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1. 0:27[Music]
2. 0:27Come on. Come on.
3. 0:35[Music] Can you please calm down?
4. 0:57Patty, oh, Jennifer. Hi. Oh, hi, Louis. I need  you to answer a question for a school news survey.
5. 1:05Okay. Uh, Patty, you ready? Louis, on a scale of  1 to 10, how would you rate this recent school
6. 1:12trip to Dragons Peak Mountain? Uh, have you seen  my shoe? It's yellow. I'm the journalist. I'll
7. 1:19ask the questions here, Louis. Hey Louise, this  yours? Give it back Marlin. Got it. Hey Marlin.
8. 1:32Hey guys.
9. 1:35There. Thanks. Now back to business.  Still waiting for your answer there,
10. 1:40champ. Um, I don't know. Five.  Jolly. Thanks. Get that Patty. Patty.
11. 1:49[Music]
12. 1:55[Music]
13. 2:02Woo! Honor! Children! Order  is everything. [Music] Marlin,
14. 2:11look at this state of you. What will people say?
15. 2:17Oh, mom.
16. 2:31Louisis, why are you still here? Did your  father forget to pick you up again? Uh,
17. 2:36no. He's just very busy trying to, you know, Well,
18. 2:39he's You'll never get home on that. Come  on, I'll give you a ride home. What? No,
19. 2:44that's not necessary. It's It's no problem.  Clearly. Watch where you're going. [Music] Huh?
20. 3:14[Music]
21. 3:18[Music]
22. 3:23Hey boy, that bike looks like it belongs  on a scrap heap. I'm getting a new one.
23. 3:28Tomorrow is my birthday. Oh, have an ice  birthday. Did you hear what I did there?
24. 3:34Because I'm an ice cream man, you  see. I'm selling ice cream. [Music]
25. 4:03Not to criticize, but that last snip  left much to be desired, darling.
26. 4:13Louise. Huh? What took you so long? Child,  look at the state of your house and lawn.
27. 4:20They're a disgrace. We're all sick of it.  Yes, Mr. Windsor. And tell your father the
28. 4:26Black Association is considering discussing  taking steps. Steps? Louise? Unacceptable?
29. 4:32There's no other word for it. It's  absolutely unacceptable. [Music] Huh?
30. 4:52[Music]
31. 5:05Who's there? It's only me, Louis. What?  Where? I'm back from the school trip.
32. 5:11Dragon's Peak. Remember, Louis, you're  so tall. How long were you gone? 4 days,
33. 5:19Dad. Ah, 4 days. No wonder I'm  so hungry. Wh What time is it?
34. 5:24Huh? Just after 6. Almost dark. Time  to get up and get to work. [Music]
35. 6:00Huh? Yeah.
36. 6:06[Music] Yeah. [Music]
37. 6:20Here's your breakfast. 36° north. And I have  a cake baking in the oven. A birthday cake
38. 6:28for tomorrow. Good. Good. And ovens are good.  a raisin cake like mom used to make. And dad,
39. 6:39I found another bunch of bills in the trash.  If we don't start paying them soon, they they
40. 6:45say they're going to turn off the electricity.  Very interest. But Dad, Louis, please. I have
41. 6:51to concentrate. There is intelligent life out  there somewhere, and your father has to find it.
42. 7:00Come here, my boy. Let me tell you a story.  A long time ago, when I was just seven,
43. 7:05I encountered a real alien here on  Earth. It was monstrous, vile to behold,
44. 7:12truly frightening. He tried to abduct  me, but I escaped. Nobody believes me,
45. 7:18of course, but one day I Dad, you've told  me this 3,000 billion times. What's that?
46. 7:24It's the kitchen timer for my cake.  Ah. Uh, well then where was I? [Music]
47. 7:45Look at that. Oh my goodness. All  right, sweetheart. It's only a tiny
48. 7:51speck. Let's dial it back to Defcon  3, shall we? Now, it's a tiny speck,
49. 7:56but tomorrow it could be a smudge. The next  day, a glo. I really need your support here,
50. 8:02darling. Yes, dear. I am calm. Nothing  upsets me. I am totally relaxed. Sup,
51. 8:10dogs? Don't call us dogs, dear. And tuck your  shirt in. Whatever. And don't forget that Sarah's
52. 8:18school play is this afternoon. All right,  that's wacky. Oh, do I really got to go? Oh,
53. 8:23you'll be there. I'm taking time off work to  see our snookham's stunning performance. I'm a
54. 8:30princess. You're a royal pain with a booger brain.  Marlin, be nice to your sister. No. Well, I try.
55. 8:41I am a butterfly in the eye of a hurricane.  I am fragile and beautiful, but safe.
56. 8:56Good morning, son. Today is a very special  day. Close your eyes, Louis. I have a big
57. 9:03surprise for you. And open. There were petting  irregularities in the ambient noise last night,
58. 9:11and your father recorded them successfully. Look,  for so long I've been sending signals into space,
59. 9:18and now I finally picked up something  like this. You know what that means?
60. 9:22There are unidentified flying objects in  our solar system. Isn't that exciting?
61. 9:27There's a chance that they could land here  on Earth, and this time I won't be ready.
62. 9:39What's the matter? Aren't you happy  for me? Yes, I am. But you know,
63. 9:44you could be a bit more enthusiastic.  Your father is the leading mind in his
64. 9:48field. You can ask me anything. Um, well,  come on. Um, why can't you just have a
65. 9:55normal job like everyone else's dad? Oh  my gosh. Huh? Don't move. They're here.
66. 10:06Happy birthday to me. He's coming out of here.
