MILK & SERIAL (FOUND FOOTAGE HORROR FILM DIRECTED BY CURRY BARKER) — Transcript
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- 0:05milk my man I wanted to wish you a very
- 0:07happy birthday you're my best friend uh
- 0:10I can't do what we do without you you're
- 0:12my partner in crime that sounded weird
- 0:14love you bro best roommate as well uh I
- 0:16know you're going to see this later but
- 0:19uh for now let's see the setup this is
- 0:22Jason he's going to be helping me out
- 0:23with the event tonight uh we were in
- 0:25acting class together I know we've done
- 0:27a lot of crazy pranks on this channel
- 0:29but this is definitely going to be the
- 0:32most insane prank we have ever done on
- 0:34this channel getting nervous I mean how
- 0:35could you not be Jason and milk have
- 0:37never met he is a complete stranger to
- 0:39milk why would I milk's best friend
- 0:42invite some complete stranger to his
- 0:44birthday party this thing right here is
- 0:46a quib we're going to be putting this on
- 0:48Naomi for those of you who don't know
- 0:50what a quib is s it's a squib whatever a
- 0:52squib is basically in the movies when
- 0:54they want to get like blood to pop out
- 0:56of the guy's chest good look at that
- 0:59thing but this is just one piece of the
- 1:00puzzle what happened to that girl
- 1:01Jessica I haven't seen her in a while
- 1:03one he used to see she's come over a
- 1:04couple times to our place she was weird
- 1:07she still a vir though I think this is
- 1:08it the van how the [ __ ] do you know it's
- 1:10a van well he said it's a van it's
- 1:12exactly what they think it
- 1:14is know bro this guy touch kids too hey
- 1:16it's for the prank right yeah but where
- 1:18did you find him in the black market
- 1:20what do you mean the black what is the
- 1:22black market kind of like Craigslist
- 1:24this is crazy shut the [ __ ] up let's do
- 1:26this come on we're
- 1:28Pros you doing doing good how are you
- 1:31seven yeah hi how you doing my friends
- 1:33Hi how are you I'm good how are you nice
- 1:36to meet you yeah what are you what are
- 1:39you what are you filming this
- 1:40what well yeah so we're part of let me
- 1:43let me rephrase you you can't film this
- 1:45well it's it's a YouTube channel we
- 1:47could change your voice and we could
- 1:48blur your face nope
- 1:51nope get the shot whatever you do I had
- 1:53a client that wanted a real gun that
- 1:56looked like a toy gun shoots real
- 1:57bullets so you know what I did I put one
- 1:59of these these orange tips on it this is
- 2:01a 1911 it's a 45 caliber will stop a
- 2:04grizzly bear this is what you're looking
- 2:05for here pay attention so you [ __ ] it
- 2:08back now once you [ __ ] it the bullet is
- 2:10still in the chamber right even with the
- 2:13mag out very important well guys goodbye
- 2:16what oh
- 2:20Jesus did you see a look on his face I
- 2:22always get the same questions I have to
- 2:24do it are those real bullets are they
- 2:26going to get hurt bangs bangers these
- 2:29are the best in the
- 2:31world I just prove that to you with my
- 2:33life so if you don't know where this is
- 2:35going by now then you're just going to
- 2:37have to wait and see it all play
- 2:45out there he is look who it is the
- 2:49birthday boy it's looking good man yeah
- 2:51it feels kind of weird decorating for my
- 2:53own birthday maybe when they come in
- 2:55I'll jump up and say surprise what
- 2:57really good don't I yeah practice the
- 3:00news people showed up you actually came
- 3:03hello of course you did hey what's your
- 3:05name Laura I'm seven this is Lara okay
- 3:09Lara nice to meet you Lara Lara l a r
- 3:14happy birthday Marshall thank you huh
- 3:16milk why milk people my friends just
- 3:18call me milk he loves milk rice milk
- 3:21that's just whole
- 3:23milk happy birthday what's up brother
- 3:30talking about shot
- 3:32[Applause]
- 3:38tequil [ __ ]
- 3:43[Applause]
- 3:47up hey where can I put this
- 3:50[Applause]
- 3:53jacket you didn't scare anybody okay so
- 3:56we're driving home milk says he's going
- 3:58to split the driving with me he's sleep
- 4:00in the back seat in 10 [ __ ] minutes I
- 4:02told mil to play some good music and he
- 4:04puts on Gravity by John Mayor oh yeah
- 4:06and as soon as he puts it on he goes
- 4:08yeah can you lower that you've done anal
- 4:11ma'am tightest thing I've ever you put a
- 4:13finger down yes sir I thought you were
- 4:14gay she's by oh my god oh you swing both
- 4:18ways okay you're forgiven now uh new new
- 4:21new one never have I ever uh killed an
- 4:23animal oh who's been hunting what what
- 4:26happened sorry I ran over a bunny it was
- 4:30came out of nowhere and it was speeding
- 4:32and I little guy what about you next
- 4:34question no what about you you dropped
- 4:36fing You Dropped a finger what's up
- 4:38wasn't what did you
- 4:40do killed the cat what the you kill the
- 4:44cat that's tough dude
- 4:47yeah what happened
- 4:50uh it's
- 4:53just something you're not supposed to do
- 4:55you know really [ __ ] weird I was like
- 4:58seven years old
- 5:01next who's here uh it's just a friend
- 5:05everybody's
- 5:07here hey what's hey yo what's up this is
- 5:11uh Devon okay nice to meet you man milk
- 5:14milk yo people call me
- 5:16mold I get
- 5:18it drinks over there thanks yeah no
- 5:21problem man thanks for
- 5:25coming well why are you inviting random
- 5:27people to my birthday party I mean I
- 5:28didn't see him as Rand person to me's a
- 5:30random person okay look I'm
- 5:33sorry you know the coffee shop we we met
- 5:35at the coffee shop you met him at a
- 5:36coffee shop he's a nice guy
- 5:38you yeah but like
- 5:44just what the
