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- 0:06What's up, EVERYBODY? WELCOME BACK TO
- 0:08COUSINS. ALL IN, I GOT TO TELL YOU I
- 0:11ALWAYS CONSIDERED myself the guy.
- 0:15But after the last 2 weeks, Anthony Di
- 0:16Marco, give us an intro. You are that
- 0:18dude. Like, share, subscribe, ring the
- 0:22bell. Cosy, the games are getting
- 0:24whackier and whackier. It's that time of
- 0:26the season.
- 0:26>> Ding, ding. Anthony's on fire. Somebody
- 0:29call the fire department. Packers go to
- 0:325 and 3. Um weird game. Weird game,
- 0:37weird game. The Packers did not look
- 0:38great in this game. Carolina, they they
- 0:41cannot find their groove. Uh but the
- 0:44interesting story about this game is
- 0:46that Watson goes out of the game, coughs
- 0:49up blood, taken to the hospital, has a
- 0:51broken rib, gets cleared to return.
- 0:55>> Catches a ball at the end of the game.
- 0:57Catches a ball at the end of the game.
- 0:58>> Not mad, happy he came back out. I don't
- 1:00like seeing people get hurt. Um also, I
- 1:02just didn't see how he got as hurt as he
- 1:04did. I'm happy he's okay. Nobody's going
- 1:06to ever ask me to, you know, I I don't
- 1:08care what team it is, you'll never ask
- 1:10me for a guy to get hurt. Uh I'm in the
- 1:12celebrating business.
- 1:13>> there was a little ballsy though
- 1:14bringing a guy into the game at that
- 1:16point when you pretty much have the game
- 1:17won after that whole Eagles thing?
- 1:20>> I think the Packers were just feeling
- 1:22themselves.
- 1:22>> Okay.
- 1:23>> I'm not mad. I'm not. They were they it
- 1:25was very movie-esque the way he it was
- 1:27WWE-esque
- 1:29the way he got out of the back of the
- 1:30ambulance and ran out of the tunnel.
- 1:32>> The whole division's a movie RIGHT NOW.
- 1:34>> NEXT ONE, JAGS BLOW OUT THE COLTS. The
- 1:37exact opposite happened in what I
- 1:39thought. I thought the Colts were going
- 1:42to kind of walk into that game and like
- 1:44get an early lead and then blow it and
- 1:46lose by like 7 8 9 10.
- 1:48That was not what happened. Anthony was
- 1:50spot on. He said they're going to get
- 1:52walked all over. Nobody wants to be
- 1:54there. Um
- 1:56the real question is is how do we keep
- 1:58some of these teams that are falling
- 2:00apart to stay competitive? How do we
- 2:03make it where the guys that are the
- 2:04stars aren't trying to get traded like
- 2:05yo, get me the [ __ ] out of here. How do
- 2:07we get I mean in soccer they they they
- 2:09they regulate, right? Like hey, we're
- 2:11going to regulate you down to a
- 2:12different division cuz you guys suck. We
- 2:14can't do that in the NFL.
- 2:15>> Yeah.
- 2:16>> But what do we do?
- 2:17>> I don't know. It's an interesting
- 2:18theory. I mean, it's a tough It's
- 2:20There's a There's a huge underlying
- 2:22factor there and the underlying factor
- 2:24is the physicality aspect.
- 2:26>> Yeah.
- 2:27>> And after a while when you're not
- 2:28winning, you don't want to get hit as
- 2:30much. You know what I mean?
- 2:31>> Yeah, I wouldn't want to get hit by the
- 2:32Jags right now. They are scary. Um
- 2:35what's crazy about the Jaguars?
- 2:38A team that can beat anybody, but I
- 2:40promise you they can lose to anybody,
- 2:41too.
- 2:42>> Absolutely. The Jags I been telling you
- 2:44guys I'm seeing the Jags clearly. Every
- 2:47time I tell you they're going to win or
- 2:48lose, it happens.
- 2:49Uh but the thing for me about the Jags
- 2:51is the Jags are five and two. People are
- 2:54high on the Jags, but the Jags I need to
- 2:56see a quality win out of them. I've seen
- 2:59a a Cleveland, New England, Cincy,
- 3:03Philly, and Colts
- 3:06W. I need to see a better W out of the
- 3:09Jags
- 3:10uh for me to be I I've just
- 3:11>> win.
- 3:12>> Yeah, it's an okay
- 3:13>> a good win.
- 3:14>> Cleveland's a good win.
- 3:16>> [gasps]
- 3:17>> I don't know.
- 3:18I'm going to be honest. I don't think
- 3:20New England or Cincy
- 3:22are good.
- 3:23>> Fair.
- 3:24>> I don't think Cleveland's very good.
- 3:26I know Philly sucks and I know the Colts
- 3:28suck. Cincy could have just lost to I
- 3:31mean, we'll get into it. I mean,
- 3:33>> By the way, I got reminded. This is our
- 3:35Colts. This is our team. WE BLEED BLUE.
- 3:39BANG! THEY'RE DEAD.
- 3:42THAT'S THE SONG.
- 3:43>> THAT IS THE SONG. There it is.
- 3:45>> There you go.
- 3:46>> [laughter]
- 3:47>> They're dead. That That horse got shot
- 3:49on the racetrack. Um dead.
- 3:52>> [laughter and gasps]
- 3:52>> Dead like your great-grandmother.
- 3:55Um all right, Bucks beat the
- 3:57um
- 3:58Jesus.
- 3:59Bucks beat
- 4:01They beat ATL.
- 4:02>> Hold on.
- 4:03I'm trying to find a way to say this
- 4:05without
- 4:06The Bucks
- 4:07beat Carolina and Atlanta without
- 4:09throwing the ball.
- 4:10>> [laughter]
- 4:11>> I It's just the best way for me to say
- 4:12it. I don't even know what to say. It's
- 4:15just I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT'S
- 4:16GOING ON.
- 4:18>> IT'S HARD to understand what's going on.
- 4:20They beat Carolina 43-13. They scored 43
- 4:24points in the game in a game in which
- 4:26Mayfield was 7 of 11 for 65 yards. Then
- 4:31they play ATL. I know they play in a
- 4:33monsoon, but
- 4:36Baker over three passing in this game.
- 4:39>> There's hasn't been a game like that
- 4:40since the '70s.
- 4:41>> Over three
- 4:43passing. He went in a game and got zero
- 4:46completions for zero yards. Michael
- 4:48Penix looks so bad.
- 4:51>> He looks so bad, he should retire right
- 4:54now.
- 4:55I That's
- 4:56the Falcons are a team I just can't
- 4:58figure out.
- 4:59>> Yeah.
- 4:59>> I can't figure. The whole division
- 5:01though, right? Carolina's three and
- 5:02four, Saints two and five.
- 5:04Falcons and Bucks both three and five.
- 5:07Carolina's plus 185 to win the division.
- 5:09>> They're the favorite.
- 5:10>> They're the favorite. Anybody can win it
- 5:12though.
- 5:13>> I mean, this is the division of just
- 5:15straight poverty year after year. A team
- 5:18has been getting in out of this division
- 5:20with a .500 record or worse.
- 5:24>> And then we're sitting here. NFC North
- 5:25has four teams that are all in the
- 5:26playoffs right now.
- 5:27>> We're going to talk about that.
- 5:28>> Yeah. Crazy.
- 5:29>> Steelers major win beating the Browns.
- 5:34Now they're six and two. They're on a
- 5:35four-game winning streak. I don't think
- 5:37it's really anything
- 5:38remarkable though. It's the Colts. It's
- 5:41the Bucks. It's the Saints. And it's the
- 5:44Browns.
- 5:46The Browns being the best of them all,
- 5:48my opinion.
- 5:49>> Hey, if you ask the Steelers fans
- 5:50though, man, they're six and two.
- 5:52>> We're [ __ ] the curtains so bad.
- 5:54>> They're so good. Just ask them.
- 5:56>> Yeah.
- 5:57>> They'll tell you how good they are. I'll
- 5:58tell you how good they aren't. They've
- 6:00beat Indy, Tampa, New Orleans, and
- 6:02Cleveland in the last four games on this
- 6:04stretch.
- 6:05Before that, they were two and two.
