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0:00There's this discourse online that's
0:02just like only fans models are not going
0:04to attract good men and that nobody
0:06really wants us and that we're thrown
0:08away. But I think people would be just
0:10so shocked at not only like the athletes
0:13and prestigious people in my DMs, but
0:16also the politicians. Like I'm talking
0:18like the most like elite and and
0:22prestigious and classy well-rounded
0:24highquality men ever
0:28>> very much want to date me. And I don't
0:29even just mean they want to [ __ ] me.
0:31Like they want to take care of me to for
0:33me to stop doing os.
0:35>> Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME TO TIME.
0:43[music]
0:44>> I can't sing. But welcome to the show,
0:46baby. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back
0:47to your favorite podcast. This is Pillow
0:48Talk. I'm your host, RYAN PANEL. BIG
0:50EPISODE TODAY. NUMBER ONE SHOW IN THE
0:52WORLD, BABY. NUMBER ONE ADULT SHOW WITH
0:54THE GOATS. OKAY, BIG SHOW. We got the
0:56queen. Most appearances ever on the
0:59podcast. My best friend in the world,
1:01Viking Barbie. [applause]
1:03Love you, Viking. And then over here,
1:06beautiful part of team Viking.
1:08>> Mhm.
1:09>> This girl's from what? What town?
1:11>> I'm from Portland, Oregon.
1:12>> Right. Portland, Oregon. She loves
1:14pineapple juice.
1:15>> Allergic.
1:15>> She [laughter] loves She loves water.
1:18She owns bikini coffee shops. This is
1:21barista Erica.
1:24>> She goes by Barista. It's a good good
1:26name. Thank you.
1:27>> And then this one here is my personal
1:30favorite blonde on planet Earth. And I'm
1:33a blonde guy, by the way.
1:34>> Are you? Yes.
1:34>> You love blondes.
1:35>> I think you're the hottest girl I've
1:37ever seen in my [ __ ] life. And in
1:39person, you're even better better
1:40looking. Yes.
1:42>> I I get nervous around this. I can't
1:43believe it. She's so beautiful. She just
1:46dumped her soccer player [laughter]
1:47boyfriend.
1:48>> Okay.
1:48>> We're so happy.
1:50>> Oh my god. This is Mary D.
1:53>> Thank you, Ryan. Thank you for having
1:54me. Oh my god. You know what? You're
1:56beautiful.
1:57>> Oh, really?
1:58>> Gorgeous. What's the word?
1:59>> Can we get a couple breathtaking?
2:01>> Cuz she's bisexual, by the way.
2:04>> Would you bisexual?
2:05>> Would I? I can't say that right now.
2:07>> What?
2:07>> Because I've got I'm taken right now.
2:09>> Oh, yes. Okay. Yeah,
2:10>> that's her. Uh, can I say that's her
2:12girlfriend?
2:13>> You're so You guys having sex is crazy.
2:16[laughter]
2:16I want to watch that so bad.
2:19>> Oh my god. No, I love that.
2:21>> Wow.
2:22>> You know what? Do you want to tell us
2:23about that a little bit? I can't because
2:25my baby is really secretive, but it's
2:28hot. I will say that.
2:29>> But I will say
2:31>> one thing and I only say
2:32>> she's secretive.
2:33>> SHE WELL, SHE'S SHE'S she's very
2:35private. Keeping it lowkey.
2:38>> I always knew you were a lesbian. BY THE
2:39WAY, [laughter]
2:41>> Y'ALL, THIS IS so hot. I'm sorry.
2:43>> I will say that the one thing I can say
2:45that was I will only say on Pillow Talk,
2:48I'm only going to say on here,
2:49>> okay,
2:50>> is we're thinking as things go on, we
2:53might drop something. I haven't been
2:54dropping anything new and I'm not
2:55dropping anything new, but some content.
2:57>> I might might do something with her.
2:59>> You have to.
3:00>> Please.
3:01>> We're talking about it.
3:02>> Don't worry, guys. I'll film it. It will
3:04[laughter] be fine. I'm really good with
3:06the camera.
3:06>> You know what? Throw Mary D in there.
3:08>> Throw throw her in there.
3:09>> That's the [ __ ] scene.
3:10>> I will eat ass if it's a [laughter]
3:11girl's ass.
3:13>> You know what, Mary D, I noticed about
3:14you.
3:15>> Uhhuh. So,
3:15>> I did a little research.
3:16>> Where's the damn
3:17>> not much girl? You're pretty straight.
3:20>> I am girl girl, but I'm very straight,
3:21too. Yeah, I'm I love men,
3:23unfortunately.
3:24>> Okay. So, you're [laughter]
3:27>> Who are the dudes in the scenes?
3:28>> I don't have multiple. I just have one
3:30who's my exartner. So, I just have one
3:32boy and my boy girl.
3:34>> You still [ __ ] your exartner?
3:35>> No. No.
3:36>> Okay. So, they're OG scenes.
3:37>> They're OG scenes. Yeah. Yeah. I mean,
3:40the last one
3:41>> I believe we we possibly were broken up
3:43during the last filming, but yeah, I
3:46just have one guy. And now that I'm
3:48single, I get the question a lot like,
3:49are you going to collab with
3:50>> Kurt Master, Dread, all that?
3:52>> All that. And the answer is definitely
3:54no.
3:54>> Why?
3:55>> Because um I just don't feel that that
3:59um is part of my business plan right
4:01now.
4:02>> Yeah. But don't you think you're getting
4:03hotter and hotter and you know, you want
4:05to give your fans the new you?
4:08>> You know, I do. And I give the fans the
4:10new meos. The new me is single and solo.
4:14Yeah. And hot and sexy. And I'm a little
4:17bisexual lately. So I do have a lot of
4:19girl girl. You must not have been on Red
4:20Only fan. Okay. So are you straight or
4:23you're just by curious? I'm by curious.
4:25I'm not emotionally attracted to women,
4:27but I do like
4:28>> I don't [clears throat] think I am
4:29either honestly.
4:30>> I don't think so. [laughter]
4:31I don't think so either.
4:32>> Don't drive me [ __ ] nuts lately.
4:34Physically though.
4:35>> Physically though, there's such works of
4:37art. No, I I am not emotionally, but I
4:40do like I I will say I go through phases
4:42in my sex drive. I have a very high sex
4:44drive or I'm just like really really
4:46craving women. So like I'll just like
4:48like a night out with my girlfriends
4:50like I'll just like we'll get drunk and
4:52I'll try to seduce them. It doesn't work
4:54most of the time.
4:55>> And then are you the domy mommy or are
4:56you the bottom?
4:58>> Um I'm usually the bottom but I seduce
5:00them in like a dominating way to get
5:03myself there, you know, cuz I like like
5:05I love getting eaten out. Like I love
5:07getting eaten out. Guy or girl? I don't
5:09you have to
5:09>> better guys or girls?
5:10>> Oh my god. Um, oh, great question. With
5:13a guy, it's it is more I think you're a
5:16[laughter] girl.
5:17>> Really?
5:18>> I I just love
5:19>> I hear gays are better at [ __ ] too.
5:21I hear
5:22>> I mean, if I ask my brother, he'll tell
5:23you he can give a 10 out of 10 [ __ ]
5:25>> He's a gay boy.
5:26>> Absolutely. My brother's a little
5:27>> Sign me up. [laughter]
5:31>> No, no, no, no. That's the girls getting
5:33eaten out by a girl is just so much more
5:35gentle. I feel like just so much more
5:37delicate. like they understand the
5:39anatomy a lot more and then getting
5:41eaten out by a man like I like feeling
5:43like there's like a big like you know
5:45Jason Mamoa in the Game of Thrones
5:47scene.
5:47>> Here we go.
5:48>> So Mary D you said that you like uh the
5:51the Africanamean men.
5:53>> We're we'll get into this lightly but
5:55yes
5:55>> as your types basketball players
5:58>> right. Would you date an NBA player
6:00boyfriend girlfriend?
6:01>> I don't I don't think I would date
6:03anyone right now. Like I think it's
6:05really important for me like based on my
6:07journey like I was telling you guys like
6:09I spent so many years like doing like
6:11the perfect wife and mother thing and
6:13just to like get where I am today which
6:16is amazing and immaculate but like I
6:18feel like I went through so much during
6:21that time that I never got a single
6:23moment to myself and that's okay. Like
6:26it was like a very selfless time. Like I
6:28couldn't even like do my own hair or
6:29makeup or anything. But it's like now I
6:32just need to be single. I'm not looking
6:33for a boyfriend.
