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MILK & SERIAL (FOUND FOOTAGE HORROR FILM DIRECTED BY CURRY BARKER) — Transcript

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  1. 0:05milk my man I wanted to wish you a very
  2. 0:07happy birthday you're my best friend uh
  3. 0:10I can't do what we do without you you're
  4. 0:12my partner in crime that sounded weird
  5. 0:14love you bro best roommate as well uh I
  6. 0:16know you're going to see this later but
  7. 0:19uh for now let's see the setup this is
  8. 0:22Jason he's going to be helping me out
  9. 0:23with the event tonight uh we were in
  10. 0:25acting class together I know we've done
  11. 0:27a lot of crazy pranks on this channel
  12. 0:29but this is definitely going to be the
  13. 0:32most insane prank we have ever done on
  14. 0:34this channel getting nervous I mean how
  15. 0:35could you not be Jason and milk have
  16. 0:37never met he is a complete stranger to
  17. 0:39milk why would I milk's best friend
  18. 0:42invite some complete stranger to his
  19. 0:44birthday party this thing right here is
  20. 0:46a quib we're going to be putting this on
  21. 0:48Naomi for those of you who don't know
  22. 0:50what a quib is s it's a squib whatever a
  23. 0:52squib is basically in the movies when
  24. 0:54they want to get like blood to pop out
  25. 0:56of the guy's chest good look at that
  26. 0:59thing but this is just one piece of the
  27. 1:00puzzle what happened to that girl
  28. 1:01Jessica I haven't seen her in a while
  29. 1:03one he used to see she's come over a
  30. 1:04couple times to our place she was weird
  31. 1:07she still a vir though I think this is
  32. 1:08it the van how the [ __ ] do you know it's
  33. 1:10a van well he said it's a van it's
  34. 1:12exactly what they think it
  35. 1:14is know bro this guy touch kids too hey
  36. 1:16it's for the prank right yeah but where
  37. 1:18did you find him in the black market
  38. 1:20what do you mean the black what is the
  39. 1:22black market kind of like Craigslist
  40. 1:24this is crazy shut the [ __ ] up let's do
  41. 1:26this come on we're
  42. 1:28Pros you doing doing good how are you
  43. 1:31seven yeah hi how you doing my friends
  44. 1:33Hi how are you I'm good how are you nice
  45. 1:36to meet you yeah what are you what are
  46. 1:39you what are you filming this
  47. 1:40what well yeah so we're part of let me
  48. 1:43let me rephrase you you can't film this
  49. 1:45well it's it's a YouTube channel we
  50. 1:47could change your voice and we could
  51. 1:48blur your face nope
  52. 1:51nope get the shot whatever you do I had
  53. 1:53a client that wanted a real gun that
  54. 1:56looked like a toy gun shoots real
  55. 1:57bullets so you know what I did I put one
  56. 1:59of these these orange tips on it this is
  57. 2:01a 1911 it's a 45 caliber will stop a
  58. 2:04grizzly bear this is what you're looking
  59. 2:05for here pay attention so you [ __ ] it
  60. 2:08back now once you [ __ ] it the bullet is
  61. 2:10still in the chamber right even with the
  62. 2:13mag out very important well guys goodbye
  63. 2:16what oh
  64. 2:20Jesus did you see a look on his face I
  65. 2:22always get the same questions I have to
  66. 2:24do it are those real bullets are they
  67. 2:26going to get hurt bangs bangers these
  68. 2:29are the best in the
  69. 2:31world I just prove that to you with my
  70. 2:33life so if you don't know where this is
  71. 2:35going by now then you're just going to
  72. 2:37have to wait and see it all play
  73. 2:45out there he is look who it is the
  74. 2:49birthday boy it's looking good man yeah
  75. 2:51it feels kind of weird decorating for my
  76. 2:53own birthday maybe when they come in
  77. 2:55I'll jump up and say surprise what
  78. 2:57really good don't I yeah practice the
  79. 3:00news people showed up you actually came
  80. 3:03hello of course you did hey what's your
  81. 3:05name Laura I'm seven this is Lara okay
  82. 3:09Lara nice to meet you Lara Lara l a r
  83. 3:14happy birthday Marshall thank you huh
  84. 3:16milk why milk people my friends just
  85. 3:18call me milk he loves milk rice milk
  86. 3:21that's just whole
  87. 3:23milk happy birthday what's up brother
  88. 3:30talking about shot
  89. 3:32[Applause]
  90. 3:38tequil [ __ ]
  91. 3:43[Applause]
  92. 3:47up hey where can I put this
  93. 3:50[Applause]
  94. 3:53jacket you didn't scare anybody okay so
  95. 3:56we're driving home milk says he's going
  96. 3:58to split the driving with me he's sleep
  97. 4:00in the back seat in 10 [ __ ] minutes I
  98. 4:02told mil to play some good music and he
  99. 4:04puts on Gravity by John Mayor oh yeah
  100. 4:06and as soon as he puts it on he goes
  101. 4:08yeah can you lower that you've done anal
  102. 4:11ma'am tightest thing I've ever you put a
  103. 4:13finger down yes sir I thought you were
  104. 4:14gay she's by oh my god oh you swing both
  105. 4:18ways okay you're forgiven now uh new new
  106. 4:21new one never have I ever uh killed an
  107. 4:23animal oh who's been hunting what what
  108. 4:26happened sorry I ran over a bunny it was
  109. 4:30came out of nowhere and it was speeding
  110. 4:32and I little guy what about you next
  111. 4:34question no what about you you dropped
  112. 4:36fing You Dropped a finger what's up
  113. 4:38wasn't what did you
  114. 4:40do killed the cat what the you kill the
  115. 4:44cat that's tough dude
  116. 4:47yeah what happened
  117. 4:50uh it's
  118. 4:53just something you're not supposed to do
  119. 4:55you know really [ __ ] weird I was like
  120. 4:58seven years old
  121. 5:01next who's here uh it's just a friend
  122. 5:05everybody's
  123. 5:07here hey what's hey yo what's up this is
  124. 5:11uh Devon okay nice to meet you man milk
  125. 5:14milk yo people call me
  126. 5:16mold I get
  127. 5:18it drinks over there thanks yeah no
  128. 5:21problem man thanks for
  129. 5:25coming well why are you inviting random
  130. 5:27people to my birthday party I mean I
  131. 5:28didn't see him as Rand person to me's a
  132. 5:30random person okay look I'm
  133. 5:33sorry you know the coffee shop we we met
  134. 5:35at the coffee shop you met him at a
  135. 5:36coffee shop he's a nice guy
  136. 5:38you yeah but like
  137. 5:44just what the
  138. 5:46[Applause]
  139. 5:53[Applause]
  140. 5:55[ __ ]
  141. 5:56birthday to you
  142. 6:00happy
  143. 6:01birthday to