- 5:46[Applause]
- 5:53[Applause]
- 5:55[ __ ]
- 5:56birthday to you
- 6:00happy
- 6:01birthday to
- 6:04you happy
- 6:07birthday
- 6:09dear [ __ ] you guys happy
- 6:12birthday to
- 6:16[Applause]
- 6:20you we got them we
- 6:24got another very successful prank thank
- 6:26you for making it all happen
- 6:30the prank Happy Birthday Happy
- 6:35[Applause]
- 6:37Birthday got me there he is you got me
- 6:40come on you got me wasn't that awesome
- 6:42Jesus Fu what the [ __ ] I can't believe
- 6:44we pulled it off is that was it was it
- 6:45blanks dude it was blanks don't even ask
- 6:47me how I got him I'm changed I'm a
- 6:49changed man I know so de Jason in my I
- 6:52class Jesus he's good you know he's the
- 6:54only one available in I I thought he was
- 6:56pretty good you know that whole [ __ ]
- 6:57line it was improved well that's but
- 6:59that was good though cuz that was
- 7:00actually the moment that I started to
- 7:02not like him cuz once he said that I was
- 7:04like [ __ ] this guy all right well hey
- 7:06yeah it
- 7:07worked [ __ ] dude is that the [ __ ]
- 7:10landlord [ __ ] dude this is another
- 7:12[ __ ] prank I'm not I'm not going to
- 7:14fall but I'm not you think I'm doing two
- 7:17pranks on you one night yeah dude I
- 7:19don't think I'm that much of a genius
- 7:21out the door I mean hopefully a stripper
- 7:23dude there's I bet it's the [ __ ] cops
- 7:26because who's at the door who is it
- 7:35[Music]
- 7:37I just want to let you know that I've
- 7:39got children next door that have to be
- 7:41at school in the
- 7:45morning well I'm sorry sir um were we
- 7:48too
- 7:56loud I'm sorry we'll keep it down sir
- 8:00thank
- 8:03[Music]
- 8:26you oh
- 8:34what the [ __ ] was that dude who the [ __ ]
- 8:36was who the hell was that what the hell
- 8:38was that fool me once seriously I'm not
- 8:41going to fall for it we didn't [ __ ] we
- 8:43don't [ __ ] know him yeah we fck was
- 8:46that guy I I know was your grandpa story
- 8:49here yeah
- 8:53whatever it's not a it's not a all right
- 8:55school
- 8:56[Applause]
- 8:58night I think you're pretty cool too I'm
- 9:00sorry I had to kill somebody hey see you
- 9:01later shut up we're having a moment
- 9:03here all right guys I'm going to bed
- 9:06okay night
- 9:10night 7el yeah yes how [ __ ] crazy was
- 9:15that like that was insane my heart
- 9:18stopped I thought you were dead I
- 9:20thought I'd lost you good cuz seven was
- 9:22like oh his real name is Jason why did
- 9:24you make a fake name cuz I don't even
- 9:26know who Jason is so why would he even
- 9:28make up a fake name did you guys get the
- 9:31gun that's a real gun yeah what the [ __ ]
- 9:35I think the next prank should be on link
- 9:37oh definitely it's turn in the Cs so we
- 9:39met a guy off like the black web I don't
- 9:41it was yeah it was [ __ ] Sev crazy to
- 9:43the guy's van the van was the creepiest
- 9:45[ __ ] part and then he [ __ ] killed
- 9:47himself wasn't actually dead but it was
- 9:49it was [ __ ] yeah are you [ __ ]
- 9:51serious no being dead
- 9:53serious you miss you better pay for that
- 9:57huh shut the [ __ ] up that was fun that
- 9:59was fun hey
- 10:01guys is just me or is that [ __ ]
- 10:08creepy what I'm not going to fall for it
- 10:11guys I appreciate the the effort really
- 10:15for what milk this isn't a prank we
- 10:18didn't [ __ ] hire good job you look
- 10:20really [ __ ] creepy right now Marshall
- 10:23no I'm just wondering what's wrong with
- 10:25you I'm done with it man what the [ __ ]
- 10:27is wrong with you I'm done with the
- 10:28[ __ ] prank sir I'm I'm sorry we
- 10:30didn't we don't mean that so sorry he's
- 10:31just confused what makes you think you
- 10:33can talk to people like that dude it's
- 10:35fine it's not fine it is fine man trust
- 10:44me milk milk wake up milk wake up dude I
- 10:48need you to wake up right now what the
- 10:51[ __ ] why are you recording right now I
- 10:53need I need you to see what's downstairs
- 10:55s what time is it it's early oh my god
- 10:58listen listen dude I need you to go see
- 11:00what's downstairs why because somebody
- 11:02is down
- 11:09there don't [ __ ]
- 11:16[Music]
- 11:25worry hello
- 11:29all right we need to call the cops or
- 11:30something like no no no no no no it's
- 11:31not call the cops what do you mean not
- 11:33call the cops he breaking an in crying
- 11:35but I I just I yelled at him last night
- 11:37so he's probably just what do you mean
- 11:39you yelled at him last night why were
- 11:40you yelling at him whenever me and Link
- 11:42and Naomi went to the 7-Eleven I saw him
- 11:45and I thought him I saw I thought it was
- 11:48part of your prank seven what did I tell
- 11:50you I'm not doing anymore well when
- 11:52you're shooting people in the [ __ ] prank
- 11:54I said what when you're shooting people
- 11:56in the [ __ ] living room how am I
- 11:58supposed to differentiate between
- 11:59between the two you're supposed to take
- 12:00my word for it when I say I'm not doing
- 12:02another prank I'm not doing another
- 12:03prank I'm just going to apologize to him
- 12:05you don't need to apologize let's just
- 12:07call the cop no no no no let's not
- 12:09involved the [ __ ]
- 12:14law be
- 12:17nice [ __ ]
- 12:23what what the [ __ ]
- 12:32it's dead bolted from the
- 12:36inside he's probably in
- 12:40there
- 12:42yeah wait just be
- 12:49careful we're coming
- 12:53in coming
- 12:57in he's not in there
- 12:59so where the [ __ ] is guys this is crazy
- 13:01there's some psycho roaming around our
- 13:05apartment what come on dude could be
- 13:09good for the video no it's not hi I live
- 13:12on 347 I Lane Apartment 12 there's our
- 13:17house yes milk
