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  1. 0:06What's up, EVERYBODY? WELCOME BACK TO
  2. 0:08COUSINS. ALL IN, I GOT TO TELL YOU I
  3. 0:11ALWAYS CONSIDERED myself the guy.
  4. 0:15But after the last 2 weeks, Anthony Di
  5. 0:16Marco, give us an intro. You are that
  6. 0:18dude. Like, share, subscribe, ring the
  7. 0:22bell. Cosy, the games are getting
  8. 0:24whackier and whackier. It's that time of
  9. 0:26the season.
  10. 0:26>> Ding, ding. Anthony's on fire. Somebody
  11. 0:29call the fire department. Packers go to
  12. 0:325 and 3. Um weird game. Weird game,
  13. 0:37weird game. The Packers did not look
  14. 0:38great in this game. Carolina, they they
  15. 0:41cannot find their groove. Uh but the
  16. 0:44interesting story about this game is
  17. 0:46that Watson goes out of the game, coughs
  18. 0:49up blood, taken to the hospital, has a
  19. 0:51broken rib, gets cleared to return.
  20. 0:55>> Catches a ball at the end of the game.
  21. 0:57Catches a ball at the end of the game.
  22. 0:58>> Not mad, happy he came back out. I don't
  23. 1:00like seeing people get hurt. Um also, I
  24. 1:02just didn't see how he got as hurt as he
  25. 1:04did. I'm happy he's okay. Nobody's going
  26. 1:06to ever ask me to, you know, I I don't
  27. 1:08care what team it is, you'll never ask
  28. 1:10me for a guy to get hurt. Uh I'm in the
  29. 1:12celebrating business.
  30. 1:13>> there was a little ballsy though
  31. 1:14bringing a guy into the game at that
  32. 1:16point when you pretty much have the game
  33. 1:17won after that whole Eagles thing?
  34. 1:20>> I think the Packers were just feeling
  35. 1:22themselves.
  36. 1:22>> Okay.
  37. 1:23>> I'm not mad. I'm not. They were they it
  38. 1:25was very movie-esque the way he it was
  39. 1:27WWE-esque
  40. 1:29the way he got out of the back of the
  41. 1:30ambulance and ran out of the tunnel.
  42. 1:32>> The whole division's a movie RIGHT NOW.
  43. 1:34>> NEXT ONE, JAGS BLOW OUT THE COLTS. The
  44. 1:37exact opposite happened in what I
  45. 1:39thought. I thought the Colts were going
  46. 1:42to kind of walk into that game and like
  47. 1:44get an early lead and then blow it and
  48. 1:46lose by like 7 8 9 10.
  49. 1:48That was not what happened. Anthony was
  50. 1:50spot on. He said they're going to get
  51. 1:52walked all over. Nobody wants to be
  52. 1:54there. Um
  53. 1:56the real question is is how do we keep
  54. 1:58some of these teams that are falling
  55. 2:00apart to stay competitive? How do we
  56. 2:03make it where the guys that are the
  57. 2:04stars aren't trying to get traded like
  58. 2:05yo, get me the [ __ ] out of here. How do
  59. 2:07we get I mean in soccer they they they
  60. 2:09they regulate, right? Like hey, we're
  61. 2:11going to regulate you down to a
  62. 2:12different division cuz you guys suck. We
  63. 2:14can't do that in the NFL.
  64. 2:15>> Yeah.
  65. 2:16>> But what do we do?
  66. 2:17>> I don't know. It's an interesting
  67. 2:18theory. I mean, it's a tough It's
  68. 2:20There's a There's a huge underlying
  69. 2:22factor there and the underlying factor
  70. 2:24is the physicality aspect.
  71. 2:26>> Yeah.
  72. 2:27>> And after a while when you're not
  73. 2:28winning, you don't want to get hit as
  74. 2:30much. You know what I mean?
  75. 2:31>> Yeah, I wouldn't want to get hit by the
  76. 2:32Jags right now. They are scary. Um
  77. 2:35what's crazy about the Jaguars?
  78. 2:38A team that can beat anybody, but I
  79. 2:40promise you they can lose to anybody,
  80. 2:41too.
  81. 2:42>> Absolutely. The Jags I been telling you
  82. 2:44guys I'm seeing the Jags clearly. Every
  83. 2:47time I tell you they're going to win or
  84. 2:48lose, it happens.
  85. 2:49Uh but the thing for me about the Jags
  86. 2:51is the Jags are five and two. People are
  87. 2:54high on the Jags, but the Jags I need to
  88. 2:56see a quality win out of them. I've seen
  89. 2:59a a Cleveland, New England, Cincy,
  90. 3:03Philly, and Colts
  91. 3:06W. I need to see a better W out of the
  92. 3:09Jags
  93. 3:10uh for me to be I I've just
  94. 3:11>> win.
  95. 3:12>> Yeah, it's an okay
  96. 3:13>> a good win.
  97. 3:14>> Cleveland's a good win.
  98. 3:16>> [gasps]
  99. 3:17>> I don't know.
  100. 3:18I'm going to be honest. I don't think
  101. 3:20New England or Cincy
  102. 3:22are good.
  103. 3:23>> Fair.
  104. 3:24>> I don't think Cleveland's very good.
  105. 3:26I know Philly sucks and I know the Colts
  106. 3:28suck. Cincy could have just lost to I
  107. 3:31mean, we'll get into it. I mean,
  108. 3:33>> By the way, I got reminded. This is our
  109. 3:35Colts. This is our team. WE BLEED BLUE.
  110. 3:39BANG! THEY'RE DEAD.
  111. 3:42THAT'S THE SONG.
  112. 3:43>> THAT IS THE SONG. There it is.
  113. 3:45>> There you go.
  114. 3:46>> [laughter]
  115. 3:47>> They're dead. That That horse got shot
  116. 3:49on the racetrack. Um dead.
  117. 3:52>> [laughter and gasps]
  118. 3:52>> Dead like your great-grandmother.
  119. 3:55Um all right, Bucks beat the
  120. 3:57um
  121. 3:58Jesus.
  122. 3:59Bucks beat
  123. 4:01They beat ATL.
  124. 4:02>> Hold on.
  125. 4:03I'm trying to find a way to say this
  126. 4:05without
  127. 4:06The Bucks
  128. 4:07beat Carolina and Atlanta without
  129. 4:09throwing the ball.
  130. 4:10>> [laughter]
  131. 4:11>> I It's just the best way for me to say
  132. 4:12it. I don't even know what to say. It's
  133. 4:15just I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT'S
  134. 4:16GOING ON.
  135. 4:18>> IT'S HARD to understand what's going on.
  136. 4:20They beat Carolina 43-13. They scored 43
  137. 4:24points in the game in a game in which
  138. 4:26Mayfield was 7 of 11 for 65 yards. Then
  139. 4:31they play ATL. I know they play in a
  140. 4:33monsoon, but
  141. 4:36Baker over three passing in this game.
  142. 4:39>> There's hasn't been a game like that
  143. 4:40since the '70s.
  144. 4:41>> Over three
  145. 4:43passing. He went in a game and got zero
  146. 4:46completions for zero yards. Michael
  147. 4:48Penix looks so bad.
  148. 4:51>> He looks so bad, he should retire right
  149. 4:54now.
  150. 4:55I That's
  151. 4:56the Falcons are a team I just can't
  152. 4:58figure out.
  153. 4:59>> Yeah.
  154. 4:59>> I can't figure. The whole division
  155. 5:01though, right? Carolina's three and
  156. 5:02four, Saints two and five.
  157. 5:04Falcons and Bucks both three and five.
  158. 5:07Carolina's plus 185 to win the division.
  159. 5:09>> They're the favorite.
  160. 5:10>> They're the favorite. Anybody can win it
  161. 5:12though.
  162. 5:13>> I mean, this is the division of just
  163. 5:15straight poverty year after year. A team
  164. 5:18has been getting in out of this division
  165. 5:20with a .500 record or worse.
  166. 5:24>> And then we're sitting here. NFC North
  167. 5:25has four teams that are all in the
  168. 5:26playoffs right now.
  169. 5:27>> We're going to talk about that.
  170. 5:28>> Yeah. Crazy.
  171. 5:29>> Steelers major win beating the Browns.
  172. 5:34Now they're six and two. They're on a
  173. 5:35four-game winning streak. I don't think
  174. 5:37it's really anything
  175. 5:38remarkable though. It's the Colts. It's
  176. 5:41the Bucks. It's the Saints. And it's the
  177. 5:44Browns.
  178. 5:46The Browns being the best of them all,
  179. 5:48my opinion.
  180. 5:49>> Hey, if you ask the Steelers fans
  181. 5:50though, man, they're six and two.
  182. 5:52>> We're [ __ ] the curtains so bad.
  183. 5:54>> They're so good. Just ask them.
  184. 5:56>> Yeah.
  185. 5:57>> They'll tell you how good they are. I'll
  186. 5:58tell you how good they aren't. They've
  187. 6:00beat Indy, Tampa, New Orleans, and
  188. 6:02Cleveland in the last four games on this
  189. 6:04stretch.
  190. 6:05Before that, they were two and two.
  191. 6:07Now, they're uh six and two. I have zero
  192. 6:10belief in the Steelers still thus far.
  193. 6:15Uh I'm just dying for them to play a
  194. 6:17quality team.
