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My Ex's Sister Asked Me to Drive Her Home… Then Blushed When I Asked, “So Where Am I Sleeping?” — Transcript

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  1. 0:00At 1:14 in the morning, after driving my
  2. 0:03ex-girlfriend's little sister 5 hours
  3. 0:06through a Wisconsin snowstorm, I parked
  4. 0:09my truck in front of her family's dark
  5. 0:11farmhouse, turned off the engine, and
  6. 0:13asked the most innocent question in the
  7. 0:16world.
  8. 0:17So, where am I sleeping?
  9. 0:19Annie Jensen turned bright red. Not a
  10. 0:22little pink, full tomato from her chin
  11. 0:25all the way up to her ears. She looked
  12. 0:28at the farmhouse, she looked at her
  13. 0:30mittens, she looked anywhere except at
  14. 0:32me.
  15. 0:34Annie?
  16. 0:35The guest room, upstairs on the left.
  17. 0:37Grandma made it up.
  18. 0:39Your grandma knew I was coming? You only
  19. 0:41called me 5 hours ago.
  20. 0:44Annie closed her eyes. She took a long
  21. 0:46breath, and then she said the thing that
  22. 0:49changed everything.
  23. 0:51I may have told her 2 weeks ago.
  24. 0:54I stared at her.
  25. 0:562 weeks ago? Your flight didn't get
  26. 0:58canceled until tonight.
  27. 1:01I know.
  28. 1:02So, how did your grandma know 2 weeks
  29. 1:04ago that I'd be driving you home? She
  30. 1:07covered her face with both mittens.
  31. 1:10Because I wasn't going to ask you to
  32. 1:11drive me home, Noah. I was going to ask
  33. 1:14you to come for Thanksgiving. I bought
  34. 1:16you a plane ticket.
  35. 1:18My name is Noah Pierce. I'm 31, a
  36. 1:21paramedic for the Chicago Fire
  37. 1:23Department. I'm calm in emergencies, but
  38. 1:26in that moment, I had absolutely no idea
  39. 1:30what to say.
  40. 1:31Let me back up. 3 years ago, I dated
  41. 1:35Annie's older sister Cara for almost 2
  42. 1:37years. Then Cara got a job in Los
  43. 1:40Angeles and told me, very kindly, that
  44. 1:43she didn't see me fitting into her LA
  45. 1:45life.
  46. 1:47When I dated Cara, I got the whole
  47. 1:49Jensen family, her parents, her grandma,
  48. 1:52her two brothers, and her little sister
  49. 1:54Annie.
  50. 1:55Annie was a children's librarian at a
  51. 1:58public library on the north side of
  52. 1:59Chicago. She was 28, big brown eyes
  53. 2:03behind round glasses, light brown hair
  54. 2:06that was always falling out of a clip,
  55. 2:08cardigans with little buttons shaped
  56. 2:10like books, and a laugh so loud she'd
  57. 2:13been shushed in her own library.
  58. 2:16Cara and Annie were completely
  59. 2:17different. Cara was a fancy cocktail.
  60. 2:21Annie was hot chocolate with too many
  61. 2:23marshmallows.
  62. 2:24After the breakup, Annie and I kept in
  63. 2:26touch. She text me pictures of books she
  64. 2:29thought I'd like. Once, she brought me
  65. 2:31soup when I had the flu and read me an
  66. 2:33entire mystery novel out loud because I
  67. 2:35was too sick to hold the book.
  68. 2:38I told myself we were just friends, two
  69. 2:40people left behind by the same person.
  70. 2:43Then, the night before Thanksgiving at
  71. 2:457:00 p.m., my phone rang.
  72. 2:48"Noah?"
  73. 2:49Annie's voice was shaky.
  74. 2:51"Are you working tonight?"
  75. 2:53"No, I'm off till Saturday. Are you
  76. 2:55okay?"
  77. 2:57"I'm nowhere. There's a huge snowstorm.
