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Minecraft, But Every Drop is a Gun — Transcript

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  1. 0:00In today's video, every block is random.
  2. 0:02So, when I destroy this flower, I get a
  3. 0:05glove. [screaming]
  4. 0:11[screaming] Yeah,
  5. 0:13I think I got a little carried away
  6. 0:14there. My friends and I will get 30
  7. 0:16minutes to break as many blocks as
  8. 0:18possible, [music] and every single block
  9. 0:19drops a different gun. The more rare the
  10. 0:21block, the more overpowered the gun. And
  11. 0:23at the end of the timer, we'll be
  12. 0:25battling to see who got the best
  13. 0:26weapons. Comment down below who you
  14. 0:28think will win. All right, guys. 30
  15. 0:30minutes is on the clock now. Uh, I need
  16. 0:32you guys to go ahead and just break a
  17. 0:34block.
  18. 0:35>> Okay, [screaming]
  19. 0:37flower. Oh my gosh. Put them up. I SAID
  20. 0:40PUT THEM UP. GOD DANG IT. [screaming]
  21. 0:43I GAVE YOU ALL OF my items. Please do
  22. 0:44not shoot.
  23. 0:46I put my MEAT ON THE FLOOR. PLEASE.
  24. 0:48>> WHAT HAPPENS when I break this grass
  25. 0:50block? Oh. Whoa. What's up now, boy?
  26. 0:53What's up now, BOY?
  27. 0:56What am I going to get FROM THIS WOOD?
  28. 0:59>> [screaming]
  29. 1:00>> OH, NO. NO, NO, NO. DON'T TOUCH IT ON
  30. 1:02ME.
  31. 1:02>> I HAD A RIOT SHIELD.
  32. 1:04>> YEAH. YEAH, [laughter] that did nothing.
  33. 1:06Hey, Alec. Um, so you kind of robbed me
  34. 1:08of all of my items. Can I have those
  35. 1:10back?
  36. 1:10>> Um,
  37. 1:11>> and this is actually not a question. Uh,
  38. 1:13this is a threat. I will kill you.
  39. 1:14>> I said, I said yes. You have three
  40. 1:16seconds. Two. There you go. That's all.
  41. 1:18One.
  42. 1:19>> Thank you. Pleasure doing business with
  43. 1:21you. Have a great day.
  44. 1:22>> This is war.
  45. 1:25[laughter]
  46. 1:26>> I'm trying to set my spawn point. You
  47. 1:28guys just keep killing me over and over.
  48. 1:30Oh my god. Despire
  49. 1:34[screaming]
  50. 1:39rifle. However, I think I can do a lot
  51. 1:41better. Let's see what happens when we
  52. 1:42break this little flower here. Oh, look.
  53. 1:45We got a clock. Does that happen with
  54. 1:47all of the other flowers? Oh, yeah.
  55. 1:49Okay, we got a TTI G34. Guys, welcome to
  56. 1:53the dirt huts. Here we will get many
  57. 1:55guns and then we will be prepared for
  58. 1:58the final battle. Let me just break one
  59. 1:59piece of dirt. Let's see what I get.
  60. 2:01Whoa, we got a tack one timeless 50 L.
  61. 2:03This was one of my first ever guns.
  62. 2:06Guys, this is really cool. My entire
  63. 2:08house is built out of very strong
  64. 2:11blocks. And generally, the stronger
  65. 2:12block you break, the better gun you get
  66. 2:14from it. So, if I break this guy, look
  67. 2:16at this. Oh, what? Oh my god. SPR. I'm
  68. 2:21not going to lie. I don't even know what
  69. 2:22that is. Oh my gosh. Actually, I got
  70. 2:23pistols now, too. I have a Kimbo guns.
  71. 2:26The win-win. Yo. Ow. Someone's shooting
  72. 2:29me.
  73. 2:31Pink. Oh my gosh. This thing is like a
  74. 2:33mini shotgun. BANG. [screaming]
  75. 2:36BANG. ADAM. Oh my gosh. You're trash.
  76. 2:39You will die in your sleep. Wa.
  77. 2:41[laughter]
  78. 2:43Oh my gosh. We just got muolnir from a
  79. 2:46flower, bro. Oh, also we got a ride
  80. 2:48shield with a pistol, too. What happens
  81. 2:51if I break cords? Oh, M71. THIS IS
  82. 2:54DIFFERENT. STOP KILLING ME.
  83. 2:58I got him again. Yeah. Have fun
  84. 2:59replacing those windows, BUDDY. HAVE FUN
  85. 3:02REPLACING THAT HEAD. OH, [screaming]
  86. 3:05I I just I just instantly died.
  87. 3:07>> OH, [laughter]
  88. 3:09THAT THING'S INSANE. I I have to leave.
  89. 3:11I HAVE TO LEAVE. YOU GUYS ARE
  90. 3:12RIDICULOUS. WAIT, ADAM. TRUCE. TRUCE. I
  91. 3:14actually want to give you something. I'm
  92. 3:15not even kidding. Look at this. I think
  93. 3:17you'll enjoy that. Wait, I banned all
  94. 3:19truses. No trucees. NO TRUCE IS ALLOWED
  95. 3:22IN THE BECK BRO WORLD.
  96. 3:23>> YOU SIT ME UP.
  97. 3:24>> YOU WILL.
  98. 3:25>> LOOK. LOOK. I killed him. I killed him.
  99. 3:26See, that's not a truce. I killed him.
  100. 3:31>> Adam, if you try any of that funny
  101. 3:32business anytime today, I will kill all
  102. 3:35of your chicken nugies. Do not touch
  103. 3:37McNugger. Who? Okay, guys. Let's see
  104. 3:39what happens if I break some stuff at
  105. 3:40Adam's base. So, he has a furnace right
  106. 3:42here. Okay, that just drops another riot
  107. 3:44shield. What about his crafting table
  108. 3:46right here? Oh, actually, just a
  109. 3:48crafting table. So, some blocks still
  110. 3:50just actually dropped the block. I want
  111. 3:51to see what happens when I take a piece
  112. 3:53of Alex house. Oh, that's the good
  113. 3:55stuff. SPR 5.56.
  114. 3:57>> I'm not sure if Adam thinks that I don't
  115. 3:59see him right there or what his strategy
  116. 4:01is.
  117. 4:02>> Oh my gosh, he has all the assault
  118. 4:03rifles. We have the M7 A1. OH MY GOSH,
  119. 4:06I'M GETTING SUCH good stuff right now.
  120. 4:08Why is Adam's cousin looking at me like
  121. 4:09that? That's better. Let's test out this
  122. 4:12cauldron next. I think that's a a DB2
  123. 4:15Duran. Although it's not the right size,
  124. 4:17it gets the job done. Check this thing
  125. 4:19out. Yo. All right. I'm just going to
  126. 4:21literally tear down his entire house
  127. 4:23until I have an entire inventory. Then
  128. 4:24we can sort out later. I do want to make
  129. 4:26sure I have a lot of stuff. Does he not
  130. 4:28see me? What's going on? Who knew
  131. 4:30knowledge would actually get you
  132. 4:31something? Oh. Oh crap.
  133. 4:34NO. [screaming]
  134. 4:35WAIT. YOU THINK I'M JUST GOING TO LET
  135. 4:36YOU MINE my entire house?
  136. 4:37>> That's what I've been doing to Adam's
  137. 4:39base. Wait, I only have dirt.