6:34>> He's single.
6:35>> I'm looking for multiple boyfriends.
6:37>> Yes, good for you. [laughter]
6:39>> No, but I am. And I'm looking for like
6:41I'm not looking actually for anything at
6:42all. You know, I don't know if you guys
6:44believe in manifestation, but it all
6:46comes to me, right? Cuz whenever you
6:48open your energy to come to me well and
6:51inside [laughter] me and so and so,
6:54yeah, that's kind of where I'm at right
6:55now. Good for [clears throat] you.
6:56>> I'm not looking for a relationship, but
6:57I do love having boyfriends, you know,
6:59>> cuz you know what? Right now there's
7:01this weird trend going on where every
7:02girl is celibate. The [ __ ] is that?
7:04>> Oh god, they're scared.
7:06>> Everyone is celibate right now. Out of
7:08nowhere.
7:08>> I'm way too horny for that.
7:09>> What happened is couple celebrities
7:11started doing it, talking about it.
7:12>> Men are doing it too though.
7:13>> I didn't know that was not just women.
7:15>> Men are doing it either.
7:16>> I think they're just striking out, you
7:18know.
7:18>> Yeah.
7:19>> I'm doing the opposite of celibacy where
7:20I'm dating multiple people [laughter] at
7:22the same time.
7:23>> Yeah. No, being celibate is crazy. I
7:25think maybe people get way too emotional
7:28about
7:29>> Hey guys, this is one of my best
7:30friends, Colin Hughes.
7:32>> Hey, Colin.
7:32>> Hey, Colin. [cheering]
7:34We We took a while to get started. I'm
7:36sorry.
7:36>> That's okay.
7:37>> Did we ever un time out?
7:38>> This is Mary D.
7:39>> Did we ever un time out?
7:40>> This is barista [laughter] Erica. This
7:42is Viking Barbie.
7:43>> That's Chelsea. What was your name?
7:45>> Nicole.
7:46>> Nico. Nicole.
7:47>> Nice to meet you guys.
7:48>> Yeah, Colin's one of the greatest I You
7:50have some eyeliner on [laughter]
7:52>> that last night
7:53>> and then I accidentally forgot to watch
7:55it today. Dude, girl, the way girls talk
7:58to me when I have eyeliner, it's I It's
8:00a cheat code.
8:01>> What? Girls have talked to you like like
8:03what?
8:04>> Okay.
8:05>> Girls don't show girls don't show up to
8:07walk up to guys and say like, "Hi, who
8:09are you?" Like that doesn't really
8:10happen to me. I'm not that cute, you
8:12know?
8:12>> I think you're adorable.
8:14>> Really? [laughter]
8:17But, you know, really hot girls don't
8:19just walk up to me and say, "Who are
8:20you?"
8:20>> Okay.
8:21>> Right. Eyeliner party last night.
8:24>> Wait,
8:24>> 42 girls came up to me. Who? Hi. Who are
8:27you? I'm I'm Jesse. I'm Nicole.
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9:13the show. Dudes asked for pics with me.
9:15They didn't even They just assume I
9:17think that's
9:17>> people assume you're famous when you
9:18have eyeliner.
9:19>> Okay. T Okay. Wait. Hack.
9:21>> I could any girl that wanted
9:22>> hack. For all you celibate
9:24[ __ ]
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9:26>> For all you celibate dumb asses out
9:28there. Put on some eyeliner. Get some
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9:29>> Girls feel more comfortable because they
9:31think you're gay.
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9:46>> Okay. Uh your strangest custom request
9:48from fans.
9:49>> Um my strangest custom request was um I
9:52just got it recently and it was uh which
9:55is actually a common fetish, but using
9:56balloons. So using balloons to rub on my
9:59titties and then orgasming, squirting on
10:01balloons and everything.
10:02>> A clown probably asked that.
10:04>> Well, who who knows? Um but yeah, that
10:07was that's my most recent strange one.
10:09But I've also had someone ask yes, of
10:11course. I love my fans. Do anything for
10:13them.
10:13>> You know what? I love when successful
10:15people like y'all still doing customs.
10:17>> I love doing customs. No, I love videos
10:20for my fans.
10:20>> You don't have to. You just don't have
10:22to.
10:22>> No. Yeah. Period.
10:23>> You know, that's very Yeah, but that's
10:26probably the most I would go. I don't
10:27accept like super strange requests, but
10:29you're just drinking straight out the
10:30bottle like that. What are you going
10:32through
10:33>> when you always
10:34>> And you're chas You're chasing it with a
10:35cup water.
10:36>> You heard it with you heard about my day
10:37today.
10:38>> Yeah. Well, I heard about the gonorrhea,
10:39so that's [laughter] a while ago. That's
10:41been cleared up.
10:42>> Love her so much.
10:43>> Weird. Weird.
10:44>> How about you, Bara?
10:45>> Oh, it's clear weird.
10:45>> I don't feel like it's that strange, but
10:47the setup kind of felt strange. Um, so
10:51this guy had sent me, he has like a
10:53laser engraving machine at home, so he
10:55keeps sending me all these
10:56>> keychains or like custom cutout chest
11:00boards and things. So, he gave me all
11:02these like tumblers. and he told me that
11:04he wanted me to use that on my dining
11:06table, make myself a full course
11:08breakfast, put up a sign that says
11:10Chad's breakfast, and have me also naked
11:12with my hair up in a clip and all my
11:14normal jewelry. Like everything was like
11:15painted out in his head to where I was
11:18like naked around all these breakfast
11:19foods saying it was his breakfast. Cute.
11:22Yeah, you give heterosexual for sure,
11:24but you give, you know, like having
11:27someone go through your phone like you
11:29just you have to lock in. Like you have
11:31to lock in. You cannot be sharing your
11:32passcode with people.
11:33>> I don't share my pass.
11:35>> If your girlfriend asks you like, "Hey,
11:36can I use your phone for directions?"
11:38Factory reset it first and be like,
11:40"Hey, babe." You know?
11:41>> Well, how do you think she got in?
11:43>> Well, I think she has backtory
11:44[laughter] for the fans.
11:45>> For the fans.
11:46>> Okay. [ __ ] the ex this week. Told you
11:49this. She went through the phone.
11:53>> Four hours. Went through the phone. Saw
11:55crazy [ __ ] Saw our combo actually.
11:58>> Yeah. And saw our combo. I'm so glad
12:00that I don't talk [ __ ]
12:02>> And I was saying really nasty things
12:04about her
12:05>> to my best friends.
12:06>> God forbid you're human,
12:08>> right? Talk. It's my ex. I'm like, "Fuck
12:09her. I, you know, this she sucks and
12:11this and that." Screenshotted
12:13everything. This I don't know how she
12:14got in.
12:14>> I say how did she though?
12:16>> I swear to God I changed my password the
12:17night before.
12:18>> Oh man. Come on.
12:19>> I don't know. How did she
12:20>> Did you write it down on a notepad and
12:22put on the [laughter] fridge?
12:23>> She convinced me to take Xanax. She
12:25goes, "Let's just knock out for 12
12:27hours. We need to catch up on sleep." I
12:28think she opened your eyes when you were
12:30asleep at your face
12:31>> on Zax. That's what I think.
12:32>> I heard that you sleep real heavy.
12:34>> Yeah, I do.
12:35>> So that wouldn't Yeah.
12:36>> Very plausible. Very concerning.
12:38>> She did the eye pull up.
12:40>> You have to have girls done that.
12:42>> You I would never I would never go
12:44through a man's phone. If you close your
12:45eyes, never go through a man's phone. I
12:47would leave him way before I ever felt
12:49the necessity to go through his phone.
12:52>> If I feel like I need to go through your
12:53phone, I'm already leaving you.
12:54>> Me, too. I don't want to know. By the
12:55way,
12:56>> I don't want to Some people go and the
12:57guy didn't do anything. They just like
12:59that to know things.
13:00>> No. And I and I get that for for someone
13:02who's feeling insecure or who's feeling
13:04like I don't know if they have trauma
13:06from a past relationship. I get that.
13:08But I just like me being through what
13:10I've been through and it's just like
13:12>> But wait, you got cheated on recently?