- 6:07Now, they're uh six and two. I have zero
- 6:10belief in the Steelers still thus far.
- 6:15Uh I'm just dying for them to play a
- 6:17quality team.
- 6:18>> Every week, there's a two teams that I
- 6:19know that you just just [ __ ] on every
- 6:21time we talk about.
- 6:22It's the Jags and the Steelers.
- 6:25It's like you wake up, you're like,
- 6:26"Fuck those guys."
- 6:27>> But, I got the Jags pinpointed. Every
- 6:29time I tell you guys about the Jags, it
- 6:31happens. I mean, they're they're they're
- 6:33They're not that good.
- 6:35They're not that good. A sick They make
- 6:37me very angry because they're five and
- 6:39two, and the Steelers make me very angry
- 6:42because they're six and two, but they
- 6:44just haven't earned the fact to be
- 6:46there. I just am not seeing it.
- 6:47>> Speaking about earned, Lions beat the
- 6:49undeserving
- 6:51undefeated Minneapolis Vikings.
- 6:54Um I got to tell you,
- 6:56it
- 6:57They were in the game, though.
- 6:59They had a chance.
- 7:01They They could have won it. The The The
- 7:04The The Lions tried to let them win it.
- 7:05>> Yeah.
- 7:06The Vikings the uh I I say it week after
- 7:09week, but they are that good. Uh they
- 7:11are so good that their offense is not
- 7:13good, and they're in every game they
- 7:15play in. Uh in fact, obviously, they
- 7:17just got handed their first L. But, the
- 7:20story in this game,
- 7:22Jahmyr Gibbs could not get anything
- 7:24going in the first half. And in the
- 7:26second half, he just went absolutely
- 7:29crazy. I don't know what the Lions saw
- 7:32uh for second half adjustments to be
- 7:34able to get downhill, but Gibbs 23
- 7:37carries for 153 yards in this game.
- 7:39>> They saw something. Next one, Cowboys.
- 7:42Only the Cowboys could lose a game like
- 7:44this.
- 7:45Anthony said it best, Shurmur's good as
- 7:48gone. The guy can't close a door if it
- 7:50was in front of him.
- 7:51He literally doesn't know how to take
- 7:52the doorknob, turn it, and lock the door
- 7:55before or lock the door before bed.
- 7:57I don't even know what to say. This team
- 7:59is so much better than three and five. I
- 8:01think if I coach this team right now,
- 8:02I'd be a two-loss team. I'd be I I would
- 8:04definitely be like what?
- 8:06I think I would have three losses. I'd
- 8:07have I would definitely be five and
- 8:09three, minimum.
- 8:12>> The Cowboys have lost two games by three
- 8:15points, one game by four points. So,
- 8:17three games this year they've lost by
- 8:19four or less.
- 8:21If you revert back to that game
- 8:23this weekend
- 8:24>> The Vikings.
- 8:25>> I'm sorry, the the the Ravens.
- 8:26>> The Ravens where they gave up a shot
- 8:28play down the middle of the field, the
- 8:30one thing they they absolutely could not
- 8:32do.
- 8:33Um
- 8:35The Cowboys, their coaching future is
- 8:37just
- 8:38I just don't understand.
- 8:40>> I know.
- 8:40>> I I just don't understand the candidates
- 8:42that they bring in. It seems like they
- 8:44can't get one right. Um The Cardinals
- 8:48then turn to Minshew, they make back the
- 8:51backup, and they make Brissett the
- 8:53third-string utility QB.
- 8:56>> I do agree. Sorry.
- 8:58You like that.
- 8:59>> It should have been like that the whole
- 8:59time.
- 9:00>> Yeah.
- 9:01>> Minshew can toss the ball. And if you
- 9:03notice, the team believes him.
- 9:06>> Yeah, they did have some spark when he
- 9:08was in there, did they not?
- 9:09>> in, the whole team moved different.
- 9:11>> Yeah, they did.
- 9:12>> Whole team moved different. All right,
- 9:13Joe Burrow, let me tell you something.
- 9:15They are so lucky they won this game,
- 9:17and I give Joe Burrow a lot of credit
- 9:18going up to Cam Ward after the game and
- 9:20making sure he knew, "Hey, you played
- 9:21unreal
- 9:23football today." And let me tell you,
- 9:26Joe Burrow threw for 462 yd, five
- 9:28touchdowns, but he had three
- 9:29interceptions. Cam Ward did 304 yd, two
- 9:32touchdowns, no interceptions. But, I
- 9:34think what we need to discuss here is
- 9:35Cam Ward was moving the ball any way he
- 9:38wanted on that team. It was terrific
- 9:41coaching, play calling. The Titans had
- 9:43two opportunities on defense to get a
- 9:46win, just needed one stop.
- 9:48>> I know.
- 9:48>> They were up four, they give up a
- 9:50touchdown.
- 9:51They were up seven at the end, and they
- 9:53let them [clears throat] walk down field
- 9:54and score a touchdown. Boom, overtime. I
- 9:57cashed out my bet that I took live.
- 10:00I just don't this team The Tennessee's
- 10:02not as bad as their record.
- 10:03>> No.
- 10:04We talk about it all the time. Tennessee
- 10:06and the Dolphins, they play so hard,
- 10:09they keep themselves in every ball game,
- 10:11but at the end, I don't know if it's the
- 10:14coaching or I don't know if they simply
- 10:15just don't have the horses at the end of
- 10:18the day.
- 10:18>> Yeah.
- 10:19>> But I will say uh Joe Burrow is one of
- 10:21the few quarterbacks in this league uh
- 10:24right now where it reminds me of my
- 10:25childhood when it's third and 12, third
- 10:28and 15. Uh
- 10:30there's just always a glimmer of hope
- 10:32that Joe Burrow is going to either find
- 10:33Tee Higgins or Ja'Marr Chase uh 20 yards
- 10:37down the
- 10:37>> Higgins looks really good.
- 10:39>> Tee Higgins is a big body, great
- 10:41possession receiver. He is so good. Uh I
- 10:44think he's finally starting to catch his
- 10:46stride. I think he was battling an
- 10:48injury for a little bit. I think he's
- 10:50starting to catch his stride. Obviously
- 10:52uh Chase is unreal. I mean, their their
- 10:56offense is scary.
- 10:57>> He is that dude.
- 10:58But let's talk about this next game,
- 11:00division rival, the Ravens.
- 11:02>> Yeah.
- 11:03>> Guy breaks his thumb on the first play
- 11:05of the game on offense.
- 11:07>> I know.
- 11:08>> I was so dead. I had so much money on
- 11:10that.
- 11:12He broke his thumb. This is me. I just
- 11:13kept being a like passing I'm like they
- 11:15can figure it out.
- 11:17They they just just they did
- 11:19>> [clears throat]
- 11:19>> Excuse me.
- 11:21Dying over here.
- 11:25>> Let's get that out of here. Let's get
- 11:26that out.
- 11:26>> Yeah.
- 11:27>> There we go.
- 11:27>> Jesus.
- 11:28>> It's okay.
- 11:29>> Anyways,
- 11:31the team just couldn't figure it out. I
- 11:33mean, the fact they didn't run the ball
- 11:34and they just told that one kid Joey
- 11:36Feegano
- 11:38>> [laughter]
- 11:38>> Did I say that wrong?
- 11:40>> Joey Feegano
- 11:41>> Joey Feegano,
- 11:42>> [laughter]
- 11:43>> hey guys, we're going to put YOU IN,
- 11:44JUST TOSS IT.
- 11:45>> HEY FEEGANO, YOU'RE IN.
- 11:48>> UH all I can say is that I mean, run the
- 11:50ball. I want I want hard-nosed, straight
- 11:52down the throat running and I want him
- 11:54to throw the ball when he needs to.
- 11:56Instead, they just said, "Hey, [ __ ] back
- 11:57and toss it, cuz." Cuz I'm going to tell
- 11:59you,
- 12:00Anthony, we both agree, the Bills do not
- 12:03look great.
- 12:04>> No.
