Minecraft But We're Blind, Deaf, Mute & Drunk — Transcript

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1. 0:00I'm blind.
2. 0:02>> I'm death.
3. 0:04>> What a loser.
4. 0:07>> And I'm going to be I'm I'm going to be
5. 0:09I'm going to be drinking.
6. 0:17All right. Welcome everyone to Blind,
7. 0:19Deaf, Mute, and Drunk. I'm the drunk
8. 0:22one, so I'm going to be I'm I'm going to
9. 0:23be drinking. Nollie is blind, so he
10. 0:25can't see anything. Can you see
11. 0:26anything?
12. 0:27>> Um
13. 0:28>> Oh, no man.
14. 0:28>> Oh god. Hell no.
15. 0:29>> Mustard is deaf, so he can't hear
16. 0:31anything. And Triy is mute, so he can't
17. 0:33talk, but he can still hear me.
18. 0:35>> Mhm.
19. 0:36>> Anyways,
20. 0:37>> what's going on?
21. 0:38>> Okay, I'll pick you up. I'll pick you up
22. 0:39so we can talk. Okay.
23. 0:40>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Put me in front of a
24. 0:42tree.
25. 0:43>> Put me to work, bro.
26. 0:44>> I'll put you in front of a tree. Yeah.
27. 0:45>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let me know.
28. 0:47>> All right. No, no, no. Look up. Wait.
29. 0:49Look left. You can hear the wood. You
30. 0:50should be able to hear the wood, right?
31. 0:52>> I'm not hearing it.
32. 0:53>> Okay. Turn right. Yeah. Yeah. There.
33. 0:55There you go. There you go. There you
34. 0:56go. There you go. All right. We're
35. 0:57getting wood now. Let's go. So, I know
36. 0:59you guys really like the blind deaf and
37. 1:00mute videos and you also like the jerk
38. 1:02videos. So, I decided to mix the two and
39. 1:04now I'm bulletproof. Nothing to lose.
40. 1:09Fire away. Fire away. Most definitely
41. 1:13singing and I'm just I'm going to be
42. 1:16drinking. So, this is going to be super
43. 1:17chaotic and I think we're going to make
44. 1:19like no progress. But, we have to beat
45. 1:21the game. And for the first time,
46. 1:22there's no horror mods. Well, there is.
47. 1:24I I left the cave dweller, but other
48. 1:26than that, there's nothing else. So,
49. 1:28we'll see what happens. I think we
50. 1:29should be able to beat the game because
51. 1:30I can obviously play and I don't think
52. 1:32I'm going to get so drunk to the point
53. 1:33where
54. 1:38>> what? Anyways, all right. Let me get
55. 1:40stone tools. I think me and Gravel are
56. 1:42going to make a lot of progress because
57. 1:44he just can't hear. So, he can just play
58. 1:45the game, but that's going to be very
59. 1:47annoying to keep track of him cuz where
60. 1:49has he gone? He's over this way. Let me
61. 1:51go get Gravel.
62. 1:52>> Okay.
63. 1:56gravel. Oh, he's deaf. Hello everybody.
64. 1:59My name is Little Mustard and I like to
65. 2:02have fun in Minecraft. Yes,
66. 2:04>> Vick is punching me cuz he's a stupid
67. 2:06idiot. He's like, "Oh, I'M GOING TO
68. 2:08PUNCH HIM."
69. 2:09>> HE THINKS I KNOW WHAT HE WHAT I'm trying
70. 2:10to say to him and he's going to place a
71. 2:12sign.
72. 2:13>> Let me monologue. Get the out of my
73. 2:15house then, you [laughter]
74. 2:21>> Anyways, guys, welcome back to another
75. 2:23video. We I already said that. All
76. 2:25right. All right. Let me grab this
77. 2:26lantern. Uh, unlit lantern. What the
78. 2:29hell? It's going to be really hard to
79. 2:31communicate with people because
80. 2:32obviously in the blind deaf and mute
81. 2:34videos, it's, you know, hard to
82. 2:35communicate already. But keeping track
83. 2:37of four people is going to be so hard.
84. 2:39But I mean, at least everyone can see
85. 2:41except
86. 2:42>> what?
87. 2:44>> Wait. Okay.
88. 2:45>> But I mean, Trippy's got a pretty good
89. 2:47game plan, right?
90. 2:50>> Yeah. Wait, no. Trippy, do you like
91. 2:53food?
92. 2:56Okay. I don't I don't know what that
93. 2:57means. Yo, Dolly, let me bring you to
94. 2:59the house. I forgot about you for a
95. 3:00second. I'll take you to the house.
96. 3:02Don't worry.
97. 3:02>> Okay. Am I holding wood?
98. 3:04>> Yes, but I'm I'm No, I'm carrying you
99. 3:07right now.
100. 3:09>> Uh, you're too fat. I can't get you in.
101. 3:11Oh, wait. No, you're in.
102. 3:12>> Okay, here. I'm going to throw the wood.
103. 3:14>> Okay. Okay. Okay. W strats, bro. Oh,
104. 3:18seven locks. Two lock. How'd you get so
105. 3:20much, bro?
106. 3:21>> I was fighting my way around. WW.
107. 3:24>> I also know how to mine a tree.
108. 3:25>> I mean, for reference,
109. 3:26>> from what I can tell, this house looks
110. 3:28nice. Yeah. Wow.
111. 3:29>> For reference, pixels, pull up.
112. 3:32>> My cat just fell off the PC. Oh my god.
113. 3:34This is what Nolly can see. I'm going to
114. 3:36send you the picture, Pixels. He just
115. 3:37put like What is that?
116. 3:38>> Is that tarmac?
117. 3:39>> It's a No, it's a it's a towel I
118. 3:42showered with this morning.
119. 3:44>> Ew.
120. 3:45>> It's not that weird.
121. 3:46>> I'm just going to keep talking so there
122. 3:48I can provide some entertainment value.
123. 3:50I don't really know what I'm doing as a
124. 3:52deaf person, even though I'm deaf and
125. 3:54efficiency three wooden hoe.
126. 3:56>> Tripy, what's uh what's the game plan?
127. 4:00>> Okay, use U use a sign. Use just use a
128. 4:02sign.
129. 4:02>> Fortune one. They're all in this house
130. 4:04together. So, I wonder
131. 4:08>> I hear gravel.
132. 4:10>> It's like this way.
133. 4:11>> Trace, what did that say?
134. 4:12>> Oh, wait. I can't hear. What are their
135. 4:13disabilities again? This is drunk.
136. 4:16Nollie's blind. Nollie's blind.
137. 4:18>> You know what? I'm going to take a sip
138. 4:19for this. What a loser. He's saying hi
139. 4:22to me as if I care to talk to him. Hi
140. 4:25Molly.
141. 4:26>> Hi Mustard.
142. 4:29This is so hard. Only two of you can
143. 4:31hear me. But then they you can't like
144. 4:32talk back to me from Trippy.
145. 4:35>> Is it cheating?
146. 4:37>> To use TTS. What is that? What is TTS?
147. 4:41>> Yes. I don't I don't need to place the
148. 4:43signs.
149. 4:45>> No. No. This is cheating. Trippy. Does
150. 4:48anybody need food?
151. 4:50>> Look at this fat ass. Go do an emote for
152. 4:52me. No. Dad, I'm not going to give you
153. 4:54food. Do a cute emote for me.
154. 4:59[laughter]
155. 4:59>> Oh yeah. Let me see that box right
156. 5:01there.
157. 5:01>> What? What?
158. 5:03>> What the Wait, Nolly, what are you
159. 5:04doing?
160. 5:05>> Behind you.
161. 5:06>> What?
162. 5:06>> Behind you.
163. 5:07>> Wait. Nollie placed a sign that says 41
164. 5:1141 W. SHUT UP. [screaming]
165. 5:14[laughter]
166. 5:15>> Take the bread, bro.
167. 5:18Look at this fat piece of
168. 5:19[laughter]
169. 5:21>> My goodness. What's wrong with them?
170. 5:24>> What am I crafting?
171. 5:25>> It's already night time, bro. The horror
172. 5:27mods are going to come out, bro.
173. 5:31>> Man, just type it up.
174. 5:33>> There is barely any order mod.
175. 5:36>> Just cave dweller.
176. 5:38>> Yo, Trixie, you want
177. 5:40>> Yeah.
178. 5:42>> Okay, I guess they're going. Oh my god.
179. 5:44Nolly. hell. Nolly. Nolly, bro.
180. 5:46Nolly. Nolly, where? Nolly. Nolly, where
181. 5:49the are you going? How are you
182. 5:50navigating so well? I've picked you up.
183. 5:52Wait. Oh, I I can only pick you up if
184. 5:54I'm holding nothing, so I can't really
185. 5:55see where I'm going right now.
186. 5:56>> I'm just walking forward, bro.
187. 5:58>> All right, we're going to go to this
188. 5:59tower. Oops. Sorry. We're going to go to
189. 6:01this tower.
190. 6:02>> How does the picking up work? I'm I'm
191. 6:04pressing W. Is it doing anything?
