are
28:10[gasps] you are you um" Kylie said, "Are
28:13you going crazy?" And I was like, "Why?"
28:16And she's like, "Because all the piles
28:18[laughter] of things everywhere." And I
28:19was like, "Well, now that you offered
28:21that, yes, it's a little crazy." And
28:23she's like, "Chloe, I'm just a go with
28:26the flow type of girl. I don't want to
28:28stress about things." And I was like,
28:31"Okay." She was so like like just
28:35laxidasical. I was so envious. It wasn't
28:38even like was everywhere. You were just
28:40like, "There's a method to this.
28:42>> Be cool."
28:44>> And I was not cool.
28:45>> Okay.
28:46>> I couldn't handle it. And you were so
28:48great. And I was like, and the fact they
28:49even let us all come over there, that
28:51alone would have freaked me out. You
28:52know, mom would have been like the
28:53[laughter]
28:54the hotel is full.
28:55>> Yeah.
28:56>> Just even if it was empty, just because
28:58she's like,
28:59>> you and Scott, right,
29:00>> me, Scott, CeCe, LA,
29:02>> a
29:03>> all of our kids. Um,
29:06Rob and Dream.
29:08>> I didn't even know you guys were all
29:10>> I mean, I told everyone you can
29:12absolutely go, but I was out of town and
29:14I didn't I didn't.
29:14>> Yeah. No, you were fine. But you were so
29:16chill and you were like, "Are you going
29:18nuts?" I was like, "I was right after
29:21Christmas." I was in your bed. But the
29:23thing,
29:23>> but my room, by the way, we're making it
29:25seem like my room is like a tornado.
29:27It's just like, you know, I have books
29:28and I have my crystals and I have my
29:30>> stacks. And it was right after
29:31Christmas. So the presents and they was
29:34like, but to you it's or I was like, "Do
29:36you want me to help you put this away?"
29:37You're like, "No, I know where
29:38everything is." And I'm like, "Okay."
29:41>> Like it was great.
29:42>> And my closet, I don't know what to do
29:44about my closet. It's like,
29:46>> "No, but you're
29:46>> I keep trying to I know. So, it'll be a
29:48fresh start."
29:49>> Mhm. What do you think our different
29:51parenting styles are? Cuz I think you
29:53and I are somewhat similar or No. Am I
29:57crazy?
29:58>> No, we are similar.
29:59>> Yeah, I feel like we are.
30:00>> I think you are Well, you're the best
30:03mom.
30:04>> Thank you. So are you though.
30:06>> Thank you. I think you're a little more
30:08uh regimented.
30:10>> Mhm. Regimented. Yep. Better word.
30:13>> Yeah.
30:13>> Than rigid.
30:15[laughter]
30:16you are very like they need to be asleep
30:19at this time or like my day like it's
30:22the the world has ended you know where
30:26I'm a little like it's like fine we're
30:29at Disneyland like they can stay 30 more
30:31minutes you're very
30:33>> listen I let Tatum go to Disneyland the
30:35other day
30:36>> but even now not have I know he did I
30:38got the update I'm like wow I wasn't
30:40even going to say anything but he's like
30:42seven
30:43>> and he was a demon He's seven. He's
30:45three. He when he came home, he was
30:48like, "Don't you talk to me." I was
30:51like, [laughter] "Oh my gosh, Tatum, is
30:54that you?"
30:54>> Well, because you haven't because he's
30:57never not had a nap.
30:58>> Tatum needs his nap. Tatum was a
31:01>> son. He hasn't had a nap in like a year.
31:04>> He has lost his nap.
31:06>> Yes, for a few months now.
31:08>> Kylie, that's major. Well, they're going
31:12to be in preschool next year.
31:13>> True. No, it's h it's happening soon.
31:17>> Is also six months older than Tatum.
31:20>> That's true.
31:21>> It's a big difference. And Tatum was
31:23>> out of the movie of The Exorcist when I
31:26saw him after Disneyland. I was like, I
31:29need
31:29>> But they got to go on more rides. And
31:31he's not going to remember. Oh, I was so
31:33tired. I just coming home from Disney.
31:36He's going to remember
31:37>> begging for his nap. I said, he will not
31:39have a nap. and he was fine. Okay,
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33:10What is the peak and the pit of your
33:13week so far?
33:14>> Well, the pit of my week is losing my
33:16Norman.