  195. 6:18>> Every week, there's a two teams that I
  196. 6:19know that you just just [ __ ] on every
  197. 6:21time we talk about.
  198. 6:22It's the Jags and the Steelers.
  199. 6:25It's like you wake up, you're like,
  200. 6:26"Fuck those guys."
  201. 6:27>> But, I got the Jags pinpointed. Every
  202. 6:29time I tell you guys about the Jags, it
  203. 6:31happens. I mean, they're they're they're
  204. 6:33They're not that good.
  205. 6:35They're not that good. A sick They make
  206. 6:37me very angry because they're five and
  207. 6:39two, and the Steelers make me very angry
  208. 6:42because they're six and two, but they
  209. 6:44just haven't earned the fact to be
  210. 6:46there. I just am not seeing it.
  211. 6:47>> Speaking about earned, Lions beat the
  212. 6:49undeserving
  213. 6:51undefeated Minneapolis Vikings.
  214. 6:54Um I got to tell you,
  215. 6:56it
  216. 6:57They were in the game, though.
  217. 6:59They had a chance.
  218. 7:01They They could have won it. The The The
  219. 7:04The The Lions tried to let them win it.
  220. 7:05>> Yeah.
  221. 7:06The Vikings the uh I I say it week after
  222. 7:09week, but they are that good. Uh they
  223. 7:11are so good that their offense is not
  224. 7:13good, and they're in every game they
  225. 7:15play in. Uh in fact, obviously, they
  226. 7:17just got handed their first L. But, the
  227. 7:20story in this game,
  228. 7:22Jahmyr Gibbs could not get anything
  229. 7:24going in the first half. And in the
  230. 7:26second half, he just went absolutely
  231. 7:29crazy. I don't know what the Lions saw
  232. 7:32uh for second half adjustments to be
  233. 7:34able to get downhill, but Gibbs 23
  234. 7:37carries for 153 yards in this game.
  235. 7:39>> They saw something. Next one, Cowboys.
  236. 7:42Only the Cowboys could lose a game like
  237. 7:44this.
  238. 7:45Anthony said it best, Shurmur's good as
  239. 7:48gone. The guy can't close a door if it
  240. 7:50was in front of him.
  241. 7:51He literally doesn't know how to take
  242. 7:52the doorknob, turn it, and lock the door
  243. 7:55before or lock the door before bed.
  244. 7:57I don't even know what to say. This team
  245. 7:59is so much better than three and five. I
  246. 8:01think if I coach this team right now,
  247. 8:02I'd be a two-loss team. I'd be I I would
  248. 8:04definitely be like what?
  249. 8:06I think I would have three losses. I'd
  250. 8:07have I would definitely be five and
  251. 8:09three, minimum.
  252. 8:12>> The Cowboys have lost two games by three
  253. 8:15points, one game by four points. So,
  254. 8:17three games this year they've lost by
  255. 8:19four or less.
  256. 8:21If you revert back to that game
  257. 8:23this weekend
  258. 8:24>> The Vikings.
  259. 8:25>> I'm sorry, the the the Ravens.
  260. 8:26>> The Ravens where they gave up a shot
  261. 8:28play down the middle of the field, the
  262. 8:30one thing they they absolutely could not
  263. 8:32do.
  264. 8:33Um
  265. 8:35The Cowboys, their coaching future is
  266. 8:37just
  267. 8:38I just don't understand.
  268. 8:40>> I know.
  269. 8:40>> I I just don't understand the candidates
  270. 8:42that they bring in. It seems like they
  271. 8:44can't get one right. Um The Cardinals
  272. 8:48then turn to Minshew, they make back the
  273. 8:51backup, and they make Brissett the
  274. 8:53third-string utility QB.
  275. 8:56>> I do agree. Sorry.
  276. 8:58You like that.
  277. 8:59>> It should have been like that the whole
  278. 8:59time.
  279. 9:00>> Yeah.
  280. 9:01>> Minshew can toss the ball. And if you
  281. 9:03notice, the team believes him.
  282. 9:06>> Yeah, they did have some spark when he
  283. 9:08was in there, did they not?
  284. 9:09>> in, the whole team moved different.
  285. 9:11>> Yeah, they did.
  286. 9:12>> Whole team moved different. All right,
  287. 9:13Joe Burrow, let me tell you something.
  288. 9:15They are so lucky they won this game,
  289. 9:17and I give Joe Burrow a lot of credit
  290. 9:18going up to Cam Ward after the game and
  291. 9:20making sure he knew, "Hey, you played
  292. 9:21unreal
  293. 9:23football today." And let me tell you,
  294. 9:26Joe Burrow threw for 462 yd, five
  295. 9:28touchdowns, but he had three
  296. 9:29interceptions. Cam Ward did 304 yd, two
  297. 9:32touchdowns, no interceptions. But, I
  298. 9:34think what we need to discuss here is
  299. 9:35Cam Ward was moving the ball any way he
  300. 9:38wanted on that team. It was terrific
  301. 9:41coaching, play calling. The Titans had
  302. 9:43two opportunities on defense to get a
  303. 9:46win, just needed one stop.
  304. 9:48>> I know.
  305. 9:48>> They were up four, they give up a
  306. 9:50touchdown.
  307. 9:51They were up seven at the end, and they
  308. 9:53let them [clears throat] walk down field
  309. 9:54and score a touchdown. Boom, overtime. I
  310. 9:57cashed out my bet that I took live.
  311. 10:00I just don't this team The Tennessee's
  312. 10:02not as bad as their record.
  313. 10:03>> No.
  314. 10:04We talk about it all the time. Tennessee
  315. 10:06and the Dolphins, they play so hard,
  316. 10:09they keep themselves in every ball game,
  317. 10:11but at the end, I don't know if it's the
  318. 10:14coaching or I don't know if they simply
  319. 10:15just don't have the horses at the end of
  320. 10:18the day.
  321. 10:18>> Yeah.
  322. 10:19>> But I will say uh Joe Burrow is one of
  323. 10:21the few quarterbacks in this league uh
  324. 10:24right now where it reminds me of my
  325. 10:25childhood when it's third and 12, third
  326. 10:28and 15. Uh
  327. 10:30there's just always a glimmer of hope
  328. 10:32that Joe Burrow is going to either find
  329. 10:33Tee Higgins or Ja'Marr Chase uh 20 yards
  330. 10:37down the
  331. 10:37>> Higgins looks really good.
  332. 10:39>> Tee Higgins is a big body, great
  333. 10:41possession receiver. He is so good. Uh I
  334. 10:44think he's finally starting to catch his
  335. 10:46stride. I think he was battling an
  336. 10:48injury for a little bit. I think he's
  337. 10:50starting to catch his stride. Obviously
  338. 10:52uh Chase is unreal. I mean, their their
  339. 10:56offense is scary.
  340. 10:57>> He is that dude.
  341. 10:58But let's talk about this next game,
  342. 11:00division rival, the Ravens.
  343. 11:02>> Yeah.
  344. 11:03>> Guy breaks his thumb on the first play
  345. 11:05of the game on offense.
  346. 11:07>> I know.
  347. 11:08>> I was so dead. I had so much money on
  348. 11:10that.
  349. 11:12He broke his thumb. This is me. I just
  350. 11:13kept being a like passing I'm like they
  351. 11:15can figure it out.
  352. 11:17They they just just they did
  353. 11:19>> [clears throat]
  354. 11:19>> Excuse me.
  355. 11:21Dying over here.
  356. 11:25>> Let's get that out of here. Let's get
  357. 11:26that out.
  358. 11:26>> Yeah.
  359. 11:27>> There we go.
  360. 11:27>> Jesus.
  361. 11:28>> It's okay.
  362. 11:29>> Anyways,
  363. 11:31the team just couldn't figure it out. I
  364. 11:33mean, the fact they didn't run the ball
  365. 11:34and they just told that one kid Joey
  366. 11:36Feegano
  367. 11:38>> [laughter]
  368. 11:38>> Did I say that wrong?
  369. 11:40>> Joey Feegano
  370. 11:41>> Joey Feegano,
  371. 11:42>> [laughter]
  372. 11:43>> hey guys, we're going to put YOU IN,
  373. 11:44JUST TOSS IT.
  374. 11:45>> HEY FEEGANO, YOU'RE IN.
  375. 11:48>> UH all I can say is that I mean, run the
  376. 11:50ball. I want I want hard-nosed, straight
  377. 11:52down the throat running and I want him
  378. 11:54to throw the ball when he needs to.
  379. 11:56Instead, they just said, "Hey, [ __ ] back
  380. 11:57and toss it, cuz." Cuz I'm going to tell
  381. 11:59you,
  382. 12:00Anthony, we both agree, the Bills do not
  383. 12:03look great.
  384. 12:04>> No.
  385. 12:05>> Did it
  386. 12:05>> The Bills do not look great. The Bills
  387. 12:09for some reason, they get in this lull,
  388. 12:11but when they get in this lull, I don't
  389. 12:14know what it is. Their defense was not
  390. 12:16good. It sort of picks up the pieces
  391. 12:19while they're in that lull, and then if
  392. 12:21you allow that to happen for too long,
  393. 12:23the Bills and Josh Allen, they will find
  394. 12:25their way because Josh Allen
  395. 12:28is the best playmaker, best football
  396. 12:30player in the NFL.