  138. 4:40>> Ooh, nice brown beds. THAT GIVES ME
  139. 4:43WHOA, I JUST GOT an insane looking
  140. 4:46pistol. HE KILLED ME. GET OUT OF MY
  141. 4:49HOUSE. IF ANYBODY ENTERS MY HOUSE, THEY
  142. 4:51WILL FACE THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND
  143. 4:52BULLETS. He has no idea I spawned right
  144. 4:55on top of him. [laughter]
  145. 4:58[screaming] GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. OOH, I
  146. 5:00WONDER WHAT I GET IF I break redstone.
  147. 5:01Oh my gosh, I just got a sniper.
  148. 5:03Question, Jack. Is there any way to get
  149. 5:05attachments? Like, I just got a CAR98,
  150. 5:07which is a sniper rifle, but it only has
  151. 5:09uh like it's iron sights. Alec, hold on,
  152. 5:12Alec. I'll get right with you. I'm just
  153. 5:13I just killed Adam in his own house. I
  154. 5:16HAVE BITS LITERALLY MADE OF DIRT. WHAT
  155. 5:17DO YOU WANT? I SHOT HIM. I GOT HIM. I
  156. 5:19got him. I got you, Adam. Don't worry.
  157. 5:21Oh, now I'm not going to help you,
  158. 5:23idiot. Oh, thank you. Thank you,
  159. 5:26Adam. Alex's getting pretty good. Oh my
  160. 5:29gosh. No. This is the This is the best
  161. 5:31gun ever, DUDE. STOP SHOOT ENOUGH. LIKE,
  162. 5:33WHAT DO YOU YOU DON'T EVEN GET ANYTHING
  163. 5:35OUT OF IT. YOU DON'T EVEN GET ANYTHING.
  164. 5:37I get TO WATCH YOU SUFFER. I GET TO
  165. 5:39WATCH you be in pain. I really like this
  166. 5:42new gun that I got called Amnesty.
  167. 5:44Except uh it's kind of weird because the
  168. 5:46bullets aren't really in the gun.
  169. 5:48>> Whoa. Oh my gosh. The cinder. WHAT IS
  170. 5:51THIS? [screaming]
  171. 5:53NO.
  172. 5:55>> ALEC, please just let me live for 2
  173. 5:57seconds, guys. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm
  174. 5:58sorry. Actually, actually, actually,
  175. 6:00hands off keyboard, guys. Actually,
  176. 6:01let's stop killing each other for real.
  177. 6:02Adam, I need to show you something,
  178. 6:03though. Come here. Break this block
  179. 6:04right here.
  180. 6:08>> I'm going to the Nether. Oh, yeah.
  181. 6:09That's actually a great idea. I'll join
  182. 6:10you.
  183. 6:12He pulled out a gun last second and I I
  184. 6:13feel like it's probably not a good idea
  185. 6:15to follow him. [laughter]
  186. 6:18Who wants to COME TO THE [ __ ]
  187. 6:19[screaming] THE [ __ ] BUT WHAT I will
  188. 6:22try is this, guys. Check it out. So,
  189. 6:24usually the harder the block is to
  190. 6:26break. What's up, buddy?
  191. 6:27>> Hey, I was just This is my This is my
  192. 6:30swamp.
  193. 6:31>> All right, let me see what another block
  194. 6:32gives me. The cinder magnetistry. I knew
  195. 6:34I was going to get brand new weapons
  196. 6:35here. Let's see what this does. Oh, I'm
  197. 6:37about to bounce back and test out on the
  198. 6:38boys.
  199. 6:39>> That's great. You can go inside the
  200. 6:40swamp anytime you like. Uh, this is all
  201. 6:42your swamp and you have yourself a
  202. 6:44fantastical great day. I will get you
  203. 6:45Chick-fil-A for the next 2 days if you
  204. 6:48just put that gun away.
  205. 6:49>> Your house is way over there. This is my
  206. 6:51territory. So, this is my crying
  207. 6:53obsidian. This is my
  208. 6:54>> That's a cool gun you got there. I think
  209. 6:56I just found one.
  210. 6:57>> Jack, don't you do this.
  211. 6:58>> Hey,
  212. 6:58>> don't you do this. You don't want to do
  213. 7:00this. How about I get regular obsidian?
  214. 7:02You get crying obsidian. Deal.
  215. 7:03>> Let me just see what I get first and
  216. 7:05then I'll tell you if if it's actually
  217. 7:06good.
  218. 7:07>> No. No. You already agreed. You agreed.
  219. 7:09I'm not allowed to get crying obsidian.
  220. 7:10You're not allowed to get regular
  221. 7:11obsidian.
  222. 7:12>> I don't remember signing any contracts.
  223. 7:14[laughter]
  224. 7:18Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
  225. 7:19Let's pull out our things at the
  226. 7:21>> That's Adam. That's Adam. That's not me.
  227. 7:22THAT'S ADAM. NEW GUN ALERT. NEW GUN
  228. 7:25ALERT.
  229. 7:27How do you have that gun? Literally,
  230. 7:29it's right here. You are so annoying.
  231. 7:31Stop shooting me. Me and Jack were doing
  232. 7:33something productive. We were doing
  233. 7:34something fun. We were DOING SOMETHING
  234. 7:36CORDIAL. [screaming]
  235. 7:38ALL RIGHT. All right. All right, let's
  236. 7:38see what what I what happens when I
  237. 7:40break this. THE CLOCKWORK SNIPER. OH, I
  238. 7:42GOT TO TEST THIS OUT. I'M just going to
  239. 7:44keep bouncing back and forth to kill
  240. 7:45them. This is going to be epic.
  241. 7:47>> Alec, what did you get from the
  242. 7:48obsidian?
  243. 7:50>> It's It's It's I can't even lie. It's
  244. 7:52pretty cool.
  245. 7:53>> Is it a minigun?
  246. 7:54>> Yeah, it's a minigun. Is that what you
  247. 7:56got?
  248. 7:56>> I got a minigun, too. Which one did you
  249. 7:58get?
  250. 7:59>> Mine is the burn me to the ground M134
  251. 8:02minigun. Let's test it. I'm going to
  252. 8:03test it on Adam. I have no bullets.
  253. 8:05>> Oh, wait. UH, MINE.
  254. 8:08STOP KILLING ME. NEW WEAPON ALERT.
  255. 8:11That's what you get, boy. Also, I got to
  256. 8:12really stop spawning on top of your
  257. 8:14house,
  258. 8:15Adam. New weapon alert.
  259. 8:19[laughter]
  260. 8:21[snorts]
  261. 8:22[screaming]
  262. 8:23New weapon alert. I'll see you boys in a
  263. 8:25minute. All right. Seriously, stop
  264. 8:27killing me. I I get mad at him in every
  265. 8:29single video. This might be the most mad
  266. 8:31I've ever been in him ever. I I
  267. 8:32literally hate him right now. Head shot.
  268. 8:35Dead. Whoa. I just got the gravity
  269. 8:38inverter gun. Okay, so wait, what
  270. 8:40happens if I shoot this villager? Wa wa.
  271. 8:44He just flipped UPSIDE DOWN. WHOA.
  272. 8:47[laughter] HE BROKE HIS LEGS. OKAY. All
  273. 8:49right. I want to break this again cuz I
  274. 8:51think that Yes, it gives me the card.