- 12:05>> Did it
- 12:05>> The Bills do not look great. The Bills
- 12:09for some reason, they get in this lull,
- 12:11but when they get in this lull, I don't
- 12:14know what it is. Their defense was not
- 12:16good. It sort of picks up the pieces
- 12:19while they're in that lull, and then if
- 12:21you allow that to happen for too long,
- 12:23the Bills and Josh Allen, they will find
- 12:25their way because Josh Allen
- 12:28is the best playmaker, best football
- 12:30player in the NFL.
- 12:32>> That's all there is to it.
- 12:33>> MVP.
- 12:34>> He's a plus 165
- 12:37to win MVP, and we got half a half of a
- 12:39regular season to go.
- 12:40>> Who's Who's behind him?
- 12:42>> Uh Caleb Williams was third and second,
- 12:45I believe.
- 12:49Might have been Joe Burrow.
- 12:50>> Josh Allen's that guy right now.
- 12:51>> Might have been Joe Burrow.
- 12:53>> Anyways,
- 12:54>> Josh Allen was ahead by
- 12:56Oh, Brock Purdy's second.
- 12:58>> The guys that are talking [ __ ] though.
- 13:00>> Got it.
- 13:01>> I need to make this clear, guys. Don't
- 13:03throw me a shot when my starting
- 13:05quarterback gets hurt.
- 13:06>> Yeah, come on.
- 13:07>> play. I mean, do not throw me a shot.
- 13:09Like, "Oh, you said the Ravens."
- 13:11Bro, my my starting QB broke his thumb
- 13:14on the first play.
- 13:15>> Guys, we had Funyuns in there.
- 13:18>> And then the And then the backup gets
- 13:19turf toe.
- 13:20>> [laughter]
- 13:21>> They could have put this guy out there.
- 13:23My God. Next one, Rams.
- 13:26>> How about this one? I got to give you a
- 13:27bet that I didn't tell anybody about.
- 13:29>> Oh, man.
- 13:30>> I had the Chargers live in the first
- 13:32half.
- 13:33They kick a field goal instead of going
- 13:35for it.
- 13:36The Rams marched downfield
- 13:39and score a touchdown with 18 seconds
- 13:42left, and I and I lose by one.
- 13:46>> I saw it, too.
- 13:48I just uh
- 13:49>> I literally could not catch a break on
- 13:51Sunday.
- 13:52I
- 13:53I And then I How about the next game?
- 13:54We're just going to bring it up. I mean,
- 13:55the Chargers are poverty, Rams are fine.
- 13:57I mean, let's just talk about that. The
- 13:59Chargers are averaging 14 points a game,
- 14:01fun fact. But
- 14:03can we just move on to the next game?
- 14:05>> Yeah, I just want to know, did you see
- 14:06the exchange when they they pretty much
- 14:09pressed Harbaugh up and like
- 14:10>> What he said What he I didn't see it.
- 14:12>> They were like, "Are
- 14:13Are Is this guy going to continue to
- 14:14call plays and like
- 14:16And he was like, oh, you know, it's the
- 14:18team. It's It's not like he literally
- 14:22was in
- 14:23he was in such disarray. I don't even
- 14:26know how he didn't know how to field the
- 14:29question correctly. It's a 14 point per
- 14:32game offense. Justin Herbert should
- 14:34check himself into a mental mental
- 14:36institution. All right, guys, Broncos
- 14:39Chiefs. Talk about live wagering heaven.
- 14:42I was traveling. I liked it. I didn't
- 14:45get a chance I was watching it. I'm
- 14:46like, oh, this is the right bet. Could
- 14:48have talked I could have taken the
- 14:49Broncos plus five and a half plus 575.
- 14:52And I didn't I didn't take it.
- 14:55Down 11
- 14:5611 minutes to go in the fourth. Plus
- 14:591800 at that point.
- 15:01They got one massive play.
- 15:03Uh with the backup running back this kid
- 15:06Coleman and and and keep your eyes on
- 15:08this guy Coleman cuz I'm telling you
- 15:10right now, he's the he's in second
- 15:13runner-up right now to win offensive
- 15:16rookie of the year behind Carnell Tate.
- 15:18And this guy is emerging so quickly on
- 15:20the scene. He has such explosive
- 15:22ability. Uh I think he can really really
- 15:25help the Broncos. The bottom line is
- 15:27this though, the story for the Broncos
- 15:29this season
- 15:31is that they don't wake up until the
- 15:32fourth quarter, the third quarter, the
- 15:34second half. They score 15 in the
- 15:36fourth, steal this game from the Chiefs.
- 15:40Uh I know there was that crazy, you
- 15:42know, dispute about false start, but
- 15:44false start is false start. I mean I I I
- 15:47don't
- 15:48Guys, the flag was called. It's not like
- 15:50it was like, oh, touchdown. I thought
- 15:52there was a false start. Yeah, it's
- 15:54false start. I mean, there's nothing to
- 15:55talk about. Yeah. I mean, great game for
- 15:58the Broncos. They showed who they are.
- 15:59They're in first place in the division.
- 16:02And you can't argue that. They are six
- 16:06and two, KC five and two. Those teams do
- 16:08not play each other the rest of the way.
- 16:10It's going to get interesting. The
- 16:11Broncos look like the biggest [ __ ]
- 16:13right now though, right? Like everyone's
- 16:14like, yeah, you're in first place, but
- 16:15I'm eh.
- 16:17I'd rather play you than Kansas City.
- 16:19Yeah. right, next one Commanders beat
- 16:21the Eagles. Um
- 16:23God, all the Commanders fans can think
- 16:25about is that tie.
- 16:27They could be three and four, the Giants
- 16:29would be four and three, everything in
- 16:31the division would be okay, but that tie
- 16:33is going to [ __ ] everything up.
- 16:34>> Yep.
- 16:36Giants 4-2-1, Dallas 3-5, Washington
- 16:402-4-1.
- 16:43Philly 2-6, Giants minus 125
- 16:47>> Yeah.
- 16:48>> as the favorite
- 16:50to win the division.
- 16:51>> I don't even know what to say.
- 16:54They're minus 125 to win the division.
- 16:56How crazy is that?
- 16:58They're like Look how many games up they
- 16:59are.
- 17:00They are that many games up, yet only
- 17:03minus 125 as the favorite to win the
- 17:06division. Uh you want to talk about
- 17:08must-see television? When these four
- 17:11bummy teams are playing against each
- 17:13other near the end of the season, it's
- 17:15going to be
- 17:15>> I can't wait to watch the games.
- 17:18It's hilarious.
- 17:19>> Philly fans are in shambles, that's for
- 17:21sure.
- 17:21>> Oh, Philly fans are
- 17:23>> story about the guy.
- 17:24So, we get in Philly Sunday night. We
- 17:27were we're dying to eat something. We go
- 17:29eat at We go to eat at this place.
- 17:32There's like literally there's three
- 17:34people in the whole place.
- 17:36>> [sighs]
- 17:36>> There's There's two guys behind One of
- 17:39the guys is when I tell you he's he's
- 17:42scream he's yelling at the top of his
- 17:44lungs. Uh a gentleman I'm with says,
- 17:47"Hey, what's this guy screaming about?"
- 17:49I said, "Don't look, please."
- 17:51Uh the guy was telling his buddy he was
- 17:53like this,
- 17:54"I WAS IN THE CAR. IT WAS 10-0.
- 17:59I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DO THIS, DOGS.
- 18:02This coaching staff, I hope they all
- 18:04burn in hell. It was 10-0."
- 18:07>> [laughter]
- 18:07>> THIS GUY WAS SCREAMING, CRYING. I
- 18:10couldn't even look at him cuz he's every
- 18:13He's the whole the sole reason that we
- 18:15[ __ ] with you guys is cuz that. That's
- 18:17just
- 18:18It's so easy.
- 18:20>> I heard a rumor that Nick Sirianni
- 18:22changed his name to Nick Sirianni.
- 18:25So he doesn't get cracked So he doesn't
- 18:27get cracked by some Philly fan when he
- 18:29goes home at night. I feel so bad for
- 18:32that team cuz I want to tell you
- 18:33something. In Philadelphia, they care
- 18:34about their sports. And they And they
- 18:36deserve all the success because I like
- 18:38teams that have real fans and they have
- 18:40real fans. I mean, they have a couple
- 18:42extra fake ones with LeBron and the on
- 18:44the Sixers. But they have real fans
- 18:46across the board and I really appreciate
- 18:48that. Um what I will tell you is
- 18:50Commanders are not dead in the division.