13:14>> No. No.
13:15>> Oh, you just dumped them cuz [ __ ] them.
13:17>> Yeah. Why do I need to be cheated on and
13:19dump someone?
13:20>> That's usually how it works with
13:21>> me with marriage. [laughter]
13:23>> I've never been cheated on girls and
13:25athletes. It's usually just the
13:26cheating.
13:27>> No, no, no, no. She got cheated on
13:29recently.
13:29>> They can only take it 42 times and then
13:31that's enough.
13:31>> Well, if you're an eater, you get 42
13:33chances and that's it. [laughter]
13:34>> But if you're an eater,
13:37>> what?
13:38>> An eater?
13:38>> No, no, no, no, no, no.
13:40>> What do you mean no?
13:41>> Like an ass eater or like a [ __ ] eater?
13:43>> Oh,
13:44I thought eater meant like you give
13:46[ __ ]
13:46>> Oh, sorry. Sorry. Do I give head? Oh my
13:49god. It has to be a really special guy.
13:50It has to be a really special guy and
13:51then I get crazy. Yeah, you're you're
13:53too hot to be like a BJ [clears throat]
13:55girl.
13:56>> Thank you. Thank you so much. I can give
13:58some really good sloppy toy, but you
14:00have to be in a committed relationship
14:01with me, right?
14:02>> So, I haven't been in a committed
14:03relationship lately.
14:04>> You have to meet oral is very intimate.
14:06>> Very intimate.
14:07>> What about if you're not dating a guy,
14:08do you have to meet you up?
14:09>> That [laughter]
14:11>> Yeah. A lot of girls tell me that that
14:12that they save that for boyfriends.
14:14>> No, no, no, no, no.
14:15>> You'll take that?
14:16>> Well, you have to. Yeah. I mean, if you
14:18have access to it, like, why are you not
14:19eating me out? You ever had a guy come
14:21over just eat you out and you never
14:23touch his dick?
14:23>> Yes.
14:24>> That's crazy.
14:25>> Yes.
14:25>> That's crazy. The best
14:26>> because girls do that. They just give a
14:28[ __ ]
14:28>> M.
14:29>> But for the guy to drive to a girl's
14:31house, eat her out, and go home.
14:32>> That guy's kind of a [ __ ] loser.
14:34>> No, that guy's a king and that's my next
14:36husband.
14:36>> It's kind of pathetic. What do you think
14:37about that con?
14:38>> What do you mean?
14:39>> Yeah, it is crazy, right?
14:40>> You got to eat a girl out and not get
14:41your dick.
14:41>> No, there's men done that before. I've
14:43literally seen videos. [laughter] No
14:44one's doing it.
14:45>> So, it's just drive to a girl's house,
14:46eat her out, go home.
14:47>> No. No. But you like loser. No.
14:48>> No. No. when you've had like uh STDs.
14:53[laughter]
14:54>> You talk about it on here.
14:56>> YOU TALK ABOUT IT ON HERE.
14:57>> DAMN. [laughter] TURN them tables, GIRL.
15:00>> ABSOLUTELY.
15:00>> YOU SAID when you had the gorrhea thing,
15:02you were like, "Oh, yeah."
15:03>> Yeah. [laughter] He was He ate the girl
15:05out so that he could get rid of the
15:06thing and I saw the videos.
15:09>> It's like just having sex.
15:10>> He's cured now, everyone. He's cured
15:12now. [laughter]
15:13>> No, guys. I love how you're revealing
15:15like I'm revealing.
15:16>> You want to hear how it got real?
15:17>> No, I don't.
15:18[laughter]
15:19BUT YOU LOOK AT me like I'm revealing
15:21something you didn't reveal.
15:23>> I would have never known that. So she is
15:25revealing it and I love that.
15:26>> But people that hear that just cuz I've
15:28had it once it's gone.
15:29>> It's gone.
15:30>> You did get rid of [laughter] It's gone.
15:31He's cure right now.
15:32>> People comment. Oh the gone. The gone
15:34MAN. IT'S GONE.
15:36THE FIRST WORD of gorrhea is gone. Like
15:38it's gone. Yeah.
15:41>> It's gone guys. It's gone. Anyways, a
15:44real eater. I want everybody to listen
15:45to this. Okay. Okay. A [snorts] real
15:47eater eats for his pleasure. Okay? So,
15:49like there's this magical type of man
15:51out there, and I know it's just a myth
15:53and a lore, and we're all going to learn
15:55about it one day, but there are men who
15:57can come from just eating your [ __ ]
15:58Like, [laughter] they love it so much.
16:00>> That's how I am.
16:01>> That
16:02also, by the way, super gay. [laughter]
16:04>> That's impossible. And that doesn't
16:06exist.
16:06>> I don't believe
16:07>> in your reality, not in mine.
16:09>> You've had a guy eat you out and come?
16:11>> Absolutely.
16:12>> Jerking off though.
16:14>> Um, I don't know what he was doing down
16:15there.
16:16>> Okay. Well done. That's a big [laughter]
16:17That's a big difference. If you just
16:19eating out and nutted.
16:21>> Wow.
16:22>> It's my type.
16:23>> That's a good one.
16:23>> That's a good one. Yeah. Yeah. I love an
16:25eater.
16:26>> Male equivalent of a unicorn.
16:28>> Yeah.
16:28>> I've done the eat out jerk off though.
16:30I've done that.
16:30>> Yeah.
16:31>> I If I kick it hard.
16:33>> Uhhuh.
16:33>> And you know, I did too much of whatever
16:35that night and I can't get hard and then
16:37I eat the ass.
16:38>> That's my Viagra.
16:39>> The ass. So, you're more of an ass
16:41eater.
16:41>> I get hard from that.
16:42>> I love getting my ass eaten, too.
16:44>> It's so cool. That's It's so cool.
16:46>> Are you gonna let Ryan eat your ass?
16:48>> Well, it's not going super great so far,
16:50but like I'm glad the gorilla is gone.
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17:32POTAR, WE LOVE YOU. LET'S GET back to
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17:34>> I'm just clarifying that. It's gone.
17:36>> Should we do a shot?
17:37>> Yes.
17:37>> All right, let's do a shot. Clean as a
17:39whistle, this guy.
17:40>> Yeah, I'm clean. I just got tested.
17:42>> Good for you. Amazing. Okay.
17:45>> Amazing. [laughter]
17:47>> And he does eat [ __ ] a lot.
17:49>> Do you Are you an eater?
17:50>> Big time.
17:50>> Big time. Thank you for letting me know.
17:52I needed to know that.
17:54>> You want to know why? Cuz I had a very
17:56mediocre dick back in the day.
17:58[laughter]
17:58>> Mhm.
18:00>> I had a very very me, you know, my dick
18:02was
18:02>> You've had mediocre Me too.
18:03>> I had mediocre dick
18:04>> and your butt.
18:06>> No, like my my [laughter] own penis
18:08wasn't
18:08>> You're saying it wasn't his His penis
18:10wasn't like
18:10>> What happened? popping off like it is
18:12these days.
18:13>> It was It [laughter] I just didn't take
18:15I didn't have good dick health.
18:16>> Okay.
18:17>> Yeah. So, it shrunk to It wasn't at its
18:19full capacity. It was like
18:20>> Well, now I'm curious about dick health.
18:21What does it take to have good dick
18:23health?
18:23>> There's a lot to do. I do like eight or
18:25nine different things. Now I have a
18:26really good dick.
18:27>> Really?
18:27>> But before when I had a bad dick, I had
18:29to learn how to do all the uh
18:31>> We need We need the breakdown.
18:32>> All the foreplay and stuff.
18:33>> No, WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT YOU GUYS.
18:35>> OKAY.
18:36>> OKAY. You want to know?
18:37>> I'm curious. Give us a quick breakdown.
18:39>> I take a lot of vitamins. Okay.
18:41>> That circulate the blood through your
18:42penis. My penis wasn't getting uh new
18:45blood every day.
18:46>> So, it was like shriveled all the time.
18:48So, I thought I [laughter] had a little
18:49break.
18:50>> You're really turning around. I think
18:51this is going
18:52>> No, I'm so wet right now.
18:54>> I'm squirting. Actually, [laughter] you
18:56can't see it, but it's happening.