  275. 8:52The card 98 is so much fun. I believe
  276. 8:54it's one shot to the head. So, I
  277. 8:56definitely want to get a lot of these. I
  278. 8:58don't know where the boys went, but if I
  279. 9:00can use this on them, then we're going
  280. 9:02to send them to outer space. Also, wait,
  281. 9:04can I use it on myself? This is probably
  282. 9:06a terrible idea, right? It's coming back
  283. 9:07down. Yeah, that was close. Alec, can I
  284. 9:10just test something out on you, please?
  285. 9:11Come on, Alec. Just this one time,
  286. 9:13>> bro. There's literally mobs everywhere.
  287. 9:15Like, shoot the villager. Don't shoot
  288. 9:16me.
  289. 9:17>> Yeah, but I I Here, we we need to do it
  290. 9:18inside your house. Trust me, it'll be
  291. 9:20really really cool.
  292. 9:22>> It's not explosive before you ask.
  293. 9:24Golden block. Let's see what I get.
  294. 9:25What? See what it drops. All right, this
  295. 9:27is the override rail gun. Oh, this gun
  296. 9:30looks sick. All right, we got to test it
  297. 9:31on the boys.
  298. 9:31>> Okay, so just stand right there. Are you
  299. 9:33ready? I don't know.
  300. 9:35>> Three, two, one. Um, 3, two, 1.
  301. 9:39[laughter]
  302. 9:40>> What is that? A confetti machine. 3,
  303. 9:42two, ONE. WHOA. [laughter]
  304. 9:45>> HE'S ON THE CEILING.
  305. 9:46>> WHAT the Where am I?
  306. 9:47>> It's a gravity inverter.
  307. 9:48>> Wo wo wo.
  308. 9:49>> Go back up, nerd. I GOT MYSELF. I GOT
  309. 9:52MYSELF.
  310. 9:52>> WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHAT IS HAPPEN? I'M
  311. 9:54PANICKING. I'm panicking. No. This is
  312. 9:55really [laughter] tripping me out. Oh, I
  313. 9:56have a headache.
  314. 9:57>> That was awesome.
  315. 9:58>> Get out of my house. Get out of my
  316. 10:00house. Never do that again.
  317. 10:03CAN'T GET ME. NEW GUN ALERT. NO. DANG
  318. 10:06IT. HE STILL GOT ME. NEW GUN ALERT. ALL
  319. 10:08RIGHT, I'll be back with a new GUN IN A
  320. 10:10MINUTE. WHAT THE HECK? WHAT THE HECK?
  321. 10:13See you later, NERD. THIS IS NOT
  322. 10:16ILLEGAL. THIS IS NOT LEGAL. [screaming]
  323. 10:19[laughter]
  324. 10:20I got him. Oh, did somebody accidentally
  325. 10:23put on the floaties? Oh, Adam.
  326. 10:26>> Adam always wanted to fly when he was a
  327. 10:27kid.
  328. 10:28>> Whoa. Oh my gosh.
  329. 10:29>> What's that? A flywheel machine gun. You
  330. 10:32see that village over there?
  331. 10:35[panting]
  332. 10:36All right, hold on. Let me get one of
  333. 10:37those. Wait, I just realized there's
  334. 10:39obsidian right here. If I break this, I
  335. 10:41can get a really, really, really,
  336. 10:42really, really, really good gun. Oh my
  337. 10:44gosh, we got a minigun. I got to try
  338. 10:46this out. Oh my gosh, this thing is
  339. 10:47going to be legendary if I can get some
  340. 10:48ammo for this thing. Wait, Jack, you got
  341. 10:51to break this. I know this is your house
  342. 10:53and I really wanted to, but look, I'm a
  343. 10:55good friend and I'll let you I'll let
  344. 10:56you do the honors.
  345. 10:57>> You get a cool angle from the roof.
  346. 10:58>> Oh, yeah. Okay, I'm just going to fire
  347. 11:00shots in Alex's basement here. Yo,
  348. 11:02there's something crazy on Alex roof. I
  349. 11:03got to break that. What the heck is
  350. 11:05that?
  351. 11:05>> Okay, ready? 3 2 1 A pistol.
  352. 11:09>> Wow.
  353. 11:09>> Not just any pistol, though. It does a
  354. 11:12lot of extra headshot damage.
  355. 11:14>> Is it a ray gun?
  356. 11:15>> Uh, not quite. It looks kind of basic,
  357. 11:17right?
  358. 11:17>> Uh, please don't point that at me. Alec,
  359. 11:19what is this thing on the top of your
  360. 11:20house? Wait, wait, no. [music] Adam,
  361. 11:22>> where is Adam?
  362. 11:23>> No, no, no, no, no. Adam,
  363. 11:24>> where is he? What's on top of your roof?
  364. 11:26>> Whoa. What a What? What even was that?
  365. 11:28>> No, no, no, no, no. He did not break it.
  366. 11:30No, I was saving that.
  367. 11:31>> WHAT IS IT?
  368. 11:32>> NO, [screaming] NO, NO.
  369. 11:34>> WHAT'S UP THERE?
  370. 11:35>> NO, NO, NO.
  371. 11:37>> IT WAS SOME SORT OF LIKE BEACON
  372. 11:39SOMETHING.
  373. 11:39>> IT'S A BEACON. HE HAS MY BEACON. WHAT?
  374. 11:42YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE, ALEC.
  375. 11:44>> Kill him. He's right there. Wa! He broke
  376. 11:46it already. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
  377. 11:49no.
  378. 11:49>> He dropped it. He dropped it. I I GOT
  379. 11:51IT.
  380. 11:51>> WAIT, THAT WAS MINE. THAT WAS MINE.
  381. 11:54>> OH. [laughter] HEY YO, ALEC, what you
  382. 11:57His His gun still work, but I I shrunk
  383. 11:59him down.
  384. 11:59>> THAT WAS MINE. WAS IT WAS IT FOR MY
  385. 12:02BEACON? WHAT did you get that? Adam,
  386. 12:03wait. Sorry. Your house is burning down.
  387. 12:05You should definitely focus on that.
  388. 12:06What did you get for my beacon? Adam,
  389. 12:08answer me. What did you get FOR MY
  390. 12:09BEACON?
  391. 12:11ADAM, ANSWER ME. WHAT DID YOU GET FOR MY
  392. 12:14BEACON? I GOT THE SHRINK RAY. I don't
  393. 12:16even have it anymore. Jack stole it. I
  394. 12:18was saving the beacon. Oh my god. So,
  395. 12:21this thing can not only shrink mobs, but
  396. 12:23it can also shrink blocks. Adam, I'm
  397. 12:26going to shrink your entire base, okay?
  398. 12:28As revenge for killing me so many times.
  399. 12:30>> I built that entire thing out of dirt
  400. 12:31anyways. [laughter] That's silly fool.
  401. 12:34That only took me like 5 minutes. Ooh,
  402. 12:36I'm going to shrink the iron golem down.
  403. 12:37Oh, watch out there, little guy. Ow. He
  404. 12:40still kind of hurts.
  405. 12:44>> I hate Adam.
  406. 12:45>> Hey, Alec, do you want this thing?
  407. 12:46>> There actually is one block though that
  408. 12:48I want, and it is at your house. or the
  409. 12:51cobweb.
  410. 12:52>> Yeah. I don't know how to get up there,
  411. 12:53though, cuz I can't really get blocks.
  412. 12:55>> Um Oh, I have a great idea.
