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0:22In life, it is indeed true when a proverb says...
0:25"Birds of the same feather ﬂock together".
0:28Tell me who your friends are?
0:30And I will tell you who you are.
0:33Can you do that?
0:35I think I can't.
0:36It's too complicated for me.
0:38I'm competitive...
0:39I don't want to lose.
0:41Can you do it?
0:43Let's try.
0:45That's hard.
0:47What are we going to play?
0:50Because friendship...
0:52is like a magnet.
0:53Whoever's like your kind...
0:55they will stick on you.
0:58Why are you passing through this way?
1:03This is upward.
1:05We're going down.
1:06Those who are beautiful...
1:07are for those equally beautiful.
1:09Those who are ugly are for those equally ugly.
1:12Those who are genius are for the genius.
1:15Slow learners match those who are slow.
1:19- Looks like they're gay. - Looks like it.
1:23Because they'll understand each other.
1:28Papsy...
1:30Why are they laughing?
1:36Do you understand?
1:42Nope but the fish crackers are good.
1:45You might think these five are crazy?
1:47They're not.
1:48There's a reason behind this.
1:50Was the famous I shall return...
1:53of the legendary, General Douglas McArthur.
1:59Albert, stand up.
2:02How did General Douglas McArthur die?
2:06He was rip.
2:07- He said rip. - Quite. Quite!
2:10Albert, what do you mean with “rip”?
2:13My nanny told me...
2:15it is written in Douglas McArthur's tombstone.
2:18R-I-P. Rip.
2:23Isaac, stand-up.
2:25How did General Douglas McArthur die?
2:32It's always me.
2:34I don't have anything to do with that.
2:35I don't even know that McArthur.
2:38Even if you bring me to court...
2:40I didn't kill him.
2:41Use the Filipino word “kampante" (comfort) in a exclamatory Filipino sentence.
2:46Say it!
2:47Ma'am, maganda po kayo (Ma'am, you are beautiful).
2:49Thank you.
2:50Pero wala kampante. (But you don't have panty)
2:52I caught Mozart holding this paper.
2:56- What's written on the paper? - Prayer Sir.
2:59That god would help me to answer the test.
3:04Prayerful kid.
3:06Look at this.
3:08- Prayer with ABC. - I told you.
3:10Copy of answers.
3:12Thank you god.
3:14You answered my paper.
3:17What was that?
3:23Come on, son!
3:24I've been taking you wherever I'm selling since you were small.
3:27And you don't even know how to give change.
3:29It's so hard, dad.
3:30He gave me ten pesos only.
3:32How much is our barbecue?
3:34Ten pesos.
3:35How much is the change then?
3:39It's so hard, dad.
3:41My head is aching.
3:43Give me paracetamol.
3:44When God spread some brain...
3:47why were the two of you sleeping?
3:48Anyways, Albert, I'll do your assignments and projects.
3:52Then for your exam on Wednesday...
3:54I'll teach you all the answers.
3:57Thank you Pamintuan.
3:58You're my angel.
4:00What will I do without you?
4:04Oh, that's nothing.
4:06Anything for you.
4:10The group of moron is here.
4:14Hey you!
4:16Don't you dare call us group.
4:19Albert, let's go now.
4:21This is riot.
4:23Please.
4:24Moron! Moron!
4:28Hey, you're going too far.
4:30You deserve to get beaten up.
4:33Fight!
4:39Pamintuan sorry.
4:41Pamintuan sorry. Sorry I didn't mean it.
4:45Pamintuan sorry.
4:47You go ahead.
4:48You first.
4:51Find your height.
4:54I should be the last. I didn't fight anyway.
4:58I should be the last.
5:00Because I'm the fattest.
5:02What does it have something to do with our line here.
5:05In a barbecue, you haven't seen the fat part on the first line.
5:12Hey, Pamintuan are you okay?
5:15Do you think I'm okay?
5:17What if I prick your eye with a barbecue stick?
5:20You think you'll be okay?
5:23The five of you should remember this.
5:24Beginning today...
5:26I don't want to see your faces ever.
5:29Especially you Albert.
5:30We're through.
5:32What?!
5:32Yes.
5:35So kiss me.
5:37But don't you dare fall in love with me.
5:41Don't worry Pamintuan...
5:43you won't see me anymore.
5:45What?!
5:46You're leaving?
5:47You'll transfer to another school?
5:49No.
5:50You'll get blind, right?
5:52So you won't see me anymore.
5:54I hate you.
5:55I hate you!
6:02The five of you, get inside.
6:09Please...
6:11Don't ever come back.
6:12I lost my hair because of you!
6:14Sir, have you ever had hair?
6:22Sure.
6:24I can't let my constituents down.
6:27I will pull the rope in our flag ceremony.
6:32Babe, you're out of town again.
6:35You knew that when you married me.
6:39I'm the mother of Ilocos.
6:41I love my fellowmen.
6:46As I love my family.
6:49Yaya, give Yan-yan and Christy their milk.
6:54Yes ma'am. Done already.
6:56Are you sure?
6:57Not just one but two glasses today.
7:00Whatever. I added some herbal.
7:03Thank you so much.
7:05Ma, wait.
7:06About my principal. That should have been last week.
7:11Albert my dear son.
7:14You're not so lucky today.
7:16Mommy has meeting.
7:20Daddy Duds will help you out.
7:22What's that?
7:23Yes.
7:25I have a game with the doctor.
7:27I'm sorry my son, can we do it next week?
7:30Your principal wouldn't go anywhere.
7:32Hold it.
7:34The two of you are always busy. Busy! Busy!
7:37I'll pretend as the pretty grandma.
7:42Thank you so much yaya.
7:45I will never forget this.
7:47What do you know, maybe next year, I'll give a salary increase.
7:50- Is it true this time? - Thank you.
7:52Bye yaya, bye my dear son, bye Duds, bye house.
7:55Bye and bye I'll come back.
7:57Driver where are you?
7:59From grade one, I was accelerated to grade five.
8:02We're going up the stage again.
8:04Oh, all of them got their intelligence from me.
8:06Alright, you got it.
8:09Ma, Dad.
8:10You're there already.
8:12Dine with us.
8:13Because if you won't catch the food.
8:15No more eating.
8:16No blaming.
8:19Yes.
8:20And when you're hungry...
8:21it's hard to study and sleep...
8:23so you'll go sleepless.
8:26Sit down.
8:28It's okay John Knight.
8:29Dad I have something to tell you.
8:33Let me guess brother.
8:34You failed again.
8:36And you'll take up high school again.
8:40Is this true?
8:41What else is new?
8:43Eight years in elementary.
8:45Eight years in high school.
8:48That's why I don't have vices anymore.
8:49I'm spending all my money on you.
8:51Hold it dad, let me correct you out on that one.
8:53For the first time.
8:55It's not 8.
8:57But 9.
9:01How do you read this?
9:03Pie-sic.
9:04Physics!
9:0563.
9:06Trigonometry 58.
9:10Filipino 73.
9:13English 71.
9:16History 72.
9:18I won!
9:21- What's this, a bingo game? - I won by five in our bet.
9:25You're not mad?
9:27I didn't pass anything not even one.
9:30Don't blame yourself, son.
9:34You've got a bit higher grade this time.
9:37Not like before.
9:38That's right son.
9:40You used to get marks starting with five.
9:42Now you've got line of six.
9:44And you even have seven.
9:47Keep it up, son.
9:48I thought I'm doomed.
9:49Don't worry I'll maintain those grades.
9:52So you'd be happier for me.
9:54Aunt.
9:55What do you want me to do?
9:57What do you want?
9:57I've given you everything.
9:59A tutor.
9:59I sent you to school.
10:00But you still failed!
10:04Aunt, I passed my P.E.
10:06Aunt please.
10:08You've been injecting a lot of stuff in my brain.
10:11That's why it explodes.
10:13Ten subjects.
10:15Math, Science, Filipino, English.
10:18What if I stuff all of that in your brain.
10:20I bet it will complain too.
10:22What do you want to do?
10:29One at a time, Aunt.
10:31Your enemy is weak.
10:34One subject a year.
10:36I'll finish in time.
10:38Shall we start with Religion.
10:40D*** you!
10:42Come here!
10:43I'll crush your bones.
10:45You'll kill me.
10:48Where are they?
10:52Where are the vendors?
10:55No vendors allowed.
10:58What does it mean?
11:00Come on, you just have to read it.
11:04Littering is not allowed.
11:06English, Tagalog.
11:08- You are so... - You're right.
11:10No and “bawal" are the same.
11:12- You're really good. - Tell Zart and Albert.
11:16What's Michael Angelo address?
11:18634 B Intrucion.
11:21Better if we ask.
11:23Rather than to get lost.
11:24Here, come.
11:25Brother, excuse me.
11:28- Can we ask you something? - Yes.
11:29Do you know Michael Angelo?
11:31He's our friend.
11:33He hasn't come to school yet.
11:35He's selling barbecue.
11:37Oh, a barbecue stand.
11:38Walk a bit.
11:40You'll see the Nazarene.
11:43Turn to the left.
11:44Then straight ahead.
11:45You'll see their barbecue stand.
11:47Thank you.
11:48One more.
11:49What?
11:50Can you say it again?
11:51- Walk a bit, Nazarene. - Nazarene.
11:54Turn to left.
11:56Walk a bit, barbecue stand already.
11:59Okay.
12:00- Thank you. Thank you. - Thank you.
12:02- Did you get it? - Yes.
12:03- How about you? - I got it.
12:04You?
12:05Let's just ask again.
12:07That's right.
12:09Here.
