LosPollosTV, Jynxzi And Stable Ronaldo At 1AM Is Pure Comedy! — Transcript

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1. 0:00So, where are you going to sleep? You'll
2. 0:02be right here. Ron, can you like coach
3. 0:03him? Bro, I'm not laying in a bed with
4. 0:05you, bro. Bro, this is just awkward.
5. 0:08Los, bro. You want to be cuddled?
6. 0:10>> GO IN THE TOP BUNK LIKE YOU WERE GOING
7. 0:11TO GO.
8. 0:12>> I'LL GO LATER, BRO.
9. 0:14>> THEY CAN'T EVEN
10. 0:17We got to talk about this.
11. 0:19>> All right, I'll see you guys in like 20
12. 0:20minutes.
13. 0:21>> 20 minute shower.
14. 0:23>> Yeah? You take like 4 HOUR SHOWERS.
15. 0:26>> YO!
16. 0:30NUT!
17. 0:31>> YOU HIT HIS NUTS, DUDE.
18. 0:35>> WHAT THE [ __ ] you left in there?
19. 0:37>> [laughter]
20. 0:39>> MAKE ME [ __ ] SICK, LOS.
21. 0:43>> OH MY GOD.
22. 0:47>> BRO, THINKS HE'S A LITTLE KID.
23. 0:53>> OH!
24. 0:56>> [ __ ] DUDE.
25. 0:57>> Why are bunk BEDS ON FIRE?
26. 0:59>> WOW.
27. 1:01>> WHERE THE [snorts] [ __ ] did you go? Did
28. 1:02you just do cocaine?
29. 1:03>> No, I just brushed my teeth.
30. 1:06I got to go to bed.
31. 1:07>> So, Los, um
32. 1:09What's up?
33. 1:09>> You're not going in the bunk bed.
34. 1:11>> Los, did are you learning?
35. 1:15Dude.
36. 1:17Like, I know you want to like extend
37. 1:19this so you can, you know, get more subs
38. 1:21and [ __ ] on Twitch.
39. 1:22But, like
40. 1:23>> [laughter]
41. 1:24>> Dude. The
42. 1:26we could have won tonight.
43. 1:28>> So.
44. 1:29>> So, he told me
45. 1:29>> What side? Are you saying THAT?
46. 1:31>> HE TOLD ME TO DIE, BRO. HE'S LIKE, DON'T
47. 1:34HE'S LIKE, "FUCK AROUND ON DAY ONE."
48. 1:36>> All right. So, you
49. 1:38>> So, Los, you walking into a creeper is
50. 1:41my fault?
51. 1:42Or is it Hi Vis's fault? We said, "Have
52. 1:44fun day one." You ran at a creeper full
53. 1:47[ __ ] speed after 2 hours of getting
54. 1:49>> I know
55. 1:50>> No, we said, "Don't even hit a creeper.
56. 1:51Don't even go near a creeper."
57. 1:52>> Let's be clear here. We said
58. 1:55>> a thing where you like if you walk
59. 1:56towards it it'll like
60. 1:58>> yeah.
61. 1:59>> it'll start going and you just walk
62. 2:00away.
63. 2:00>> can endlessly No, no. Cuz once you're
64. 2:02out of That's a good question, actually.
65. 2:05Great question. Once you trigger it, it
66. 2:07doesn't automatically blow up, but if
67. 2:08you stay in the vicinity, it blows up.
68. 2:10But you can time it.
69. 2:11>> no, Tech. You guys are right. We're just
70. 2:13We're staying
71. 2:13>> No, I NEED TO KNOW
72. 2:14>> NO, NO, NO. WE'RE STAYING LIVE FOR
73. 2:16>> I NEED TO KNOW THIS.
74. 2:16>> NO, WE'RE STAYING WE'RE STAYING LIVE FOR
75. 2:18AD MONEY. We're staying live for subs.
76. 2:20You guys got to Yo, I'm going to [ __ ]
77. 2:22brush my teeth and I'm going to bed,
78. 2:23bro.
79. 2:24>> Why is he fake acting angry? He's like
80. 2:26>> Solos, YOU'RE A [ __ ] MONSTER.
81. 2:29WHAT THE [ __ ]
82. 2:31>> GO AHEAD, SOLOS.
83. 2:32>> DUDE, MY FACE IS GOING THERE.
84. 2:35MY FACE WAS GOING TO GO RIGHT HERE.
85. 2:41>> TURN IT OVER, YOU CRYBABY. NOW, SOLOS.
86. 2:46>> BRO, [ __ ] THIS PILLOW. [ __ ] THIS THING.
87. 2:48>> STOP, STOP.
88. 2:53>> YO, that [ __ ] stains on his underwear.
89. 2:55>> Solos.
90. 2:57The way a creeper works is pretend
91. 2:59you're a creep Okay, you're a creeper.
92. 3:02I'm you. This is what you did.
93. 3:05Okay.
94. 3:06Okay.
95. 3:06>> You Okay. You walk into it and then you
96. 3:10walk out and it goes "Boom." That's all
97. 3:12you do. Walk in
98. 3:15walk out.
99. 3:17You went
100. 3:20Like, YOU SEE THE PROBLEM?
101. 3:21No one's ever done what you just did.
102. 3:24Besides maybe a 97-year-old man who
103. 3:27played on his son's phone for fun on
104. 3:29Pocket Edition one time.
105. 3:31No one's ever approached a creeper like
106. 3:33that.
