Minecraft, But Every Drop is a Gun — Transcript
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- 0:00In today's video, every block is random.
- 0:02So, when I destroy this flower, I get a
- 0:05glove. [screaming]
- 0:11[screaming] Yeah,
- 0:13I think I got a little carried away
- 0:14there. My friends and I will get 30
- 0:16minutes to break as many blocks as
- 0:18possible, [music] and every single block
- 0:19drops a different gun. The more rare the
- 0:21block, the more overpowered the gun. And
- 0:23at the end of the timer, we'll be
- 0:25battling to see who got the best
- 0:26weapons. Comment down below who you
- 0:28think will win. All right, guys. 30
- 0:30minutes is on the clock now. Uh, I need
- 0:32you guys to go ahead and just break a
- 0:34block.
- 0:35>> Okay, [screaming]
- 0:37flower. Oh my gosh. Put them up. I SAID
- 0:40PUT THEM UP. GOD DANG IT. [screaming]
- 0:43I GAVE YOU ALL OF my items. Please do
- 0:44not shoot.
- 0:46I put my MEAT ON THE FLOOR. PLEASE.
- 0:48>> WHAT HAPPENS when I break this grass
- 0:50block? Oh. Whoa. What's up now, boy?
- 0:53What's up now, BOY?
- 0:56What am I going to get FROM THIS WOOD?
- 0:59>> [screaming]
- 1:00>> OH, NO. NO, NO, NO. DON'T TOUCH IT ON
- 1:02ME.
- 1:02>> I HAD A RIOT SHIELD.
- 1:04>> YEAH. YEAH, [laughter] that did nothing.
- 1:06Hey, Alec. Um, so you kind of robbed me
- 1:08of all of my items. Can I have those
- 1:10back?
- 1:10>> Um,
- 1:11>> and this is actually not a question. Uh,
- 1:13this is a threat. I will kill you.
- 1:14>> I said, I said yes. You have three
- 1:16seconds. Two. There you go. That's all.
- 1:18One.
- 1:19>> Thank you. Pleasure doing business with
- 1:21you. Have a great day.
- 1:22>> This is war.
- 1:25[laughter]
- 1:26>> I'm trying to set my spawn point. You
- 1:28guys just keep killing me over and over.
- 1:30Oh my god. Despire
- 1:34[screaming]
- 1:39rifle. However, I think I can do a lot
- 1:41better. Let's see what happens when we
- 1:42break this little flower here. Oh, look.
- 1:45We got a clock. Does that happen with
- 1:47all of the other flowers? Oh, yeah.
- 1:49Okay, we got a TTI G34. Guys, welcome to
- 1:53the dirt huts. Here we will get many
- 1:55guns and then we will be prepared for
- 1:58the final battle. Let me just break one
- 1:59piece of dirt. Let's see what I get.
- 2:01Whoa, we got a tack one timeless 50 L.
- 2:03This was one of my first ever guns.
- 2:06Guys, this is really cool. My entire
- 2:08house is built out of very strong
- 2:11blocks. And generally, the stronger
- 2:12block you break, the better gun you get
- 2:14from it. So, if I break this guy, look
- 2:16at this. Oh, what? Oh my god. SPR. I'm
- 2:21not going to lie. I don't even know what
- 2:22that is. Oh my gosh. Actually, I got
- 2:23pistols now, too. I have a Kimbo guns.
- 2:26The win-win. Yo. Ow. Someone's shooting
- 2:29me.
- 2:31Pink. Oh my gosh. This thing is like a
- 2:33mini shotgun. BANG. [screaming]
- 2:36BANG. ADAM. Oh my gosh. You're trash.
- 2:39You will die in your sleep. Wa.
- 2:41[laughter]
- 2:43Oh my gosh. We just got muolnir from a
- 2:46flower, bro. Oh, also we got a ride
- 2:48shield with a pistol, too. What happens
- 2:51if I break cords? Oh, M71. THIS IS
- 2:54DIFFERENT. STOP KILLING ME.
- 2:58I got him again. Yeah. Have fun
- 2:59replacing those windows, BUDDY. HAVE FUN
- 3:02REPLACING THAT HEAD. OH, [screaming]
- 3:05I I just I just instantly died.
- 3:07>> OH, [laughter]
- 3:09THAT THING'S INSANE. I I have to leave.
- 3:11I HAVE TO LEAVE. YOU GUYS ARE
- 3:12RIDICULOUS. WAIT, ADAM. TRUCE. TRUCE. I
- 3:14actually want to give you something. I'm
- 3:15not even kidding. Look at this. I think
- 3:17you'll enjoy that. Wait, I banned all
- 3:19truses. No trucees. NO TRUCE IS ALLOWED
- 3:22IN THE BECK BRO WORLD.
- 3:23>> YOU SIT ME UP.
- 3:24>> YOU WILL.
- 3:25>> LOOK. LOOK. I killed him. I killed him.
- 3:26See, that's not a truce. I killed him.
- 3:31>> Adam, if you try any of that funny
- 3:32business anytime today, I will kill all
- 3:35of your chicken nugies. Do not touch
- 3:37McNugger. Who? Okay, guys. Let's see
- 3:39what happens if I break some stuff at
- 3:40Adam's base. So, he has a furnace right
- 3:42here. Okay, that just drops another riot
- 3:44shield. What about his crafting table
- 3:46right here? Oh, actually, just a
- 3:48crafting table. So, some blocks still
- 3:50just actually dropped the block. I want
- 3:51to see what happens when I take a piece
- 3:53of Alex house. Oh, that's the good
- 3:55stuff. SPR 5.56.
- 3:57>> I'm not sure if Adam thinks that I don't
- 3:59see him right there or what his strategy
- 4:01is.
- 4:02>> Oh my gosh, he has all the assault
- 4:03rifles. We have the M7 A1. OH MY GOSH,
- 4:06I'M GETTING SUCH good stuff right now.
- 4:08Why is Adam's cousin looking at me like
- 4:09that? That's better. Let's test out this
- 4:12cauldron next. I think that's a a DB2
- 4:15Duran. Although it's not the right size,
- 4:17it gets the job done. Check this thing
- 4:19out. Yo. All right. I'm just going to
- 4:21literally tear down his entire house
- 4:23until I have an entire inventory. Then
- 4:24we can sort out later. I do want to make
- 4:26sure I have a lot of stuff. Does he not
- 4:28see me? What's going on? Who knew
- 4:30knowledge would actually get you
- 4:31something? Oh. Oh crap.
- 4:34NO. [screaming]
- 4:35WAIT. YOU THINK I'M JUST GOING TO LET
- 4:36YOU MINE my entire house?
- 4:37>> That's what I've been doing to Adam's
- 4:39base. Wait, I only have dirt.