- 13:22milk what talk
- 13:27sir sir I'm sorry sorry about yelling at
- 13:30you yesterday
- 13:32there's there's a girl in my
- 13:37head I was never supposed to be a man
- 13:41and they say
- 13:43that religion can't hurt
- 13:50anyone here I am a 73y old
- 13:56man and I sit alone in my dark
- 14:01room her time has
- 14:05passed but she's not going to get out
- 14:08she can't get
- 14:11out but I don't want to I don't
- 14:15[Applause]
- 14:23want hey is he good is he good it's okay
- 14:27it's okay what the [ __ ] it's okay okay
- 14:30hey hey hey it's okay listen we're just
- 14:32going to take you home okay no no no I
- 14:36don't want to go home okay okay okay I
- 14:39can't go home I can't I'd rather die hey
- 14:42hey hey hey hey hey sh sh sh just calm
- 14:47down okay
- 14:49okay milk just turn the camera off man
- 14:52what a guy broke into our house this
- 14:55morning this crazy [ __ ] guy he tried
- 14:58to shoot himself in our [ __ ] room and
- 15:01I got it on [ __ ] camera I'm a genius
- 15:04hey what's up are you
- 15:08recording yeah yeah this is
- 15:11crazy okay turn it off what turn it off
- 15:16why come on
- 15:20fine okay is it off yeah it's off
- 15:26yeah okay I calmed him down
- 15:31okay I told the cops not to come he said
- 15:34he's okay
- 15:37okay and we have dinner at his place
- 15:40tonight dinner what are you no what are
- 15:43you talking about
- 15:45lonely and that's our
- 15:48responsibility are you
- 15:51recording yeah suicide dud homicide I
- 15:55know I know he's not like aggressive how
- 15:57do you know are you guys BFF I talked to
- 15:59him for a little bit and he's actually a
- 16:01really nice guy he's just lonely we're
- 16:02just doing a service
- 16:05today are you going to film
- 16:07this yeah just in case for
- 16:11evidence evidence I hear you no dude you
- 16:15can't post this online what do you think
- 16:17is going to happen I hear you so you
- 16:19won't film
- 16:23it Naomi you will not believe what
- 16:26happened this morning
- 16:30what's her deal are you okay what's up
- 16:32I'm not
- 16:34okay what
- 16:37happened Laura broke up with me and she
- 16:41did it over text she didn't even [ __ ]
- 16:43call
- 16:46me na
- 16:48me she was nothing
- 16:54special did you call
- 16:57her she blocked me hey we still we're
- 17:02still here for you okay maybe we should
- 17:05just give her a
- 17:08minute easy that's $18 yeah it's not
- 17:11that bad you broke bro you're paying for
- 17:12it I need you to pay for it I told you I
- 17:14lost my wall remember I thought he saw
- 17:15it on the coffee table no I already
- 17:17checked who Naomi slow down there
- 17:20cowgirl okay got an attitude what's the
- 17:23deal she just she's asking to be broke
- 17:26up with her oh for real hey man how's it
- 17:28going thanks for coming thanks for us
- 17:30thanks for having us come on in no no no
- 17:32no no no no no cameras I it's it I just
- 17:35bring it everywhere I go
- 17:37sorry okay I hate you like I'm not going
- 17:41to record this [ __ ] well my dad's name
- 17:43was Steve his dad's name was Steve his
- 17:46dad's name was Steve I was the seventh
- 17:49Steve so guess it's stuck I don't know
- 17:52maybe I'll call my kid
- 17:55eight I feel bad for 13
- 18:01why
- 18:09unlucky when I was seven my dad gave me
- 18:13wine uh I didn't like the taste of
- 18:18it he said I'd eventually
- 18:21I'd grow to love
- 18:24it I asked him why wine tasted so bitter
- 18:28and and he said uh because half of the
- 18:32glass was my mother's
- 18:35blood are she she was okay she was in
- 18:39the other
- 18:41room hooked up to a blood
- 18:45bag and she was all right with it and
- 18:48they
- 18:48say religion doesn't hurt
- 18:54anybody that's what I associate with the
- 18:57number seven
- 19:13God's going
- 19:14to sacrifice that we
- 19:19make I want to die but I don't have to
- 19:23Die Alone
- 19:27s want of you has to die with me hey hey
- 19:31hey hey only one of you has to die you
- 19:35pick you pick if you try and shoot
- 19:39me I'll shoot you if you try and run
- 19:42away I'll shoot you
- 19:44both pick
- 19:47mil seven shoot him
- 19:59I shot him I shot him I [ __ ] shot him
- 20:07[ __ ] seven seven seven seven what got
- 20:17you I got you bro I C you look at your
- 20:21face I got you wait wait wait yeah yeah
- 20:26dude it's fake so the prank Bros the
- 20:30suicide the suicide attempt all fake all
- 20:33fake all fake he's he's an actor Greg
- 20:35you can get what the hell you drugged me
- 20:38yeah okay okay that was the questionable
- 20:40part yeah but dude come on come on dude
- 20:44break bro it break bro this is [ __ ]
- 20:47awesome this going to go viral why yes
- 20:51dude an actor Greg you can get up yeah
- 20:53he's good he's good dude you're going to
- 20:55be famous kill hey hey hey hey in the
- 20:57blood Greg come on you got to be kidding
- 21:00me right now
- 21:02Greg man this guy's still playing he's
- 21:05he's a method actor Greg come on get up
- 21:09what what I cannot believe you
- 21:13Mil what the [ __ ] I'm I'm what the you
- 21:18did it you did it what the [ __ ] dude
- 21:21what what no no no no no yeah yeah you
- 21:26got me no no yeah you think you think
- 21:29you can do this to me ma check his
- 21:31post telling you
- 21:37man
- 21:38whoa that guy's not breathing I know
- 21:41that guy's
- 21:45not [ __ ] how the [ __ ] did that happen
- 21:48because I I don't know I used your
- 21:50[ __ ] blanks I used your [ __ ] man you
- 21:53use my blanks yes the guy God I knew
- 21:55that guy was shady who [ __ ] who [ __ ] the
- 21:58guy bought
- 21:59from who did you [ __ ] buy him from I
- 22:01bought him from a shady guy in like the