  144. 6:04you happy
  145. 6:07birthday
  146. 6:09dear [ __ ] you guys happy
  147. 6:12birthday to
  148. 6:16[Applause]
  149. 6:20you we got them we
  150. 6:24got another very successful prank thank
  151. 6:26you for making it all happen
  152. 6:30the prank Happy Birthday Happy
  153. 6:35[Applause]
  154. 6:37Birthday got me there he is you got me
  155. 6:40come on you got me wasn't that awesome
  156. 6:42Jesus Fu what the [ __ ] I can't believe
  157. 6:44we pulled it off is that was it was it
  158. 6:45blanks dude it was blanks don't even ask
  159. 6:47me how I got him I'm changed I'm a
  160. 6:49changed man I know so de Jason in my I
  161. 6:52class Jesus he's good you know he's the
  162. 6:54only one available in I I thought he was
  163. 6:56pretty good you know that whole [ __ ]
  164. 6:57line it was improved well that's but
  165. 6:59that was good though cuz that was
  166. 7:00actually the moment that I started to
  167. 7:02not like him cuz once he said that I was
  168. 7:04like [ __ ] this guy all right well hey
  169. 7:06yeah it
  170. 7:07worked [ __ ] dude is that the [ __ ]
  171. 7:10landlord [ __ ] dude this is another
  172. 7:12[ __ ] prank I'm not I'm not going to
  173. 7:14fall but I'm not you think I'm doing two
  174. 7:17pranks on you one night yeah dude I
  175. 7:19don't think I'm that much of a genius
  176. 7:21out the door I mean hopefully a stripper
  177. 7:23dude there's I bet it's the [ __ ] cops
  178. 7:26because who's at the door who is it
  179. 7:35[Music]
  180. 7:37I just want to let you know that I've
  181. 7:39got children next door that have to be
  182. 7:41at school in the
  183. 7:45morning well I'm sorry sir um were we
  184. 7:48too
  185. 7:56loud I'm sorry we'll keep it down sir
  186. 8:00thank
  187. 8:03[Music]
  188. 8:26you oh
  189. 8:34what the [ __ ] was that dude who the [ __ ]
  190. 8:36was who the hell was that what the hell
  191. 8:38was that fool me once seriously I'm not
  192. 8:41going to fall for it we didn't [ __ ] we
  193. 8:43don't [ __ ] know him yeah we fck was
  194. 8:46that guy I I know was your grandpa story
  195. 8:49here yeah
  196. 8:53whatever it's not a it's not a all right
  197. 8:55school
  198. 8:56[Applause]
  199. 8:58night I think you're pretty cool too I'm
  200. 9:00sorry I had to kill somebody hey see you
  201. 9:01later shut up we're having a moment
  202. 9:03here all right guys I'm going to bed
  203. 9:06okay night
  204. 9:10night 7el yeah yes how [ __ ] crazy was
  205. 9:15that like that was insane my heart
  206. 9:18stopped I thought you were dead I
  207. 9:20thought I'd lost you good cuz seven was
  208. 9:22like oh his real name is Jason why did
  209. 9:24you make a fake name cuz I don't even
  210. 9:26know who Jason is so why would he even
  211. 9:28make up a fake name did you guys get the
  212. 9:31gun that's a real gun yeah what the [ __ ]
  213. 9:35I think the next prank should be on link
  214. 9:37oh definitely it's turn in the Cs so we
  215. 9:39met a guy off like the black web I don't
  216. 9:41it was yeah it was [ __ ] Sev crazy to
  217. 9:43the guy's van the van was the creepiest
  218. 9:45[ __ ] part and then he [ __ ] killed
  219. 9:47himself wasn't actually dead but it was
  220. 9:49it was [ __ ] yeah are you [ __ ]
  221. 9:51serious no being dead
  222. 9:53serious you miss you better pay for that
  223. 9:57huh shut the [ __ ] up that was fun that
  224. 9:59was fun hey
  225. 10:01guys is just me or is that [ __ ]
  226. 10:08creepy what I'm not going to fall for it
  227. 10:11guys I appreciate the the effort really
  228. 10:15for what milk this isn't a prank we
  229. 10:18didn't [ __ ] hire good job you look
  230. 10:20really [ __ ] creepy right now Marshall
  231. 10:23no I'm just wondering what's wrong with
  232. 10:25you I'm done with it man what the [ __ ]
  233. 10:27is wrong with you I'm done with the
  234. 10:28[ __ ] prank sir I'm I'm sorry we
  235. 10:30didn't we don't mean that so sorry he's
  236. 10:31just confused what makes you think you
  237. 10:33can talk to people like that dude it's
  238. 10:35fine it's not fine it is fine man trust
  239. 10:44me milk milk wake up milk wake up dude I
  240. 10:48need you to wake up right now what the
  241. 10:51[ __ ] why are you recording right now I
  242. 10:53need I need you to see what's downstairs
  243. 10:55s what time is it it's early oh my god
  244. 10:58listen listen dude I need you to go see
  245. 11:00what's downstairs why because somebody
  246. 11:02is down
  247. 11:09there don't [ __ ]
  248. 11:16[Music]
  249. 11:25worry hello
  250. 11:29all right we need to call the cops or
  251. 11:30something like no no no no no no it's
  252. 11:31not call the cops what do you mean not
  253. 11:33call the cops he breaking an in crying
  254. 11:35but I I just I yelled at him last night
  255. 11:37so he's probably just what do you mean
  256. 11:39you yelled at him last night why were
  257. 11:40you yelling at him whenever me and Link
  258. 11:42and Naomi went to the 7-Eleven I saw him
  259. 11:45and I thought him I saw I thought it was
  260. 11:48part of your prank seven what did I tell
  261. 11:50you I'm not doing anymore well when
  262. 11:52you're shooting people in the [ __ ] prank
  263. 11:54I said what when you're shooting people
  264. 11:56in the [ __ ] living room how am I
  265. 11:58supposed to differentiate between
  266. 11:59between the two you're supposed to take
  267. 12:00my word for it when I say I'm not doing
  268. 12:02another prank I'm not doing another
  269. 12:03prank I'm just going to apologize to him
  270. 12:05you don't need to apologize let's just
  271. 12:07call the cop no no no no let's not
  272. 12:09involved the [ __ ]
  273. 12:14law be
  274. 12:17nice [ __ ]
  275. 12:23what what the [ __ ]
  276. 12:32it's dead bolted from the
  277. 12:36inside he's probably in
  278. 12:40there
  279. 12:42yeah wait just be
  280. 12:49careful we're coming
  281. 12:53in coming
  282. 12:57in he's not in there
  283. 12:59so where the [ __ ] is guys this is crazy
  284. 13:01there's some psycho roaming around our
  285. 13:05apartment what come on dude could be
  286. 13:09good for the video no it's not hi I live
  287. 13:12on 347 I Lane Apartment 12 there's our
  288. 13:17house yes milk
  289. 13:22milk what talk
  290. 13:27sir sir I'm sorry sorry about yelling at
  291. 13:30you yesterday
  292. 13:32there's there's a girl in my