  413. 12:57>> I have a pretty good idea, too. It does
  414. 12:58involve destroying your house, though.
  415. 13:00>> Wait, hold Wait, we can talk about this.
  416. 13:02>> Whoa, what is this? Oh my gosh, it's
  417. 13:03RPG. Yo, I just got RPG. Oh my gosh,
  418. 13:06this is a legendary find.
  419. 13:08Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Come on. Hopefully,
  420. 13:12it's like a slow-mo gun. That would be
  421. 13:13so cool. Let's see. I'm breaking it. Oh,
  422. 13:17it's a pistol. All right, I got to try
  423. 13:19this out. Let's see what happens when I
  424. 13:20just go like
  425. 13:21>> Oh, what is this? The GL3.
  426. 13:25>> OH, [screaming]
  427. 13:26BRAND NEW GUN ALERT. [laughter]
  428. 13:32[screaming]
  429. 13:32How did he get an RPG?
  430. 13:34>> This is not good at all. My entire game
  431. 13:37is starting to lag after Adam got
  432. 13:39whatever he just got.
  433. 13:40>> Guys, this is bad. I did just break the
  434. 13:43cobwebs and I got the legend pistol. No
  435. 13:45living legend in Night City. I don't
  436. 13:47think it's that good though because I
  437. 13:48did shoot Adam a couple times and he's
  438. 13:50still alive. I only have 10 ammo. I
  439. 13:52really got to save this. I'm going to
  440. 13:53burn Jack's house down too cuz I feel
  441. 13:54like it. I'm the villain today.
  442. 13:56>> Adam, are you trying to kill my entire
  443. 13:58house with a flamethrower?
  444. 13:59>> IF YOU WANT ME TO BE THE VILLAIN, I'LL
  445. 14:01BECOME THE VILLAIN. I think he's trying
  446. 14:02to crash the server. My whole game is
  447. 14:05lagging. Whoa, Alec. Wait, that's pretty
  448. 14:06cool. Alec, you should turn around. I
  449. 14:08really don't want to turn around.
  450. 14:10Yep. Okay. Night night. Ah, I [laughter]
  451. 14:14think he might be on to something here.
  452. 14:16Night night. Okay, guys. We need to
  453. 14:18figure out which guns are the best. I
  454. 14:21got to get away from this guy.
  455. 14:23[laughter]
  456. 14:25Ooh, wait. Hold on. I actually have some
  457. 14:27materials in here that I can craft some
  458. 14:29stuff with. Like a lapis lazily block.
  459. 14:32What is that? Is that like a hunting
  460. 14:33rifle? What sets it on the sheep?
  461. 14:37THAT AIN'T TOO BAD. I don't think
  462. 14:39anybody's even checked out the snow
  463. 14:40biome yet. So, let's just go ahead down
  464. 14:42here and let's see if we can find
  465. 14:43anything that's good. And guys, I think
  466. 14:45for the final battle later, it's going
  467. 14:47to be incredibly overpowered if we get
  468. 14:50some blocks. Also, some shotguns could
  469. 14:52be pretty good, too. And I just need to
  470. 14:54find one block that actually drops a
  471. 14:56block instead of a gun. Usually, I'd be
  472. 14:58pretty excited to get a new gun, but I
  473. 14:59kind of have too many of those and not
  474. 15:01enough blocks. Okay, the boys aren't
  475. 15:03aren't exploring anything that's
  476. 15:04underneath. I'm going to do a strat of
  477. 15:06literally just digging straight down.
  478. 15:08Like I don't think anyone's done iron,
  479. 15:10the diamonds, red stone. We're talking
  480. 15:12about seriously good stuff here. Lapis
  481. 15:14gave me a sniper. Redstone gives me an
  482. 15:17AUG and then we can do gold. Can we get
  483. 15:20gold ore? Oh, wait. What is this going
  484. 15:22to give me? Thrust reverse assault
  485. 15:24rifle. 150% headshot damage.
  486. 15:26>> What if we break the sand? The CCRP gun
  487. 15:28QBZ 191. Train hard and DEFEND THE
  488. 15:31MOTHERLAND. WO, IT'S FULLY AUTOMATIC. We
  489. 15:34have it. Oh, yo, this actually looks
  490. 15:36good. Kill me, then you can survive.
  491. 15:38What the heck does that even mean?
  492. 15:40That's interesting. Ooh, there's ice
  493. 15:42over there. Oh, we What if we get a a
  494. 15:44freeze ray? Oh, we also have this this
  495. 15:46cinder magistrate. Shaboom. So, we can
  496. 15:49freeze someone and then PUT THEM ON
  497. 15:51FIRE.
  498. 15:52>> OKAY, this doesn't really seem to give
  499. 15:53me anything. What about gravel? Ooh,
  500. 15:55another riot shield. Wait, guys, check
  501. 15:57it out. We can all uh wait, is this on
  502. 15:58my back? It's technically in my off
  503. 16:00hand. Why does it say who's your daddy,
  504. 16:03by the way? Well, we reached dirt again.
  505. 16:05That's a full circle. Oh, new block. Oh
  506. 16:07crap. It's the same thing. A12. All
  507. 16:09right, let's go ahead and break a piece
  508. 16:10of ice. What do we get? It's just a
  509. 16:12pistol. That can't be that good. Sand
  510. 16:15CCP gun QBZ1911.name.
  511. 16:19That That sounds good to me. And guys,
  512. 16:21we haven't even checked out the mines
  513. 16:22yet. So, let's go ahead over here. And
  514. 16:24uh it looks like there's some copper,
  515. 16:26the legend pistol, which I think we
  516. 16:28already have. Cole [snorts] gives us the
  517. 16:30the brake revolver. Ooh. Yo, check it
  518. 16:33out. The actual barrel spins. Dude, this
  519. 16:35mod is so sick. Oh, this new gun. M16
  520. 16:38A1. That looks really good. We're going
  521. 16:40to hit a point where we just have
  522. 16:42unlimited guns. Oh my gosh, this is
  523. 16:44getting a little out of hand. What does
  524. 16:45mushroom give us? Oh, a revolver. Yo,
  525. 16:48that's sick. Oh my gosh, it even has a
  526. 16:50scope on it, too. Wa, an ice fox.
  527. 16:54And it's dead.
  528. 16:55>> Check it out, guys. Iron ore drops the
  529. 16:57Donix combat master pistol. Kill me,
  530. 17:00then you can survive. If we get that
  531. 17:02from iron ore, then imagine what we'll
  532. 17:04get when we find diamonds. Okay. And we
  533. 17:06reach bedrock. Dang it, dude. If it was
  534. 17:09possible to break bedrock, that would be
  535. 17:11the best gun in the entire game. Okay,
  536. 17:13now we got to get to the top. Wa! This
  537. 17:15is like packed ice. Is that a freeze?
  538. 17:17Tell me it is. HJ K1 Yukamura. Yo. Wa!
  539. 17:23This is crazy. I'm going to get another
  540. 17:24one and give it to Jack cuz me and Jack
  541. 17:26have been friends today.
  542. 17:27>> MH70, you picked the wrong house, fool.
  543. 17:31Yep. That is 100% a shotty. Oh, is this
  544. 17:33block? Let's see. Yo. Yeah, this thing's
  545. 17:35like an automatic shotty. That's
  546. 17:37probably going to be my best weapon for
  547. 17:38close-range combat. Okay, it seems like
  548. 17:40they've abandoned their homes. That is
  549. 17:41smart cuz I'm lethal with a weapon. Ooh,
  550. 17:44dispensers.