18:58>> She's like,
18:59>> and then from it not going into my dick,
19:01the tip of my dick never got blood for
19:04erections.
19:05>> Okay. So I would [laughter] get hard,
19:07but the tip would stay like like a
19:09little tiny.
19:11>> It never got like that.
19:13>> You know what helps that?
19:13>> So I I thought I had a little dick.
19:16>> I didn't. I just didn't have blood
19:17circulation.
19:18>> So you're saying you have a big dick?
19:20>> It's It's well above average.
19:21>> Really? Yeah,
19:22>> cuz you're a tall guy.
19:23>> Yeah.
19:23>> I feel like that's an indicator.
19:25>> But I thought I had a little one my
19:26whole life.
19:26>> Would you like to see it? He'll show it
19:27to you in the picture.
19:29>> No, no, thank you. But uh maybe later.
19:32>> Half [laughter] my exes say Ryan, best
19:34sex of my life. Half say Ryan worst dick
19:36ever.
19:36>> How many X's do you have? Oh T.
19:39>> How many X's do you have? [laughter]
19:41>> What do you count? How long is an X? I
19:43love you. Is I love you an X?
19:45>> Sure.
19:45>> Four.
19:46>> Oh, okay.
19:46>> Four I love yous.
19:47>> Oh my god.
19:48>> How many I love you for you?
19:49>> Oh my god. I love all my boyfriends. Um,
19:52no. But I've only had three serious
19:54relationships in my life. Yeah.
19:56>> No. Yeah. Okay. I would say three
19:58long-term relationships. Yeah.
20:00>> Which one's your favorite?
20:01>> Well, my ex-husband. Yeah.
20:02>> You like him? We love each other. Oh,
20:05>> but it's just it didn't work out.
20:07>> I'm not getting into that. Let me take
20:09another shot. [laughter]
20:10>> Okay. But I did see the article about
20:12you Duncan Soccer Boy. Can you tell us
20:13about that?
20:14>> Mhm.
20:14>> Okay. What happened?
20:16>> Um, so nothing crazy happened.
20:18>> The comments were very nice, too, by the
20:20way.
20:20>> What did they say?
20:21>> Gorgeous hottest girl ever. Way out of
20:23his league.
20:24>> Oh, really? Looks like you should go
20:26look at the comments of a young Sophie
20:28Monk. Do you know who Sophie Monk is?
20:29>> Yes. Yeah, I do. Do you get that? No, I
20:31don't. I get Scarlett Johansson
20:32sometimes. So
20:34>> or Britney Spears. You got to see. You
20:36tell me.
20:36>> What a life. I get Nick loven.
20:38>> OKAY.
20:40NO. I'M SEXUALLY ATTRACTED to him.
20:41[laughter]
20:43>> Okay. Why'd you dump Soccer Boy?
20:45>> Um, you know, to be honest with you, it
20:47was like
20:47>> story broke yesterday.
20:48>> Story broke yesterday and Touch Weekly
20:50picked it up in TMZ.
20:52>> Do you remember?
20:53>> Uh, yeah. She's like
20:56Scarlet.
20:56>> Can you see a little Scarlet?
20:57>> Yes.
20:58>> Like I would say a mix of a mix of the
21:00two.
21:01Colin, is she like the [laughter]
21:02hottest girl in the world?
21:03>> Yeah, I see it mix, right?
21:04>> You know what? Can I tell you who the
21:06hottest girl in the world is? Honestly,
21:07>> who?
21:07>> After you. Number two.
21:09>> His girlfriend.
21:10>> You have a hot girlfriend?
21:11>> Insane.
21:12>> His girlfriend's so [ __ ] HOT.
21:14>> OH MY GOD, THAT'S AMAZING.
21:15>> You want to see her?
21:16>> Sure.
21:17>> Sure.
21:17>> It's insane. It's insane. She's too hot.
21:20>> She's too hot for you.
21:21>> No. No. Not for him.
21:22>> Do you love her? Are you guys going to
21:23have babies?
21:24>> We will have babies. [snorts]
21:25>> I'm so happy for you guys, guys. Oh my
21:27god. It's pretty. Here. Look at that.
21:29See?
21:31That's cute. Good for you. Look at you.
21:33Oh, she's cute.
21:33>> Don't [ __ ] it up.
21:34>> I won't.
21:35>> Oh, wow. She's really cute.
21:36>> I'll just cover very soon.
21:38>> You say that. You say it too. You just
21:39said it.
21:40>> He loves that phrase. [laughter] How are
21:41you going to like
21:41>> But she is so beautiful. I haven't seen
21:43her.
21:44>> You got to say it [clears throat] to
21:45like the one girl in front of you.
21:46>> Oh, this is your [laughter] type. This
21:47is what your ex looks like.
21:49>> No, this girl's way hotter than my ex.
21:52>> Oh, no. She's [ __ ] tea. Oh my god.
21:54Insane,
21:55>> right?
21:56>> I would What are you going to buy her
21:57next? is I have some advice. She have a
22:00Birkin yet?
22:01>> Jesus Christ.
22:03>> Because you're so hot, do guys have to
22:05buy you things to keep you around?
22:06>> I'm not materialistic and I'm really
22:08rich. So,
22:09>> right. Would you date Broki?
22:11>> No, because I tried that before and it
22:13doesn't work out. I ended up being the
22:14provider, primary parent, everything.
22:18It's not that I don't respect him. It's
22:19just like, yeah, talk nice to me. But
22:22also, like, it's just the attractive.
22:24I'm just not attracted to that. like I I
22:26can still love you and like, you know, I
22:28can still respect you, but it's just I
22:31can't like fake what I'm attracted to.
22:34>> He's on his grind and he's on his way to
22:36making
22:36>> you like a masculine like I'm in
22:39control.
22:39>> And that's what I'm learning. I was
22:41[clears throat] in my masculine for so
22:43long, like being the provider and like
22:45primary parent, everything. Like I just
22:47like was in fight or flight for so long.
22:50Now I'm looking like if I do decide I
22:52want to get into a relationship, I have
22:54to feel like I'm in my feminine. I love
22:56a leader. I love a man that just doesn't
22:58ask me. He just tells me.
23:00>> Um I don't need to be gifted things like
23:02I don't need to be provided for off the
23:04bat. Nothing like that. I'm very hyper
23:05independent and I like to stay that way.
23:08But I do like a man that just makes me
23:10feel like
23:11>> Thank you.
23:11>> I don't know plans things out and makes
23:14me feel like I can turn off my brain.
23:16And I have not really found that yet.
23:19Um, and I'm not, like I said, looking
23:21for that. But if there is, you know,
23:23someone who would change my mind, that's
23:26what it would feel like, I think, just
23:27to feel like I'm not in my masculine.
23:29>> Okay. So, the boys that you are [ __ ]
23:30around with right now.
23:32>> Uhhuh.
23:32>> You're Houston boys?
23:33>> No, I do not [ __ ] any Houston boys.
23:35>> Oh, they're LA guys.
23:36>> Uh, you know, there is
23:38>> Who's on the roster? Tell us about the
23:39roster.
23:40>> I can't I can't get into the roster. My
23:42roster. So, one thing about me is I like
23:44very famous people. I like very famous
23:47guys.
23:47>> Wow. Some people that you guys would
23:49never even believe.
23:50>> No way.
23:50>> Um,
23:51>> can you tell us we'll bleep it out?
23:52>> No.
23:53>> Um,
23:54>> maybe if we get closer, you and I. You
23:56and I.
23:57>> All right. What genre?
23:59>> Well, like I like athletes.
24:01>> Um, uh, actors.
24:03>> Luka. We [ __ ] Luca Don.
24:05>> Oo, that would be T. But I don't like
24:06white guys. [laughter] Uh,
24:08>> is he too hard to [ __ ] or do you like if
24:10they're famous and depends how horny I
24:12am?
24:12>> Wait, you would even [ __ ] Luca as a
24:14white guy?
24:15>> I DON'T KNOW.
24:15>> SO, I'M COOKED. I'M I'm out.
24:17>> It sounds like you're out, Ryan. I want
24:18to be honest. I'm going to be real.
24:20>> What? What was that? What was
24:21>> You lost her at shriveled dick.
24:23>> Was I [laughter] mean, no, the ger was
24:25right here.
24:26>> That's the old me.
24:27>> That's the old you. And it's cleared up
24:28now. It's cleared up.