12:10Miss.
12:11Yes?
12:11Can we ask you something?
12:13Yes.
12:13Do you know where's 634B Intrucion Street?
12:17Michael Angelo's house.
12:19Near Nazarene.
12:21Turn then straight ahead...
12:23near barbecue stand.
12:25That's the Nazarene.
12:28Oh, yes.
12:28Wow Nazarene!
12:30We're near already.
12:33Thank you so much.
12:35Nazarene, turn there.
12:38- Walk straight ahead... - Straight.
12:41You'll see the barbecue stand there.
12:42- Right. - Okay.
12:44Let's go.
12:45Thank you.
12:49I think I want to give up.
12:50After the Nazarene, the straight part is hard to find.
12:53Bro, for Mike's sake.
12:55Don't do this.
12:57Wait, guys.
13:03Can you smell what I smell?
13:06- Smells like smoke. - And when there's smoke.
13:08There's fire.
13:09- When there's fire? - There's coal.
13:10- When there's coal? - There's barbecue.
13:13So what?
13:15You're such a moron.
13:16An ultimate moron.
13:17When there's barbecue, of course we'll eat!
13:24Hey, Albert, Aris, Isaac.
13:35- It's good that you came. - Hello.
13:38Hello.
13:39Why are you here?
13:41We'll buy your barbecue.
13:42Oh dad.
13:47Mozart, son. You're here already.
13:49Hi, mother!
13:50Hi, father!
13:52Son.
13:55- Are they your friends? - Yes.
13:57You live here?
13:59Yes?
14:00Why didn't you tell us?
14:02Because were looking for Mike's house, not mine.
14:06Come in.
14:07This is our boarding house.
14:09Cool.
14:09- Do you have a gym here? - None.
14:11What happened to you?
14:13You've been absent for three days.
14:15Even the barbecue kiosk in school is gone.
14:17The school asked us to leave.
14:18Dad's sales went down.
14:20That's why we continue to sell here instead.
14:23I stopped from going to school, too.
14:24That school is harsh.
14:25Treating you badly.
14:27You are noisy.
14:29Yeah, you are noisy.
14:31Sorry!
14:32Sorry!
14:33Sorry!
14:35Now they're gone, we can sit down now.
14:37Let's talk here.
14:40Money is just the problem here.
14:44Leave first.
14:45Buy us some softdrinks somewhere far.
14:47We're going to talk about something you shouldn't hear.
14:50Okay.
14:55Hey, what are you going to talk about?
14:58You shouldn't hear that we're going to talk about...
15:01how to raise money for you.
15:03It'll be such a waste of you, to stop from school now.
15:06No don't bother.
15:08I feel embarrassed.
15:10Oh no, he heard it.
15:12Because your voices are too loud.
15:14Okay let's put it this way.
15:16Just leave.
15:17We'll talk about something else.
15:20Forget about what you've heard.
15:22That's nothing.
15:23Okay. Go now. Continue.
15:27Wait!
15:28What's the new thing you'll talk about?
15:30We'll contribute to raise money.
15:34That we'll give to you.
15:37That's still embarrassing.
15:39But that's better than the first.
15:41That's more embarrassing.
15:44Okay go now.
15:45Okay.
15:46This is yours already.
15:47I'll go now.
15:47You're giving this to me because I'm the fat one.
15:49- Sorry one is not enough for you. - Thank you.
15:51Bro, you're good.
15:53He didn't hear our plan.
15:55Wrong.
15:56We'll do our plan A.
16:00The one he heard first.
16:02That's good.
16:03You're good.
16:05Hey, hurry up...
16:07We're in a hurry.
16:09So slow.
16:10Hey don't act like that.
16:11That's a computer it won't answer back.
16:13You'll accept a job like this...
16:15but you're moving too slow.
16:16Hurry up!
16:17Bro, people here are looking at us.
16:19That's not a bank.
16:20It's an ATM.
16:21Let him be if he wants to look stupid...
16:23that's his life.
16:25Maybe he wants to makes us laugh.
16:27Let's laugh.
16:30Laugh?
16:31If you won't hurry up...
16:33I'll kiss you.
16:34Hey would you please.
16:37You think my job is easy...
16:38you do the counting.
16:39You do it.
16:41Crazy.
16:42- I told you there's someone inside. - Three, four, there.
16:44You're hustling me for just four thousand.
16:46Thank you.
16:47Next!
16:49Now who's stupid?
16:52- You look good together. - Correct.
16:54How much more do we need?
16:55So Mike could pay up the school.
16:575432 pesos and one centavo.
17:02I've withdrawn four thousand?
17:04I gave 500 pesos.
17:06I gave 1500.
17:09My tuition is just five thousand.
17:11I pay half because I've got scholarship.
17:18Okay I lied.
17:20Where the money go?
17:22We had lunch.
17:23That's 1400.
17:24Dinner, two thousand.
17:26Footspa, two thousand.
17:27Where will I get the money?
17:28Of course from there.
17:29Hey, hey.
17:30Where did the 32 pesos and one centavo go?
17:33It's here.
17:35You know me.
17:36Now we need to pay double.
17:38Guys don't be sad.
17:41You did everything.
17:43I might have been really born to be a moron.
17:50Don't lose hope.
17:53Do you see what I see?
17:55Line?
17:56Long line.
17:58It means...
17:59There's an audition for Pinoy Big Brother...
18:00- Then? - We'll join the audition.
18:02We'll be rich.
18:04We'll be a star.
18:04We can now send Mike to school.
18:14Boys I still can't believe it...
18:16I'll be a star now.
18:17You'll be paired up with Angel Locsin.
18:20Guys, guys I can team up with Jolina now.
18:29I can feel it now.
18:31I can feel the applause of the people.
18:33Clap, clap...
18:35We'll show our craft.
18:38Even if sometimes we're unnoticed.
18:41But this is our show.
18:43This is our time.
18:45It's show time.
18:49I'm your mama.
18:50Mamasang.
18:51And these are your costumes.
18:53Wear it.
18:55There are a lot of customers outside.
18:57Just this one.
18:58What do you want?
18:59The brief that I'm wearing is bigger than this...
19:01you could have stripped us.
19:03Oh don't rush.
19:04In the show's finale...
19:06you'll all go naked.
19:09- What the hell? - What?
19:11That's okay, guys...
19:12Maybe this is the first test.
19:14Don't act up...
19:15we might get evicted right away.
19:16Where's the camera?
19:17What PBB?
19:19This is not PBB!
19:20What is this then?
19:21This is Biggest Loser!
19:23What do you mean with Biggest Loser?
19:24What do you mean with PBB? What do you mean with brother?
19:26What are you saying? You've entered a gay bar...
19:28your work here is macho dancer.
19:30Boys sorry.
19:31I know that we need the money.
19:33But I don't want to go as far as this one.
19:34Let's go home.
19:35Come on, let's go home.
19:37What does he mean?
19:37What does it mean?
19:39We've settled this.
19:41What is macho dancer?
19:43I don't know.
19:45I just don't like how he said it.
19:48Can you say it again?
19:50Macho dancer.
19:52- I like it better. - That can be.
19:53He might have had a mistake.
19:55Oh hold it!
19:56Maybe you've forgotten...
19:57you've signed a contract with me.
19:58If you don't want to be sued...
20:00wear these costumes and start swaying those waists.
20:39Hey, how does it feel?
20:41Three days from now and you'll get married.
20:42Super excited.
20:43Here, drink.
20:44Look at those dancers.
20:46Look...
20:46they're all handsome.
20:48You know that I'm conservative.
20:49I'm not used to this.
20:50Yes.
20:51Go on, look.
20:52It's my first time in a gay bar.
20:53I don't like such things.
20:55Look at that one, he's cute.
20:59- You are my first love. - You're going to be blind anyway.
21:03So you won't see me anymore.
21:07Sisters, I'll go ahead.
21:09Hey wait a second.
21:10This is your party.
21:11I suddenly got dizzy.
21:13I think I'm going to have my monthly period...
21:14My menstruation is regular.
21:16Okay, okay, we'll see you at the wedding.
21:18Thank you, sorry.
21:19Good night, good night.
21:29I don't know how to thank all of you.
21:37Look at you.
21:39This is crazy.
21:41Don't be like that.
21:43I want to cry too.
21:47As if you're not men.
21:50Now I'm going to cry too.
21:54Hey, shame on you.
21:58We're in the middle of the street.
21:59Somebody might see us.
22:03Why don't we just split up the money?
22:05So we wouldn't have to cry.
22:07I know why are you crying?
22:08Because of him.
22:09Sounds like you’re blaming me!
22:12Here's your money. Thank you!
22:15I danced, didn't I?
22:16I performed well.
22:19Don't fight.
22:20Seems all of you are crazy.
22:22One moment you're crying because you love each other.
22:26The next scene is you're fighting with each other.
22:30Here's a church... let's go inside.
22:32We should thank God.
22:43Oh my god!
22:45Why are those five in here?
22:47Are they following me?
22:48Do they know?
22:53Let's sit in front.
22:55So they would think we are guests.
22:57And then at the reception...
22:58we can eat lunch for free.
23:01You're so stupid. How would they think that we're guests?
23:03We don't have a gift.
23:04I googled them.
23:06And I'm right that they are the Moron Five.
23:08From the past 'til now, they are my nightmare.
23:11Don't get paranoid, Beckie.
23:14They wouldn't know.
23:15Because you're a woman.
23:20Don't worry, she's a real woman.
23:24Are you sure?
23:25I've been thinking of that before.
23:30You should have told me...
23:31I've got lots of cups at home...