  551. 17:45TNT. Let me just try and break one.
  552. 17:48Inventory sniper.
  553. 17:50Whoa. Is it unlimited ammo? Oh my gosh,
  554. 17:53this is infinite. Jack, are you still at
  555. 17:54your house?
  556. 17:55>> Nah, I'm exploring a little bit trying
  557. 17:58to find some new blocks.
  558. 17:59>> D. Okay. I I I have a gift for you.
  559. 18:02>> Is it cool?
  560. 18:03>> It's a new gun that I got. I actually
  561. 18:05don't know. I need to test it on you and
  562. 18:06then I have an extra one that I'll give
  563. 18:07to you.
  564. 18:08>> Okay. I'll also bring a different gift.
  565. 18:11>> The boys are planning to meet up to give
  566. 18:12each other a gift, but I don't I don't
  567. 18:13do that collusion stuff. I'm going to
  568. 18:15I'm going to blow them both up.
  569. 18:16>> Just give me two minutes.
  570. 18:18>> Okay. Well, I'm at your house waiting,
  571. 18:19[music] so
  572. 18:20>> please don't steal anything.
  573. 18:21>> Oh, you mean like your diamonds?
  574. 18:23>> No.
  575. 18:24>> You mean like your diamonds? I
  576. 18:25definitely won't.
  577. 18:26>> Dude, come on. Seriously, don't steal my
  578. 18:28diamonds, bro. Okay, I see the sire. I
  579. 18:30see the sire. It's about to go boom boom
  580. 18:32boom. It's about to be AJ in boom town.
  581. 18:35>> Oh, they're uh Yeah, I'm not going to
  582. 18:37steal them.
  583. 18:38>> Stop looking at them.
  584. 18:39>> Oh my gosh, he has 18 diamonds. I wonder
  585. 18:41if he would know if I stole a couple of
  586. 18:43them.
  587. 18:43>> I need to find diamonds quick and then I
  588. 18:45got to go back, accept Alex gift, and
  589. 18:46then murder him. It's all part of the
  590. 18:48big bro plan.
  591. 18:49>> He also has emeralds, too. He can make
  592. 18:51an emerald block. A Oh, TNT could be
  593. 18:53cool, but I don't want to steal. I don't
  594. 18:55want to steal from him. He worked
  595. 18:56[music] hard for those blocks. Where's
  596. 18:58Jack? Where's Jack? I can't wait to blow
  597. 19:00them up into a million, bajillion, a
  598. 19:02thousand pieces. They will all burn.
  599. 19:05They will burn.
  600. 19:08YES, [screaming] DIAMONDS, BOYS. THAT IS
  601. 19:11What is that? Is that a I got a pistol.
  602. 19:13A Glock. The diamonds drop Glocks. All
  603. 19:16right, let's see. That better than my my
  604. 19:17other pistols.
  605. 19:19It only does 11 damage. Bro, this is
  606. 19:22trash. I don't think Jack's coming. I
  607. 19:23might just have to boom. I'm going to
  608. 19:25try out this new sniper. And here's an
  609. 19:26anvil. Hold on. What does this give?
  610. 19:28Whoa. Is that a Mac 10? Just an SMG. Um,
  611. 19:31that's Adam right there. I'm going to
  612. 19:32pretend like I didn't see him. He
  613. 19:33definitely thinks that I didn't see him.
  614. 19:34He's so dumb. It's insane. Wait, I don't
  615. 19:36think he saw me. He didn't see me. He
  616. 19:38didn't see me.
  617. 19:39And watch. I'm going to turn and kill
  618. 19:41him in three, and two, and in one. I
  619. 19:43don't think Alex sees me.
  620. 19:45Oh.
  621. 19:47[laughter]
  622. 19:52[laughter]
  623. 19:52Oh my. Do you think I'm stupid? Do you
  624. 19:54really think I'm stupid? Oh my. And you
  625. 19:56thought I didn't see you. You are
  626. 19:58literally 300 LB. I CAN SEE YOU FROM A
  627. 20:02MILE AWAY.
  628. 20:03>> HEY, ALEC. I'm back from exploring.
  629. 20:05>> Adam was trying to steal your diamonds
  630. 20:07and I I killed them for you. Don't
  631. 20:08[music] worry.
  632. 20:08>> Thank you, Alec. Thank you. Now, there
  633. 20:10there was talks of a gift.
  634. 20:11>> Yeah, I got you, bro. Look, I I haven't
  635. 20:13tested it yet. It could be terrible, but
  636. 20:15it looks really cool.
  637. 20:16>> Ooh, and um I got a gift for you, too.
  638. 20:20>> Uh pick it up. Pick it up. Adam's going
  639. 20:21to blow us up. BOOM.
  640. 20:24OH, [screaming]
  641. 20:26>> I got him. Did you just give me this
  642. 20:27riot shield, bro? I have like a million
  643. 20:29of them already.
  644. 20:30>> No, no. I I I misclicked. Hold on. Um I
  645. 20:32was going to give you He's shooting me
  646. 20:34WITH SOMETHING WEIRD. WHAT IS THAT?
  647. 20:36[laughter]
  648. 20:37>> New weapon alert.
  649. 20:38>> ADAM, PLEASE STOP.
  650. 20:40>> FLY, DEMON BOY. FLY. [screaming]
  651. 20:44[laughter]
  652. 20:45That's right. Float and never come back.
  653. 20:48I think there was an earthquake.
  654. 20:50>> I was aiming for the water.
  655. 20:51>> Okay. Anyway, I was going to give you
  656. 20:53this back. Oh, it's my shrink ray.
  657. 20:55>> Yeah, it's the one that Adam stole.
  658. 20:56>> Wait, THAT'S NO, THAT'S MY SHRINK RAY. I
  659. 20:58MIND IT. IT'S IT'S FROM MY BEACON. ALL
  660. 21:01RIGHT, I'M GOING TO TEST THIS on you.
  661. 21:02>> Hurry, SHRINK ME. SHRINK ME. HURRY. HE'S
  662. 21:04COMING. NO, you would never shoot a tiny
  663. 21:06person. That's illegal.
  664. 21:07>> I do want to test this gun out, Adam.
  665. 21:09I'm going I'm going to come shoot you,
  666. 21:10but it's not out of hatred. It's out of
  667. 21:12love. It's out of testing. This gun is
  668. 21:14trash. It doesn't even kill the iron
  669. 21:15golem. Is this even doing anything?
  670. 21:17Jack, I fear the gun I've given you may
  671. 21:19actually be terrible.
  672. 21:20>> What's the gun that you gave me again?
  673. 21:22>> Okay, I killed you with it. Oh, and then
  674. 21:23he dropped it.
  675. 21:24>> Oh, that it must be pretty good.
  676. 21:26>> Wait, what if I'm going to shrink away
  677. 21:27the iron golem? [laughter]
  678. 21:31I shot myself, too. And Adam killed me.
  679. 21:34>> Hey, Adam. Uh, I won't tell anybody. I
  680. 21:36won't tell like uh Alec or anybody.
  681. 21:38Like, but like where'd you get that RPG?