192. 6:06>> No, I'm carrying you. So, we're going to
193. 6:07go to this tower to get some loot. Oh,
194. 6:09there's an enderman. Oh my god.
195. 6:11>> Oh, where?
196. 6:12>> Let me just drop you here. Okay, let me
197. 6:14pick you back up. Where? Don't kill the
198. 6:16Enderman. No, don't do that. Bad. Bad
199. 6:18Nollie. Um, okay. I'm going to leave
200. 6:20you. Ow. Ow.
201. 6:22>> Stop. Stop. Okay, stay down here. I'll
202. 6:25be right back.
203. 6:27What do we got here? We got some food.
204. 6:28This is actually way harder than I
205. 6:30thought it'll be. It's like almost
206. 6:32impossible to do anything because we
207. 6:34can't communicate like at all. Actually,
208. 6:35I'mma pick this bed up. Let's That's W
209. 6:39fine right there.
210. 6:42>> Let's go. I'm free. Oh, Enderman.
211. 6:45What about here? What? Who looted this?
212. 6:49Did someone loot this? I'm going down,
213. 6:51bro. I'm going down. Pixels, show me
214. 6:53what um the other two are doing. Ty and
215. 6:55Gravel, what are they doing right now?
216. 6:57>> So, what's your disability again? Oh,
217. 6:59you can't talk. We're kind of perfect
218. 7:01for each other. Hey,
219. 7:02>> like
220. 7:03>> I'm Helen and you're Keller. [laughter]
221. 7:06>> That's actually perfect.
222. 7:07>> Where's Nollie gone, bro? Oh my god,
223. 7:10this guy. I can lowkey get some ender
224. 7:13pearls early because we need to beat the
225. 7:14game and we don't cheat around here. So,
226. 7:16it's going to be it's going to be quite
227. 7:18hard. Booyah. Where's Nollie? How's he
228. 7:21in a hole, bro? Nollie, bro. Nollie.
229. 7:25>> Oh my god. What are you doing?
230. 7:27>> Wait, what?
231. 7:28>> You're in a hole.
232. 7:30>> Oh, yeah. No.
233. 7:32Yeah.
234. 7:32>> All right. You can stay down there, bro.
235. 7:34>> Wait, wait, wait. Okay. All right. Deal.
236. 7:36>> Anyways, let's go see what the other
237. 7:37guys are doing. Just every now and then
238. 7:39Pixels just cut to Nollie's POV and we
239. 7:41can see what what he's doing in in the
240. 7:43humble abode.
241. 7:48[groaning]
242. 7:49>> One pearl. One pearl. Okay. Okay. We're
243. 7:51making progress. Yo, Chipsy.
244. 7:52>> I don't know. I don't
245. 7:55>> I I'm got one ender pearl.
246. 7:56>> Oh. Yo, Vick, I got a pearl.
247. 8:00>> I got one as well.
248. 8:01>> Yeah.
249. 8:01>> I guess I'll hold on to that. Oh, yeah.
250. 8:03Get get iron and make yourself a
251. 8:05pickaxe. We need to go mining in the
252. 8:06cave. Yo, we're low key
253. 8:08>> making progress. Where's Dolly?
254. 8:10>> Ollie is in a hole.
255. 8:11>> What the
256. 8:12>> But Trippy, look at this sign,
257. 8:14bro.
258. 8:15>> Why do I make you
259. 8:16>> in a hole? He's just going to sit there.
260. 8:18>> Yo, no, that's not cool. He said he's
261. 8:20cliff farming.
262. 8:21>> Yeah, he said that.
263. 8:22>> Can we Can we go down caving then?
264. 8:24Pixels cut to bo.
265. 8:26>> All right, I'm going to play some Clash
266. 8:27Royale. All right, let's see how the
267. 8:29game goes. I'm playing a I got Dark
268. 8:31Prince. All right, Log Bade versus
269. 8:34Sparky. That's fine. ravine
270. 8:37right here.
271. 8:39>> Oh, we found a cave. We found a cave.
272. 8:40All right.
273. 8:41>> Oh. Oh Oh
274. 8:44>> WE GOT A
275. 8:44>> OH
276. 8:46>> OH MY GOODNESS. We got a cave in this.
277. 8:48Look at this. Oh my
278. 8:52>> shut up, bro. Oh god. People.
279. 8:55>> Okay, we're good. We're good. We're
280. 8:56good. We're good. Um, anything over
281. 8:58here? No, just a bunch of water. Uh,
282. 9:00Trippy, find iron. Get iron and coal.
283. 9:03Iron and coal. I'm scared.
284. 9:07>> What the Oh my god, that's disgusting.
285. 9:10That's probably one of the most
286. 9:11disgusting things I've ever had in my
287. 9:12life. Boom.
288. 9:13>> Wait, you found me? I
289. 9:15>> Hello. Hello.
290. 9:17>> How the did Nollie get
291. 9:18>> Yo, I was digging down for a 3 minutes,
292. 9:21bro.
293. 9:21>> He knows how to fast.
294. 9:22>> Nollie, bro, how did you How did you get
295. 9:24over here?
296. 9:24>> I was digging down. I think I found like
297. 9:26a tunnel.
298. 9:27>> Yeah, I think you dug into our cave.
299. 9:28>> Yeah, I think so. Can I get some tools,
300. 9:30guys? Like a pickaxe, maybe?
301. 9:31>> Yeah. Yeah, I'm taking you down into the
302. 9:33cave. This is going to be so interesting
303. 9:34for you to watch back. Me carrying
304. 9:36>> I don't know what the is happening.
305. 9:39>> Well, right now we're in a cave and
306. 9:40we're looking for coal and iron.
307. 9:43>> They put the spawn rate for Enderman on
308. 9:45like a thousand.
309. 9:46>> What is he talking about?
310. 9:48>> Bro, I hear I do hear a lot of Enderman.
311. 9:50>> Yeah, there is a lot of Enderman, but
312. 9:51it's because all got cancelled.
313. 9:53>> Do a side quest. Can I kill an Enderman?
314. 9:55>> Go for it, bro. Let me give you a boat.
315. 9:56>> All right, I need you to gear me up
316. 9:58then.
317. 9:59>> Oh, this guy's already dying.
318. 10:01Uh, take um, let me make you a stone
319. 10:04axe.
320. 10:05>> Okay.
321. 10:06>> Okay. Wait.
322. 10:07>> Click um, click control Q right now.
323. 10:12Control Q. Why? Okay. Okay. You have an
324. 10:14axe now. Walk forward.
325. 10:15>> Okay. Which hand? Which hand is my axe
326. 10:17in? This is number one.
327. 10:18>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Walk forward.
328. 10:21>> And then um, Okay. No. No. Jump and walk
329. 10:23forward and stop. Okay. Now hold D.
330. 10:29Oh no. Why'd you turn your head,
331. 10:31you dumbass? Okay, now you have to walk
332. 10:33forward and Okay, STOP TURNING YOUR
333. 10:34HEAD.
334. 10:35>> YO, PIXELS, can you make like a montage
335. 10:37of like, you know, where they break and
336. 10:38it's like [music] and it insta breaks.
337. 10:41You know what I'm saying? I'll I'll
338. 10:42break more iron for you so you can do a
339. 10:44larger edit. Just make sure to do it,
340. 10:46please.
341. 10:50>> Damn, we lowkey need more iron so he can
342. 10:52do the edit and I can make him work
343. 10:54overtime. And Vix is like, "You need to
344. 10:55stop making my editor work so much. Walk
345. 10:57forward and jump for like a second.
346. 11:00>> Mhm.
347. 11:00>> Okay. Okay. Now hold D again.
348. 11:04>> Okay. OKAY. OKAY. NO. WHY DID YOU DO IT
349. 11:06AGAIN? OKAY. CLICK A FOR LIKE A SPLIT
350. 11:08SECOND. OKAY. One more time. Okay. Stop.
351. 11:10You clicked it 10 times. What the
352. 11:12was that, bro? I said I Bro, I said
353. 11:13click this button once and you click it
354. 11:1510 times. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now
355. 11:18wait. Swing. Oh. Okay. Now move your
356. 11:21mouse a bit to the left. What are you
357. 11:23hitting now? Maybe a little bit more to
358. 11:25the left. Okay. Wait. Wait. Wait. Move
359. 11:26your mouse to the left. Wait. Oh, yeah.
360. 11:28Yeah. Yeah. We can I I realized we can
361. 11:30pick him up and put him in the right
362. 11:31place.
363. 11:32>> Good idea. Okay. Okay. Move your mouse
364. 11:34to the left. A bit more. A bit more.
365. 11:38Okay. Now, swing. What? What are you
366. 11:40hitting? A bit more to the left. Yeah.
367. 11:42Yeah. Keep swinging. Keep swinging. Keep
368. 11:45swinging. Keep swinging. Yes, bro. Oh my
369. 11:49god. Give me.
370. 11:50>> There's no ender, bro. Okay. Now,
371. 11:52Trippy's you.
372. 11:55>> Okay. Hi, Trippy.
373. 11:56>> Hey, Trippy. Do you want some food?
