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Mark Rober’s $60 Million Science Experiment | TED — Transcript

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  1. 0:04I want to start off tonight with a two-step experiment.
  2. 0:07For step one,
  3. 0:09I've got a two-liter bottle here.
  4. 0:10It’s half-filled with liquid nitrogen
  5. 0:12that’s negative 320 degrees Fahrenheit.
  6. 0:15As you can see, it's violently boiling off into a gas,
  7. 0:18just like boiling water does on a hot stove,
  8. 0:21because to this freezing-cold liquid nitrogen,
  9. 0:23the nice comfy air in this room is super hot.
  10. 0:26But here’s the catch:
  11. 0:28the gas form of nitrogen
  12. 0:30occupies 700 times the volume of the liquid,
  13. 0:33so you’ve got to be really careful, as it’s turning into a gas
  14. 0:36you don’t trap it in a small container --
  15. 0:38like if the lid was screwed on top here.
  16. 0:40So then for step two,
  17. 0:42I'm going to go ahead and screw the lid on top.
  18. 0:45And when I do, if everything goes according to plan,
  19. 0:47the contents of this bottle should experience
  20. 0:49what we refer to at NASA
  21. 0:51as an “energetic, spontaneous, rapid disassembly.”
  22. 0:54(Laughter)
  23. 0:55It's going to explode.
  24. 0:56(Laughter)
  25. 0:57All right, here we go.
  26. 1:00Put that on.
  27. 1:02OK, now, this is going to be --
  28. 1:04Oh, you know what?
  29. 1:05What the heck, might as well throw these on top.
  30. 1:08(Laughter)
  31. 1:09This is going to be real boring until it's not.
  32. 1:13If you don't like loud noises, cover your ears.
  33. 1:15But according to my calculations,
  34. 1:17things could get real interesting here
  35. 1:19in about three, two, one.
  36. 1:23One.
  37. 1:25(Laughter)
  38. 1:26One.
  39. 1:28I said one.
  40. 1:30I’m just kidding -- it’s really impossible to actually calculate exactly --
  41. 1:34Whoa!
  42. 1:35(Cheers and applause)
  43. 1:39Let’s go!
  44. 1:40(Applause)
  45. 1:43How's your jet lag now?
  46. 1:44(Laughter)
  47. 1:47Alright, my apologies,
  48. 1:49my friends in the front row,
  49. 1:51you should be warned, it will get worse before it gets better.
  50. 1:54(Laughter)
  51. 1:56I'm like science Gallagher up here.
  52. 2:00So a lot of people would look at that --
  53. 2:02Thank you, yeah.
  54. 2:03You keep those as souvenirs, actually.
  55. 2:05Please don’t throw them back the whole time.
  56. 2:08A lot of people look at that and be like,
  57. 2:10"Oh, neat, the ping-pong balls exploded."
  58. 2:12But what actually happened is so much cooler.
  59. 2:14Because as more and more of that nitrogen turned into a gas,
  60. 2:17those gas molecules got more and more crowded
  61. 2:20as they pushed back on the plastic molecules
  62. 2:23comprising the walls of the two-liter bottle.
  63. 2:26And then eventually,
  64. 2:27the pressure got so great, it got so crowded,
  65. 2:30the walls of the two-liter bottle lost the game of molecular Red Rover,
  66. 2:34and all the gas came rushing out.
  67. 2:37But where could it go?
  68. 2:38Because it can’t go down or to the sides --
  69. 2:41trash can's too thick.
  70. 2:43Therefore, the only option is to go up,
  71. 2:46and since all the ping-pong balls are in the way,
  72. 2:48they just happen to go along for the ride.
  73. 2:51But here's the really cool part.
  74. 2:53This is exactly how cannons fire cannonballs.
  75. 2:58It's how Nerf blasters fire Nerf darts.
  76. 3:02It's how T-shirt cannons fire T-shirts.
  77. 3:07And for my friends in the front row,
  78. 3:09it’s how straws fire spit wads.
  79. 3:11I'm just kidding.
  80. 3:12(Laughter)
  81. 3:14The trick for all those is you simply build up enough pressure,
  82. 3:18you suddenly release it in one direction
  83. 3:20and plop whatever you want in the way to go along for the ride.