24:30>> His dick's strong. He's got no
24:32>> What about [laughter] a light skin?
24:33>> I love light skins.
24:34>> You [ __ ] Chris Brown? That kind of look?
24:36>> No. I probably wouldn't [ __ ] a man who's
24:39beaten women before, but
24:40>> Wow. That narrows it down. [laughter]
24:43>> Kayla Williams.
24:44>> Sorry.
24:45>> Caleb Williams. Who's that?
24:46>> Brown's quarterback.
24:48>> Yeah, I would [ __ ] him. [laughter]
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25:54>> No, but I I was just talking about this
25:56the other day is that people like
25:58there's there's this um like discourse
26:01online that's just like only fans models
26:03are not going to attract good men and
26:05that nobody really wants us and that
26:07we're thrown away. that I think people
26:09would be just so shocked at not only
26:12like the athletes and prestigious people
26:14in my DMs, but also the politicians.
26:17Like, I'm talking like the most like
26:20elite and and prestigious and classy,
26:23well-rounded, high quality men ever very
26:28much want to date me. And I don't even
26:29just mean they want to [ __ ] me. like
26:30they want to take care of me to for me
26:33to stop doing OAF so that they can I can
26:35live with them and they can you know
26:38everything like this
26:39>> I agree with you. I think OF girls are
26:40pulling more dudes than non girls.
26:43>> I think so because like we have a
26:45sexuality and we have
26:48>> a wild side guys love the [ __ ]
26:51>> They love a [ __ ]
26:52>> There's an art to being a [ __ ]
26:53>> and also a woman that's independent.
26:56>> But at some point then they want to
26:58control them.
26:59>> Yep. For sure. It's great in the
27:00beginning, but then they want to take
27:02ownership.
27:03>> Exactly.
27:04>> And that problem said that just now.
27:06>> Look, you know what it is, girls.
27:07[laughter]
27:08>> What is it, Ryan?
27:09>> Let me tell you, Mary D.
27:10>> Okay.
27:10>> All right. [clears throat] All girls
27:12want the bad boy to be good for them.
27:15>> Uhhuh.
27:15>> And all guys want the good girl to be
27:18bad for them.
27:19>> The good girl to be bad or the bad girl
27:21to be good. Should we trademark that?
27:22>> It's a good idea.
27:24>> How about that, Colin?
27:24>> Well, I'm not sure which way it goes.
27:26>> All guys want Okay. All girls want the
27:29bad boy to be good for them.
27:31>> Yeah. [clears throat]
27:31>> And all guys want the good girl to be
27:33bad for them.
27:34>> Yeah. Because men want to think that
27:36>> that's it.
27:37>> That's it.
27:37>> It's true. Because men want to feel like
27:39the girl uh like they're the best thing
27:41the girl's ever had. Their ego is very
27:42involved. So they're like they're like,
27:44"Oh, like if she's been with a bunch of
27:45guys, then what is she comparing me
27:47with?" And what? But if they feel like
27:48the girl is like being nasty for them,
27:50but she's like the virginal one, then
27:51they feel like who's she comparing me
27:53with is just me. And the girls want the
27:55serial killer who would literally kill
27:57everyone else in the world.
27:58only be like loyal to you.
28:01>> Let me tell you something, Mary D.
28:02>> It's all ego. It's all trauma.
28:04[laughter]
28:04>> Sorry to break it down.
28:04>> This whole body count thing. It's an
28:06insecurity, right? Guys are scared that
28:08they've had better dick and they're
28:09going to, you know,
28:10>> as a competitive guy.
28:12>> Uhhuh.
28:12>> Kids an athlete. All right.
28:14>> You Yeah, he's he's got he's pulls. My
28:17boy polls.
28:18>> Thank you.
28:18>> You get [ __ ]
28:19>> I do I do my thing.
28:21>> Amen.
28:22>> You surprised?
28:23>> No.
28:23>> Thank you.
28:24>> I'm informed now. [laughter]
28:26And now the gonorrhea is gone everybody.
28:28>> There you go.
28:29>> It's gone. And the blood flow is the
28:31blood flow is like this. Oo.
28:34>> Dick pump by the way is the main secret.
28:35>> Dick pump is great. No, it's very
28:37important. [laughter] Yeah. No, it is it
28:38is great. Yeah.
28:39>> But I like Hey, I'm authentic.
28:41>> I want to [ __ ] a girl who has a high
28:43body count
28:44>> because I want to be the dude that that
28:46got the gold. You know what I'm saying?
28:47>> Okay.
28:48>> I want to compete in the Olympics.
28:50>> You want to set the bar?
28:51>> Yeah. [laughter]
28:51>> That's right. You [ __ ] 100 dudes. I'm
28:54gonna be the best of the hundred.
28:56>> I'm on Instagram.
28:56>> You're the real athlete here.
28:58>> LeBron, did you hear that? LeBron,
28:59>> that's right. I'm [laughter] competing
29:00on the world stage.
29:02>> Something that your ex couldn't do. He
29:03plays on the US.
29:04>> Super.
29:06>> I don't like a man. [laughter] I don't
29:07like I don't like a man who's not
29:09sledded out. They have to know.
29:10>> I love a [ __ ] man.
29:11>> So, that's how I feel like men should
29:13feel about women. Like, you should know
29:14like not [ __ ] like going [ __ ]
29:16everybody, but like just someone who's
29:17got like some knowledge.
29:19>> Yeah. Like minimum body count for a guy,
29:20you want him to at least have like
29:21>> to sit there and be like 5 zero at
29:24least.
29:24>> Oh my god. Okay. I'm from the south.
29:27Okay. I've only been doing Only Fans for
29:284 years. That's crazy to me.
29:30>> First, I'll show you us at Disney.
29:32>> My hair's short though.
29:34>> Yeah. I made it [music] short of
29:35purpose. I give you a bob.
29:39[music]
29:39>> Look in front of the castle.
29:43>> Then this is us in Paris.
29:46>> I propose.
29:48>> Okay. That kind of kind of
29:50>> the boss looks good on you, eh?
29:54And then I said Harley Quinn and Joker.
29:57>> This one's the best one.
29:58>> Okay, Ryan, you're making me feel weird.
30:00Why do you have short shorts on? Oh,
30:02look at the make out.
30:03>> Means like the date.
30:06>> Oh, this is AI. Okay. [laughter]
30:09>> Had sex with 50 people?
30:10>> Wait, that's high to you?
30:11>> That's really high.
30:12>> 50?
30:12>> You have you had [clears throat] sex
30:13with 50 people?
30:14>> 50?
30:15>> Oh, wow.
30:16>> One of my [ __ ] before prom night,
30:18baby.
30:18>> Damn.
30:19>> One of my employees last year, she was
30:20only 21. And she told me her body count
30:22was at 110.
30:24>> My [laughter] queen. My queen. You think
30:26dudes aren't at 50?
30:28>> I don't know.
30:28>> I don't know if LA.
30:31>> Oh my god.
30:31>> I have an extremely low body count for
30:33what you would think. You'd think I'd
30:34have a high one, but no matter what I
30:35am, but I'm like, I would tell people.
30:37>> You get very classy and mysterious.
30:39>> Oh yeah, that's what people say. They
30:40say how classy [laughter] I am. You get
30:42very classy and mysterious.
30:43>> The class you're sniffing.
30:45>> And I would love [laughter] for you to
30:46peg me. Anytime anyone asks me about my
30:48body count, I always have to ask, "Okay,
30:50well, are girls included?" And
30:52>> they're [laughter] not. Those are
30:54freebies.
30:55>> No, girls. I have a high body count. Did
30:57we [laughter] girls?
30:59>> No, queen. No, queen. You're
31:01>> made I made a new rule last week that
31:02when guys have sex with escorts that
31:04they paid for, it's a.5 body.
31:06>> Get the [ __ ] out of here, Ryan. I think
31:08you should double. That's actually at
31:10least a double. At least 10.
31:11>> No, it's.5 because they didn't earn it.
31:14>> Okay. At least 1.5. [laughter] No, it's
31:17less.
31:17>> If I I would think of
31:18>> No, because think about it.
31:19>> Well, for guys, it's like a trophy to
31:21have a higher body count. That's what
31:22you're saying.
31:23>> This is how many girls you can close.