67. 10:24[Music]
68. 10:25Got him. Huh? [Music]
69. 10:42Citizens, aliens have landed on Earth. Oh,  please, not again. The moment of my vindication
70. 10:49has arrived. Hide your houses and lock your  children. Hide your children and lock your
71. 10:54houses. Will you stop shouting, you loony bin, and  you'll give my wife a migraine. And believe me,
72. 11:00that never ends well. But this time, it's for  real. I saw them right in my own yard. [Music] You
73. 11:08see? Ha! Who's the looney bin now? Lucky for you  all, I have long prepared for this day. What do
74. 11:13you think you're doing? Here are your aliens.  Oh, Yuki are double decker ultra grounded. Oh,
75. 11:23it's the Henderson kids again. [Music]  It's okay. You'll be good as new.
76. 11:34And a nut buck like that is raising a kid by  himself. Poor boy. A dead mother and a crackpot
77. 11:38for a father. I'm calling child services. That's  ridiculous. That's an excellent first time either.
78. 11:58[Music]
79. 11:59We thank you all again for choosing cosmic  caravan cruise lines. We hug the universe. On
80. 12:06the left side of the vessel, you can now see  planet PU1753 Python L known locally as ER,
81. 12:13one of the few inhabited planets in this backward  part of the galaxy. It is comprised of 1/3 land,
82. 12:201/3 water, and 1/3 high fructose corn syrup.  Ancient plague Yarblians used this planet as a
83. 12:28toxic waste stump from which primitive life forms  have evolved. Ooh, they look so bizarre. You're
84. 12:38so right, beautiful. They don't hold a candle  to you or each of your many sparkling eyes. So,
85. 12:43here you are. Oh. Uh, hey honey. Uh, uh,  it's not how it looks. She means nothing
86. 12:49to me. What? You little despicable [Music]  dinner. I could eat. Ah, in matter of fact,
87. 13:01it says all that word for word on my space  a profile. Oh, Wabo, why don't you give the
88. 13:06ladies a rest and focus on your gluttony? It's  by far your greatest vice. Wubble, check it out.
89. 13:12We could pick up television signals from this  planet. Oh, anything good on breaking you. Mog,
90. 13:20what are you doing? You're not supposed to  play around with the monitor. Yes. Give me
91. 13:24that. Give me. Stop it, you two. You're going to  break something. I'll do it. Baby, baby. Yummy.
92. 13:34This astonishing product. Oh, that's cool. A NW  is a high quality interactive massage mat, but
93. 13:42we'll work out any knots or kinks that you might  have. Oh, Bill, that sounds fabulous. Take a look,
94. 13:47dear viewers. Every one of these nubs is made of  a hyperflexible fiber reinforced polymer that will
95. 13:53really help you to get to those hardto-reach  spots and send you to cloud nine. Absolutely,
96. 13:59Bill. And even more, this product can give your  empty life the meaning you so desperately crave.
97. 14:08Turn it on, Jill. Sure, Bill. Wow, I feel so  alive. I love this loveby dubby. Ohhuh. I love
98. 14:21this nummy dubby. And you will too, girls. And  a special feature. You can adjust the intensity.
99. 14:28It goes all the way up to 11. Up to 11. Wow.  Friends, if you don't order this item today,
100. 14:39I'm 100% confident the rest of your life will be  consumed by pain and regret. Am I right, Bill? So,
101. 14:47don't hesitate to contact me. I am waiting for  you. For us? Did you hear that? She is waiting
102. 14:54for us. There are only 279 of these one-of-a-kind  items left. So, you can afford Only 279 left. Hey,
103. 15:04what are you guys doing? Wabo, wait. I'm not  going anywhere with you. Okay. Um, see you.
104. 15:19Hey, where where are we going? We're not supposed  to be in here. We're going down to that planet to
105. 15:25get some nummy dummy before they run out. What?  We don't know anything about the erl things. They
106. 15:32could be dangerous. Oh, come on. You heard  what Jill said. If we don't order this item,
107. 15:37I'm 100% sure that you will regret it. That's  what she said. But the captain has expressly
108. 15:42forbidden anybody to Don't be such a splurge.  We'll be back before they even know we're gone.
109. 15:48Now come on. We don't want to keep Jill  waiting. I will not come with you. No way.
110. 16:02[Music]
111. 16:03Hi, Jennifer. Would you like some cake? I made  it myself with extra raisins. Oh, we made a raft
112. 16:11as well. It was so much fun. Hey, Jenny, brought  you a slice of my cake. Don't mind if I do. Hey,
113. 16:21this is a legit cake. Yo, did you make this? I I  mean, gross weeb. Hey, give that back. And what
114. 16:29are you going to do about it, Louise? Sick your  looney all mad on me with his cray cray gun. Yo,
115. 16:39are you jerk? Hey, cool. You let go. Have an ice  cream. I'm selling ice cream. [Laughter] What
116. 16:53a loser. here. Latest webcast is up on the  school news site. Big whoop. Wow. Have you got
117. 17:02any stories in it? No. They ran a piece last  time after the credits, like bloopers. Well,
118. 17:09maybe you'll have a big story in the next one.  They only let me do those stupid surveys because
119. 17:14certain editors at the school news network  are incapable of recognizing an epic talent
120. 17:18when they see it. That's so unfair. Yeah.  Well, uh, Louis, do you need a hand? Huh? No,
121. 17:27no, I'm cool. Okay, come on, Patty. These  flyers aren't going to hand themselves out.
122. 17:38Smooth, Lewis. Real smooth. [Music]
123. 17:49This is Lewis. Oh, I feel I've come not a  moment too soon. What? Miss Deontager is
124. 17:56head mistress of the Sunny Days home for  neglected children. Worried about you,
125. 18:02young Mr. Sag. One of your neighbors has reported  the substandard conditions you're forced to
126. 18:06live in and the questionable fitness of your  guardian. Since the passing of your poor mother,
127. 18:11things seem to be unraveling fast. What? No. I My  dad Don't you think you'd be much better off at
128. 18:18sunny days? You'll have so much fun living with  all those other problem children. Wouldn't that
129. 18:23be nice? No, I don't want to go away. Dear  boy, it's not about what you want, but what
130. 18:30you need. Oh my. You're not going to cry, are  you, Louis? There. Now, let me dry those tears.