  78. 2:59They canceled every single flight to
  79. 3:01Wisconsin. Everything's sold out. Every
  80. 3:04rental car is gone. And my grandma" her
  81. 3:07voice cracked "my grandma's 89, Noah.
  82. 3:10She's been sick this year, and she told
  83. 3:12me this might be her last Thanksgiving,
  84. 3:15and I promised her I'd be there."
  85. 3:17"Where are you?"
  86. 3:18"Terminal 3, sitting on my suitcase next
  87. 3:21to a man eating tuna out of a can." I
  88. 3:24was already grabbing my keys. "Stay
  89. 3:27right there. I've got a truck with
  90. 3:29four-wheel drive and a full tank of gas.
  91. 3:31I'll be there in 40 minutes."
  92. 3:33"Noah, it's 5 hours in a blizzard on
  93. 3:36Thanksgiving Eve." "Then we'd better get
  94. 3:39going." There was a long pause, then she
  95. 3:42whispered, "You'd really do that?"
  96. 3:45"Annie, you read me an entire mystery
  97. 3:47novel when I had the flu. I owe you."
  98. 3:50I found her 40 minutes later in a pink
  99. 3:53pom-pom hat, her round glasses fogged
  100. 3:56up. The tuna man had moved on to a
  101. 3:58second can. She jumped up and threw her
  102. 4:01arms around my neck. You came. I said I
  103. 4:04would. Okay, let's go, but I'm picking
  104. 4:07the music.
  105. 4:09The snow was coming down so hard my
  106. 4:11wipers couldn't keep up, but Annie made
  107. 4:14it fun. Somehow she always made things
  108. 4:17fun. She'd made a playlist called
  109. 4:19Blizzard Survival Hits. It was entirely
  110. 4:22Christmas music on Thanksgiving Eve.
  111. 4:25It's not even Thanksgiving yet. The snow
  112. 4:28says it's Christmas.
  113. 4:30The snow doesn't get a vote. The snow is
  114. 4:33the only one who gets a vote.
  115. 4:35She sang along to every song loudly and
  116. 4:38badly using a granola bar as a
  117. 4:40microphone. I laughed so hard I almost
  118. 4:43missed our exit.
  119. 4:45At the Wisconsin border we stopped at a
  120. 4:47truck stop with a little diner and a
  121. 4:49glass case full of pies.
  122. 4:51Annie pressed her face against the glass
  123. 4:54like a kid. Noah, look, they have
  124. 4:56cherry.
  125. 4:58Cherry's your favorite.
  126. 5:00How do you know that?
  127. 5:02Because every Thanksgiving at your
  128. 5:04parents' house you'd eat one slice of
  129. 5:06pumpkin pie to be polite and then sneak
  130. 5:09two slices of cherry when you thought
  131. 5:10nobody was looking.
  132. 5:12Annie stared at me. Her cheeks went
  133. 5:14pink.
  134. 5:16You noticed that?
  135. 5:18I noticed a lot of things.
  136. 5:20She didn't say anything. She just turned
  137. 5:22back to the pie case, but I saw her
  138. 5:24smiling in her reflection in the glass.
  139. 5:27We split a slice of cherry pie in a red
  140. 5:30vinyl while the snow piled up outside.
  141. 5:33She stole the crust off my half. I let
  142. 5:36her.
  143. 5:37Can I ask you something? She asked
  144. 5:39licking cherry filling off her fork.
  145. 5:41Sure.
  146. 5:43Why don't you ever go home for
  147. 5:44Thanksgiving? You always work it.
  148. 5:47I shrugged. My parents were tied to
  149. 5:49Arizona. My brother's in the Navy. It's
  150. 5:52easier to just work. Somebody has to
  151. 5:54cover the holidays.
  152. 5:56So you just spend every Thanksgiving in
  153. 5:59an ambulance?
  154. 6:00Pretty much.
  155. 6:01She looked at me for a long moment.
  156. 6:04Something soft and sad passed across her
  157. 6:06face.
  158. 6:07"That's the loneliest thing I've ever
  159. 6:10heard." She said quietly.