  397. 12:32>> That's all there is to it.
  398. 12:33>> MVP.
  399. 12:34>> He's a plus 165
  400. 12:37to win MVP, and we got half a half of a
  401. 12:39regular season to go.
  402. 12:40>> Who's Who's behind him?
  403. 12:42>> Uh Caleb Williams was third and second,
  404. 12:45I believe.
  405. 12:49Might have been Joe Burrow.
  406. 12:50>> Josh Allen's that guy right now.
  407. 12:51>> Might have been Joe Burrow.
  408. 12:53>> Anyways,
  409. 12:54>> Josh Allen was ahead by
  410. 12:56Oh, Brock Purdy's second.
  411. 12:58>> The guys that are talking [ __ ] though.
  412. 13:00>> Got it.
  413. 13:01>> I need to make this clear, guys. Don't
  414. 13:03throw me a shot when my starting
  415. 13:05quarterback gets hurt.
  416. 13:06>> Yeah, come on.
  417. 13:07>> play. I mean, do not throw me a shot.
  418. 13:09Like, "Oh, you said the Ravens."
  419. 13:11Bro, my my starting QB broke his thumb
  420. 13:14on the first play.
  421. 13:15>> Guys, we had Funyuns in there.
  422. 13:18>> And then the And then the backup gets
  423. 13:19turf toe.
  424. 13:20>> [laughter]
  425. 13:21>> They could have put this guy out there.
  426. 13:23My God. Next one, Rams.
  427. 13:26>> How about this one? I got to give you a
  428. 13:27bet that I didn't tell anybody about.
  429. 13:29>> Oh, man.
  430. 13:30>> I had the Chargers live in the first
  431. 13:32half.
  432. 13:33They kick a field goal instead of going
  433. 13:35for it.
  434. 13:36The Rams marched downfield
  435. 13:39and score a touchdown with 18 seconds
  436. 13:42left, and I and I lose by one.
  437. 13:46>> I saw it, too.
  438. 13:48I just uh
  439. 13:49>> I literally could not catch a break on
  440. 13:51Sunday.
  441. 13:52I
  442. 13:53I And then I How about the next game?
  443. 13:54We're just going to bring it up. I mean,
  444. 13:55the Chargers are poverty, Rams are fine.
  445. 13:57I mean, let's just talk about that. The
  446. 13:59Chargers are averaging 14 points a game,
  447. 14:01fun fact. But
  448. 14:03can we just move on to the next game?
  449. 14:05>> Yeah, I just want to know, did you see
  450. 14:06the exchange when they they pretty much
  451. 14:09pressed Harbaugh up and like
  452. 14:10>> What he said What he I didn't see it.
  453. 14:12>> They were like, "Are
  454. 14:13Are Is this guy going to continue to
  455. 14:14call plays and like
  456. 14:16And he was like, oh, you know, it's the
  457. 14:18team. It's It's not like he literally
  458. 14:22was in
  459. 14:23he was in such disarray. I don't even
  460. 14:26know how he didn't know how to field the
  461. 14:29question correctly. It's a 14 point per
  462. 14:32game offense. Justin Herbert should
  463. 14:34check himself into a mental mental
  464. 14:36institution. All right, guys, Broncos
  465. 14:39Chiefs. Talk about live wagering heaven.
  466. 14:42I was traveling. I liked it. I didn't
  467. 14:45get a chance I was watching it. I'm
  468. 14:46like, oh, this is the right bet. Could
  469. 14:48have talked I could have taken the
  470. 14:49Broncos plus five and a half plus 575.
  471. 14:52And I didn't I didn't take it.
  472. 14:55Down 11
  473. 14:5611 minutes to go in the fourth. Plus
  474. 14:591800 at that point.
  475. 15:01They got one massive play.
  476. 15:03Uh with the backup running back this kid
  477. 15:06Coleman and and and keep your eyes on
  478. 15:08this guy Coleman cuz I'm telling you
  479. 15:10right now, he's the he's in second
  480. 15:13runner-up right now to win offensive
  481. 15:16rookie of the year behind Carnell Tate.
  482. 15:18And this guy is emerging so quickly on
  483. 15:20the scene. He has such explosive
  484. 15:22ability. Uh I think he can really really
  485. 15:25help the Broncos. The bottom line is
  486. 15:27this though, the story for the Broncos
  487. 15:29this season
  488. 15:31is that they don't wake up until the
  489. 15:32fourth quarter, the third quarter, the
  490. 15:34second half. They score 15 in the
  491. 15:36fourth, steal this game from the Chiefs.
  492. 15:40Uh I know there was that crazy, you
  493. 15:42know, dispute about false start, but
  494. 15:44false start is false start. I mean I I I
  495. 15:47don't
  496. 15:48Guys, the flag was called. It's not like
  497. 15:50it was like, oh, touchdown. I thought
  498. 15:52there was a false start. Yeah, it's
  499. 15:54false start. I mean, there's nothing to
  500. 15:55talk about. Yeah. I mean, great game for
  501. 15:58the Broncos. They showed who they are.
  502. 15:59They're in first place in the division.
  503. 16:02And you can't argue that. They are six
  504. 16:06and two, KC five and two. Those teams do
  505. 16:08not play each other the rest of the way.
  506. 16:10It's going to get interesting. The
  507. 16:11Broncos look like the biggest [ __ ]
  508. 16:13right now though, right? Like everyone's
  509. 16:14like, yeah, you're in first place, but
  510. 16:15I'm eh.
  511. 16:17I'd rather play you than Kansas City.
  512. 16:19Yeah. right, next one Commanders beat
  513. 16:21the Eagles. Um
  514. 16:23God, all the Commanders fans can think
  515. 16:25about is that tie.
  516. 16:27They could be three and four, the Giants
  517. 16:29would be four and three, everything in
  518. 16:31the division would be okay, but that tie
  519. 16:33is going to [ __ ] everything up.
  520. 16:34>> Yep.
  521. 16:36Giants 4-2-1, Dallas 3-5, Washington
  522. 16:402-4-1.
  523. 16:43Philly 2-6, Giants minus 125
  524. 16:47>> Yeah.
  525. 16:48>> as the favorite
  526. 16:50to win the division.
  527. 16:51>> I don't even know what to say.
  528. 16:54They're minus 125 to win the division.
  529. 16:56How crazy is that?
  530. 16:58They're like Look how many games up they
  531. 16:59are.
  532. 17:00They are that many games up, yet only
  533. 17:03minus 125 as the favorite to win the
  534. 17:06division. Uh you want to talk about
  535. 17:08must-see television? When these four
  536. 17:11bummy teams are playing against each
  537. 17:13other near the end of the season, it's
  538. 17:15going to be
  539. 17:15>> I can't wait to watch the games.
  540. 17:18It's hilarious.
  541. 17:19>> Philly fans are in shambles, that's for
  542. 17:21sure.
  543. 17:21>> Oh, Philly fans are
  544. 17:23>> story about the guy.
  545. 17:24So, we get in Philly Sunday night. We
  546. 17:27were we're dying to eat something. We go
  547. 17:29eat at We go to eat at this place.
  548. 17:32There's like literally there's three
  549. 17:34people in the whole place.
  550. 17:36>> [sighs]
  551. 17:36>> There's There's two guys behind One of
  552. 17:39the guys is when I tell you he's he's
  553. 17:42scream he's yelling at the top of his
  554. 17:44lungs. Uh a gentleman I'm with says,
  555. 17:47"Hey, what's this guy screaming about?"
  556. 17:49I said, "Don't look, please."
  557. 17:51Uh the guy was telling his buddy he was
  558. 17:53like this,
  559. 17:54"I WAS IN THE CAR. IT WAS 10-0.
  560. 17:59I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DO THIS, DOGS.
  561. 18:02This coaching staff, I hope they all
  562. 18:04burn in hell. It was 10-0."
  563. 18:07>> [laughter]
  564. 18:07>> THIS GUY WAS SCREAMING, CRYING. I
  565. 18:10couldn't even look at him cuz he's every
  566. 18:13He's the whole the sole reason that we
  567. 18:15[ __ ] with you guys is cuz that. That's
  568. 18:17just
  569. 18:18It's so easy.
  570. 18:20>> I heard a rumor that Nick Sirianni
  571. 18:22changed his name to Nick Sirianni.
  572. 18:25So he doesn't get cracked So he doesn't
  573. 18:27get cracked by some Philly fan when he
  574. 18:29goes home at night. I feel so bad for
  575. 18:32that team cuz I want to tell you
  576. 18:33something. In Philadelphia, they care
  577. 18:34about their sports. And they And they
  578. 18:36deserve all the success because I like
  579. 18:38teams that have real fans and they have
  580. 18:40real fans. I mean, they have a couple
  581. 18:42extra fake ones with LeBron and the on
  582. 18:44the Sixers. But they have real fans
  583. 18:46across the board and I really appreciate
  584. 18:48that. Um what I will tell you is
  585. 18:50Commanders are not dead in the division.
  586. 18:52They're not.
  587. 18:54I know it sounds goofy and I'm not
  588. 18:56saying it's a big chance. I get that
  589. 18:58this is more of like a
  590. 19:00Dallas, you know, Giants thing, but
  591. 19:03here's what I'm going to tell you.
  592. 19:04Washington has a chance to win that
  593. 19:06division still.