- 18:52They're not.
- 18:54I know it sounds goofy and I'm not
- 18:56saying it's a big chance. I get that
- 18:58this is more of like a
- 19:00Dallas, you know, Giants thing, but
- 19:03here's what I'm going to tell you.
- 19:04Washington has a chance to win that
- 19:06division still.
- 19:08I'm not betting
- 19:08>> They do.
- 19:09>> I'm not betting it. I'm not. I'm just
- 19:10saying
- 19:12they could rattle off a couple and it
- 19:13could start to get interesting. That's
- 19:15all I'm going to say.
- 19:16>> Yep.
- 19:16>> Um next one.
- 19:19I'm wrong.
- 19:21I I know a Bear fan, but nobody's picked
- 19:24against the Bears more than me.
- 19:26This is my time to make it right.
- 19:28The Bears are Super Bowl contenders.
- 19:31But the question is, what are we going
- 19:32to do when somebody stops our run?
- 19:36And this is going to be a great week to
- 19:37find out.
- 19:39>> [laughter]
- 19:41>> Go ahead, Anthony.
- 19:45>> Guys, I just want to say Caleb Williams,
- 19:49coach Ben Johnson,
- 19:51it's a one unit team. It's a Super Bowl
- 19:53team.
- 19:55But we got a guy on this team
- 19:57named Jeffrey Simmons and my god,
- 20:013 yd per play when Jeffrey Simmons was
- 20:04on the field last night. When he wasn't
- 20:07on the field, the Seahawks got 13 yd per
- 20:10play.
- 20:12>> Whoa.
- 20:12>> Now tell me that that guy isn't an
- 20:14absolute game breaker, just [ __ ]
- 20:19wreaking havoc, could change the way
- 20:23this entire team plays throughout the
- 20:25remainder of the season. You seen guys
- 20:28who haven't made plays much this year,
- 20:31Montez [clears throat] Sweat, come off
- 20:33the edge untouched making big plays,
- 20:36going crazy.
- 20:38Uh it just it makes everything better.
- 20:40It makes the rest of our D-line better.
- 20:42It makes our DBs who have been slightly
- 20:44suspect throughout times this year,
- 20:46certain DBs, it makes them you know
- 20:49>> Better.
- 20:50>> Better. Makes it it allows them to cover
- 20:52better and and and for less time. I
- 20:55mean, the Bears uh I believe that the
- 20:57Bears have what it takes there, plus
- 20:59800, the third favorite.
- 21:03Just to to win the bowl.
- 21:04>> Just to put this in context, Minnesota's
- 21:05plus 2,500 to win the Super Bowl.
- 21:08>> They are.
- 21:10>> [snorts]
- 21:10>> And that's a one-loss team.
- 21:11>> Bears are plus 160, by the way, to win
- 21:13the NFC North. They are the current
- 21:15favorite.
- 21:16>> That's crazy.
- 21:17>> These Super Bowl odds, though, my
- 21:18friend, are
- 21:20very interesting to me.
- 21:22I split it up in the A, B, and C tier
- 21:26uh odds-wise.
- 21:28>> A tier's your name, go.
- 21:30>> A tier, Bills plus 550, followed by the
- 21:34Niners plus 600, the Bears plus 800, the
- 21:38Jags plus 950, the Chiefs plus 1,000,
- 21:42and the Rams who currently sit at four
- 21:44and four at plus 1,200.
- 21:46>> Yeah. The B team or the B squads of uh
- 21:49teams are Lions at plus 1,800, Minnesota
- 21:52at plus 2,500, Broncos at plus 1,600,
- 21:55which looks like a look. You got to give
- 21:56that a peek. Steelers at plus 4,500,
- 21:59Cowboys at plus 5,000, and Giants at
- 22:02plus 6,000.
- 22:06That's J.J. McCarthy.
- 22:07>> That is J.J. McCarthy. The thing I find
- 22:10interesting about the Super Bowl odds,
- 22:12though, yeah, are that the Giants are
- 22:14number one in the NFC
- 22:16East
- 22:17minus 125.
- 22:19>> odds than the Cowboys.
- 22:20>> And they have worse odds than the
- 22:21Cowboys.
- 22:22>> That just shows you that
- 22:23>> by a thousand.
- 22:24>> just
- 22:24>> you who they think is going to win the
- 22:26division.
- 22:26>> Correct.
- 22:27>> Yeah.
- 22:27>> And you've been saying it all year.
- 22:28>> I
- 22:29God.
- 22:30The division is so bad it's still
- 22:31possible. That's the funny part.
- 22:32>> It
- 22:33>> [laughter]
- 22:33>> is. It is.
- 22:34>> Just saying.
- 22:35>> It's true.
- 22:36>> Yeah.
- 22:36>> What are you going to do?
- 22:37>> What are you going to do?
- 22:38>> Cousin, we're going to get into
- 22:39collegiate. We're going to rattle these
- 22:41collegiate off. This is
- 22:43I mean, I I have to look at the other
- 22:45weeks, but I'm going to go ahead and out
- 22:47on a limb and say this is the biggest
- 22:49collegiate slate of the year. Uh BYU at
- 22:53Utah to get us started. Utah minus five.
- 22:57>> [sighs]
- 22:58>> This is a tough one for me.
- 23:00Cuz I really
- 23:02I'm going to tell you why this is tough
- 23:03for me.
- 23:04Utah just keeps proving everybody wrong.
- 23:07This is like the uh this is like what do
- 23:09they call it? The holy match up or
- 23:10something like that?
- 23:13>> It does have a name like that. It does
- 23:14have a name.
- 23:15>> Let's just say some Mormons are going to
- 23:16be breaking some rules that night.
- 23:19>> [laughter]
- 23:19>> You know what I mean?
- 23:20>> No, cuz they soak. They don't break
- 23:22rules.
- 23:22>> I'll shake your bed.
- 23:23>> They soak it.
- 23:24>> I'll shake your bed.
- 23:25>> You know about You know about this,
- 23:26Edgar?
- 23:27>> Soaking, yeah.
- 23:28>> [laughter]
- 23:30>> Edgar
- 23:31>> Shake the bed.
- 23:32>> Hey, Edgar's like this.
- 23:33>> I do know.
- 23:34I do know. I told her I told a girl it
- 23:36didn't count [laughter] if we did that.
- 23:38>> Um here's what I'm going to tell you.
- 23:39Guys, this the way these games are I'm
- 23:41just going to name the the games off. To
- 23:44me, these are just perfect live wager
- 23:46games.
- 23:47If you like
- 23:48Utah to win,
- 23:50BYU is going to probably have a lead at
- 23:51some point.
- 23:53Take
- 23:53>> the other side, save money. All these
- 23:55games to me are straight just coin flip
- 23:58chaos. I mean, the only one that you
- 24:00could say is interest really interesting
- 24:02is this uh read that one out there,
- 24:04cousin.
- 24:04>> Miami
- 24:05>> Yep.
- 24:06>> at Notre Dame.
- 24:07>> That means at Notre Dame.
- 24:09>> Notre Dame minus five and a half.
- 24:14>> Whoa.
- 24:14>> Yeah.
- 24:16>> That's To me, that sounds like, you
- 24:17know, a Miami special.
- 24:19You think Miami's going to You think
- 24:21they're going to win?
- 24:22>> I
- 24:23>> I would take plus five. You know, just
- 24:25put me down for plus five and a and a
- 24:26Miami. Um
- 24:27>> Wow.
- 24:28>> Just the the line just is really weird.
- 24:31>> This is the old school convicts versus
- 24:34the Catholics.
- 24:35>> I'll take the convicts.
- 24:36>> And it's uh it's very interesting to me.
- 24:38You're talking about the number one team
- 24:40in the nation who just squeezed out a
- 24:42win. They looked terrible against North
- 24:44Carolina, Miami.
- 24:45>> Yeah.
- 24:45>> Uh going to ND, ND took that loss to
- 24:48BYU, ND cannot afford another loss.
- 24:52>> that kills me.