  160. 6:12I laughed it off, but Annie didn't
  161. 6:14laugh. She just reached across the table
  162. 6:17and squeezed my hand. Then she kept
  163. 6:19stealing my crust.
  164. 6:21The last 2 hours, the roads turned ice.
  165. 6:24Somewhere in the middle of nowhere on a
  166. 6:26dark country road, she got quiet.
  167. 6:29"Noah?"
  168. 6:31"Yeah?"
  169. 6:32"Thank you for this.
  170. 6:34I know it's weird driving your ex's
  171. 6:37sister 5 hours on Thanksgiving Eve."
  172. 6:40"It's not weird."
  173. 6:41"It's a little weird."
  174. 6:43"It's not weird for me." I said. "You're
  175. 6:46not just Cara's sister, Annie. You're
  176. 6:50you're you."
  177. 6:52She was quiet for a long time. When I
  178. 6:54glanced over, she was looking at me in
  179. 6:56the glow of the dashboard lights.
  180. 6:59Her glasses had slid down her nose. She
  181. 7:01didn't push them back up.
  182. 7:03"What does that mean?" She asked softly.
  183. 7:07I didn't know how to answer, so I just
  184. 7:09kept my eyes on the snowy road and said,
  185. 7:12"It means I'd drive you anywhere."
  186. 7:16She didn't say anything else, but a
  187. 7:18minute later, I felt her hand slide
  188. 7:20across the center console and rest on my
  189. 7:22arm. And it stayed there for the rest of
  190. 7:25the drive.
  191. 7:26And that's how we ended up parked in
  192. 7:28front of the Jensen family farmhouse at
  193. 7:311:14 in the morning. With her hiding
  194. 7:33behind her mittens, confessing that
  195. 7:35she'd bought me a plane ticket.
  196. 7:38"You bought me a plane ticket?" I
  197. 7:40repeated.
  198. 7:42"2 weeks ago."
  199. 7:43She lowered her mittens.
  200. 7:45Her face was still red.
  201. 7:47"I was going to ask you last week, then
  202. 7:50I chickened out. Then I was going to ask
  203. 7:52you on Monday, I chickened out again.
  204. 7:55Then the storm happened and both our
  205. 7:57flights got canceled and I sat in that
  206. 7:59airport and thought, well, now I have to
  207. 8:02call you anyway."
  208. 8:03"Our flights?"
  209. 8:05"Your seat was next to mine, 14B, aisle.
  210. 8:10You like the aisle because of your long
  211. 8:11legs.
  212. 8:13I couldn't breathe.
  213. 8:15Annie, I said slowly,
  214. 8:17"Why did you want me to come to
  215. 8:19Thanksgiving?"
  216. 8:20She looked out the windshield at the
  217. 8:22snow falling softly on the dark
  218. 8:24farmhouse. The porch light was on.
  219. 8:27Somebody had left it on for us.
  220. 8:30"Because
  221. 8:31I couldn't stand the idea of you
  222. 8:33spending another Thanksgiving alone in
  223. 8:35an ambulance." She whispered. "Because
  224. 8:38every year I sit at my parents' table
  225. 8:41and look at the empty chair where you
  226. 8:43used to sit, and I miss you.
  227. 8:45Not Cara's boyfriend, you."
  228. 8:49She turned and finally looked at me.
  229. 8:52"And because I've had a crush on you
  230. 8:54since the first time you came to
  231. 8:56Thanksgiving 4 years ago, and you carved
  232. 8:59the turkey wrong, and Grandma yelled at
  233. 9:01you, and you laughed instead of getting
  234. 9:03mad."
  235. 9:05Her voice dropped.
  236. 9:06"I never said anything because you were
  237. 9:09Cara's, and then you weren't, and you
  238. 9:11were sad, and I didn't want to be the
  239. 9:13girl who swooped in on her sister's ex,
  240. 9:16so I just kept bringing you soup." The
  241. 9:19truck was completely silent. The heater
  242. 9:22hummed. The snow kept falling.