33:17>> That was like very hard for me.
33:19>> Very hard.
33:20>> I didn't think that I was preparing
33:23myself because he was about to turn 13
33:25and I knew that I didn't have as much
33:27time with him. But
33:28>> but how crazy was the King Kylie
33:30anniversary of it all?
33:31>> I know. It's like he made it to King
33:34Kylie. But that was definitely the pit
33:35of my day. The peak the week.
33:39>> The peak would be
33:41>> besides being here.
33:43>> Thank you.
33:44>> It would be I think my King Kylie
33:47collection launching.
33:49>> Been preparing for that for like years.
33:51>> No. In 10 years of any brand, anything,
33:55store, anything being in existence,
33:58that's
34:01iconic.
34:01>> Yeah, it's like a dream.
34:03>> It is.
34:03>> I didn't think this far, but it's pretty
34:06amazing.
34:07>> How could you? You were so young
34:09starting this from your you were at
34:11mom's house like this is what I want to
34:14do and you did it and look at you. It's
34:17amazing.
34:18>> Thank you. Speaking of King Kylie, we
34:21have pop star Kylie.
34:22>> Yes.
34:23>> Okay. How does it feel to be pop star
34:25Kylie? I send you so many Tik Tok. Okay.
34:28So, all I do is send I've sent you like
34:3120 Tik Toks that I'm ignored on that
34:35Kylie. It's
34:36>> you send me Tik Toks like on Tik Tok.
34:39>> No, I don't know how to do that. Just to
34:40your text.
34:41>> I don't look at those
34:42>> obviously, but you look at your text
34:44messages. It's fine. I'm not offended.
34:46>> Okay, whatever. And they're all about
34:48the fourth strike song and people
34:50dancing to them. They have choreography.
34:52>> I do. I did ignore that last one. But
34:53only because I've seen it already and I
34:55was like, "Oh, it feels good." I just I
34:57don't care if you acknowledge me. I'm
34:58like, "You should like hype them up." I
35:00think it's so cute. How does it feel?
35:03>> It feels really good cuz I had zero
35:05expectation.
35:07>> I didn't expect really like
35:10>> I mean, I loved it. I was proud of it.
35:12that I thought it was amazing, but I I
35:13didn't really do it for
35:17to get a number one song or like I
35:19wasn't
35:20>> Yeah,
35:20>> I tried and I put, you know, all the
35:23love and the best I could do, but I
35:25wasn't expecting anything. So, anything
35:27extra is feels really good.
35:30>> It's just like creative freedom and to
35:31have fun.
35:32>> Well, you know, it was on my vision
35:34board.
35:34>> What?
35:36>> To record a song.
35:38>> I love that.
35:39>> Yeah.
35:39>> And when do you make vision boards?
35:40>> December. I do them with Iris every year
35:44like around New Year's. We just do it
35:46when our schedules align.
35:48>> Iris, I feel like anything she puts on
35:51those boards,
35:52>> she's such a good manifesttor.
35:53>> She's such a good manifesttor. It's
35:56crazy. Anything she puts on board,
35:58>> we did a vision board and honestly, I
36:01haven't done one in a few years since
36:03then, but everything on my vision board
36:04has like come true.
36:05>> Okay, then we got to do another one.
36:07>> That's what I'm saying. I'm setting up
36:08now. I'm like going to dream even
36:10bigger. I have some I have some thoughts
36:12for my vision board.
36:13>> Okay. I want you to put them on the
36:14vision board. I'm not going to tell you
36:16>> to talk about them, but I I need to be a
36:18part of this.
36:19>> Yeah,
36:19>> I need to.
36:20>> We should do with the three of us.
36:22>> We should.
36:22>> But yeah, I did record a record a song
36:25like get out of your comfort zone.
36:27>> Did you put acting on there? Cuz I mean,
36:30you're acting girl.
36:32>> I did.
36:33>> I put You did? Well, I didn't put
36:35acting, but I put more general like do
36:38things that you're afraid of. Do things
36:40outside of your comfort zone.
36:42>> What are the two things that you're most
36:44afraid of?
36:45>> Um, career-wise, acting and singing.
36:48>> Okay. And you did both this year?
36:51>> Wow.
36:52>> Oh my god. For the for the Charlie movie
36:54coming out, I was Chloe.
36:57>> What?