23:32I could have wrapped it.
23:35Maybe the one's getting married is a Japanese?
23:38How did you know?
23:40There... Japanese lantern.
23:42We have lots of that at home.
23:44My mom used to work in Japan.
23:46Really!
23:47So your mom must know how to speak Nihonggo?
23:50She's fluent!
23:52I love you.
23:53I love you.
23:54Come.
23:55Go ahead.
23:56What Nihonggo do you know?
23:58Who do you think you are?
24:00You are such a show off.
24:02We both worked as entertainer in Japan.
24:04Between the two of us, you're the only one who should be called entertainer.
24:06My Japanese married me.
24:08Who?
24:09Your Japanese?
24:10Your husband?
24:11He's gay.
24:13Hey!
24:14You don't have an evidence.
24:15Look down.
24:17Look at that.
24:19There!
24:20- Why are you wearing that? - Antano oksang okama (Your spouse is gay).
24:22Antano oksang okama (Your spouse is gay).
24:23Antano oksang okama (Your spouse is gay)
24:26Antano oksang okama (Your spouse is gay)!
24:30Antano oksang okama (Your spouse is gay)
24:32What!
24:33Antano oksang okama (Your spouse is gay).
24:36Is what he's saying is true?
24:38Antano oksang okama (Your spouse is gay).
24:41Antano oksang okama (Your spouse is gay).
24:44Shut up!
24:47Hold on.
24:48I've been doubtful ever since!
24:51Are you gay?
24:54Were you a man before?
24:57Hold it.
24:58Listen.
24:59Answer me!
25:01Are you a woman, or a man?
25:04Did you just change your genitals?
25:08Yes!
25:09I'm a transgender!
25:11Because I love you!
25:18Oh no, he got a heart attack!
25:24He's dead.
25:35The five of you will pay.
25:46Get ready.
25:50Dinner time.
25:51Where are we going to eat?
25:52I want a cheese burger without cheese.
25:55That's our snack yesterday.
25:57I want some japanese food.
25:59Ox tail Kare-kare.
26:01Let's have Filipino food.
26:03Like mami, siopao, siomai.
26:05No.
26:06I'm still full.
26:08I just want an appetizer.
26:11Ice cream.
26:12Cassava ﬂavor!
26:13That's delicious.
26:14You've got lots of request.
26:15I hope there's a restaurant that has all of those you want.
26:18Hey!
26:20Set-up Ka Resto.
26:22We serve ice cream, siomai, siopao...
26:24hamburger without cheese...
26:25Kare-kare tail.
26:28It says follow this arrow.
26:30Hurry!
26:32That way.
26:33Follow the arrow.
26:35Here!
26:36Wait!
26:37To the cat.
26:39Ask the cat about the restaurant's location.
26:42Follow the cat.
26:43Ask the a guy who sells balut.
26:46Give him 20 pesos.
26:50Where's the cat?
26:52There.
26:54Can we ask you something?
26:56Where is the Set-up Ka Resto?
26:59There!
27:02It's so fast.
27:03- Where is it? - The cat.
27:05Boys.
27:06Here's balut seller!
27:07Are you sure?
27:09Is it him?
27:10Can we ask you something?
27:12Maybe he's a kid.
27:14No!
27:15Where is the Set-up Ka Resto?
27:18No answer.
27:20- Let me slap him. - Something's missing.
27:22Wait!
27:2220 pesos.
27:24- That's what's missing. - Oh right, 20.
27:25Where to now?
27:29He doesn't like it.
27:31- Give it. - He doesn't like it.
27:41It's good now.
27:42Just like Billy Crawford.
27:44There!
27:47What's written?
27:48Okay.
27:50Ask til you see a man lying down.
27:55Pull out the knife...
27:58ask where's the restaurant.
28:01That's hard.
28:02Where's the man?
28:03What's that?
28:03Hold it.
28:05Maybe this is the man.
28:07Really.
28:08This is the knife.
28:10There you go.
28:15You murdered my father.
28:18What?
28:19Hey!
28:20Criminals.
28:21We didn't murder him.
28:22Call the cops.
28:24Tell them there are five men who killed my father
28:26Hurry call the cops.
28:27Papa!
28:29Hurry run!
28:36Here!
28:38Cops are coming!
28:44Hey, we didn't do anything wrong.
28:45Don't move!
28:46We did not kill anybody!
28:48We didn't do anything wrong.
28:51I can't forget how they murdered my father.
28:55I will crash all of them!
28:58Ma'am water.
29:01Where are they?
29:02Where are those criminals?
29:05I wouldn't forget the faces of those animals.
29:08Oh no ma'am!
29:11Ma'am, water.
29:12Sir.
29:16Have you identified them already?
29:17No.
29:19They must have changed their clothes, chief.
29:21Can they take off their shirts?
29:22Take off your shirts.
29:25Chief tell them to take of their shoes so I'd be sure with their height.
29:29Shoes too.
29:32Chief, I'm distracted with the pants.
29:35Take off your pants.
29:38Chief they were moving while killing my father.
29:42Jog!
29:45Chief they should move slowly.
29:47Just smooth.
29:48Move slowly!
30:09Have you identified already?
30:11Yes!
30:12They were the ones who murdered my father.
30:14One, two, three, four, five.
30:19Ouch.
30:20♪ They call us moron ♪
30:24♪ Brainless ♪
30:27♪ Stupid ♪
30:28♪ Idiot ♪
30:33♪ Often wrong ♪
30:35♪ We can't keep up ♪
30:37♪ How. ♪
30:39♪ And what ♪
30:42♪ You know what's up ♪
30:44♪ Abnormal ♪
30:46♪ Fool. ♪
30:47♪ Failure ♪
30:48♪ Nothing ♪
30:50♪ We are the moron five ♪
30:52♪ Group of idiots ♪
30:54♪ Moron Five ♪
30:56♪ Group of dim-wits ♪
31:01♪ Moron, moron ♪
31:03♪ Moron Five ♪
31:04♪ Even if we have small brains ♪
31:06♪ Our group is happy ♪
31:08♪ Even if we can't do anything right ♪
31:10♪ We'll stick together ♪
31:15♪ Moron, moron ♪
31:18♪ We are the moron five ♪
31:26Do you know where's Isaac?
31:28Maybe he's eating.
31:29It's almost dinner time.
31:31Mozart, we've been friends for ages.
31:34When did we miss to eat together?
31:36- You're right. - Yes.
31:37He might have been bullied here.
31:39Let's go.
31:40Hey, later when you take a bath...
31:41scrub it and squeeze some lemon on it.
31:43Thank you.
31:44Thank you.
31:46I'll do that. Thank you.
31:48What are you doing?
31:50Getting tattooed!
31:53What are you talking about?
31:54Why are you getting tattooed?
31:57In exchange of...
31:59Nothing!
32:00Impossible.
32:02Tell the truth.
32:03What did you ask in exchange of it?
32:04His rice will be mine later.
32:06I should've known.
32:08Got tattooed for rice.
32:22Aunt!
32:23Mom!
32:24Son.
32:25- Mom. - Aunt.
32:25You fool.
32:44- You're a moron. - I'll just go inside.
32:46You killed!
32:49You killed.
32:50You're such a moron!
32:51Aunt, it's not us.
32:52Who?
32:53I don't know.
32:55But not us.
33:00Aunt, come on.
33:01What happened to you son?
33:03It's like this mom.
33:04There are something like.
33:07Really!
33:08It's a good think that when that something happened you weren't like...
33:14I'm like... you know!
33:15I don't know what to do.
33:19You're not mad?
33:19Why are we going to get mad?
33:21We went to your brother's graduation.
33:25Look at these medals...
33:27and certificate.
33:30Your siblings are smart.
33:32You know son...
33:33you're better off in prison.
33:36So you can't harm people.
33:38I don't want to someone to get harmed.
33:39Right son?
33:40- Right? - Yes.
33:41And didn't you know...
33:43you should be happy.
33:44You've got guards here...
33:47you sleep on time...
33:48free food...
33:50and you've got uniform.
33:52I won't allow you to get imprisoned...
33:54I know you didn't do it.
33:55I'll look for a lawyer.
33:57Dad we don't have money.
33:58How will you look for a lawyer?
34:01You'll sell barbecue here.
34:06So we could raise money to pay a lawyer.
34:10- You can do it son. - Dad.
34:12Don't let them owe you, they have to pay.
34:13Yes dad.
34:14I love you.
34:15I love you Dad.
34:16You're really good.
34:23Ouch!
34:25What are you doing?
34:26Can't you see this?
34:29I'm scrubbing here...
34:30then you're going to ask what am I doing here.
34:33Are you complaining?
34:37Don't you dare punch my friend.
34:41What will you do?
34:43Do it to me.
34:49Hey you, after that...
34:51wash my clothes.
34:53Use fabric conditioner.
34:57Stupid.
34:58Axion or Joy?
35:00Fabric conditioner, so it's joy.
35:10Grilled pork.
35:15Freeze!
35:21You poor hungry men.
35:26You're so shameless!
35:28And your make-up is thick.
35:30Your fats included.
35:32Why are you teasing us like this?
35:34Because you are criminals.
35:37You killed my father.
35:39We don't have anything to do with it.
35:41We just saw the man...
35:42stabbed with a knife.
35:44We even put it back.
35:45So please take back what you said to the cops.
35:49What do you think of me, nuts?
35:51You'll rot here...
35:53and you'll die here...
35:54like how you killed me.
35:56I thought it was your dad whom we killed?
35:58I can buckle can't I?
36:00Girls come here.
36:01Hold it.
36:03You know you're all hot headed...