- 24:54>> Yeah.
- 24:54>> It's like I
- 24:56Take that pick away.
- 24:58>> [laughter]
- 24:58>> I just I can't take it.
- 24:59>> I'm so happy you took it away. You know
- 25:01why?
- 25:02You know why?
- 25:03>> Why?
- 25:05I think Notre Dame is going to put a
- 25:06hurting on them.
- 25:06>> Do you?
- 25:07>> Yeah.
- 25:07>> You think Notre Dame is going to crack
- 25:08them?
- 25:08>> Yeah.
- 25:09>> I got to take that pick away. I'm going
- 25:10to tell you why.
- 25:11>> It's hard to see the number one getting
- 25:13that money.
- 25:13>> You know what it is? I think the weather
- 25:15here is going to really [ __ ] them up.
- 25:17>> I think so, too.
- 25:18>> It's it I just I really do think the
- 25:20weather's going to [ __ ] them up.
- 25:21>> It's expected to be a little bit rainy
- 25:23and uh I think that's going to play in a
- 25:26huge for ND, especially up front.
- 25:28>> Yeah.
- 25:29I mean, there's just so many good games.
- 25:30Alabama LSU
- 25:32Put me down for LSU minus five and a
- 25:34half. When do you ever hear me take a
- 25:35dog or a favorite?
- 25:37>> [laughter]
- 25:38>> I'm so glad you picked that cuz I think
- 25:40LSU is going to blow the doors off of
- 25:43the tide. I really do. I think this game
- 25:47uh is going to be a blowout.
- 25:48>> W- What is this uh this one right there,
- 25:50Cozzy?
- 25:51>> That one is Kentucky at Tennessee.
- 25:55Uh That's a big game. SEC matchup, two
- 25:58two ranked teams.
- 26:00>> Yeah.
- 26:00>> It's a big big ball game. Another SEC
- 26:03matchup on the slate, Georgia at Ole
- 26:06Miss. Georgia only minus three and a
- 26:08half in that game. It's a star-studded
- 26:10game. Can't wait to watch that one. And
- 26:13then one more SEC battle, Texas at
- 26:17Mizzou.
- 26:19>> Texas is only minus two and a half. They
- 26:21have to win the game.
- 26:22They have no choice. They have no
- 26:24choice.
- 26:25>> over.
- 26:25>> Correct.
- 26:26>> Season's over if they lose.
- 26:28>> These are big games though, man.
- 26:29>> This is a day where you tell your wife
- 26:32I'm not a guy that don't [ __ ] with me
- 26:33today.
- 26:34>> [laughter]
- 26:35>> Don't talk to me.
- 26:36>> It is. It's a super Saturday.
- 26:38>> I'll tell you where I'll be Saturday.
- 26:40Right on my couch.
- 26:42Watching the [laughter] games.
- 26:43I'll be in my I'll be on my couch for
- 26:45about 24 hours in 2 days between
- 26:48Saturday and Sunday.
- 26:49>> Yeah, you will.
- 26:50>> I'll be at the gym for 2 hours each day.
- 26:52On the couch for
- 26:53>> [laughter]
- 26:54>> for 24.
- 26:56>> Literally.
- 26:56>> He will. He's not moving.
- 26:57>> All right, let's go into NFL.
- 26:58>> I'm ready. Let's go.
- 26:59>> ALL RIGHT, THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL,
- 27:01JACKSONVILLE AT BALTIMORE. Um I saw 10.
- 27:05Um you got 9 and 1/2 on the sheet.
- 27:08I'm going to take Baltimore plus 10 in
- 27:10this game. It's uh not my favorite pick.
- 27:13I do believe they'll be able to run the
- 27:14ball effectively, keep the score low.
- 27:16The line or the over/under is 40.
- 27:19I think it's going to be a little sloppy
- 27:20game. I think they're going to get the
- 27:22covered. I think Baltimore gets the
- 27:23covered. Do you have anything here?
- 27:26>> Going to be a sloppy game. I'm honestly
- 27:28confused. I always tell you guys
- 27:30Jacksonville prays on the weak. Uh
- 27:34they're going against Joey Feniano. Joey
- 27:36Feniano. So, all I could say is I'm not
- 27:39sure how the line is 10.
- 27:41That would mean it's really like what?
- 27:4313?
- 27:47Cuz they're going there?
- 27:48>> Yeah.
- 27:49>> I mean
- 27:51Jacksonville's like they're they're
- 27:52supposed to be that team right now. Are
- 27:54they really going to just
- 27:56squeak by Joey Feniano on a
- 27:57>> They're four and four. Give me plus 10,
- 27:59no problem.
- 28:00>> Okay.
- 28:01>> Next one. This is my last time taking
- 28:04this pathetic [ __ ] team.
- 28:07>> Hold on. Let me look Let me not look.
- 28:09>> I'm going to take the Falcons plus
- 28:11three.
- 28:13>> [laughter]
- 28:14>> Taking them plus three, not taking the
- 28:15money line.
- 28:16Taking the Falcons plus three against
- 28:18the Bengals in Spain. Over/under is 52
- 28:20and 1/2. There's no way they could play
- 28:23as bad as they did. You better hope
- 28:25Burrow's at the uh Ibiza nightclub
- 28:27before this one.
- 28:28>> Well, I do know he likes the the drugs.
- 28:30>> [laughter]
- 28:32>> He likes drugs.
- 28:33And he's like he likes women.
- 28:35>> Yeah.
- 28:35>> He's a sex addict.
- 28:36>> Yeah. Yeah.
- 28:37>> Hopefully he finds an absolute Spanish
- 28:39>> desist for that one.
- 28:41>> He needs a Spanish We need a Listen, for
- 28:43the Falcons that cover in this game, we
- 28:46need Joey Burrow to find an absolute
- 28:48Spanish rocket.
- 28:51>> [laughter]
- 28:51>> NOT GOT HIS DAUGHTER.
- 28:54SHOCK THE LIFE OUT OF HIM, BABE.
- 28:56>> [laughter]
- 28:59>> SHOCK THE LIFE OUT OF HIM. MAKE HIS LEGS
- 29:01SQUIRM.
- 29:02>> [laughter]
- 29:03>> UH GIVE HIM A CHARLIE HORSE.
- 29:05>> Put the guy on low T, low energy.
- 29:07>> Literally, um I'm going to tell you
- 29:08though, what a great game for Spain.
- 29:10It's going to be high scoring, I think.
- 29:12Um but yeah, put me on the Falcons plus
- 29:14three. What about What do you What do
- 29:15you like here?
- 29:15>> Um
- 29:17>> No thanks.
- 29:18>> No. I I I Listen.
- 29:21The Bengals
- 29:22offensively
- 29:24should go in places that the Falcons
- 29:27only dream they could get to.
- 29:28>> Yeah.
- 29:29>> But the line is three and these games
- 29:31overseas, I just
- 29:34The games overseas make me My My head
- 29:36>> Anything can happen.
- 29:38>> Yeah. My head is just clouded with what
- 29:41these guys could be doing while they're
- 29:43out there. Like there's so much There's
- 29:46so much that goes into it.
- 29:47>> of distractions there.
- 29:48>> Correct.
- 29:48>> Um All right, next one Denver at
- 29:50Carolina.
- 29:51Denver's plus I'm sorry, minus two and a
- 29:54half.
- 29:56>> Oh.
- 29:57Yeah.
- 29:58>> [snorts]
- 29:58>> Put me down for Carolina plus three.
- 30:02The team can win against anybody and
- 30:04lose against anybody and no one in the
- 30:06country is going to take Carolina
- 30:08against Denver after Denver did the the
- 30:10upset on Casey. So.
- 30:13>> Over under 44 in this game. Uh Carolina
- 30:17I I do think they will struggle to score
- 30:19against Denver.
- 30:21Uh
- 30:22who has a phenomenal D.
- 30:24>> You know what's funny is that I think
- 30:24the over is going to hit here.
- 30:25>> I know care I know I know Carolina has
- 30:28been giving up a ton
- 30:31of points.
- 30:32Uh I think the game is going to be
- 30:34interesting. I think you need to take a
- 30:35look at that over-under at 44. I think
- 30:37it is a live
- 30:39live type look.