374. 12:00>> There you go.
375. 12:00>> Do I need food?
376. 12:01>> I don't know. I'll drop some food. And
377. 12:03>> what inventory slot is?
378. 12:04>> Oh, it was the one that you that was you
379. 12:06was holding. [music] Wait,
380. 12:07>> this one?
381. 12:08>> No, two.
382. 12:09>> This one.
383. 12:09>> Try two.
384. 12:10>> This one? Yeah. Hold right click.
385. 12:13>> Wow. I wonder what gravel's doing right
386. 12:15now.
387. 12:16>> Actually, where am I? I don't know. But
388. 12:19pixels. Pixels. Should I go to the
389. 12:21Nether without them right now? That be
390. 12:25kind of funny.
391. 12:27>> Okay, now cut to tripsy inflation.
392. 12:30[laughter]
393. 12:31>> All right, Ollie, we're going to leave
394. 12:32you here and we're going to go get some
395. 12:33iron. Me and Triy. All right.
396. 12:34>> Wait, give me a pickaxe. Give me a
397. 12:36pickaxe.
398. 12:36>> Um, there you go.
399. 12:38>> It'll be in your Oh, Triy picked it up
400. 12:40because he's fat.
401. 12:41>> Okay, I have it. I have it.
402. 12:42>> No, no, you have it now. And you're
403. 12:43holding it.
404. 12:44>> Okay. So, I just dig down.
405. 12:47>> Yeah. Yeah. Goodbye.
406. 12:49>> Yeah. All right. Bye.
407. 12:50>> All right, Chipsy. Let's go. I'm
408. 12:51surprised we haven't found any iron.
409. 12:53Considering
410. 12:55this game's ginormous,
411. 12:56>> I'm on my way. I'm going to dig down
412. 12:59till I hit lava or I get a block of
413. 13:03diamond.
414. 13:05Oh, that's really not good.
415. 13:09Oh, I just watched Nolly fall into a big
416. 13:10hole. You can you can talk for a second.
417. 13:12Come on. I know you can talk.
418. 13:14>> I don't know what you're talking about,
419. 13:15but I can't talk.
420. 13:16>> Oh my god, he's a fraud. I know there
421. 13:18isn't any horror mods in this, but I'm
422. 13:20lowkey still like kind of scared that
423. 13:22horror mod will come out because there
424. 13:23is the cave dweller. So, I'm a little
425. 13:25bit on edge. And this feels like OG
426. 13:27horror. You know, when there's only like
427. 13:28one mod that you have to watch out for.
428. 13:37I'm about to go to the Nether. Vix is
429. 13:39going to get pissed off at me. Watch.
430. 13:40He's going to like cheat and and do some
431. 13:42command and be like, "No, dude. You have
432. 13:43to make the video longer." Watch. You
433. 13:45ready? Watch. Watch. Watch. Pixels.
434. 13:46Please, please put it in the video, bro.
435. 13:48Please. So funny. I'm just going to go
436. 13:50back through [laughter]
437. 13:52Musa's in the Nether, bro. We need to
438. 13:54get the cards on these portal with off
439. 13:55this pole. Bro, what's the speed running
440. 13:57all by himself? Um, okay. Under Oh,
441. 14:03I asked him to give us calls and he
442. 14:04said, "I'm under you." Jesus Christ. Oh,
443. 14:07he's Oh, it's down here. It's down here.
444. 14:09It's down here. Wait, wait, wait.
445. 14:10Chipsy, get in,
446. 14:12Chipsy.
447. 14:13Bro, what is happening?
448. 14:16I got an ed. I got another ed,
449. 14:19>> bro. Vix,
450. 14:20>> what's up, bro?
451. 14:20>> I'm so upset at you, bro.
452. 14:22>> Why?
453. 14:22>> I Because, bro, I built the portal and I
454. 14:25was literally saying, "Pixels, put put
455. 14:27my POV on screen of me saying that Vix
456. 14:30is going to get pissed off at me for
457. 14:31building a portal too fast so we can
458. 14:32make the video longer." And I was hoping
459. 14:34you would like TP me back to you or
460. 14:36something and be like, "No, stop it."
461. 14:37>> But you didn't, bro. You were just like,
462. 14:39"Drop cords." So now it's like I just
463. 14:40look like an idiot now.
464. 14:43>> You are. Oh, look, bro. But what a
465. 14:45supportive friend. Yo, you.
466. 14:46>> What is going on on my screen right now?
467. 14:50>> Like I hear slimes and you guys are
468. 14:52saying you're taking turns with me.
469. 14:54[laughter]
470. 14:55>> Sounds sloppy as right now, bro.
471. 14:57I'm getting the away from you guys,
472. 14:58bro.
473. 15:00>> bro. [laughter]
474. 15:02>> Okay. Wait. No. Noie. No. Ollie, look
475. 15:04down. Right click. Okay. Your spawn just
476. 15:06got stuck. Okay.
477. 15:07>> All right. Bet.
478. 15:08>> There's so many people talking.
479. 15:10>> Where are you guys going?
480. 15:12>> Where are you guys going without me? Yo,
481. 15:14well yo, it's like a me and Triy thing.
482. 15:16Okay, if you could just like
483. 15:18>> Why?
484. 15:19>> It's a me Why am I not invited? Why am I
485. 15:22at least just like like just get out of
486. 15:23our wishes? Thank you.
487. 15:25>> Why am I not invited? Wait, wait, wait,
488. 15:27wait, wait, wait. Why am I not invited?
489. 15:28>> Go away, bro.
490. 15:29>> Why am I not invited?
491. 15:30>> All right, Trixie, he's gone, right? Oh,
492. 15:32okay. He's gone. So,
493. 15:34>> basically, I just like, you know, over
494. 15:36the past few months, I'm just like,
495. 15:39yeah, just just like really in LOVE WITH
496. 15:40YOU. WHAT?
497. 15:42>> Like as a person, you know?
498. 15:45>> Like I love everything you're about,
499. 15:46Trixie.
500. 15:48>> Oh,
501. 15:48>> I got you, girl. I got you.
502. 15:50>> Why does he want this backpack?
503. 15:51>> Bang.
504. 15:53>> Bang.
505. 15:55>> Bang. How many pearls?
506. 15:57>> You wanted to give me pearls. Uh, I have
507. 15:59eight. I have eight. I don't want this
508. 16:00backpack. It's lowkey like
509. 16:03>> Let's get 14. Oh my god.
510. 16:05>> Oh my gosh, bro. I just saved you on
511. 16:07Wahi. Oh, I didn't. I did not save, bro.
512. 16:11I mean, yeah, I saved, bro. Look, he's
513. 16:12still here.
514. 16:13>> It's so annoying that Grandma can't hit
515. 16:14me cuz he talks so much, doesn't he? Am
516. 16:17>> I [laughter] not?
517. 16:18>> Wait, Triy, go get the iron. Iron, iron,
518. 16:20iron. I have I have extra anyway,
519. 16:24>> bro. I got you. Look at that. Six iron
520. 16:26right there. And I'm going to make a
521. 16:27chest plate. I'm a little uh I'm a
522. 16:30little sneaky poo.
523. 16:32>> Mhm.
524. 16:35What What are you doing? [clears throat]
525. 16:37Genuinely, what are you doing? just
526. 16:39making noises, bro. What the
527. 16:42[screaming]
528. 16:45I DIDN'T SEE THAT, BRO. RUN. RUN. YOU
529. 16:47KNOW THE THE COWBOY singing kid that's
530. 16:49like, I don't want to set the world on
531. 16:51fire.
532. 16:55Oh, there's a bad guy right there. I'm
533. 16:57just going TO
534. 16:59[screaming]
535. 17:01Oh Oh Oh
536. 17:03>> It's not so funny. It's not so funny
537. 17:05now. It's not so funny.
538. 17:07Oh, I got it in a web. Wait, I can do
539. 17:09that. I can't do that. I lied. I can't
540. 17:11do that. Oh my gosh. [screaming]
541. 17:14>> What is happening?
542. 17:15>> Wait, am I getting away from it?
543. 17:17>> Did it Did it leave? Oh my gosh, it
544. 17:19left.
545. 17:20>> Wow. I'm the goat. I survived that. You
546. 17:22didn't.
547. 17:22>> See, this is why the cage boiler is good
548. 17:24on its own cuz that actually got
549. 17:26me. It so it was so unexpected.
550. 17:29[screaming and crying]
551. 17:32Chy, what's up? What's up, Chy? What's
552. 17:35up? Why are you running?
553. 17:37Why are you holding a [laughter]
554. 17:40Where the you get him from? Yo, let
555. 17:43go of it, bro. Yo, that deserves a sip,
556. 17:46bro.
557. 17:46>> Hello.
558. 17:48[laughter]
559. 17:48>> Huh?
560. 17:49>> I need to refill my drink. Oh, Norley
561. 17:51left.