36:58>> I I I was so scared
37:02for for days. like what like
37:05>> to actually do it.
37:06>> I had a very small part. I mean I had a
37:09lot of lines but I was I was just so
37:11afraid. I think I'm so used to
37:14>> I think I used to do a lot more things
37:16out of my comfort zone and now I'm used
37:18to like being very sheltered staying in
37:20my in like a you know safe
37:23>> box
37:24>> box for me.
37:25>> I relate to that a lot.
37:26>> Yeah. just like my safe space to not be
37:29it's probably the reason why I don't
37:30share as much just to not be judged or
37:32criticized or years of that takes a toll
37:36on you and I think at a certain point
37:37you're like okay I'm going to do A B and
37:40C to just protect myself.
37:45I'm like so drunk. [laughter]
37:48No, everything I'm saying I like mean,
37:50but I'm like, "Wow, I'm gonna look back
37:52on this and be like, you're not okay."
37:55>> But um and then um so I just I don't
37:58even remember what I was talking about.
37:59Anyway, I was very scared to do this and
38:02very proud of myself when I did it.
38:04>> I'm so proud. I remember when you did
38:06it.
38:06>> Yeah.
38:07>> I'm so proud of you.
38:09>> Who do you turn to for acting? I don't
38:11know if it's advice or just support or
38:14like to give you that confidence that
38:16you need.
38:17>> I think well before I officially it was
38:20right around when Jesus passed so I felt
38:22like I committed to it and then I was
38:25like wow I'm in a really bad place and I
38:28just don't know
38:30in a month from now if I'll be okay to
38:32do this. I think it was like a month
38:33away.
38:35And
38:36but I still, you know, I was like I I
38:38know the director obviously, Aiden. So I
38:40was like in contact with him and I'm
38:42like, I really want to do it. I hope
38:43that I'm in a better place. Like just
38:45give me a chance. Like I'll get it
38:47together. And then closer to I actually
38:50called Kim and I was just like, I know
38:53you're like in your acting bag right now
38:56and I just need a little like
38:58encouragement and some advice. And I
39:00read the lines to her like how I would
39:02say it and she was like you got you like
39:04you're saying it perfect. You got this.
39:06This is so easy.
39:07>> What's your role or do you not want to
39:09give it away?
39:09>> Myself.
39:10>> Cute.
39:10>> I can't tell you anything other than
39:12that. But basically it's major
39:14obviously.
39:14>> Obviously. Do you want to continue
39:16acting?
39:18>> I get in your acting bag.
39:21>> I would do it if it was like the right
39:25thing.
39:25>> Was the right thing. The right role.
39:27Okay. I would
39:30>> I don't think I'm so I would love to do
39:33something that was like I think I'm I
39:37think I'm hilarious.
39:39>> You are.
39:40>> So I would want to do something that was
39:41like funny or I don't know. I think it
39:45would have to just be the right thing.
39:47>> What is your goto TV show?
39:49>> Um I'm watching Task right now.
39:51>> What the is that?
39:52>> Oh my god, you're such a loser.
39:55>> I'm such a loser with TV. So tell me,
39:58what are you watching?
39:58>> Honestly, it's fine. Wait, let me just
40:01>> because I'm watching Love is Blind and
40:03when I get home later, I get to watch
40:05the wedding episodes. Have you watched
40:07>> I haven't gotten into the recent season.
40:10>> What?
40:10>> Okay, so maybe I'll get into that after.
40:12But I'm watching Task right now and I'm
40:13really into
40:14>> What's Task about?
40:15>> Task is about I'm like bleeding. It's
40:18cool.
40:18>> You're bleeding?
40:18>> Look at my big toe.
40:21>> Whatever. [laughter]
40:22So,
40:23>> I have to pee so badly and I'm just like
40:25holding on. Just
40:26>> take a pee break. I need a second.
40:28>> I need to pee break.
40:32>> We are back. What are some of your silly
40:35and superstitious rituals you do in cuz
40:39you are superstitious.
40:42>> Sorry, I'm applying my lip liner.
40:43>> That's okay.
40:44>> Okay.
40:45>> Wouldn't you consider yourself
40:47superstitious?
40:48>> I think so.
40:51I just believe in like whatever you
40:53believe in.
40:54>> Yeah. So, what are three things you
40:55believe in?
40:56>> Like I don't know. What are you trying
40:58to say?