- 30:42>> Yeah, I'm on just I'm just on the line
- 30:43there, Carolina. Next one, Dallas at
- 30:46Indy. I have no pick here, do you?
- 30:49>> [sighs]
- 30:50>> I No, I do not.
- 30:51>> Yeah.
- 30:52>> I do not.
- 30:53>> It's the poverty bowl.
- 30:54>> I DO NOT.
- 30:54>> NEXT ONE, JETS AT KANSAS CITY. Kansas
- 30:58City's minus nine and a half with an
- 31:00over-under of 46 and a half.
- 31:02I would love to see the betting spread
- 31:04here. I bet you 99.9%
- 31:06of the money is going to be on Kansas
- 31:07City.
- 31:09>> Yeah, I think Kansas City money line is
- 31:11going to get a huge huge huge handle.
- 31:16Uh but I think Casey at home
- 31:20that I think they blow this team out. I
- 31:22think they can cover that nine and a
- 31:23half. I think they beat up on the Jets.
- 31:27>> Hey, can we bring up one thing? They
- 31:28beat the [ __ ] out of the Jets.
- 31:30>> Can we bring up one thing?
- 31:31>> Yeah, go ahead.
- 31:32>> I forgot to talk about it.
- 31:33>> Yeah.
- 31:34>> Indiana, your football football team,
- 31:36the Hoosiers, you guys are [ __ ]
- 31:37poverty.
- 31:38You guys are so [ __ ] fake good. I
- 31:41can't wait to see your [ __ ] faces
- 31:42when you get just skull [ __ ]
- 31:44>> They stink this year.
- 31:45>> Can't stand [clears throat] that team.
- 31:46They get lucky every [ __ ] game.
- 31:49>> You guys are disgusting people. I
- 31:50[ __ ] hate you.
- 31:52>> [laughter]
- 31:53>> [ __ ] hate you.
- 31:54>> Why do you hate them?
- 31:55>> They're just all a bunch of [ __ ]
- 31:56dorks.
- 31:58I literally I want to [ __ ] every single
- 32:00guy at at IU.
- 32:01>> It's a lot of fraternity guys acting
- 32:03like they know ball.
- 32:04>> I would just [ __ ] everyone, make them
- 32:06sit in the corner.
- 32:07>> The last two years, you know, you used
- 32:09to be known for maybe like basketball
- 32:12back in the day, then nothing.
- 32:14Uh never football.
- 32:15>> I like their basketball program.
- 32:16>> No, I know. That's what I said. They
- 32:18were known for basketball.
- 32:19>> they walk around now?
- 32:21>> Yeah, it's a lot like I said, it's a lot
- 32:23of fraternity guys who all of a sudden
- 32:25they know ball cuz they won a natty last
- 32:28year, and this year they, you know,
- 32:29they're obviously playing decent, but I
- 32:31think they stink, too.
- 32:32>> Hate the school so much, I'm I get my
- 32:34buddy's daughter to transfer out of
- 32:36there. Got my hand caught in here. I was
- 32:37like, "Listen, honey, you should leave
- 32:39that place. They're not good there.
- 32:40They're bad [laughter] people."
- 32:44Oh god, I don't have a Anyways, I don't
- 32:46have a pick in the Jets-KC game, do you?
- 32:48I said I think KC [ __ ] smashes them.
- 32:51>> God, it just seems that easy, right?
- 32:54>> I mean, I don't think 9 and 1/2 points
- 32:57sounds that easy, but I still think KC
- 32:59could do it.
- 33:00>> Yeah.
- 33:00>> You know?
- 33:01>> YEAH.
- 33:02>> ALL RIGHT, DETROIT at Miami. Detroit's
- 33:04minus seven. Another game I do not have
- 33:07a pick. I mean, I do expect some points
- 33:09in this game, though. I'll tell you that
- 33:10right now.
- 33:12>> Yeah, I expect some points in this game.
- 33:14I got to tell you guys, I say it often
- 33:15and I mean it. I really like this Malik
- 33:17Willis guy, man. I really
- 33:19>> You're high.
- 33:21>> You don't like him?
- 33:22>> He's a backup quarterback at best.
- 33:24>> I I understand, but I'm saying I like
- 33:26him. Like, I like the way he plays. I
- 33:28don't think he puts Miami in that bad of
- 33:31a spot. He gives them a chance to win in
- 33:33a lot of games and they don't win down
- 33:34the stretch and I just don't I just
- 33:36don't think it's his fault that they're
- 33:38not winning. They could have won that
- 33:39game against New England.
- 33:41>> Fair.
- 33:41>> I thought he played fine.
- 33:42>> Fair.
- 33:43>> You know?
- 33:44>> I get it. I get it. Well, you could have
- 33:45him.
- 33:46>> Um next one, Cleveland at New Orleans.
- 33:49I'm taking New Orleans on the money line
- 33:50here. It's pretty much a pick it.
- 33:52>> Yep.
- 33:54>> I I think it's a great play. I think New
- 33:56Orleans on the on the on the money line
- 33:58here is the best pick of the week.
- 34:00Um
- 34:01I love it to death. I love it so much it
- 34:02hurts.
- 34:03New Orleans coming off a bye in a
- 34:05must-win game in a division that stinks
- 34:08that they're in and that they have a
- 34:09possibility of somehow winning or
- 34:11squeaking uh towards the top of it.
- 34:14>> Uh
- 34:15>> That is a $100,000 hammer for me.
- 34:20There it is.
- 34:20>> That's how good I feel about
- 34:21>> There's a hundred [ __ ] beans on that
- 34:23game.
- 34:23>> You heard him.
- 34:24>> Yeah.
- 34:25>> I I I Listen, cuz
- 34:27if I had a hundred extra to throw on
- 34:29that game, I
- 34:30believe me when I tell you
- 34:32uh I think New Orleans is a very, very
- 34:36solid look in this game coming off a bye
- 34:38against a It's a team that's starting to
- 34:40lose their touch.
- 34:41>> Yeah, I agree.
- 34:42>> Next one, Giants at Philly. Giants are
- 34:47minus three and a half on the road in
- 34:49Philly with an over under of 39 and a
- 34:52half.
- 34:54This one's going to shock some people.
- 34:56Philly
- 34:58I'm on you.
- 35:00Plus three and a half and on the money
- 35:01line.
- 35:02I expect an upset here.
- 35:05>> It's a must-win ballgame for the G-Men.
- 35:07It's a must-win ballgame for the G-Men.
- 35:09They're playing a depleted Philly team.
- 35:13They have to win this game.
- 35:15This is a massive game sitting 4-2-1
- 35:18atop the division. They must win this
- 35:21game to get to 5-2-1 and apply serious
- 35:23pressure to the rest of the teams that
- 35:26can still
- 35:26>> I believe this is Philly's coaching
- 35:28staff's last chance.
- 35:31>> Oh, I believe it is, too. And And
- 35:32actually, I'm going to be honest with
- 35:33you. The reason that I believe the
- 35:35Giants win this game is because I
- 35:36believe their coaching staff is 500
- 35:39times better than Philly.
- 35:41>> That's a fact.
- 35:42>> Yeah.
- 35:43That's That's That's just the way I see
- 35:45it. I believe that the Giants are going
- 35:47to load the box, put the game in What's
- 35:51that kid's name? McKee?
- 35:52>> Tanner McKee.
- 35:53>> Put the ball in McKee's hands and make
- 35:55him beat you.
- 35:56>> Fair.
- 35:57>> Next one, Rams at the Reds Commanders.
- 36:02Sorry.
- 36:03Rams are minus five and a half, over
- 36:05under of 47 and a half. Washington, I I
- 36:08just
- 36:09All right, Washington. I'm going to try
- 36:11this with you.
- 36:12Plus five and a half.
- 36:14>> Wow.
- 36:15>> Not taking the money line, just five and
- 36:16a half.
- 36:17>> Wow.
- 36:19>> That's big.
- 36:19>> Super uncomfortable.
- 36:21>> That's big.
- 36:21>> Super uncomfortable.
- 36:22>> It's a big travel. It's a big travel for
- 36:25the Rams. You know, I don't like big
- 36:26travel, but
- 36:29>> I'll The Rams should score so many
- 36:31points in this game.