107. 3:33>> You know, man.
108. 3:34>> [laughter]
109. 3:35>> Bro, I don't think Like, Solos, you need
110. 3:38to retain this info, bro. This shit's
111. 3:40big.
112. 3:41>> You You uh
113. 3:43>> This game is not a joke, [laughter] like
114. 3:45>> I'm going to go make a Hot Pocket.
115. 3:48And I'm going to bed, bro.
116. 3:51>> You're going to make a hot pocket at
117. 3:53You're going to make a hot pocket at
118. 3:541:00 in the morning? That's disgusting.
119. 3:56>> my teeth, but
120. 3:57but for real though
121. 4:00>> [snorts]
122. 4:04>> Oh, I was worse than Loes.
123. 4:06>> Okay.
124. 4:07>> I had three deaths today.
125. 4:09One of them I was killed by him. So, I
126. 4:11had two deaths today.
127. 4:14>> I'm taking a [ __ ]
128. 4:19Who does it help that it hurt?
129. 4:22>> Yeah, he's a he's a big [ __ ]
130. 4:25Ron doesn't look big, but dude, he's
131. 4:26dense, chat.
132. 4:29>> Poles. [clears throat]
133. 4:30>> Ron's Wait, is
134. 4:31>> Poles, bro.
135. 4:32>> Is this your pillow?
136. 4:34Yo, I'm sleeping on this bed. I called
137. 4:37this.
138. 4:37>> No, I have to sleep here, bro. I What do
139. 4:40you mean? You're
140. 4:42>> You're going to sleep here so you can
141. 4:43sneak off again.
142. 4:44>> It's not about sneaking off. It's about
143. 4:46SAVING
144. 4:46>> TO SNEAK OFF. IT'S ABOUT SAVING THE
145. 4:48[ __ ] UNIVERSE.
146. 4:50You save the universe at 3:00 in the
147. 4:51morning.
148. 4:52>> If I have to.
149. 4:55If I [ __ ] have to.
150. 4:57>> You're not real, bro. Like I don't
151. 4:59You're like a Pokémon card.
152. 5:01>> Do we shut this light off?
153. 5:03>> Yeah, like shut them all off.
154. 5:04>> How do you shut them off?
155. 5:06Just
156. 5:08>> The back, the switch is on the cord.
157. 5:11>> Why the [ __ ] do you need eight lights?
158. 5:15Oh, that's great. Guys, Jinxie's already
159. 5:16at 10,000 subs today, bro.
160. 5:18>> So, is Ron supposed to be top bunk
161. 5:20because he weighs the least?
162. 5:22>> He is he's top bunk.
163. 5:24>> Bro, but I've had an irrational fear of
164. 5:25having a bunk bed collapse on me since I
165. 5:27was five.
166. 5:30>> [laughter]
167. 5:30>> It like Can I just sleep with you, Loes?
168. 5:33Bro.
169. 5:35>> You The bunk bed cannot collapse. It's
170. 5:38not that type of bunk bed. What do you
171. 5:40mean?
172. 5:41>> It Look at how solid it is.
173. 5:43>> That can't break.
174. 5:45The ones that can break are the ones
175. 5:47where the underneath part can collapse.
176. 5:50You're good.
177. 5:52>> Chad, what if the bunk bed collapses and
178. 5:54it snaps my head open?
179. 5:57Bro, bro, I've had that irrational fear
180. 5:58my whole life. I've never been on the
181. 6:00bottom bunk.
182. 6:01>> Dude, that's so irrational.
183. 6:04That's so irrational.
184. 6:05>> Oh, it is?
185. 6:06>> It's not real.
186. 6:08>> No, rational is good.
187. 6:10>> No, no, no, irrational means
188. 6:12>> chat's saying then it would be a W
189. 6:14stream if I perish.
190. 6:18>> Yo, it Dude, think about the clips if
191. 6:20the bunk bed collapses on
192. 6:22>> Oh, yeah, great clips while I'm dead.
193. 6:24It's like
194. 6:24>> going to die. If anything, you just It
195. 6:27would just like you get a splinter.
196. 6:30>> I would know. I WOULD [ __ ] DUDE, I WOULD
197. 6:32DIE from this.
198. 6:34>> YEAH, THAT'S NOT GOING TO FALL.
199. 6:36>> RIGHT ON MY HEAD, blunt force trauma.
200. 6:37>> The worst thing that can happen is the
201. 6:39mattress falls on you with Ron on him on
202. 6:42it.
203. 6:49>> Bro, can I just lay with you, bro?
204. 6:51>> Dude.
205. 6:52>> Bro, I'm scared of the bed collapsing.
206. 6:54Can I lay with you?
207. 6:58Bro, you want me to get the bottom bunk?
208. 7:00>> Yes.
209. 7:03I'll sleep here.
210. 7:07>> Oh my god, bro. How am I going to
211. 7:09[ __ ] leave?
212. 7:11>> Bro, don't leave, bro. You know when
213. 7:13called Did someone actually call you
214. 7:14last time?
215. 7:22>> All right, do me a favor. Just lay down
216. 7:24for a second. I just want to see
217. 7:25something.
218. 7:26>> You want to see like your escape angle?
219. 7:29>> No, I'm saying just lay down like you're
220. 7:30about to go to bed, okay? All right,
221. 7:32see? It's not so bad.
222. 7:35>> [ __ ]
223. 7:36>> See?