  293. 13:37head I was never supposed to be a man
  294. 13:41and they say
  295. 13:43that religion can't hurt
  296. 13:50anyone here I am a 73y old
  297. 13:56man and I sit alone in my dark
  298. 14:01room her time has
  299. 14:05passed but she's not going to get out
  300. 14:08she can't get
  301. 14:11out but I don't want to I don't
  302. 14:15[Applause]
  303. 14:23want hey is he good is he good it's okay
  304. 14:27it's okay what the [ __ ] it's okay okay
  305. 14:30hey hey hey it's okay listen we're just
  306. 14:32going to take you home okay no no no I
  307. 14:36don't want to go home okay okay okay I
  308. 14:39can't go home I can't I'd rather die hey
  309. 14:42hey hey hey hey hey sh sh sh just calm
  310. 14:47down okay
  311. 14:49okay milk just turn the camera off man
  312. 14:52what a guy broke into our house this
  313. 14:55morning this crazy [ __ ] guy he tried
  314. 14:58to shoot himself in our [ __ ] room and
  315. 15:01I got it on [ __ ] camera I'm a genius
  316. 15:04hey what's up are you
  317. 15:08recording yeah yeah this is
  318. 15:11crazy okay turn it off what turn it off
  319. 15:16why come on
  320. 15:20fine okay is it off yeah it's off
  321. 15:26yeah okay I calmed him down
  322. 15:31okay I told the cops not to come he said
  323. 15:34he's okay
  324. 15:37okay and we have dinner at his place
  325. 15:40tonight dinner what are you no what are
  326. 15:43you talking about
  327. 15:45lonely and that's our
  328. 15:48responsibility are you
  329. 15:51recording yeah suicide dud homicide I
  330. 15:55know I know he's not like aggressive how
  331. 15:57do you know are you guys BFF I talked to
  332. 15:59him for a little bit and he's actually a
  333. 16:01really nice guy he's just lonely we're
  334. 16:02just doing a service
  335. 16:05today are you going to film
  336. 16:07this yeah just in case for
  337. 16:11evidence evidence I hear you no dude you
  338. 16:15can't post this online what do you think
  339. 16:17is going to happen I hear you so you
  340. 16:19won't film
  341. 16:23it Naomi you will not believe what
  342. 16:26happened this morning
  343. 16:30what's her deal are you okay what's up
  344. 16:32I'm not
  345. 16:34okay what
  346. 16:37happened Laura broke up with me and she
  347. 16:41did it over text she didn't even [ __ ]
  348. 16:43call
  349. 16:46me na
  350. 16:48me she was nothing
  351. 16:54special did you call
  352. 16:57her she blocked me hey we still we're
  353. 17:02still here for you okay maybe we should
  354. 17:05just give her a
  355. 17:08minute easy that's $18 yeah it's not
  356. 17:11that bad you broke bro you're paying for
  357. 17:12it I need you to pay for it I told you I
  358. 17:14lost my wall remember I thought he saw
  359. 17:15it on the coffee table no I already
  360. 17:17checked who Naomi slow down there
  361. 17:20cowgirl okay got an attitude what's the
  362. 17:23deal she just she's asking to be broke
  363. 17:26up with her oh for real hey man how's it
  364. 17:28going thanks for coming thanks for us
  365. 17:30thanks for having us come on in no no no
  366. 17:32no no no no no cameras I it's it I just
  367. 17:35bring it everywhere I go
  368. 17:37sorry okay I hate you like I'm not going
  369. 17:41to record this [ __ ] well my dad's name
  370. 17:43was Steve his dad's name was Steve his
  371. 17:46dad's name was Steve I was the seventh
  372. 17:49Steve so guess it's stuck I don't know
  373. 17:52maybe I'll call my kid
  374. 17:55eight I feel bad for 13
  375. 18:01why
  376. 18:09unlucky when I was seven my dad gave me
  377. 18:13wine uh I didn't like the taste of
  378. 18:18it he said I'd eventually
  379. 18:21I'd grow to love
  380. 18:24it I asked him why wine tasted so bitter
  381. 18:28and and he said uh because half of the
  382. 18:32glass was my mother's
  383. 18:35blood are she she was okay she was in
  384. 18:39the other
  385. 18:41room hooked up to a blood
  386. 18:45bag and she was all right with it and
  387. 18:48they
  388. 18:48say religion doesn't hurt
  389. 18:54anybody that's what I associate with the
  390. 18:57number seven
  391. 19:13God's going
  392. 19:14to sacrifice that we
  393. 19:19make I want to die but I don't have to
  394. 19:23Die Alone
  395. 19:27s want of you has to die with me hey hey
  396. 19:31hey hey only one of you has to die you
  397. 19:35pick you pick if you try and shoot
  398. 19:39me I'll shoot you if you try and run
  399. 19:42away I'll shoot you
  400. 19:44both pick
  401. 19:47mil seven shoot him
  402. 19:59I shot him I shot him I [ __ ] shot him
  403. 20:07[ __ ] seven seven seven seven what got
  404. 20:17you I got you bro I C you look at your
  405. 20:21face I got you wait wait wait yeah yeah
  406. 20:26dude it's fake so the prank Bros the
  407. 20:30suicide the suicide attempt all fake all
  408. 20:33fake all fake he's he's an actor Greg
  409. 20:35you can get what the hell you drugged me
  410. 20:38yeah okay okay that was the questionable
  411. 20:40part yeah but dude come on come on dude
  412. 20:44break bro it break bro this is [ __ ]
  413. 20:47awesome this going to go viral why yes
  414. 20:51dude an actor Greg you can get up yeah
  415. 20:53he's good he's good dude you're going to
  416. 20:55be famous kill hey hey hey hey in the
  417. 20:57blood Greg come on you got to be kidding
  418. 21:00me right now
  419. 21:02Greg man this guy's still playing he's
  420. 21:05he's a method actor Greg come on get up
  421. 21:09what what I cannot believe you
  422. 21:13Mil what the [ __ ] I'm I'm what the you
  423. 21:18did it you did it what the [ __ ] dude
  424. 21:21what what no no no no no yeah yeah you
  425. 21:26got me no no yeah you think you think
  426. 21:29you can do this to me ma check his
  427. 21:31post telling you
  428. 21:37man
  429. 21:38whoa that guy's not breathing I know
  430. 21:41that guy's
  431. 21:45not [ __ ] how the [ __ ] did that happen
  432. 21:48because I I don't know I used your
  433. 21:50[ __ ] blanks I used your [ __ ] man you
  434. 21:53use my blanks yes the guy God I knew
  435. 21:55that guy was shady who [ __ ] who [ __ ] the
  436. 21:58guy bought
  437. 21:59from who did you [ __ ] buy him from I
  438. 22:01bought him from a shady guy in like the
  439. 22:02black market or something he's a shady
  440. 22:04guy why would you do that why would you
  441. 22:05just buy him from a [ __ ] gun from the