40:58>> I'm trying to say that.
41:00>> Well, you love crystals.
41:03>> I love I loved crystals. I still love
41:06crystals.
41:07>> Got it. Okay.
41:08>> But I wouldn't say like I I don't really
41:10like lead them out and the moonlight and
41:12the sun and charge them and the whole
41:13thing. But yes, I used to be obsessed.
41:15>> Okay.
41:17>> So, no superstitions.
41:19I don't think so. I think I just don't
41:21really speak anything into existence
41:23that I I I will keep things inside my
41:27deepest fears in my head cuz I won't
41:30think of them. I mean, I I won't say
41:32them out loud to other people.
41:34>> I will say that's the smartest thing you
41:36could do. I don't care what you believe
41:38in.
41:40>> The tongue is so powerful.
41:42>> I agree.
41:42>> And whether we sing it in a song or
41:44whatever, that comes true. M
41:48>> your body doesn't know if you're singing
41:49a song.
41:50>> Yeah,
41:50>> it comes true. I do believe in that.
41:53>> Period.
41:54>> When do you mute our family group chat?
41:57Like at what point?
41:59>> You're not muted now cuz I got a new
42:00phone. You were always muted.
42:03>> Oh, this
42:04>> just because sometimes when you guys are
42:06just sometimes we will be having
42:09separate conversations on the chat
42:11>> and it's like I don't really need to
42:13hear this right now. This has nothing to
42:16do with me. But so far I mean so far so
42:18far no muting yeah has happened.
42:21>> Your boundaries
42:24I don't know 10 years ago to now
42:28have they changed
42:30>> my boundaries personally?
42:32>> Yeah.
42:32>> Yeah. For sure.
42:34>> Right. And do you think
42:37like I remember how much we all used to
42:39get on court for like the trigger word
42:42of boundaries.
42:43>> Yes. But now, like, especially that I'm
42:45older and like I have kids, I'm like
42:48>> I'm eating my words, like I love a
42:49boundary.
42:50>> Yeah.
42:51>> Do you love a boundary?
42:52>> I do love a boundary. Of course.
42:54>> What's your favorite boundary
42:56>> that I have for myself personally?
42:58>> Like my kids personal life, I guess.
43:01>> I will say you in court are the best at
43:05having whatever boundaries are. They're
43:06very different, you and court, but what
43:08your boundaries are,
43:10>> just abide by them. Yeah.
43:12I love that you guys aren't
43:15frustrated. I'm like, "Come on." Or
43:17whatever,
43:18>> but I respect
43:20how you guys like, "No, I'm not bending
43:23for anyone." And you don't feel guilty
43:25about it. I wish I didn't feel guilty
43:26about
43:28>> everything. [clears throat] I feel
43:29guilty about everything. When you're
43:31spiraling, who do you text first?
43:34>> When I'm spiraling,
43:36well, I'll call you a lot when I'm
43:38spiraling.
43:39>> I love that.
43:40>> I do. I really love that. The last call
43:43was fun.
43:44>> What was that?
43:45>> The hair.
43:46>> Oh, yes.
43:47>> My daughter True had a really high
43:50temperature. I posted about it last
43:52Christmas and it like was so so so sad.
43:56True had 107 fever.
43:58>> Crazy.
43:59>> So crazy. I never knew that if you had
44:02such a high fever for that long. Months
44:05later, 3 months later, it will cause
44:08significant hair loss. True lost about
44:11between 50 to 60% of her hair in volume.
44:14She still has hair. We took her to the
44:17doctors. It was the most terrifying
44:19thing. Kylie and I really were able to
44:23talk about Stormmy had a an interesting
44:26hair situation and hair trauma is a big
44:29thing.
44:29>> Mhm. I think when it happens to you as
44:32an adult, you're like, "Okay, I can This
44:34sucks. I can process this. Hair will
44:35grow back. go get some whatever
44:37extensions
44:39>> when it happens to your kid.
44:42>> Like
44:43it sucks.
44:44>> And you have to stay strong so they
44:46don't realize there's a problem.
44:47>> Of course. Of course.
44:48>> And that's the hardest part.
44:50>> Yeah.
44:50>> I think that's the hardest part. I
44:52really do. How are you letting loose and
44:54finding your happiness these days? Like
44:57what makes you happy?
44:59>> I
45:01have never been happier.