  243. 9:25"So, when you asked where you were
  244. 9:27sleeping," she said, her cheeks going
  245. 9:29red all over again, "I panicked because
  246. 9:32Grandma made up the guest room 2 weeks
  247. 9:34ago with the good quilt, and there's a
  248. 9:37sign on the door."
  249. 9:39"A sign?"
  250. 9:40She closed her eyes.
  251. 9:42"It says Welcome Noah
  252. 9:45in glitter. Grandma made it. She's very
  253. 9:49excited."
  254. 9:50I stared at her.
  255. 9:52Then I started laughing.
  256. 9:54I couldn't help it.
  257. 9:56"Your grandma made me a glitter sign?"
  258. 10:00"She's 89, Noah. She has a lot of free
  259. 10:03time and a lot of glitter."
  260. 10:06"She knew about your crush?"
  261. 10:10"Grandma's known since the turkey,
  262. 10:12groaned Annie and leaned her head back
  263. 10:14against the seat. She calls you Annie's
  264. 10:17paramedic. She's been praying for this
  265. 10:19for 4 years. She lights a candle at
  266. 10:22church.
  267. 10:24I laughed so hard I had to wipe my eyes.
  268. 10:27And then I stopped laughing because
  269. 10:30Annie was looking at me with those big
  270. 10:32brown eyes, waiting, nervous, brave,
  271. 10:37completely exposed.
  272. 10:39I took off my seatbelt. I turned toward
  273. 10:42her.
  274. 10:43Annie, I said, can I tell you something?
  275. 10:47She nodded.
  276. 10:49When I had the flu and you read me that
  277. 10:51whole mystery novel,
  278. 10:53I took a breath.
  279. 10:55I wasn't that sick by the third day. I
  280. 10:58was fine.
  281. 10:59I just didn't want you to stop reading.
  282. 11:02Her mouth fell open.
  283. 11:05You faked the flu?
  284. 11:07I extended the flu medically for two
  285. 11:11extra days.
  286. 11:13No, up here, you're a paramedic. That's
  287. 11:17fraud.
  288. 11:18It was a really good book.
  289. 11:21It was a terrible book. The butler did
  290. 11:24it. The butler always does it.
  291. 11:26I didn't care about the butler, Annie, I
  292. 11:29said quietly.
  293. 11:30I cared about your voice.
  294. 11:33She stopped talking. Her lips parted. In
  295. 11:36the glow of the porch light, I could see
  296. 11:39her eyes filling with tears.
  297. 11:41Every text you sent me, every book
  298. 11:44recommendation, every cup of coffee, I
  299. 11:47said, I looked forward to them more than
  300. 11:49anything. I just never let myself think
  301. 11:52about why because you were Cara's little
  302. 11:55sister and that felt like a line I
  303. 11:57wasn't allowed to cross.
  304. 11:59And now? She whispered.
  305. 12:02I reached over and gently pushed her
  306. 12:04glasses back up her nose with one
  307. 12:06finger.
  308. 12:07Now, I just drove 5 hours through a
  309. 12:10blizzard. I think the line's been
  310. 12:12crossed.
  311. 12:14She laughed, a wet, shaky laugh, and
  312. 12:17then she leaned across the center
  313. 12:19console, took my face in both of her
  314. 12:21mittened hands, and kissed me.
  315. 12:24It was soft and slow and tasted like
  316. 12:27cherry pie. Her mittens were scratchy
  317. 12:30against my cheeks, her glasses bumped my
  318. 12:33nose, her pom-pom hat fell off into my
  319. 12:35lap,
  320. 12:36and it was the best kiss of my entire
  321. 12:39life.
  322. 12:41When she finally pulled back, she was
  323. 12:43smiling.
  324. 12:44I've wanted to do that for 4 years.
  325. 12:48I'm sorry it took a blizzard.
  326. 12:50I'm not. Blizzards are very romantic.
  327. 12:54You said that about the Christmas music,
  328. 12:56too.
  329. 12:57I'm consistent.
  330. 12:59Then the front door of the farmhouse
  331. 13:01opened and a tiny old woman in a pink
  332. 13:03robe and slippers stepped out onto the
  333. 13:05snowy porch holding a flashlight.