  594. 19:08I'm not betting
  595. 19:08>> They do.
  596. 19:09>> I'm not betting it. I'm not. I'm just
  597. 19:10saying
  598. 19:12they could rattle off a couple and it
  599. 19:13could start to get interesting. That's
  600. 19:15all I'm going to say.
  601. 19:16>> Yep.
  602. 19:16>> Um next one.
  603. 19:19I'm wrong.
  604. 19:21I I know a Bear fan, but nobody's picked
  605. 19:24against the Bears more than me.
  606. 19:26This is my time to make it right.
  607. 19:28The Bears are Super Bowl contenders.
  608. 19:31But the question is, what are we going
  609. 19:32to do when somebody stops our run?
  610. 19:36And this is going to be a great week to
  611. 19:37find out.
  612. 19:39>> [laughter]
  613. 19:41>> Go ahead, Anthony.
  614. 19:45>> Guys, I just want to say Caleb Williams,
  615. 19:49coach Ben Johnson,
  616. 19:51it's a one unit team. It's a Super Bowl
  617. 19:53team.
  618. 19:55But we got a guy on this team
  619. 19:57named Jeffrey Simmons and my god,
  620. 20:013 yd per play when Jeffrey Simmons was
  621. 20:04on the field last night. When he wasn't
  622. 20:07on the field, the Seahawks got 13 yd per
  623. 20:10play.
  624. 20:12>> Whoa.
  625. 20:12>> Now tell me that that guy isn't an
  626. 20:14absolute game breaker, just [ __ ]
  627. 20:19wreaking havoc, could change the way
  628. 20:23this entire team plays throughout the
  629. 20:25remainder of the season. You seen guys
  630. 20:28who haven't made plays much this year,
  631. 20:31Montez [clears throat] Sweat, come off
  632. 20:33the edge untouched making big plays,
  633. 20:36going crazy.
  634. 20:38Uh it just it makes everything better.
  635. 20:40It makes the rest of our D-line better.
  636. 20:42It makes our DBs who have been slightly
  637. 20:44suspect throughout times this year,
  638. 20:46certain DBs, it makes them you know
  639. 20:49>> Better.
  640. 20:50>> Better. Makes it it allows them to cover
  641. 20:52better and and and for less time. I
  642. 20:55mean, the Bears uh I believe that the
  643. 20:57Bears have what it takes there, plus
  644. 20:59800, the third favorite.
  645. 21:03Just to to win the bowl.
  646. 21:04>> Just to put this in context, Minnesota's
  647. 21:05plus 2,500 to win the Super Bowl.
  648. 21:08>> They are.
  649. 21:10>> [snorts]
  650. 21:10>> And that's a one-loss team.
  651. 21:11>> Bears are plus 160, by the way, to win
  652. 21:13the NFC North. They are the current
  653. 21:15favorite.
  654. 21:16>> That's crazy.
  655. 21:17>> These Super Bowl odds, though, my
  656. 21:18friend, are
  657. 21:20very interesting to me.
  658. 21:22I split it up in the A, B, and C tier
  659. 21:26uh odds-wise.
  660. 21:28>> A tier's your name, go.
  661. 21:30>> A tier, Bills plus 550, followed by the
  662. 21:34Niners plus 600, the Bears plus 800, the
  663. 21:38Jags plus 950, the Chiefs plus 1,000,
  664. 21:42and the Rams who currently sit at four
  665. 21:44and four at plus 1,200.
  666. 21:46>> Yeah. The B team or the B squads of uh
  667. 21:49teams are Lions at plus 1,800, Minnesota
  668. 21:52at plus 2,500, Broncos at plus 1,600,
  669. 21:55which looks like a look. You got to give
  670. 21:56that a peek. Steelers at plus 4,500,
  671. 21:59Cowboys at plus 5,000, and Giants at
  672. 22:02plus 6,000.
  673. 22:06That's J.J. McCarthy.
  674. 22:07>> That is J.J. McCarthy. The thing I find
  675. 22:10interesting about the Super Bowl odds,
  676. 22:12though, yeah, are that the Giants are
  677. 22:14number one in the NFC
  678. 22:16East
  679. 22:17minus 125.
  680. 22:19>> odds than the Cowboys.
  681. 22:20>> And they have worse odds than the
  682. 22:21Cowboys.
  683. 22:22>> That just shows you that
  684. 22:23>> by a thousand.
  685. 22:24>> just
  686. 22:24>> you who they think is going to win the
  687. 22:26division.
  688. 22:26>> Correct.
  689. 22:27>> Yeah.
  690. 22:27>> And you've been saying it all year.
  691. 22:28>> I
  692. 22:29God.
  693. 22:30The division is so bad it's still
  694. 22:31possible. That's the funny part.
  695. 22:32>> It
  696. 22:33>> [laughter]
  697. 22:33>> is. It is.
  698. 22:34>> Just saying.
  699. 22:35>> It's true.
  700. 22:36>> Yeah.
  701. 22:36>> What are you going to do?
  702. 22:37>> What are you going to do?
  703. 22:38>> Cousin, we're going to get into
  704. 22:39collegiate. We're going to rattle these
  705. 22:41collegiate off. This is
  706. 22:43I mean, I I have to look at the other
  707. 22:45weeks, but I'm going to go ahead and out
  708. 22:47on a limb and say this is the biggest
  709. 22:49collegiate slate of the year. Uh BYU at
  710. 22:53Utah to get us started. Utah minus five.
  711. 22:57>> [sighs]
  712. 22:58>> This is a tough one for me.
  713. 23:00Cuz I really
  714. 23:02I'm going to tell you why this is tough
  715. 23:03for me.
  716. 23:04Utah just keeps proving everybody wrong.
  717. 23:07This is like the uh this is like what do
  718. 23:09they call it? The holy match up or
  719. 23:10something like that?
  720. 23:13>> It does have a name like that. It does
  721. 23:14have a name.
  722. 23:15>> Let's just say some Mormons are going to
  723. 23:16be breaking some rules that night.
  724. 23:19>> [laughter]
  725. 23:19>> You know what I mean?
  726. 23:20>> No, cuz they soak. They don't break
  727. 23:22rules.
  728. 23:22>> I'll shake your bed.
  729. 23:23>> They soak it.
  730. 23:24>> I'll shake your bed.
  731. 23:25>> You know about You know about this,
  732. 23:26Edgar?
  733. 23:27>> Soaking, yeah.
  734. 23:28>> [laughter]
  735. 23:30>> Edgar
  736. 23:31>> Shake the bed.
  737. 23:32>> Hey, Edgar's like this.
  738. 23:33>> I do know.
  739. 23:34I do know. I told her I told a girl it
  740. 23:36didn't count [laughter] if we did that.
  741. 23:38>> Um here's what I'm going to tell you.
  742. 23:39Guys, this the way these games are I'm
  743. 23:41just going to name the the games off. To
  744. 23:44me, these are just perfect live wager
  745. 23:46games.
  746. 23:47If you like
  747. 23:48Utah to win,
  748. 23:50BYU is going to probably have a lead at
  749. 23:51some point.
  750. 23:53Take
  751. 23:53>> the other side, save money. All these
  752. 23:55games to me are straight just coin flip
  753. 23:58chaos. I mean, the only one that you
  754. 24:00could say is interest really interesting
  755. 24:02is this uh read that one out there,
  756. 24:04cousin.
  757. 24:04>> Miami
  758. 24:05>> Yep.
  759. 24:06>> at Notre Dame.
  760. 24:07>> That means at Notre Dame.
  761. 24:09>> Notre Dame minus five and a half.
  762. 24:14>> Whoa.
  763. 24:14>> Yeah.
  764. 24:16>> That's To me, that sounds like, you
  765. 24:17know, a Miami special.
  766. 24:19You think Miami's going to You think
  767. 24:21they're going to win?
  768. 24:22>> I
  769. 24:23>> I would take plus five. You know, just
  770. 24:25put me down for plus five and a and a
  771. 24:26Miami. Um
  772. 24:27>> Wow.
  773. 24:28>> Just the the line just is really weird.
  774. 24:31>> This is the old school convicts versus
  775. 24:34the Catholics.
  776. 24:35>> I'll take the convicts.
  777. 24:36>> And it's uh it's very interesting to me.
  778. 24:38You're talking about the number one team
  779. 24:40in the nation who just squeezed out a
  780. 24:42win. They looked terrible against North
  781. 24:44Carolina, Miami.
  782. 24:45>> Yeah.
  783. 24:45>> Uh going to ND, ND took that loss to
  784. 24:48BYU, ND cannot afford another loss.
  785. 24:52>> that kills me.
  786. 24:54>> Yeah.
  787. 24:54>> It's like I
  788. 24:56Take that pick away.
  789. 24:58>> [laughter]
  790. 24:58>> I just I can't take it.
  791. 24:59>> I'm so happy you took it away. You know
  792. 25:01why?
  793. 25:02You know why?
  794. 25:03>> Why?
  795. 25:05I think Notre Dame is going to put a
  796. 25:06hurting on them.
  797. 25:06>> Do you?
  798. 25:07>> Yeah.
  799. 25:07>> You think Notre Dame is going to crack
  800. 25:08them?
  801. 25:08>> Yeah.
  802. 25:09>> I got to take that pick away. I'm going
  803. 25:10to tell you why.