131. 18:44Well, well, well. These are definitely  the tears of a lonely boy. What? Ah,
132. 18:51you and your father will be in my office  this afternoon at 3 p.m. on the dot. Do
133. 18:55you understand? But please be punctual,  garbage free, and wearing both shoes.
134. 19:10Dad, please. Dad, I need my sleep. No, wait.  Dad, you've got to come to school with me. I
135. 19:18have a PhD, son. I went school. Dad, they  want to send me away to a home called
136. 19:25Sunnyside. We got to stop them. Dad, please. Not  Sunnyside, son. Over easy. You know that, Louis.
137. 19:57Huh?
138. 20:08[Music]
139. 20:09Huh?
140. 20:13What the Whoa. Are you sure  we're at the right place? Of
141. 20:19course. The autopilot just followed  the signal. What do you mean? Well,
142. 20:23this is exactly where the signal came from. It  must be Jill and Bill. They're expecting us.
143. 20:32You got it. Wabo. One doesn't scribble on  foreign planets. What's he writing? Mog is
144. 20:39a buttthead. What? I'll come here you. I'm  going to tear you away. I'm going to slare
145. 20:50you.
146. 21:07[Music]
147. 21:08A, you made us crash. No, you made us crash. And  look, the viewing screen is completely damaged.
148. 21:15Your face is damaged. Oh, you want a damaged  face? Hey, I'll show you a damaged face. Don't
149. 21:20bring it out there somewhere. Come on, let's  go. First, we have to test the atmosphere.
150. 21:25The pressure can make our eyes pop out or the  gases they can make our lungs explode. You never
151. 21:33smells nice. They They're real. Dad was right.  He's not nuts. My dad's not nuts. A blue sky. How
152. 21:44strange. What am I doing here? I'm hungry. Okay,  so all we got to do is find a viewing system.
153. 21:53Hands up your thing or we will uh obliterate you.  Please. What's obliterate? Make him explode. We
154. 22:03don't know how to do that. He doesn't know  that. Don't worry. We won't hurt you. We're
155. 22:08just looking for Jill. Do you know where she  is? Huh? Yeah. We're looking to get our hands
156. 22:13on one of her nummy dubbies. Her what? A noobby  massage mat. It's got thousands of polymer nubs
157. 22:19that could send us to cloud n. It goes all  the way up to 11. You're not how I imagined
158. 22:26aliens. Aliens? We're not aliens. You're the  aliens. Yeah, we're whoopies. We're the most
159. 22:34attractive people in the galaxy. Come on,  fellas. Our multi-nub destiny awaits. Wait,
160. 22:40you can't leave your spaceship here. He's  right. This space is clearly reserved for
161. 22:46creatures with large wheels for backsides.  Um, let's hide it in the barn over there.
162. 22:56Thanks, Earth Boy. We owe you one. It's actually  pronounced Earth. Rough. Earth. [Music] H,
163. 23:09forget it. So, you flew through the whole  universe in that? No, this is only a landm.
164. 23:15The cruise ship is much bigger, like a small  town. Cruise ship. Cosmic Caravan Cruises,
165. 23:21baby. Universe. Wow. And all of this is  happening on my birthday. Birthday? You
166. 23:27mean the anniversary of the beginning of your  existence? You heard that, guys? It's Earth
167. 23:32boys detachment day. Detachment day? Yeah. We  whoopies kind of grow on our moms like a fungus,
168. 23:40pretty much. And when we're ready, the doctor  scrapes us off. Uh, and that's our detachment day.
169. 23:48A glorious detachment day to you. Hey, what's your  name again? Uh, Louis. Huh? Weird name. Anyway,
170. 23:57a glorious detachment day to you, Louis. May  all your happy DJs come true. Since they scraped
171. 24:04you from your mama, you've been bringing joy.  Wishing you the best in everything you do, Louis.
172. 24:15Oh, Louis. Thanks, guys. That was really  interesting. Let's go. We have a mission
173. 24:23to accomplish. All right, let's go.  Nowhere. Hey, where are you going?
174. 24:44[Music]
175. 24:45Okay, come snooks. Off to the school play.  It's getting late. Oh, those erlings are
176. 24:52leaving their nest. Looks like they'll be gone  for a while. Louis, does this nest have a signal
177. 25:00viewing apparatus? Uh, yeah. Every house has  one or 10. Perfect. Wait, no. What? [Music]
178. 25:18[Music]
179. 25:29Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Wake up. Wake up, Dad.
180. 25:41[Music]
181. 25:42What? What the? What would you do if aliens  really had landed? What? What are you talking
182. 25:49about? And what if they were friendly and didn't  want to hurt anybody? This is what you woke me up
183. 25:55for? Why? I'd shoot them with my shock Froster.  Of course. Why? They're really nice. I mean,
184. 26:02if they were real, I mean, they wouldn't.  Believe me, son. When aliens land here again,
185. 26:07they definitely won't be nice. They will  plunder our resources and and and enslave
186. 26:11us all. Something like that needs to be nipped  in the bud. Why are you asking me this? Um,
187. 26:18well, no reason. You know, you told me to be  more enthusiastic. Well, well, that's great,
188. 26:25but not in the middle of the day. You know, I need  my sleep so I can do my work at night. [Music]
189. 26:36Hey, such a strange boy. No idea where  he gets that from. [Music] Come on.
190. 26:51Okay.
191. 26:55[Music] Don't wake me again  under any circumstances. [Music]
192. 27:13Huh?
193. 27:16Hello. Hello, Mr. Santang. We had an appointment  for 3 p.m. Did Lewis not inform you? Uh um,
194. 27:24of course. Yeah, my son told me. But I I can  assure you that there is absolutely no need
195. 27:30to send Lewis away to that creepy lady's  school. Louis, is that you? Do you take
196. 27:35me for some kind of fool, boy? Very well.  Well, I'll just have to come and see for
197. 27:39myself. I'll be there in 20 minutes. When  I find even the smallest sign of neglect,
198. 27:44your father's custody of you will be removed on  the spot. You understand? No. No. No. No. Wait.