562. 17:52>> Bro, why are there there's so Oh,
563. 17:56pixels. He deleted zombies off of the
564. 17:59off of like the spawning thing, so
565. 18:00zombies can't spawn, but zombie
566. 18:02villagers can still spawn because it's a
567. 18:04different mob. [laughter]
568. 18:06What a stupid idiot. I bet he totally
569. 18:08thinks I'm not talking smack about him
570. 18:09right now, but I totally am. Wait, I
571. 18:11wonder if you can pick up an enderman.
572. 18:13Oh, you cat. What do you want? I lost my
573. 18:16friend.
574. 18:17>> You lost your CO 19 friend, right?
575. 18:19>> Yeah.
576. 18:21>> What the are you doing?
577. 18:22>> Gosh, please give me your pearls. I just
578. 18:24want to pop them in my mouth and have
579. 18:25the juices.
580. 18:27Oh my gosh. That's the noise it makes
581. 18:29when you pop them in your mouth. Oh, I
582. 18:30got 14. I got 14. Okay, Vix is going to
583. 18:33be real happy with this this stuff I did
584. 18:35just now. Okay, watch watch. He's going
585. 18:38to be so happy when I tell him the news.
586. 18:40Ready? Watch this. Pixels. Ready? Put
587. 18:41like a happy emoji on the screen. Look.
588. 18:44Bang. 14 ender pearls.
589. 18:53[laughter] Oh, Nollie's back. What the
590. 18:55hell? We just need um we just need blaze
591. 18:57rods now. Okay,
592. 18:58>> let's help get a blaze rod. Interesting.
593. 19:02Okay. Uh
594. 19:04on that
595. 19:05>> bike for 14 years.
596. 19:07>> What?
597. 19:07>> Let's go to the next.
598. 19:08>> All right.
599. 19:09>> You see how we're ALL OH WHAT'S
600. 19:12HAPPENING?
601. 19:13>> OH, there's a gas, bro.
602. 19:16>> All right. No, I got you. It's okay.
603. 19:17>> What?
604. 19:18>> How did trips? How did you end up up
605. 19:20there?
606. 19:21>> Oh, he's in another portal. Oh.
607. 19:24Oh, Hello. Uhoh. That's not good.
608. 19:27>> Do you want me to magic? Well, magic.
609. 19:30What?
610. 19:33[laughter]
611. 19:34What? Can I? Yeah, I just
612. 19:36spawned in, bro. [laughter]
613. 19:38Okay, I will be the designated nollie
614. 19:40picker uper. Oh, I guess not. Oh, I
615. 19:42guess so. Let's get him to fortress and
616. 19:44get him to kill a blaze. I agree.
617. 19:46>> That's not even where my sign is. How's
618. 19:48he?
619. 19:49>> Oh, ooh, that's stuff.
620. 19:52>> Oh my gosh. I found the fortress.
621. 19:53>> I found the fortress.
622. 19:54>> Me, too. Me, too. Me, too. Me, too. I
623. 19:56found it. I found it. Okay. Making a
624. 19:58staircase. Triy place a block.
625. 20:00>> Wait, wait, wait. Mustard, mustard,
626. 20:01mustard.
627. 20:01>> Oh, he can attack.
628. 20:02>> Okay, here. Wait,
629. 20:05stop it. Wait, why are you picking me up
630. 20:08for
631. 20:09>> No, wait. I need to hide. I can't
632. 20:12pick him up when he's on fire. Build a
633. 20:13wall. Build a wall. Build a wall. Build
634. 20:15a wall.
635. 20:15>> Bro,
636. 20:17build a wall. Oh my god. This guy used
637. 20:20to shut up,
638. 20:20>> dick, bro. What are you, bro? Why are
639. 20:23you putting me down there, bro?
640. 20:24>> Hey, nollie. No, NO, NO.
641. 20:27OH MY GOD, BRO. OH MY GOD. off,
642. 20:31bro. Holy God, it's I'm not
643. 20:34recording with gravel for these types of
644. 20:36videos, bro. It's impossible.
645. 20:38Look, why has he got his phone
646. 20:39on? ringer.
647. 20:41>> You give him a stone axe?
648. 20:43>> THE DO I GIVE HIM? Do I give him a
649. 20:45dildo? What do you want me to
650. 20:47do? All right. As soon as I tell you to
651. 20:49swing, you're just going to start
652. 20:50swinging and moving your your your
653. 20:52>> Okay. Okay. All right. Let me know, man.
654. 20:54He's just going to start swinging in
655. 20:56circles. Let me actually place a a light
656. 20:58down here. Wait, Trixie, can you start
657. 20:59mining out the area for more spawn?
658. 21:01Okay. Okay. Swing, swing, SWING, SWING,
659. 21:03SWING.
660. 21:04>> OH, WE'RE WAITING FOR blazes to spawn.
661. 21:06>> Okay. Okay.
662. 21:07>> Be okay.
663. 21:09>> All right,
664. 21:11[laughter] Trixie, you can be a little
665. 21:12bit more helpful than laughing
666. 21:14in the corner. giggle All
667. 21:15right. Swing, swing, swing.
668. 21:19Oh god, I think I'm holding him too
669. 21:21close to the blazers and now I got hit.
670. 21:22Oh my god. I need to pick you up. I need
671. 21:24to pick you up to fix it. Oh, I can't.
672. 21:26Oh, hell no. Swing. Okay, just keep
673. 21:29swinging. Just keep swinging. Keep
674. 21:30swinging. KEEP SWINGING. KEEP SWINGING.
675. 21:31OH. OH Oh Oh Wait. I
676. 21:34had to put you down for a second. Okay.
677. 21:36Okay. I'M PICKED YOU UP.
678. 21:38>> OH OH.
679. 21:40>> OKAY.
680. 21:41>> You might burn to death. No, you
681. 21:42haven't. You haven't. You haven't. I
682. 21:44have you picked up again. We're going to
683. 21:45get you a kill on the blazes, bro.
684. 21:47>> I want to do it as well. I I can do it.
685. 21:49>> Oh, swing, Nolly. Swing. Keep swinging.
686. 21:51Swing. All right, I'm doing it.
687. 21:53>> Swing. Swing. Yeah. Up, up, up, up, up,
688. 21:56>> up. Okay.
689. 21:57>> Oh
690. 21:58>> Where? Where? Where?
691. 21:59>> Okay. Wait. Up. Swing. Keep swinging.
692. 22:02Down.
693. 22:02>> Oh, I HIT IT.
694. 22:03>> SWING. YES. [screaming]
695. 22:06>> Oh my god. OH OH. LET ME GET YOU
696. 22:10OUT OF HERE. OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD.
697. 22:13WHERE'S THE WALL GONE? WHERE'S THE WALL
698. 22:15GONE?
699. 22:16>> GUYS, how'd I do?
700. 22:17>> You killed him. First try. Let's go. Oh,
701. 22:20first try. Wow.
702. 22:23Wow. It was easy. [laughter]
703. 22:31>> Okay, Mr. Piglin. Oh, actually, do you
704. 22:33want to trade with me? Maybe I'll give
705. 22:34it a shot. Give me a stack of ender
706. 22:36pearls.
707. 22:39Pixels.
708. 22:40Okay, I know it's a big ask, but can you
709. 22:43edit the fireball to look like a pearl?
710. 22:45And then I'll give you a big reaction
711. 22:47right here, and you just put my reaction
712. 22:48over it. Oh my gosh, he just gave me
713. 22:50pearl. or No, no, no. That's That's
714. 22:51okay. Too scripted. I'll be like, "Oh my
715. 22:52gosh, no way." Yo, thank you, Mr.
716. 22:54Piglin. Thanks for the pearls, bro. He's
717. 22:55like, "Yo, I got you, twin."
718. 22:58>> All right, let's get a second kill. Oh,
719. 22:59you're on fire. It's okay. Keep
720. 23:01swinging. Keep swinging. Keep swinging.
721. 23:02>> All right, I'm doing it.
722. 23:04>> Keep swinging. Keep swinging. Oh. Oh,
723. 23:06no.
724. 23:06>> I got a hit. I got a hit.
725. 23:07>> You're good. You're good. You're good.
726. 23:08You're good.
727. 23:09>> I got
728. 23:10>> All right.
729. 23:11>> Let me give you some food.
730. 23:12>> All right. Where is it?
731. 23:13>> No. No. Yes.
732. 23:16>> Okay. Go back one. Hold right quick.
733. 23:18There you go. There you go. All right.
734. 23:19Swing, swing, swing, swing. Look up.
735. 23:21Look up.
736. 23:22>> Oh, okay. He's so high up. He's so high
737. 23:24up.
738. 23:25>> Swing. Swing. Swing. Swing. Look down.
739. 23:28>> SWING AGAIN. YES. [screaming]
740. 23:30OH, THERE'S SO MANY. [laughter] OH MY
741. 23:32GOD.
742. 23:32>> I'm so good at playing Minecraft blind.
743. 23:34>> You are very good. Look at me. Look at
744. 23:36Look at me in the eyes.
745. 23:37>> Yo, Vick, we should
746. 23:38>> make like a wall.
747. 23:40>> Why is he slowly turning his head to me?
748. 23:42>> What do you think this is, bro?
749. 23:44>> Why, bro? No, sensitivity is on a
750. 23:46million. Nobody's picking you up. Stand
751. 23:48still. Okay.