  804. 25:11>> It's hard to see the number one getting
  805. 25:13that money.
  806. 25:13>> You know what it is? I think the weather
  807. 25:15here is going to really [ __ ] them up.
  808. 25:17>> I think so, too.
  809. 25:18>> It's it I just I really do think the
  810. 25:20weather's going to [ __ ] them up.
  811. 25:21>> It's expected to be a little bit rainy
  812. 25:23and uh I think that's going to play in a
  813. 25:26huge for ND, especially up front.
  814. 25:28>> Yeah.
  815. 25:29I mean, there's just so many good games.
  816. 25:30Alabama LSU
  817. 25:32Put me down for LSU minus five and a
  818. 25:34half. When do you ever hear me take a
  819. 25:35dog or a favorite?
  820. 25:37>> [laughter]
  821. 25:38>> I'm so glad you picked that cuz I think
  822. 25:40LSU is going to blow the doors off of
  823. 25:43the tide. I really do. I think this game
  824. 25:47uh is going to be a blowout.
  825. 25:48>> W- What is this uh this one right there,
  826. 25:50Cozzy?
  827. 25:51>> That one is Kentucky at Tennessee.
  828. 25:55Uh That's a big game. SEC matchup, two
  829. 25:58two ranked teams.
  830. 26:00>> Yeah.
  831. 26:00>> It's a big big ball game. Another SEC
  832. 26:03matchup on the slate, Georgia at Ole
  833. 26:06Miss. Georgia only minus three and a
  834. 26:08half in that game. It's a star-studded
  835. 26:10game. Can't wait to watch that one. And
  836. 26:13then one more SEC battle, Texas at
  837. 26:17Mizzou.
  838. 26:19>> Texas is only minus two and a half. They
  839. 26:21have to win the game.
  840. 26:22They have no choice. They have no
  841. 26:24choice.
  842. 26:25>> over.
  843. 26:25>> Correct.
  844. 26:26>> Season's over if they lose.
  845. 26:28>> These are big games though, man.
  846. 26:29>> This is a day where you tell your wife
  847. 26:32I'm not a guy that don't [ __ ] with me
  848. 26:33today.
  849. 26:34>> [laughter]
  850. 26:35>> Don't talk to me.
  851. 26:36>> It is. It's a super Saturday.
  852. 26:38>> I'll tell you where I'll be Saturday.
  853. 26:40Right on my couch.
  854. 26:42Watching the [laughter] games.
  855. 26:43I'll be in my I'll be on my couch for
  856. 26:45about 24 hours in 2 days between
  857. 26:48Saturday and Sunday.
  858. 26:49>> Yeah, you will.
  859. 26:50>> I'll be at the gym for 2 hours each day.
  860. 26:52On the couch for
  861. 26:53>> [laughter]
  862. 26:54>> for 24.
  863. 26:56>> Literally.
  864. 26:56>> He will. He's not moving.
  865. 26:57>> All right, let's go into NFL.
  866. 26:58>> I'm ready. Let's go.
  867. 26:59>> ALL RIGHT, THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL,
  868. 27:01JACKSONVILLE AT BALTIMORE. Um I saw 10.
  869. 27:05Um you got 9 and 1/2 on the sheet.
  870. 27:08I'm going to take Baltimore plus 10 in
  871. 27:10this game. It's uh not my favorite pick.
  872. 27:13I do believe they'll be able to run the
  873. 27:14ball effectively, keep the score low.
  874. 27:16The line or the over/under is 40.
  875. 27:19I think it's going to be a little sloppy
  876. 27:20game. I think they're going to get the
  877. 27:22covered. I think Baltimore gets the
  878. 27:23covered. Do you have anything here?
  879. 27:26>> Going to be a sloppy game. I'm honestly
  880. 27:28confused. I always tell you guys
  881. 27:30Jacksonville prays on the weak. Uh
  882. 27:34they're going against Joey Feniano. Joey
  883. 27:36Feniano. So, all I could say is I'm not
  884. 27:39sure how the line is 10.
  885. 27:41That would mean it's really like what?
  886. 27:4313?
  887. 27:47Cuz they're going there?
  888. 27:48>> Yeah.
  889. 27:49>> I mean
  890. 27:51Jacksonville's like they're they're
  891. 27:52supposed to be that team right now. Are
  892. 27:54they really going to just
  893. 27:56squeak by Joey Feniano on a
  894. 27:57>> They're four and four. Give me plus 10,
  895. 27:59no problem.
  896. 28:00>> Okay.
  897. 28:01>> Next one. This is my last time taking
  898. 28:04this pathetic [ __ ] team.
  899. 28:07>> Hold on. Let me look Let me not look.
  900. 28:09>> I'm going to take the Falcons plus
  901. 28:11three.
  902. 28:13>> [laughter]
  903. 28:14>> Taking them plus three, not taking the
  904. 28:15money line.
  905. 28:16Taking the Falcons plus three against
  906. 28:18the Bengals in Spain. Over/under is 52
  907. 28:20and 1/2. There's no way they could play
  908. 28:23as bad as they did. You better hope
  909. 28:25Burrow's at the uh Ibiza nightclub
  910. 28:27before this one.
  911. 28:28>> Well, I do know he likes the the drugs.
  912. 28:30>> [laughter]
  913. 28:32>> He likes drugs.
  914. 28:33And he's like he likes women.
  915. 28:35>> Yeah.
  916. 28:35>> He's a sex addict.
  917. 28:36>> Yeah. Yeah.
  918. 28:37>> Hopefully he finds an absolute Spanish
  919. 28:39>> desist for that one.
  920. 28:41>> He needs a Spanish We need a Listen, for
  921. 28:43the Falcons that cover in this game, we
  922. 28:46need Joey Burrow to find an absolute
  923. 28:48Spanish rocket.
  924. 28:51>> [laughter]
  925. 28:51>> NOT GOT HIS DAUGHTER.
  926. 28:54SHOCK THE LIFE OUT OF HIM, BABE.
  927. 28:56>> [laughter]
  928. 28:59>> SHOCK THE LIFE OUT OF HIM. MAKE HIS LEGS
  929. 29:01SQUIRM.
  930. 29:02>> [laughter]
  931. 29:03>> UH GIVE HIM A CHARLIE HORSE.
  932. 29:05>> Put the guy on low T, low energy.
  933. 29:07>> Literally, um I'm going to tell you
  934. 29:08though, what a great game for Spain.
  935. 29:10It's going to be high scoring, I think.
  936. 29:12Um but yeah, put me on the Falcons plus
  937. 29:14three. What about What do you What do
  938. 29:15you like here?
  939. 29:15>> Um
  940. 29:17>> No thanks.
  941. 29:18>> No. I I I Listen.
  942. 29:21The Bengals
  943. 29:22offensively
  944. 29:24should go in places that the Falcons
  945. 29:27only dream they could get to.
  946. 29:28>> Yeah.
  947. 29:29>> But the line is three and these games
  948. 29:31overseas, I just
  949. 29:34The games overseas make me My My head
  950. 29:36>> Anything can happen.
  951. 29:38>> Yeah. My head is just clouded with what
  952. 29:41these guys could be doing while they're
  953. 29:43out there. Like there's so much There's
  954. 29:46so much that goes into it.
  955. 29:47>> of distractions there.
  956. 29:48>> Correct.
  957. 29:48>> Um All right, next one Denver at
  958. 29:50Carolina.
  959. 29:51Denver's plus I'm sorry, minus two and a
  960. 29:54half.
  961. 29:56>> Oh.
  962. 29:57Yeah.
  963. 29:58>> [snorts]
  964. 29:58>> Put me down for Carolina plus three.
  965. 30:02The team can win against anybody and
  966. 30:04lose against anybody and no one in the
  967. 30:06country is going to take Carolina
  968. 30:08against Denver after Denver did the the
  969. 30:10upset on Casey. So.
  970. 30:13>> Over under 44 in this game. Uh Carolina
  971. 30:17I I do think they will struggle to score
  972. 30:19against Denver.
  973. 30:21Uh
  974. 30:22who has a phenomenal D.
  975. 30:24>> You know what's funny is that I think
  976. 30:24the over is going to hit here.
  977. 30:25>> I know care I know I know Carolina has
  978. 30:28been giving up a ton
  979. 30:31of points.
  980. 30:32Uh I think the game is going to be
  981. 30:34interesting. I think you need to take a
  982. 30:35look at that over-under at 44. I think
  983. 30:37it is a live
  984. 30:39live type look.
  985. 30:42>> Yeah, I'm on just I'm just on the line
  986. 30:43there, Carolina. Next one, Dallas at
  987. 30:46Indy. I have no pick here, do you?
  988. 30:49>> [sighs]
  989. 30:50>> I No, I do not.
  990. 30:51>> Yeah.
  991. 30:52>> I do not.
  992. 30:53>> It's the poverty bowl.
  993. 30:54>> I DO NOT.
  994. 30:54>> NEXT ONE, JETS AT KANSAS CITY. Kansas
  995. 30:58City's minus nine and a half with an
  996. 31:00over-under of 46 and a half.
  997. 31:02I would love to see the betting spread
  998. 31:04here. I bet you 99.9%
  999. 31:06of the money is going to be on Kansas
  1000. 31:07City.
  1001. 31:09>> Yeah, I think Kansas City money line is
  1002. 31:11going to get a huge huge huge handle.