45:03>> I love that. Thank you.
45:06>> And what makes you so happy? Just all
45:08the stars are aligning.
45:10>> All the stars are aligning and
45:14>> yeah, I don't know. I mean, there's a
45:17lot that I think it's just also growing
45:20up. I think
45:22>> and finding yourself and um
45:25>> certain things,
45:26>> surrounding yourself with the right
45:27people, everything.
45:30>> How do you feel about Kendall turning
45:3230? Kendall turning 30 really scares me.
45:35>> Why?
45:37>> I don't like it at all.
45:38>> But why don't you like it? Cuz you know
45:40you're next.
45:40>> Yeah.
45:41>> Yeah. I figured. [gasps]
45:43>> Every time she gets to an age, I'm like,
45:45damn, I'm going to be there soon. Not
45:47that I don't feel, By the way, I feel
45:49like 45.
45:51>> What?
45:52>> Yes. What do you mean?
45:53>> I mean, I have two kids. I like have a
45:56million jobs. I have a business that
45:58just turned 10 years old. Like, of
46:00course, I feel 45. What do you mean?
46:03>> That is so weird to me.
46:04>> Really?
46:05>> Yeah. Don't you feel like I am that
46:08[ __ ] I have two kids. I have a
46:10business.
46:10>> What does 45 mean? I can't be still feel
46:12like that [ __ ]
46:14>> No, I'm not. I' I'm that [ __ ] and I'm
46:1541. Exactly. But I'm just saying
46:18>> when you're not 45 and you have all
46:21those things, like most people don't
46:23come into their own until they're 40s,
46:26sometimes 50s. No shame in that. You are
46:29that [ __ ] at Okay. What was that? Under
46:3320.
46:34>> Yeah, it's I feel very young, but I feel
46:37very mature at the same time.
46:39>> I can get that.
46:41>> So,
46:41>> I also think maybe because of that, do
46:43you get enough grace when you do have
46:46like
46:48like a wild night out? I guess you guys
46:52don't I think you you and Kendall have
46:54always been really
46:55>> I got it out during co I will say I got
46:58it out.
46:58>> What I was going to say is I think when
47:02you guys turned of age,
47:05society sort of changed a little bit
47:07where like the club life, the going out
47:10life wasn't
47:11>> what it was when I was 21. So, when you
47:14guys went out, maybe it was more
47:16private, but let's just say a a bad
47:19photo of you guys like stumbling out of
47:21a location, which is normal. We've all
47:23been there,
47:24>> came out, like especially if you're a
47:27mom and like you're like having a fun
47:29night out. Other moms do it.
47:30>> Do you feel like you get as much grace
47:33like a pass? Like why? You're a business
47:35owner. You're responsible.
47:36>> I think I do.
47:37>> Good. I hope you do.
47:38>> Yeah. It's I mean it's rare to find us
47:41like
47:42>> I can't remember the last. But I do
47:44think I get enough grace. Yeah, I don't
47:46really pop out like that. Let's be real.
47:48>> No, I know. But why don't any of us pop
47:51out like that? Because times are
47:52changing or because the eyes that are on
47:54us.
47:55>> I think I would just rather
47:59rather not
48:00>> cuz I do feel like we get dirty at one
48:02of our houses to pop out. Exactly. We're
48:04not like dying to pop out and I'm
48:06missing out on so much. I just I would
48:08rather just not do that.
48:10>> Yeah.
48:10>> You want to go to one Oak tonight or
48:11something?
48:13>> I do think times are just changing.
48:15>> One Oak's not even open anymore. You
48:16know that.
48:17>> I just learned that like two seconds
48:19ago. I'm like, what? Where have I been?
48:21Sometimes I drive in the streets and I'm
48:23like, where did this restaurant come
48:25from? And this
48:26>> that's how much I just don't know what's
48:28going on out there.
48:28>> I think you just broke my heart a little
48:30bit. One Oak is gone.
48:31>> It's gone. It's something else.
48:33>> I That's sad.
48:34>> I know. What is your idea of a perfect
48:36Sunday?
48:38>> Perfect Sunday is in the backyard in the
48:40sun all day with my kids taking a walk,
48:43doing a puzzle,
48:45>> maybe a glass of wine at night.
48:47>> No gluten all day.
48:49>> No gluten. Oh my.
48:51>> You are getting nasty right now.