- 4:40>> Ooh, nice brown beds. THAT GIVES ME
- 4:43WHOA, I JUST GOT an insane looking
- 4:46pistol. HE KILLED ME. GET OUT OF MY
- 4:49HOUSE. IF ANYBODY ENTERS MY HOUSE, THEY
- 4:51WILL FACE THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND
- 4:52BULLETS. He has no idea I spawned right
- 4:55on top of him. [laughter]
- 4:58[screaming] GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. OOH, I
- 5:00WONDER WHAT I GET IF I break redstone.
- 5:01Oh my gosh, I just got a sniper.
- 5:03Question, Jack. Is there any way to get
- 5:05attachments? Like, I just got a CAR98,
- 5:07which is a sniper rifle, but it only has
- 5:09uh like it's iron sights. Alec, hold on,
- 5:12Alec. I'll get right with you. I'm just
- 5:13I just killed Adam in his own house. I
- 5:16HAVE BITS LITERALLY MADE OF DIRT. WHAT
- 5:17DO YOU WANT? I SHOT HIM. I GOT HIM. I
- 5:19got him. I got you, Adam. Don't worry.
- 5:21Oh, now I'm not going to help you,
- 5:23idiot. Oh, thank you. Thank you,
- 5:26Adam. Alex's getting pretty good. Oh my
- 5:29gosh. No. This is the This is the best
- 5:31gun ever, DUDE. STOP SHOOT ENOUGH. LIKE,
- 5:33WHAT DO YOU YOU DON'T EVEN GET ANYTHING
- 5:35OUT OF IT. YOU DON'T EVEN GET ANYTHING.
- 5:37I get TO WATCH YOU SUFFER. I GET TO
- 5:39WATCH you be in pain. I really like this
- 5:42new gun that I got called Amnesty.
- 5:44Except uh it's kind of weird because the
- 5:46bullets aren't really in the gun.
- 5:48>> Whoa. Oh my gosh. The cinder. WHAT IS
- 5:51THIS? [screaming]
- 5:53NO.
- 5:55>> ALEC, please just let me live for 2
- 5:57seconds, guys. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm
- 5:58sorry. Actually, actually, actually,
- 6:00hands off keyboard, guys. Actually,
- 6:01let's stop killing each other for real.
- 6:02Adam, I need to show you something,
- 6:03though. Come here. Break this block
- 6:04right here.
- 6:08>> I'm going to the Nether. Oh, yeah.
- 6:09That's actually a great idea. I'll join
- 6:10you.
- 6:12He pulled out a gun last second and I I
- 6:13feel like it's probably not a good idea
- 6:15to follow him. [laughter]
- 6:18Who wants to COME TO THE [ __ ]
- 6:19[screaming] THE [ __ ] BUT WHAT I will
- 6:22try is this, guys. Check it out. So,
- 6:24usually the harder the block is to
- 6:26break. What's up, buddy?
- 6:27>> Hey, I was just This is my This is my
- 6:30swamp.
- 6:31>> All right, let me see what another block
- 6:32gives me. The cinder magnetistry. I knew
- 6:34I was going to get brand new weapons
- 6:35here. Let's see what this does. Oh, I'm
- 6:37about to bounce back and test out on the
- 6:38boys.
- 6:39>> That's great. You can go inside the
- 6:40swamp anytime you like. Uh, this is all
- 6:42your swamp and you have yourself a
- 6:44fantastical great day. I will get you
- 6:45Chick-fil-A for the next 2 days if you
- 6:48just put that gun away.
- 6:49>> Your house is way over there. This is my
- 6:51territory. So, this is my crying
- 6:53obsidian. This is my
- 6:54>> That's a cool gun you got there. I think
- 6:56I just found one.
- 6:57>> Jack, don't you do this.
- 6:58>> Hey,
- 6:58>> don't you do this. You don't want to do
- 7:00this. How about I get regular obsidian?
- 7:02You get crying obsidian. Deal.
- 7:03>> Let me just see what I get first and
- 7:05then I'll tell you if if it's actually
- 7:06good.
- 7:07>> No. No. You already agreed. You agreed.
- 7:09I'm not allowed to get crying obsidian.
- 7:10You're not allowed to get regular
- 7:11obsidian.
- 7:12>> I don't remember signing any contracts.
- 7:14[laughter]
- 7:18Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- 7:19Let's pull out our things at the
- 7:21>> That's Adam. That's Adam. That's not me.
- 7:22THAT'S ADAM. NEW GUN ALERT. NEW GUN
- 7:25ALERT.
- 7:27How do you have that gun? Literally,
- 7:29it's right here. You are so annoying.
- 7:31Stop shooting me. Me and Jack were doing
- 7:33something productive. We were doing
- 7:34something fun. We were DOING SOMETHING
- 7:36CORDIAL. [screaming]
- 7:38ALL RIGHT. All right. All right, let's
- 7:38see what what I what happens when I
- 7:40break this. THE CLOCKWORK SNIPER. OH, I
- 7:42GOT TO TEST THIS OUT. I'M just going to
- 7:44keep bouncing back and forth to kill
- 7:45them. This is going to be epic.
- 7:47>> Alec, what did you get from the
- 7:48obsidian?
- 7:50>> It's It's It's I can't even lie. It's
- 7:52pretty cool.
- 7:53>> Is it a minigun?
- 7:54>> Yeah, it's a minigun. Is that what you
- 7:56got?
- 7:56>> I got a minigun, too. Which one did you
- 7:58get?
- 7:59>> Mine is the burn me to the ground M134
- 8:02minigun. Let's test it. I'm going to
- 8:03test it on Adam. I have no bullets.
- 8:05>> Oh, wait. UH, MINE.
- 8:08STOP KILLING ME. NEW WEAPON ALERT.
- 8:11That's what you get, boy. Also, I got to
- 8:12really stop spawning on top of your
- 8:14house,
- 8:15Adam. New weapon alert.
- 8:19[laughter]
- 8:21[snorts]
- 8:22[screaming]
- 8:23New weapon alert. I'll see you boys in a
- 8:25minute. All right. Seriously, stop
- 8:27killing me. I I get mad at him in every
- 8:29single video. This might be the most mad
- 8:31I've ever been in him ever. I I
- 8:32literally hate him right now. Head shot.
- 8:35Dead. Whoa. I just got the gravity
- 8:38inverter gun. Okay, so wait, what
- 8:40happens if I shoot this villager? Wa wa.
- 8:44He just flipped UPSIDE DOWN. WHOA.
- 8:47[laughter] HE BROKE HIS LEGS. OKAY. All
- 8:49right. I want to break this again cuz I
- 8:51think that Yes, it gives me the card.