31:25>> So, I would say you PAID FOR IT. YEAH,
31:26you had sex, but you didn't close IT
31:28YOURSELF. IT'S A FIVE.
31:29>> SO, IF YOU'RE TALKING TO YOUR BROS, it's
31:31a five. [laughter] Girl, I would double
31:34it for me.
31:34>> Colin, you like that one?
31:36>> Five. And And you want me to blow your
31:38mind?
31:38>> Does Colin uh buy prostitutes?
31:40>> No. Okay, that's a hell no. Have you
31:43seen his girlfriend, you guys? Wait, you
31:45want me to blow your mind? Colin, would
31:47you say every single dude in LA has over
31:49100 bodies? Yeah,
31:50>> the cool the cool one.
31:52>> Yeah. Yeah.
31:52>> The cool.
31:53>> At least 100.
31:54>> I know a lot of dudes in the thousands.
31:57>> Ryan, stop.
31:58>> I'm not kidding.
31:59>> So delusional.
32:01>> I know. I think there
32:03>> pretty sure my dudes have been
32:05>> Okay. Well, you're not going to convince
32:06either one of us to move to LA now.
32:07[laughter]
32:08>> No, I'm going to stay in Texas.
32:10>> Yeah. Why?
32:11>> Because it's way more wholesome over
32:12there. I like to like have my wholesome,
32:14very normal life. And I try to talk
32:16about this a little bit so people can
32:18understand my personality, but I have a
32:20very wholesome normal like Texas life.
32:22Like I live on 1.5 acres. I have a
32:24really nice house. I live on a golf
32:26course. But when I need to come and be
32:28[ __ ] I come to LA or Miami.
32:29>> So you're like it's like a Hannah
32:30Montana vibe.
32:31>> It's very Thank you for saying that. I
32:33am Hannah Montana.
32:35>> Um and it is a very much I just like to
32:38keep I have a very strong boundary
32:40because I have a family. So, it's like I
32:42just keep that very strong boundary. Um,
32:44I would never live here in LA. And
32:46what's your sign?
32:47>> My sign is Libra.
32:48>> Oh, we're Libras.
32:50>> Libras are the best.
32:52>> Oh my god. Happy belated. When was
32:53y'all's birthday?
32:54>> 22nd. 23rd.
32:56>> Oh my god. Mine was the 10th. 10th. When
32:58was your birthday?
32:58>> Scorpio.
32:59>> 20th.
33:00>> Look at that.
33:00>> How about that?
33:01>> Nice.
33:02>> No, I'm a Libra. And I
33:04have no idea. I think I have a Leo. So,
33:06I actually gave birth to two Leos.
33:08August Leos. So they're like both Mariah
33:11Care's like they think they're the
33:12center of the world and um it just makes
33:14sense because I am my own Mariah Carey.
33:16So I'm like I really like that.
33:18>> You guys think astrology is a thing?
33:20Really?
33:20>> I just think as I get older
33:22>> when I talk to Barbie it is.
33:24>> No, I love people who are really
33:25connected with that stuff because like
33:27as I know
33:28>> I love the real there's the real
33:30astrology and then there's like the BS
33:33stuff where it's like oh your sun sign
33:34is everything and like that's what I
33:36think people are used to. Like men get
33:37really like uh because but then I start
33:39talking to them and telling them their
33:40charts and their houses and their
33:41degrees and they're like
33:42>> okay that's weird.
33:44>> I there's masculine and feminine
33:46energies in [clears throat]
33:47something to me. What does Mercury's in
33:49retrograde mean?
33:50>> Mercury has
33:51>> everyone just keeps saying that to me.
33:52>> I heard in another direction. So when it
33:55goes direct everything kind of things
33:57with communication and things with the
33:58technology they're going in a good
34:00direction but during the retrograde it
34:02slips in the other direction. And so
34:04communication, technology, like uh when
34:07you're like all that energy kind of pops
34:08up, the conversations you didn't have
34:10the it it's an energy to work with. It's
34:12not supposed to be like fortune telling.
34:14It's supposed to like show you where to
34:15act. I saw a real today today. A fortune
34:20girl saying Mercury's a retrograde, blah
34:22blah. Don't be surprised if your ex
34:24comes knocking on your door today.
34:25>> I told you she came back
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35:35>> No, I said Venus is in retrograde and
35:37Scorpio. Uh, where's where is she? She
35:39come back.
35:39>> She said she said, "Uh, have you heard?"
35:41It was 10 minutes after she rang my
35:43doorbell [laughter]
35:44>> like a homeless person.
35:45>> Isn't that [ __ ] strange?
35:47>> That's crazy. How So, are you guys So,
35:50you're still talking to your ex or
35:51you're like, "You're done." Cuz you went
35:52through my phone.
35:53>> Yeah. Done.
35:54>> Oh, done. She's done. So, what happens
35:56next time she rings your doorbell? Could
35:57cuz then say I'll get [laughter]
36:00I'll get that down for sure.
36:02>> She's pretty girl. So pretty.
36:05>> Venus [laughter] is eternally in
36:06retrograde for him.
36:07>> Can you stop?
36:08>> She's pretty. She's pretty. She's
36:09pretty. She's crazy. Anyways. Okay.
36:12>> And I'm perfect. So,
36:14>> baby girl. Okay. Uh I noticed that you
36:17do a lot of anal.
36:18>> No, I don't.
36:19>> Which with your toys?
36:20>> Okay. Yes. [laughter] So, you just went
36:23and bought a bunch of my videos or what?
36:24>> You know what? You got to get better
36:26DMCA.
36:27>> Okay.
36:28>> Leaks. Leaks. Wait. Oh my god. That's
36:31horrible. I did just get a new DMC if
36:33you're interested. Okay. You can give it
36:35to me.
36:35>> Clean.
36:36>> You can't
36:37>> I just got you can't even see your
36:39[ __ ] foot on Google. Okay.
36:41>> Clean.
36:41>> [ __ ] I love having my Google.
36:43>> Yeah.
36:44>> Oh, there's a lot of stuff.
36:45>> You're pretty.
36:46>> Yeah.
36:46>> You good work. [laughter]
36:48>> You're [ __ ] wiped clean from the web.
36:50You bad.
36:53>> [laughter]
36:54>> No.
36:54>> When's the last time you had had the
36:56sex?
36:57>> Um, I don't I don't have sex often right
37:01now because [clears throat] I'm really
37:03>> Yeah, but you're in LA. This is where
37:04this This
37:05>> No, I have not had sex in LA. No, no,
37:06no.
37:06>> Not while you've been here this trip?
37:08>> No. No.
37:09>> Dates? You've been on dates?
37:10>> Yeah, sometimes I go on dates. Yeah,
37:12I've been on dates.
37:13>> Do you let guys pay you a [ __ ] ton of
37:15money just to have dinner with them?
37:16>> No. I don't ever accept money in
37:18exchange for my time or sex because that
37:20makes me feel gross. I want to be
37:22>> I'm okay with a girl doing it if it was
37:24just for dinner.
37:24>> Well, good for you. But I don't I like
37:27to be with people who I'm like
37:29>> who I'm like giving you money or
37:30spending their money on you.
37:31>> Give it like hey five grand to have a
37:33steak with me. Go [ __ ] eat with them.
37:35>> Um I like to be around people who like I
37:38don't need in any way. Like that's the
37:40only reason I'll be around you is like I
37:41genuinely just love your energy and your
37:44spirit and who you are and I'm sexually
37:46attracted to you. So, if it's a
37:47situation where I'm like, "Well, this
37:49isn't worth my time unless he gives me
37:50money." I probably won't go in the first
37:52place. I've tried like being attracted
37:54to a guy who's like a multi
37:55multi-billionaire. Um, I couldn't even I
37:58couldn't do it, you guys. I couldn't.
38:00>> They're weird. What was
38:01>> No, they were not weird at all. They
38:02were super nice. Like,
38:04>> well, it depends if they're self-made.
38:05The trust fun.
38:06>> Self-made. He's not trust fun. No.
38:07>> Okay. The trust fun entrepreneur.
38:09>> How cringe are the trust fund richies?
38:11Rich boys. [clears throat]
38:12>> I wouldn't even give them a time cuz
38:13they're mostly white. Worst worst dudes
38:16ever.
38:16>> Worst dudes ever.
38:18>> Tell me.