224. 7:36>> Bro, this is going to drop right on my
225. 7:38neck and it's going to cut my head open.
226. 7:40>> No, it can't. It's impossible.
227. 7:43Bro, have you seen that kid? Dude, it's
228. 7:46not that type of bunk bed, bro. It's
229. 7:48solid.
230. 7:51Check, will this fall will this collapse
231. 7:53on you?
232. 8:02Bro, do you know he's scared to land it
233. 8:04underneath you? Brother,
234. 8:07I'd be scared to if you were above us.
235. 8:13Yo, by the way, sorry if I smell those.
236. 8:14There's no toilet paper. So, I'm I just
237. 8:17didn't wipe. Yo, Ron, can we do rock,
238. 8:18paper, scissors for top bunk? I'm top
239. 8:21bunk, bro. Can we do rock, paper,
240. 8:22scissors? No, I'm the alpha of this
241. 8:23bunk. Wait a sec, you should rock,
242. 8:24paper, scissors for that. Bro, I'm going
243. 8:26to [ __ ] dolphin dive on you again.
244. 8:31Yo, can we do rock, paper, scissors for
245. 8:32the top bunk? You want top bunk? Yeah, I
246. 8:34don't want to die. You're not going to
247. 8:36die You know, JUST FOR THAT, [ __ ] YOU.
248. 8:38He's scared that you're that you're
249. 8:39going to collapse on him. Bro, I'm not
250. 8:41going to collapse. I'm not 700 lbs, bro.
251. 8:43Why did you look You're a sicko.
252. 8:46Why did you look at Los? I didn't even
253. 8:49look at Los. Well, that
254. 8:50makes no sense. Makes no [ __ ] sense,
255. 8:53bro.
256. 8:54Yo,
257. 8:55Los, what were you doing in the
258. 8:56bathroom? Were you jerking off like
259. 8:57those TikTok kids? I brushed MY TEETH,
260. 9:00DUDE.
261. 9:03WAIT, LOS.
262. 9:04LOS, so you jerk off at your setup?
263. 9:08That's like so devious. I don't jerk off
264. 9:10at my setup anymore. The clip Dude,
265. 9:12there is a clip of you literally doing
266. 9:14it at your setup.
267. 9:16It's like viral. Why is this on?
268. 9:19For ambience.
269. 9:21Los, why did you lie for like 4 years
270. 9:23and like or 6 years that you sniped
271. 9:25Bugha? You never sniped him. It's
272. 9:27literally There's a video. There's
273. 9:29clips. Nah, he he did. I actually
274. 9:31checked it. He did. It's [ __ ]
275. 9:33verified. Go on his video. Nah, bro.
276. 9:36Nah, you didn't No, I don't believe it,
277. 9:38bro.
278. 9:39>> [laughter]
279. 9:41>> Louis, when you play with David Goggins,
280. 9:42how was the
281. 9:43>> Cuz you won an FNCS and you didn't even
282. 9:45have to kill Booga.
283. 9:46>> Yes, I did.
284. 9:47>> You did not kill Booga.
285. 9:49>> Okay, Ron didn't kill anyone.
286. 9:50>> He didn't kill anybody.
287. 9:51>> Ron Ron had the least kills on his team.
288. 9:54Ron didn't kill anyone.
289. 9:55>> Louis is stomping [ __ ] carried over
290. 9:57here.
291. 9:57>> Yo, can I plug this [ __ ] into this?
292. 10:02Louis, watch out.
293. 10:03>> [laughter]
294. 10:03>> I'm sorry.
295. 10:04>> [snorts]
296. 10:05>> Can I Can I plug this into here?
297. 10:06>> Bro, if you touch me, I'm going to touch
298. 10:08Louis.
299. 10:09>> What?
300. 10:10>> That's the rule now.
301. 10:11>> Oh, that turns off the TV. Okay.
302. 10:12Yo, can they not see us at all?
303. 10:16>> No.
304. 10:17Uh yeah, they can.
305. 10:18>> They can? Is it like
306. 10:20>> Louis looks so
307. 10:22>> [laughter]
308. 10:22>> [ __ ] dumb.
309. 10:25The flash The flash on your phone makes
310. 10:28your face look so
311. 10:31>> Dude, Louis, pass that blanket over.
312. 10:35Pass the blanket over.
313. 10:36>> All right, bet. Hold on.
314. 10:37>> Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. Ron, GET
315. 10:38IN HERE.
316. 10:41>> LOUIS, COME HERE, BRO.
317. 10:42>> BRO.
318. 10:43>> [laughter]
319. 10:44>> LET ME
320. 10:44>> LOUIS, JUST DON'T RESIST.
321. 10:47>> LOUIS.
322. 10:49>> CHAD.
323. 10:50I tried.
324. 10:51>> No.
325. 10:52>> You can't leave. [laughter]
326. 10:54>> No. No, you can't leave.
327. 10:56>> Louis, come back.
328. 10:57>> ass leaving, Louis?
329. 10:58>> Jacy, go in your [ __ ] bed.
330. 11:01You [ __ ] little kid.
331. 11:03>> Fine.
332. 11:05>> All right, Louis.
333. 11:07>> All right, I think we're all
334. 11:08Everything's good.
335. 11:10>> Louis know that I have night terrors
336. 11:12sometimes.
337. 11:13>> What does that mean?
338. 11:14>> He gets random boners.
339. 11:16>> WHAT THE [ __ ] DOES THAT MEAN?