- 8:52The card 98 is so much fun. I believe
- 8:54it's one shot to the head. So, I
- 8:56definitely want to get a lot of these. I
- 8:58don't know where the boys went, but if I
- 9:00can use this on them, then we're going
- 9:02to send them to outer space. Also, wait,
- 9:04can I use it on myself? This is probably
- 9:06a terrible idea, right? It's coming back
- 9:07down. Yeah, that was close. Alec, can I
- 9:10just test something out on you, please?
- 9:11Come on, Alec. Just this one time,
- 9:13>> bro. There's literally mobs everywhere.
- 9:15Like, shoot the villager. Don't shoot
- 9:16me.
- 9:17>> Yeah, but I I Here, we we need to do it
- 9:18inside your house. Trust me, it'll be
- 9:20really really cool.
- 9:22>> It's not explosive before you ask.
- 9:24Golden block. Let's see what I get.
- 9:25What? See what it drops. All right, this
- 9:27is the override rail gun. Oh, this gun
- 9:30looks sick. All right, we got to test it
- 9:31on the boys.
- 9:31>> Okay, so just stand right there. Are you
- 9:33ready? I don't know.
- 9:35>> Three, two, one. Um, 3, two, 1.
- 9:39[laughter]
- 9:40>> What is that? A confetti machine. 3,
- 9:42two, ONE. WHOA. [laughter]
- 9:45>> HE'S ON THE CEILING.
- 9:46>> WHAT the Where am I?
- 9:47>> It's a gravity inverter.
- 9:48>> Wo wo wo.
- 9:49>> Go back up, nerd. I GOT MYSELF. I GOT
- 9:52MYSELF.
- 9:52>> WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHAT IS HAPPEN? I'M
- 9:54PANICKING. I'm panicking. No. This is
- 9:55really [laughter] tripping me out. Oh, I
- 9:56have a headache.
- 9:57>> That was awesome.
- 9:58>> Get out of my house. Get out of my
- 10:00house. Never do that again.
- 10:03CAN'T GET ME. NEW GUN ALERT. NO. DANG
- 10:06IT. HE STILL GOT ME. NEW GUN ALERT. ALL
- 10:08RIGHT, I'll be back with a new GUN IN A
- 10:10MINUTE. WHAT THE HECK? WHAT THE HECK?
- 10:13See you later, NERD. THIS IS NOT
- 10:16ILLEGAL. THIS IS NOT LEGAL. [screaming]
- 10:19[laughter]
- 10:20I got him. Oh, did somebody accidentally
- 10:23put on the floaties? Oh, Adam.
- 10:26>> Adam always wanted to fly when he was a
- 10:27kid.
- 10:28>> Whoa. Oh my gosh.
- 10:29>> What's that? A flywheel machine gun. You
- 10:32see that village over there?
- 10:35[panting]
- 10:36All right, hold on. Let me get one of
- 10:37those. Wait, I just realized there's
- 10:39obsidian right here. If I break this, I
- 10:41can get a really, really, really,
- 10:42really, really, really good gun. Oh my
- 10:44gosh, we got a minigun. I got to try
- 10:46this out. Oh my gosh, this thing is
- 10:47going to be legendary if I can get some
- 10:48ammo for this thing. Wait, Jack, you got
- 10:51to break this. I know this is your house
- 10:53and I really wanted to, but look, I'm a
- 10:55good friend and I'll let you I'll let
- 10:56you do the honors.
- 10:57>> You get a cool angle from the roof.
- 10:58>> Oh, yeah. Okay, I'm just going to fire
- 11:00shots in Alex's basement here. Yo,
- 11:02there's something crazy on Alex roof. I
- 11:03got to break that. What the heck is
- 11:05that?
- 11:05>> Okay, ready? 3 2 1 A pistol.
- 11:09>> Wow.
- 11:09>> Not just any pistol, though. It does a
- 11:12lot of extra headshot damage.
- 11:14>> Is it a ray gun?
- 11:15>> Uh, not quite. It looks kind of basic,
- 11:17right?
- 11:17>> Uh, please don't point that at me. Alec,
- 11:19what is this thing on the top of your
- 11:20house? Wait, wait, no. [music] Adam,
- 11:22>> where is Adam?
- 11:23>> No, no, no, no, no. Adam,
- 11:24>> where is he? What's on top of your roof?
- 11:26>> Whoa. What a What? What even was that?
- 11:28>> No, no, no, no, no. He did not break it.
- 11:30No, I was saving that.
- 11:31>> WHAT IS IT?
- 11:32>> NO, [screaming] NO, NO.
- 11:34>> WHAT'S UP THERE?
- 11:35>> NO, NO, NO.
- 11:37>> IT WAS SOME SORT OF LIKE BEACON
- 11:39SOMETHING.
- 11:39>> IT'S A BEACON. HE HAS MY BEACON. WHAT?
- 11:42YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE, ALEC.
- 11:44>> Kill him. He's right there. Wa! He broke
- 11:46it already. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
- 11:49no.
- 11:49>> He dropped it. He dropped it. I I GOT
- 11:51IT.
- 11:51>> WAIT, THAT WAS MINE. THAT WAS MINE.
- 11:54>> OH. [laughter] HEY YO, ALEC, what you
- 11:57His His gun still work, but I I shrunk
- 11:59him down.
- 11:59>> THAT WAS MINE. WAS IT WAS IT FOR MY
- 12:02BEACON? WHAT did you get that? Adam,
- 12:03wait. Sorry. Your house is burning down.
- 12:05You should definitely focus on that.
- 12:06What did you get for my beacon? Adam,
- 12:08answer me. What did you get FOR MY
- 12:09BEACON?
- 12:11ADAM, ANSWER ME. WHAT DID YOU GET FOR MY
- 12:14BEACON? I GOT THE SHRINK RAY. I don't
- 12:16even have it anymore. Jack stole it. I
- 12:18was saving the beacon. Oh my god. So,
- 12:21this thing can not only shrink mobs, but
- 12:23it can also shrink blocks. Adam, I'm
- 12:26going to shrink your entire base, okay?
- 12:28As revenge for killing me so many times.
- 12:30>> I built that entire thing out of dirt
- 12:31anyways. [laughter] That's silly fool.
- 12:34That only took me like 5 minutes. Ooh,
- 12:36I'm going to shrink the iron golem down.
- 12:37Oh, watch out there, little guy. Ow. He
- 12:40still kind of hurts.
- 12:44>> I hate Adam.
- 12:45>> Hey, Alec, do you want this thing?
- 12:46>> There actually is one block though that
- 12:48I want, and it is at your house. or the
- 12:51cobweb.
- 12:52>> Yeah. I don't know how to get up there,
- 12:53though, cuz I can't really get blocks.