  84. 3:23And I love when I get like, that aha moment.
  85. 3:26When I understand the world around me with a new framework.
  86. 3:29But even more than that, I love giving that to other people.
  87. 3:32This is why, for the last 15 years, once a month,
  88. 3:36I've uploaded a free science or engineering video to YouTube
  89. 3:40to my now 75 million subscribers
  90. 3:42who also have a taste for those aha moments.
  91. 3:45And the videos --
  92. 3:47(Applause)
  93. 3:49The videos can range anywhere from an elephant toothpaste volcano
  94. 3:53that sets a world record
  95. 3:55to a satellite that's orbiting above us right now that we built,
  96. 3:58that you can upload your picture to for free,
  97. 4:01and it will display it on a screen
  98. 4:03and then give you a selfie in space with the Earth photobombing you.
  99. 4:07(Laughter)
  100. 4:09Or even a soccer goalie [that]
  101. 4:11moves back and forth at 40 miles an hour,
  102. 4:13and then we track your shot so effectively,
  103. 4:16not even the world's greatest player can score on it.
  104. 4:20(Laughter)
  105. 4:21Sorry, Ronaldo.
  106. 4:23(Laughter)
  107. 4:24And 16 billion views later,
  108. 4:27what I've learned is I can't teach you
  109. 4:29if I don't have your attention.
  110. 4:32But if I can get your attention with something remarkable,
  111. 4:35well, now I suddenly have something to attach the learning to.
  112. 4:39This is why it kills me if someone's like,
  113. 4:41"Oh, I don't like science because it's boring."
  114. 4:43But at the same time, I get it.
  115. 4:44Because instead of learning about pressure
  116. 4:46the way I did with these ping-pong balls,
  117. 4:48a lot of the times it’s something like this --
  118. 4:51with curiosity-murdering phrases
  119. 4:54like, "consider a rigid container of volume V."
  120. 4:57(Laughter)
  121. 4:59It’s a freaking trash can, all right?
  122. 5:01(Laughter)
  123. 5:03And don’t get me wrong, there is a time and a place for equations,
  124. 5:06but for a generation that is growing up on TikTok and YouTube,
  125. 5:10you have to make it matter
  126. 5:12with something that gets them to lean forward in their seat.
  127. 5:15Something that ignites a little curiosity fire in their brain.
  128. 5:19And we need that today more than ever.
  129. 5:22I like to call this style of teaching “hiding the vegetables.”
  130. 5:25(Laughter)
  131. 5:27For example, it's really boring if you make a video
  132. 5:29about the scientific method.
  133. 5:30But what's not boring is if you make a video
  134. 5:33about a 15-ton Jell-O pool
  135. 5:35you can actually belly flop onto.
  136. 5:37And in the process, I'm going to sneak in
  137. 5:40all six steps of the scientific method.
  138. 5:43What's also really boring is memorizing an equation about terminal velocity.
  139. 5:47But what's not boring
  140. 5:49is you point out that squirrels are one of the only mammals
  141. 5:51that can survive a fall from any height
  142. 5:53at their terminal velocity.
  143. 5:55And then, in an effort to keep them from stealing all your birdseed,
  144. 5:59you set up an eight-part Ninja Warrior obstacle course in your backyard,
  145. 6:03and in the process,
  146. 6:05what you might find
  147. 6:06is they will voluntarily demonstrate this principle for you.
  148. 6:10(Laughter)
  149. 6:12It's a very true story.
  150. 6:14(Laughter)
  151. 6:15There's also a ton of super boring microcontroller tutorial videos online.
  152. 6:20So when someone came by and stole a package from my porch,
  153. 6:23I decided to dedicate a year of my life
  154. 6:26to making the world's least boring microcontroller tutorial video.
  155. 6:30Step one: you make a bait package like this.
  156. 6:32And on the outside, you have something like a picture of headphones.
  157. 6:36But inside, instead of headphones, you have this contraption.
  158. 6:39And at the top there is a cup that spins a pound of the world’s finest glitter.
  159. 6:43You have four phones that will record,
  160. 6:45then upload their footage to the cloud in real time,
  161. 6:47and as the pièce de résistance:
  162. 6:49a very uncharitable amount of fart spray.
