Michael's Pyramid Scheme - The Office US — Transcript

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1. 0:00so Phil recruited me to sell these cards
2. 0:02and now I am recruiting you who was this
3. 0:05guy again don't worry about Phil he
4. 0:06drives a Corvette he's doing just fine
5. 0:08okay calling cards are the wave of the
6. 0:13future these things sell themselves
7. 0:14who's this calling cards anyway you know
8. 0:16what that's a nice attitude Ryan I'm
9. 0:18just helping you invest in your future
10. 0:19my friend it sounds like a
11. 0:21get-rich-quick scheme yes thank you you
12. 0:23will get rich quick we all will can you
13. 0:25lose a lot of money on that other
14. 0:27investment that one from the email you
15. 0:29know what Toby when the son of the
16. 0:30deposed king of Nigeria emails you
17. 0:32directly asking for help you help his
18. 0:35father ran the freaking country okay
19. 0:38all right so raise your hand if you want
20. 0:41to get rich all right No
21. 0:44how is this not a pyramid scheme all
22. 0:47right let me explain
23. 0:48I get phil has recruited me and another
24. 0:54guy now we are getting three people each
25. 0:57the more people to get involved the more
26. 0:59people who are investing the more money
27. 1:02we're all gonna make it's not a pyramid
28. 1:03scheme it is a it's not even a scheme
29. 1:06per se it's
30. 1:16I have to go make a call
31. 1:19[Music]