- 22:02black market or something he's a shady
- 22:04guy why would you do that why would you
- 22:05just buy him from a [ __ ] gun from the
- 22:07prank it's a gun store you buy them the
- 22:09blanks blanks are illegal in California
- 22:12you can't buy them I had to buy them
- 22:13from a guy [ __ ] well congratulations man
- 22:16you're a [ __ ] murderer who who whoa
- 22:17don't don't don't don't don't say that
- 22:19out loud [ __ ] don't say that this is
- 22:20your fault man this is your PL no you
- 22:22this is you I just reused your prank I
- 22:25just reused your [ __ ] I just put a
- 22:27creepy element on it man let's see the
- 22:31setup how do I start
- 22:35this um 7's gone
- 22:38and so I have a little bit of time to
- 22:41talk about everything that's going on
- 22:43and everything that I plan on doing
- 22:45and um I have been up for the
- 22:49past 3
- 22:52days trying to come up with a
- 22:56plan and let me tell
- 22:59you this has been no easy
- 23:07feat but I think I finally figured it
- 23:11out head shot you want I will up excuse
- 23:14me sir I I'll keep working excuse me sir
- 23:17can I help you maybe said you're are you
- 23:20an actor yeah why these pranks are crazy
- 23:25yeah man yeah you got you have a crazy
- 23:28father too almost got a million views we
- 23:31made Seven think he was blind what do
- 23:33you think Frank should I do it yeah I
- 23:36mean you've been on the couch for the
- 23:39past 3 months oh come on have a little
- 23:41respect for your old man I have a lot of
- 23:43questions for you I don't have you you
- 23:46do you have like an Instagram or
- 23:47something yeah I do cool we already
- 23:56have hey guys
- 23:59just a little
- 24:01update I had to leave the party for a
- 24:03second cuz
- 24:06um did
- 24:10something told myself I wasn't going to
- 24:12do this stuff anymore but here I
- 24:18go I took Laura's
- 24:22jacket I know I know milk how are you
- 24:26ever going to change if you keep milk
- 24:27how are you going to ever stop your
- 24:29patterns if you just keep doing the same
- 24:31weird
- 24:33stuff what do you mean you don't like
- 24:36it what do you mean you don't like
- 24:39it no no no no public
- 24:43bathrooms hey mil hey mil you I'm back
- 24:48dude this is your party maning join us
- 24:51bring your hand get over here we're
- 24:52playing over there thanks yeah no
- 24:55problem man thanks for coming guys I do
- 24:58not like randos okay I got Greg coming
- 25:01any [ __ ] second now and this Devon
- 25:03guy could [ __ ] it all up how's going on
- 25:05what's the problem I'm in the party
- 25:07downstairs well I was just wondering why
- 25:08you invited that
- 25:11[Applause]
- 25:13guy oh my god dude this [ __ ] prank
- 25:17that seven just pulled on me just made
- 25:19my plan so much easier he just used a CL
- 25:22with blanks in it I know exactly what I
- 25:24need to put on you got me there he is
- 25:27you got me Shut up we're having a moment
- 25:31here I could is wrong with you I'm done
- 25:34with the [ __ ] pranks sir I'm sorry
- 25:36dude it's fine it's not fine it is fine
- 25:40man trust me trust me you're drunk It's
- 25:42a prank it's a prank it's not a prank
- 25:44I've already talked to seven no because
- 25:46it is a prank it's not a prank it's my
- 25:50prank okay no way yeah dude he's an
- 25:55actor his name is Greg I hired him I'm
- 25:57paying him it's for seven no way I
- 25:59wasn't going to tell you Link's a good
- 26:04guy yeah he's safe Naomi too she's
- 26:09good I love my
- 26:13friends I would never hurt my friends
- 26:17that does count for
- 26:22something I have morals I'm a good
- 26:25person I have limits
- 26:30that
- 26:32matters
- 26:38but I kept Laura's jacket I know last
- 26:42one guys I promise hello hey Laura it's
- 26:46milk I know weird I'm sorry um I'm here
- 26:49with Naomi you left your jacket at our
- 26:52place tonight um can I come get it
- 26:54tomorrow uh we're we're we can bring it
- 26:56to you tonight we're bar hopping so it's
- 26:58fine no it's it's not a big deal I I can
- 27:01get it tomorrow after my
- 27:04shift okay well that sounds easy Hey
- 27:06listen Laura uh Naomi just told me we
- 27:09are literally in your area so I mean it
- 27:12would be very silly of us honestly to
- 27:14not bring it to you tonight okay then
- 27:18yeah thank you yeah wait wait hey Laura
- 27:21one more thing wait wait wait milk
- 27:23you're drunk it left or
- 27:25right okay well um should even driving
- 27:28hey Laura which street is it again cuz
- 27:32like Naomi can't remember are you
- 27:34serious I'll just text you the address
- 27:36she's sending me the address I can't
- 27:39believe she just bought that ladies and
- 27:42gentlemen we are in rout here we
- 27:46go hopefully I can get her to the car
- 27:49somehow should be
- 27:52[Music]
- 27:54fine hey hey Laura how you doing good
- 27:58got your jacket okay um where's Naomi
- 28:02she's in the car she was
- 28:04just what the [ __ ] why she was just like
- 28:07hurry up I don't
- 28:09know she's always mad at me for no
- 28:12[ __ ]
- 28:13reason okay to her all right
- 28:19[Applause]
- 28:31this is actually Jessica's ear there you
- 28:33go you can kind of see it F this is my
- 28:36beating brick beat people with with this
- 28:38brick I beat
- 28:40people my gosh look what this person
- 28:42just texted you made you look yes all
- 28:46right you know Naomi really liked
- 28:50you I can tell well Jesus Laura got to
- 28:54break up with her over text low blow
- 28:57[Music]
- 28:59you
- 29:03okay do you have fun at the
- 29:10party I
- 29:15did what do you mean you don't like it
- 29:17what do you mean you don't like it this
- 29:19is my happy