199. 28:00[Music]
200. 28:01Oh god. Hey, look at this. Huh? Huh?  Look at me. Look. Help me. Cut it out.
201. 28:13Wubble. I have to concentrate. Mickey.  Tomorrow's forecast to cloudy. Uh, no.
202. 28:29Weo, please.
203. 28:37Oh, what's that? This. Everybody knows  what this is. It's a one of those.
204. 28:46[Music] Hey, what did this button do? Oh.  Oh. Oh, I found it. This is your last chance.
205. 28:57Forever. Forever. Only 14. No. 13 Nydubbies  left. Operators are waiting for your call. 13
206. 29:06left. 12. 11 left. To get your NDubby, call the  number on your screen. Don't hesitate. Call now.
207. 29:20We need to use a number. He think of me. [Music]
208. 29:25Welcome to Teley Shopping Deluxe. We have  recognized your phone number in our system
209. 29:30and have your shipping address. What product  are you purchasing today? I did not understand
210. 29:37your response. I didn't get that. Please  enter the product code and quantity on
211. 29:42your touchpad. Congratulations, your order was  successful. Yahoo! Order 333 electric toilet
212. 29:52brushes. Huh? Hey guys. This is your Louiswis.  He can help. Louis, we have to get this nummy
213. 30:00dummy. Please. We are down to two. Oh no. Only  one Nydubby left. Only one left. Okay. Okay.
214. 30:10[Music] Your order was successful. One Nydubby  will be delivered today. Hey. All right. Nice
215. 30:18one. [Music] What's wrong, Earth boy? Have  we been found? Are we going to be probed?
216. 30:30Probed? No. A I'm having trouble with  my principal. Can I hide here with you
217. 30:36guys? Did you eat us lunch? Been there,  done that. No, even worse. A lot worse.
218. 30:45Don't worry, Earth Boy. We'll help you. You're  safe here. If this principal starts to make
219. 30:50trouble, we'll uh we'll uh obliterate him. Yeah.  You know, we still don't know how to do that.
220. 31:04Hi,
221. 31:10the What happened? Sicey Dicey. This
222. 31:14makes preparing food easy and  fun. Look at this mess meal.
223. 31:28Santos yellow.
224. 31:35[Music]
225. 31:40Who's there? I know you're here.  Do not mess with Valentina. Oh,
226. 31:47you better be as scared. Oh, okay.  Sh. We're toast. Oh, maybe not.
227. 31:59[Music] Mr. and Mrs. Winter, I thought  you were at your daughter's play.
228. 32:08Um, we were, but I had a sudden desire  to take a shower. Who showers in their
229. 32:15clothes? I don't know. We give up. Who  showers in their clothes? Is somebody
230. 32:22in there? Yes. No. Um, just me visiting.  Hi. I I'd better get back to work. [Music]
231. 32:40[Music]
232. 32:47Oh, it's you, Alro. I didn't  see you there. Who's a good
233. 32:57You like that, don't you? Oh, yeah. Sure.  That's good. Lauren to the left, please.
234. 33:03What is going on here? Well, it looks like  someone has a crush on you. A Come on, chill,
235. 33:08babe. Give me some more of that sweet loving  hand. Don't play hard to get. Not one step more.
236. 33:20Was that something I said? You think I  could get her number when she wakes up?
237. 33:24You always have to cause trouble, don't you?  Hey, is it my fault that the ladies love me?
238. 33:34[Music] Hey dude, the rents are gone. Told  them I was secure and I couldn't go to my
239. 33:39dumb sister's dumb school play. Get over here.  Time to party. Yeah, we can cruise with my old
240. 33:46lady's car again. She'll never know. Whoa. Time  out, dude. The cleaning lady's dead or something.
241. 33:57Valentina,
242. 34:02huh? Uh, call you back.
243. 34:09Hey, what are you doing in my house, nerd boy?  Huh? Um, I uh Come on, talk. I can explain
244. 34:17everything. Well, almost everything. Okay,  to be honest, I can't explain a whole lot.
245. 34:23Start with what you did to Valentina. Who?  Huh? Oh. Uh, mom. Dad, why are you back so
246. 34:34early? Never mind that. What's this about time  to partake? And you drive your old lady's car.
247. 34:40And who is this old lady? I think he means you.  Me old? I'm not a day over 124. 125? Don't make
248. 34:48yourself younger than you are. What is going  on? You are a rude boy. That's what's going on.
249. 34:57Whoa. She She's drunk. Yo, never mind her.  Your mother and I are very disappointed in
250. 35:03you. You're his mother. Oh, right. Yes. Yeah, I'm  your mother. I'm very disappointed in you. Whoa,
251. 35:10dude. Something very, very  wrong here. Go to your room,
252. 35:14wherever that is. Cool. I've always  wanted to see that look on his face.
253. 35:21That was fun. What do we do now? Nothing.  As soon as our nubby is delivered,
254. 35:28we go back to the ship. Okay. But until  then, I want to play more human games.
255. 35:32Yeah. Go to the room. He totally bought it.  He really thought I was his father. Yeah,
256. 35:40he did. Oh no, it's almost 3:30. I have an  idea. Wait here. I'll be right back. [Music]
257. 35:59What are you doing? What did I just  say? Is this where you live? Shh.
258. 36:07Who's this? That's my dad. Oh, he's a male.  Yes. Yes. I'm getting good at this. Tickle,
259. 36:17tickle, tickle. Stop. If he wakes up, he's  going to zap you with that. With this?
260. 36:29Oops. Stop it. We have to leave. The  principal could arrive any second.