38:19>> What is it about the the chocolate
38:20gentleman that
38:21>> Well, IT'S NOT EVEN [laughter]
38:23>> I'm curious.
38:25>> I love a chocolate gentleman. Um, no,
38:27it's not even that. I think it's just
38:29like
38:30>> I don't drink tequila.
38:31>> Is it the bodies? The big wieners.
38:34>> Well, I love the big wieners. [laughter]
38:36>> No, I think it's like the tall and just
38:40different. I think that like
38:41evolutionarily like my mind is just like
38:43you are so different than me. Like if we
38:46made a child it would be just a hybrid
38:48super baby, you know? Like evolutionary
38:50that's how my mind is working cuz like I
38:52see white guys I'm like you could be my
38:53brother. Yuck.
38:54>> Okay. You could be my dad. Yuck. Like
38:57>> would you want more kids?
38:58>> Possibly. If I meet the right guy, I
39:00would I would definitely have kids for
39:02the right guy. Yeah.
39:03>> I'm on the no baby train.
39:04>> I love babies and I love being
39:06>> I mean this in a completely non-racist
39:08way at all. I just kind of want my
39:11little mini Ryan to look like Mini Ryan.
39:14>> Yeah. I mean, I have two white babies,
39:15so you know what I'm saying? She already
39:17knows what her babies would look like if
39:18they're white. She wants to play a
39:19little bit in the
39:20>> Okay, fair. Your [laughter] baby, but
39:22you know what I'm saying, Colin? In a
39:23non-racist way.
39:24>> In a non-racist way. Whenever you
39:26preframe it like [laughter] an Asian
39:27girlfriend, I'd be like, "Fuck, I'm
39:29going to have an Asian kid that looks
39:30nothing like
39:30>> No, you wouldn't. Because like when you
39:32fall in love with someone, which like I
39:34do think that might be a little foreign
39:35to you
39:36>> based on your history." No. No. Big
39:39lover boy.
39:40>> Okay. All right. Well, he's a cancer.
39:41Whenever
39:42>> Cancer Venus. Okay.
39:44>> Oh, yeah. Cancer.
39:44>> I love Cancers. Um, but I keep running
39:47back to my ex. Still got love in my
39:49heart for
39:49>> Well, whenever you love someone, like
39:51you don't It doesn't matter what they
39:53look like. Like, not I'm not saying they
39:54can be ugly. I'm saying once you're
39:56attracted and you love them, like, you
39:57want to create something that looks like
39:58them too, you know? So, it's like
40:01>> not not just like, oh, yeah. As much as
40:04you want, [laughter]
40:06>> as much as you want a pure white child,
40:08which you know, more power to you.
40:11>> Is my boyfriend looks like my father.
40:14>> So, there's [laughter] that.
40:16>> My boyfriend look Aaron looks like my
40:18dad.
40:18>> Well, let's get into this.
40:19>> It's a little Freudian.
40:20>> Yeah, he does look like your dad.
40:21>> He looks just like
40:21>> No. See, I have a phobia.
40:23>> You know who her dad [laughter] is, by
40:24the way?
40:24>> Who?
40:25>> Bane from Batman.
40:26>> T.
40:28Oh my god, your face is so beautiful, by
40:30the way. I can't stop staring at it.
40:31>> I am staring at yours as well. Very
40:33pretty. Such a beautiful face.
40:35>> And you and you. [laughter]
40:37>> We have several. Should we all wake up?
40:39>> You know what? This room is pretty good
40:40looking right now. [laughter]
40:42>> Especially this guy's girlfriend.
40:43>> I might be the bottom of the
40:46>> T. We're at the bottom of this room, I
40:48think. [laughter]
40:49>> Can you not drive into
40:50>> studs?
40:53>> Absolute studs. Yes. Anyways, Ryan,
40:55would you have children one day?
40:57>> Yeah. Yeah, I would love to have kids.
40:58>> You want to have kids? How many do you
40:59want?
41:01boy and a girl. Older guy and young
41:03girl.
41:04>> Older guy and younger girl. That's
41:05>> so you can protect her.
41:06>> Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
41:08>> That's sweet. Yeah. Wait, we were
41:09talking about um the the zapping
41:12zapping.
41:13>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know
41:14what this girl did to me yesterday?
41:15>> What did she do to you?
41:16>> Saturday.
41:17>> Saturday.
41:17>> Did you see this? She tased me.
41:20>> Look at this [ __ ] People believe this,
41:21Colin.
41:22>> Unbelievable.
41:23>> It was really sweet.
41:24>> I like how everyone else holds up
41:25pillows so they don't get shot.
41:26>> Yeah.
41:28[screaming]
41:29>> [laughter]
41:30>> Stop.
41:31>> Isn't that crazy?
41:33>> STOP. WHAT THE [screaming] [ __ ] WHY'D
41:35YOU KEEP DOING IT?
41:36>> WHY' you keep doing it?
41:37>> It felt like I did a mountain of cocaine
41:39and and 120 m.
41:41>> I felt really bad because I actually
41:42only tapped it once, but it kept
41:44malfunctioning and going longer. And
41:45then I could [laughter]
41:47literally sitting there like this like
41:49>> is it a malfunction or is that how it's
41:50supposed to operate? Because you just
41:52taste the one of them tased. It stopped
41:54and then it just kept going. The guy had
41:55to flip. They had to use like tweezers
41:57to pull it out of my body cuz it goes in
41:59you.
42:00>> Wait, your eyes are so crazy. What color
42:02are they? They're hazel and green, too.
42:05>> That's the most rarest eye color. Your
42:07eyes are so
42:08>> Speaking of tasers, what's the kinkiest
42:10[ __ ] you've done?
42:11>> Um, so um I I have a couple kinks.
42:14They're not really that crazy.
42:16>> Yeah, you're so hot. You don't need to
42:17get kinky.
42:18>> Okay. [clears throat] Well, but if I
42:19wanted to, I could. Okay. Thank you so
42:21much.
42:22>> You know,
42:22>> I have a breeding kink. [laughter] Yeah,
42:25>> I think everyone has a breeding king.
42:27>> I love a breeding king.
42:28>> Human nature, right? The best breeding
42:30king. And then I like to feel like I'm a
42:32little sex doll being used. Like I'm a
42:34little perfect doing really [ __ ]
42:36things.
42:37>> Yeah, that's what I like. That's why I
42:40like a very
42:41>> Uhhuh.
42:41>> Those are those are my two.
42:42>> What about limp? What about limp bodal
42:45being used? Cuz I like that better.
42:47>> No, I don't do anything like that. But I
42:49like to feel like so I like to feel like
42:51I'm being treated like like you guys
42:53know I really like to be eaten out. I
42:54like to be treated like I'm a perfect
42:56little princess like at like you love me
42:59or obsessed with me but like then like
43:02when the sex actually starts it's really
43:03rough and you use my mouth use my holes
43:07you know that's like you want to hear
43:10what I say.
43:11>> Can I whisper in your ear what I say to
43:13a girl and and it makes her come
43:14>> and he's going to he's going to do it
43:15like in the way he says it too. Let him
43:17do it.
43:17>> Can I [laughter] come around? Do it.
43:18>> Can I come around and do it in your ear?
43:19>> Sure.
43:20>> And then you rate me out of 10.
43:21>> Rate you out of 10.
43:22>> Pretend you're getting fingered. Tell
43:24me.
43:25>> Right. Tell me. Tell me if this would
43:26turn you on or not.
43:27>> Okay.
43:27>> All right.
43:28>> I'm ready.
43:30>> Here we go.
43:30>> I'm scared. [laughter]
43:33>> Okay.
43:36>> He's [laughter] It's going to get It's
43:37going to get a lot ticklier watching.
43:39Okay. Okay.
43:48This is long. [laughter]
43:50It's a novel.
43:57[laughter]
43:57>> Banger.
43:58>> No. So, to be honest,
44:01>> ours was
44:03>> No. No. To be honest, that's what I like
44:05during sex. Like, I do like a lot of
44:07talking. Yeah.
44:09>> I love a lot.
44:10I know. [laughter]
44:11>> So I I think I need to be in a different
44:13environment, but like no, I love a lot
44:15of talking. I like to do a lot of stuff.