340. 11:18>> AND HE STARTS grabbing [ __ ]
341. 11:20>> Louis, if I have to come over there,
342. 11:22just don't freak out.
343. 11:24>> What?
344. 11:26Dude, why did you [ __ ] PUT YOUR ASS
345. 11:28ON THIS MATTRESS? didn't
346. 11:30>> my ass on the mattress, bro, I put my
347. 11:32taint ON THE MATTRESS.
348. 11:33>> WHAT?
349. 11:34>> YOU FREAK.
350. 11:35>> DUDE, DUDE, DUDE, DUDE, DUDE. HI-VIS.
351. 11:39Pizza bagels.
352. 11:40>> Yo, we need a midnight snack.
353. 11:43>> [laughter]
354. 11:44>> Yo, wait, wait.
355. 11:46Los, we need a midnight snack bro. Can
356. 11:48you go get us a snack?
357. 11:52Please.
358. 11:53Los.
359. 11:54>> Who was I talking to?
360. 11:56I was saying something.
361. 11:58Ron, no tick-tocks.
362. 12:00>> Bro, holy lanes.
363. 12:02>> Jail, no power tools.
364. 12:06No, no power tools.
365. 12:09Classic.
366. 12:10>> Los got scared while eating vegetables
367. 12:12and this happened.
368. 12:16>> [laughter]
369. 12:21>> What the [ __ ] ARE YOU GUYS PLAYING, BRO?
370. 12:27>> ALL RIGHT.
371. 12:29>> [snorts]
372. 12:44>> DUDE, [snorts]
373. 12:45there's a video of me getting struck by
374. 12:47lightning twice.
375. 12:55Dude.
376. 13:12Los, bro.
377. 13:17Dude, Los, come to the top bunk, bro.
378. 13:20>> Yo, can we
379. 13:21Can we see if Hi-Vis has those ice cream
380. 13:23sandwiches?
381. 13:24>> On god, that would
382. 13:25>> What ice cream sandwiches?
383. 13:27>> It's brown cookies and then the white in
384. 13:29the middle.
385. 13:29>> On god that would hit.
386. 13:31>> He doesn't have those.
387. 13:32>> You checked?
388. 13:33>> The freezer had nothing in it, bro,
389. 13:34except pizza bagels.
390. 13:36>> I see you wilding out.
391. 13:41>> Lo said isn't the nether in Baltimore?
392. 13:45>> [laughter]
393. 13:46>> We're never beating this [ __ ] bro.
394. 13:48>> Yo, why do I low-key feel like it's
395. 13:50going to be beat tomorrow, bro?
396. 13:51>> Bro, Lo, are you delusional?
397. 13:53>> We haven't made it to the nether.
398. 13:55>> It's not even
399. 13:57Bro, I I know the gist of the game now.
400. 13:59>> Bro, you're dumb.
401. 14:03>> Chat, who thinks we're going to beat it
402. 14:04tomorrow?
403. 14:08>> Dude, see if you want I'll get you a
404. 14:09McFlurry.
405. 14:11>> Bro, I just I'm right now?
406. 14:13>> Dude, you said you want ice cream. I'll
407. 14:15get you a McFlurry.
408. 14:18>> Bro, I'm not that much of a little kid.
409. 14:21A McFlurry at 1:00 in the morning, I'll
410. 14:22[ __ ] my brains out.
411. 14:24>> [laughter]
412. 14:25>> Why would you say that?
413. 14:28>> Dude, that's like pure sugar.
414. 14:29>> But you just said you were about to eat
415. 14:31an ice cream sandwich.
416. 14:33>> Yeah, but that's like solid. A
417. 14:34McFlurry's like liquidy and I and I
418. 14:36would just get I would get the bubble
419. 14:37shits.
420. 14:37>> Bro, bro, were you a Shamrock Shake type
421. 14:39of guy?
422. 14:39>> No, I don't like I don't [ __ ] with that.
423. 14:41>> I used to destroy those.
424. 14:43>> Wait, wait, wait. Is it like a McFlurry?
425. 14:46Or is it a milkshake?
426. 14:47>> milkshake.
427. 14:47>> Bro, the Shamrock Shake
428. 14:48>> No, I had the McFlurry version of it.
429. 14:50>> Oh, that shit's gas. That was the best
430. 14:52[ __ ] ever in my life.
431. 14:52>> It's like a mint or some [ __ ] right?
432. 14:55>> It's so good.
433. 14:56>> Somebody said you offering the McFlurry
434. 14:57was an easy way to or order nuggets.
435. 15:01>> Dude, I I I can't, man.
436. 15:04Oh wait, should we try text-to-speech
437. 15:06for a little bit?
438. 15:08>> If you want.
439. 15:09>> Let's call Hive Eyes.
440. 15:09>> Can we Can it be Is it going to play?
441. 15:11>> Yeah, I'm sure we can figure it out.
442. 15:14>> Cuz Chat, should we do like 10 minutes
443. 15:15of text-to-speech?
444. 15:18>> From when I let so much gas out of my
445. 15:20ass.
446. 15:21Bro, [snorts]
447. 15:22you might smell it in a second.
448. 15:29>> Yo.
449. 15:30>> Yo, hi Brian. What's up?
450. 15:32>> What's up, man?
451. 15:34>> [clears throat]
452. 15:34>> Yo, do we have like a text-to-speech way
453. 15:36like way to set that up or not?
454. 15:39>> Uh yeah, but
455. 15:41I don't know
456. 15:43we can probably figure something out. We
457. 15:45don't have a speaker though.