36:05that's why we're fighting like this.
36:08Beckie, can we fix this as soon as we got out?
36:23Sure.
36:25That's if you'll ever get out.
36:31Albert, work on your technique!
36:33Yes.
36:34Press it hard.
36:36Isaac, Mozart.
36:38After we play...
36:39heat up water for us.
36:41Okay.
36:42Why don't you try to be lazy?
36:44Seems like you haven't tried it yet.
36:46You'll make a crime...
36:48and when you get imprisoned...
36:50you want someone to serve you.
36:52Be thankful we're good followers.
36:55Or maybe you're a bunch of cowards.
36:57You haven't changed since elementary.
37:00Moron...
37:01and cowards.
37:02Hey, how did you know that?
37:04That's our secret.
37:06I'm Ricardo Salvador.
37:09I'm Elmer Despa.
37:12I'm Alvin Cabalda.
37:17We were your classmates back in elementary.
37:20Back in elementary,
37:22you've been the villains in our lives.
37:24Even in this movie.
37:26Come on, let's leave!
37:28You're rude!
37:29D*** you!
38:10Who's that?
38:17Thank you.
38:18Thank you for coming.
38:22Who's that?
38:28Hey babe, who's that?
38:33- I don't know. - Why are you hugging him?
38:35I felt sorry for him.
38:38Come here.
38:41You're hugging me yet you don't know me.
38:43You find me handsome, don't you?
38:59Smells like a prisoner's fart.
39:01Who farted?
39:01It's so stinky.
39:05I did.
39:06Because no one's speaking...
39:08it's so quiet.
39:09I want to hear some noise.
39:11You could have stuck an earphone to your butt.
39:14So the sound would go straight to your ears...
39:16so you'd be the only one to hear.
39:17Hey admit it.
39:18When did you start eating trash...
39:20it's so stinky?
39:21Since we got here.
39:23I haven't pooped yet.
39:25'Til we get out of here...
39:28I won't poop.
39:29If that's so...
39:31we should get out of here immediately.
39:33We'll escape?
39:35That's the only way.
39:39I feel like farting again.
39:44Just one line.
39:46Walk.
39:52I know how to get out of here without shedding some blood.
39:56How?
39:57Mike, can you see those two cans of paint?
40:00Get it.
40:01That's double life sentence.
40:03That's bad.
40:04Hurry up!
40:05Is that paint?
40:07Yes.
40:08They said it smells good.
40:09- Can I smell it? - It's up to you.
40:10Hey you five...
40:12what are you doing there?
40:13Come back.
40:14Back into the line.
40:14Go back!
40:16I'm just smelling here.
40:18Go back.
40:39We're almost there.
40:53Okay.
40:54Thank you.
40:55Hi sexy.
40:56Hello. Hi.
40:59Hi sexy.
41:08You're escaping.
41:10No.
41:12We're almost there...
41:14we could have escaped already.
41:16Why did you open your eyes?
41:18You're blaming us...
41:20but you keep on putting out your tongue.
41:22Don't blame each other.
41:24Let's just think how could we escape from here.
41:28Escape?
41:29You want to escape?
41:30We're in a cell, on top of a tower.
41:32Escape?
41:33You're good.
41:35Hold it, what do we have here?
41:38Steel.
41:40Do we have saw for steel here?
41:42Hey, this one.
41:44Flashlight.
41:46There.
41:47There!
41:50This is the solution to our problem.
41:52Come here.
41:53Somebody might hear us.
41:56We'll open the ﬂash light.
41:58Then we'll use its beam light to cross to the other building.
42:05Then...
42:35You crazy!
42:36That's too impossible!
42:38Why?
42:39Why?
42:40While you are crossing through the light coming from your ﬂashlight.
42:44And its battery goes low.
42:46- Oh no, you'll fall. - You're dead.
42:49Sorry.
42:50I haven't thought of that.
42:59Hey what's our food?
43:02Pinakbet!
43:04No okra?
43:06There's no okra.
43:07Pinakbet isn't pinakbet without okra.
43:10Eat that... or I'll get it.
43:13- Give me that. - I want okra.
43:15- Brother will get mad. - Give me that.
43:17Okra is my favorite.
43:20I'll die without okra.
43:23Hey you, can you just put okra in your pinakbet?
43:26There's no okra.
43:28Why don't you colour a squash with green...
43:30so it would look like an okra.
43:34Oh well!
43:35We beg you...
43:36The song bahay-kubo doesn't have okra in it.
43:38How come 'til here, you don't have it.
43:39You're all crazy.
43:41What will I do, there's no okra?
43:42No okra!
43:45Somebody will die here!
43:47we need okra.
43:49Fight for the right of an okra.
43:51Okra! Okra!
43:54I want okra!
44:03Come on, let's get out of here.
44:08Let's go.
44:09Where are you going?
44:16What are you doing there?
44:18Planting okra.
44:20I wouldn't expect something from that cook when it comes to okra.
44:34Brothers come here.
44:37Isaac you don't have to plant okra...
44:40Because you wouldn't see it grow anyway...
44:41I know now how to get out of here.
44:43Just relax.
44:45I've thought of something now...
44:46just don't make it obvious.
44:48Just smile. Smile.
45:02What are we going to do?
45:04We'll ride the truck.
45:06They're inspecting it.
45:07We'll ride the truck, yes.
45:08There's inspection, no, no.
45:12That's dangerous.
45:13Let's just go back there...
45:14do some gardening.
45:15You're a moron, unlucky and a coward.
45:18No can do.
45:18We have to get out of here.
45:20Albert...
45:20how can we escape here?
45:22I'll go home...
45:23I miss my family so much.
45:24What are we going to do...
45:26we'll pretend as garbage.
45:27We'll get inside the garbage bag...
45:29and will come out as garbage.
45:32What if like pretending like that?
45:34We'll be forever garbage?
45:37Where will we live?
45:38In Payatas?
45:39We have to be strong.
45:41We shouldn't be carried away by this role playing.
45:43Once we get out of here...
45:45let's split up from internalization.
45:48Okay.
45:56Dude.
45:58There are still garbage here.
45:59Pick us up.
46:01Oh yes, there are some bags here.
46:04Think light.
46:05Think that we're like papers and we're light for them to carry.
46:08Now that's tiring.
46:09You're asking us to internalize a lot.
46:29We're free!
46:31Yes!
46:37Stinky.
46:37They're looking at us not because they know us.
46:39But because we smell awful.
46:42We need to thank the garbage collectors.
46:45If not for those trash...
46:46we won't be free.
46:49Thank you, legend of the garbage.
46:51That okay with you?
46:52Okay.
46:54Now here's the solution.
46:57Choose one from these originals.
47:00This is the most expensive, Hermes.
47:02Brother Hermes Moreno.
47:04Come on.
47:05Let's go.
47:07Here.
47:08L.V. Is that classy?
47:10Of course!
47:11Lou Veloso.
47:13So he owns that.
47:15Here bro.
47:17This is the best.
47:19Gap.
47:20By Anabel and Nadia.
47:22Okay.
47:23That's tight.
47:25Oh! Armani!
47:27This is world class.
47:29Armani Pacquiao.
47:31Beautiful.
47:32Is this famous?
47:33Zara.
47:34Oh, yes!
47:36Zara Geronimo.
47:37She's beautiful.
47:38I like her.
47:44Hold it. Where's your payment?
47:47Your payment?
47:49Do you have money?
47:50There's no ATM inside the jail.
47:52I can't withdraw.
47:59How much?
47:59Just some five thousand.
48:00That looks good.
48:01Five thousand.
48:02One, two, three, four, five, four, three, two, one.
48:06Here, sir.
48:08Thank you.
48:09Come back again. Okay.
48:11Where did it came from?
48:12Inside the jacket.
48:13It's a blessing!
48:14- Blessing from the jacket. - Let's go.
48:16Maybe that's Willie Revillame's jacket.
48:18Five thousand.
48:19We've got sales now.
48:21Where are the clothes that I asked you to sell?
48:24The Gap jacket?
48:24- Yes. - Sold already.
48:26Oh no, I'm dead.
48:27My husband's jacket was there.
48:29And there's money in its pocket.
48:31Oh no.
48:32That's mom!
48:33Is that Mozart?
48:34Mom!
48:36My son.
48:40We could have picked you up.
48:41Mom, dad...
48:43You don't have to pick me up.
48:44- Why? - We just escaped from the jail.
48:46- Huh! - What?
48:47- Escaped from prison? - He's a criminal!
48:49He's a criminal?
48:50There's a criminal in our place.
48:52You're taking care of a criminal?
48:53Let's put him back to jail.
48:54He might also kill us.
48:56- Dad! - Son?
48:58- Dad? - Son?
48:59- Dad? - Son.
49:00Dad I'm here!
49:01- Son! - Dad!
49:03Son, where are you?
49:06I'm here.
49:07I'm here!
49:09Son!
49:10Dad...
49:11Son...
49:12- how are you? - Dad.
49:13Surrender us your son, if you don't want to get hurt.
49:16You'll have to pass by through my dead body then.
49:19Dad you might get hurt.
49:22I can do this.
49:23Your dad is a good stuntman.
49:26I was once a double of FPJ, Lito Lapid, Erap.
49:31I can do this.
49:32Run away, son.
49:33Go ahead, try me.
49:37You escaped?
49:38Whatever?
49:40Dad, what's important is that we're free.
49:47Dad, you hurt me.
49:54Just because I escaped from jail.
49:55It's wrong son.
49:57It's wrong that you were imprisoned for a crime you didn't do.
50:02Then you escaped.