261. 36:34What? Here? Yes. And when he sees this  mess, he's going to take me away. But I'm
262. 36:39not going. No way. Good grief. There must  be a way to stop him. There is. [Music]
263. 36:57[Music]
264. 37:09Come on. Come on. [Music]
265. 37:23Hey, what are you doing? I'm the cleaning lady.  No, I'm the cleaning lady. No, I'm the cleaning
266. 37:29lady. No, I am. No, I am the cleaning lady. You're  both the cleaning lady. Yay. Woohoo. Uh, Louis,
267. 37:39is that your principal? Oh no, he brought that  creepy lady. Looks like the show's about to begin.
268. 37:53Oh, hello, Mr. Principal. What an honor. I'm  Armen Santag. Do please come in. How nice
269. 38:02of you to come by. And who is this impressive  specimen of humanness you have with you? Well,
270. 38:08this is Mr. I am here to assess  your capabilities as a guardian
271. 38:12for Louiswis and to see if he has an  acceptable living environment. Uh yes,
272. 38:17Lewis living environment is more than acceptable.  It's downright passable. Don't you agree?
273. 38:27Louis, where are your manners? Come here and say  hi to our guests. Oh. Uh uh. Good afternoon. And
274. 38:35good afternoon to you, too. Is it? We'll see.  Mr. Sag, we've had reports that you spend all
275. 38:44day asleep on the sofa. Ah, yes. Well, not  anymore. My dad is like a completely different
276. 38:50person. [Music] Well, the house certainly is  clean. Oh, yes. Thanks to my fabulous staff.
277. 39:01Twins hatched 3 minutes apart. Strange. Your  neighbor called and said this place was a pigsty.
278. 39:07Really? Well, I'm not one to say anything  bad about my neighbor's house, but g I mean,
279. 39:13did you see their house? My quite the dump.  [Music] Isn't it true that you spend all night
280. 39:23looking through your telescope searching  for aliens? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
281. 39:29no. I'm no longer interested in aliens.  Crazy beings who rest all over the solar
282. 39:33system babbling nonsense and making. That's  if they existed at all. Of course. Of course.
283. 39:46Hey, beautiful.
284. 39:50[Music] How dare you? Stop that at once.
285. 40:02Oh, does someone else live here? Oh, no.  That's my uh alarm clock at 3:30 in the
286. 40:09afternoon. Just a reminder to help Louise  do his thing. Homework. It's so important
287. 40:14these days. Valentina, would you please be a  deer and turn that off? Certainly. Certainly,
288. 40:18Mr. Zag. Hey, my name is Valentina. No, my  name's We both can't be called Valentina.
289. 40:26I'm a gangster. I'm a  gangster in the ghetto, baby.
290. 40:35Make a sound and I'll ring you like a nuclear mop.
291. 40:48No. No. The aliens got to get to get away.
292. 40:59[Music]
293. 41:04[Music]
294. 41:09Mom, Dad, I saw an alien over there. Look.
295. 41:31[Music]
296. 41:32What the back? Well, then the next thing  we need to see is Louiswis's room. Come on,
297. 41:41Louis. Uh, right. Uh, my bedroom. I'd  be happy to show you my bedroom. Um, Dr.
298. 41:55Uh, well, this is the bathroom, of  course. Just down here. Um, okay. Uh,
299. 42:02that's the closet. Um, your room, please.  Yes. Yes. Uh, my room. Uh, here it is.
300. 42:14Uh, um, and this is your room, Louis? Uh, my son  loves this room. He can't get enough of these cute
301. 42:23little frilly things. [Music] And who likes to  wear these? Young man, tell me right now what
302. 42:35is going on. I uh I Okay, this isn't my room. Aha.  And that's not my father. Aha. What I mean is he's
303. 42:48not just my father. He's also my best friend. He's  building a brand new room for me in the attic. An
304. 42:54amazing room, just the way I want. Until it's  done, I live here with my little sister. My dad
305. 43:00may be unusual, but he's always there for me.  On the weekends, we have loads of really cool
306. 43:05adventures together. And if I ever feel sad, he  whips up my favorite dinner, spaghetti carbonara,
307. 43:12just like mom used to make. He's He's the best  dad in the whole world. It's true. I know. Well,
308. 43:23now it's obvious that Lewis is not neglected.  This case is closed. Come along, Miss Deaconda.
309. 43:32[Music] Mr. Santag, I've noticed that  you're a uh urologist. I'm having a
310. 43:41little trouble with my uh water works.  Drop by anytime. I'll be happy to check
311. 43:45you over thoroughly. And that goes for you, too.
312. 43:51I still say there's something fishy going  on here. Oh, nonsense. Everything was
313. 43:56above board. Huh? They're finally here.  Aliens have landed and they're here. Oh,
314. 44:01God. In this neighborhood. Are  you listening? Oh, no. Huh?
315. 44:11We've been busted. Quick, let's get out of here.  What about the dummy dummy? Forget about it.
316. 44:22[Music] Come on.
317. 44:28I don't know. Louis, what's your take  on the shocking news that Instant Hot
318. 44:34chocolate packs have received a 5  cent price bump? I don't know. Oh,
319. 44:38Louis, stop saying I don't know. How am  I supposed to do a story with no answers?
320. 44:43Oh no. This way. He's going to never  come to this planet. What's going on?
321. 44:56[Music]
322. 45:02In here.
323. 45:07Oh no, it's locked.
324. 45:12Hey, what about me? Okay,
325. 45:19[Music]
326. 45:23Louis, you're not going to get away with this.
327. 45:36[Music]
328. 45:42[Music]
329. 45:48[Music]
330. 45:54Ah, greetings boy. Would you or your  friends like an ice cream treat from me,
331. 45:58the ice cream man? Not today. Because I am an ice  cream man, you see, and I am selling ice cream.