- 12:55>> Um Oh, I have a great idea.
- 12:57>> I have a pretty good idea, too. It does
- 12:58involve destroying your house, though.
- 13:00>> Wait, hold Wait, we can talk about this.
- 13:02>> Whoa, what is this? Oh my gosh, it's
- 13:03RPG. Yo, I just got RPG. Oh my gosh,
- 13:06this is a legendary find.
- 13:08Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Come on. Hopefully,
- 13:12it's like a slow-mo gun. That would be
- 13:13so cool. Let's see. I'm breaking it. Oh,
- 13:17it's a pistol. All right, I got to try
- 13:19this out. Let's see what happens when I
- 13:20just go like
- 13:21>> Oh, what is this? The GL3.
- 13:25>> OH, [screaming]
- 13:26BRAND NEW GUN ALERT. [laughter]
- 13:32[screaming]
- 13:32How did he get an RPG?
- 13:34>> This is not good at all. My entire game
- 13:37is starting to lag after Adam got
- 13:39whatever he just got.
- 13:40>> Guys, this is bad. I did just break the
- 13:43cobwebs and I got the legend pistol. No
- 13:45living legend in Night City. I don't
- 13:47think it's that good though because I
- 13:48did shoot Adam a couple times and he's
- 13:50still alive. I only have 10 ammo. I
- 13:52really got to save this. I'm going to
- 13:53burn Jack's house down too cuz I feel
- 13:54like it. I'm the villain today.
- 13:56>> Adam, are you trying to kill my entire
- 13:58house with a flamethrower?
- 13:59>> IF YOU WANT ME TO BE THE VILLAIN, I'LL
- 14:01BECOME THE VILLAIN. I think he's trying
- 14:02to crash the server. My whole game is
- 14:05lagging. Whoa, Alec. Wait, that's pretty
- 14:06cool. Alec, you should turn around. I
- 14:08really don't want to turn around.
- 14:10Yep. Okay. Night night. Ah, I [laughter]
- 14:14think he might be on to something here.
- 14:16Night night. Okay, guys. We need to
- 14:18figure out which guns are the best. I
- 14:21got to get away from this guy.
- 14:23[laughter]
- 14:25Ooh, wait. Hold on. I actually have some
- 14:27materials in here that I can craft some
- 14:29stuff with. Like a lapis lazily block.
- 14:32What is that? Is that like a hunting
- 14:33rifle? What sets it on the sheep?
- 14:37THAT AIN'T TOO BAD. I don't think
- 14:39anybody's even checked out the snow
- 14:40biome yet. So, let's just go ahead down
- 14:42here and let's see if we can find
- 14:43anything that's good. And guys, I think
- 14:45for the final battle later, it's going
- 14:47to be incredibly overpowered if we get
- 14:50some blocks. Also, some shotguns could
- 14:52be pretty good, too. And I just need to
- 14:54find one block that actually drops a
- 14:56block instead of a gun. Usually, I'd be
- 14:58pretty excited to get a new gun, but I
- 14:59kind of have too many of those and not
- 15:01enough blocks. Okay, the boys aren't
- 15:03aren't exploring anything that's
- 15:04underneath. I'm going to do a strat of
- 15:06literally just digging straight down.
- 15:08Like I don't think anyone's done iron,
- 15:10the diamonds, red stone. We're talking
- 15:12about seriously good stuff here. Lapis
- 15:14gave me a sniper. Redstone gives me an
- 15:17AUG and then we can do gold. Can we get
- 15:20gold ore? Oh, wait. What is this going
- 15:22to give me? Thrust reverse assault
- 15:24rifle. 150% headshot damage.
- 15:26>> What if we break the sand? The CCRP gun
- 15:28QBZ 191. Train hard and DEFEND THE
- 15:31MOTHERLAND. WO, IT'S FULLY AUTOMATIC. We
- 15:34have it. Oh, yo, this actually looks
- 15:36good. Kill me, then you can survive.
- 15:38What the heck does that even mean?
- 15:40That's interesting. Ooh, there's ice
- 15:42over there. Oh, we What if we get a a
- 15:44freeze ray? Oh, we also have this this
- 15:46cinder magistrate. Shaboom. So, we can
- 15:49freeze someone and then PUT THEM ON
- 15:51FIRE.
- 15:52>> OKAY, this doesn't really seem to give
- 15:53me anything. What about gravel? Ooh,
- 15:55another riot shield. Wait, guys, check
- 15:57it out. We can all uh wait, is this on
- 15:58my back? It's technically in my off
- 16:00hand. Why does it say who's your daddy,
- 16:03by the way? Well, we reached dirt again.
- 16:05That's a full circle. Oh, new block. Oh
- 16:07crap. It's the same thing. A12. All
- 16:09right, let's go ahead and break a piece
- 16:10of ice. What do we get? It's just a
- 16:12pistol. That can't be that good. Sand
- 16:15CCP gun QBZ1911.name.
- 16:19That That sounds good to me. And guys,
- 16:21we haven't even checked out the mines
- 16:22yet. So, let's go ahead over here. And
- 16:24uh it looks like there's some copper,
- 16:26the legend pistol, which I think we
- 16:28already have. Cole [snorts] gives us the
- 16:30the brake revolver. Ooh. Yo, check it
- 16:33out. The actual barrel spins. Dude, this
- 16:35mod is so sick. Oh, this new gun. M16
- 16:38A1. That looks really good. We're going
- 16:40to hit a point where we just have
- 16:42unlimited guns. Oh my gosh, this is
- 16:44getting a little out of hand. What does
- 16:45mushroom give us? Oh, a revolver. Yo,
- 16:48that's sick. Oh my gosh, it even has a
- 16:50scope on it, too. Wa, an ice fox.
- 16:54And it's dead.
- 16:55>> Check it out, guys. Iron ore drops the
- 16:57Donix combat master pistol. Kill me,
- 17:00then you can survive. If we get that
- 17:02from iron ore, then imagine what we'll
- 17:04get when we find diamonds. Okay. And we
- 17:06reach bedrock. Dang it, dude. If it was
- 17:09possible to break bedrock, that would be
- 17:11the best gun in the entire game. Okay,
- 17:13now we got to get to the top. Wa! This
- 17:15is like packed ice. Is that a freeze?
- 17:17Tell me it is. HJ K1 Yukamura. Yo. Wa!
- 17:23This is crazy. I'm going to get another
- 17:24one and give it to Jack cuz me and Jack
- 17:26have been friends today.
- 17:27>> MH70, you picked the wrong house, fool.
- 17:31Yep. That is 100% a shotty. Oh, is this
- 17:33block? Let's see. Yo. Yeah, this thing's
- 17:35like an automatic shotty. That's
- 17:37probably going to be my best weapon for
- 17:38close-range combat. Okay, it seems like
- 17:40they've abandoned their homes. That is
- 17:41smart cuz I'm lethal with a weapon. Ooh,
- 17:44dispensers.