  163. 6:53(Laughter)
  164. 6:55That's foreshadowing.
  165. 6:57And then step two: you have the thief come by,
  166. 7:00and when he lifts the lid, takes it home --
  167. 7:03of course -- it sprays the glitter followed by the fart spray.
  168. 7:07I should point out, by the way,
  169. 7:09this whole video was sort of a modern-day homage
  170. 7:13to the greatest film of a generation.
  171. 7:14I'm talking, of course, about "Home Alone."
  172. 7:17And so the thief here, who’s pretending,
  173. 7:21is none other than my buddy Macaulay Culkin.
  174. 7:23(Laughter and applause)
  175. 7:26And so then for step three:
  176. 7:27what you and Macaulay are going to do
  177. 7:29is you're going to make 20 of these,
  178. 7:31put them on porches all across America,
  179. 7:33and it won't take long
  180. 7:34before you start getting back some incredible footage like this.
  181. 7:39(Video) Hello.
  182. 7:44Machine: Keep the change, you filthy animal.
  183. 7:48Person 1: Whoa!
  184. 7:52Machine: Hello.
  185. 7:56You guys give up?
  186. 7:58Or are you thirsty for more?
  187. 8:00(Fart spray)
  188. 8:03Operation “Whoever Smelt It, Dealt It” initiated.
  189. 8:08(Laughter)
  190. 8:11Person 2: Oh.
  191. 8:12Machine: Operation "Butt Trumpet" initiated.
  192. 8:15(Laughter)
  193. 8:17Person 2: Oh.
  194. 8:19(Fart spray)
  195. 8:22Person 2: Alright, alright.
  196. 8:23Alright, we get it, OK.
  197. 8:26Smells like ... in here.
  198. 8:29(Laughter and applause)
  199. 8:36Mark Rober: By the way, I was watching.
  200. 8:38And when that thief was about to lift the lid on the glitter bomb,
  201. 8:41not a single one of you was looking down or was on your phones.
  202. 8:45I had your undivided attention.
  203. 8:47And that makes for the most fertile brain soil,
  204. 8:49because learning is best when it’s attached to a visceral experience.
  205. 8:53Basically, if you feel something here, you remember it here.
  206. 8:57This is why memorizing a boring equation is hard.
  207. 9:00But you know, remembering that song you sang as a teenager
  208. 9:03that made you feel all those feels, that’s easy --
  209. 9:05and you remember every single lyric, you know, 30 years later.
  210. 9:09And to be fair, I didn’t come up with this style of teaching --
  211. 9:12all great teachers know this.
  212. 9:13For me, it was Mr. Malloy.
  213. 9:15He was my high school statistics teacher.
  214. 9:17Hello, Mr. Malloy, if you're watching this.
  215. 9:20And he was great,
  216. 9:21not just because he had a killer Doctor Evil impression --
  217. 9:24(Laughter)
  218. 9:25Or because, and I mean this with all sincerity,
  219. 9:27he had way better hair than whatever I was trying to figure out here.
  220. 9:31(Laughter)
  221. 9:33He was great because he made it matter.
  222. 9:35Like encouraging us to use what we learned in statistics
  223. 9:38to predict where our arch-rival soccer team
  224. 9:40was going to kick their penalty kicks.
  225. 9:42And it worked.
  226. 9:43He was so good at attaching emotions to learning.
  227. 9:46He was so good at hiding the vegetables.
  228. 9:50And the thing is, with a really good teacher, their impact is immeasurable.
  229. 9:54Just like Mr. Malloy impacted his students
  230. 9:56and we're now, in turn, impacting the world.
  231. 9:58That's why I love teachers.
  232. 10:00I think they have the most important job on the planet.
  233. 10:03In fact, please.
  234. 10:04(Cheers and applause)
  235. 10:08I've said for like a decade,
  236. 10:10my dream job is to be a middle-school science teacher,
  237. 10:13and I will be.
  238. 10:14But until that time --
  239. 10:16and buckle up,
  240. 10:17because this is the first time the world is hearing about this --
  241. 10:20for the last two and a half years,
  242. 10:23myself, with a team of about 50 people,
  243. 10:26including some of the best science teachers in the country,
  244. 10:29have been secretly working on a full science curriculum,
  245. 10:32and it uses all the tricks I’ve learned from the past 15 years
  246. 10:35on how to hide the vegetables.
