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My wife's a Messi fan. I'm Ronaldo. So why did our World Cup bet... #reddit #fifa #redditstories — Transcript

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  1. 0:00My wife's a Messi fan. I'm Ronaldo. So,
  2. 0:01why did our World Cup bet end with her
  3. 0:03selling my dead father's jersey? She
  4. 0:04swore Messi was the goat. I said Ronaldo
  5. 0:06every time for 9 years. It was our
  6. 0:08thing. Then the World Cup came and she
  7. 0:09turned it into a bet. If Argentina went
  8. 0:11further, I'd sell my whole Ronaldo
  9. 0:12collection. If Portugal did, she'd hang
  10. 0:14a framed Messi jersey over our bed
  11. 0:15forever. I laughed. I thought it was
  12. 0:17harmless. I should have asked why she
  13. 0:18was the one who suggested it. Most of my
  14. 0:19collection was just shirts, but one
  15. 0:21wasn't. A signed Ronaldo jersey my dad
  16. 0:23bought the year before he died. He saved
  17. 0:24for months for it. He had it
  18. 0:25authenticated and the dealer registered
  19. 0:27the certificate under dad's name, tied
  20. 0:28to an email. After he passed, that email
  21. 0:30became mine. Anytime that jersey changed
  22. 0:32hands, I'd get a notification. Dad set
  23. 0:34it up that way so it could never quietly
  24. 0:35disappear. I never thought I'd actually
  25. 0:36need it. 2 weeks before the final, my
  26. 0:38phone buzzed at 3:00 a.m. One line.
  27. 0:40Ownership transfer confirmed. I sat up.
  28. 0:41I hadn't sold anything. I opened the
  29. 0:43certificate portal and my stomach
  30. 0:44dropped. Dad's jersey had been
  31. 0:45transferred to a new owner. Date of
  32. 0:47sale, 11 days earlier. 11 days before
  33. 0:49the bet was even decided. I read it
  34. 0:50twice. The bet wasn't real. She'd
  35. 0:51already sold it. I walked to the closet
  36. 0:53where I kept it. The frame was still on
  37. 0:54the wall, but behind the glass was a
  38. 0:55printed photo of the jersey, not the
  39. 0:57jersey itself. She'd swapped it so I
  40. 0:58wouldn't notice. For 11 days, I'd walk
  41. 1:00past a picture of the only thing my
  42. 1:01father left me thinking it was still
  43. 1:03there. I should have screamed. Instead,
  44. 1:04I stayed quiet because the portal showed
  45. 1:06me one more thing, the buyer's name, and
  46. 1:07I recognized it, Mr. Hale, the same
  47. 1:09dealer who authenticated it for my dad
  48. 1:1115 years ago. So, I called him. He went
  49. 1:12silent when I said my father's name.
  50. 1:14Then he told me everything. A woman and
  51. 1:16a younger man had walked in to resell
  52. 1:17the jersey. The man did all the talking,
  53. 1:19called himself her cousin Vince. But
  54. 1:20when Hale scanned the certificate, my
  55. 1:21dad's name came up and the registered
  56. 1:23email, mine, flagged it on his system.
  57. 1:25So, he stalled them, told them the
  58. 1:26payout needed 3 weeks to clear. Really,
  59. 1:27he was trying to find the person on that
  60. 1:29certificate. He'd been holding the
  61. 1:30jersey in his safe the whole time
  62. 1:31waiting for someone to call. "I wasn't
  63. 1:33going to let your father's name walk out
  64. 1:34my door," he said, "not like that."
  65. 1:35That's when I understood the whole plan.
  66. 1:37Sell the jersey through Vince so my name
  67. 1:39never touched the sale. Pocket the cash,
  68. 1:40almost $30,000, into an account I'd
  69. 1:42never seen. Then win the bet so when I
  70. 1:44finally noticed it was gone, I'd think I
  71. 1:46sold it myself the drunk night of the
  72. 1:47final. The bet was the cover story.
  73. 1:48She'd built it before the tournament
  74. 1:50even started." So, I built one back. I
  75. 1:51didn't say a word for 2 weeks. The night
  76. 1:53of the final, both our families came
  77. 1:54over to watch. Her parents, my mother,
  78. 1:56Vince lounging on my couch eating my
  79. 1:57food. She was already wearing the Messi
  80. 1:59jersey, that shirt she'd won. At
  81. 2:00halftime, she stood up, tapped her
  82. 2:02glass, and announced the bet to the
  83. 2:03entire room. "A deal's a deal." She
  84. 2:05smiled at me. "Time to sell the
  85. 2:06collection, babe." Everyone laughed. I
  86. 2:08didn't. I stood up, too. "Funny you
  87. 2:09mention the collection, because dad's
  88. 2:11jersey already sold. 11 days before
  89. 2:12kickoff." Her smile cracked. "I even
  90. 2:14have the certificate." I set the print
  91. 2:15out on the table. The transfer date, the
  92. 2:17buyer. Vince's face went white before
  93. 2:18hers did. "Want to know who bought it?"
  94. 2:19I asked. Right then, the doorbell rang.
  95. 2:21Mr. Hale walked in carrying a flat black
  96. 2:23case. He set it on the table, opened it,
  97. 2:25and there it was. The number on the
  98. 2:26back, the smudge of ink on the seven.
  99. 2:27Dad's jersey, the real one this time. He
  100. 2:29looked at her, then at Vince. "These two
  101. 2:31tried to sell me this," he said to the
  102. 2:32room, "under a dead man's name. His son
  103. 2:34was on the certificate the entire time."
  104. 2:35The room went dead silent. Her mother
  105. 2:37set down her wine. My mother just stared
  106. 2:39at her. She opened her mouth, the
  107. 2:40excuses already loading. "Cousin, a
  108. 2:41favor, a misunderstanding." I didn't let
  109. 2:43her finish. I picked up the jersey, the
  110. 2:45real one, and hung it back on the wall
  111. 2:46where dad put it. Then I turned around
  112. 2:47and dropped the divorce papers on the
  113. 2:48table, right next to the certificate.
  114. 2:50I'd had them ready for a week. "A deal's
  115. 2:52a deal."

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