  1003. 31:16Uh but I think Casey at home
  1004. 31:20that I think they blow this team out. I
  1005. 31:22think they can cover that nine and a
  1006. 31:23half. I think they beat up on the Jets.
  1007. 31:27>> Hey, can we bring up one thing? They
  1008. 31:28beat the [ __ ] out of the Jets.
  1009. 31:30>> Can we bring up one thing?
  1010. 31:31>> Yeah, go ahead.
  1011. 31:32>> I forgot to talk about it.
  1012. 31:33>> Yeah.
  1013. 31:34>> Indiana, your football football team,
  1014. 31:36the Hoosiers, you guys are [ __ ]
  1015. 31:37poverty.
  1016. 31:38You guys are so [ __ ] fake good. I
  1017. 31:41can't wait to see your [ __ ] faces
  1018. 31:42when you get just skull [ __ ]
  1019. 31:44>> They stink this year.
  1020. 31:45>> Can't stand [clears throat] that team.
  1021. 31:46They get lucky every [ __ ] game.
  1022. 31:49>> You guys are disgusting people. I
  1023. 31:50[ __ ] hate you.
  1024. 31:52>> [laughter]
  1025. 31:53>> [ __ ] hate you.
  1026. 31:54>> Why do you hate them?
  1027. 31:55>> They're just all a bunch of [ __ ]
  1028. 31:56dorks.
  1029. 31:58I literally I want to [ __ ] every single
  1030. 32:00guy at at IU.
  1031. 32:01>> It's a lot of fraternity guys acting
  1032. 32:03like they know ball.
  1033. 32:04>> I would just [ __ ] everyone, make them
  1034. 32:06sit in the corner.
  1035. 32:07>> The last two years, you know, you used
  1036. 32:09to be known for maybe like basketball
  1037. 32:12back in the day, then nothing.
  1038. 32:14Uh never football.
  1039. 32:15>> I like their basketball program.
  1040. 32:16>> No, I know. That's what I said. They
  1041. 32:18were known for basketball.
  1042. 32:19>> they walk around now?
  1043. 32:21>> Yeah, it's a lot like I said, it's a lot
  1044. 32:23of fraternity guys who all of a sudden
  1045. 32:25they know ball cuz they won a natty last
  1046. 32:28year, and this year they, you know,
  1047. 32:29they're obviously playing decent, but I
  1048. 32:31think they stink, too.
  1049. 32:32>> Hate the school so much, I'm I get my
  1050. 32:34buddy's daughter to transfer out of
  1051. 32:36there. Got my hand caught in here. I was
  1052. 32:37like, "Listen, honey, you should leave
  1053. 32:39that place. They're not good there.
  1054. 32:40They're bad [laughter] people."
  1055. 32:44Oh god, I don't have a Anyways, I don't
  1056. 32:46have a pick in the Jets-KC game, do you?
  1057. 32:48I said I think KC [ __ ] smashes them.
  1058. 32:51>> God, it just seems that easy, right?
  1059. 32:54>> I mean, I don't think 9 and 1/2 points
  1060. 32:57sounds that easy, but I still think KC
  1061. 32:59could do it.
  1062. 33:00>> Yeah.
  1063. 33:00>> You know?
  1064. 33:01>> YEAH.
  1065. 33:02>> ALL RIGHT, DETROIT at Miami. Detroit's
  1066. 33:04minus seven. Another game I do not have
  1067. 33:07a pick. I mean, I do expect some points
  1068. 33:09in this game, though. I'll tell you that
  1069. 33:10right now.
  1070. 33:12>> Yeah, I expect some points in this game.
  1071. 33:14I got to tell you guys, I say it often
  1072. 33:15and I mean it. I really like this Malik
  1073. 33:17Willis guy, man. I really
  1074. 33:19>> You're high.
  1075. 33:21>> You don't like him?
  1076. 33:22>> He's a backup quarterback at best.
  1077. 33:24>> I I understand, but I'm saying I like
  1078. 33:26him. Like, I like the way he plays. I
  1079. 33:28don't think he puts Miami in that bad of
  1080. 33:31a spot. He gives them a chance to win in
  1081. 33:33a lot of games and they don't win down
  1082. 33:34the stretch and I just don't I just
  1083. 33:36don't think it's his fault that they're
  1084. 33:38not winning. They could have won that
  1085. 33:39game against New England.
  1086. 33:41>> Fair.
  1087. 33:41>> I thought he played fine.
  1088. 33:42>> Fair.
  1089. 33:43>> You know?
  1090. 33:44>> I get it. I get it. Well, you could have
  1091. 33:45him.
  1092. 33:46>> Um next one, Cleveland at New Orleans.
  1093. 33:49I'm taking New Orleans on the money line
  1094. 33:50here. It's pretty much a pick it.
  1095. 33:52>> Yep.
  1096. 33:54>> I I think it's a great play. I think New
  1097. 33:56Orleans on the on the on the money line
  1098. 33:58here is the best pick of the week.
  1099. 34:00Um
  1100. 34:01I love it to death. I love it so much it
  1101. 34:02hurts.
  1102. 34:03New Orleans coming off a bye in a
  1103. 34:05must-win game in a division that stinks
  1104. 34:08that they're in and that they have a
  1105. 34:09possibility of somehow winning or
  1106. 34:11squeaking uh towards the top of it.
  1107. 34:14>> Uh
  1108. 34:15>> That is a $100,000 hammer for me.
  1109. 34:20There it is.
  1110. 34:20>> That's how good I feel about
  1111. 34:21>> There's a hundred [ __ ] beans on that
  1112. 34:23game.
  1113. 34:23>> You heard him.
  1114. 34:24>> Yeah.
  1115. 34:25>> I I I Listen, cuz
  1116. 34:27if I had a hundred extra to throw on
  1117. 34:29that game, I
  1118. 34:30believe me when I tell you
  1119. 34:32uh I think New Orleans is a very, very
  1120. 34:36solid look in this game coming off a bye
  1121. 34:38against a It's a team that's starting to
  1122. 34:40lose their touch.
  1123. 34:41>> Yeah, I agree.
  1124. 34:42>> Next one, Giants at Philly. Giants are
  1125. 34:47minus three and a half on the road in
  1126. 34:49Philly with an over under of 39 and a
  1127. 34:52half.
  1128. 34:54This one's going to shock some people.
  1129. 34:56Philly
  1130. 34:58I'm on you.
  1131. 35:00Plus three and a half and on the money
  1132. 35:01line.
  1133. 35:02I expect an upset here.
  1134. 35:05>> It's a must-win ballgame for the G-Men.
  1135. 35:07It's a must-win ballgame for the G-Men.
  1136. 35:09They're playing a depleted Philly team.
  1137. 35:13They have to win this game.
  1138. 35:15This is a massive game sitting 4-2-1
  1139. 35:18atop the division. They must win this
  1140. 35:21game to get to 5-2-1 and apply serious
  1141. 35:23pressure to the rest of the teams that
  1142. 35:26can still
  1143. 35:26>> I believe this is Philly's coaching
  1144. 35:28staff's last chance.
  1145. 35:31>> Oh, I believe it is, too. And And
  1146. 35:32actually, I'm going to be honest with
  1147. 35:33you. The reason that I believe the
  1148. 35:35Giants win this game is because I
  1149. 35:36believe their coaching staff is 500
  1150. 35:39times better than Philly.
  1151. 35:41>> That's a fact.
  1152. 35:42>> Yeah.
  1153. 35:43That's That's That's just the way I see
  1154. 35:45it. I believe that the Giants are going
  1155. 35:47to load the box, put the game in What's
  1156. 35:51that kid's name? McKee?
  1157. 35:52>> Tanner McKee.
  1158. 35:53>> Put the ball in McKee's hands and make
  1159. 35:55him beat you.
  1160. 35:56>> Fair.
  1161. 35:57>> Next one, Rams at the Reds Commanders.
  1162. 36:02Sorry.
  1163. 36:03Rams are minus five and a half, over
  1164. 36:05under of 47 and a half. Washington, I I
  1165. 36:08just
  1166. 36:09All right, Washington. I'm going to try
  1167. 36:11this with you.
  1168. 36:12Plus five and a half.
  1169. 36:14>> Wow.
  1170. 36:15>> Not taking the money line, just five and
  1171. 36:16a half.
  1172. 36:17>> Wow.
  1173. 36:19>> That's big.
  1174. 36:19>> Super uncomfortable.
  1175. 36:21>> That's big.
  1176. 36:21>> Super uncomfortable.
  1177. 36:22>> It's a big travel. It's a big travel for
  1178. 36:25the Rams. You know, I don't like big
  1179. 36:26travel, but
  1180. 36:29>> I'll The Rams should score so many
  1181. 36:31points in this game.
  1182. 36:32>> They should score so many.
  1183. 36:33>> I just should be able to cover five and
  1184. 36:34a half.
  1185. 36:35>> I just don't even know how Washington
  1186. 36:36could keep up with the Rams.
  1187. 36:39>> Ooh.
  1188. 36:40I'm serious. I I expect Like you said,
  1189. 36:42the Rams could score so many and
  1190. 36:45when I look at this game the first thing
  1191. 36:47I thought about tonight is the Rams
  1192. 36:49could score so many and I just don't
  1193. 36:52know I've never seen Washington really
  1194. 36:54like
  1195. 36:55>> move the ball.