50:04You just proved them that you're guilty.
50:07Why do I have to be in prison?
50:09I didn't do it.
50:12If you really didn't do it then why did you escape?
50:15Go back to jail!
50:19Dad.
50:20Dad.
50:23You're always such a pain!
50:27I was patient with your stupidity.
50:30But you being a criminal.
50:32No.
50:33Go back to jail.
50:36Go back there!
50:44Aunt.
50:51Aunt.
50:59Aunt!
51:01Get more.
51:02There are more food there.
51:05Dad.
51:06Dad.
51:06You knew I'm coming home?
51:08This is your welcome party for me?
51:11What are you doing here?
51:12This is your brother's party.
51:14Who got accepted as an exchange student in Japan.
51:18But it's good that you're free now.
51:21We escaped from prison.
51:22Because I really miss you.
51:25Hold it.
51:26Wait!
51:32Aunt that's enough.
51:33That hurts.
51:37What are you doing here?
51:38You escaped right?
51:40Aunt how did you know I escaped?
51:42You're just moron but you're not a liar.
51:44Don't come near me.
51:45Don't you come near me.
51:46Aunt.
51:47Miss Estrella your nephew is finally free.
51:49That's his cousin.
51:50They look-alike.
51:51He's still in prison
51:52I hope he wouldn't get out.
51:54- You're sure? - Yes.
51:57Aunt I have a cousin who looks like me and is also in jail.
52:01Aunt let's visit him.
52:02That poor guy.
52:07What the...
52:08You keep on doing that.
52:09Get out of here!
52:10Have a little shame on yourself.
52:12You've given me nothing but shame.
52:14If you please...
52:16don't come back ever.
52:19Aunt please stop...
52:21That hurts, Aunt.
52:22That hurts me much.
52:29You ruined my send off party, brother.
52:31I have to call the cops.
52:33Hand me a cellphone.
52:34He has to go back to jail.
52:36Give it to me.
52:36Cellphone.
52:38What's the number there?
52:40117.
52:41Thank you.
52:42There's a direct line.
52:444182727 up to 8.
52:48Thank you.
52:50Hello. Police station.
52:53You have to go here in our house.
52:56Now!
52:58Ma.
52:59Oh my dear son how are you?
53:01Dad.
53:02- I hope you're okay alright. - Son.
53:04But wait.
53:06Are you sure you're okay alright?
53:09Or merely alright okay.
53:11- Ma didn't you hear about the... - Oh no son...
53:14You know that your mommy hardly sleeps because she's too busy.
53:18Sweetheart, look what's on the news.
53:21Someone of the same name with our son is in jail.
53:25That's why you have to be careful son.
53:28That's not it.
53:29You should be careful, especially with fights!
53:33Of course broken ears.
53:34Broken nose.
53:35Broken whatever.
53:37All of it.
53:38But most importantly...
53:39broken face.
53:41You are too handsome to get beat up.
53:43And that's not going to be alright.
53:51This is it.
53:52We are safe here.
53:54It's impossible for them to find out that we’re hiding here.
53:57What is this?
54:00You.
54:02We know that you're stupid sometimes.
54:05But please don't make it too obvious...
54:06we're having a hard time dealing with you.
54:07It's obvious.
54:09- Let's go. - Moron.
54:11You say moron like you're not.
54:12Do you know it.
54:13- Bro what's this? - I don't know.
54:15You don't even know.
54:18What is this then?
54:20Just look around.
54:22It's so obvious.
54:24What is this?
54:25This is hard.
54:27What do you call this again?
54:28Oh okay I'll admit it.
54:32I also don't know what do they call this place.
54:34I told you.
54:36But I know.
54:38That we're going to hide here.
54:39From Beckie Pamintuan.
54:41We'll hide.
54:43How can we find Beckie Pamintuan?
54:46Philippines is so big.
54:49Is that a problem?
54:50Let's announce on TV stations.
54:52Radio stations.
54:55You know what, I look up to you so much.
54:58You are my idol.
55:00I told myself that when I grow up I want to be like you.
55:03But you're such a disappointment.
55:05TV station.
55:06Radio station.
55:07What do you think of yourself, a star?
55:09Bro, sorry, sorry.
55:11Will you please stop?
55:13Here.
55:14This is the answer.
55:16What is that?
55:17What are we going to do with that?
55:19We're going to stay here longer, right?
55:21We'll stay here 'til night.
55:23We'll be sleepy.
55:25Now we have pillow.
55:27- That's a good idea. - No.
55:30This is a directory.
55:31People's name, address and phone numbers are here.
55:35This is the answer to find Beckie Pamintuan.
55:51Hey, are you done yet?
55:52I'm almost done.
55:54I'm done with letter A.
55:55I'm on letter B.
55:58B, Beckie.
56:00Shouldn't it be P?
56:01Oh really?
56:04I thought it's Beckie?
56:07But it's Peckie.
56:09Peckie? That's letter P.
56:12- Peckie. - What Peckie?
56:14Pamintuan.
56:15Beckie Pamintuan.
56:16Peckie.
56:18Hold it.
56:19It could also be V.
56:21Veki.
56:22- Veki, Veki. - Yes.
56:24- That's right. - Let's go straight...
56:26V.
56:28Vakla, Vorta, Vaklush, Vavaji.
56:33I found it.
56:34There, Beckie Pamintuan.
56:36Where?
56:37Here?
56:39Here Beckie Pamintuan.
56:41This one's Beckie Pamintuan too.
56:42This one also.
56:44One, two, three.
56:45There are 187 Beckie Pamintuan.
56:48How will we know who's the one?
56:50Let's pick one by one.
56:51Can we eat first?
56:53I'm so hungry.
56:55Oh, it's morning already.
56:57That's why I am hungry now.
56:59We didn't notice that it's morning already.
57:01We haven't slept.
57:03Don't blame yourselves.
57:05Because people like us are called...
57:08Intense.
57:11Come on let's eat.
57:15That's Beckie.
57:16Ma'am what are you going to tell us.
57:19- Why did you call us? - Come here.
57:20My name is Beckie Pamintuan.
57:2422 years old.
57:25That's crap.
57:26No it's 32.
57:27I'm just kidding.
57:28Come back here.
57:28Come back.
57:30I am single and still a v*****.
57:34Let's just go home.
57:36Come back.
57:38I'll just tell you.
57:40Nothing but the truth.
57:44Hey what's that?
57:46Right on time, maybe someone's giving away food.
57:49What are we waiting for?
57:50Let's go.
57:51Hey maybe there's a burial.
57:53What are you?
57:55Because of an unimaginable crime happened.
58:01I witness how my father was brutally murdered.
58:05Look at that woman in black.
58:08My father, Fernando Pamintuan!
58:11She looks familiar.
58:12I love my father so much.
58:13- Wasn't she the one who got us on jail? - I miss him.
58:16That's Beckie Pamintuan.
58:18Really?
58:19How did she follow us?
58:21I am the victim here.
58:24I asked you to come so I could announce.
58:27That the five criminals who killed him, escaped.
58:32I'll give out five million reward.
58:37To who ever could find the criminals.
58:42I'm launching today the Find the Killers Text Promo.
58:52To join...
58:53Text 2263.
58:56Text react space...
58:58Name and address.
59:00Don't forget!
59:02Come.
59:03Come with me.
59:06Let's go.
59:08Come all of you.
59:10Hurry!
59:11My father lies here...
59:16Papa.
59:20Papa!!!
59:23Do you want him to rise from the grave?
59:27So he could ask for justice.
59:32Because the people responsible have escaped.
59:41Do you want that?
59:43So you want?
59:45Oh no.
59:46Beckie!
59:47I knew it was her!
59:48That's her!
59:49That's Beckie!
59:49She's the one!
59:50Cut, cut!
59:51Please keep quiet.
59:52I'm having my moment here.
59:54You're too noisy.
59:55Someone's peeing here.
1:00:01- Thank goodness, I'm done. - It smells stinky!
1:00:09They look like these guys.
1:00:12Hold it.
1:00:17You're this one, right?
1:00:19One of those who murdered Beckie Pamintuan, father.
1:00:21No.
1:00:22If that was me, why am I here?
1:00:24I should've been hiding.
1:00:30Wait I'm not yet through.
1:00:33- Last night I dreamt of my father. - This is is you?
1:00:37Do you know that I can sue you for that.
1:00:39That doesn't mean I'm him!
1:00:41It's impossible that you just look like these five killers.
1:00:44You've seen nothing.
1:00:49What do you mean nothing?
1:00:51You didn't see anything.
1:00:52That's right.
1:00:53Why did you admit that fast?
1:00:55It might have been created through photoshop.
1:00:57Jinky and Charice were like that.
1:01:00Did you see anything?
1:01:01Yes!
1:01:02One more.
1:01:03Did you see anything?
1:01:04Yes there is!
1:01:07Since there is...
1:01:10I'll tell mom what you did to me.
1:01:13Now, did you see anything?
1:01:14Nothing.
1:01:15Nothing!
1:01:18We're really good.
1:01:21That was crazy.
1:01:22- You didn't say the reporters are gone... - The important thing is we follow her.
1:01:24I was crying the whole time.
1:01:26Sorry ma'am I didn't notice.
1:01:27Assist me here, the stairs is high.
1:01:29Yes ma'am.
1:01:33We're here.
1:01:34What are we going to do now?
1:01:35We'll take photos.
1:01:37So we could have souvenir taken beside a nice car.
1:01:40You're stupid.
1:01:41We just got out of jail. Who has a camera?
1:01:43You're right.
1:01:44We should follow her.