- 17:45TNT. Let me just try and break one.
- 17:48Inventory sniper.
- 17:50Whoa. Is it unlimited ammo? Oh my gosh,
- 17:53this is infinite. Jack, are you still at
- 17:54your house?
- 17:55>> Nah, I'm exploring a little bit trying
- 17:58to find some new blocks.
- 17:59>> D. Okay. I I I have a gift for you.
- 18:02>> Is it cool?
- 18:03>> It's a new gun that I got. I actually
- 18:05don't know. I need to test it on you and
- 18:06then I have an extra one that I'll give
- 18:07to you.
- 18:08>> Okay. I'll also bring a different gift.
- 18:11>> The boys are planning to meet up to give
- 18:12each other a gift, but I don't I don't
- 18:13do that collusion stuff. I'm going to
- 18:15I'm going to blow them both up.
- 18:16>> Just give me two minutes.
- 18:18>> Okay. Well, I'm at your house waiting,
- 18:19[music] so
- 18:20>> please don't steal anything.
- 18:21>> Oh, you mean like your diamonds?
- 18:23>> No.
- 18:24>> You mean like your diamonds? I
- 18:25definitely won't.
- 18:26>> Dude, come on. Seriously, don't steal my
- 18:28diamonds, bro. Okay, I see the sire. I
- 18:30see the sire. It's about to go boom boom
- 18:32boom. It's about to be AJ in boom town.
- 18:35>> Oh, they're uh Yeah, I'm not going to
- 18:37steal them.
- 18:38>> Stop looking at them.
- 18:39>> Oh my gosh, he has 18 diamonds. I wonder
- 18:41if he would know if I stole a couple of
- 18:43them.
- 18:43>> I need to find diamonds quick and then I
- 18:45got to go back, accept Alex gift, and
- 18:46then murder him. It's all part of the
- 18:48big bro plan.
- 18:49>> He also has emeralds, too. He can make
- 18:51an emerald block. A Oh, TNT could be
- 18:53cool, but I don't want to steal. I don't
- 18:55want to steal from him. He worked
- 18:56[music] hard for those blocks. Where's
- 18:58Jack? Where's Jack? I can't wait to blow
- 19:00them up into a million, bajillion, a
- 19:02thousand pieces. They will all burn.
- 19:05They will burn.
- 19:08YES, [screaming] DIAMONDS, BOYS. THAT IS
- 19:11What is that? Is that a I got a pistol.
- 19:13A Glock. The diamonds drop Glocks. All
- 19:16right, let's see. That better than my my
- 19:17other pistols.
- 19:19It only does 11 damage. Bro, this is
- 19:22trash. I don't think Jack's coming. I
- 19:23might just have to boom. I'm going to
- 19:25try out this new sniper. And here's an
- 19:26anvil. Hold on. What does this give?
- 19:28Whoa. Is that a Mac 10? Just an SMG. Um,
- 19:31that's Adam right there. I'm going to
- 19:32pretend like I didn't see him. He
- 19:33definitely thinks that I didn't see him.
- 19:34He's so dumb. It's insane. Wait, I don't
- 19:36think he saw me. He didn't see me. He
- 19:38didn't see me.
- 19:39And watch. I'm going to turn and kill
- 19:41him in three, and two, and in one. I
- 19:43don't think Alex sees me.
- 19:45Oh.
- 19:47[laughter]
- 19:52[laughter]
- 19:52Oh my. Do you think I'm stupid? Do you
- 19:54really think I'm stupid? Oh my. And you
- 19:56thought I didn't see you. You are
- 19:58literally 300 LB. I CAN SEE YOU FROM A
- 20:02MILE AWAY.
- 20:03>> HEY, ALEC. I'm back from exploring.
- 20:05>> Adam was trying to steal your diamonds
- 20:07and I I killed them for you. Don't
- 20:08[music] worry.
- 20:08>> Thank you, Alec. Thank you. Now, there
- 20:10there was talks of a gift.
- 20:11>> Yeah, I got you, bro. Look, I I haven't
- 20:13tested it yet. It could be terrible, but
- 20:15it looks really cool.
- 20:16>> Ooh, and um I got a gift for you, too.
- 20:20>> Uh pick it up. Pick it up. Adam's going
- 20:21to blow us up. BOOM.
- 20:24OH, [screaming]
- 20:26>> I got him. Did you just give me this
- 20:27riot shield, bro? I have like a million
- 20:29of them already.
- 20:30>> No, no. I I I misclicked. Hold on. Um I
- 20:32was going to give you He's shooting me
- 20:34WITH SOMETHING WEIRD. WHAT IS THAT?
- 20:36[laughter]
- 20:37>> New weapon alert.
- 20:38>> ADAM, PLEASE STOP.
- 20:40>> FLY, DEMON BOY. FLY. [screaming]
- 20:44[laughter]
- 20:45That's right. Float and never come back.
- 20:48I think there was an earthquake.
- 20:50>> I was aiming for the water.
- 20:51>> Okay. Anyway, I was going to give you
- 20:53this back. Oh, it's my shrink ray.
- 20:55>> Yeah, it's the one that Adam stole.
- 20:56>> Wait, THAT'S NO, THAT'S MY SHRINK RAY. I
- 20:58MIND IT. IT'S IT'S FROM MY BEACON. ALL
- 21:01RIGHT, I'M GOING TO TEST THIS on you.
- 21:02>> Hurry, SHRINK ME. SHRINK ME. HURRY. HE'S
- 21:04COMING. NO, you would never shoot a tiny
- 21:06person. That's illegal.
- 21:07>> I do want to test this gun out, Adam.
- 21:09I'm going I'm going to come shoot you,
- 21:10but it's not out of hatred. It's out of
- 21:12love. It's out of testing. This gun is
- 21:14trash. It doesn't even kill the iron
- 21:15golem. Is this even doing anything?
- 21:17Jack, I fear the gun I've given you may
- 21:19actually be terrible.
- 21:20>> What's the gun that you gave me again?
- 21:22>> Okay, I killed you with it. Oh, and then
- 21:23he dropped it.
- 21:24>> Oh, that it must be pretty good.
- 21:26>> Wait, what if I'm going to shrink away
- 21:27the iron golem? [laughter]
- 21:31I shot myself, too. And Adam killed me.
- 21:34>> Hey, Adam. Uh, I won't tell anybody. I
- 21:36won't tell like uh Alec or anybody.
- 21:38Like, but like where'd you get that RPG?