458. 15:46>> Jig.
459. 15:47>> Jig.
460. 15:47>> I knew it.
461. 15:49>> We can get one for tonight, too. Maybe
462. 15:50just for tomorrow have us.
463. 15:52>> Okay, sounds good.
464. 15:53>> All right, kid.
465. 15:54>> I advise YOU GOT TO THINK ABOUT THIS
466. 15:55[ __ ]
467. 15:57>> Who is talking?
468. 15:58>> The black one.
469. 16:00>> Dude, first of all, something smells
470. 16:01like [ __ ] ASS RIGHT NOW. SOMETHING
471. 16:04SMELLS LIKE [ __ ] FARTS AND [ __ ]
472. 16:07DUDE, DUDE, OH MY GOD. WHAT THE [ __ ]
473. 16:10BRO?
474. 16:11>> [laughter]
475. 16:15>> DUDE, THIS DUDE RONNIE IS [ __ ] HIS
476. 16:17PANTS. YO, BRO, BRO.
477. 16:19>> I DON'T
478. 16:20>> SMELL IT, LOUIS.
479. 16:21>> SO, you smell it and Jixy doesn't. You
480. 16:23[ __ ] ogre, go back to
481. 16:27Oh my god. Oh my god.
482. 16:30Jixy, let's switch beds.
483. 16:31>> What?
484. 16:33>> Dude, Louis, get in bed.
485. 16:34>> his [ __ ] ass.
486. 16:36>> LOUIS, YOU'RE MAKING ANY EXCUSE TO GO TO
487. 16:39THE kitchen right now and go get a pizza
488. 16:40roll.
489. 16:41>> going to
490. 16:42>> [laughter]
491. 16:45>> DUDE, WHAT DOES [ __ ] SMELL LIKE [ __ ]
492. 16:48>> NOTHING.
493. 16:49>> SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE POOP.
494. 16:51>> [laughter]
495. 16:52>> SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE [ __ ] LIKE
496. 16:54ACTUAL [ __ ]
497. 16:56>> I DON'T SMELL
498. 16:57>> LOUIS,
499. 16:59>> EITHER.
500. 17:01>> DUDE, I'm full of [ __ ]
501. 17:03OH MY [laughter]
502. 17:04OH MY GOD. OH MY [ __ ] OH MY GOD.
503. 17:08>> BRO, I DON'T SMELL IT.
504. 17:10>> SMELL NEAR HIM.
505. 17:12>> [laughter]
506. 17:12>> THERE'S NOTHING UP HERE. I don't smell
507. 17:14No, I I don't smell it, bro. I don't
508. 17:16smell it.
509. 17:17>> No, I feel like you're trolling, bro.
510. 17:18>> No, I would have like also react like if
511. 17:21>> I'm going to get a water. Do you guys
512. 17:22want a water?
513. 17:23>> Yes.
514. 17:24>> LUIS IS SUFFOCATING.
515. 17:28>> [laughter]
516. 17:29>> YO.
517. 17:29>> DUDE, WHAT DO YOU FIRST OF ALL, YOU
518. 17:31WALKED IN THE ROOM AND YOU SAID, "YEAH,
519. 17:32BRO, I THERE WAS NO TOILET PAPER. I
520. 17:34DIDN'T WIPE."
521. 17:35>> YES, IT'S TRUE.
522. 17:36>> YOU TOOK A [ __ ] AND DIDN'T WIPE?
523. 17:39>> I DIDN'T HAVE
524. 17:40>> [laughter]
525. 17:40>> WIPES.
526. 17:41>> ARE YOU BEING DEAD I NEED TO KNOW IF
527. 17:43YOU'RE BEING SERIOUS.
528. 17:44>> I'M SERIOUS.
529. 17:44>> GUYS, I'M IN A ROOM WITH A GUY WHO [ __ ]
530. 17:48AND DIDN'T WIPE.
531. 17:49>> [laughter]
532. 17:49>> I TOLD YOU I'M GOING TO SHOWER IN THE
533. 17:51MORNING.
534. 17:51>> SHOWER IN THE MORNING? DUDE, DUDE, I'LL
535. 17:54GIVE YOU TOILET PAPER. I HAVE WET WIPES.
536. 17:57GET THE [ __ ] OUT OF HERE.
537. 17:58>> ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GO I'M GOING TO
538. 18:00GO. I'm going to go.
539. 18:02>> No, no, no. No, no, no. What the [ __ ]
540. 18:04WHAT THE [ __ ]
541. 18:11NOW YOU'RE RUNNING THROUGH MY PILLOWS.
542. 18:13YO, GUYS.
543. 18:15GUYS.
544. 18:16>> This is it, Luis.
545. 18:18>> Guys, I can't Hi, Vic.
546. 18:21Hi, Vic.
547. 18:23>> Luis, why are you wearing a hoodie to
548. 18:24bed, bro?
549. 18:28Yo, it's Yo, where'd my friends go?
550. 18:33>> Buddy.
551. 18:35Yo, I'll be honest right now.
552. 18:36>> I don't smell anything.
553. 18:37>> YOU SMELL LIKE [ __ ]
554. 18:39>> I I didn't wipe.
555. 18:43>> Yo. Yo.
556. 18:45YO.
557. 18:47>> [laughter]
558. 18:56[sighs and gasps]
559. 18:57>> YO.
560. 19:00SHOULD I FART AGAIN?