  247. 10:37(Cheers and applause)
  248. 10:41And the reason we're doing this is because it breaks my heart
  249. 10:46when I see teachers who get paid salaries [that],
  250. 10:48as a society, we should be ashamed of,
  251. 10:50spending their own money on resources that totally suck.
  252. 10:53(Applause and cheers)
  253. 10:59So it's got everything they'd need,
  254. 11:00from banger videos the kids are going to beg to rewatch,
  255. 11:03that demonstrate the science --
  256. 11:05yes, that is a wrench in an MRI machine,
  257. 11:08because how else am I supposed to talk
  258. 11:10about the invisible magnetic fields all around us?
  259. 11:13It's got ready-to-teach classroom slide decks
  260. 11:16that are super clean and easy to use.
  261. 11:18And then it’s got these really thought-out
  262. 11:20curated science demos
  263. 11:23where the kids get to viscerally interact with the science
  264. 11:25that the teachers can make
  265. 11:27just with stuff they have lying around their classroom.
  266. 11:29The idea is that together we teach the classroom,
  267. 11:32and the teacher becomes the hero,
  268. 11:34as we engage the students in real science and engineering
  269. 11:37they actually care about.
  270. 11:39We're starting with grades three through eight.
  271. 11:42It exceeds all the state science standards,
  272. 11:45but most importantly,
  273. 11:46it’s exactly what science class is meant to be:
  274. 11:49super freaking fun.
  275. 11:51(Video) Your teacher and I are about to launch this class into hyperdrive.
  276. 11:57Let’s go!
  277. 11:58[You've never]
  278. 12:00[Had a class]
  279. 12:02[Like this]
  280. 12:04We’ll build stuff,
  281. 12:06ask a ton of questions
  282. 12:08and even smash a few things along the way.
  283. 12:12If everything goes according to plan,
  284. 12:15you'll see the world around you in an entirely new way.
  285. 12:19Kristin Bell: Oh my God, that’s crazy.
  286. 12:21MR: Buckle up. It’s going to be a wild ride.
  287. 12:25It's basically magic,
  288. 12:27but science.
  289. 12:30Which makes it cooler than magic.
  290. 12:33Mr. Beast: I knew it felt too light.
  291. 12:37MR: What do you guys want to do now?
  292. 12:40(Cheers and applause)
  293. 12:45The world has evolved,
  294. 12:46and teaching science is long overdue for disruption.
  295. 12:49I'm happy to report that of the teachers
  296. 12:51who are assigned to teach the pilot lessons to their students,
  297. 12:54because of our ability to explain complicated things simply
  298. 12:58and for our very unique experience in solving the science motivation gap
  299. 13:02for 15 years,
  300. 13:0495 percent of the teachers said that when we're done,
  301. 13:06they would want this to be their full science curriculum.
  302. 13:09And so the idea is you combine incredible teachers
  303. 13:13with incredible resources
  304. 13:14to get this explosive output,
  305. 13:15sort of like you'd expect to see
  306. 13:17if you combine this bucket of boiling water
  307. 13:19with this trash can of freezing-cold liquid nitrogen.
  308. 13:22(Laughter)
  309. 13:24So to all those teachers out there in the trenches,
  310. 13:26I want you to know reinforcements are on the way.
  311. 13:29In fact, a bunch of the videos and lessons are already available right now,
  312. 13:33and we'll finish the rest over the next four years,
  313. 13:36because I know this will be the most important thing I do my whole life.
  314. 13:40And even though this is going to cost us $60 million to make,
  315. 13:46my official declaration tonight is every single lesson plan,
  316. 13:50every teacher training,
  317. 13:51every original class demo
  318. 13:53will cost exactly zero dollars
  319. 13:55and be 100 percent free for all teachers forever,
  320. 13:59as we work to ignite those brain fires of curiosity
  321. 14:02in the next generation of big problem solvers.
  322. 14:05(Cheers)
  323. 14:07Thank you so much.
  324. 14:08(Cheers and applause)
  325. 14:12Thank you.
  326. 14:13(Cheers and applause)
  327. 14:16Thank you.
  328. 14:17(Applause)

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