Mi PRIMO de EUU nos ENSEÑO INGLES (MAL) — Transcript

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1. 0:00In sixth grade, my mom brought a cousin
2. 0:02from the States I didn't know.
3. 0:04>> Heads up, he doesn't know any Spanish.
4. 0:06You guys will help him understand. In
5. 0:08return, he'll help with the English
6. 0:10teacher. Okay.
7. 0:11>> And, all surprised, we said yes. You see
8. 0:13. And look, I'll get straight to the
9. 0:14point. Half the kids there had a crush
10. 0:17on the English teacher. And since the
11. 0:19teacher praised us whenever we did
12. 0:20something right, we asked him for a
13. 0:22phrase to tell her. Okay. Everyone loves
14. 0:25the teacher. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, this is
15. 0:27going to be very easy. Look, we need you
16. 0:28to help us tell her something.
17. 0:30>> And my cousin took out his cell phone.
18. 0:31Yes, because no one had a cell phone. He
19. 0:33went into Google Translate and we wrote
20. 0:35it down for him first. It's not just a
21. 0:37phrase to make the teacher fall in love
22. 0:38. And my cousin told us, "Okay, okay,
23. 0:41tell her, teacher, your boat is big."
24. 0:44And confused, we wondered, what could it
25. 0:46mean? Uh, I think it means teacher,
26. 0:48you're the mom. Ah, okay. Well, then yes
27. 0:49, with this we'll make her fall in love
28. 0:51. And we all trusted him without knowing
29. 0:53what it said. The thing is, the next day
30. 0:55we organized ourselves to say these
31. 0:56beautiful words. Morning student. Okay,
32. 0:59here we go. One, two, three, teacher.
33. 1:03>> Half the class ended up in the
34. 1:04principal's office, man. He went too far
35. 1:05, honestly, that cousin.