561. 19:03>> DUDE, HE [ __ ] himself.
562. 19:05>> Dude, he didn't wipe. He has no toilet
563. 19:06paper, bro.
564. 19:07>> Yeah, bro, I just wiped out I showered
565. 19:08>> You didn't wipe your ass?
566. 19:10>> I'm going to [ __ ]
567. 19:11>> Wait, Jace, Like just showered, right?
568. 19:12>> Yeah.
569. 19:13>> He's like, oh yeah, no, I'll shower
570. 19:15tomorrow.
571. 19:15>> Yeah, I'm going to shower tomorrow.
572. 19:17>> SO, HE'S GOING TO LIKE LIKE I JUST
573. 19:19PICTURE THIS. HE'S GOING TO SLEEP, HE
574. 19:20[ __ ] HIMSELF,
575. 19:22AND [laughter] HE DIDN'T SHOWER.
576. 19:24>> And Ron, you're disgusting.
577. 19:26>> And we're like in Dude, dude.
578. 19:30>> Bro, it's fine, bro. Los, do you want to
579. 19:32wipe my ass?
580. 19:35>> How old are you?
581. 19:36>> 23.
582. 19:37>> You're 23 [ __ ] yourself.
583. 19:40>> [laughter]
584. 19:40>> Los, YOU BEAT YOUR DICK ON STREAM.
585. 19:42>> OKAY, he's he's right. You did
586. 19:44[laughter] it.
587. 19:45>> I did not beat MY THAT WAS A TROLL.
588. 19:46>> You jerked OFF ON STREAM.
589. 19:48>> NO, I DIDN'T. SHOW THE CLIP.
590. 19:49>> I SAW THE CLIP. YOU JERKED off on
591. 19:52stream.
592. 19:52>> then.
593. 19:53>> Chat, PULL IT UP.
594. 19:54>> WHY WOULD I JERK OFF ON STREAM? AND
595. 19:56ALSO, WHY WOULD IT HURT?
596. 19:57>> DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE LIVE. YOU DIDN'T
597. 19:58KNOW YOU WERE LIVE.
598. 19:59>> WHY WOULD IT HURT?
599. 20:01>> Cuz you might have an STD.
600. 20:03>> Los, why you were howling in your sleep,
601. 20:04bro?
602. 20:05>> [laughter]
603. 20:07>> I'm so [ __ ] disgusted.
604. 20:10>> Los, they're begging me to to to come
605. 20:13over and sleep with you.
606. 20:15>> I'm [ __ ] nauseated right now.
607. 20:20>> [gasps]
608. 20:23>> Oh.
609. 20:26Los, bro, can I fart one more time?
610. 20:30Los, can I let out gas one more time?
611. 20:32>> Somebody said, "Genuinely turn down your
612. 20:34phone brightness." Am I getting like
613. 20:36flashbacks?
614. 20:36>> Yes, bro.
615. 20:39>> [snorts]
616. 20:52[laughter]
617. 20:57>> Yo, I'm about to I'm going to piss
618. 20:58myself.
619. 20:59>> Los, bro, I think I got to [ __ ] again.
620. 21:02>> [laughter]
621. 21:02>> Dude, dude, dude, [ __ ]
622. 21:04So, Ron, you're the type
623. 21:05>> Ron, you're [ __ ] disgusting, bro.
624. 21:08>> No, but
625. 21:08>> Ron, you're the type of guy that doesn't
626. 21:10shower before you sleep. Do you do that
627. 21:12every night?
628. 21:13>> Bro, I if I don't leave the house, why
629. 21:15would I shower?
630. 21:16>> You're disgust Dude, you're [ __ ]
631. 21:18disgusting.
632. 21:18>> How? I shower in the morning.
633. 21:20>> Yo. Yo, man. This guy showers one time a
634. 21:23day.
635. 21:24>> You first of all Okay, Louis, did you
636. 21:25SHOWER TWICE TODAY?
637. 21:27>> YES.
638. 21:28>> SO, YOU SHOWERED THIS MORNING?
639. 21:29>> YES.
640. 21:31>> THAT'S CAP.
641. 21:31>> AND I SHOWERED WHEN I GOT HERE.
642. 21:33>> HOLY [ __ ] IT'S THE brightest Look at my
643. 21:35face. Look how bright this dick talk is
644. 21:37right here.
645. 21:39Bro, look at this [ __ ] Does that not
646. 21:40hurt your eyes?
647. 21:41>> Yeah, it does.
648. 21:42>> Jesus. Ow, dude.
649. 21:46Bro, Louis, if I have Okay, if I'm going
650. 21:47to shower, then you're going to come
651. 21:48with me.
652. 21:50Like dead ass.
653. 21:52I'm not [ __ ] showering alone right
654. 21:54now, bro. I'm scared. It's night time.
655. 21:56>> So, Ron, when's the last time you
656. 21:58showered before you went to bed?
657. 22:00>> Um
658. 22:03>> Yeah, now that I think about it, you
659. 22:04didn't do that at my house, either.
660. 22:06>> Why are we acting like one shower a day
661. 22:08isn't normal and like I'm like some
662. 22:10decent like
663. 22:11>> DUDE, DUDE, DUDE, DUDE, I'LL OKAY, YOU
664. 22:13COULD SHOWER ONCE A DAY. YOU COULD.
665. 22:15>> LIKE BUT IF YOU [ __ ] AND DON'T WIPE
666. 22:18>> I TOLD YOU I'M GOING TO
667. 22:18>> YOU NEED TO SHOWER.