  442. 22:07prank it's a gun store you buy them the
  443. 22:09blanks blanks are illegal in California
  444. 22:12you can't buy them I had to buy them
  445. 22:13from a guy [ __ ] well congratulations man
  446. 22:16you're a [ __ ] murderer who who whoa
  447. 22:17don't don't don't don't don't say that
  448. 22:19out loud [ __ ] don't say that this is
  449. 22:20your fault man this is your PL no you
  450. 22:22this is you I just reused your prank I
  451. 22:25just reused your [ __ ] I just put a
  452. 22:27creepy element on it man let's see the
  453. 22:31setup how do I start
  454. 22:35this um 7's gone
  455. 22:38and so I have a little bit of time to
  456. 22:41talk about everything that's going on
  457. 22:43and everything that I plan on doing
  458. 22:45and um I have been up for the
  459. 22:49past 3
  460. 22:52days trying to come up with a
  461. 22:56plan and let me tell
  462. 22:59you this has been no easy
  463. 23:07feat but I think I finally figured it
  464. 23:11out head shot you want I will up excuse
  465. 23:14me sir I I'll keep working excuse me sir
  466. 23:17can I help you maybe said you're are you
  467. 23:20an actor yeah why these pranks are crazy
  468. 23:25yeah man yeah you got you have a crazy
  469. 23:28father too almost got a million views we
  470. 23:31made Seven think he was blind what do
  471. 23:33you think Frank should I do it yeah I
  472. 23:36mean you've been on the couch for the
  473. 23:39past 3 months oh come on have a little
  474. 23:41respect for your old man I have a lot of
  475. 23:43questions for you I don't have you you
  476. 23:46do you have like an Instagram or
  477. 23:47something yeah I do cool we already
  478. 23:56have hey guys
  479. 23:59just a little
  480. 24:01update I had to leave the party for a
  481. 24:03second cuz
  482. 24:06um did
  483. 24:10something told myself I wasn't going to
  484. 24:12do this stuff anymore but here I
  485. 24:18go I took Laura's
  486. 24:22jacket I know I know milk how are you
  487. 24:26ever going to change if you keep milk
  488. 24:27how are you going to ever stop your
  489. 24:29patterns if you just keep doing the same
  490. 24:31weird
  491. 24:33stuff what do you mean you don't like
  492. 24:36it what do you mean you don't like
  493. 24:39it no no no no public
  494. 24:43bathrooms hey mil hey mil you I'm back
  495. 24:48dude this is your party maning join us
  496. 24:51bring your hand get over here we're
  497. 24:52playing over there thanks yeah no
  498. 24:55problem man thanks for coming guys I do
  499. 24:58not like randos okay I got Greg coming
  500. 25:01any [ __ ] second now and this Devon
  501. 25:03guy could [ __ ] it all up how's going on
  502. 25:05what's the problem I'm in the party
  503. 25:07downstairs well I was just wondering why
  504. 25:08you invited that
  505. 25:11[Applause]
  506. 25:13guy oh my god dude this [ __ ] prank
  507. 25:17that seven just pulled on me just made
  508. 25:19my plan so much easier he just used a CL
  509. 25:22with blanks in it I know exactly what I
  510. 25:24need to put on you got me there he is
  511. 25:27you got me Shut up we're having a moment
  512. 25:31here I could is wrong with you I'm done
  513. 25:34with the [ __ ] pranks sir I'm sorry
  514. 25:36dude it's fine it's not fine it is fine
  515. 25:40man trust me trust me you're drunk It's
  516. 25:42a prank it's a prank it's not a prank
  517. 25:44I've already talked to seven no because
  518. 25:46it is a prank it's not a prank it's my
  519. 25:50prank okay no way yeah dude he's an
  520. 25:55actor his name is Greg I hired him I'm
  521. 25:57paying him it's for seven no way I
  522. 25:59wasn't going to tell you Link's a good
  523. 26:04guy yeah he's safe Naomi too she's
  524. 26:09good I love my
  525. 26:13friends I would never hurt my friends
  526. 26:17that does count for
  527. 26:22something I have morals I'm a good
  528. 26:25person I have limits
  529. 26:30that
  530. 26:32matters
  531. 26:38but I kept Laura's jacket I know last
  532. 26:42one guys I promise hello hey Laura it's
  533. 26:46milk I know weird I'm sorry um I'm here
  534. 26:49with Naomi you left your jacket at our
  535. 26:52place tonight um can I come get it
  536. 26:54tomorrow uh we're we're we can bring it
  537. 26:56to you tonight we're bar hopping so it's
  538. 26:58fine no it's it's not a big deal I I can
  539. 27:01get it tomorrow after my
  540. 27:04shift okay well that sounds easy Hey
  541. 27:06listen Laura uh Naomi just told me we
  542. 27:09are literally in your area so I mean it
  543. 27:12would be very silly of us honestly to
  544. 27:14not bring it to you tonight okay then
  545. 27:18yeah thank you yeah wait wait hey Laura
  546. 27:21one more thing wait wait wait milk
  547. 27:23you're drunk it left or
  548. 27:25right okay well um should even driving
  549. 27:28hey Laura which street is it again cuz
  550. 27:32like Naomi can't remember are you
  551. 27:34serious I'll just text you the address
  552. 27:36she's sending me the address I can't
  553. 27:39believe she just bought that ladies and
  554. 27:42gentlemen we are in rout here we
  555. 27:46go hopefully I can get her to the car
  556. 27:49somehow should be
  557. 27:52[Music]
  558. 27:54fine hey hey Laura how you doing good
  559. 27:58got your jacket okay um where's Naomi
  560. 28:02she's in the car she was
  561. 28:04just what the [ __ ] why she was just like
  562. 28:07hurry up I don't
  563. 28:09know she's always mad at me for no
  564. 28:12[ __ ]
  565. 28:13reason okay to her all right
  566. 28:19[Applause]
  567. 28:31this is actually Jessica's ear there you
  568. 28:33go you can kind of see it F this is my
  569. 28:36beating brick beat people with with this
  570. 28:38brick I beat
  571. 28:40people my gosh look what this person
  572. 28:42just texted you made you look yes all
  573. 28:46right you know Naomi really liked
  574. 28:50you I can tell well Jesus Laura got to
  575. 28:54break up with her over text low blow
  576. 28:57[Music]
  577. 28:59you
  578. 29:03okay do you have fun at the
  579. 29:10party I
  580. 29:15did what do you mean you don't like it
  581. 29:17what do you mean you don't like it this
  582. 29:19is my happy
  583. 29:20mask it's clear so you still see me but
  584. 29:23it
  585. 29:25just it's like a different version of me
  586. 29:28you
  587. 29:31know highlights my eyebrows cuz he can't
  588. 29:35really see my