332. 46:19[Music]
333. 46:20Hey guys, I think we lost them. Cool. What do we  do now? I'll tell you what we do. We get off this
334. 46:29crazy rock and go home where it's safe. Can um  can I come with you? What? Are you serious? Do you
335. 46:38really want to leave your home? Why not? I've got  nothing here. And that creepy lady, she's going
336. 46:45to find me no matter what. Yeah, let's bring them  back with us. If we show up back at the ship with
337. 46:51an Arling, we'll be in big trouble. But if I stay,  they're just going to cart me off and throw me in
338. 46:57some home for weird kids. Come on, Nag. Let's give  the kid a chance. And how are we gonna explain it?
339. 47:03You know what'll happen when the captain finds  him? He won't hesitate to yell at us. Let's
340. 47:11just take him then. And don't say I didn't  warn you. Hey, this calls for a celebration.
341. 47:29[Music]
342. 47:34[Music]
343. 47:40But how do you know they're even in here? I  sense it. The smell of loneliness on that punk
344. 47:46kid is unmistakable. Why don't we call it a day?  Come back tomorrow refreshed and energized. You
345. 47:51can't be serious. No child has ever dared to  undermine me in such a way. This is personal.
346. 48:06Oh, my poor sweet thing. Come  here. Let me dry your tears.
347. 48:17H
348. 48:24quickly this way. Hey, provisions for the journey.
349. 48:33Give me.
350. 48:38What are you guys doing?
351. 48:58Louis Dantag, what's going on here? Why  is the principal chasing you? And who are
352. 49:03those weird looking people with you?  Uh, I don't know what you're talking
353. 49:07about. You're going nowhere until you tell  us exactly what's going on. Please, Jennifer,
354. 49:12I've got no time to explain. Let me through. No  answers now. [Music] Patty, you getting this?
355. 49:29[Music]
356. 49:33Over there. [Music]
357. 49:39Quick, guys, let's hide in  here. Yeah, right there.
358. 49:48Ah.
359. 49:57in there. [Music] Oh, welcome.  What can we do for you? [Music]
360. 50:18[Music]
361. 50:21[Music]
362. 50:25Goodness gracious. That looked terrible. Uh,
363. 50:33you're right. You're hideous. But don't  worry. We can fix you up in a jiffy.
364. 50:43[Music] Somebody is in desperate need  of a makeover. I have no intention of
365. 50:48letting somebody tra. [Music] What did  you do? Whoops. [Music] Break time.
366. 51:12The boy
367. 51:16[Music] got him. I want that same dude. [Music]
368. 51:38Careful. Don't break it. Ready to go home.
369. 51:51Get your butt out of my face.
370. 51:58No one.
371. 52:03M. You only had one job to do. It's not my fault.
372. 52:14It's got to be the gizmo that  connects to the dual hickey to
373. 52:16the hoodie. I can fix it. This won't take long.
374. 52:24Oh, wow. Real aliens. Patty, keep shooting.  This will be the biggest story ever. We're
375. 52:31going to win the bullet, sir. Wouldn't that  be awesome? Hey guys, I found the problem.
376. 52:38there. Good as new. Fantastic. Well, I hope  you know how to put it back together. Oh, well,
377. 52:47[Music] all the laser brain idiots in the galaxy.  I end up with you and me. Been stuck here forever
378. 52:57on a planet that smells like sewage and it's  all your fault. Hey, stop it right now. You
379. 53:03guys are friends, remember? Is Enough. I have  an idea. My dad's got all kinds of space gizmos
380. 53:11at home. Maybe there's one that could signal  your mother ship to come pick us up. Yeah,
381. 53:15great idea. Except for that frost shot gun and  your dad's itchy trigger finger. Don't worry.
382. 53:21I'll figure something out. Well, it's worth  a shot. Follow me. Oh, Patty, this footage
383. 53:29is dynamite. What'd you get so far? Oh, no.  You had it on selfie. Dad, you home? Come on.
384. 53:48What? I'm a nervous eater. It's  okay. Nobody reads them anyway.
385. 53:58Okay. Oh, come on. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. Oh,  I could do something with this. Yeah. Just
386. 54:05put this over here. Okay. All right. Uh,  there we go. As long as you don't take it
387. 54:11apart. Have I ever let you down? Yes. Yeah.  About 5 minutes ago. Just focus. [Music] Oh,
388. 54:22what is that? Uh, it's an old drawing my dad  did when he was a kid. Looks like a tonian.
389. 54:32Hello. Can Can anybody hear me? Uh,  yeah. Uh, funny story. We We kind of
390. 54:39got stranded on the planet Ears and we uh  need your help. Okay, I'll wait. What are
391. 54:46they saying? They're trying to locate us. It  might take a little while. I'll be right back.
392. 55:00Dear Dad, looks like you were  right. Aliens do exist after all,
393. 55:05and they're really cool. I'm going to have  to leave with them. Maybe you'll be able to
394. 55:11spot me in space with your telescope. I will  remember you always. You're Lewis. [Music]
395. 55:39Huh? Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Gotcha. Okay.  What are they saying? Louis, is there an isolated
396. 55:47place where they can come pick us up? Um, well, we  just had our class trip to Dragon's Peak. There's
397. 55:53never anyone up there. You get that? Uh-huh.  Mhm. Okay. Thanks. Right. We have to be at top of
398. 55:59Dragon's Peak in 45 Earth minutes. They'll shine a  beam that'll pick us up. Huh? [Music] Freeze. Huh?
399. 56:18[Music]
400. 56:24Who's there?
401. 56:37[Music]
402. 56:38Huh? Oh, what now? [Music]
403. 56:48Oh, Mr. Sondag. It's Mr. and Mrs. Winter. They  they they what? They tied me up. Listen, uh,
404. 56:56Valentina, I try not to get involved in  people's personal lives. No, no, listen.
405. 57:01They are not human. Come again? Their bodies  are all wibbly wobbly, and they can transform
406. 57:07to look like anyone. And and if you punch them  in the stomach, they turn into into Elmonstr.
407. 57:22Why didn't I see it before? Come in,  my dear woman. Tell me all about it.
408. 57:29Can you pilot this thing? This  piece of primitive tech, please.