668. 22:20>> I'M GOING TO I'M GOING TO SHOWER IN THE
669. 22:22MORNING.
670. 22:23BRO, Louis
671. 22:24>> Ron, that's disgusting.
672. 22:26>> changed my underwear since
673. 22:27>> He's letting it crust.
674. 22:29>> [laughter]
675. 22:30>> Bro, Louis, it's okay, bro.
676. 22:32>> I can smell it.
677. 22:34>> You want to smell my hand?
678. 22:36>> Yo, bro. Louis, dead ass you want to
679. 22:38smell
680. 22:41>> Oh my god, dude.
681. 22:44Bro, what do you want me to do, bro? Go
682. 22:46Can I get your baby wipes?
683. 22:49>> I'll give you a pack of baby I'll give
684. 22:50you a pack
685. 22:50>> But I'm Okay, I'll I'll wipe, but I'm
686. 22:52not changing my underwear.
687. 22:53>> I
688. 22:54>> Yo, bro, bro, bro. I'm dead ass I got to
689. 22:57fart again. Oh god, I don't.
690. 22:58>> Stop, bro.
691. 22:59>> Stop.
692. 23:00>> No, I I got to open Ron's shack. I got
693. 23:01to see this is real. Chat, is this Yo,
694. 23:04I'm in Ron's chat. Is this actually
695. 23:05real?
696. 23:06>> What?
697. 23:07>> Is he actually this disgusting?
698. 23:11>> Los, do you hear that?
699. 23:13>> GUYS, GUYS, CASEY, PLEASE LAY DOWN.
700. 23:15DUDE, DUDE, I'M GOING TO [ __ ] LOSE MY
701. 23:17MIND. I'M GOING TO LOSE MY [ __ ] MIND.
702. 23:19>> YOU'RE DISGUSTING. You're actually
703. 23:21>> YOU [ __ ] THE GUY IS IN A IN A ROOM
704. 23:23TOGETHER AND HE'S [ __ ]
705. 23:24>> [laughter]
706. 23:27>> CRACK OPEN A WINDOW.
707. 23:29>> [laughter]
708. 23:30>> THE GUY'S SHOOTING STINK BOMBS OUT OF
709. 23:33HIS
710. 23:33ASS.
711. 23:34>> [laughter]
712. 23:36>> THAT WAS THE LOUDEST FART EVER.
713. 23:39OH, TEARS, LOS.
714. 23:43>> DUDE, I'm going TO [ __ ] THROW UP.
715. 23:44DUDE, RON, I'M GOING TO THROW UP, BRO.
716. 23:45>> EVEN SMELL.
717. 23:47>> [laughter]
718. 23:48>> NO, I smelled that fart. That was gross.
719. 23:50>> Dude, dude, dude, dude. Oh my god, did
720. 23:52you eat any of food?
721. 23:54>> Yeah.
722. 23:54Yo, [laughter]
723. 23:55yeah.
724. 23:56>> Los, [ __ ] did you eat any of food?
725. 23:58>> No, I didn't.
726. 24:00No, Los, I ate steak.
727. 24:01>> WELL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW IT SMELLS
728. 24:02LIKE THAT THEN.
729. 24:05>> LOS, [snorts] BRO, come here and rub my
730. 24:07stomach.
731. 24:08That ass.
732. 24:10Come here.
733. 24:12Oh, I got to fart again.
734. 24:12>> Bro, Los, I don't even want to fall
735. 24:14asleep cuz I think you're just going to
736. 24:15sneak off.
737. 24:17Yo, bro, would you rather me sneak off
738. 24:18or Ron [ __ ] AND FART RIGHT ABOVE YOUR
739. 24:21MOUTH?
740. 24:22>> [laughter]
741. 24:29>> LOS, YOU MIGHT SMELL THIS ONE COMING IN.
742. 24:31It was a silent but deadly one.
743. 24:35>> Bro,
744. 24:36I'm not even trying to be gross, bro, I
745. 24:38taste it, BRO, I TASTE
746. 24:41I TASTE THE AIR. THE AIR IS LIKE THICK
747. 24:43and disgusting.
748. 24:45>> [laughter]
749. 24:46[snorts]
750. 24:47>> I can't. I'm gross.
751. 24:50Yo, Los, bro, you're going to sneak off
752. 24:52anyway tonight. We know you, you freak.
753. 24:54>> I'M I'M SNEAKING OFF ANYWHERE. I'm I'm
754. 24:56planning to sleep here tonight unless
755. 24:58you keep [ __ ]
756. 25:00>> You're going to sneak off and you know
757. 25:01it.
758. 25:02You're going to sneak off at 3:00 in the
759. 25:04morning, Louis.
760. 25:04>> Oh, dude, it's
761. 25:06It tastes like [ __ ] like onions and
762. 25:08ketchup.
763. 25:09>> You're a bot.
764. 25:10>> YOU'RE [ __ ] DISGUSTING.
765. 25:12RON, YOU SHOULD be ashamed of yourself,
766. 25:14dude. Seriously. No one Ron.
767. 25:17>> I got a monster telling me I'm
768. 25:18disgusting and I got Jynxy who [ __ ]
769. 25:20is a child like four telling me I'm
770. 25:22nasty.
771. 25:23>> Ron, you took a [ __ ] openly said
772. 25:25there's no toilet paper, didn't shower,
773. 25:28and now you're farting aimlessly at us.