44:17>> So diplomatic. So Libra. So Libra of
44:19you. PR actually. Uh no, but [laughter]
44:24>> I do I love like a dirty talk. Like I do
44:27a mean Joi from Marie D. Joi, you know,
44:30honey. Yeah. Okay. Well, Ryan knows
44:32that.
44:32>> You guys like [ __ ] in the shower? I
44:33don't like
44:35>> Not a huge [ __ ] in the shower. I love
44:36taking a shower with like the person I
44:38like though. Right after having sex
44:39together.
44:40>> Sure, but like anytime.
44:42>> You know what? I find it awful,
44:43>> girls. [laughter] The hotter the girl,
44:45the hotter the [ __ ] steam in the
44:46shower. What is that?
44:47>> Yeah, I know. It has to be so hot.
44:48>> What? Why?
44:49>> I don't know. I'm straight from hell,
44:51>> dude. The hotter the girl. K, you find
44:53this? The better looking the girl, the
44:55warmer they put the water in the shower.
44:57>> What is that?
44:58>> But not on her hair.
44:59>> I've had I've had some ugly girls
45:01before.
45:01>> But Noel does love it piping hot,
45:03>> dude. Cuz she's gorgeous.
45:05>> That's your girlfriend?
45:05>> Yeah, she's gorgeous.
45:06>> Mhm. I've had some ugly girls before.
45:09>> They go cold shower, BABY. [laughter]
45:15>> They [ __ ] They do cold plunges.
45:17>> When the last time that you stuck around
45:18to [laughter] find out, right? When's
45:20the last time you banged an ugly girl
45:22that YOU
45:24>> YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING?
45:25>> NO. Keep your mouth shut.
45:28>> HOW ABOUT [laughter] THIS? HOW ABOUT
45:30THIS?
45:32Two weeks ago, I've been on a on a hot
45:34streak this summer. Okay. What does that
45:36mean?
45:37>> Baddies only.
45:38>> Oh, tea. Okay.
45:39>> Okay.
45:39>> Hot girl summer.
45:40>> This has been my best era of my life.
45:43Past few months.
45:44>> Good for you.
45:45>> Good ones. Baddies. Okay.
45:49But I got stood up two weeks ago. Dinner
45:52date. This girl from the UK. Sorry,
45:54Australia. We've been texting for DMing
45:57for two [ __ ] years. Finally, she's in
45:59town. Friday. Let's do dinner. I get the
46:02reszo at a sick restaurant. I'm at the
46:04restaurant. Oh, I watched
46:05>> you got stood up at a restaurant. I
46:07posted this. Wait, let's get into it.
46:09Let's different girl.
46:11>> Oh, different. Okay.
46:12>> Yeah. [ __ ] that girl though, too. [ __ ]
46:14you. Congrats.
46:15>> Oh, see. Yeah. Oh, she's very famous.
46:18Yeah.
46:19>> Yeah. I've seen her for a bit and then
46:20she got married. Anyways,
46:22>> that happens.
46:22>> Yeah. So, so this girl just fully ghost
46:25me. I'm at the restaurant. Dinner was at
46:279:00. I'm there till like 9:42.
46:29>> They're like, "Uh, do you want to see a
46:31menu? Do you want to order?" Blah, blah,
46:32blah. I'm just sitting there like a
46:33[ __ ] idiot, right?
46:35>> But then this other chick who's in town
46:38who's not my best work at all.
46:41Definitely doesn't fit the quote of
46:43where I've been at this summer, you
46:44know? Hey, I'm in town. Want to see you.
46:47Want to see you. And I'm sitting there
46:49like, oh my god, as if I just got stood
46:50up. This is so pathetic, you know? I'
46:52never been stood up before. It's really
46:54pathetic. People are looking at you. The
46:56[ __ ] server offered me a a magazine
47:00like this. [laughter] It's like you want
47:01anything to read or
47:02>> see. I love getting dinner by myself,
47:04but it's different if you're expecting
47:05something.
47:05>> It's pathetic. It's pathetic.
47:06>> They can tell you're expecting someone.
47:08Yeah.
47:08>> So, I invite
47:10>> the six, you know. [laughter]
47:13>> I'm like, "Yeah, come. I'm I'm You want
47:15to go to dinner? I'll be there soon."
47:18So, I I bring the six and I have this
47:20nice dinner with the six and we have
47:21sex. Look what she posted on her story
47:24yesterday. Yesterday.
47:25>> I screenshotted it.
47:27>> What's that?
47:27>> You screenshotted it?
47:28>> Oh, yeah. It's the weirdest [ __ ] that's
47:30ever happened to me.
47:32>> I don't think so.
47:33>> Look at this. Yesterday, by the way,
47:36this is why you shouldn't [ __ ] sexist.
47:38I'm not kidding.
47:41Look at this.
47:44This is your Instagram story.
47:45>> Hold on. Stop. Stop. I'm so scared.
47:47>> Read it out loud.
47:50>> Yeah.
47:50>> Selling my outfit from when I hung out
47:52with it Ryan Powell. $800 for his
47:54hoodie. $1,000 for the bottoms. slightly
47:57worn and carrying many generations of
47:59the Pound Pall
48:02family.
48:04>> Wait, I'm I'm confused.
48:06>> She's selling it and her [laughter]
48:08>> she's selling his hoodie
48:10>> that have his
48:11>> and the the $1,000 for the
48:13>> But why would they want to buy them?
48:15Who's buying this? [laughter]
48:17>> Hey. Hey, shed some bitters.
48:20>> Hold on.
48:21>> Oh my god. Your ego must feel pretty
48:23good though.
48:24>> Yeah.
48:24>> Yeah. I mean,
48:26>> but come on.
48:28>> Did you add it to story?
48:29>> No, I said delete.
48:31>> You're scaring the ho.
48:32>> She said no.
48:33>> Oh, really? She
48:34>> Why did you ghost her the next day?
48:36>> I gave her the unfollow.
48:38>> I gave her the unfollow after she posted
48:40this. Yeah.
48:40>> Yeah.
48:40>> I love an unfollow. Like I will unfollow
48:43a weird.
48:44>> This was actually a combo.
48:46>> Stop.
48:50>> Oh, she put you on a close friend.
48:51That's sweet. [laughter]
48:53That's D.
48:54>> Is that crazy?
48:55>> No, that's crazy.
48:56>> This was yesterday. How about that?
48:57>> Wow. So, you're maybe it's time to maybe
49:00you're
49:00>> stick to the 10. I know.
49:02>> Well, yeah. Maybe just reel it back in.
49:04I mean, come on.
49:05>> How about that?
49:06>> You should have just enjoyed a solo
49:07dinner.
49:08>> Yeah.
49:08>> Yeah, right.
49:09>> Like, [clears throat] take it out.
49:10>> Magazine, huh?
49:11>> TAKE [laughter] IT OUT.
49:13>> HEY, mysterious lady in here. She's
49:15back.
49:16>> She's back. All right. Well, hey,
49:18[clears throat] great episode. Anything
49:19you guys want to share before we close
49:20it off? because we went we went over our
49:22time.
49:23>> Oh, Aaron did ask that I share a barista
49:25story with you.
49:27>> I would love to know more about the
49:28barista stuff.
49:28>> Shout out Aaron. [laughter]
49:30>> So, there was a regular for years. He
49:33was already just very odd. One of my
49:36girls warned me that he had asked her to
49:38see what she tasted like. So, he gave
49:41her this little vial and $100 and she's
49:44like, I just had my boyfriend jizz in
49:46it. And I gave it to him.
49:48>> Oh my god.
49:48>> So, I had heard this. So he came to me
49:50asking for the same thing. So I did the
49:52same thing. So this man has now bought
49:55>> two vials of sperm. [laughter]
49:57>> Sperm knows what he's doing to it. So it
50:01was like a little inside joke. We
50:02started calling him coffee creamer cuz
50:03like what if he just uses it as like
50:05creamer in his like
50:06>> he definitely does. Yeah, he definitely
50:07[laughter] does.
50:08>> Yeah, that's a good one. I love that.
50:11>> Yeah. Tea.
50:13>> Great episode. Did you have fun?
50:14>> I had the best time. I had the best
50:16time.
50:17>> I did. I did. That was a fun episode.
50:19>> Super fun.
50:19>> Love that. [laughter] Love that trick.
50:21By the way, Mike and I love you.
50:22>> Love you.
50:23>> Great show. Love you.
50:24>> Thank you guys.

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