  334. 13:09Anne-Marie, she called, are you two
  335. 13:12going to sit in that truck all night or
  336. 13:14you going to come inside? I'm not
  337. 13:16getting any younger.
  338. 13:18Annie buried her face in my shoulder.
  339. 13:21Oh my god, she saw.
  340. 13:24Do you think she saw?
  341. 13:26Noah, she's 89, not blind. She's been
  342. 13:29watching from the window. She probably
  343. 13:31took a picture.
  344. 13:33Grandma Jensen waved her flashlight at
  345. 13:35us.
  346. 13:36And I saw that kiss, too. Finally, I'm
  347. 13:39calling Father Mike in the morning.
  348. 13:42Annie and I laughed all the way to the
  349. 13:44porch.
  350. 13:46The next morning was Thanksgiving. I
  351. 13:48woke up in the guest room under a
  352. 13:50handmade quilt with a glitter sign on
  353. 13:53the door to the smell of turkey and
  354. 13:55coffee and cinnamon rolls. Outside the
  355. 13:58window, the whole Wisconsin countryside
  356. 14:01was white and sparkling in the sun.
  357. 14:04Downstairs, the farmhouse kitchen was
  358. 14:06chaos. Annie's brothers, Eric and Lars,
  359. 14:09were arguing about football, and Grandma
  360. 14:12Jensen sat at the table in a turkey
  361. 14:14sweater, supervising everyone like a
  362. 14:16general.
  363. 14:18When she saw me, she pointed at the
  364. 14:19chair next to her. Annie's paramedic,
  365. 14:22sit.
  366. 14:23I sat.
  367. 14:25You carved my turkey wrong 4 years ago,
  368. 14:28she said.
  369. 14:29Yes, ma'am. You're going to do it right
  370. 14:32this year.
  371. 14:33Yes, ma'am. And you're going to marry my
  372. 14:36granddaughter.
  373. 14:37Grandma! Annie yelled from across the
  374. 14:40kitchen, nearly dropping a bowl of
  375. 14:42stuffing.
  376. 14:43Grandma shrugged. I'm 89, no time for
  377. 14:46subtle. Lars fell off his chair
  378. 14:48laughing.
  379. 14:50Her dad shook my hand and said, "Good to
  380. 14:52have you back, son." And Annie came up
  381. 14:54behind me, wrapped her arms around my
  382. 14:56shoulders, and kissed my cheek in front
  383. 14:59of her whole family.
  384. 15:01"Happy Thanksgiving," she whispered in
  385. 15:03my ear. For the first time in 4 years,
  386. 15:06it really was.
  387. 15:08Annie taught me her grandma's cherry
  388. 15:10pie. Every time her hands touched mine
  389. 15:13over the dough, her brothers made
  390. 15:15kissing noises.
  391. 15:16Then, at noon, there was a knock on the
  392. 15:18front door. Annie's mom opened it, and
  393. 15:21she froze. Cara?
  394. 15:24The whole kitchen went silent. Standing
  395. 15:27on the porch in a fancy white coat with
  396. 15:29designer sunglasses pushed up on her
  397. 15:32head and a rolling suitcase was Cara
  398. 15:34Jensen, my ex-girlfriend.
  399. 15:37"Surprise!" Cara said. "My flight from
  400. 15:40LA got rerouted through Minneapolis. I
  401. 15:43rented a car and drove down this
  402. 15:44morning." She stepped inside, pulling
  403. 15:47off her gloves. Then, she saw me
  404. 15:50standing at the kitchen counter with
  405. 15:52flour all over my shirt. She stopped.
  406. 15:55Noah?
  407. 15:57Hi, Cara.
  408. 15:58Cara looked at me, then at Annie
  409. 16:00standing right next to me, then at the
  410. 16:02flour on both of our hands, then at the
  411. 16:05way Annie had moved half a step closer
  412. 16:07to me without even realizing it.
  413. 16:09"What are you doing here?" she asked
  414. 16:12slowly.