752. 23:48>> Look up [laughter] a little bit like
753. 23:5050%. Oh, bad.
754. 23:54>> Okay. Wait, what?
755. 23:55>> He said 50% and you shot.
756. 23:57[laughter]
757. 23:59>> You're range betting him, Nolly. Keep
758. 24:00going. Keep going, Nie. Ke range
759. 24:02bing.
760. 24:02>> You got to look
761. 24:03>> straight.
762. 24:04>> Okay,
763. 24:05>> that's No, that's [laughter]
764. 24:08good. That's good. We're getting
765. 24:09somewhere.
766. 24:10>> Oh, wait. I did it. Oh,lly, look down
767. 24:12distance, but downward.
768. 24:14>> No, that's that's too much.
769. 24:16>> Dolly, look up. Okay.
770. 24:17>> Just a little bit up. No. [laughter]
771. 24:20>> Yeah, bro. I got it.
772. 24:22>> Yeah, I got it, man. Yeah, I'm going to
773. 24:23hit it.
774. 24:24>> Someone draw a fat out of this, please.
775. 24:26Oh my god, [laughter]
776. 24:28I'm going to hit it.
777. 24:29>> What the Okay, right there. Right
778. 24:30there.
779. 24:31>> Oh [screaming]
780. 24:31>> Wait, I hit it.
781. 24:33>> Oh my gosh. On my life, you're killing
782. 24:34it.
783. 24:35>> Yo, you're killing it.
784. 24:35>> Wait. Swing. Okay, nollie. A bit down.
785. 24:39>> Oh,
786. 24:39>> Down. Down.
787. 24:40>> You got it. You got it. You got it. You
788. 24:42got it, Nolly.
789. 24:43>> Oh Wait. Really?
790. 24:44>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, there's
791. 24:47another one.
792. 24:47>> Kill it.
793. 24:48>> Keep hitting it. Keep hitting it, Ollie.
794. 24:49Oh You're him up.
795. 24:51Oh.
796. 24:52>> Oh, wait. You're going to
797. 24:56>> I'll start.
798. 24:56stop hitting me, you
799. 24:58I'm putting you in a hole, bro.
800. 24:59Sit here.
801. 25:01>> Sit here and reflect about what you did.
802. 25:02Okay. How many rods,
803. 25:04>> bro? I have seven.
804. 25:05>> We have seven.
805. 25:06>> Go.
806. 25:07>> Um, you want to
807. 25:10>> Let's go.
808. 25:12>> Let's go.
809. 25:12>> Let's go.
810. 25:13>> No. No. I got you. Stop swinging. We're
811. 25:15leaving now.
812. 25:16>> All right, fine.
813. 25:17>> Okay, I guess we can just follow me.
814. 25:19Yeah.
815. 25:19>> Oh, yeah. Let's do it. Oh, you can't
816. 25:21hear me.
817. 25:23>> Oh my god. [laughter]
818. 25:24>> I'm dying.
819. 25:25>> Wait, stop swinging.
820. 25:27>> All right.
821. 25:27>> Wait. Look down. Look down. Stop
822. 25:29swinging.
823. 25:30>> Okay. All right. [laughter]
824. 25:33>> No. Keep swinging. Keep swinging. He
825. 25:35blocked us off. Trippy. Mine. Mine.
826. 25:38Trippy. Mine. Keep swinging. Keep
827. 25:39swinging. Keep swinging. Keep swinging.
828. 25:41Keep swinging. Look. Keep swinging. Keep
829. 25:43swinging. I'm like I'm getting
830. 25:46dizzy just just I forgot I'm
831. 25:48drunk and I I've been slowly like taking
832. 25:50sips and now I'm
833. 25:52>> I want to try to like go around or
834. 25:53something. Ladders. I I have ladders. I
835. 25:56can I can You want me to make a big
836. 25:58ladder?
837. 25:59>> We can go. Oh, Trippy, shut the up.
838. 26:03>> Yo, Nolly, I'm like you're climbing and
839. 26:06I'm climbing on your back.
840. 26:07>> Okay, I have 10 left.
841. 26:08>> Oh, really?
842. 26:09>> Where is
843. 26:10>> Oh, Oh, Oh, Help.
844. 26:11Trippy, help, Trippy. Oh my gosh. Kill
845. 26:14it. Kill it. But I think the OG portal
846. 26:15is like wait down here.
847. 26:20>> Uh I don't know how we're going to get
848. 26:21down there.
849. 26:22>> Wait.
850. 26:25>> Oh,
851. 26:28too doing that. Huh?
852. 26:30>> Yeah. I'm I'm like Oh, he can't hit me,
853. 26:32can he?
854. 26:33>> Oh, I found the portal. But I don't have
855. 26:35a [groaning] light.
856. 26:37>> Wait, wait. I have a singular piece of
857. 26:39wood. We can wood light it.
858. 26:42>> Oh, wow. Lovely. We're wood lining our
859. 26:44nether portal because we forgot to flare
860. 26:46the steel.
861. 26:46>> I don't think this is going to work, but
862. 26:49>> Oh, Trippy, throw the
863. 26:51thing back at the gas.
864. 26:53>> Go get the gas, Trippy. Trippsy. Trippy.
865. 26:55Trippy. What? Stop burning. Triy
866. 26:59My god. I think this deserves a
867. 27:02I think.
868. 27:03>> Bro, this is not
869. 27:04>> Wait, wait, wait. No, look up and swing.
870. 27:06>> Nolly, look up and swing.
871. 27:08>> Oh, no. No, no, you're too slow. Wait,
872. 27:10Nolly, look up and swing. Swing. Yeah,
873. 27:12I'm near you.
874. 27:13>> Oh, where my
875. 27:15>> You got it. You got it. You got it. You
876. 27:16got it, Nolly.
877. 27:18>> Nice.
878. 27:18>> Good bro.
879. 27:20>> My favorite bird, bro.
880. 27:21>> Chipsy, do you have the iron? Do you
881. 27:24have any iron?
882. 27:25>> Mhm.
883. 27:26>> Okay. Yeah. Oh my gosh.
884. 27:29>> Oh, hell yeah. We're smart, bro. Trippy,
885. 27:33give me one if you like food and three
886. 27:36if you don't like food.
887. 27:40Oh, that means he loves food.
888. 27:43>> What's that one bird?
889. 27:44>> What's that one bird from the Amazon?
890. 27:46Like a touch can
891. 27:48>> kind?
892. 27:48>> No, like Tupac. The bird. The one bird
893. 27:50from the Amazon. I don't know. It's like
894. 27:52It's like a mix between Tupac and Touch
895. 27:54can.
896. 27:54>> Two can.
897. 27:55>> Ah, there they're there.
898. 27:57>> Oh There's a guy after you. Oh
899. 27:59Oh I was just taking us to a
900. 28:01nice place we can talk and
901. 28:02>> I really like two cans.
902. 28:04>> Oh, we're going through. We're going
903. 28:06through. We're going through. Going
904. 28:07through.
905. 28:07>> All right. Send send me through, man.
906. 28:09>> All right, let's go, bro. We're in the
907. 28:10portal. We're in the portal. Let's go.
908. 28:14Oh, and he covered us up. All right,
909. 28:17>> I got you out, by the way.
910. 28:20>> THAT'S NOT MY WI-FI. THAT'S YOUR WI-FI.
911. 28:23YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO gets kicked.
912. 28:25>> Okay, now what should we do? I guess we
913. 28:27go to the end, right? Or maybe not the
914. 28:29end. Maybe we go to the stronghold. We
915. 28:31can get more gear at the stronghold. But
916. 28:33how are we going to get out of here?
917. 28:34>> My keyboard disconnected and it
918. 28:35froze my whole screen. I can't see.
919. 28:38>> Where did we put this little?
920. 28:40>> Yeah. [laughter]
921. 28:41>> Bark for me, Nollie.
922. 28:42>> He said bark for me. No. Hey, no way.
923. 28:45>> Hey,
924. 28:46>> bark.
925. 28:46>> Oh,
926. 28:48you're going to put you you're going to
927. 28:50put the heart and soul in there.
928. 28:51>> You've been waiting on me to like
929. 28:52>> Wait, you want me to bark again?
930. 28:53>> Lead us out.
931. 28:54>> Beat us out. Okay. I mean, I don't
932. 28:56really know the way out, but uh follow
933. 28:58me, guys. All right, we're following
934. 29:00Musty and we're going to leave and we're
935. 29:02going to get out and we're going to use
936. 29:03the eye of vendors that we got to locate
937. 29:05the stronghold and then go up this
938. 29:07water.
939. 29:07>> Yeah, I love what he talks over me.
940. 29:10>> That only makes sense. Let's go.
941. 29:12>> We're going to find the stronghold and
942. 29:13then once we find the stronghold, we can
943. 29:16um you know win.
944. 29:22>> We're going up.
945. 29:26Oh, Trip is not going to be able to get
946. 29:27up.
947. 29:29>> [screaming]
948. 29:31>> I guess I can just mine out.