  589. 29:38eyebrows but you can still see my
  590. 29:43eyes is this a
  591. 29:45prank
  592. 29:48no no I'm
  593. 29:51sorry I'm sorry no this is not a
  594. 29:56prank life
  595. 29:58unfair you're
  596. 30:03unlucky dude I need you to go see what's
  597. 30:05downstairs why because somebody is down
  598. 30:08there you okay you ever thought about
  599. 30:11like reaching out to somebody
  600. 30:13or that [ __ ] was awesome bro that [ __ ]
  601. 30:17was so good the [ __ ] about the religion
  602. 30:20and like the girl trapped inside of you
  603. 30:22what the [ __ ] where did that even come
  604. 30:24from bro I did a little research
  605. 30:32hey what's up what you
  606. 30:35recording yeah go ahead and take that
  607. 30:37mag out first you got to get rid of the
  608. 30:39blinks that are in there and then if you
  609. 30:40come down
  610. 30:43here something little
  611. 30:45special left got to replace the blanks
  612. 30:49with the rail bullets once you're locked
  613. 30:50and
  614. 30:52loaded bullets in the chamber what do
  615. 30:54you think I should do should I
  616. 30:56just end
  617. 31:02it oh God that is freaking scary I don't
  618. 31:05even want to put my finger on the
  619. 31:07trigger it's loaded you dare
  620. 31:11me oh
  621. 31:14oh oh my gosh oh my gosh that was so
  622. 31:18[ __ ]
  623. 31:19close I almost did it I'm not going to
  624. 31:23do it
  625. 31:28I thought about it no I'm just kid go to
  626. 31:30the desert and I'm I'm not going to drug
  627. 31:38you well that well no I'm not going to
  628. 31:41drug
  629. 31:44anyone
  630. 31:48okay well that is part of the prank and
  631. 31:51well I don't care figure something else
  632. 31:54out you can't drug someone for a prank
  633. 31:58I I I quit I quit no no no no please you
  634. 32:01can't quit halfway through we have done
  635. 32:03way worse stuff to each other in the
  636. 32:05past in this prank show whenever we
  637. 32:06started it we made like a trust that we
  638. 32:08could do these crazy things to each
  639. 32:10other he knows he's used to this [ __ ]
  640. 32:13enough no listen listen listen I will
  641. 32:15drug him it has nothing to do with you I
  642. 32:17will bring the wine I will supply
  643. 32:21everything it has nothing to do with
  644. 32:22it's drugging isn't even the right word
  645. 32:24okay I shouldn't be I'm making it sound
  646. 32:26worse than it even is it's medicine it's
  647. 32:28like sleeping
  648. 32:30medicine please this conversation never
  649. 32:34happened no it
  650. 32:38didn't so you'll do
  651. 32:42it do
  652. 32:46what okay no cameras at the dinner all
  653. 32:50right get out you annoying me where's my
  654. 32:52wallet where's my wallet did you check
  655. 32:54your pants Pockets have you checked your
  656. 32:57pants Pockets they're not in my pants
  657. 32:59Pockets I don't leave my [ __ ] in my
  658. 33:00pants pockets it's called gaslighting
  659. 33:02it's like when you prank somebody but
  660. 33:04they think it's their fault but yeah
  661. 33:06that's what I'm doing I need you to pay
  662. 33:08for it I told you I lost my wallet
  663. 33:09remember oh yeah I thought I saw it on
  664. 33:11the coffee
  665. 33:15table God damn it
  666. 33:18milk I told you no
  667. 33:22camera sorry
  668. 33:28all we got a
  669. 33:30tarp what do you want to
  670. 33:32do I don't know
  671. 33:36milk what do you want to
  672. 33:42do I say
  673. 33:44we put them in the tarp and we bury them
  674. 33:46here and we leave
  675. 33:51them we got to leave him
  676. 33:54here okay how do you want to do that
  677. 33:59we get the
  678. 34:01shovels we dig a hole as deep as we can
  679. 34:03what shovels you got a shovel
  680. 34:06no we go we should go we should go we
  681. 34:10put his body on the tarp we put him in
  682. 34:12the trunk we take him with us we go get
  683. 34:14some shovels and then we come us into
  684. 34:16town well what you want F people I I
  685. 34:19don't know I don't know I've never
  686. 34:20[ __ ] killed a guy in the
  687. 34:22[Applause]
  688. 34:24desert so I don't [ __ ] know sorry
  689. 34:33look we can't we we can't leave him here
  690. 34:36okay if someone finds him we're going to
  691. 34:38go to jail we're going to go straight to
  692. 34:40[ __ ] jail is that what you want to do
  693. 34:41you want to go straight to [ __ ]
  694. 34:43jail jail this is going to come down on
  695. 34:46us I just I just don't want to go to
  696. 34:47jail exactly I just want to go back live
  697. 34:49my life and do my thing there's a way we
  698. 34:51can do that there's a way we get out of
  699. 34:53this I [ __ ] swear there is there's a
  700. 34:55[ __ ] way we take his body
  701. 34:58all right we'll take his [ __ ] we bury
  702. 35:00him okay we get the [ __ ] shovels we
  703. 35:02bury him and we leave him here and we
  704. 35:04forget about it all right all right all
  705. 35:07right all right let's do
  706. 35:17it milk what do I get get um two
  707. 35:21shovels a a Boston Digger see if they
  708. 35:24have a
  709. 35:25pickaxe for the body
  710. 35:28no no it just it breaks up the gravel
  711. 35:33okay hey
  712. 35:36milk starting to smell in
  713. 35:44here this was not part of the [ __ ]
  714. 35:47plan this was not part of the [ __ ]
  715. 35:51plan how did I forget the [ __ ]
  716. 35:54shovels [ __ ] I don't want to get
  717. 35:56arrested in a [ __ ] Home Depot parking
  718. 35:58lot oh [ __ ] look who just happens to be
  719. 36:01over there [ __ ] cop there's a cop
  720. 36:03parked right over
  721. 36:05there what is he
  722. 36:13doing oh Jesus Christ why the [ __ ] is he
  723. 36:15walking over
  724. 36:18here why the [ __ ] is he walking over
  725. 36:20here what the
  726. 36:22[ __ ] why the [ __ ] is he walking over
  727. 36:25here Jesus [ __ ]
  728. 36:29Christ oh my God he's right [ __ ]
  729. 36:32there he's right [ __ ]
  730. 36:36there keep the door
  731. 36:39closed how you doing
  732. 36:43officer you know where you
  733. 36:47parked the Home
  734. 36:50Depot
  735. 36:52okay you're in a handicap spot with no
  736. 36:55permanent
  737. 36:56departure um I'm sorry I'm so sorry yeah
  738. 37:00I can move we can move right away know I
  739. 37:01could write you a citation for this I
  740. 37:03know sir I'm sorry that won't be
  741. 37:05necessary we can move yeah you can move