1:01:45How can we follow her if we don't have a car?
1:01:47I know.
1:01:48Lets just steal this so we could have one.
1:01:50- That's cool. - Steal it?
1:01:51How can we follow? If we're going ahead.
1:01:53Let's slow down.
1:01:55Yes right.
1:01:56No. Wrong.
1:01:58We'll hitch a ride.
1:02:00What are we doing here?
1:02:03Let's ride.
1:02:04How will you ride? You don't have the key.
1:02:06You're always like that.
1:02:07All of you.
1:02:09What?
1:02:10This is automatic.
1:02:12Wow!
1:02:17- Come. - Come on in.
1:02:19- Get in. - Okay.
1:02:21- My turn. - Okay you.
1:02:31I tripped because you won't help me walk.
1:02:34You're so annoying.
1:02:49Baby girl. Sister here.
1:02:51Sis!
1:02:52Where's mom?
1:02:53In her room.
1:02:54Okay.
1:02:54Inday.
1:02:56Inday.
1:02:58Go away.
1:03:03Ouch my eyes hurt.
1:03:11That's why it smells stinky inside.
1:03:15That's enough.
1:03:17What are we going to do next?
1:03:19We'll observe Beckie and her housemates.
1:03:22Then we'll see if we could talk to Beckie.
1:03:25That's right.
1:03:26It's better if we'll stay there.
1:03:27Let's go this way, at the back of the house. Okay.
1:03:29Okay.
1:03:31Let's go.
1:03:34Ma'am Beckie, I'm here.
1:03:36I'm sorry ma'am, senyora ask me to bring snacks.
1:03:39Ma'am Beckie.
1:03:40Ma'am Beckie.
1:03:42Ma'am Beckie.
1:03:45I'm here ma'am.
1:03:46Carding you're so rude.
1:03:49I miss you so much.
1:03:50- I don't like this. - Come on.
1:03:52- I don't like. - Give in to what I like.
1:03:53If you want, later while the bosses are sleeping.
1:03:55Come on.
1:03:55Oh no. I don't like. Later.
1:03:59- Later? Promise. - Yes.
1:04:01Go there, take a bath. You smell stinky.
1:04:03Okay, bye...
1:04:04How handsome do you think you are?
1:04:09Baby girl, darling don't play with your food.
1:04:12It has nutrients, proteins, fats and carbohydrates.
1:04:16Vitamins, minerals and...
1:04:19DHA!
1:04:20- Sulit. - DHA?
1:04:21What's "sulit" mama?
1:04:22You know the meaning of DHA but you don't know the meaning of sulit.
1:04:25Go to your room!
1:04:26You will not eat tonight.
1:04:28What a waste.
1:04:30I want to eat all of it!
1:04:35Because of your noise...
1:04:37Our plan might get ruined!
1:04:39Isaac.
1:04:41I can't control this anymore.
1:04:44A person who's hungry...
1:04:47becomes a moron.
1:04:49That's why we're hungry for a long time.
1:04:51What is our plan here?
1:04:53We're here at Backie's house...
1:04:55but what are we going to do?
1:04:57You know you are right...
1:04:59Isaac.
1:05:00Hunger brings out the moron in you.
1:05:02But we have to fix this.
1:05:04Beckie is pissed with us.
1:05:07The key here is...
1:05:09her family.
1:05:10If we talk to them.
1:05:12And fix the problem...
1:05:13it'll then be clear that we didn't do it.
1:05:16It's okay. We can go back to our families.
1:05:18Before we find a way to clean our names...
1:05:23and go home to our families...
1:05:25can we just attend to our hunger first?
1:05:28You're right there. Come on.
1:05:32Inday where is your ma'am Beckie?
1:05:35Ma'am she's talking to her Japanese boyfriend.
1:05:38If ever I see that Japanese guy, he'll be doomed.
1:05:40Really.
1:05:42Inday call Beckie.
1:05:43I want to talk to her right now.
1:05:45Yes ma'am.
1:05:46Don't talk when your mouth is full.
1:05:48You fool.
1:05:50D*** it.
1:05:52No.
1:05:53Brothers, I'll make a way.
1:05:54Especially for you Isaac.
1:05:56I know how hungry you are.
1:05:58Stay here.
1:06:05We're hungry.
1:06:07That's not enough for Isaac.
1:06:08He's a fat boy.
1:06:14Don't.
1:06:15Hey don’t...
1:06:17Don't Dong, the bosses might see us.
1:06:20No. They wouldn't know.
1:06:24Stay here.
1:06:33Hey Carding!
1:06:35Sorry sweetheart.
1:06:37You.
1:06:38If you really want Dong. I'll hide.
1:06:40Look for me.
1:06:41I'll be under my bed.
1:06:43Okay I'll look for you.
1:07:03At last you'll be mine, Inday.
1:07:04Careful Dong.
1:07:07Dong.
1:07:09Brother!
1:07:24Inday is so hot.
1:07:28This is yummy.
1:07:34Hey Inday would you clean the front of our house. It's so dirty.
1:07:43Who's that?
1:07:44That's the brother.
1:07:46The one with scary voice last night.
1:07:49The one who's talking while his mouth is full.
1:07:51They're looking for a driver.
1:07:52Why, where's the old driver?
1:07:54He might have left.
1:07:56What's going to happen to Beckie?
1:07:58Oh, maybe that's the reason why they were looking for a new driver.
1:08:01We have to get inside the house.
1:08:03We have to know everything about her!
1:08:05We have to tell her that we didn't do it.
1:08:08How do we do that?
1:08:09Looks like Beckie knows us well.
1:08:12Brothers, the important is...
1:08:16We have to look for a disguise.
1:08:18Let's look for a person who can help us...
1:08:21to change our face.
1:08:25Where can we possibly find that?
1:08:27We might have a hard time looking for that.
1:08:29Let's ask inside.
1:08:33Maybe.
1:08:34Let's go.
1:08:36Edilberto Mapagpanggap.
1:08:3864 years old.
1:08:40How long have you been driving?
1:08:4260 years.
1:08:44Are you kidding me?
1:08:45You're 64 years old but you've been driving for 60 years now.
1:08:48How old did you learn to drive, 4?
1:08:51Overtime included.
1:08:54How much do you want for your salary?
1:08:5620 thousand?
1:08:58Goodbye.
1:08:5920 pesos per day plus free food.
1:09:04You're hired.
1:09:05You can start now.
1:09:06Please clean the car.
1:09:08Thank you.
1:09:09Inday, prepare my bubble bath.
1:09:15Who's that?
1:09:17Hey, Mrs.
1:09:22Excuse me, I'm still a Miss.
1:09:24Who are you?
1:09:25How did you get inside my house?
1:09:28I climbed up your fence.
1:09:29So I could bring you my beef stew.
1:09:33So who are you?
1:09:35I'm Bibi King.
1:09:37Beauty king.
1:09:38Your neighbor. Just across the street.
1:09:41I just moved there.
1:09:43That's why I'm here. To bring you what I cooked.
1:09:47Welcoming something.
1:09:49You know.
1:09:49What do you mean neighbor?
1:09:51It's a empty lot across the street.
1:09:53That's my lot. I put up a tent.
1:09:58I hope this is the start of our friendship.
1:10:02- Let's eat inside. - I've got lots of friends already.
1:10:06You want an enemy?
1:10:08But I'm busy.
1:10:09You can go now.
1:10:12Wait, leave the beef stew.
1:10:15I haven't eaten yet.
1:10:17Eat it.
1:10:19Bye.
1:10:27D*** it's spoiled.
1:10:31Fire?
1:10:32Fire!
1:10:34Mother, Brother, Inday!
1:10:37Fire!
1:10:39Surprise!
1:10:42What do you mean surprise?
1:10:43It should be show time!
1:10:46That can be too.
1:10:48And who are you?
1:10:49Why are you creating smoke in my house?
1:10:52I'm Madam E.
1:10:55A fortune teller.
1:10:58I'm creating this smoke.
1:11:00So bad spirits inside your house will go.
1:11:05Hey if there's a bad spirit here.
1:11:09It's you.
1:11:09Get out of here.
1:11:12I can sense something.
1:11:15You'll win in the lottery.
1:11:18200.
1:11:20200 million?
1:11:22Pesos.
1:11:24But there's a chance for it to become big.
1:11:27Just tell me something about your life.
1:11:29Yes.
1:11:31Who are these people?
1:11:32Your family?
1:11:34Yes.
1:11:36Father, mother, brother, sister.
1:11:41How do you brush your teeth?
1:11:44Will I win the lottery now?
1:11:45Here bet on these numbers.
1:11:51One, two, three, four, five, six.
1:11:59And take off the hatred in your heart.
1:12:03I can feel...
1:12:05that you sent five innocent men to jail.
1:12:09Set them free.
1:12:17I'll send you to jail if you won't leave now.
1:12:20Brother, mama, Inday.
1:12:22Call the cops.
1:12:23Get out of my house.
1:12:25Get out!
1:12:26Inday!
1:12:28People got inside the house!.
1:12:29Is this a mall?
1:12:31Inday!
1:12:32Hey who are you?
1:12:33You're a robber?
1:12:35Oh no.
1:12:36Don't be mad.
1:12:38Don't panic.
1:12:39I got hungry that's why I passed by and eat.
1:12:41I'm not bad guy.
1:12:43I'm friend of Edilberto, your driver. He knows me.
1:12:46I don't care. Just leave to my house.
1:12:49Hold it.
1:12:51Before I leave you might want to buy DVD’s.
1:12:54Quiapo doesn't have it yet.
1:12:56DVD?