- 21:39>> I don't think he actually would tell
- 21:41you. Uh, I actually got it in HE THINKS
- 21:44I'M TELLING HIM. HE REALLY THINKS I'M
- 21:46TELLING HIM. THAT [screaming] LITTLE
- 21:47IDIOT. HE SAID NETHER. I'm like 95% sure
- 21:49he said Nether. Nobody gets through the
- 21:51Nether without talking to me. Look how
- 21:54fast I am. Oh my gosh. Wait, this gun
- 21:56this gun gives me like a speed boost.
- 21:58How did you get so big?
- 21:59>> Wait. Okay, let's see if I can still
- 22:01kill you. Oh, it's actually Oh, wow.
- 22:02It's really easy when you're fast.
- 22:05Wait, it's still really easy when you're
- 22:06fast.
- 22:07>> Well, that's probably because he's big.
- 22:08He's a bigger target. Easier to kill.
- 22:12It's Wow, it's actually easier.
- 22:15Wow. It's like he's not even trying. You
- 22:17have RPG. That is not fair. Oh, why the
- 22:20RP cry about it?
- 22:22Guys, I have an AA15, which I believe
- 22:25does a ton of damage close range. Watch.
- 22:27I'm going to test it on Adam. What is
- 22:28this? The flywheel machine gun.
- 22:32Whoa. Yo, I didn't even know you were
- 22:34coming up. That's my bad.
- 22:37Okay. You really just TP to do that? YOU
- 22:40DESTROYED MY SPAWN POINT. YOU DESTROYED
- 22:42MY spawn point. What am I supposed to
- 22:44do?
- 22:44>> All right. Block of redstone. Ooh,
- 22:46that's a new one. Oh, IT'S AN AUG.
- 22:49WHOA. WHO IS shooting me? Um, it must be
- 22:53like a chicken or something like real
- 22:54far away.
- 22:55>> Ow. Why are you You guys are standing
- 22:57next to each other shooting at me. That
- 22:58is illegal. What we do in our free time
- 23:01does not concern you. Wait. Oh my gosh.
- 23:03Imagine if I could light the Nether with
- 23:04this fire gun. Oh my god. It worked. It
- 23:07worked. Now the portal's back on. Now we
- 23:09wait.
- 23:12>> Really? Really? Are you serious?
- 23:14>> Oh, sorry. I thought you were Adam. of
- 23:16all the things we've been through that
- 23:17you're going to do that to me.
- 23:18>> Sorry.
- 23:22Diversion. How did that work? What is
- 23:24that? Gun is OP. I Where's up in What is
- 23:27H? I don't even Yes. Yes. Where do I
- 23:29even go, bro? Just let me live for one
- 23:32second. Like, I had to TP to you because
- 23:34my spawn point blew up because you blew
- 23:36it up.
- 23:38[laughter]
- 23:40This is so stupid. Guys, I'm muted right
- 23:43now. I hid something in the Nether from
- 23:45our survival world and it is the respawn
- 23:48anchor. The respawn anchor is like one
- 23:50of the hardest blocks to craft in the
- 23:51entire game other than the beacon. And
- 23:52the beacon gave us the shrink ray. If I
- 23:55can find my respawn anchor then I should
- 23:56be able to get something good.
- 23:59>> Yes. Oh my god.
- 24:03[laughter]
- 24:05Okay. I just I can't I can't TP to Adam
- 24:08anymore. So now I'm like I don't even
- 24:09know where I am. I'm like at the end of
- 24:10the world.
- 24:11>> Oh D boy's here. I cannot let him find
- 24:13that before me. Oh my gosh, these fire
- 24:15guns are actually pretty good. And
- 24:16there's so many of them, too.
- 24:19Pop. This is my Nether Jackie. I got to
- 24:22get back in there.
- 24:23>> I am going to go mining. Think if I can
- 24:25find like a diamond ore, that guy could
- 24:27be pretty good.
- 24:30I SAID, DON'T YOU DARE FORGET THAT,
- 24:32JACKIE. THIS IS MY NETHER. I'M DONE
- 24:35MESSING AROUND with dirt boy. Here we
- 24:37go. [laughter] I'm going to do a TNT
- 24:39trap. I'm gonna use use this fire gun to
- 24:42blow up the TNT.
- 24:44[screaming]
- 24:47HOW [laughter]
- 24:49THE TNT was supposed to blow you up.
- 24:51>> Did I do any damage?
- 24:52>> No. Whatever you just shot me with did
- 24:54nothing.
- 24:54>> Does this do anything to you?
- 24:55>> Yeah. The portal's dead, by the way. You
- 24:57guys are never coming back. Oh,
- 24:59[laughter] wait. What just happened?
- 25:01WRONG PORTAL, IDIOT. Oh crap.
- 25:06There's no amount of enjoyment that goes
- 25:08away. I get happier every time I kill
- 25:11Alec. It's like Christmas morning.
- 25:12Where's my respawn anchor? It's supposed
- 25:14to respawn me. All right, let's all live
- 25:16in peace in the NETHER TOGETHER. WHAT?
- 25:18HEY. [screaming] HEY. I SAID WE CAN LIVE
- 25:20IN PEACE.
- 25:22I SAID WE CAN LIVE IN PEACE.
- 25:24>> GUYS, I found the respawn anchor. If he
- 25:26looks on top of that portal, he's going
- 25:28to get it.
- 25:28>> Oh, I'm joining the fawn. I can't let
- 25:30them have all this fun without me.
- 25:32>> OH, YES. YOU [screaming] IDIOT.
- 25:35>> ADAM, you're so dumb, dude. You did. You
- 25:37were right next to the most OP thing,
- 25:39I'm pretty sure, in the entire game, and
- 25:40you missed it. No. Wait, what is it?
- 25:43It's right there. HERE WE GO. OH, NO.
- 25:46[screaming]
- 25:47YEAH. NO. NO.
- 25:51Thank you, Ali. No. No. No. No. No. No.
- 25:54No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
- 25:56We can't let him break it. We can't let
- 25:57him break it. What even is that?
- 25:59>> No.
- 26:00>> Oh, no.
- 26:02>> Adam, I'll show you where the block is,
- 26:03but you got to let me through.
- 26:04>> You promise me you'll show me? I will
- 26:06show you where the block is.
- 26:07>> Adam, I'll show you where the block is,
- 26:09but you got to let me through. You
- 26:10promise?
- 26:11>> I promise. Don't kill me. It's me. It's
- 26:13me. Oh crap. All right. All right, Adam.
- 26:16Do you know where the block is? Yeah,
- 26:17I'll show you. I'll show you. It's over
- 26:18here. Yeah. Yeah, I do.
- 26:19>> No. No. No. He has no idea. Don't Don't
- 26:21listen to that guy. All right, I'll show
- 26:23you.