  415. 16:13Nobody said anything.
  416. 16:15The turkey timer beeped. Annie's face
  417. 16:18went pale. She stepped away from me.
  418. 16:21"I'm going to check on the cows," she
  419. 16:23said quickly, and she grabbed her coat
  420. 16:25and walked out the back door before
  421. 16:27anyone could stop her. Cara watched her
  422. 16:29go. Then she turned back to me.
  423. 16:32"Can we talk?" "Outside?"
  424. 16:35We stood on the front porch in the cold.
  425. 16:38Cara crossed her arms.
  426. 16:40"So, you and my sister?"
  427. 16:43"Yeah."
  428. 16:44"Since when?"
  429. 16:46"Since about 1:15 this morning,
  430. 16:48officially." She let out a breath. Then
  431. 16:51she looked out at the snowy fields for a
  432. 16:53long moment.
  433. 16:55"I came home early because I wanted to
  434. 16:58see you," she said quietly.
  435. 17:01I stared at her. "What?" "Mom told me
  436. 17:04you might be coming. Annie mentioned it
  437. 17:06to her last week, and I" She looked
  438. 17:09down. "LA hasn't been what I thought,
  439. 17:12Noah. I've been lonely, and I keep
  440. 17:15thinking about you, about us. I thought
  441. 17:18maybe if I saw you again, we could"
  442. 17:21"Cara?"
  443. 17:23"I made a mistake when I left. I think I
  444. 17:26made a mistake."
  445. 17:28I looked at her. This woman I'd loved
  446. 17:30for two years. This woman who'd left me
  447. 17:33for a life that didn't have room for me.
  448. 17:35And I didn't feel anything except
  449. 17:37kindness.
  450. 17:39"You didn't make a mistake, Cara," I
  451. 17:41said gently. "You were right. We weren't
  452. 17:44right for each other. You needed a big
  453. 17:47life. I needed a quiet one. You did the
  454. 17:50brave thing by leaving." Her eyes filled
  455. 17:53with tears.
  456. 17:55"And Annie?"
  457. 17:56I looked toward the big red barn where I
  458. 17:58knew Annie was hiding.
  459. 18:01"I told Cara the truth," I said. "I told
  460. 18:04her that I'm in love with her little
  461. 18:06sister, the one with the book buttons,
  462. 18:08the one who sings Christmas songs in
  463. 18:10November and steals my pie crust and
  464. 18:13reads terrible mystery novels out loud."
  465. 18:16Annie stared at me.
  466. 18:18"You're in love with me?"
  467. 18:20"I think I've been in love with you
  468. 18:22since the flu.
  469. 18:23The fake flu.
  470. 18:25The medically extended flu. She laughed
  471. 18:28through her tears, and at that exact
  472. 18:30moment, the pregnant cow in the pen let
  473. 18:33out a long, loud moo. We both turned
  474. 18:36around. The cow was lying down in the
  475. 18:39straw, breathing hard.
  476. 18:41Annie, oh no, that's Daisy. Dad said she
  477. 18:45wasn't due for another week.
  478. 18:47Where's your dad? In the house, carving
  479. 18:49the She jumped up. I'll get him.
  480. 18:53Annie, wait. I was already climbing into
  481. 18:55the pen. I don't think there's time.
  482. 18:58Daisy mooed again, louder.
  483. 19:01Noah, you're a paramedic, not a
  484. 19:03veterinarian.
  485. 19:04I've delivered three babies in the back
  486. 19:06of an ambulance. How different can a
  487. 19:08calf be?
  488. 19:10It turned out it was very different. For
  489. 19:1245 minutes, I kneeled in the straw while
  490. 19:15Annie held Daisy's head and talked to
  491. 19:17her softly, the way she read to the kids
  492. 19:20at her library. And at 1:14 in the
  493. 19:23afternoon, exactly 12 hours after our
  494. 19:26first kiss, a wobbly, wet, brown and
  495. 19:29white calf slid into the straw and let
  496. 19:32out a tiny, squeaky moo.