949. 29:33>> Well, Trippy can see and speak, so it's
950. 29:35fine. He's He's He's doing fine. I think
951. 29:37I take a S for little Mustard Netherite.
952. 29:42>> What the is happening? This is such
953. 29:44a fever dream.
954. 29:46>> Gravel. Gravel. I want one.
955. 29:47>> HE CAN'T HEAR YOU. HE'S DEAF. Oh my god.
956. 29:50I need another drink. I need another
957. 29:52drink. That's what I need right now.
958. 29:55>> Oh Trips. Wait. Pixels. If you're
959. 29:58awesome, put a picture of gravel and
960. 30:01smear pee all over it this time.
961. 30:07Wait, nollie.
962. 30:08>> What? I'm What?
963. 30:10>> If I was you, bro. I would, bro.
964. 30:13>> Okay. It's just I can't be behind gravel
965. 30:15cuz he talks so much. You know what,
966. 30:16Nolly? Me and you, we can have a chat.
967. 30:18>> Let's What do What do you What do you
968. 30:19want to talk? What do you want to talk
969. 30:21about?
970. 30:21>> I just like I don't know. I think I
971. 30:23might like, you know, have feelings for
972. 30:25Trippy.
973. 30:25>> Trippy? The red and blue guy.
974. 30:28>> Yeah, the fat one.
975. 30:30>> Yeah, I know that one.
976. 30:31>> Yeah, that one.
977. 30:33>> Well, I think that
978. 30:34>> is He's just so like really cool and
979. 30:36just like like round.
980. 30:38>> I don't know where Trippy went. Trippy,
981. 30:40where you go? Anyways, so you like
982. 30:43Trippy, right?
983. 30:45>> Yeah,
984. 30:46>> I like Trippy, too, but I don't Oh,
985. 30:49>> I like I like Triy, bro.
986. 30:51>> You know when you get like the
987. 30:52>> Me Triy Me and Trippy forever. You know
988. 30:54when you get the drunk burps?
989. 30:56>> Yeah. Actually, no. I've never been
990. 30:57drunk before.
991. 30:58>> You've never drunk?
992. 30:59>> No. No. UK.
993. 31:00>> I'm drinking it in a teacup.
994. 31:02>> Sorry. You keep taking damage because
995. 31:04like you're running into the wall
996. 31:06climbing out.
997. 31:07>> Sorry. I'm not even touching my keyboard
998. 31:08right now. I'm like,
999. 31:09>> "No, it's cuz I'm carrying you and
1000. 31:10you're like clipping into the wall."
1001. 31:13>> Okay, that makes sense.
1002. 31:13>> Wait, where did they go?
1003. 31:14>> Eyes. We have the eyes.
1004. 31:16>> We do. Oh, we're we're up. We're up.
1005. 31:18We're all up here. We're all up here.
1006. 31:19It's It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
1007. 31:21>> Meet us around this this big cave.
1008. 31:23having to stay here.
1009. 31:24>> Well, I got you. I'll never let go.
1010. 31:25Okay, don't worry about it. Cuz I can
1011. 31:27actually talk to you and I can hear you,
1012. 31:28Nollie. So, at the end of the day,
1013. 31:29right, it's just me and you, Dolly. This
1014. 31:31is a me and Ollie video, right?
1015. 31:33>> Yeah.
1016. 31:33>> Yeah. Wait, I have to fart.
1017. 31:37>> Why the does Trippy is holding a
1018. 31:38chicken? What are you doing to that
1019. 31:40chicken? I mean, wait, wait, wait. Let's
1020. 31:41take a screeny tripy. Like, I'm holding
1021. 31:44my chicken and you're holding your
1022. 31:45chicken. Tough.
1023. 31:47>> It sure is this way, boys.
1024. 31:50Wow, they are so slow. Like this is
1025. 31:52ridiculous.
1026. 31:53>> I just said looking in the right way.
1027. 31:55>> Yeah. Yeah. He was looking in the
1028. 31:56perfect direction. Nor if anything I
1029. 31:59would say that it was more than perfect
1030. 32:00because nor you are perfect.
1031. 32:02>> Mhm. Mhm.
1032. 32:03>> A you guys are so nice to me.
1033. 32:05>> I know.
1034. 32:05>> I love you guys. I love you guys.
1035. 32:07>> Hey guys from the bottom of my heart. I
1036. 32:10love all of you besides Gravel.
1037. 32:13>> Yeah. I like how Gravel talks over me
1038. 32:14this entire video cuz he can't
1039. 32:16hear. Bro, the deaf person is actually
1040. 32:18the worst person to have, bro. It's so
1041. 32:20jarring. the most talkative person we
1042. 32:22made deaf so he can't hear anyone.
1043. 32:25>> It's gonna be funny.
1044. 32:25>> Trippy, keep up with that. That chicken
1045. 32:27is not that heavy, bro. Typy, do you
1046. 32:29need food?
1047. 32:30>> What is it going on over there, bro?
1048. 32:32>> Okay, let's keep going. I Trippy's
1049. 32:34carrying a chicken. This is so
1050. 32:36stupid. I bet Pixel is going to make a
1051. 32:38banger video out of this, though. Pixel,
1052. 32:39add a picture of me and you and me
1053. 32:42saying, "I love you,
1054. 32:44>> but I don't actually love you."
1055. 32:47>> Kiss.
1056. 32:48>> No.
1057. 32:48>> Oh, that's tough. That's tough.
1058. 32:50>> Pixels, put a picture of gravel. Well,
1059. 32:53wait. You already covered him in piss.
1060. 32:54Put a picture of gravel and cover him
1061. 32:57in.
1062. 32:59I don't know. Where's Trippy? Trippy's
1063. 33:01just gone. I'm carrying a whole person
1064. 33:03and he's carrying a whole chicken and
1065. 33:05he's somehow slower than me,
1066. 33:06>> bro. Just a chicken. It's nothing. It's
1067. 33:08light work.
1068. 33:09>> Exactly. He eats that all day.
1069. 33:10>> Am I supposed to be like stopping and
1070. 33:12like waiting for you guys or something?
1071. 33:14>> I think the peanut cereal.
1072. 33:17>> Hi, Nolly. How's it going? It's good on
1073. 33:20the line.
1074. 33:21>> The one where you suck the chocolate out
1075. 33:25of.
1076. 33:25>> The blind squirrel has found the nut.
1077. 33:28[laughter]
1078. 33:29>> Find your nut. Suck the chocolate out OF
1079. 33:31YOUR NUT.
1080. 33:31>> OH, WOW. GRAVEL.
1081. 33:34>> He has something important to say for
1082. 33:36sure.
1083. 33:36>> Do you think I can float over this?
1084. 33:38>> It's the the one time I've heard this
1085. 33:40guy talk.
1086. 33:43>> [laughter]
1087. 33:43>> Guys, if you're enjoying the video right
1088. 33:46now, if you're enjoying the video so
1089. 33:47far, comment chicken if you're a boy,
1090. 33:49but comment chicken if you're a girl and
1091. 33:51also comment chicken if you're anything
1092. 33:53else in between. So, everyone's going to
1093. 33:55comment chicken. Also, comment chicken
1094. 33:57if you are gay, if you are all the other
1095. 34:01stuff. Anyone can comment chicken.
1096. 34:02Everyone's free to comment as many
1097. 34:04chickens as they want.
1098. 34:05>> Wait, can someone sing with me but like
1099. 34:08follow up what I'm singing?
1100. 34:09>> Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you, bro. Come
1101. 34:10on down to the loser town.
1102. 34:13>> I don't know what song this is about.
1103. 34:16>> Molly's a clown and Vick has Down
1104. 34:19syndrome.
1105. 34:20>> Oh, I could sing.
1106. 34:24>> I accidentally dropped you. I'm sorry.
1107. 34:25Oh my god,
1108. 34:26>> bro.
1109. 34:27>> Try. What the Wait, there's two
1110. 34:28tickets on top of each other.
1111. 34:30>> What is that noise? No. What is that
1112. 34:31sound?
1113. 34:32>> Don't worry about it.
1114. 34:33>> No, bro. I have to worry about it, bro.
1115. 34:34What is that noise?
1116. 34:36>> What the are you doing? Wait, wait,
1117. 34:37wait, wait. Triy Triy, wait. Trippy,
1118. 34:39pick me up. Pick me up. Triy, look.
1119. 34:42Look. Oh, wait. Wait. Wait. We were on
1120. 34:43top of each other. Get off me. Get off
1121. 34:45me.
1122. 34:48Get off me. Get off me. [screaming]
1123. 34:55I'm holding a chicken while you're on
1124. 34:57top of me. [laughter]
1125. 34:58Wait, now there's a chicken on top of
1126. 35:00your head. What the is happening?
1127. 35:02It's like I'm doing a buffet ledge grab.
1128. 35:04Does anyone That's niche if anyone knows
1129. 35:06that. Can you get the off me
1130. 35:07trippy?
1131. 35:09You just put a chicken on Dolly's head.
1132. 35:11How the you do that?
1133. 35:12>> What? Where?