  742. 37:07but I should still sight you okay well
  743. 37:10my friend's in there right now and we're
  744. 37:11going to we're going to be out of here
  745. 37:12really quickly I'm going to have to
  746. 37:14write you out yes
  747. 37:15sir I'll be right back okay yes sir hang
  748. 37:19tight all
  749. 37:25right no no no
  750. 37:29[ __ ] no no no no no no no no not right
  751. 37:32now not right now no no no seven go back
  752. 37:37go
  753. 37:38back go
  754. 37:41back oh thank God [ __ ] you
  755. 37:46okay yes sir you just scared
  756. 37:50me you see him on edge we're just in a
  757. 37:53hurry we're just in a
  758. 37:55hurry here you go thank you sir let's go
  759. 37:59let's go just okay yes we're fine
  760. 38:01freaking me out you left your [ __ ]
  761. 38:03phone in the car by the way where's
  762. 38:05a what there's things in the trunk
  763. 38:07there's a [ __ ] cop over here cuz we
  764. 38:09parked in a [ __ ] handicap parking
  765. 38:12spot you parked in a [ __ ] handicap
  766. 38:14parking lot
  767. 38:40he's [ __ ] up bro it's got to be subtle
  768. 38:44if it's too visible they'll just be like
  769. 38:46didn't you change out my pillow it's got
  770. 38:48to be a gradual slow thing milk you're
  771. 38:50so
  772. 38:51mean you know what though Seven's not
  773. 38:54that good of a
  774. 38:56person but miss milk Seven's our
  775. 39:00favorite I
  776. 39:03know Seven's everybody's favorite but
  777. 39:06look how easy it was to turn him into a
  778. 39:09killer you know he locked me out of the
  779. 39:11channel I don't even have the password
  780. 39:13to our own channel said my ideas aren't
  781. 39:15[Music]
  782. 39:16creative how am I not creative it's
  783. 39:19supposed to be a partnership a little
  784. 39:20sad over there do you want eggs or not I
  785. 39:22was the prank my guy I can't wait to see
  786. 39:25it all of it again it was good man man
  787. 39:27it was good yeah he's pretty shooken out
  788. 39:29what
  789. 39:31prank can I tell her please come
  790. 39:35on
  791. 39:37yeah you know the guy at the party the
  792. 39:40creepy guy yeah that was all milk's plan
  793. 39:43it's his prank what for
  794. 39:46real yeah yeah we used the squib and we
  795. 39:50shot it ended with a bang and everything
  796. 39:51it was pretty cool hey dude where's
  797. 39:55seven he's upstairs
  798. 39:58let's go how does it feel to be a part
  799. 40:00of the best prank
  800. 40:03ever
  801. 40:05hey dude why is it so dark in here what
  802. 40:08you like a [ __ ]
  803. 40:11vampire what
  804. 40:14up um I'm just here to check on you dude
  805. 40:17what does it feel like to be part of the
  806. 40:18best prank we've ever
  807. 40:22done
  808. 40:25yeah yeah
  809. 40:29uh dude are you all
  810. 40:38right I'm
  811. 40:40good I'm
  812. 40:43good told Lincoln me about the [ __ ]
  813. 40:46prank yeah bro why
  814. 40:49not what the [ __ ] is wrong with
  815. 40:53you [ __ ] wrong with you
  816. 40:58you [ __ ] with me right now [ __ ] you
  817. 41:00are you [ __ ] with me right now
  818. 41:02milk [ __ ]
  819. 41:09you [ __ ]
  820. 41:12you good good good hey hey hey
  821. 41:16he [ __ ] going on get off
  822. 41:20[ __ ] you know I need to go you need to
  823. 41:23go home get the [ __ ] out go home
  824. 41:27I quit this channel dude I
  825. 41:33quit hey
  826. 41:35guys I'm back in my
  827. 41:39spot I just come here sometimes when I'm
  828. 41:45like bored or like scared or sad or
  829. 41:49lonely got a surprise for you
  830. 41:52[Music]
  831. 42:00check it out there she
  832. 42:03is there she is kept her
  833. 42:07alive that's the surprise she's still
  834. 42:09alive might as well be dead
  835. 42:12though no food or water for what like
  836. 42:14two
  837. 42:17[Music]
  838. 42:22days I'll finish it
  839. 42:27oh my
  840. 42:30gosh let's see what we got
  841. 42:38[Music]
  842. 42:46here what's up hey what's up to my
  843. 42:49subscribers just gone viral it's okay
  844. 42:52she's gone she's gone that's it all
  845. 42:54right thanks for tuning in thanks for
  846. 42:56Subs
  847. 42:57thanks for being a
  848. 42:59fan I'm just kidding guys next
  849. 43:15time what's up guys this is how you
  850. 43:18really [ __ ] with somebody yo 7 I'm home
  851. 43:22we need to
  852. 43:23talk dude he's going to be so confused
  853. 43:26hold on this is hilarious he's going to
  854. 43:28text me any second now and he's going to
  855. 43:30be like where'd you go oh [ __ ] he's
  856. 43:32calling yo what's up hey where' you go
  857. 43:36what where'd you go you said you needed
  858. 43:38me I was I'm
  859. 43:39downstairs I'm at the store I'm checking
  860. 43:42out no you're not what you just here
  861. 43:45I've been gone for like 45 minutes dude
  862. 43:47I'll be back soon we can talk
  863. 43:49then are you [ __ ] around with me
  864. 43:52right
  865. 43:53now what [ __ ] [ __ ] no you
  866. 43:58milk you were just here you were just
  867. 44:00talking to me bro I haven't been home
  868. 44:03what are you talking about Dam it what
  869. 44:05the [ __ ] he is thinking he's hearing
  870. 44:08things bro he is [ __ ] up this is
  871. 44:10working and now I can't go home for like
  872. 44:1420 minutes swear it dude it's I got a
  873. 44:18text from Greg and it said like I know
  874. 44:20I'm
  875. 44:22dead but I can still see you it's it was
  876. 44:25right [ __ ] here what are you talking
  877. 44:26it was right hear it [ __ ] ring the
  878. 44:28[ __ ] R okay so where is it I don't
  879. 44:34know milk I Think You're Paranoid is he
  880. 44:36alive there's no way he's alive don't
  881. 44:38[ __ ] with me okay milk we checked his
  882. 44:40post and we buried don't [ __ ] tell me
  883. 44:42I'm paranoid I'm not I know what I saw I
  884. 44:45know what happened there was a [ __ ]
  885. 44:47text right there
  886. 44:57God damn it I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
  887. 45:04sorry it's not true it's not true it's
  888. 45:06not true just get out of your
  889. 45:10[ __ ] I'm sorry I'm
  890. 45:14sorry
  891. 45:17[ __ ] yo seven someone's at the door
  892. 45:23man who
  893. 45:31hey yo get the [ __ ] camera out of my
  894. 45:33face sorry man what the [ __ ] happened to
  895. 45:35your
  896. 45:37face anyways uh can you guys
  897. 45:41talk yeah yeah all right cool all right
  898. 45:44when you have a second H next