- 29:20mask it's clear so you still see me but
- 29:23it
- 29:25just it's like a different version of me
- 29:28you
- 29:31know highlights my eyebrows cuz he can't
- 29:35really see my
- 29:38eyebrows but you can still see my
- 29:43eyes is this a
- 29:45prank
- 29:48no no I'm
- 29:51sorry I'm sorry no this is not a
- 29:56prank life
- 29:58unfair you're
- 30:03unlucky dude I need you to go see what's
- 30:05downstairs why because somebody is down
- 30:08there you okay you ever thought about
- 30:11like reaching out to somebody
- 30:13or that [ __ ] was awesome bro that [ __ ]
- 30:17was so good the [ __ ] about the religion
- 30:20and like the girl trapped inside of you
- 30:22what the [ __ ] where did that even come
- 30:24from bro I did a little research
- 30:32hey what's up what you
- 30:35recording yeah go ahead and take that
- 30:37mag out first you got to get rid of the
- 30:39blinks that are in there and then if you
- 30:40come down
- 30:43here something little
- 30:45special left got to replace the blanks
- 30:49with the rail bullets once you're locked
- 30:50and
- 30:52loaded bullets in the chamber what do
- 30:54you think I should do should I
- 30:56just end
- 31:02it oh God that is freaking scary I don't
- 31:05even want to put my finger on the
- 31:07trigger it's loaded you dare
- 31:11me oh
- 31:14oh oh my gosh oh my gosh that was so
- 31:18[ __ ]
- 31:19close I almost did it I'm not going to
- 31:23do it
- 31:28I thought about it no I'm just kid go to
- 31:30the desert and I'm I'm not going to drug
- 31:38you well that well no I'm not going to
- 31:41drug
- 31:44anyone
- 31:48okay well that is part of the prank and
- 31:51well I don't care figure something else
- 31:54out you can't drug someone for a prank
- 31:58I I I quit I quit no no no no please you
- 32:01can't quit halfway through we have done
- 32:03way worse stuff to each other in the
- 32:05past in this prank show whenever we
- 32:06started it we made like a trust that we
- 32:08could do these crazy things to each
- 32:10other he knows he's used to this [ __ ]
- 32:13enough no listen listen listen I will
- 32:15drug him it has nothing to do with you I
- 32:17will bring the wine I will supply
- 32:21everything it has nothing to do with
- 32:22it's drugging isn't even the right word
- 32:24okay I shouldn't be I'm making it sound
- 32:26worse than it even is it's medicine it's
- 32:28like sleeping
- 32:30medicine please this conversation never
- 32:34happened no it
- 32:38didn't so you'll do
- 32:42it do
- 32:46what okay no cameras at the dinner all
- 32:50right get out you annoying me where's my
- 32:52wallet where's my wallet did you check
- 32:54your pants Pockets have you checked your
- 32:57pants Pockets they're not in my pants
- 32:59Pockets I don't leave my [ __ ] in my
- 33:00pants pockets it's called gaslighting
- 33:02it's like when you prank somebody but
- 33:04they think it's their fault but yeah
- 33:06that's what I'm doing I need you to pay
- 33:08for it I told you I lost my wallet
- 33:09remember oh yeah I thought I saw it on
- 33:11the coffee
- 33:15table God damn it
- 33:18milk I told you no
- 33:22camera sorry
- 33:28all we got a
- 33:30tarp what do you want to
- 33:32do I don't know
- 33:36milk what do you want to
- 33:42do I say
- 33:44we put them in the tarp and we bury them
- 33:46here and we leave
- 33:51them we got to leave him
- 33:54here okay how do you want to do that
- 33:59we get the
- 34:01shovels we dig a hole as deep as we can
- 34:03what shovels you got a shovel
- 34:06no we go we should go we should go we
- 34:10put his body on the tarp we put him in
- 34:12the trunk we take him with us we go get
- 34:14some shovels and then we come us into
- 34:16town well what you want F people I I
- 34:19don't know I don't know I've never
- 34:20[ __ ] killed a guy in the
- 34:22[Applause]
- 34:24desert so I don't [ __ ] know sorry
- 34:33look we can't we we can't leave him here
- 34:36okay if someone finds him we're going to
- 34:38go to jail we're going to go straight to
- 34:40[ __ ] jail is that what you want to do
- 34:41you want to go straight to [ __ ]
- 34:43jail jail this is going to come down on
- 34:46us I just I just don't want to go to
- 34:47jail exactly I just want to go back live
- 34:49my life and do my thing there's a way we
- 34:51can do that there's a way we get out of
- 34:53this I [ __ ] swear there is there's a
- 34:55[ __ ] way we take his body
- 34:58all right we'll take his [ __ ] we bury
- 35:00him okay we get the [ __ ] shovels we
- 35:02bury him and we leave him here and we
- 35:04forget about it all right all right all
- 35:07right all right let's do
- 35:17it milk what do I get get um two
- 35:21shovels a a Boston Digger see if they
- 35:24have a
- 35:25pickaxe for the body
- 35:28no no it just it breaks up the gravel
- 35:33okay hey
- 35:36milk starting to smell in
- 35:44here this was not part of the [ __ ]
- 35:47plan this was not part of the [ __ ]
- 35:51plan how did I forget the [ __ ]
- 35:54shovels [ __ ] I don't want to get
- 35:56arrested in a [ __ ] Home Depot parking
- 35:58lot oh [ __ ] look who just happens to be
- 36:01over there [ __ ] cop there's a cop
- 36:03parked right over
- 36:05there what is he
- 36:13doing oh Jesus Christ why the [ __ ] is he
- 36:15walking over
- 36:18here why the [ __ ] is he walking over
- 36:20here what the
- 36:22[ __ ] why the [ __ ] is he walking over
- 36:25here Jesus [ __ ]
- 36:29Christ oh my God he's right [ __ ]
- 36:32there he's right [ __ ]
- 36:36there keep the door
- 36:39closed how you doing
- 36:43officer you know where you
- 36:47parked the Home
- 36:50Depot
- 36:52okay you're in a handicap spot with no
- 36:55permanent
- 36:56departure um I'm sorry I'm so sorry yeah