  1196. 36:56I expect Jayden Daniels' legs to keep
  1197. 36:58off the field. Keep the offense off the
  1198. 37:00field.
  1199. 37:01>> Okay. That's hey that's fair. I think
  1200. 37:03his legs are a counter to the pass rush
  1201. 37:05that the Rams bring. I think that
  1202. 37:07coaching is like
  1203. 37:09my biggest edge and when looking at this
  1204. 37:12game.
  1205. 37:12>> I feel you there.
  1206. 37:13>> Next one Houston
  1207. 37:16at
  1208. 37:17Chargers. Houston's minus four and a
  1209. 37:19half. I bet you before the season
  1210. 37:20started this this line was nine points
  1211. 37:23difference. I bet you the Chargers were
  1212. 37:25minus four and a half in this game.
  1213. 37:28>> I don't have a pick here. I don't want
  1214. 37:29anything to do with this game.
  1215. 37:30>> This is such a bad game.
  1216. 37:31>> I'd I'd rather I'd rather burn my balls
  1217. 37:34on a stove than watch this game.
  1218. 37:36>> The only thing I know when I look at
  1219. 37:37this game is that I say to myself hey
  1220. 37:41are the Chargers finally going to win
  1221. 37:42one game this year? And then I look and
  1222. 37:44I say
  1223. 37:46I don't know.
  1224. 37:48I don't know. I can't say they're going
  1225. 37:49to win this game. I can't say they're
  1226. 37:51going to lose it either. Houston is just
  1227. 37:53I mean
  1228. 37:54here this is the game of the most two
  1229. 37:56disappointing teams of the 2026 season.
  1230. 37:59>> The Chargers are the history you delete
  1231. 38:00so nobody sees your search history.
  1232. 38:02>> [laughter]
  1233. 38:04>> Just
  1234. 38:05This is serious.
  1235. 38:06>> You really are.
  1236. 38:07>> When you look at something weird you're
  1237. 38:09like oh god that's the Chargers.
  1238. 38:11>> [laughter]
  1239. 38:12>> That is the Chargers.
  1240. 38:13>> Hey no I'm not into that. I just clicked
  1241. 38:14it and wanted to look at it.
  1242. 38:17>> [laughter]
  1243. 38:22>> Oh god.
  1244. 38:23>> OH MY GOD.
  1245. 38:24>> [laughter]
  1246. 38:24>> RAIDERS
  1247. 38:26AT THE NINERS.
  1248. 38:29>> WOAH.
  1249. 38:30>> [laughter]
  1250. 38:33>> WOAH.
  1251. 38:34>> [laughter]
  1252. 38:35>> 49ers minus nine and a half at home in
  1253. 38:38this game.
  1254. 38:40Uh I look for the Niners to beat the
  1255. 38:42hell out of the Raiders.
  1256. 38:44>> I have no pick.
  1257. 38:46>> Uh I'm going to tell you my theory. The
  1258. 38:48Raiders just flew
  1259. 38:51all the They played the Jets, correct?
  1260. 38:53Yeah, they played at the Jets in New
  1261. 38:55York. They flew to New York. They played
  1262. 38:58and literally they played terrible.
  1263. 39:02Uh what was that? 38 to 33 or something?
  1264. 39:05>> 38 to 35.
  1265. 39:07>> Whatever. Whatever it was it was high
  1266. 39:09scoring. Whatever it was they gave up
  1267. 39:11way too many to the Jets.
  1268. 39:13If you give up that many to the Jets,
  1269. 39:16I don't even I don't even know what
  1270. 39:17you're what what you could give up to
  1271. 39:18the 9ers.
  1272. 39:19>> Yeah, I feel you there.
  1273. 39:20>> The 9ers will get stops in this game,
  1274. 39:22too, at home.
  1275. 39:23>> Agreed. Next one, Green Bay at New
  1276. 39:27England. New England's minus three. Give
  1277. 39:29me Green Bay plus three.
  1278. 39:33>> I like the Packers here.
  1279. 39:34>> Yeah.
  1280. 39:35>> This game is I'm very undecided on this
  1281. 39:37game. It's a game that I that I wanted
  1282. 39:39to take a deeper dive into.
  1283. 39:42I just don't fully trust New England and
  1284. 39:44>> There's two short bus coaches, I'll tell
  1285. 39:46you that.
  1286. 39:46>> Yeah. I don't mention I mean what I
  1287. 39:49mentioned earlier, New England, I'm not
  1288. 39:51impressed with them. Green Bay
  1289. 39:54not a good team, in my opinion. I mean
  1290. 39:56>> Oh, that's You think they're good?
  1291. 39:59>> They're not bad.
  1292. 40:00I don't know, man. I I just don't see
  1293. 40:02them as being good.
  1294. 40:04>> We're in the toughest division.
  1295. 40:05>> We are. They don't have really I mean
  1296. 40:08with their quality They don't have any
  1297. 40:09quality wins.
  1298. 40:11>> Bay was in the NFC East, we'd be like,
  1299. 40:13you know what? That's a scary team.
  1300. 40:16I mean, that's the problem.
  1301. 40:17>> They'd also probably be six and one.
  1302. 40:19>> Yeah.
  1303. 40:20>> Yeah.
  1304. 40:20>> That's the problem.
  1305. 40:22>> I know.
  1306. 40:22>> I don't know. I like that play plus
  1307. 40:24three there.
  1308. 40:25>> That's fair. I don't think New England's
  1309. 40:26very good, either, though.
  1310. 40:27>> I get it. All right, next one, Arizona
  1311. 40:30at Seattle. Seattle's minus 12
  1312. 40:32against Arizona. I don't have a pick
  1313. 40:34here, but lord the over/under's 42.
  1314. 40:37Oh, and Jeremiah Love, somebody got
  1315. 40:39somebody put a hooked a curse on that
  1316. 40:41guy on [ __ ] Etsy or whatever.
  1317. 40:44That guy's ankles can't catch a break.
  1318. 40:46My god.
  1319. 40:47>> I know, he goes down quite a bit. But
  1320. 40:49it's not his fault. Everything's a
  1321. 40:50fluke.
  1322. 40:51>> No, I know.
  1323. 40:52I know. I hear you. This game to me is
  1324. 40:55just insane.
  1325. 40:57This game is Bear uh
  1326. 40:59Yeah, Seattle coming off of a a short
  1327. 41:02week against that game to the Bears on
  1328. 41:04Monday night. And then minus 12 at home
  1329. 41:08on a short week against AZ.
  1330. 41:11Um
  1331. 41:12>> 12 12
  1332. 41:14>> 12
  1333. 41:15>> They think it's going to be a massacre.
  1334. 41:17>> With the over/under 42 though.
  1335. 41:19>> I know. I mean, what do they like
  1336. 41:21It's the 27
  1337. 41:24to
  1338. 41:25>> They don't think Minshew could score?
  1339. 41:27>> No.
  1340. 41:28>> They don't They literally don't think
  1341. 41:29Minshew's going to score a a touchdown
  1342. 41:31in this game.
  1343. 41:31>> 27 to 14?
  1344. 41:34>> Seattle's at home, too.
  1345. 41:36>> Yeah.
  1346. 41:37Whatever. I'm not on that one.
  1347. 41:39>> Seattle might crush them.
  1348. 41:40>> I'm not taking it.
  1349. 41:41>> They might.
  1350. 41:42It what a weird game. I can't figure it
  1351. 41:44out.
  1352. 41:45>> this is a week where either you're going
  1353. 41:46to get absolutely demolished or you're
  1354. 41:48going to do really good.
  1355. 41:50>> Yeah, I think it's uh
  1356. 41:51>> I'm going one way or the other. My picks
  1357. 41:52this week are I I'm either going to come
  1358. 41:54on come in your mouth and you're going
  1359. 41:55to call me daddy
  1360. 41:57or you're going to just hate me.
  1361. 42:00>> Yeah, this is this is uh this is a crazy
  1362. 42:03crazy week. This is when I tell you guys
  1363. 42:05roll out the caution tape. Be very
  1364. 42:07careful this week. Like he said, I see a
  1365. 42:10lot of either games that are going to be
  1366. 42:12truly lopsided in terms of favorites
  1367. 42:14just going off or
  1368. 42:17>> the dogs are going to come out to bark.
  1369. 42:18>> Speaking of uh
  1370. 42:20hate me.
  1371. 42:21>> Oh my god, HERE HE GOES.
  1372. 42:23>> TAMPA [screaming] BAY AND CHICAGO
  1373. 42:26>> SUNDAY NIGHT BALL
  1374. 42:27>> All right, Sunday night NBC.
  1375. 42:31>> [laughter]
  1376. 42:32>> Chicago's going to [ __ ] smoke them.
  1377. 42:36Smoke them. Smoke them. Chicago minus
  1378. 42:39six at home. Baker Mayfield threw the
  1379. 42:42ball 10 times in the last two games.
  1380. 42:45He's He might still be injured the way
  1381. 42:47he's throwing it.
  1382. 42:49Uh
  1383. 42:50Chicago in prime time. Ben Johnson prime
  1384. 42:52time, Ben Johnson in prime time eight
  1385. 42:55and one against the spread since
  1386. 42:57becoming the Chicago Bears head coach.
  1387. 43:03>> Go ahead.