  899. 45:48door
  900. 45:51[ __ ] cool I've called my dad like 20
  901. 45:54times and it rings it stops halfway
  902. 45:58through like he's declining my
  903. 46:00calls I'm all that he's got so I'm a
  904. 46:03little worried about him he just dropped
  905. 46:05us off and then left I mean wait what
  906. 46:09really did he say where he was
  907. 46:11going uh yeah I mean no he didn't say
  908. 46:14where he was going but he was he seemed
  909. 46:17pretty excited about wherever it was
  910. 46:19right he went to
  911. 46:22Vegas really I mean yeah he does that
  912. 46:25all the time I mean he always loses
  913. 46:26mystery solv are you
  914. 46:30okay you okay yeah he's fine yeah he's
  915. 46:32fine yeah yeah I'm good he'll probably
  916. 46:35be back soon man yeah I mean he's a
  917. 46:37little older I you know I just didn't
  918. 46:39sorry guys sorry no sorry we weren't
  919. 46:40much
  920. 46:42out I know that you probably hate me
  921. 46:45right now
  922. 46:50but we're in this together and if you
  923. 46:53think that I'm not
  924. 46:55scared then you're
  925. 46:58wrong you seem to be handling it pretty
  926. 47:05well well
  927. 47:07then maybe you should be handling this a
  928. 47:10little bit better because if you want to
  929. 47:13quit the channel and you want to stop
  930. 47:15doing everything that we've worked for
  931. 47:17then fine but you need to know the
  932. 47:20stakes that are here okay we could go to
  933. 47:23[ __ ] jail and we could go to jail for
  934. 47:25the rest of our [ __ ] lives
  935. 47:28I think we should figure out
  936. 47:30Frank
  937. 47:32no no I'm not going to kill anybody else
  938. 47:35I'm okay no I agree I'm not killing
  939. 47:38anybody else I'm not saying we have to
  940. 47:39kill him what are you saying huh I think
  941. 47:41we should text
  942. 47:44Frank as
  943. 47:47Greg and you're [ __ ] second man I'm
  944. 47:50just trying to figure this out I'm not
  945. 47:53I'm not we text Frank as Greg we turn
  946. 47:58the phone off we bury it and then this
  947. 48:00is over
  948. 48:09fine [ __ ] you hey
  949. 48:12Frank went to Vegas for a
  950. 48:16bit be back soon it's good so he's
  951. 48:19missing he goes missing in Vegas okay
  952. 48:21people go missing in Vegas I'm pretty
  953. 48:23sure he's old I won't let you go to jail
  954. 48:25I promise
  955. 48:34thanks say it
  956. 48:41back I won't let you go to
  957. 48:45jail
  958. 48:48okay okay good very the phone in the
  959. 48:52desert and then
  960. 48:57who sad it better be Linker
  961. 49:01Naomi [ __ ] what [ __ ]
  962. 49:06what it's
  963. 49:09Frank [ __ ] Frank okay well answer and
  964. 49:14say what just play it cool bro I don't
  965. 49:17think I can play it cool well [ __ ]
  966. 49:19answer don't just [ __ ] if you if you
  967. 49:21don't [ __ ] answer I don't want to go
  968. 49:22to prison we're not I don't want to go
  969. 49:24to [ __ ] prison we're good just please
  970. 49:26answer play it
  971. 49:28cool I'm
  972. 49:30shaking okay here we go okay hey yo okay
  973. 49:34so I went looking for my dad's phone
  974. 49:36through find my phone I looked all
  975. 49:38through my
  976. 49:39apartment and you know thinking that he
  977. 49:41may have forgotten it the entire
  978. 49:43time but then he texts me so he has his
  979. 49:47phone am I part of your [ __ ] prank no
  980. 49:50he was here wait he's here no he was
  981. 49:53here he was here yeah he was here so why
  982. 49:56you tell me
  983. 49:59well he told he told us not to tell you
  984. 50:02because he said you were worry wart what
  985. 50:04the [ __ ] dad and he said he was uh he
  986. 50:07was going to the store he was going to
  987. 50:08grab a few things he might be back left
  988. 50:09okay okay so why was he
  989. 50:12here he just wanted payment for the
  990. 50:15prank in cash Jesus [ __ ] Christ
  991. 50:20[Applause]
  992. 50:28okay we got to kill
  993. 50:34Frank we got to kill
  994. 50:40him Jeffrey
  995. 50:43dmer Harold
  996. 50:46Shipman Ted Bundy these guys are known
  997. 50:49as the greatest serial killers of all
  998. 50:52time and although I pay my respect to
  999. 50:54them what I'm about to do will make me
  1000. 50:57go down in history as the greatest and
  1001. 51:00most creative serial killer that's ever
  1002. 51:02lived we just got kicked out of the
  1003. 51:04house about 30 minutes ago that was
  1004. 51:06crazy seven quit the channel milk and
  1005. 51:08milk and seven got into a heated debate
  1006. 51:10but me andom are going to dig up some
  1007. 51:11details on this and figure out what the
  1008. 51:12hell happened but you got to get him to
  1009. 51:14the restroom the restroom why I don't
  1010. 51:16know because if he's in the restroom
  1011. 51:18then
  1012. 51:19like it's easier to clean up that area
  1013. 51:23I'm going to vomit look I've never done
  1014. 51:24this [ __ ] before okay I'm trying toix
  1015. 51:26figure this [ __ ] out like you how do I
  1016. 51:28get him into the
  1017. 51:30bathroom um say that you got to use
  1018. 51:33restroom does he follow me in there uh
  1019. 51:36say um can we talk in a more private
  1020. 51:38area what if he says the bedroom dude I
  1021. 51:41don't [ __ ] know okay he's a big guy
  1022. 51:44distract him I don't want him to see me
  1023. 51:46coming
  1024. 51:48okay I'll
  1025. 51:50try just really [ __ ] scared and then
  1026. 51:53I'll stab him okay and then I think I
  1027. 51:55thought you were gonna shoot him no dude
  1028. 51:56we have to we have to stab him we can't
  1029. 51:58shoot him it's too loud you're going to
  1030. 52:00how are you going to how are you going
  1031. 52:01to stab him no you can't stab him I am
  1032. 52:04going to stab him seven because I don't
  1033. 52:05want to go to [ __ ] jail are you going
  1034. 52:07to know when to come
  1035. 52:08in do you still have those camera
  1036. 52:10glasses from the Spy prank still upset
  1037. 52:12about
  1038. 52:15Lara [ __ ]
  1039. 52:23her yep live live
  1040. 52:29casting just in case whoa whoa whoa whoa
  1041. 52:33what the [ __ ] what don't put it in your
  1042. 52:35[ __ ] pants like that where else am I
  1043. 52:37supposed to put it don't just I don't
  1044. 52:38know it's a fully loaded gun dude sorry
  1045. 52:41sorry just like put it in your pocket or
