Never. NEV. ER. in a million years would I have expected this question 😳😂 — Transcript

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1. 0:00Divas, on today's episode of men know
2. 0:01nothing about women's bodies coming from
3. 0:03a trans man, I must share with you the
4. 0:05horrors I have endured. When I came out
5. 0:07to a coworker and I was like, "I'm
6. 0:09trans." He was like, "Oh, yeah, that's
7. 0:11yeah, that's yeah, that's great." And he
8. 0:13comes back and he goes,
9. 0:14"So, I have to like kind of like a
10. 0:16personal question." And I was like,
11. 0:18"Sure, man. Like, what's up?"
12. 0:20And he was like, "So, like like your
13. 0:23your your your breasts, right?" And I
14. 0:24was like, "Yes, what about them?" And he
15. 0:27was like, "Well, how do you make them
16. 0:29flat?" I was like, "Oh, man. Like, I
17. 0:30like I usually, you know, tape. Like, I
18. 0:32tape or, you know, I use like a binder."
19. 0:35And he was like, "Yeah."
20. 0:37Divas, lock in. Lock in. This is
21. 0:39atrocious. He goes, "But
22. 0:40But, what happens to the milk in them?"
23. 0:45I'm sorry?
24. 0:46I literally went,
25. 0:48"What?"
26. 0:49He goes, "Like
27. 0:50like like the milk. Like, what hap- what
28. 0:52happens? Does it like go somewhere else
29. 0:54in your body when you flatten them?"
30. 0:59Where does my milk go?
31. 1:02He was like in his 30s.
32. 1:04Uh
33. 1:05>> No, he's right. And when it gets really
34. 1:07cold, I can do that.
35. 1:11>> [laughter]
36. 1:13>> After binding, the milk turns into
37. 1:15butter. Next question.
38. 1:17I hate when all my milk goes to my
39. 1:18lungs.
40. 1:21>> [laughter]
41. 1:24>> Unfortunately, buddy, we don't just have
42. 1:26it on tap 24/7.
43. 1:27>> [laughter]
44. 1:28>> Did you just say 30s?
45. 1:32It's terrifying. It's scary.
46. 1:34[laughter]
47. 1:35I had a guy in high school ask what it
48. 1:37was like to lay an egg each month.
49. 1:38>> [laughter]
50. 1:40>> He dead ass thought the egg that's
51. 1:41released each month is like a chicken
52. 1:43>> [laughter]
53. 1:48>> My boyfriend thought we could lactate at
54. 1:50will.
55. 1:50>> [laughter]
56. 1:52>> Thank you for not revealing our secrets
57. 1:53that the milk comes out of our elbows
58. 1:55when you
59. 1:56>> [laughter]
60. 1:57>> My boyfriend was nearby as I was
61. 1:58watching and he said it turns into
62. 2:00condensed
63. 2:01>> [laughter]
64. 2:04>> When I want a milkshake, I just do
65. 2:05jumping jacks [laughter]
66. 2:06till it's ready.
67. 2:09Yeah, and when we get super hot, the
68. 2:11milk curdles.
69. 2:12>> [laughter]
70. 2:16>> What my toes start leaking?
71. 2:24Well, obviously you have to empty the
72. 2:25milk daily before taping or else leaking
73. 2:27prevents the tape from sticking.
74. 2:29>> [laughter]
75. 2:30>> I'm lactose intolerant, so when I have
76. 2:31too tight of a bra, the milk goes to my
77. 2:33stomach and I have problems.
78. 2:35>> [laughter]
79. 2:35>> No amount of locking in would have
80. 2:37prepared me for this, babe.
81. 2:40Never in a million years did I even
82. 2:41consider that question.
83. 2:43Milk preloaded is insane. That milk will
84. 2:45be spoiled as hell.
85. 2:47You thought milk just sits there all the
86. 2:49time.
87. 2:50>> [laughter]
88. 2:51>> Perpetual milk bliss.