- 36:32>> They should score so many.
- 36:33>> I just should be able to cover five and
- 36:34a half.
- 36:35>> I just don't even know how Washington
- 36:36could keep up with the Rams.
- 36:39>> Ooh.
- 36:40I'm serious. I I expect Like you said,
- 36:42the Rams could score so many and
- 36:45when I look at this game the first thing
- 36:47I thought about tonight is the Rams
- 36:49could score so many and I just don't
- 36:52know I've never seen Washington really
- 36:54like
- 36:55>> move the ball.
- 36:56I expect Jayden Daniels' legs to keep
- 36:58off the field. Keep the offense off the
- 37:00field.
- 37:01>> Okay. That's hey that's fair. I think
- 37:03his legs are a counter to the pass rush
- 37:05that the Rams bring. I think that
- 37:07coaching is like
- 37:09my biggest edge and when looking at this
- 37:12game.
- 37:12>> I feel you there.
- 37:13>> Next one Houston
- 37:16at
- 37:17Chargers. Houston's minus four and a
- 37:19half. I bet you before the season
- 37:20started this this line was nine points
- 37:23difference. I bet you the Chargers were
- 37:25minus four and a half in this game.
- 37:28>> I don't have a pick here. I don't want
- 37:29anything to do with this game.
- 37:30>> This is such a bad game.
- 37:31>> I'd I'd rather I'd rather burn my balls
- 37:34on a stove than watch this game.
- 37:36>> The only thing I know when I look at
- 37:37this game is that I say to myself hey
- 37:41are the Chargers finally going to win
- 37:42one game this year? And then I look and
- 37:44I say
- 37:46I don't know.
- 37:48I don't know. I can't say they're going
- 37:49to win this game. I can't say they're
- 37:51going to lose it either. Houston is just
- 37:53I mean
- 37:54here this is the game of the most two
- 37:56disappointing teams of the 2026 season.
- 37:59>> The Chargers are the history you delete
- 38:00so nobody sees your search history.
- 38:02>> [laughter]
- 38:04>> Just
- 38:05This is serious.
- 38:06>> You really are.
- 38:07>> When you look at something weird you're
- 38:09like oh god that's the Chargers.
- 38:11>> [laughter]
- 38:12>> That is the Chargers.
- 38:13>> Hey no I'm not into that. I just clicked
- 38:14it and wanted to look at it.
- 38:17>> [laughter]
- 38:22>> Oh god.
- 38:23>> OH MY GOD.
- 38:24>> [laughter]
- 38:24>> RAIDERS
- 38:26AT THE NINERS.
- 38:29>> WOAH.
- 38:30>> [laughter]
- 38:33>> WOAH.
- 38:34>> [laughter]
- 38:35>> 49ers minus nine and a half at home in
- 38:38this game.
- 38:40Uh I look for the Niners to beat the
- 38:42hell out of the Raiders.
- 38:44>> I have no pick.
- 38:46>> Uh I'm going to tell you my theory. The
- 38:48Raiders just flew
- 38:51all the They played the Jets, correct?
- 38:53Yeah, they played at the Jets in New
- 38:55York. They flew to New York. They played
- 38:58and literally they played terrible.
- 39:02Uh what was that? 38 to 33 or something?
- 39:05>> 38 to 35.
- 39:07>> Whatever. Whatever it was it was high
- 39:09scoring. Whatever it was they gave up
- 39:11way too many to the Jets.
- 39:13If you give up that many to the Jets,
- 39:16I don't even I don't even know what
- 39:17you're what what you could give up to
- 39:18the 9ers.
- 39:19>> Yeah, I feel you there.
- 39:20>> The 9ers will get stops in this game,
- 39:22too, at home.
- 39:23>> Agreed. Next one, Green Bay at New
- 39:27England. New England's minus three. Give
- 39:29me Green Bay plus three.
- 39:33>> I like the Packers here.
- 39:34>> Yeah.
- 39:35>> This game is I'm very undecided on this
- 39:37game. It's a game that I that I wanted
- 39:39to take a deeper dive into.
- 39:42I just don't fully trust New England and
- 39:44>> There's two short bus coaches, I'll tell
- 39:46you that.
- 39:46>> Yeah. I don't mention I mean what I
- 39:49mentioned earlier, New England, I'm not
- 39:51impressed with them. Green Bay
- 39:54not a good team, in my opinion. I mean
- 39:56>> Oh, that's You think they're good?
- 39:59>> They're not bad.
- 40:00I don't know, man. I I just don't see
- 40:02them as being good.
- 40:04>> We're in the toughest division.
- 40:05>> We are. They don't have really I mean
- 40:08with their quality They don't have any
- 40:09quality wins.
- 40:11>> Bay was in the NFC East, we'd be like,
- 40:13you know what? That's a scary team.
- 40:16I mean, that's the problem.
- 40:17>> They'd also probably be six and one.
- 40:19>> Yeah.
- 40:20>> Yeah.
- 40:20>> That's the problem.
- 40:22>> I know.
- 40:22>> I don't know. I like that play plus
- 40:24three there.
- 40:25>> That's fair. I don't think New England's
- 40:26very good, either, though.
- 40:27>> I get it. All right, next one, Arizona
- 40:30at Seattle. Seattle's minus 12
- 40:32against Arizona. I don't have a pick
- 40:34here, but lord the over/under's 42.
- 40:37Oh, and Jeremiah Love, somebody got
- 40:39somebody put a hooked a curse on that
- 40:41guy on [ __ ] Etsy or whatever.
- 40:44That guy's ankles can't catch a break.
- 40:46My god.
- 40:47>> I know, he goes down quite a bit. But
- 40:49it's not his fault. Everything's a
- 40:50fluke.
- 40:51>> No, I know.
- 40:52I know. I hear you. This game to me is
- 40:55just insane.
- 40:57This game is Bear uh
- 40:59Yeah, Seattle coming off of a a short
- 41:02week against that game to the Bears on
- 41:04Monday night. And then minus 12 at home
- 41:08on a short week against AZ.
- 41:11Um
- 41:12>> 12 12
- 41:14>> 12
- 41:15>> They think it's going to be a massacre.
- 41:17>> With the over/under 42 though.
- 41:19>> I know. I mean, what do they like
- 41:21It's the 27
- 41:24to
- 41:25>> They don't think Minshew could score?
- 41:27>> No.
- 41:28>> They don't They literally don't think
- 41:29Minshew's going to score a a touchdown
- 41:31in this game.
- 41:31>> 27 to 14?
- 41:34>> Seattle's at home, too.
- 41:36>> Yeah.
- 41:37Whatever. I'm not on that one.
- 41:39>> Seattle might crush them.
- 41:40>> I'm not taking it.
- 41:41>> They might.
- 41:42It what a weird game. I can't figure it
- 41:44out.
- 41:45>> this is a week where either you're going
- 41:46to get absolutely demolished or you're
- 41:48going to do really good.
- 41:50>> Yeah, I think it's uh
- 41:51>> I'm going one way or the other. My picks
- 41:52this week are I I'm either going to come
- 41:54on come in your mouth and you're going
- 41:55to call me daddy
- 41:57or you're going to just hate me.
- 42:00>> Yeah, this is this is uh this is a crazy
- 42:03crazy week. This is when I tell you guys
- 42:05roll out the caution tape. Be very
- 42:07careful this week. Like he said, I see a
- 42:10lot of either games that are going to be
- 42:12truly lopsided in terms of favorites
- 42:14just going off or
- 42:17>> the dogs are going to come out to bark.
- 42:18>> Speaking of uh
- 42:20hate me.
- 42:21>> Oh my god, HERE HE GOES.
- 42:23>> TAMPA [screaming] BAY AND CHICAGO
- 42:26>> SUNDAY NIGHT BALL
- 42:27>> All right, Sunday night NBC.
- 42:31>> [laughter]
- 42:32>> Chicago's going to [ __ ] smoke them.
- 42:36Smoke them. Smoke them. Chicago minus
- 42:39six at home. Baker Mayfield threw the
- 42:42ball 10 times in the last two games.
- 42:45He's He might still be injured the way
- 42:47he's throwing it.