1:12:57Yes.
1:12:58There's bold?
1:12:59Yes.
1:13:00I know you, you really like porn.
1:13:02That one's good.
1:13:05That's the Fusion of Good Spirit to Beckie Pamintuan's Spirit.
1:13:12How did you know my name?
1:13:15I'm Edilberto's friend, he's your driver right.
1:13:23Learn to forgive.
1:13:26So you'd feel better.
1:13:28Who are you calling?
1:13:30Ronnie Rickets.
1:13:32I'll ask them to catch you.
1:13:34Oh you.
1:13:35I'm just kidding.
1:13:36Hello.
1:13:38Hello who's this?
1:13:39This is Ronnie Rickets.
1:13:41The number you dialed is not yet in service.
1:13:44The number you dialed is not yet in service.
1:13:47Miss, miss, taho.
1:13:53Miss! Taho!
1:13:56It can make your skin smooth.
1:13:58My skin is already smooth.
1:14:00It can make your butt thinner. And your arms smaller.
1:14:10Give me a gallon.
1:14:15Then put it inside the house.
1:14:17Here, keep the change.
1:14:20Don't rob.
1:14:22Hurry...
1:14:38Mozart.
1:14:39Where is Beckie?
1:14:41She's inside the car.
1:14:43Okay I'll drive her around.
1:14:45Call all of them.
1:14:46Look for some evidence that we can use against her.
1:14:49Okay.
1:15:02Let's go.
1:15:03Hurry...
1:15:04Close it.
1:15:07Ma'am, where do you want to go now?
1:15:10I don't know with you.
1:15:11I just sat here, and you just drove away.
1:15:14Sorry.
1:15:16Since we're out now...
1:15:18we'll just search.
1:15:20Search for what?
1:15:21For criminals.
1:15:24Hey, be careful.
1:15:26I'm sorry.
1:15:27Who are the criminals?
1:15:30Five moron men who ruined my life.
1:15:34They've been a bad omen for me since we were kids.
1:15:37Ma'am if they're bad omens isn't that bad luck?
1:15:42It would be better if you just let them be.
1:15:45And let them become lucky men.
1:15:47I won't stop 'til they rot in jail.
1:15:50So they can't ruin my life anymore.
1:15:54Wait. Why are we here?
1:15:58What are we looking for?
1:16:02Right, what?
1:16:03We're looking for strong evidence to fight against Beckie.
1:16:11If we can't get her through smooth talk.
1:16:16Let's get her through...
1:16:22Where?
1:16:25Upstairs.
1:16:27Let's go.
1:16:29Ma'am aren't we going home yet?
1:16:32I'm tired already.
1:16:33Are you feeling lazy now?
1:16:37No, but the four is in the house.
1:16:39What?
1:16:39I mean, because we're outside.
1:16:43Bad omens might come after you.
1:16:47Yes you're right.
1:16:49You're good.
1:16:50Okay let's go back to the house.
1:16:53Okay.
1:16:58Guys look at these pictures.
1:17:01All of these are Beckie.
1:17:05Maybe they are of kin, that's why they all look alike.
1:17:09Brother, mother.
1:17:14Here's their maid's uniform.
1:17:16Maid's hair.
1:17:18Why are all of these in Beckie's room?
1:17:23And this one.
1:17:24This is the wig used by the kid in the picture.
1:17:30You keep on asking each other, we all don't know the answer.
1:17:34What if Beckie and all those are just one?
1:17:37Why is she doing this to us?
1:17:39There, you asked again.
1:17:46Come hurry, Mo, Aris.
1:17:51There.
1:17:52That's Beckie's car!
1:17:54- Her car is blue? - Red.
1:17:55- Blue. - Red.
1:17:57Red.
1:17:57I'm right.
1:17:59That's Beckie.
1:18:00Yes.
1:18:03Oh no.
1:18:25It smells like a man?
1:18:26Who was here?
1:18:42Oh it's me. I'll take a bath.
1:18:54This one's also stinky.
1:18:56Sorry.
1:18:57You got involved.
1:19:00You became stinkier.
1:19:04My brain cells are popping one at a time...
1:19:06and my question hasn't been answered yet.
1:19:10Why is Beckie changing her looks?
1:19:14Impersonator?
1:19:15Audition for a movie?
1:19:16She's fat and she just wants to sweat a lot?
1:19:17Bored? No one to talk to?
1:19:19All of the above?
1:19:22And the second question is?
1:19:24That we can't really answer.
1:19:26Why is Beckie mad at us five?
1:19:32Maybe she just wants attention.
1:19:34Maybe we're prettier than her!
1:19:36She's fat and she just wants to sweat a lot.
1:19:37Hello!
1:19:38She claimed that we killed her father.
1:19:40But we didn't killed her dad.
1:19:43If we did killed her dad,
1:19:45we could have done something like this.
1:19:50Oh no, there's a hole on it.
1:19:54Oh no, that's your fault.
1:19:55You broke it.
1:19:57Oh no, the dead might come out.
1:20:01Oh no, the dead has come out.
1:20:07Let me see.
1:20:14Sorry sisters, I can't join you anymore.
1:20:18I'm wearing my pajamas.
1:20:20Yeah. Maybe next time.
1:20:23Alright.
1:20:31Moron Five.
1:20:32You got scared because of your own doings?
1:20:35- She's dead. - Moron!
1:20:36That's just a proverb.
1:20:38I knew you criminals were just around.
1:20:41You're the criminal!
1:20:43If we really murdered your father, where is he?
1:20:46We didn't kill anybody.
1:20:48You killed him.
1:20:49In fact, this grave doesn't contain anything.
1:20:55Well, well, well.
1:20:57And what medicine did you take to have some brains?
1:21:02Well no one will believe you.
1:21:04Yes, I set you up.
1:21:07Yes, I bought a dead body from a mortuary.
1:21:11Yes, the owner claimed the body.
1:21:14So I have to return it.
1:21:15Yes, that grave is empty.
1:21:18What did we do to you Beckie?
1:21:20Why are you doing this to us?
1:21:23I'll call the cops.
1:21:25Don't bother because we already called them for you.
1:21:35Men secure the area!
1:21:36Yes, sir.
1:21:38Quick!
1:21:42Chase her.
1:21:44Let's go.
1:21:46Sir, what happened?
1:21:48Beckie escaped.
1:21:52- How's that? - There's a dead body upstairs.
1:21:54Handsome.
1:21:55- Call the SOCO. - Yes, sir.
1:21:57You're free now.
1:21:58You can now go home.
1:21:59- Our names are clean? - Clean.
1:22:01We can go home now.
1:22:03Thank you.
1:22:08Ma.
1:22:10Ma.
1:22:11Ma!
1:22:13Yaya how come you thought of playing now that you're too old.
1:22:15Okay.
1:22:19Yaya who are you playing with?
1:22:23Hold it, here you go.
1:22:27Yaya it's okay now. No more cover.
1:22:30No more.
1:22:31Okay now. What happened?
1:22:37If you want to see your parents. Go to this address.
1:22:423116 Urrutia St. Valenzuela City.
1:22:45What if I don't like?
1:22:48We've walked quite far.
1:22:50My legs are aching.
1:22:53Hey Albert.
1:22:55You too?
1:22:56Our parents were kidnapped too.
1:22:58I think this is the address.
1:23:01Okay. Let's find out.
1:23:03Bro you'll do something important.
1:23:06If we weren't able to come out after 30 minutes...
1:23:08call the cops okay.
1:23:10Let's go.
1:23:19They're here?
1:23:21Ma.
1:23:23Pa!
1:23:24Are you here?
1:23:28If you're here...
1:23:31whatever Beckie has done to you...
1:23:33please don't sleep.
1:23:37Aunt I'm here.
1:23:40I'll save you.
1:23:42Beckie face us!
1:23:45Where is she?
1:23:50Dad, mom.
1:23:53What are you doing there?
1:23:54We have a problem.
1:23:55Beckie kidnapped you.
1:23:57I bet she's planning something really bad.
1:23:59Mommy why did you join them?
1:24:01Of all people, why you Mom?
1:24:04What are you? Can't you see?
1:24:06Are you blind?
1:24:07What?
1:24:08This is the only time that our parents are together.
1:24:11You call that bonding!
1:24:12Is that so?
1:24:15My Aunt has a sad childhood.
1:24:18That's why she became an old maid.
1:24:19Aunt just play there.
1:24:23That's nice!
1:24:24Fools!
1:24:25You're also a moron, light man...
1:24:26give me the spotlight.
1:24:28There, take two.
1:24:30Fools!
1:24:32There!
1:24:33How could your brains be so narrow...
1:24:35that you don't know that your parents are in danger?
1:24:40They're over a boiling chemical.
1:24:44That I bought from another country.
1:24:48And whoever falls there, will surely melt to death.
1:24:53Oh sorry!
1:24:55Our parents don't allow us to watch violent films.
1:25:02The next scene is rated SPG.
1:25:05Strict parental guidance is needed.
1:25:09There maybe sensitive theme or language...
1:25:12Violence, s**, horror or d****.
1:25:15That are not suitable for young audience.
1:25:18You're more dangerous to watch...
1:25:20because your heads are empty!
1:25:22Beckie please, let's stop this.
1:25:26Beckie, we asked you before but you didn't answer.
1:25:28What did we do to you that you hate us so much and become the witch of our lives?
1:25:32Have you forgotten this pretty and angelic face?
1:25:36Oh, you are moron five.
1:25:39You don't have a memory bank.
1:25:41So here you go.
1:25:43Roll VTR!
1:25:50That's us!
1:25:58I was a chubby kid.