- 26:23>> Do not shoot me.
- 26:24>> No, I got I got I got I got my my my my
- 26:26pickaxe out.
- 26:27>> Okay. All right. You got your pickaxe.
- 26:29All right. Show me where it is.
- 26:30>> It's over this way. We got to parkour
- 26:31over that portal.
- 26:32>> Okay. All right. Wait, what is Alec
- 26:34DOING HERE?
- 26:36MY SPAWN POINT [screaming] WON'T SET.
- 26:39WATCH OUT. WATCH out for Alec. WATCH
- 26:40OUT. HEY. HEY, BRO. HOW DOES THAT KILL
- 26:43ME IN ONE HIT?
- 26:46[laughter]
- 26:48>> ADAM JUST MINED THE BLOCK, YOU IDIOT.
- 26:50WHAT IS IT? You're You were standing
- 26:52right next to it. What is it?
- 26:54>> We're running out of time. We got to get
- 26:55in there or else nobody's going to get
- 26:56the gun.
- 26:59>> I got him. Nice. Wait, it's just me. Oh
- 27:01my god. It's just me. Oh my god. No. No.
- 27:03No. No. No. No. NO. NO. WHAT BLOCK IS
- 27:05IT? SOMEBODY TELL ME. OH MY GOD. PLEASE,
- 27:09>> BRO. Go in the the portal.
- 27:11>> Please. WHAT BLOCK IS IT? HOW DO I GET
- 27:15IT? NO. OH, I SEE IT. JACK, kill him.
- 27:18Jack, kill him. KILL HIM. NO,
- 27:20>> WE KILLED EACH OTHER.
- 27:21>> Don't tell him that. Oh my god. It's
- 27:23It's mine. It's mine. Don't tell HIM
- 27:25THAT, YOU IDIOT. OH [screaming] MY GOD.
- 27:28Oh my god.
- 27:29>> Where is it? NO, HE GOT IT. NO.
- 27:31>> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WANT TO SHOOT ME.
- 27:32You're not going to want to shoot me.
- 27:33That's a bad idea. That's a really bad
- 27:35idea.
- 27:37[laughter]
- 27:37I HATE ADAM SO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS?
- 27:42OW. WAIT. WAIT. I had it. Where'd it go?
- 27:48This gun, ALEC, IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE
- 27:51TALKING ABOUT? HOW did you get that? How
- 27:53did you steal it from me? Somebody
- 27:55placed down TNT in the Nether. And when
- 27:57I broke the TNT, I got this. The
- 27:59inventory sniper, which steals anything
- 28:02that you're holding.
- 28:03>> No, no, no, no, no. Oh, I didn't know
- 28:06what that what that was. Did
- 28:09>> Adam, how did you not know what the
- 28:10inventory sniper did?
- 28:12>> Jack, give that back. No, no, no, no.
- 28:14Give, give, give that one gun back. I'll
- 28:16give you all every single other gun I
- 28:17have in my entire inventory. Please give
- 28:18me that one back. Don't aim it at me,
- 28:20please.
- 28:21>> I think I might save this for the final
- 28:24battle. Wait, let me test it out on uh
- 28:27Did I just steal it? Wait, you have it,
- 28:28too?
- 28:29>> Did I just steal it?
- 28:30>> No. No. Get away from me. He has the
- 28:32inventory sniper. Everybody run.
- 28:34>> I killed him. Don't worry.
- 28:35>> He's stealing my inventory.
- 28:36>> Jack, I killed him. See, look. We're
- 28:38friends, right? We're friends. We're
- 28:39friends.
- 28:40>> I got to get out of here.
- 28:41>> So, you'll give me my gun back because
- 28:42we're friends, right?
- 28:43>> I can't hear you. This is too tense of a
- 28:45situation. My stress levels are too
- 28:47high. My heart is pounding. I can't hear
- 28:48you.
- 28:49>> How do you use this gun? Adam.
- 28:52[laughter]
- 28:53Adam, don't stop stealing my gun, you
- 28:56freak. I don't know how to use the gun.
- 28:58You're You stole it. You're lit. You
- 29:00stole my gun. Oh, the legend pistol.
- 29:02That's a good gun. Thanks, Alec.
- 29:04>> And boys, time is up.
- 29:06>> Of course. Of course. Time's up. Right
- 29:08when I HAVE NOTHING. YOU GUYS BOTH JUST
- 29:10STOLE ALL MY GUNS.
- 29:11>> Go into your backpacks and get your best
- 29:13guns for the final battle.
- 29:14>> Oh my god. Woah, woah, woah, woah. Oh.
- 29:16>> Prepare for battle, boys.
- 29:18>> Okay. Okay. I'm I'm I'm I
- 29:20>> Wait, were we fighting in this room? I'm
- 29:21stuck.
- 29:22>> Oh, wait. Battle begins. First to three
- 29:24player kills wins. Ah, game is on, boys.
- 29:28>> Where are they? Where are all these
- 29:30guys? I got to activate that TNT. Try
- 29:32and make a distraction. Maybe that'll
- 29:33lure someone over.
- 29:34>> Okay, guys. I'm I'm going to camp with a
- 29:36sniper because everyone else has a
- 29:38really good gun that will probably kill
- 29:40me instantly. So, I need to try to sneak
- 29:41up on somebody and just headshot them
- 29:43just like I did to that skeleton right
- 29:44there. Oh, with a skeleton with a Glock.
- 29:47Not cool. We're fine. We're fine. I
- 29:49don't want to run out into the open yet.
- 29:50Yeah. Okay, we have TNT going. All
- 29:52right. I think that I think that made
- 29:53some commotion. Wait, I hear fighting. I
- 29:55hear fighting. Yep. Someone's peeking.
- 29:57NO.
- 29:58>> SHOTS FIRED.
- 29:59>> YOU STUPID SKELETONS. BRO, I'm going to
- 30:01die to the stupid skeletons. Oh, that
- 30:03was actually really good play. I wish I
- 30:05wish I timed that better cuz I could
- 30:06have killed Alec right there. Hello,
- 30:08boys.
- 30:09This is so tense. Oh, bro. They could be
- 30:12anywhere. They could be in the trees. We
- 30:13got to get to the high ground.
- 30:14>> Okay, no one has any kills yet, though.
- 30:16We're good. We're good. I just need to
- 30:17find someone and click on their head and
- 30:18then I and then I have a point. That's
- 30:19all I have to do. It's that simple. Just
- 30:20[snorts] click on somebody's head.
- 30:22>> Why is this so scary? This is like we're
- 30:23playing COD. Why can't I climb his
- 30:25ladder?
- 30:25>> I don't know where they're at. They
- 30:27could be anywhere.