- 42:49Uh
- 42:50Chicago in prime time. Ben Johnson prime
- 42:52time, Ben Johnson in prime time eight
- 42:55and one against the spread since
- 42:57becoming the Chicago Bears head coach.
- 43:03>> Go ahead.
- 43:04>> Hey.
- 43:06>> [laughter]
- 43:09>> Hey.
- 43:10Hey, listen.
- 43:11>> [laughter]
- 43:12>> Those hillbillies down in Florida
- 43:15>> Um here's what I'm going to tell you.
- 43:17That looks way too easy. That's all I'm
- 43:19going to say.
- 43:20>> You think six is easy? That six sounds
- 43:22so easy.
- 43:24>> I'm not betting it.
- 43:25>> All right.
- 43:25>> I'm not betting it, but you put a you
- 43:27might hear from me during the day
- 43:28though. If I'm having a hot day
- 43:30>> [laughter]
- 43:31>> I'm if I'm having a hot day, just know
- 43:32I'm coming. I'm coming.
- 43:35I'm coming for plus 220. Just know I'm
- 43:37coming.
- 43:37>> Oh my god, for plus 220.
- 43:39>> [laughter]
- 43:39>> Just know I'm coming cuz that's what I
- 43:41mean, that's just
- 43:43God, the the
- 43:44Vegas would crush every parlay.
- 43:48>> If Tampa won that game?
- 43:49>> Yeah.
- 43:53>> The only thing I'll say about Tampa is
- 43:54in those two games where they did
- 43:56absolutely
- 43:57uh nothing as far as throwing the ball.
- 44:00They won both of the games uh in a no
- 44:02contest and they gave up very minimal
- 44:05points. They blanked
- 44:08uh the Falcons this week in the rain,
- 44:10but still blanked them. And uh
- 44:13>> 13.
- 44:14>> Yeah, they gave up 13 to Carolina.
- 44:17>> Give me Tampa plus six.
- 44:20>> [laughter]
- 44:22>> I just can't I can't help it.
- 44:24I can't help it.
- 44:26>> Hey, listen. I'm not picking this game,
- 44:28but you know, if I start feeling myself
- 44:30>> [laughter]
- 44:30>> then listen, I might do plus 230. You
- 44:33know what? Give me
- 44:35>> [laughter]
- 44:36>> He couldn't help himself. He couldn't
- 44:38help himself.
- 44:39>> know I am building parlays actively
- 44:41starting tomorrow with the Bears plus
- 44:43800 to try and get the Bears to like 90
- 44:45to one so I can put like a 25 spot to
- 44:48win like 2 million.
- 44:50>> If they win the Super Bowl.
- 44:51>> We'll be in LA for that. If they win the
- 44:53bowl, it'll be the best night of our
- 44:54lives.
- 44:55>> I would have a lot of fun.
- 44:56>> Yeah.
- 44:57>> It'd be a It'd be a dream come true for
- 44:58me.
- 44:59>> Yeah.
- 44:59>> Cuz guys, I am a Bear fan, but I've been
- 45:02let down so many times.
- 45:04Imagine a girl that's been cheated on
- 45:06her entire life.
- 45:07>> [laughter]
- 45:07>> She finally meets a guy, and the guy is
- 45:09great, but in her head she's like,
- 45:11"Every guy lets me down."
- 45:13>> [laughter]
- 45:14>> That's how I feel. I'm like, "Oh,
- 45:17someone's going to break their leg, and
- 45:18everything's going to be over." I just
- 45:20can't help it. It's like I get so
- 45:23negative. I get so negative. I'm like,
- 45:25"Oh, we we better do this."
- 45:26>> You do.
- 45:27>> We're going to get [ __ ] Double
- 45:28[laughter] doink. GOING TO BE [ __ ]
- 45:30YOU KNOW, IT JUST EVERY IT JUST ALWAYS
- 45:32WHEN I FEEL SO GOOD, we get bent over.
- 45:36>> It's true.
- 45:36>> So, I just It's like there's a part of
- 45:38me that thinks that I do it as reverse
- 45:39psychology. Like, "I'll be happy if I
- 45:41lose,
- 45:43and the Bears win."
- 45:44>> You know what? That's why last week I
- 45:45just said, "I'm just going to ride the
- 45:47confidence wave. If they lose, they
- 45:48lose." Like, at this point, I feel the
- 45:51same way you do, but now there's just so
- 45:53much confidence behind it that I just
- 45:55say, "Hey, [ __ ] it."
- 45:57>> I'm like, "GOOD BETTER BEST. I LOSE
- 45:58MONEY. I'M LIKE, 'GOOD BETTER BEST.'"
- 46:01"GOOD BETTER BEST."
- 46:02>> [laughter]
- 46:03>> "GOOD BETTER BEST."
- 46:05AND I'M LIKE, "OH, YEAH." LIKE, I'M
- 46:07I'M SO WORKED UP AND EXCITED,
- 46:10>> I know.
- 46:11>> like so scared.
- 46:12>> I know.
- 46:13>> Like Simmons came, I'm like, "Don't get
- 46:14hurt, Kashi."
- 46:15"Welcome to Chicago. You need a ride?
- 46:17You need to use my Rolls for a day? No
- 46:19problem."
- 46:19>> It does It does feel too good to be true
- 46:22at times.
- 46:22>> It just It's It just scares the [ __ ] out
- 46:25of me. But all right, last game on the
- 46:27list, Buffalo at Minnesota. Give me
- 46:29Minnesota plus three and a half and
- 46:31money line. I think the Minnesota
- 46:33Vikings are going to take down the
- 46:35Buffalo Bills. I also expect this to be
- 46:38high-scoring. Give me the over.
- 46:42>> Wow. High-scoring against Mini, huh?
- 46:45>> Yeah.
- 46:47>> This game's going to be a battle, guys.
- 46:48It's going to be a battle. I told you
- 46:50guys I'm not convinced on the Bills. Uh
- 46:53the Bills, I told you they stall out on
- 46:55O at times. On D, they're not very
- 46:57great. Minnesota's D is a unreal.
- 47:01Minnesota's O sucks.
- 47:04They do.
- 47:05There's not There's There's just not
- 47:06much to talk about other than the fact
- 47:08that this is Josh Allen
- 47:11in primetime on the road.
- 47:14I look for many to try and light up Josh
- 47:19Allen. If there's any defensive
- 47:21coordinator in the league that is going
- 47:23to get after Allen and put him in a bad
- 47:25position, it's going to be Flores. You
- 47:28are on who?
- 47:29>> Minnesota.
- 47:30>> Plus the three and a hook?
- 47:32>> And money line.
- 47:33>> And ML, wow. Yeah, I think this Guys, I
- 47:36would honestly I would expect Buffalo to
- 47:38go up in this game
- 47:40at some point, maybe at the very start,
- 47:43and I would look to see
- 47:45what Mini looks like live
- 47:48getting more than the three and a half
- 47:51because I do think Mini is going to come
- 47:53to play in this game.
- 47:54>> Yeah.
- 47:56I do, too. But guys,
- 47:58I'm going to tell you something.
- 47:59I have never had more fun shooting this
- 48:01show. Never. I have never felt better.
- 48:04If if If I haven't been hot I've been
- 48:05hot all year. Tony's taking over the
- 48:07last 2 weeks.
- 48:09It There's always one of us that's going
- 48:11to get hot.
- 48:12So that's what
- 48:13Right now you should be tailing Anthony.
- 48:15But if I get hot, then you start tailing
- 48:16me. Or if you like something I say, you
- 48:18follow that. When I give picks, it's not
- 48:21like it's like a Oh my god, bet
- 48:22everything I just said. It's like, hey,
- 48:25I like what he said and I agree with
- 48:26what he said, so I'm going to take it,
- 48:28too. And if you're against me, hey, I'm
- 48:29not going to take that game cuz it's
- 48:31like it doesn't make sense. So like
- 48:32we're we're conflicted there. So you got
- 48:34to understand,
- 48:35this is all about having fun.
- 48:38And I'm having more fun than ever.
- 48:40And I appreciate [music] you cuz I think
- 48:42you're having just as much fun. So guys,
- 48:44until next time, I love you.
- 48:47>> [music]
- 48:51[music]
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