48:54>> No gluten, but maybe like a gluten-free
48:57cookie at night.
48:59>> You better calm down. You need to really
49:02take a chill.
49:03>> Like,
49:03>> oh my god. like glasses of wine. White
49:06or red, however I'm feeling.
49:08>> Are you a red or a white?
49:10>> Lately, I'm a white. I know
49:12>> what
49:13>> it kind of,
49:14>> you know, like what white.
49:15>> The white kind of just gets me going.
49:17But Santa Margarita
49:18>> Santa Margarita.
49:20>> Okay, talk to me dirty. Say it to me.
49:23>> Say it.
49:24>> Santa Margarita.
49:25>> Papy. Okay.
49:28In an alternate universe, what would you
49:30be doing if you weren't you?
49:32I would be a
49:36I would be something super major.
49:38[laughter]
49:38[sighs]
49:39>> Okay. [gasps]
49:40>> I would be like a maybe the best makeup
49:43artist in the world.
49:44>> Youing would I would you would
49:47>> I would be the best makeup artist.
49:49>> I just fun fact I don't I'm sure you
49:52remember this. So Kylie [clears throat]
49:53it's just not meant to be that Kylie
49:55ever does my makeup.
49:56>> Okay. We have tried, I know, at least
49:59two different occasions over the past 10
50:02years. One of them, Kylie and I were
50:05going to film. We had apps together. You
50:08came to my house in the Oaks. We were
50:11about to film and mom got in a car
50:13accident.
50:13>> Oh my god. Yes.
50:14>> There was two other times that you were
50:17supposed to do my makeup on camera.
50:20Every time something crazy happened
50:22where you weren't able to do my makeup.
50:25>> Well, I would love to do your right next
50:27door to you.
50:28>> I don't know what my point is. I think I
50:29forgot because I'm drunk.
50:30>> But I'll do your makeup at any time.
50:32Literally, call me.
50:34>> Okay. I don't know why I brought that
50:36up.
50:37>> But anyways, crazy truth or dare.
50:40>> Okay.
50:42>> Well, you pick.
50:43>> Oh,
50:45haven't played this in a while.
50:46>> Uh, truth.
50:48>> First DM you ever sent to someone you
50:50didn't know?
50:51>> Oh, I know this one.
50:53>> You do? What is it? I send a DM. I'm not
50:57going to say who.
50:58>> Stop. I'm dying already.
51:01>> To some to a guy for my fors.
51:06>> Okay.
51:08>> So, it was like not for me at all. I've
51:10never DM'd a guy.
51:11>> What would you say?
51:12>> But, you know, I was pressured. Stace
51:13was like, I like this guy. I'm obsessed.
51:18I don't know how to get to him.
51:19>> Text him my page. I mean, DM him my
51:22page.
51:23>> And I was like, whatever. That's my
51:25girl. What am I supposed to do?
51:26>> And did you do it? And did you No
51:28response.
51:31>> I want to call St right now from your
51:34phone and be like, "Kylie's in jail."
51:37>> Oh my god. Do it.
51:39>> Wait, what do we say?
51:40>> Okay, you're going to say,
51:41>> "No, I need a prank."
51:42>> Okay. Okay, I agree.
51:43>> What is the prank?
51:44>> Wait, you want to know be so funny?
51:47>> Obviously.
51:47>> Okay. I've been wanting to do this for a
51:49while.
51:49>> Stop. Tell me now. There's like a
51:51there's a Tik Tok trend where you where
51:54like people will call their friend and
51:56be like, "Did you mean to post that on
51:58Instagram?"
51:59>> Okay.
51:59>> I think it's funny,
52:00>> but I like imagine we say some Kim or
52:02like all you say is
52:04>> Kim would cry.
52:05>> Did you mean toing post that on
52:06Instagram?
52:07>> Try Kim. It's just you, not me.
52:10>> It's just me.
52:11>> Just you.
52:11>> But I don't want her to even see me cuz
52:13then she'll see the face.
52:14>> No. So just call her. I'm going to
52:15FaceTime. No,
52:16>> she can't see anything. She can't see
52:18that I'm like lit and perfect. So
52:21Wait, did you mean to post that on
52:23Instagram?
52:24>> What?
52:25>> What you just posted?
52:27>> What did I post?
52:29>> Well, look on Instagram. I'm just like,
52:32you should probably delete that.