  1388. 43:04>> Hey.
  1389. 43:06>> [laughter]
  1390. 43:09>> Hey.
  1391. 43:10Hey, listen.
  1392. 43:11>> [laughter]
  1393. 43:12>> Those hillbillies down in Florida
  1394. 43:15>> Um here's what I'm going to tell you.
  1395. 43:17That looks way too easy. That's all I'm
  1396. 43:19going to say.
  1397. 43:20>> You think six is easy? That six sounds
  1398. 43:22so easy.
  1399. 43:24>> I'm not betting it.
  1400. 43:25>> All right.
  1401. 43:25>> I'm not betting it, but you put a you
  1402. 43:27might hear from me during the day
  1403. 43:28though. If I'm having a hot day
  1404. 43:30>> [laughter]
  1405. 43:31>> I'm if I'm having a hot day, just know
  1406. 43:32I'm coming. I'm coming.
  1407. 43:35I'm coming for plus 220. Just know I'm
  1408. 43:37coming.
  1409. 43:37>> Oh my god, for plus 220.
  1410. 43:39>> [laughter]
  1411. 43:39>> Just know I'm coming cuz that's what I
  1412. 43:41mean, that's just
  1413. 43:43God, the the
  1414. 43:44Vegas would crush every parlay.
  1415. 43:48>> If Tampa won that game?
  1416. 43:49>> Yeah.
  1417. 43:53>> The only thing I'll say about Tampa is
  1418. 43:54in those two games where they did
  1419. 43:56absolutely
  1420. 43:57uh nothing as far as throwing the ball.
  1421. 44:00They won both of the games uh in a no
  1422. 44:02contest and they gave up very minimal
  1423. 44:05points. They blanked
  1424. 44:08uh the Falcons this week in the rain,
  1425. 44:10but still blanked them. And uh
  1426. 44:13>> 13.
  1427. 44:14>> Yeah, they gave up 13 to Carolina.
  1428. 44:17>> Give me Tampa plus six.
  1429. 44:20>> [laughter]
  1430. 44:22>> I just can't I can't help it.
  1431. 44:24I can't help it.
  1432. 44:26>> Hey, listen. I'm not picking this game,
  1433. 44:28but you know, if I start feeling myself
  1434. 44:30>> [laughter]
  1435. 44:30>> then listen, I might do plus 230. You
  1436. 44:33know what? Give me
  1437. 44:35>> [laughter]
  1438. 44:36>> He couldn't help himself. He couldn't
  1439. 44:38help himself.
  1440. 44:39>> know I am building parlays actively
  1441. 44:41starting tomorrow with the Bears plus
  1442. 44:43800 to try and get the Bears to like 90
  1443. 44:45to one so I can put like a 25 spot to
  1444. 44:48win like 2 million.
  1445. 44:50>> If they win the Super Bowl.
  1446. 44:51>> We'll be in LA for that. If they win the
  1447. 44:53bowl, it'll be the best night of our
  1448. 44:54lives.
  1449. 44:55>> I would have a lot of fun.
  1450. 44:56>> Yeah.
  1451. 44:57>> It'd be a It'd be a dream come true for
  1452. 44:58me.
  1453. 44:59>> Yeah.
  1454. 44:59>> Cuz guys, I am a Bear fan, but I've been
  1455. 45:02let down so many times.
  1456. 45:04Imagine a girl that's been cheated on
  1457. 45:06her entire life.
  1458. 45:07>> [laughter]
  1459. 45:07>> She finally meets a guy, and the guy is
  1460. 45:09great, but in her head she's like,
  1461. 45:11"Every guy lets me down."
  1462. 45:13>> [laughter]
  1463. 45:14>> That's how I feel. I'm like, "Oh,
  1464. 45:17someone's going to break their leg, and
  1465. 45:18everything's going to be over." I just
  1466. 45:20can't help it. It's like I get so
  1467. 45:23negative. I get so negative. I'm like,
  1468. 45:25"Oh, we we better do this."
  1469. 45:26>> You do.
  1470. 45:27>> We're going to get [ __ ] Double
  1471. 45:28[laughter] doink. GOING TO BE [ __ ]
  1472. 45:30YOU KNOW, IT JUST EVERY IT JUST ALWAYS
  1473. 45:32WHEN I FEEL SO GOOD, we get bent over.
  1474. 45:36>> It's true.
  1475. 45:36>> So, I just It's like there's a part of
  1476. 45:38me that thinks that I do it as reverse
  1477. 45:39psychology. Like, "I'll be happy if I
  1478. 45:41lose,
  1479. 45:43and the Bears win."
  1480. 45:44>> You know what? That's why last week I
  1481. 45:45just said, "I'm just going to ride the
  1482. 45:47confidence wave. If they lose, they
  1483. 45:48lose." Like, at this point, I feel the
  1484. 45:51same way you do, but now there's just so
  1485. 45:53much confidence behind it that I just
  1486. 45:55say, "Hey, [ __ ] it."
  1487. 45:57>> I'm like, "GOOD BETTER BEST. I LOSE
  1488. 45:58MONEY. I'M LIKE, 'GOOD BETTER BEST.'"
  1489. 46:01"GOOD BETTER BEST."
  1490. 46:02>> [laughter]
  1491. 46:03>> "GOOD BETTER BEST."
  1492. 46:05AND I'M LIKE, "OH, YEAH." LIKE, I'M
  1493. 46:07I'M SO WORKED UP AND EXCITED,
  1494. 46:10>> I know.
  1495. 46:11>> like so scared.
  1496. 46:12>> I know.
  1497. 46:13>> Like Simmons came, I'm like, "Don't get
  1498. 46:14hurt, Kashi."
  1499. 46:15"Welcome to Chicago. You need a ride?
  1500. 46:17You need to use my Rolls for a day? No
  1501. 46:19problem."
  1502. 46:19>> It does It does feel too good to be true
  1503. 46:22at times.
  1504. 46:22>> It just It's It just scares the [ __ ] out
  1505. 46:25of me. But all right, last game on the
  1506. 46:27list, Buffalo at Minnesota. Give me
  1507. 46:29Minnesota plus three and a half and
  1508. 46:31money line. I think the Minnesota
  1509. 46:33Vikings are going to take down the
  1510. 46:35Buffalo Bills. I also expect this to be
  1511. 46:38high-scoring. Give me the over.
  1512. 46:42>> Wow. High-scoring against Mini, huh?
  1513. 46:45>> Yeah.
  1514. 46:47>> This game's going to be a battle, guys.
  1515. 46:48It's going to be a battle. I told you
  1516. 46:50guys I'm not convinced on the Bills. Uh
  1517. 46:53the Bills, I told you they stall out on
  1518. 46:55O at times. On D, they're not very
  1519. 46:57great. Minnesota's D is a unreal.
  1520. 47:01Minnesota's O sucks.
  1521. 47:04They do.
  1522. 47:05There's not There's There's just not
  1523. 47:06much to talk about other than the fact
  1524. 47:08that this is Josh Allen
  1525. 47:11in primetime on the road.
  1526. 47:14I look for many to try and light up Josh
  1527. 47:19Allen. If there's any defensive
  1528. 47:21coordinator in the league that is going
  1529. 47:23to get after Allen and put him in a bad
  1530. 47:25position, it's going to be Flores. You
  1531. 47:28are on who?
  1532. 47:29>> Minnesota.
  1533. 47:30>> Plus the three and a hook?
  1534. 47:32>> And money line.
  1535. 47:33>> And ML, wow. Yeah, I think this Guys, I
  1536. 47:36would honestly I would expect Buffalo to
  1537. 47:38go up in this game
  1538. 47:40at some point, maybe at the very start,
  1539. 47:43and I would look to see
  1540. 47:45what Mini looks like live
  1541. 47:48getting more than the three and a half
  1542. 47:51because I do think Mini is going to come
  1543. 47:53to play in this game.
  1544. 47:54>> Yeah.
  1545. 47:56I do, too. But guys,
  1546. 47:58I'm going to tell you something.
  1547. 47:59I have never had more fun shooting this
  1548. 48:01show. Never. I have never felt better.
  1549. 48:04If if If I haven't been hot I've been
  1550. 48:05hot all year. Tony's taking over the
  1551. 48:07last 2 weeks.
  1552. 48:09It There's always one of us that's going
  1553. 48:11to get hot.
  1554. 48:12So that's what
  1555. 48:13Right now you should be tailing Anthony.
  1556. 48:15But if I get hot, then you start tailing
  1557. 48:16me. Or if you like something I say, you
  1558. 48:18follow that. When I give picks, it's not
  1559. 48:21like it's like a Oh my god, bet
  1560. 48:22everything I just said. It's like, hey,
  1561. 48:25I like what he said and I agree with
  1562. 48:26what he said, so I'm going to take it,
  1563. 48:28too. And if you're against me, hey, I'm
  1564. 48:29not going to take that game cuz it's
  1565. 48:31like it doesn't make sense. So like
  1566. 48:32we're we're conflicted there. So you got
  1567. 48:34to understand,
  1568. 48:35this is all about having fun.
  1569. 48:38And I'm having more fun than ever.
  1570. 48:40And I appreciate [music] you cuz I think
  1571. 48:42you're having just as much fun. So guys,
  1572. 48:44until next time, I love you.
  1573. 48:47>> [music]
  1574. 48:51[music]

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