- 37:00I can move we can move right away know I
- 37:01could write you a citation for this I
- 37:03know sir I'm sorry that won't be
- 37:05necessary we can move yeah you can move
- 37:07but I should still sight you okay well
- 37:10my friend's in there right now and we're
- 37:11going to we're going to be out of here
- 37:12really quickly I'm going to have to
- 37:14write you out yes
- 37:15sir I'll be right back okay yes sir hang
- 37:19tight all
- 37:25right no no no
- 37:29[ __ ] no no no no no no no no not right
- 37:32now not right now no no no seven go back
- 37:37go
- 37:38back go
- 37:41back oh thank God [ __ ] you
- 37:46okay yes sir you just scared
- 37:50me you see him on edge we're just in a
- 37:53hurry we're just in a
- 37:55hurry here you go thank you sir let's go
- 37:59let's go just okay yes we're fine
- 38:01freaking me out you left your [ __ ]
- 38:03phone in the car by the way where's
- 38:05a what there's things in the trunk
- 38:07there's a [ __ ] cop over here cuz we
- 38:09parked in a [ __ ] handicap parking
- 38:12spot you parked in a [ __ ] handicap
- 38:14parking lot
- 38:40he's [ __ ] up bro it's got to be subtle
- 38:44if it's too visible they'll just be like
- 38:46didn't you change out my pillow it's got
- 38:48to be a gradual slow thing milk you're
- 38:50so
- 38:51mean you know what though Seven's not
- 38:54that good of a
- 38:56person but miss milk Seven's our
- 39:00favorite I
- 39:03know Seven's everybody's favorite but
- 39:06look how easy it was to turn him into a
- 39:09killer you know he locked me out of the
- 39:11channel I don't even have the password
- 39:13to our own channel said my ideas aren't
- 39:15[Music]
- 39:16creative how am I not creative it's
- 39:19supposed to be a partnership a little
- 39:20sad over there do you want eggs or not I
- 39:22was the prank my guy I can't wait to see
- 39:25it all of it again it was good man man
- 39:27it was good yeah he's pretty shooken out
- 39:29what
- 39:31prank can I tell her please come
- 39:35on
- 39:37yeah you know the guy at the party the
- 39:40creepy guy yeah that was all milk's plan
- 39:43it's his prank what for
- 39:46real yeah yeah we used the squib and we
- 39:50shot it ended with a bang and everything
- 39:51it was pretty cool hey dude where's
- 39:55seven he's upstairs
- 39:58let's go how does it feel to be a part
- 40:00of the best prank
- 40:03ever
- 40:05hey dude why is it so dark in here what
- 40:08you like a [ __ ]
- 40:11vampire what
- 40:14up um I'm just here to check on you dude
- 40:17what does it feel like to be part of the
- 40:18best prank we've ever
- 40:22done
- 40:25yeah yeah
- 40:29uh dude are you all
- 40:38right I'm
- 40:40good I'm
- 40:43good told Lincoln me about the [ __ ]
- 40:46prank yeah bro why
- 40:49not what the [ __ ] is wrong with
- 40:53you [ __ ] wrong with you
- 40:58you [ __ ] with me right now [ __ ] you
- 41:00are you [ __ ] with me right now
- 41:02milk [ __ ]
- 41:09you [ __ ]
- 41:12you good good good hey hey hey
- 41:16he [ __ ] going on get off
- 41:20[ __ ] you know I need to go you need to
- 41:23go home get the [ __ ] out go home
- 41:27I quit this channel dude I
- 41:33quit hey
- 41:35guys I'm back in my
- 41:39spot I just come here sometimes when I'm
- 41:45like bored or like scared or sad or
- 41:49lonely got a surprise for you
- 41:52[Music]
- 42:00check it out there she
- 42:03is there she is kept her
- 42:07alive that's the surprise she's still
- 42:09alive might as well be dead
- 42:12though no food or water for what like
- 42:14two
- 42:17[Music]
- 42:22days I'll finish it
- 42:27oh my
- 42:30gosh let's see what we got
- 42:38[Music]
- 42:46here what's up hey what's up to my
- 42:49subscribers just gone viral it's okay
- 42:52she's gone she's gone that's it all
- 42:54right thanks for tuning in thanks for
- 42:56Subs
- 42:57thanks for being a
- 42:59fan I'm just kidding guys next
- 43:15time what's up guys this is how you
- 43:18really [ __ ] with somebody yo 7 I'm home
- 43:22we need to
- 43:23talk dude he's going to be so confused
- 43:26hold on this is hilarious he's going to
- 43:28text me any second now and he's going to
- 43:30be like where'd you go oh [ __ ] he's
- 43:32calling yo what's up hey where' you go
- 43:36what where'd you go you said you needed
- 43:38me I was I'm
- 43:39downstairs I'm at the store I'm checking
- 43:42out no you're not what you just here
- 43:45I've been gone for like 45 minutes dude
- 43:47I'll be back soon we can talk
- 43:49then are you [ __ ] around with me
- 43:52right
- 43:53now what [ __ ] [ __ ] no you
- 43:58milk you were just here you were just
- 44:00talking to me bro I haven't been home
- 44:03what are you talking about Dam it what
- 44:05the [ __ ] he is thinking he's hearing
- 44:08things bro he is [ __ ] up this is
- 44:10working and now I can't go home for like
- 44:1420 minutes swear it dude it's I got a
- 44:18text from Greg and it said like I know
- 44:20I'm
- 44:22dead but I can still see you it's it was
- 44:25right [ __ ] here what are you talking
- 44:26it was right hear it [ __ ] ring the
- 44:28[ __ ] R okay so where is it I don't
- 44:34know milk I Think You're Paranoid is he
- 44:36alive there's no way he's alive don't
- 44:38[ __ ] with me okay milk we checked his
- 44:40post and we buried don't [ __ ] tell me
- 44:42I'm paranoid I'm not I know what I saw I
- 44:45know what happened there was a [ __ ]
- 44:47text right there
- 44:57God damn it I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
- 45:04sorry it's not true it's not true it's
- 45:06not true just get out of your
- 45:10[ __ ] I'm sorry I'm
- 45:14sorry
- 45:17[ __ ] yo seven someone's at the door
- 45:23man who
- 45:31hey yo get the [ __ ] camera out of my