52:34>> What? What is it? I don't see anything.
52:36>> That pic of you.
52:37>> What pic? What? Kylie, I don't see
52:40anything.
52:43>> We're just kidding. You're on the
52:45podcast. [laughter]
52:47>> I'm like, what? I was literally just
52:48going through my phone. I'm like,
52:50"What?"
52:50>> Okay, let's call mom.
52:52>> Oh my god. Mom doesn't post.
52:55>> I know, but
52:57>> Wait, did you mean to post that on
52:59Instagram?
53:00>> What?
53:00>> What? You just posted on Instagram?
53:02>> I didn't do anything. What?
53:04>> That picture of you?
53:05>> No.
53:06>> It's like a It's like a selfie of you in
53:08the mirror and you're like not
53:10clothed.
53:12>> What?
53:15>> Show me. Tell me right now and get it
53:17down. You've got to be kidding.
53:21>> What? What am I wearing, Kylie? Just be
53:23honest with me.
53:25>> Uh,
53:26>> well, I see your [ __ ] boob.
53:29>> I'm calling Jen. Got to go. Bye.
53:36>> I feel so bad.
53:37>> Jen is going to get yelled at. Jen, tell
53:40her back. Jen's going to get yelled at.
53:41[laughter]
53:46>> Oh, no. I feel bad. She's not
53:48responding.
53:48>> Look, she's not answering.
53:50>> Okay, let's call Kendall. I love this.
53:52Wait, did you mean to post that on
53:54Instagram?
53:55>> Don't do this to me.
53:58>> The photo is weird.
53:59>> Kylie, don't do this to me. Kylie, do
54:02you think I'm
54:04>> Why are you a legend? Why are you a
54:06legend?
54:07>> The smartest person you've ever met.
54:10>> Mom, it was a joke.
54:12>> I texted you. It was a prank.
54:13>> We text you.
54:15>> What? It was a prank.
54:18>> You guys just lost my mind.
54:21>> I'm sorry, [laughter]
54:23>> Kylie. Oh my god. I just was shaking. I
54:27was shaking. I'm thinking, how can I?
54:28I'm getting old. How could I be so
54:31stupid?
54:32>> I'm sorry. I'm turning into MJ.
54:35>> Wait, did you mean to post that on
54:36Instagram?
54:37>> What?
54:38>> What you just posted?
54:40>> You're such a liar.
54:43>> Is this a prank?
54:45How do you know? Your heart dropped a
54:47little bit.
54:48>> Landon was like, "You got scared for a
54:50second." I definitely did.
54:52>> How did you know? You and Kendall are
54:54like cool as a cucumber. Mom and Kim are
54:56like
54:57>> Yeah.
54:59>> And then didn't call us back for 5
55:01minutes and we were trying to call her
55:02to tell her it was a joke and then she
55:03called us back five minutes later and
55:05was like,
55:05>> "I can't find it. I can't find." I'm
55:07like, "We're kidding."
55:10>> Wait, who? Mom?
55:11>> Yes.
55:13Oh my goodness. No, you guys you guys
55:16had me for a second.
55:18>> For a millisecond.
55:22>> That Yeah, that's a good one.
55:24>> Did you know Court and I had a great
55:26chat and her and I are amazing.
55:28>> Oh, good. I know.
55:29>> I love to hear that.
55:30>> I love you.
55:31>> Love you. We're going to get back to our
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57:05>> Okay, we have one last card and that's
57:08it.
57:09Never have I ever
57:10>> Okay,
57:11>> let's get crazy.
57:12>> Please. Never have I ever ignored a
57:14sister's call on purpose.
57:17>> Do I have to sip?
57:18>> Just a little.
57:19>> So, I have.
57:20>> Well, you're going to have to sip
57:22probably the whole thing.
57:23>> Okay.
57:24>> Googled yourself on purpose.
57:26>> Well, yeah. I did that today.
57:30>> Blame something I did on another
57:32sibling.
57:33>> Yes. Okay. Not drinking anymore.
57:35>> Yeah, you're going to be drunk.
57:36>> I've done that. faked crying to get
57:38something I wanted.
57:40>> I mean, no. Maybe when I was like three.
57:43>> Okay. Well, you still do it. Okay.
57:44>> Have you ever been pulled over and got
57:47yourself out of a ticket with an excuse?