1:26:03You're cute.
1:26:16What's that?
1:26:19You know Beckie that made us happy.
1:26:21Thank you so much.
1:26:24You made a tribute for us.
1:26:25We're friends forever.
1:26:30This is crazy!
1:26:32I'll die first because you are all annoying!
1:26:35Is that so!
1:26:36Why don't we just wait for that?
1:26:49What are you now?
1:26:59It feels good to laugh.
1:27:03After what I've been through with you.
1:27:07We were still kids then, Albert.
1:27:09I've loved no one but you.
1:27:12I would teach you during exams...
1:27:13I make your assignments...
1:27:15I'd give my snack to you.
1:27:17But you just blinded me!
1:27:19Beckie, we didn't mean to do that.
1:27:24Liar.
1:27:26I forgot about you.
1:27:28And loved again.
1:27:31I did everything to have a good life with Hiroshi.
1:27:35I had my genitals operated so I could be a real woman.
1:27:39But you revealed my secret.
1:27:42My fiancé died.
1:27:45You killed my dream.
1:27:48And why do you think your dreams have to live?
1:27:52That's why I set you up.
1:27:54Now I'm happy...
1:27:56Oh, that was a set up!
1:27:59Well, Beckie, you even bothered to do that.
1:28:02But then we must admit, you were good.
1:28:05Thank you.
1:28:06Beckie we know what did now...
1:28:08so please forgive us.
1:28:10What? You think you're lucky?
1:28:12But wait, why do you have make it hard for yourself to change your look?
1:28:16Yes right.
1:28:17Oh, there you got it.
1:28:20That I'm also the mother.
1:28:22I'm the brother.
1:28:24I'm the Baby Girl.
1:28:26I'm Inday.
1:28:27Your highness leader Le-r.
1:28:29Shaider's defeating our monster.
1:28:31Use the time space warp.
1:28:33Time space warp immediately.
1:28:35The time space warp is the second world...
1:28:36wherein Le-r's monster becomes stronger.
1:28:38Blue hawk!
1:28:39The blue hawk is Shaider's motorcycle so he could travel fast to time space warp.
1:28:43Get ready you monster.
1:28:44You're dead.
1:28:45Shaider super slash.
1:28:49Shaider had once again saved the world.
1:28:51Until next week for another exciting episode of Shaider.
1:28:54Space cops!
1:28:56I'm your neighbor.
1:28:58Your neighbor.
1:28:59We'll be back for more promise.
1:29:01Who else do you want me to impersonate?
1:29:03Awesome!
1:29:05Thank you.
1:29:07Enough of that!
1:29:09It's time for all of you to die!
1:29:12Don't!
1:29:13Again!
1:29:15Don't!
1:29:26Beckie they didn't do anything to you.
1:29:29- So just punish us instead. - That's right.
1:29:31Precisely.
1:29:33But to make things harder for you.
1:29:36I'll put their lives on your hands.
1:29:40If you aren't able to answer my questions.
1:29:44They're all dead!
1:29:45What if we answer it?
1:29:46You can only hope.
1:29:47Of course I'll make the questions hard!
1:29:51You first Aristotle.
1:29:52You should answer this.
1:29:54If you don't want your Aunt to become boiled corn!
1:30:00When she's down on the boiling chemical...
1:30:03The question.
1:30:04What is the capital of Botswana?
1:30:10Aristotle, you know that!
1:30:13Aunt I don't know.
1:30:15You do.
1:30:17I'll beat you up with my stick!
1:30:18You know it.
1:30:19Can you just shut up...
1:30:21Felomina Gaborone.
1:30:23Your answer is right!
1:30:26Gaborone is the capital of Botswana.
1:30:29That's what you call luck.
1:30:30Who would have thought that, that's her surname.
1:30:41You're next Isaac!
1:30:44Your dad is known as a master showman.
1:30:47How many sequins are there in his purple suit with neon green stripes?
1:30:56Son I usually wear that.
1:30:59Don't worry Dad, I know that.
1:31:02I used to count the sequins in your suits when I was a kid.
1:31:072872, boom.
1:31:14I answered it!
1:31:18You're pissing me off.
1:31:20Mozart mathematics.
1:31:24- Can you just ask about PE? - Shut up!
1:31:26What is seven times 110 minus 740 minus the squareroot of 900?
1:31:35I'm always zero in math.
1:31:37Zero.
1:31:38I'm a moron in math.
1:31:39Zero.
1:31:42Zero it is.
1:31:44How did you know?
1:31:56Your father is dead, if you won't be able to answer this.
1:32:01Son you can do it.
1:32:02At the back of five hundred pesos.
1:32:05Who's the guy on the left part of the money?
1:32:09That looks like Mozart.
1:32:15That’s easy.
1:32:17That's Ninoy Aquino when he was a kid.
1:32:21Have you forgotten?
1:32:22I sell barbecue!
1:32:24That's my job, handle the change.
1:32:27Easy...
1:32:35How come they know the answers?
1:32:38So Beckie, we're through.
1:32:41The cops are there.
1:32:42No more.
1:32:43Bye.
1:32:45What do you mean we're done?
1:32:47Remember you haven't answered yet.
1:32:50Okay, go.
1:32:52So my mom and I could go home now.
1:32:54What's your question?
1:32:55This is your question, my darling Albert?
1:32:57How many hankies does your mom has?
1:33:01Why?
1:33:03Seriously?
1:33:05That easy?
1:33:07You are talking to me.
1:33:08Mommy's hankies are 73 pieces.
1:33:14Wrong!
1:33:17Oh my god son, 74.
1:33:19Including this one that I'm holding.
1:33:22I'm sorry, mom.
1:33:25Success.
1:33:26Beckie don't.
1:33:27- Drop Albert's mommy. - Sorry mom.
1:33:30Mom sorry, Sorry...
1:33:31Son don't Vi (be).
1:33:33Don't Vi (be) sorry.
1:33:35This is my destiny.
1:33:42Goodbye, son.
1:33:44Drop her!
1:33:46She looks like Rosa Rosal.
1:33:52Good bye cruel world.
1:33:53This is only the beginning.
1:34:07Albert!
1:34:09Albert!
1:34:10Albert.
1:34:17- Albert. - Bring back Jun-jun!
1:34:19Albert.
1:34:20- Bring back Val. - Albert.
1:34:23Val, who's clueless.
1:34:27What happened to Albert?
1:34:32Who will move?
1:34:34If not now, then when?
1:34:43My son is not a pig!
1:34:48That's not yours.
1:34:50That's my friend's film.
1:34:53Ding the stone.
1:34:55Make sure you shoot it.
1:34:58Darna!
1:35:07Come here hurry!
1:35:15Albert.
1:35:18Albert is alive!
1:35:33Hold it.
1:35:38My breakdown's oscar-worthy!
1:35:41Why is he alive?
1:35:43Sorry ma'am, I forgot to plug it.
1:35:46Here's the extension.
1:35:48What's that smoke?
1:35:50Dry ice to have good effects.
1:35:54Moron Six!
1:35:56All of you are morons!
1:35:57All of you are morons!
1:36:04All of you are morons.
1:36:08Basilio... Crispin.
1:36:11Excuse me!
1:36:12There's no miracle.
1:36:18Capture him.
1:36:18Come on. Stand up.
1:36:21Come with us.
1:36:22Shaider, where are we going?
1:36:24My family is the most important people in my life.
1:36:33Yes!
1:36:37For the past 38 years,
1:36:41I know what exactly to say on graduations like this.
1:36:47But this year is special.
1:36:50Because finally, five people are leaving this school.
1:36:58Before we start the ceremony...
1:37:00I want to start with these five.
1:37:03I witnessed how they grew up.
1:37:05And they witnessed how I lost my hair...
1:37:08because of them.
1:37:11Now after 20 years in this school...
1:37:16they'll now graduate from high school.
1:37:21You can call them names...
1:37:23but these five...
1:37:24even if they aren't the smartest,
1:37:26they have hearts.
1:37:29Thanks to the five of you.
1:37:34Marcos, Michael Angelo.
1:37:38Aquino, Mozart Twister.
1:37:41Ramos, Aristotle.
1:37:43Estrada, Isaac.
1:37:46Macapagal, Albert.
1:37:48Me?
1:37:50They are now graduates.
1:38:06Have you thought of what to take up on college?
1:38:10I think my intelligence is good for being a lawyer.
1:38:19Mom, dad, I won't go to college just yet.
1:38:22I want to join some competitions.
1:38:23Muscle contest.
1:38:25Okay son, wherever you're happy...
1:38:27That'll be okay for your dad and me.
1:38:33Congratulations!
1:38:35Thank you, dad.
1:38:36You will now run our barbecue business.
1:38:39We'll be rich now?
1:38:40We'll be rich now!
1:38:49Aunt, to prove to you that I'm smart now.
1:38:51I'll take up two courses.
1:38:53You can now support yourself in your studies.
1:38:55Yes.
1:38:56I'll take up modeling...
1:38:58and culinary.
1:39:00Okay.
1:39:05Where do you want to have a vacation?
1:39:07Iraq, Israel, Syria?
1:39:10Choose.
1:39:10Or you can just be a star because you're so handsome.
1:39:14Right.
1:39:15Approve.
1:39:16That's entertainment.
1:39:21Animal?
1:39:22No.
1:39:23Place?
1:39:24No.
1:39:24Food?
1:39:25No.
1:39:26It's so confusing and chaotic.
1:39:27Maybe.
1:39:28Do I know this?
1:39:29Yes!
1:39:30Have I experienced this?
1:39:32Can be.

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