  1046. 52:45something I'm putting it no no no you're
  1047. 52:47going to shoot your dick
  1048. 52:50off okay seven use everything to your
  1049. 52:53advantage all right just whatever
  1050. 52:55happens just roll with it
  1051. 53:00okay I'm so
  1052. 53:03excited kind of
  1053. 53:11nervous dude seven is freaking out right
  1054. 53:14now he is going to be so depressed
  1055. 53:18hey those are spy glasses
  1056. 53:21what those are [ __ ] spy glasses
  1057. 53:25100% yes they are I see the camera hi
  1058. 53:28milk hi internet come on
  1059. 53:32in you know I thought this was a prank I
  1060. 53:35wasn't sure but now I get
  1061. 53:37it don't ruin it ruin it these [ __ ]
  1062. 53:40pranks are so [ __ ] annoying okay you
  1063. 53:42have me worried it's not [ __ ]
  1064. 53:45funny look we we didn't mean we were
  1065. 53:48just trying to scare you that's that's
  1066. 53:49all you did [ __ ] scare me where the
  1067. 53:51[ __ ] is my dad where the [ __ ] is my dad
  1068. 53:54just chill the [ __ ] out are not [ __ ]
  1069. 53:58dude he's he's he's in the the [ __ ]
  1070. 54:00bathroom seriously he's in the [ __ ]
  1071. 54:02bathroom they [ __ ] show me where he
  1072. 54:04is okay right [ __ ] now I'm going I'm
  1073. 54:07going I'm going Jesus oh that's my queue
  1074. 54:09[ __ ] okay open the [ __ ] curtain yeah
  1075. 54:12yeah yeah look look here it is okay just
  1076. 54:15chill out for over the [ __ ] curent
  1077. 54:17let us finish the prank I mean if we if
  1078. 54:19we don't [ __ ] the
  1079. 54:22prank CH all right the's over pranks
  1080. 54:26over all right all right all right
  1081. 54:32okay [ __ ] I'm call the [ __ ]
  1082. 54:38[Applause]
  1083. 54:40cops shut up Seven shut up [ __ ]
  1084. 54:44[Applause]
  1085. 54:48[ __ ] you're being loud being loud
  1086. 54:54stop stop
  1087. 54:57stop stop go
  1088. 55:01stop
  1089. 55:07[ __ ] go
  1090. 55:16in milk hey guys we got to figure out
  1091. 55:19what happened in that prank do you think
  1092. 55:21they're already editing the
  1093. 55:23videos DSD cards
  1094. 55:28well milk normally keeps his camera bag
  1095. 55:29right here uh I don't
  1096. 55:36know there's a camera bag in here no
  1097. 55:38that's his old camera bag the SD cards
  1098. 55:40are't never know
  1099. 55:46what keeps what is that thing this is
  1100. 55:50more like keeps his porn in there I
  1101. 55:52don't think we should be touching this
  1102. 55:53especially if he's not here what if this
  1103. 55:55has something to do with the fight
  1104. 55:56though
  1105. 55:57that box looks sketchy as
  1106. 56:03[ __ ] don't open
  1107. 56:09it what the [ __ ] the
  1108. 56:17[ __ ] wean is that blood wasn't ran
  1109. 56:21Denver no that can't
  1110. 56:24be oh are these
  1111. 56:27people what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ]
  1112. 56:46Julie it's probably just another setup
  1113. 56:48for a
  1114. 56:49prank what else is in
  1115. 56:54there the key
  1116. 56:57[Music]
  1117. 56:58Ness [ __ ] [ __ ] that's come on God I'm
  1118. 57:02trying I'm taking a picture come come on
  1119. 57:03come on come on take picture the [ __ ]
  1120. 57:05out
  1121. 57:08of oh what's up guys what are you doing
  1122. 57:12here uh link left his jacket in some's
  1123. 57:15room got it cool um I was just tagging
  1124. 57:17along what's with the Trash Pack uh the
  1125. 57:21neighbor has a dog so me and seven are
  1126. 57:24just we weren't playing St
  1127. 57:26yeah cuz we got stuff we're doing stuff
  1128. 57:29I just ran into link and Naomi and they
  1129. 57:32saw me with these trash bags honestly I
  1130. 57:34do not think I handled that situation
  1131. 57:36well the tarp got the mop yeah he's in
  1132. 57:39bad
  1133. 57:42shape
  1134. 57:44yo seven come
  1135. 57:47on help me out this guy's heavy we got
  1136. 57:50to [ __ ] move we got to get him on the
  1137. 57:53tarp
  1138. 57:59come on just turn me
  1139. 58:03in just turn me in milk now is not the
  1140. 58:08time for this [ __ ]
  1141. 58:10bro just [ __ ] turn me
  1142. 58:15in do you do you see this do you see
  1143. 58:18this [ __ ] [ __ ] we got to [ __ ]
  1144. 58:21clean this dude you're going to make me
  1145. 58:22do this by myself come
  1146. 58:25on you can turn me in no I can't turn
  1147. 58:29you in because then I'm going to go to
  1148. 58:30[ __ ] jail you could [ __ ] kill
  1149. 58:33me just [ __ ] kill me
  1150. 58:36milk just turn me here and [ __ ] kill
  1151. 58:39me cuz I'm [ __ ]
  1152. 58:42done
  1153. 58:47[ __ ] I'm sorry
  1154. 58:51I'm I'm [ __ ] sorry God damn it seven
  1155. 58:55he [ __ ] heavy
  1156. 59:00dude God
  1157. 59:12damn right where he wants us to land we
  1158. 59:15know this is a prank it's going to be
  1159. 59:16like around this we for 45 minutes where
  1160. 59:19did you bring us godamn it
  1161. 59:26[Music]
  1162. 59:37[Music]
  1163. 59:43[Music]
  1164. 59:48what makes this the greatest kill in the
  1165. 59:51history of Serial art if you haven't
  1166. 59:53figured it out by now you're not going
  1167. 59:56going to what better way to kill someone
  1168. 59:59than to not kill someone but rather put
  1169. 1:00:02all the pieces together to make someone
  1170. 1:00:05kill
  1171. 1:00:07[Music]
  1172. 1:00:08thems seven was actually supposed to be
  1173. 1:00:11my sixth kill but then I killed
  1174. 1:00:13Laura so seven is my seventh kill I
  1175. 1:00:18didn't even think about that and the
  1176. 1:00:20[ __ ] is about to be gone like he is on
  1177. 1:00:23his way out I'm going to go up to his
  1178. 1:00:25corpse
  1179. 1:00:26and I'm going to say how's that for
  1180. 1:00:28being
  1181. 1:00:30creative what do you mean you don't like
  1182. 1:00:33it what do you mean you don't like it
  1183. 1:01:00yeah hey
  1184. 1:01:04[Music]
  1185. 1:01:07hey yeah I just can't let it down for
  1186. 1:01:11good reason all right all right new GRS
  1187. 1:01:16in a vintage town and I'm in to deep hey
  1188. 1:01:20hey I just can't let it down for good
  1189. 1:01:24reason let it down good
  1190. 1:01:27no Gres in a vintage town and I'm in
  1191. 1:01:31De drifting down the river like de breis
  1192. 1:01:36okay and all right now quing on to what
  1193. 1:01:40is left of meting
  1194. 1:01:46[Applause]
  1195. 1:01:46[Music]
  1196. 1:01:56[Music]

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