- 30:27>> Come on, somebody show yourself. You
- 30:30cowards.
- 30:32Somebody just shot me.
- 30:37First [screaming] kill.
- 30:38>> Oh my gosh. Jack has one point.
- 30:40>> Adam's down to two lives, boys. I just
- 30:42found out how to lie down. I'm like the
- 30:44American sniper.
- 30:46>> I hear somebody. I don't think Jack
- 30:48knows. They're kind of close to me.
- 30:50We're going to be up the stairs. I saw
- 30:51him coming in this building. LET'S TEST
- 30:53OUT MY OH, [screaming] HE STUCK UP ON ME
- 30:55NOW. [laughter]
- 30:56BANG.
- 30:59Oh my god, Adam got his lick back.
- 31:01That's crazy. I need to get involved.
- 31:03>> Okay, I got to stay quiet. I got to stay
- 31:04quiet. Two lives. Two lives. I only have
- 31:06two lives. I got to guard this. This is
- 31:07where people are going to start flooding
- 31:08in now.
- 31:09>> Come on. Oh, I see name tag. I see name
- 31:11tag. Who is that? I think that's Jack.
- 31:13>> Oh, I see somebody.
- 31:14>> Let's one tap him.
- 31:15>> I'm going to try to USE THE GRAVITY GUN.
- 31:17[screaming]
- 31:18>> WHAT IS HE SHOOTING AT ME? OH, THEY'RE
- 31:20ON THE RUN. THE CHASE IS ON. SOMEONE'S
- 31:23FIGHTING. Where are they shooting? Where
- 31:24are they shooting? Oh my gosh. Oh my
- 31:25gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
- 31:31BOOM. HEAD [screaming] SHOT. OH, ONE
- 31:34SHOT. BRO, I'M DOWN TO ONE LIFE, BRO. I
- 31:36got to bust out the big guns. I DON'T
- 31:38NEED A WORLD DESTROYER. I DON'T NEED A
- 31:40RAY GUN. I don't need an incendiary gun.
- 31:43Just give me a sniper rifle. That's all
- 31:44I need. Adam, you're next, buddy.
- 31:46>> You're a little camper, buddy. Show
- 31:48yourself, you coward.
- 31:49>> What does this even do? Oh, world
- 31:52destroyer. [screaming]
- 31:54WHAT THE? OW. OW. I'M GETTING POISONED.
- 31:57WHAT IS HAPPENING? WAIT, I'm getting I
- 31:59don't even I'm getting poisoned. I don't
- 32:00even know how or [music] where. Am I
- 32:02dying? Yeah. I GOT TO RUN. GET WRECKED
- 32:05BY NUCLEAR POISON, BOYS. NAH, that's
- 32:08crazy. Nah. Oh my god. Oh no. WHAT THE
- 32:12HOW DO I STOP IT? THIS IS TORTURE. It's
- 32:14killing me, too. I don't know how to
- 32:15stop it. Oh dear lord. This is THIS IS
- 32:17BAD. HELP. [screaming] HELP. I ACTUALLY
- 32:20CAN'T SEE ANYMORE. I'm dead. [laughter]
- 32:23>> Nuclear warfare is insane.
- 32:24>> Oh, I'm still alive.
- 32:26>> I'm still alive, too.
- 32:26>> I have one life. I have one life. You
- 32:28guys survived. So, Adam has two lives.
- 32:30Jack has one life. Adam has one life.
- 32:33Boom. Why are you camping?
- 32:36>> Wait. I think Adam's out. Adam, how many
- 32:37lives do you have?
- 32:38>> Adam has one. He's out of one. Uh, two.
- 32:41One. Two.
- 32:48Wait. Yeah, it might be out.
- 32:51[screaming]
- 32:53Keep trying to peek on your little
- 32:55sniper, you little dork. Bro, you're
- 32:57running around with an RPG. That is the
- 32:59most newbie thing possible. Pay to win.
- 33:01Pay to win. I still have two lives,
- 33:02though. Keep talking with your
- 33:03blabbermouth. Oh, yes. Yes, baby. The
- 33:06high ground. That's right. Come on up.
- 33:08Come on up.
- 33:09>> I'm so scared. I trapped myself in a
- 33:11quarter. I got to get out of here.
- 33:13>> Someone's right here. I think that's
- 33:14Adam. My gosh. He's right there. He's
- 33:16right behind us. What the heck? What the
- 33:18heck just happened?
- 33:19>> The skeleton's going after somebody.
- 33:21Where are you, boys?
- 33:23>> I fell in a stupid hole. No, no, no, no,
- 33:25no, no.
- 33:26>> Please tell me he's not going through
- 33:27that way. Oh my gosh. If I get sniped,
- 33:30I'm so dead. Where are these fools?
- 33:32>> I know Adam's around here, bro. I know
- 33:34he's around here. What? What? What? Oh,
- 33:36it's this stupid thing.
- 33:39Oh my god. Pig. Peek-ab-oo. You're camp.
- 33:41You're literally camping. You're
- 33:43literally camping. Everybody's down to
- 33:45one life, boys. Everybody lock in. Oh,
- 33:47I'm so dead. I'm just going to go for
- 33:48it.
- 33:49>> Adam, just show yourself. I'll give you
- 33:50$10.
- 33:51>> YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? WHO WANTS SOME
- 33:53[screaming] OF THIS? OH MY GOSH. OH MY
- 33:54GOSH. I SEE ADAM.
- 33:55>> LASER GUN. LASER GUN. [screaming]
- 33:59>> OH MY GOSH. Siren with the one, two,
- 34:02three. See you. Come on. What is a laser
- 34:05gun, bro? Where [music] is he? Oh god.
- 34:08Oh god. Oh no. [laughter] This is not
- 34:11good for me.
- 34:12>> Adam, how did you get there?
- 34:14>> I'm in a predicament.
- 34:15>> How did you get there? What's happening
- 34:17there, Adam? You can talk to me. We're
- 34:19We're just friends. Adam,
- 34:20>> let's just say you're going to have to
- 34:22find him.
- 34:23>> I think I have a pretty good method of
- 34:26how to do that. Hey, Adam, I know you
- 34:28met my good friend, the World Destroyer,
- 34:30but how do you like seconds?
- 34:31>> I'm good. [screaming]
- 34:35>> Oh my god.
- 34:36>> Is it getting him?
- 34:37>> I'm dead.
- 34:38>> It got you.
- 34:39>> He's dead.
- 34:41[screaming]
- 34:42[laughter]
- 34:44>> That gun is ridiculous. You didn't even
- 34:46come close to hitting me.
- 34:47>> Yeah, that destroyed everything and
- 34:49everyone.
- 34:50>> Let's go. VICTORY LAB. Smash like. Click
- 34:54this video.
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