409. 57:46[Music]
410. 57:47Oh, all under the control.
411. 57:57I meant to do that. [Music]
412. 58:04Good news, son. You're not  grounded anymore. How about a
413. 58:08family road trip? Doesn't that sound lovely? What?
414. 58:18Climb in, son. Uh, that's the driver's seat.  Exactly, young man. It's time to grow up by
415. 58:25operating a motor vehicle run on fossil fuels.  Awesome. Yo. Hi. What's he doing here? Who?
416. 58:33Lewis. He's our friend. We should include him in  more things, don't you think? I guess. Where are
417. 58:40we going? Well, we're taking a nice little  drive to Dragon's Peak. Aw, that's boring.
418. 58:46There's nothing to do there, dog. That sounds  perfect. Come on, put the pedal to the metal. Huh?
419. 59:09[Music]
420. 59:17[Music]
421. 59:25Merlin, get down here immediately. You've got  some explaining to do. We can't leave that boy
422. 59:33alone for even a few hours. Oh, my therapist  is going to hear about this. Huh? Santag,
423. 59:42what on earth are you? Get out of here creature.  This, ladies and gentlemen, is a historic moment.
424. 59:48After years of futile attempts, I Armen Santag can  finally prove the existence of extraterrestrials
425. 59:55beyond any doubt. What are you going on about?  This man is crazy. Hey, what's going on? Who would
426. 1:00:02have suspected that my lovely neighbors actually  are in reality alien invaders? Observe. They're
427. 1:00:10flexible bodies as soft and wobbly as jello. And  if you punch them in the stomach, they revert to
428. 1:00:16our alien form. That's it, Santag. I'm having  you arrested. Maybe a little harder. [Music]
429. 1:00:28Go away, you dreadful alien spawn. I'm  a princess. Let's see what you refer to.
430. 1:00:35We've seen enough. Yeah, not a false alarm.  Crackpack. If we hurry, maybe we can get
431. 1:00:40that Bigfoot story. And apparently, it's just a  simple case of a neighborhood quarrel. Mr. Sag,
432. 1:00:46have you seen your son? Louis? What about  Louis? I saw him. He was with the Winters.
433. 1:00:52They drove away a few minutes ago. That's  impossible. In your new SUV. And Marlin
434. 1:00:59was driving. What? That's them. The real  aliens. And they have my son. And our son?
435. 1:01:06Any idea where they were going? I heard them  mention Dragon's Peak. Let's go. Oh, darn it.
436. 1:01:15A delivery for Mr. and Mrs. Winter. Hey, uh,  Nbby Dubby. How fast can this thing go? [Music]
437. 1:01:32[Music]
438. 1:01:36Hurry, they're getting away.  Look, uh, I appreciate the bribe,
439. 1:01:40but there's a speed limit, you know.  Oh, for the love of Get out of my way.
440. 1:01:52[Music] I am a leaf. I am soaring through  the sky on a gentle breeze. That's good,
441. 1:02:04dear. Stay in your safe zone. Remain calm.  Oh, shush, Gary. How can I be calm? What
442. 1:02:09if our son has really been abducted  abducted by aliens? Don't be silly,
443. 1:02:14darling. There must be a simple  explanation for this whole thing.
444. 1:02:44Watch it, will you? This ain't no race car.
445. 1:02:52You drop something.
446. 1:02:56It's a note from Louiswis.
447. 1:03:00He's leaving with the aliens. [Music]  [Applause] There our SUV. Marlin.
448. 1:03:27[Music]
449. 1:03:32Hey guys, we're being followed  by a humanoid carrier vehicle.
450. 1:03:38And it's being driven by Deacon Decker.
451. 1:03:43Come on, Marlin. Engage. Warp speed.
452. 1:03:50You lost her mind. Holy  mama, what are you doing? No,
453. 1:03:54snotty nose. You're not going to make a fool  out of me. Why is a mail truck ramming us? Oh,
454. 1:04:01probably just jealous. We're  taking such a lovely family trip.
455. 1:04:11Think you can escape me? Thank you again.
456. 1:04:31Good driving, son. I'm proud of you, boy of mine.  Yo, is somebody going to finally tell me what the
457. 1:04:37heck is going on here? Why was that mail truck  chasing us? And what kind of family trip is this?
458. 1:04:44Well, at least he didn't crash. We have to give  him that. Okay, Marlin, your parents, they well,
459. 1:04:51they're not exactly your parents. They're aliens.  They must be if they want to hang out with a freak
460. 1:04:56like you. Louis isn't a freak. Jennifer, you  just don't get it, Marlin. Isn't that right,
461. 1:05:03Patty? Mhm. Why? Don't you understand? Lewis is  the first person on Earth to be in contact with
462. 1:05:09extraterrestrials. He's a trailblazer. Wait,  you know? Of course I know. I'm a journalist.
463. 1:05:19Okay, fine. My parents are weirdos for sure, but  there's no such thing as aliens. Show them, guys.
464. 1:05:34It won't hurt you. Patty, you getting this?
465. 1:05:56Come on, Louis. We have to get to the  highest point of the mountain so they
466. 1:05:59can beat us up. You want to go with the  aliens? I have to. Why? I I just have to.
467. 1:06:12They're coming. [Music]
468. 1:06:21[Music] Where did you learn to  drive, lady? [Music] There. Look.
469. 1:06:39[Music]
470. 1:06:40Louis, don't do it.
471. 1:06:45Dude, we have to go. Come  on, guys. Come on, Patty.
472. 1:06:53If they want to escape, they'll  have to position themselves under
473. 1:06:56that ship. What are we waiting for? Let's go.
474. 1:07:01Finally. At last.
475. 1:07:12[Music]
476. 1:07:13Louis. Louis, stop. Back away from the  aliens. No, Dad. You can't. They're my
477. 1:07:18friends. But you can't leave with them,  Louis. Are you crazy? Why? What do you
478. 1:07:23even care? What? What do you mean? Why would  you say something like that? You never pay any
479. 1:07:29attention to me. You don't even know what  day it is today. It's my birthday, Dad.