  682. 21:39>> I don't think he actually would tell
  683. 21:41you. Uh, I actually got it in HE THINKS
  684. 21:44I'M TELLING HIM. HE REALLY THINKS I'M
  685. 21:46TELLING HIM. THAT [screaming] LITTLE
  686. 21:47IDIOT. HE SAID NETHER. I'm like 95% sure
  687. 21:49he said Nether. Nobody gets through the
  688. 21:51Nether without talking to me. Look how
  689. 21:54fast I am. Oh my gosh. Wait, this gun
  690. 21:56this gun gives me like a speed boost.
  691. 21:58How did you get so big?
  692. 21:59>> Wait. Okay, let's see if I can still
  693. 22:01kill you. Oh, it's actually Oh, wow.
  694. 22:02It's really easy when you're fast.
  695. 22:05Wait, it's still really easy when you're
  696. 22:06fast.
  697. 22:07>> Well, that's probably because he's big.
  698. 22:08He's a bigger target. Easier to kill.
  699. 22:12It's Wow, it's actually easier.
  700. 22:15Wow. It's like he's not even trying. You
  701. 22:17have RPG. That is not fair. Oh, why the
  702. 22:20RP cry about it?
  703. 22:22Guys, I have an AA15, which I believe
  704. 22:25does a ton of damage close range. Watch.
  705. 22:27I'm going to test it on Adam. What is
  706. 22:28this? The flywheel machine gun.
  707. 22:32Whoa. Yo, I didn't even know you were
  708. 22:34coming up. That's my bad.
  709. 22:37Okay. You really just TP to do that? YOU
  710. 22:40DESTROYED MY SPAWN POINT. YOU DESTROYED
  711. 22:42MY spawn point. What am I supposed to
  712. 22:44do?
  713. 22:44>> All right. Block of redstone. Ooh,
  714. 22:46that's a new one. Oh, IT'S AN AUG.
  715. 22:49WHOA. WHO IS shooting me? Um, it must be
  716. 22:53like a chicken or something like real
  717. 22:54far away.
  718. 22:55>> Ow. Why are you You guys are standing
  719. 22:57next to each other shooting at me. That
  720. 22:58is illegal. What we do in our free time
  721. 23:01does not concern you. Wait. Oh my gosh.
  722. 23:03Imagine if I could light the Nether with
  723. 23:04this fire gun. Oh my god. It worked. It
  724. 23:07worked. Now the portal's back on. Now we
  725. 23:09wait.
  726. 23:12>> Really? Really? Are you serious?
  727. 23:14>> Oh, sorry. I thought you were Adam. of
  728. 23:16all the things we've been through that
  729. 23:17you're going to do that to me.
  730. 23:18>> Sorry.
  731. 23:22Diversion. How did that work? What is
  732. 23:24that? Gun is OP. I Where's up in What is
  733. 23:27H? I don't even Yes. Yes. Where do I
  734. 23:29even go, bro? Just let me live for one
  735. 23:32second. Like, I had to TP to you because
  736. 23:34my spawn point blew up because you blew
  737. 23:36it up.
  738. 23:38[laughter]
  739. 23:40This is so stupid. Guys, I'm muted right
  740. 23:43now. I hid something in the Nether from
  741. 23:45our survival world and it is the respawn
  742. 23:48anchor. The respawn anchor is like one
  743. 23:50of the hardest blocks to craft in the
  744. 23:51entire game other than the beacon. And
  745. 23:52the beacon gave us the shrink ray. If I
  746. 23:55can find my respawn anchor then I should
  747. 23:56be able to get something good.
  748. 23:59>> Yes. Oh my god.
  749. 24:03[laughter]
  750. 24:05Okay. I just I can't I can't TP to Adam
  751. 24:08anymore. So now I'm like I don't even
  752. 24:09know where I am. I'm like at the end of
  753. 24:10the world.
  754. 24:11>> Oh D boy's here. I cannot let him find
  755. 24:13that before me. Oh my gosh, these fire
  756. 24:15guns are actually pretty good. And
  757. 24:16there's so many of them, too.
  758. 24:19Pop. This is my Nether Jackie. I got to
  759. 24:22get back in there.
  760. 24:23>> I am going to go mining. Think if I can
  761. 24:25find like a diamond ore, that guy could
  762. 24:27be pretty good.
  763. 24:30I SAID, DON'T YOU DARE FORGET THAT,
  764. 24:32JACKIE. THIS IS MY NETHER. I'M DONE
  765. 24:35MESSING AROUND with dirt boy. Here we
  766. 24:37go. [laughter] I'm going to do a TNT
  767. 24:39trap. I'm gonna use use this fire gun to
  768. 24:42blow up the TNT.
  769. 24:44[screaming]
  770. 24:47HOW [laughter]
  771. 24:49THE TNT was supposed to blow you up.
  772. 24:51>> Did I do any damage?
  773. 24:52>> No. Whatever you just shot me with did
  774. 24:54nothing.
  775. 24:54>> Does this do anything to you?
  776. 24:55>> Yeah. The portal's dead, by the way. You
  777. 24:57guys are never coming back. Oh,
  778. 24:59[laughter] wait. What just happened?
  779. 25:01WRONG PORTAL, IDIOT. Oh crap.
  780. 25:06There's no amount of enjoyment that goes
  781. 25:08away. I get happier every time I kill
  782. 25:11Alec. It's like Christmas morning.
  783. 25:12Where's my respawn anchor? It's supposed
  784. 25:14to respawn me. All right, let's all live
  785. 25:16in peace in the NETHER TOGETHER. WHAT?
  786. 25:18HEY. [screaming] HEY. I SAID WE CAN LIVE
  787. 25:20IN PEACE.
  788. 25:22I SAID WE CAN LIVE IN PEACE.
  789. 25:24>> GUYS, I found the respawn anchor. If he
  790. 25:26looks on top of that portal, he's going
  791. 25:28to get it.
  792. 25:28>> Oh, I'm joining the fawn. I can't let
  793. 25:30them have all this fun without me.
  794. 25:32>> OH, YES. YOU [screaming] IDIOT.
  795. 25:35>> ADAM, you're so dumb, dude. You did. You
  796. 25:37were right next to the most OP thing,
  797. 25:39I'm pretty sure, in the entire game, and
  798. 25:40you missed it. No. Wait, what is it?
  799. 25:43It's right there. HERE WE GO. OH, NO.
  800. 25:46[screaming]
  801. 25:47YEAH. NO. NO.
  802. 25:51Thank you, Ali. No. No. No. No. No. No.
  803. 25:54No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
  804. 25:56We can't let him break it. We can't let
  805. 25:57him break it. What even is that?
  806. 25:59>> No.
  807. 26:00>> Oh, no.
  808. 26:02>> Adam, I'll show you where the block is,
  809. 26:03but you got to let me through.
  810. 26:04>> You promise me you'll show me? I will
  811. 26:06show you where the block is.
  812. 26:07>> Adam, I'll show you where the block is,
  813. 26:09but you got to let me through. You
  814. 26:10promise?
  815. 26:11>> I promise. Don't kill me. It's me. It's
  816. 26:13me. Oh crap. All right. All right, Adam.
  817. 26:16Do you know where the block is? Yeah,
  818. 26:17I'll show you. I'll show you. It's over
  819. 26:18here. Yeah. Yeah, I do.
  820. 26:19>> No. No. No. He has no idea. Don't Don't
  821. 26:21listen to that guy. All right, I'll show
  822. 26:23you.
  823. 26:23>> Do not shoot me.
  824. 26:24>> No, I got I got I got I got my my my my
  825. 26:26pickaxe out.