- 45:33face sorry man what the [ __ ] happened to
- 45:35your
- 45:37face anyways uh can you guys
- 45:41talk yeah yeah all right cool all right
- 45:44when you have a second H next
- 45:48door
- 45:51[ __ ] cool I've called my dad like 20
- 45:54times and it rings it stops halfway
- 45:58through like he's declining my
- 46:00calls I'm all that he's got so I'm a
- 46:03little worried about him he just dropped
- 46:05us off and then left I mean wait what
- 46:09really did he say where he was
- 46:11going uh yeah I mean no he didn't say
- 46:14where he was going but he was he seemed
- 46:17pretty excited about wherever it was
- 46:19right he went to
- 46:22Vegas really I mean yeah he does that
- 46:25all the time I mean he always loses
- 46:26mystery solv are you
- 46:30okay you okay yeah he's fine yeah he's
- 46:32fine yeah yeah I'm good he'll probably
- 46:35be back soon man yeah I mean he's a
- 46:37little older I you know I just didn't
- 46:39sorry guys sorry no sorry we weren't
- 46:40much
- 46:42out I know that you probably hate me
- 46:45right now
- 46:50but we're in this together and if you
- 46:53think that I'm not
- 46:55scared then you're
- 46:58wrong you seem to be handling it pretty
- 47:05well well
- 47:07then maybe you should be handling this a
- 47:10little bit better because if you want to
- 47:13quit the channel and you want to stop
- 47:15doing everything that we've worked for
- 47:17then fine but you need to know the
- 47:20stakes that are here okay we could go to
- 47:23[ __ ] jail and we could go to jail for
- 47:25the rest of our [ __ ] lives
- 47:28I think we should figure out
- 47:30Frank
- 47:32no no I'm not going to kill anybody else
- 47:35I'm okay no I agree I'm not killing
- 47:38anybody else I'm not saying we have to
- 47:39kill him what are you saying huh I think
- 47:41we should text
- 47:44Frank as
- 47:47Greg and you're [ __ ] second man I'm
- 47:50just trying to figure this out I'm not
- 47:53I'm not we text Frank as Greg we turn
- 47:58the phone off we bury it and then this
- 48:00is over
- 48:09fine [ __ ] you hey
- 48:12Frank went to Vegas for a
- 48:16bit be back soon it's good so he's
- 48:19missing he goes missing in Vegas okay
- 48:21people go missing in Vegas I'm pretty
- 48:23sure he's old I won't let you go to jail
- 48:25I promise
- 48:34thanks say it
- 48:41back I won't let you go to
- 48:45jail
- 48:48okay okay good very the phone in the
- 48:52desert and then
- 48:57who sad it better be Linker
- 49:01Naomi [ __ ] what [ __ ]
- 49:06what it's
- 49:09Frank [ __ ] Frank okay well answer and
- 49:14say what just play it cool bro I don't
- 49:17think I can play it cool well [ __ ]
- 49:19answer don't just [ __ ] if you if you
- 49:21don't [ __ ] answer I don't want to go
- 49:22to prison we're not I don't want to go
- 49:24to [ __ ] prison we're good just please
- 49:26answer play it
- 49:28cool I'm
- 49:30shaking okay here we go okay hey yo okay
- 49:34so I went looking for my dad's phone
- 49:36through find my phone I looked all
- 49:38through my
- 49:39apartment and you know thinking that he
- 49:41may have forgotten it the entire
- 49:43time but then he texts me so he has his
- 49:47phone am I part of your [ __ ] prank no
- 49:50he was here wait he's here no he was
- 49:53here he was here yeah he was here so why
- 49:56you tell me
- 49:59well he told he told us not to tell you
- 50:02because he said you were worry wart what
- 50:04the [ __ ] dad and he said he was uh he
- 50:07was going to the store he was going to
- 50:08grab a few things he might be back left
- 50:09okay okay so why was he
- 50:12here he just wanted payment for the
- 50:15prank in cash Jesus [ __ ] Christ
- 50:20[Applause]
- 50:28okay we got to kill
- 50:34Frank we got to kill
- 50:40him Jeffrey
- 50:43dmer Harold
- 50:46Shipman Ted Bundy these guys are known
- 50:49as the greatest serial killers of all
- 50:52time and although I pay my respect to
- 50:54them what I'm about to do will make me
- 50:57go down in history as the greatest and
- 51:00most creative serial killer that's ever
- 51:02lived we just got kicked out of the
- 51:04house about 30 minutes ago that was
- 51:06crazy seven quit the channel milk and
- 51:08milk and seven got into a heated debate
- 51:10but me andom are going to dig up some
- 51:11details on this and figure out what the
- 51:12hell happened but you got to get him to
- 51:14the restroom the restroom why I don't
- 51:16know because if he's in the restroom
- 51:18then
- 51:19like it's easier to clean up that area
- 51:23I'm going to vomit look I've never done
- 51:24this [ __ ] before okay I'm trying toix
- 51:26figure this [ __ ] out like you how do I
- 51:28get him into the
- 51:30bathroom um say that you got to use
- 51:33restroom does he follow me in there uh
- 51:36say um can we talk in a more private
- 51:38area what if he says the bedroom dude I
- 51:41don't [ __ ] know okay he's a big guy
- 51:44distract him I don't want him to see me
- 51:46coming
- 51:48okay I'll
- 51:50try just really [ __ ] scared and then
- 51:53I'll stab him okay and then I think I
- 51:55thought you were gonna shoot him no dude
- 51:56we have to we have to stab him we can't
- 51:58shoot him it's too loud you're going to
- 52:00how are you going to how are you going
- 52:01to stab him no you can't stab him I am
- 52:04going to stab him seven because I don't
- 52:05want to go to [ __ ] jail are you going
- 52:07to know when to come
- 52:08in do you still have those camera
- 52:10glasses from the Spy prank still upset
- 52:12about
- 52:15Lara [ __ ]
- 52:23her yep live live
- 52:29casting just in case whoa whoa whoa whoa
- 52:33what the [ __ ] what don't put it in your
- 52:35[ __ ] pants like that where else am I