57:49And if so, what was the excuse?
57:51>> No, I haven't been pulled over in a
57:53really long time.
57:54>> Me neither.
57:55>> And when I did get pulled over, it was
57:57for the tents on my car.
57:59>> Same.
58:02>> Anyway, what do you want to ask me? Uh,
58:05[laughter]
58:07>> we're done here.
58:07>> What do I want to ask you?
58:09>> Anything you want to know about me?
58:11>> Why did you name it Chloe and
58:12Wonderland?
58:13>> Because my name is Chloe. That's number
58:16one. And Wonderland is like Alice in
58:18Wonderland. You're falling down the
58:20rabbit hole. I like the strangest of
58:23topics from aliens to self-help people.
58:28Like from Dr. Aiman to aliens. So
58:30there's not it's not one
58:33>> category. Mhm.
58:34>> Every episode will be a totally
58:36different thing and I want people to go
58:38down the rabbit hole with me.
58:40>> I like that.
58:41>> And you're just in a wonderland. I want
58:43us to always wonder. Are you a
58:45flatearther or a roundar earther?
58:48>> I'm a round earther, I think. But
58:49honestly, I haven't had much thought or
58:51much research about it.
58:53>> I'm a round earther. And then Rob sends
58:55me all these things about flatearthers
58:57and I'm like,
58:58>> do I think anything's possible? Yes.
59:00>> Same. I do think anything's possible. I
59:03believe in mermaids.
59:04>> I'd rather not worry about it.
59:06>> Well, it's not a worry of mine, too. I
59:08agree.
59:09>> I'd rather like just live in Wonderland.
59:12>> Exactly.
59:12>> I would.
59:13>> Do I believe anything's possible? 100%.
59:17>> Do I care enough?
59:19>> No. I'm surviving. We've all survived
59:21here for thousands of years.
59:22>> Yeah.
59:23>> Whatever the earth is,
59:24>> whatever it's shaped like, we're good.
59:26What are we going to do?
59:26>> Ex Kylie.
59:28>> Yeah.
59:28>> You're my [ __ ] forever and always.
59:30>> What are we going to do? What is the
59:32next step for Kylie? Like, not to scare
59:36you,
59:36>> okay?
59:37>> But if Kendall is 30,
59:40>> that means Kylie will be 30 next. Okay.
59:43Just
59:44>> just putting it out there.
59:44>> Yeah. Just like a fact is a fact.
59:46>> Okay.
59:47>> What do the 30s look like for Kylie
59:50Kristen Jenner?
59:51>> The 30s look like my children will be
59:5610.
59:58And [laughter]
59:58>> that's crazy.
1:00:00>> Yeah. I'll have a 10-year-old, but I
1:00:02think my 30 is in my goal for the next
1:00:04year. I have I mean I Kylie Cosmetics is
1:00:08my baby.
1:00:09>> So, let's like not age ourselves.
1:00:10>> Yeah, Kylie Cosmetics is my baby. I have
1:00:13some more goals, some more things that I
1:00:15want to do for her. I think that's my
1:00:17main focus. I would do another acting
1:00:20job if it was the right fit.
1:00:22>> Love.
1:00:23>> And I do want to get back into the
1:00:25studio.
1:00:25>> Yeah. I'm not saying I would release any
1:00:28new music, but I want to try
1:00:31>> cuz why not try?
1:00:33>> Why not enjoy life?
1:00:34>> Why not enjoy try and just enjoy life? I
1:00:36think that's what
1:00:39>> try.
1:00:42>> But no, that's just my I think no if no
1:00:46were given before no
1:00:49are given now.
1:00:51>> Not a not a
1:00:52>> I love it
1:00:52>> insight.
1:00:53>> Not a no. I don't really care what
1:00:56people have to say. I don't
1:00:59>> Yeah.
1:00:59>> Yeah.
1:01:00>> I think I've had goals and dreams in my
1:01:02life and I just
1:01:05>> Why would I let anyone else's opinion
1:01:08stop me from
1:01:10>> living out um
1:01:12>> your dreams?
1:01:12>> Any dreams that I have.
1:01:16>> Oh,
1:01:18>> you know what? Cheers to us. Cheers
1:01:20>> and welcome and thank you for being on
1:01:22Chloe and Wonderland. I love you. I'm so
1:01:26scared to see this episode.

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