1134. 35:15Hell
1135. 35:16>> ass, bro. Hey. Hey, catch me, bro. Catch
1136. 35:18me.
1137. 35:19>> It's so dark. Wait, Dolly, can you hold
1138. 35:21a torch?
1139. 35:22>> Uh, can you give me one?
1140. 35:23>> I did. Try a switch for your
1141. 35:26>> No, no, no, no, no.
1142. 35:29>> That's it. That was a nine.
1143. 35:32>> Are they There's no way they're that
1144. 35:33down bad right now. I'm coming back to
1145. 35:36help. Oh my gosh, bro. There's just no
1146. 35:38way these guys are this useless. Where
1147. 35:41the are they?
1148. 35:42>> All right, let's go. We have a black
1149. 35:43sheep. We have Triy holding a black
1150. 35:45sheep and me holding Nollie. Bro, what
1151. 35:47is this video, bro? I get paid to do
1152. 35:49this. Ain't this crazy? What do you
1153. 35:51think of this?
1154. 35:52>> I don't get paid to do this. I get I get
1155. 35:54um We're not even We're not even going
1156. 35:55to get Wings Stop.
1157. 35:56>> No, I get Wings Stop. I'll think about
1158. 35:58it.
1159. 35:59>> All right, bro.
1160. 36:00>> Yo, me and Triy really want Wings Stop.
1161. 36:03Okay. What could have possibly happened
1162. 36:05that you guys were bending villagers?
1163. 36:07>> Shut up, mustard.
1164. 36:08>> Why is there a black sheep? What is
1165. 36:10going on?
1166. 36:11>> Okay. Well, are you guys okay?
1167. 36:13>> Mhm.
1168. 36:13>> Okay, let's keep going then, boys.
1169. 36:15[laughter]
1170. 36:16>> That deserves a sip. Where's my cup?
1171. 36:18>> Maybe I should grab nollie. Should I
1172. 36:20grab
1173. 36:21>> No, no,
1174. 36:22>> wait, wait. No, no, no.
1175. 36:25>> Okay.
1176. 36:25>> No,
1177. 36:26>> cuz I can actually talk to Nollie, so
1178. 36:28it's good. We're following Mug and we're
1179. 36:30going to beat the game and we're going
1180. 36:31to get Noi to get the final hit.
1181. 36:32>> I'm not evil, bro. What are you talking
1182. 36:34about? Get in the boat.
1183. 36:40>> No, I don't think that's how it works.
1184. 36:41>> No, it's working.
1185. 36:42>> Okay, wait. Typy, get in the Can he get
1186. 36:44in the boat with you? Oh, no, he can't.
1187. 36:46>> Oh, wait. He can. Oh my gosh, it's
1188. 36:48working. Okay, let's go. [laughter]
1189. 36:50>> What the is happening? Why is no s
1190. 36:53of Trippy while I'm in the back seat?
1191. 36:55>> What the Oh man.
1192. 36:57>> Wait, I want to see it.
1193. 36:58>> Oh, okay. No, wait. Triy, now you can
1194. 37:00like just you're carrying everyone. All
1195. 37:02right, let's go, Triy.
1196. 37:04>> Okay,
1197. 37:04>> you have Nollie on your back
1198. 37:06>> while also holding a sheep. So many end
1199. 37:08of them, bro. I'm like Dream. I turned
1200. 37:10up the spawn rate. You guys know Marlo
1201. 37:12is a girl. No, Marlo is a guy. No, Marlo
1202. 37:15is a girl. No, Marlo is actually have
1203. 37:17been has been kidnapped. When When you
1204. 37:18look at the mirror, I it shouted. No, it
1205. 37:21shouted.
1206. 37:22>> What?
1207. 37:22>> I don't grow up, I shut up. And when I
1208. 37:24look at you, I throw up. You know that
1209. 37:26one, Ollie?
1210. 37:27>> No.
1211. 37:28>> Why?
1212. 37:29>> I see mustard. What is he doing?
1213. 37:31>> Yo, what's up, guys?
1214. 37:35>> No.
1215. 37:37Wait.
1216. 37:38>> A bunch of leaves spawn.
1217. 37:39>> I'm so drunk. I can't see
1218. 37:41Why are you holding a horse?
1219. 37:44[laughter]
1220. 37:46>> What the This Trippy's holding a
1221. 37:48horse, bro. Try holding a
1222. 37:51>> Triy is holding a horse.
1223. 37:54>> Where is he? Gypsy is holding a course.
1224. 37:56[laughter]
1225. 37:56>> No, that's what I wrote.
1226. 38:01>> I'm Yo, I'm going to pee myself.
1227. 38:03Stop. [laughter]
1228. 38:05>> I'm going to pee.
1229. 38:09[laughter]
1230. 38:16I thought I was four without this song.
1231. 38:20>> Lead the estrogen. Yeah, I got you, bro.
1232. 38:22Yo 885
1233. 38:22>> occation every single day cuz I love my
1234. 38:25occupation. Hey
1235. 38:28>> Chipsy, that's Chipsy. Chipsy, why are
1236. 38:31you so slow when you're holding a horse?
1237. 38:32You were slow when you was holding a
1238. 38:34chicken as well and I'm holding a whole
1239. 38:35ass like fat gnie. Like 300 lb in my
1240. 38:38hand.
1241. 38:39>> Bro, I'm not that bro. What?
1242. 38:40>> Okay. 250 lb in my hand and it's still
1243. 38:44like less. All right. Sorry. 400 lb in
1244. 38:46my hand and it's still less than the
1245. 38:47chicken.
1246. 38:48>> Make an edit of me. Someone make an edit
1247. 38:50of me. Wait, wait, wait for it. Wait for
1248. 38:52it, pixels. Wait, cuz this is all
1249. 38:53copyrighted, I think. So, just wait.
1250. 38:55Look, I'm low cortisol. I don't care
1251. 38:57about this zombie villager. Okay, ready?
1252. 38:58Right here. Watch. Low cortisol game
1253. 39:01play.
1254. 39:05Bulletproof.
1255. 39:07Nothing to lose.
1256. 39:10Fire away. Fire away. Oh, [laughter]
1257. 39:15>> yeah. Stop. I'm going to pee myself. If
1258. 39:17I laugh again, I'm going to pee myself.
1259. 39:19This guy said, "Someone make an edit of
1260. 39:20me."
1261. 39:21>> He's playing music. WHAT IS
1262. 39:23HAPPENING? WHAT IS HAPPENING? THIS IS A
1263. 39:25DREAM. I'm in a dream right now.
1264. 39:27I'm actually dreaming.
1265. 39:30>> What the is All right, let's get
1266. 39:32out of here.
1267. 39:33>> No.
1268. 39:33>> Let's go to Musty.
1269. 39:36Oh I just found a hole. Oh my
1270. 39:38gosh. What is happening?
1271. 39:39>> Pixels, put a picture of a hole and can
1272. 39:42you help me, Tripsy?
1273. 39:45>> No. You should You should have got me
1274. 39:47like
1275. 39:48That works as well. I think we're about
1276. 39:50to down mine down and we're going to
1277. 39:52win.
1278. 39:54>> Oh, okay. I'm playing Clash Roy right
1279. 39:56now. So, you guys you guys got that.
1280. 39:58>> Oh, he's triangulating. Holy
1281. 40:01>> Oh, hell.
1282. 40:02>> Bango. Right here, baby. Right
1283. 40:05here.
1284. 40:06>> Why is Trippy holding a cow now?
1285. 40:08What is happening?
1286. 40:09>> Watch right here. Ready?
1287. 40:10>> Ready, pixels. Watch. I'm going to dig
1288. 40:11exactly into the starter room. Watch. Oh
1289. 40:15my gosh. Okay. Okay. Well, do not watch
1290. 40:16while Nollie's big fat sexy ass is in my
1291. 40:20face. That would be a real shame if his
1292. 40:22big rotunded butthole was in my mouth
1293. 40:25while I was digging down on this
1294. 40:27stronghold.
1295. 40:27>> I feel like I'm over stimul. I'm so
1296. 40:30overstimulated. Oh my god. I'M OVER
1297. 40:32STIMULATED. STOP. STOP TALKING. PLEASE.
1298. 40:38>> Come down. Come down.
1299. 40:39>> Bro, if it's not here, I'm going to
1300. 40:40myself in real life. Bro, it Trippy is
1301. 40:43literally the fattest person on the
1302. 40:45planet. OH, WE'RE IN. WE'RE IN.
1303. 40:48>> I need comments, bro. I need comments
1304. 40:50glazing me, bro. I want the glaze. We go
1305. 40:54over here.
1306. 40:54>> Yeah, I'm ready.
1307. 40:55>> I'll have two high block walls here. So,
1308. 40:57make sure you're eating and all right.
1309. 41:00Now, we're going to use echol location
1310. 41:01to find the stronghold room. Um
1311. 41:05um this way.
1312. 41:09Oh, I think Trippy found it.
1313. 41:12>> Oh. Oh la. Triy, break the spawner.