- 52:37supposed to put it don't just I don't
- 52:38know it's a fully loaded gun dude sorry
- 52:41sorry just like put it in your pocket or
- 52:45something I'm putting it no no no you're
- 52:47going to shoot your dick
- 52:50off okay seven use everything to your
- 52:53advantage all right just whatever
- 52:55happens just roll with it
- 53:00okay I'm so
- 53:03excited kind of
- 53:11nervous dude seven is freaking out right
- 53:14now he is going to be so depressed
- 53:18hey those are spy glasses
- 53:21what those are [ __ ] spy glasses
- 53:25100% yes they are I see the camera hi
- 53:28milk hi internet come on
- 53:32in you know I thought this was a prank I
- 53:35wasn't sure but now I get
- 53:37it don't ruin it ruin it these [ __ ]
- 53:40pranks are so [ __ ] annoying okay you
- 53:42have me worried it's not [ __ ]
- 53:45funny look we we didn't mean we were
- 53:48just trying to scare you that's that's
- 53:49all you did [ __ ] scare me where the
- 53:51[ __ ] is my dad where the [ __ ] is my dad
- 53:54just chill the [ __ ] out are not [ __ ]
- 53:58dude he's he's he's in the the [ __ ]
- 54:00bathroom seriously he's in the [ __ ]
- 54:02bathroom they [ __ ] show me where he
- 54:04is okay right [ __ ] now I'm going I'm
- 54:07going I'm going Jesus oh that's my queue
- 54:09[ __ ] okay open the [ __ ] curtain yeah
- 54:12yeah yeah look look here it is okay just
- 54:15chill out for over the [ __ ] curent
- 54:17let us finish the prank I mean if we if
- 54:19we don't [ __ ] the
- 54:22prank CH all right the's over pranks
- 54:26over all right all right all right
- 54:32okay [ __ ] I'm call the [ __ ]
- 54:38[Applause]
- 54:40cops shut up Seven shut up [ __ ]
- 54:44[Applause]
- 54:48[ __ ] you're being loud being loud
- 54:54stop stop
- 54:57stop stop go
- 55:01stop
- 55:07[ __ ] go
- 55:16in milk hey guys we got to figure out
- 55:19what happened in that prank do you think
- 55:21they're already editing the
- 55:23videos DSD cards
- 55:28well milk normally keeps his camera bag
- 55:29right here uh I don't
- 55:36know there's a camera bag in here no
- 55:38that's his old camera bag the SD cards
- 55:40are't never know
- 55:46what keeps what is that thing this is
- 55:50more like keeps his porn in there I
- 55:52don't think we should be touching this
- 55:53especially if he's not here what if this
- 55:55has something to do with the fight
- 55:56though
- 55:57that box looks sketchy as
- 56:03[ __ ] don't open
- 56:09it what the [ __ ] the
- 56:17[ __ ] wean is that blood wasn't ran
- 56:21Denver no that can't
- 56:24be oh are these
- 56:27people what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ]
- 56:46Julie it's probably just another setup
- 56:48for a
- 56:49prank what else is in
- 56:54there the key
- 56:57[Music]
- 56:58Ness [ __ ] [ __ ] that's come on God I'm
- 57:02trying I'm taking a picture come come on
- 57:03come on come on take picture the [ __ ]
- 57:05out
- 57:08of oh what's up guys what are you doing
- 57:12here uh link left his jacket in some's
- 57:15room got it cool um I was just tagging
- 57:17along what's with the Trash Pack uh the
- 57:21neighbor has a dog so me and seven are
- 57:24just we weren't playing St
- 57:26yeah cuz we got stuff we're doing stuff
- 57:29I just ran into link and Naomi and they
- 57:32saw me with these trash bags honestly I
- 57:34do not think I handled that situation
- 57:36well the tarp got the mop yeah he's in
- 57:39bad
- 57:42shape
- 57:44yo seven come
- 57:47on help me out this guy's heavy we got
- 57:50to [ __ ] move we got to get him on the
- 57:53tarp
- 57:59come on just turn me
- 58:03in just turn me in milk now is not the
- 58:08time for this [ __ ]
- 58:10bro just [ __ ] turn me
- 58:15in do you do you see this do you see
- 58:18this [ __ ] [ __ ] we got to [ __ ]
- 58:21clean this dude you're going to make me
- 58:22do this by myself come
- 58:25on you can turn me in no I can't turn
- 58:29you in because then I'm going to go to
- 58:30[ __ ] jail you could [ __ ] kill
- 58:33me just [ __ ] kill me
- 58:36milk just turn me here and [ __ ] kill
- 58:39me cuz I'm [ __ ]
- 58:42done
- 58:47[ __ ] I'm sorry
- 58:51I'm I'm [ __ ] sorry God damn it seven
- 58:55he [ __ ] heavy
- 59:00dude God
- 59:12damn right where he wants us to land we
- 59:15know this is a prank it's going to be
- 59:16like around this we for 45 minutes where
- 59:19did you bring us godamn it
- 59:26[Music]
- 59:37[Music]
- 59:43[Music]
- 59:48what makes this the greatest kill in the
- 59:51history of Serial art if you haven't
- 59:53figured it out by now you're not going
- 59:56going to what better way to kill someone
- 59:59than to not kill someone but rather put
- 1:00:02all the pieces together to make someone
- 1:00:05kill
- 1:00:07[Music]
- 1:00:08thems seven was actually supposed to be
- 1:00:11my sixth kill but then I killed
- 1:00:13Laura so seven is my seventh kill I
- 1:00:18didn't even think about that and the
- 1:00:20[ __ ] is about to be gone like he is on
- 1:00:23his way out I'm going to go up to his
- 1:00:25corpse
- 1:00:26and I'm going to say how's that for
- 1:00:28being
- 1:00:30creative what do you mean you don't like
- 1:00:33it what do you mean you don't like it
- 1:01:00yeah hey
- 1:01:04[Music]
- 1:01:07hey yeah I just can't let it down for
- 1:01:11good reason all right all right new GRS
- 1:01:16in a vintage town and I'm in to deep hey
- 1:01:20hey I just can't let it down for good
- 1:01:24reason let it down good
- 1:01:27no Gres in a vintage town and I'm in
- 1:01:31De drifting down the river like de breis
- 1:01:36okay and all right now quing on to what
- 1:01:40is left of meting
- 1:01:46[Applause]
- 1:01:46[Music]
- 1:01:56[Music]
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