  497. 19:34Annie burst into tears. I fell back in
  498. 19:37the hay, covered in things I won't
  499. 19:39describe, laughing.
  500. 19:41The barn door flew open. The whole
  501. 19:44Jensen family rushed in and stared at
  502. 19:46me, sitting in the straw, covered in
  503. 19:48mess, with a brand new calf trying to
  504. 19:51stand up next to me.
  505. 19:53"Well," Annie's dad said slowly, "I
  506. 19:56guess we're eating late."
  507. 19:58Grandma Jensen walked right up to the
  508. 19:59pen, looked at the calf, looked at me,
  509. 20:02and nodded. "That one's named Noah," she
  510. 20:06announced.
  511. 20:07"Grandma, it's a girl." "Then her name
  512. 20:10is Noel, for Christmas." Grandma looked
  513. 20:12at me with a sly smile, "Since somebody
  514. 20:15brought the Christmas music early."
  515. 20:18Everybody laughed. Cara put an arm
  516. 20:20around her little sister's shoulders.
  517. 20:23"He's a good one, Annie. Don't let him
  518. 20:25go.
  519. 20:26Annie leaned her head on her sister's
  520. 20:28shoulder and cried a little more.
  521. 20:31At 4:00, 12 of us sat down around a long
  522. 20:34wooden table. Cara was quiet at first,
  523. 20:37but by dessert, she was telling
  524. 20:39embarrassing stories about Annie as a
  525. 20:41kid. And I carved the turkey. Correctly,
  526. 20:45this time.
  527. 20:46Grandma Jensen watched every single cut.
  528. 20:49When I was done, she inspected the
  529. 20:51platter, looked up at me and said,
  530. 20:53"Acceptable."
  531. 20:55Annie's brothers cheered like I'd won
  532. 20:57the Super Bowl. Then, Grandma tapped her
  533. 20:59glass with a spoon.
  534. 21:01"I'd like to say something," she said.
  535. 21:04Everyone went quiet.
  536. 21:06"I told my granddaughter this might be
  537. 21:08my last Thanksgiving. I'm 89. You never
  538. 21:11know." She looked around the table at
  539. 21:14all of us. "But I'm not going anywhere
  540. 21:17until I see her married to her
  541. 21:19paramedic."
  542. 21:20"Grandma!"
  543. 21:21"So, hurry up, young man. I'm very old."
  544. 21:26That night, after everyone went to bed,
  545. 21:28Annie and I sat on the porch swing
  546. 21:30wrapped in Grandma's quilt watching the
  547. 21:32snow fall over the farm. The barn light
  548. 21:35glowed in the distance. Somewhere in
  549. 21:37there, Daisy and Baby Noel were sleeping
  550. 21:40in the straw. Annie rested her head on
  551. 21:43my shoulder.
  552. 21:44"Best Thanksgiving ever," she whispered.
  553. 21:47"I delivered a cow."
  554. 21:49"That's why it's the best one."
  555. 21:52I laughed and kissed her top of the
  556. 21:53head.
  557. 21:55"Can I ask you something?" she asked.
  558. 21:57"Always."
  559. 21:59"Can we get back to Chicago? Will you
  560. 22:01come over and let me read you a book?
  561. 22:03Not a terrible mystery. A good one."
  562. 22:06"Only if I can fake the flu."
  563. 22:09She laughed. Then, she lifted her face
  564. 22:11and kissed me slow and sweet under the
  565. 22:14porch light while the snow came down
  566. 22:16soft and quiet all around us.
  567. 22:19The next year flew by. to me every
  568. 22:23Sunday night on my couch with her feet
  569. 22:25in my lap. She took me to story time at
  570. 22:28her library and I sat on a tiny chair
  571. 22:30surrounded by four-year-olds.
  572. 22:33Cara met a nice architect in LA and
  573. 22:35called Annie every Sunday. They'd never
  574. 22:38been closer.
  575. 22:39And Grandma Jensen, who was supposed to
  576. 22:41be on her last Thanksgiving, got
  577. 22:43healthier every month. Her doctor called
  578. 22:46it a miracle. She called it motivation.