1314. 41:16Break the spawner. Triy, break the
1315. 41:18spawner. Trippy. Trippy, get the
1316. 41:20silverfish. Triy. Trippy, get the
1317. 41:22silverfish. Get the silverfish. Oh
1318. 41:25Oh I can't see. Yeah. Yeah, you
1319. 41:27got it. Oh All right. Don't move,
1320. 41:29Nollie.
1321. 41:31>> Don't move, Nollie. You're good. You're
1322. 41:32good, Nolly.
1323. 41:33>> You're good, Pooky. Okay, we're going to
1324. 41:34Okay. Wait. Wait. Ollie, I'm going to
1325. 41:36put you here. Look down. all the way
1326. 41:38down.
1327. 41:40>> Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. My bad.
1328. 41:42>> And right click.
1329. 41:42>> Oh,
1330. 41:43>> all right. You set your spawn. You set
1331. 41:44your spawn. So, you're good. If we ever
1332. 41:46come
1333. 41:46>> Epic. Nice. Nice. Nice.
1334. 41:47>> Actually, I might set you spawn right in
1335. 41:49I might set you spawn right in front of
1336. 41:50the stronghold. So, you can just hold W
1337. 41:52and go straight in. Actually, that won't
1338. 41:54even help. It don't matter. I
1339. 41:56can't
1340. 41:56>> You just let me know, bro.
1341. 41:57>> We found it. Come to us cuz we're just
1342. 42:00so good and we found it all by
1343. 42:01ourselves.
1344. 42:01>> Whenever you're ready, bro. Whenever
1345. 42:02you're ready.
1346. 42:03>> Yeah. Can you shut the up, please?
1347. 42:04And so eventually, if I follow this wall
1348. 42:06enough, sure. Oh my god. Oh, that
1349. 42:09scared the out of me. Yo yo
1350. 42:10yo. Oh my gosh, bro. I Oh my gosh, bro.
1351. 42:16Holy It's okay. I'm low cortisol.
1352. 42:19Look at this idiot. Watch, watch, watch.
1353. 42:26[laughter]
1354. 42:27I'm bulletproof. I just killed
1355. 42:29the dweller. I'm the goat, bro. Like, he
1356. 42:32scared me. But you see how fast I was
1357. 42:35able to recover from my fear and my high
1358. 42:38cortisol and just instantly turn that on
1359. 42:41him. Just instantly make the dweller
1360. 42:44regret even getting near me in his life.
1361. 42:47Because the truth is when you have as
1362. 42:49little cortisol as I do and you're just
1363. 42:52a happy camper, it really doesn't matter
1364. 42:55what anybody says. It really doesn't
1365. 42:57matter what anybody says because at the
1366. 42:59end of the day, you're enjoying your
1367. 43:00life. And while they just sit around and
1368. 43:04blame you for their problems, you can
1369. 43:07just you can just end it. [laughter] Get
1370. 43:10it? Oh, wait. Don't end it. That is
1371. 43:13crazy. No, I didn't mean it like that.
1372. 43:14>> All right, I'll help out as best I can.
1373. 43:16>> You're in. You're in. We're going to
1374. 43:19Wait, Tripsy. Wait, you make a bridge.
1375. 43:20You make an actual good stack. You might
1376. 43:22need to let go of your cow, Trippy.
1377. 43:25>> Oh,
1378. 43:28>> there you are.
1379. 43:28>> What's going on? No, he just threw
1380. 43:30Trippy's cow off the edge by accident.
1381. 43:32>> Ah, okay.
1382. 43:33>> Build a staircase out for us, Trippy.
1383. 43:36Trippy, shut the up. Build us a
1384. 43:38staircase right now. All right, we're
1385. 43:39going to go here. All right, nollie, you
1386. 43:42actually have a bow and arrow, but I
1387. 43:44don't think it's going to be any very
1388. 43:45very useful.
1389. 43:46>> No, I don't think so either. So, I don't
1390. 43:49think I'll be helping out with this one,
1391. 43:51bro.
1392. 43:51>> Oh, okay. GG, I guess.
1393. 43:53>> Nollie was slain by Enderman. How does
1394. 43:55that even happen, bro?
1395. 43:59Look at that low cortisol reaction time.
1396. 44:01I mean, bro,
1397. 44:02>> I got you, Nollie. Don't worry. Me and
1398. 44:05Nollie forever. I'm going to place you
1399. 44:07down right here
1400. 44:08>> and I'm going to shoot this. Oh,
1401. 44:10You're getting You're getting dragon's
1402. 44:12breath. Okay, put you right here. And
1403. 44:14then I shoot this.
1404. 44:15>> How have I not shooting that? Bang. All
1405. 44:17right, there we go. And then shoot that.
1406. 44:20That was me.
1407. 44:21>> Well done, bro. Nice. Nice.
1408. 44:22>> That was me. Wait, there might be no
1409. 44:23crystals left. Chy, is there any
1410. 44:24crystals left? I don't I don't know what
1411. 44:26that means. What the Triy help.
1412. 44:29Triy help.
1413. 44:30>> Triy help. Look at this. Look at this
1414. 44:34high cortisol gameplay right here. You
1415. 44:36see this? You say,
1416. 44:38>> "Ah, help me. Trippy. Help me, Trippy.
1417. 44:40>> Gravel ain't doing bro.
1418. 44:43>> Mustard's useless. Mustard's useless.
1419. 44:45Look at this."
1420. 44:46>> That's exactly what I said, bro. All
1421. 44:47right, we got all the towers. We're
1422. 44:49going to win. I think this deserves a
1423. 44:51sip.
1424. 44:51>> All right, guys. Yeah, you just keep
1425. 44:53hitting him. Keep hitting him, bro. You
1426. 44:54got it. I'll put you in the middle. No,
1427. 44:57you're holding your X right now. So,
1428. 44:58don't change anything. I'll put you in
1429. 44:59the middle once he comes down.
1430. 45:00>> Oh, I I definitely won't be changing
1431. 45:02anything, bro.
1432. 45:04>> What? How am I not hitting the dragon?
1433. 45:05Oh, he's coming down. He's coming down.
1434. 45:06He's coming down. Hit. I'm picking you
1435. 45:08up. I'm picking you up.
1436. 45:11>> All right, Dolly. Look up and hit.
1437. 45:13Dolly, look up and swing. YES, DOLLY.
1438. 45:16YES, DOLLY. YES, DOLLY. LIKE, TRUST ME.
1439. 45:19STAND RIGHT HERE. OKAY. OKAY. JUMP.
1440. 45:23OKAY. WAIT. You're going to You're going
1441. 45:24to have to wait. Uh, okay. Oh
1442. 45:29[laughter]
1443. 45:30Why is it mad at me? That's just not
1444. 45:33what I meant to happen. But that's
1445. 45:35probably even funnier than what I was
1446. 45:36going to do. It's less than half now.
1447. 45:38So, I think if it comes down again, you
1448. 45:40might be able to get the kill. Ollie,
1449. 45:41it's coming down. It's coming down. It's
1450. 45:42coming down. It's coming down. It's
1451. 45:43coming down. It's coming down. Nolly,
1452. 45:46look up.
1453. 45:47>> Look up. Look up and swing. Swing. Keep
1454. 45:49swinging. No. Keep swinging. Keep
1455. 45:52swinging. Keep swinging.
1456. 45:54>> Yeah, you are. You are. You are. It's
1457. 45:56almost dead. It's almost dead. It's so
1458. 45:57low. It's so low, Nolly. It's so low,
1459. 45:59bro. It's so low. We're going to We're
1460. 46:01going to We're going to let you get the
1461. 46:02final hit, Nollie. Pixels, I hear some
1462. 46:05awesome music right here. All right.
1463. 46:07It's literally like two shots. Okay.
1464. 46:08Wait. Triy Triy Triy. Place him. Brace
1465. 46:12him. Trippy. TRIY PLACE HIM DOWN. TRIY
1466. 46:14TRIY. PLACE HIM DOWN. NLLY, LOOK UP AND
1467. 46:17RIGHT CLICK. Oh Oh NO, LOOK
1468. 46:20UP. NO, LOOK UP. LOOK UP. HIT DOLLY. GO
1469. 46:23BACK. LOOK FORWARD. GO FORWARD. HIT.
1470. 46:25HIT. DOLLY. [screaming] NO. NO. NO. NO.
1471. 46:27NO. NOLLY. LOOK UP. HIT. NO. OKAY. NO.
1472. 46:30NO. NOLLY. Look up and hit. Look up and
1473. 46:33hit. Look up and hit. NLLIE, WAIT. RIGHT
1474. 46:34CLICK. YEAH. [screaming]
1475. 46:37[laughter]
1476. 46:40What the just happened, bro?
1477. 46:44You won. [laughter]
1478. 46:48>> All right. If you guys enjoyed this
1479. 46:50video, make sure to watch one of these
1480. 46:52two on screen. One of them is the latest
1481. 46:54video where we beat Minecraft Sky Block
1482. 46:56with horror mods. And the other one is
1483. 46:59Minecraft's newest horror mod, Made Me
1484. 47:01Cry, which featured the Hunter. It was
1485. 47:04crazy. Anyways, have a good one, guys.