  826. 26:27>> Okay. All right. You got your pickaxe.
  827. 26:29All right. Show me where it is.
  828. 26:30>> It's over this way. We got to parkour
  829. 26:31over that portal.
  830. 26:32>> Okay. All right. Wait, what is Alec
  831. 26:34DOING HERE?
  832. 26:36MY SPAWN POINT [screaming] WON'T SET.
  833. 26:39WATCH OUT. WATCH out for Alec. WATCH
  834. 26:40OUT. HEY. HEY, BRO. HOW DOES THAT KILL
  835. 26:43ME IN ONE HIT?
  836. 26:46[laughter]
  837. 26:48>> ADAM JUST MINED THE BLOCK, YOU IDIOT.
  838. 26:50WHAT IS IT? You're You were standing
  839. 26:52right next to it. What is it?
  840. 26:54>> We're running out of time. We got to get
  841. 26:55in there or else nobody's going to get
  842. 26:56the gun.
  843. 26:59>> I got him. Nice. Wait, it's just me. Oh
  844. 27:01my god. It's just me. Oh my god. No. No.
  845. 27:03No. No. No. No. NO. NO. WHAT BLOCK IS
  846. 27:05IT? SOMEBODY TELL ME. OH MY GOD. PLEASE,
  847. 27:09>> BRO. Go in the the portal.
  848. 27:11>> Please. WHAT BLOCK IS IT? HOW DO I GET
  849. 27:15IT? NO. OH, I SEE IT. JACK, kill him.
  850. 27:18Jack, kill him. KILL HIM. NO,
  851. 27:20>> WE KILLED EACH OTHER.
  852. 27:21>> Don't tell him that. Oh my god. It's
  853. 27:23It's mine. It's mine. Don't tell HIM
  854. 27:25THAT, YOU IDIOT. OH [screaming] MY GOD.
  855. 27:28Oh my god.
  856. 27:29>> Where is it? NO, HE GOT IT. NO.
  857. 27:31>> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WANT TO SHOOT ME.
  858. 27:32You're not going to want to shoot me.
  859. 27:33That's a bad idea. That's a really bad
  860. 27:35idea.
  861. 27:37[laughter]
  862. 27:37I HATE ADAM SO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS?
  863. 27:42OW. WAIT. WAIT. I had it. Where'd it go?
  864. 27:48This gun, ALEC, IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE
  865. 27:51TALKING ABOUT? HOW did you get that? How
  866. 27:53did you steal it from me? Somebody
  867. 27:55placed down TNT in the Nether. And when
  868. 27:57I broke the TNT, I got this. The
  869. 27:59inventory sniper, which steals anything
  870. 28:02that you're holding.
  871. 28:03>> No, no, no, no, no. Oh, I didn't know
  872. 28:06what that what that was. Did
  873. 28:09>> Adam, how did you not know what the
  874. 28:10inventory sniper did?
  875. 28:12>> Jack, give that back. No, no, no, no.
  876. 28:14Give, give, give that one gun back. I'll
  877. 28:16give you all every single other gun I
  878. 28:17have in my entire inventory. Please give
  879. 28:18me that one back. Don't aim it at me,
  880. 28:20please.
  881. 28:21>> I think I might save this for the final
  882. 28:24battle. Wait, let me test it out on uh
  883. 28:27Did I just steal it? Wait, you have it,
  884. 28:28too?
  885. 28:29>> Did I just steal it?
  886. 28:30>> No. No. Get away from me. He has the
  887. 28:32inventory sniper. Everybody run.
  888. 28:34>> I killed him. Don't worry.
  889. 28:35>> He's stealing my inventory.
  890. 28:36>> Jack, I killed him. See, look. We're
  891. 28:38friends, right? We're friends. We're
  892. 28:39friends.
  893. 28:40>> I got to get out of here.
  894. 28:41>> So, you'll give me my gun back because
  895. 28:42we're friends, right?
  896. 28:43>> I can't hear you. This is too tense of a
  897. 28:45situation. My stress levels are too
  898. 28:47high. My heart is pounding. I can't hear
  899. 28:48you.
  900. 28:49>> How do you use this gun? Adam.
  901. 28:52[laughter]
  902. 28:53Adam, don't stop stealing my gun, you
  903. 28:56freak. I don't know how to use the gun.
  904. 28:58You're You stole it. You're lit. You
  905. 29:00stole my gun. Oh, the legend pistol.
  906. 29:02That's a good gun. Thanks, Alec.
  907. 29:04>> And boys, time is up.
  908. 29:06>> Of course. Of course. Time's up. Right
  909. 29:08when I HAVE NOTHING. YOU GUYS BOTH JUST
  910. 29:10STOLE ALL MY GUNS.
  911. 29:11>> Go into your backpacks and get your best
  912. 29:13guns for the final battle.
  913. 29:14>> Oh my god. Woah, woah, woah, woah. Oh.
  914. 29:16>> Prepare for battle, boys.
  915. 29:18>> Okay. Okay. I'm I'm I'm I
  916. 29:20>> Wait, were we fighting in this room? I'm
  917. 29:21stuck.
  918. 29:22>> Oh, wait. Battle begins. First to three
  919. 29:24player kills wins. Ah, game is on, boys.
  920. 29:28>> Where are they? Where are all these
  921. 29:30guys? I got to activate that TNT. Try
  922. 29:32and make a distraction. Maybe that'll
  923. 29:33lure someone over.
  924. 29:34>> Okay, guys. I'm I'm going to camp with a
  925. 29:36sniper because everyone else has a
  926. 29:38really good gun that will probably kill
  927. 29:40me instantly. So, I need to try to sneak
  928. 29:41up on somebody and just headshot them
  929. 29:43just like I did to that skeleton right
  930. 29:44there. Oh, with a skeleton with a Glock.
  931. 29:47Not cool. We're fine. We're fine. I
  932. 29:49don't want to run out into the open yet.
  933. 29:50Yeah. Okay, we have TNT going. All
  934. 29:52right. I think that I think that made
  935. 29:53some commotion. Wait, I hear fighting. I
  936. 29:55hear fighting. Yep. Someone's peeking.
  937. 29:57NO.
  938. 29:58>> SHOTS FIRED.
  939. 29:59>> YOU STUPID SKELETONS. BRO, I'm going to
  940. 30:01die to the stupid skeletons. Oh, that
  941. 30:03was actually really good play. I wish I
  942. 30:05wish I timed that better cuz I could
  943. 30:06have killed Alec right there. Hello,
  944. 30:08boys.
  945. 30:09This is so tense. Oh, bro. They could be
  946. 30:12anywhere. They could be in the trees. We
  947. 30:13got to get to the high ground.
  948. 30:14>> Okay, no one has any kills yet, though.
  949. 30:16We're good. We're good. I just need to
  950. 30:17find someone and click on their head and
  951. 30:18then I and then I have a point. That's
  952. 30:19all I have to do. It's that simple. Just
  953. 30:20[snorts] click on somebody's head.
  954. 30:22>> Why is this so scary? This is like we're
  955. 30:23playing COD. Why can't I climb his
  956. 30:25ladder?
  957. 30:25>> I don't know where they're at. They
  958. 30:27could be anywhere.
  959. 30:27>> Come on, somebody show yourself. You
  960. 30:30cowards.
  961. 30:32Somebody just shot me.
  962. 30:37First [screaming] kill.
  963. 30:38>> Oh my gosh. Jack has one point.