480. 1:07:35Louis, I and I bet you don't even know what  color my eyes are. All you care about is your
481. 1:07:42work. Nothing else. You don't have any time  for me. That's why they want to put me into
482. 1:07:47that home with that creepy lady. Trust me, your  boy will be in good hands with me. What? What are
483. 1:07:55you talking about? No. No, Louis. They can't take  you away from me. I love you. You You never say
484. 1:08:04that. You're all I have. You're my everything,  Louis. Give me a chance to be a better father,
485. 1:08:11please. And they're blue. Your eyes, they're  turquoise blue, just like your mother's. [Music]
486. 1:08:28Enough of this miserable farce. Have you lost  your mind? Oh, what are you doing? Louis,
487. 1:08:37come here immediately. No, don't. I'll count to  three. One, two, three. The gun. Game over. Miss
488. 1:08:50Deacond Decka, or should I say Miss Kaon 3x7?  [Music] What's going on? This fine lady works
489. 1:09:02for a crime lord from the planet Kton. She sells  human children's tears on her planet. Every single
490. 1:09:07tear is almost priceless. They cure baldness. H  baldness, eh? Is any of that true? Who you going
491. 1:09:16to believe? Me or some crazy ice cream man? That  was only my clever disguise. Now, what I'm going
492. 1:09:24to show you may come as a surprise. In fact, I  am Agent Stew. of the Intergalactic Hero Squad.
493. 1:09:35Oh. Oh, just a second. I've been following this  villainess through the galaxy for some time now,
494. 1:09:43keeping a close eye on her despicable  scheming. But finally, the time has
495. 1:09:47come to put an end to her dastardly plan and  bring her to justice. [Music] Everyone here.
496. 1:10:12[Music]
497. 1:10:12[Music] Oh no, it's a Tonian. What? The worst  criminals in the whole galaxy. [Music] Wait,
498. 1:10:20let's get out of here while  it's distracted. [Music] Lewis,
499. 1:10:30[Music]
500. 1:10:35you you're the
501. 1:10:44[Music] Mr. Sag. Mr. Sundag,  get away from there. Oh no.
502. 1:11:03[Music] Louis, [Music] listen carefully. Lewis,
503. 1:11:11you must set the shock roster to full  power. Come on, my boy. You can do it.
504. 1:11:28[Music]
505. 1:11:29No, my son vision creatures. [Music]
506. 1:11:41On behalf of the Intergalactic  Confederation, you are under arrest.
507. 1:12:10[Music]
508. 1:12:11Don't you
509. 1:12:16[Music]
510. 1:12:29[Music]
511. 1:12:41Heat. Heat.
512. 1:13:14[Music]
513. 1:13:15Sorry, wrong Louis. Yoohoo. I'm Louis. Oh boy.
514. 1:13:25No, I am [Music] here. Hey, you.
515. 1:13:35I'm Louis. [Music]
516. 1:13:56Oh, son. Dad, can you ever forgive me?  [Music] Let me through. I'm from the press.
517. 1:14:09[Music] Sorry, Mom. Who cares? I'm  a princess. Oh, yes you are, honey.
518. 1:14:24Hey, look. She moved. Her eyes moved. Don't  worry. She can't hurt anybody anymore.
519. 1:14:31What will you do with it? She will be brought  before an intergalactic court. And until then,
520. 1:14:35I'll store her in my cooling house next to the  ice cream because I have an ice cream truck,
521. 1:14:40you know, because I was pretending to be an  ice cream man. Yes, you know. Yeah. Okay,
522. 1:14:43we get it. But uh why was she I mean it after  Louis. Oh, well, you see, on planet Tonton,
523. 1:14:51there is no substance more precious than  a lonely human child's tears. You know,
524. 1:14:56tears from the eyes of a child who is alone.  You are a lonely child, aren't you? Ah.
525. 1:15:02I guess I used to be. Will somebody please just  sign something for the darn nydubby? I'll take it.
526. 1:15:15The nby. All righty. Come on, Louis. Let's try  the Nydubby out. Um, there's something I got
527. 1:15:23to tell you guys. I'm not going with you. Huh?  Oh, no. Why not? Are you sure? We have so much
528. 1:15:31fun together. Yeah, but my home's here on Earth  with my dad and with your little girlfriend. Eh,
529. 1:15:38I see the way she looks at you. [Music] I  really wish you guys could stay. [Music] Yeah,
530. 1:15:49let's get going before we all  start to cry. All right. Bye,
531. 1:15:56Yarth Boy. I'll never be back. Bye, guys.  Give my love to Valentina. Up we go.
532. 1:16:13[Music] I'm really going to  miss them. I'm glad we were
533. 1:16:27here. Even if we didn't get any good shots. Huh?
534. 1:16:35Oh, Patty, you're beautiful. Come on, start  rolling. Sorry if I was a bad neighbor. Over here,
535. 1:16:43Mr. Sag. I'm here for an exclusive interview  with the renowned euphologist Armen Sag,
536. 1:16:49who has finally been able to prove  the existence of aliens. Mr. Sag,
537. 1:16:54what are your plans? Will you extend your  research or will you travel the world
538. 1:16:58giving lectures? For heaven's sakes,  no. I have far better things to do.
539. 1:17:15[Music]
540. 1:17:16Baby,
541. 1:17:21[Music]
542. 1:17:27make your heart a landing place for a  friend from outer space. Put a smile
543. 1:17:35onto your face and just say, "Hey,  hey." Make the best out of your days
544. 1:17:44with a friend from outer space. Put a smile  onto your face and just say, "Hey." [Music]
545. 1:18:00This is a message from the future just from me.  However, you better find a pel that suits you
546. 1:18:11and have some fun together. If you feel  like everything in life is going wrong,
547. 1:18:17take a long hike, figure out who you could  build upon till you finally feel yourself.