  579. 22:49A year later on the night before
  580. 22:51Thanksgiving, there was another
  581. 22:52snowstorm. Of course there was. This
  582. 22:55time I'd booked us both on a flight to
  583. 22:57Wisconsin, seats 14A and 14B, and the
  584. 23:02flight got canceled again.
  585. 23:04I wasn't upset.
  586. 23:05"Guess we're driving." I told Annie at
  587. 23:07the airport, holding up my truck keys.
  588. 23:10She grinned. "Blizzard survival hits,
  589. 23:13volume two?
  590. 23:14I'd expect nothing less."
  591. 23:17Five hours later, at 1:14 in the
  592. 23:19morning, we pulled into the snowy
  593. 23:21driveway of the Jensen farmhouse front
  594. 23:24door. The porch light was on. Somebody
  595. 23:27had left it on for us.
  596. 23:28I turned off the engine and Annie turned
  597. 23:31to me with a little smile and said,
  598. 23:33"So, where am I sleeping?"
  599. 23:36I'd been waiting a whole year for her to
  600. 23:38ask that. I reached into my coat pocket.
  601. 23:42I pulled out a small velvet box and I
  602. 23:44opened it.
  603. 23:46"Next to me
  604. 23:47for the rest of our lives,
  605. 23:50if you'll marry me."
  606. 23:52Annie stared at the ring, then at me,
  607. 23:55then she started crying so hard her
  608. 23:57glasses fogged up completely.
  609. 24:00"Noah Pierce!" She sobbed. "Are you
  610. 24:03proposing to me in a truck at 1:00 in
  611. 24:05the morning in a blizzard?"
  612. 24:07"Blizzards are very romantic. Somebody
  613. 24:10told me that once." She laughed and
  614. 24:13cried at the same time, threw her arms
  615. 24:15around my neck, and kissed me so hard
  616. 24:18her pom-pom hat fell into my lap again.
  617. 24:22"Yes." She whispered against my lips.
  618. 24:25"Yes. Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes." I
  619. 24:31slid the ring on her finger and the
  620. 24:33front door of the farmhouse flew open.
  621. 24:36Grandma Jensen stood on the porch in her
  622. 24:38pink robe holding her flashlight in one
  623. 24:41hand and her phone in the other
  624. 24:43recording the whole thing. "I saw that."
  625. 24:47She yelled. "I'm calling Father Mike."
  626. 24:50We got married the next summer in the
  627. 24:52big red barn on the Jensen farm with hay
  628. 24:55bales for seats and string lights
  629. 24:57hanging from the rafters. Cara was the
  630. 25:00maid of honor. She cried through the
  631. 25:02entire ceremony and gave a toast that
  632. 25:04made everyone laugh.
  633. 25:06"To my little sister." She said raising
  634. 25:09her glass. "Who loved him first and
  635. 25:12loved him best." Daisy the cow and Noel,
  636. 25:16now a full-grown heifer, watched from
  637. 25:18their pen wearing flower crowns. And
  638. 25:21Grandma Jensen, 90 years old, sat in the
  639. 25:24front row in a brand new dress beaming.
  640. 25:27When the ceremony was over, she grabbed
  641. 25:30my hand and squeezed it.
  642. 25:32"Told you I wasn't going anywhere." She
  643. 25:35whispered.
  644. 25:36On the guest room door upstairs, the
  645. 25:38glitter sign is still hanging. Grandma
  646. 25:41added one new word to it with a gold
  647. 25:43marker. It used to say, "Welcome Noah."
  648. 25:47Now it says, "Welcome home Noah."
  649. 25:50So, tell me, would you drive 5 hours
  650. 25:54through a blizzard for someone? Have you
  651. 25:56ever had a grandma who knew how you felt
  652. 25:59before you did? Share your story in the
  653. 26:01comments. And if this story made you
  654. 26:03smile, hit like, subscribe, and I'll see
  655. 26:06you in the next one.

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