  964. 30:40>> Adam's down to two lives, boys. I just
  965. 30:42found out how to lie down. I'm like the
  966. 30:44American sniper.
  967. 30:46>> I hear somebody. I don't think Jack
  968. 30:48knows. They're kind of close to me.
  969. 30:50We're going to be up the stairs. I saw
  970. 30:51him coming in this building. LET'S TEST
  971. 30:53OUT MY OH, [screaming] HE STUCK UP ON ME
  972. 30:55NOW. [laughter]
  973. 30:56BANG.
  974. 30:59Oh my god, Adam got his lick back.
  975. 31:01That's crazy. I need to get involved.
  976. 31:03>> Okay, I got to stay quiet. I got to stay
  977. 31:04quiet. Two lives. Two lives. I only have
  978. 31:06two lives. I got to guard this. This is
  979. 31:07where people are going to start flooding
  980. 31:08in now.
  981. 31:09>> Come on. Oh, I see name tag. I see name
  982. 31:11tag. Who is that? I think that's Jack.
  983. 31:13>> Oh, I see somebody.
  984. 31:14>> Let's one tap him.
  985. 31:15>> I'm going to try to USE THE GRAVITY GUN.
  986. 31:17[screaming]
  987. 31:18>> WHAT IS HE SHOOTING AT ME? OH, THEY'RE
  988. 31:20ON THE RUN. THE CHASE IS ON. SOMEONE'S
  989. 31:23FIGHTING. Where are they shooting? Where
  990. 31:24are they shooting? Oh my gosh. Oh my
  991. 31:25gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
  992. 31:31BOOM. HEAD [screaming] SHOT. OH, ONE
  993. 31:34SHOT. BRO, I'M DOWN TO ONE LIFE, BRO. I
  994. 31:36got to bust out the big guns. I DON'T
  995. 31:38NEED A WORLD DESTROYER. I DON'T NEED A
  996. 31:40RAY GUN. I don't need an incendiary gun.
  997. 31:43Just give me a sniper rifle. That's all
  998. 31:44I need. Adam, you're next, buddy.
  999. 31:46>> You're a little camper, buddy. Show
  1000. 31:48yourself, you coward.
  1001. 31:49>> What does this even do? Oh, world
  1002. 31:52destroyer. [screaming]
  1003. 31:54WHAT THE? OW. OW. I'M GETTING POISONED.
  1004. 31:57WHAT IS HAPPENING? WAIT, I'm getting I
  1005. 31:59don't even I'm getting poisoned. I don't
  1006. 32:00even know how or [music] where. Am I
  1007. 32:02dying? Yeah. I GOT TO RUN. GET WRECKED
  1008. 32:05BY NUCLEAR POISON, BOYS. NAH, that's
  1009. 32:08crazy. Nah. Oh my god. Oh no. WHAT THE
  1010. 32:12HOW DO I STOP IT? THIS IS TORTURE. It's
  1011. 32:14killing me, too. I don't know how to
  1012. 32:15stop it. Oh dear lord. This is THIS IS
  1013. 32:17BAD. HELP. [screaming] HELP. I ACTUALLY
  1014. 32:20CAN'T SEE ANYMORE. I'm dead. [laughter]
  1015. 32:23>> Nuclear warfare is insane.
  1016. 32:24>> Oh, I'm still alive.
  1017. 32:26>> I'm still alive, too.
  1018. 32:26>> I have one life. I have one life. You
  1019. 32:28guys survived. So, Adam has two lives.
  1020. 32:30Jack has one life. Adam has one life.
  1021. 32:33Boom. Why are you camping?
  1022. 32:36>> Wait. I think Adam's out. Adam, how many
  1023. 32:37lives do you have?
  1024. 32:38>> Adam has one. He's out of one. Uh, two.
  1025. 32:41One. Two.
  1026. 32:48Wait. Yeah, it might be out.
  1027. 32:51[screaming]
  1028. 32:53Keep trying to peek on your little
  1029. 32:55sniper, you little dork. Bro, you're
  1030. 32:57running around with an RPG. That is the
  1031. 32:59most newbie thing possible. Pay to win.
  1032. 33:01Pay to win. I still have two lives,
  1033. 33:02though. Keep talking with your
  1034. 33:03blabbermouth. Oh, yes. Yes, baby. The
  1035. 33:06high ground. That's right. Come on up.
  1036. 33:08Come on up.
  1037. 33:09>> I'm so scared. I trapped myself in a
  1038. 33:11quarter. I got to get out of here.
  1039. 33:13>> Someone's right here. I think that's
  1040. 33:14Adam. My gosh. He's right there. He's
  1041. 33:16right behind us. What the heck? What the
  1042. 33:18heck just happened?
  1043. 33:19>> The skeleton's going after somebody.
  1044. 33:21Where are you, boys?
  1045. 33:23>> I fell in a stupid hole. No, no, no, no,
  1046. 33:25no, no.
  1047. 33:26>> Please tell me he's not going through
  1048. 33:27that way. Oh my gosh. If I get sniped,
  1049. 33:30I'm so dead. Where are these fools?
  1050. 33:32>> I know Adam's around here, bro. I know
  1051. 33:34he's around here. What? What? What? Oh,
  1052. 33:36it's this stupid thing.
  1053. 33:39Oh my god. Pig. Peek-ab-oo. You're camp.
  1054. 33:41You're literally camping. You're
  1055. 33:43literally camping. Everybody's down to
  1056. 33:45one life, boys. Everybody lock in. Oh,
  1057. 33:47I'm so dead. I'm just going to go for
  1058. 33:48it.
  1059. 33:49>> Adam, just show yourself. I'll give you
  1060. 33:50$10.
  1061. 33:51>> YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? WHO WANTS SOME
  1062. 33:53[screaming] OF THIS? OH MY GOSH. OH MY
  1063. 33:54GOSH. I SEE ADAM.
  1064. 33:55>> LASER GUN. LASER GUN. [screaming]
  1065. 33:59>> OH MY GOSH. Siren with the one, two,
  1066. 34:02three. See you. Come on. What is a laser
  1067. 34:05gun, bro? Where [music] is he? Oh god.
  1068. 34:08Oh god. Oh no. [laughter] This is not
  1069. 34:11good for me.
  1070. 34:12>> Adam, how did you get there?
  1071. 34:14>> I'm in a predicament.
  1072. 34:15>> How did you get there? What's happening
  1073. 34:17there, Adam? You can talk to me. We're
  1074. 34:19We're just friends. Adam,
  1075. 34:20>> let's just say you're going to have to
  1076. 34:22find him.
  1077. 34:23>> I think I have a pretty good method of
  1078. 34:26how to do that. Hey, Adam, I know you
  1079. 34:28met my good friend, the World Destroyer,
  1080. 34:30but how do you like seconds?
  1081. 34:31>> I'm good. [screaming]
  1082. 34:35>> Oh my god.
  1083. 34:36>> Is it getting him?
  1084. 34:37>> I'm dead.
  1085. 34:38>> It got you.
  1086. 34:39>> He's dead.
  1087. 34:41[screaming]
  1088. 34:42[laughter]
  1089. 34:44>> That gun is ridiculous. You didn't even
  1090. 34:46come close to hitting me.
  1091. 34:47>> Yeah, that destroyed everything and
  1092. 34:49everyone.
  1093. 34:50>> Let's go. VICTORY LAB. Smash like. Click
  1094. 34:54this video.

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