774. 25:31You're a psychopath, bro.
775. 25:33Get [laughter] in the shower now.
776. 25:36>> Dude, he's like the kid in the clip
777. 25:38where the mom's like, "You're [ __ ]
778. 25:40yourself. Get off the game." YOU'RE
779. 25:42LITERALLY THAT GUY.
780. 25:44>> YOU'RE BORN IN 1992.
781. 25:46SHUT UP.
782. 25:47>> WHAT ARE YOU JUST MAKING UP RANDOM
783. 25:49YEARS? LIKE, you were a [ __ ] LIKE BRO
784. 25:53>> YOU'RE [ __ ] YOURSELF.
785. 25:57YOU'RE [ __ ]
786. 26:00>> OH, LOUIS. LOUIS.
787. 26:04>> RON, please just get in the shower, bro.
788. 26:07>> No. Now I'm committed to it.
789. 26:09>> Bro, you were committed to it anyways,
790. 26:11you freak.
791. 26:12>> What do YOU MEAN YOU'RE COMMITTED TO IT?
792. 26:13WE'RE NOT. WE'RE IN THE ROOM WITH YOU
793. 26:15AND YOU'RE [ __ ] [ __ ]
794. 26:18>> [laughter]
795. 26:19>> I'M NOT [ __ ] I ALREADY [ __ ]
796. 26:21>> IT SMELLS LIKE [ __ ] OLD DIARRHEA.
797. 26:25>> [laughter]
798. 26:27>> WHAT THE [ __ ] DOES old diarrhea smell
799. 26:30like?
800. 26:31What does [laughter] THAT MEAN?
801. 26:34>> GOD DAMN, BRO.
802. 26:38YOU JUST SMELL LIKE A MOUNTAIN OF
803. 26:40[ __ ] JUST [ __ ]
804. 26:44>> [laughter]
805. 26:47>> OH MY GOD, I got tears.
806. 26:51Louis, bro, come here. Come Come Come up
807. 26:53to my bed.
808. 26:55>> Why do you keep telling me to COME TO
809. 26:56YOUR BED?
810. 26:57>> [laughter]
811. 26:59>> YOU [ __ ] STINK LIKE [ __ ]
812. 27:02>> YO.
813. 27:06OH.
814. 27:08LOUIS, BRO, you good?
815. 27:11Are we good now?
816. 27:12>> I'm not good.
817. 27:14>> [clears throat]
818. 27:14>> Louis, next time you do a desktop, you
819. 27:17and Wad should react to Tom Pearl
820. 27:19highlights.
821. 27:21Do you know who that is?
822. 27:22>> He knows Tom Pearl.
823. 27:24>> I don't know who Tom Pearl is, okay? All
824. 27:26I know is it's a guy who died because he
825. 27:29ate his own [ __ ] That's all I know
826. 27:31about Tom Pearl.
827. 27:32>> Wait, he passed?
828. 27:34>> The the the the the lore that I was told
829. 27:37is he was addicted to eating his own
830. 27:40poop and he died.
831. 27:41>> die.
832. 27:42>> Louis, I got to fart.
833. 27:44>> Stop, bro.
834. 27:48>> Wait, they're saying he's alive.
835. 27:49>> didn't die.
836. 27:50>> [clears throat]
837. 27:51>> He's alive?
838. 27:52>> Yeah, he just Dude, he just literally
839. 27:54inhales his own [ __ ] every day.
840. 27:56>> [laughter]
841. 27:58>> HOW IS HE ALIVE AND and eating his own
842. 28:01[ __ ]
843. 28:01>> know who he was, and then my chat
844. 28:03spammed to watch Tom Pearl highlights. I
845. 28:05pulled it up on a second monitor.
846. 28:07>> All right, here's what I want to do.
847. 28:08>> I'm going to Google it right now.
848. 28:09>> I want to do a desktop
849. 28:12of me, my dad, and both of you, and I
850. 28:14just want to react to a video.
851. 28:17>> Wait, he actually eats his own [ __ ]
852. 28:19>> But, it's got to be a good ass video,
853. 28:21though. Maybe a crying video, I don't
854. 28:22know.
855. 28:23It could be a Tom Pearl documentary, I
856. 28:25don't know.
857. 28:30>> [sighs]
858. 28:32>> They're saying Louis has a boner.
859. 28:35>> Louis, do you have a boner? Do you have
860. 28:36a boner?
861. 28:37>> What are you doing, bro? What are you
862. 28:39watching on your phone?
863. 28:40>> [laughter]
864. 28:44>> Nobody has a boner.
865. 28:47>> [laughter]
866. 28:48>> Boner. I just OPENED THE CHAT. WHY ARE
867. 28:50THEY SAYING THAT [ __ ]
868. 28:54WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?
869. 28:56SOMEONE SAID HOLY GIFT. ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
870. 28:58Hold on. I'll bless you with a gift.
871. 28:59Ready? Hold on.
872. 29:00I'm putting my brightness all the way
873. 29:01up.
874. 29:04Wait. Wait, bro.
875. 29:06Act [laughter] like we're
876. 29:09Bro, act like we're sleeping.
877. 29:11>> [laughter]
878. 29:12>> Here, let's go again.
879. 29:14Let's go again. Bro, we're going to act
880. 29:17like we're sleeping, okay?
881. 29:18>> [laughter]
882. 29:22>> Bro, let's
883. 29:24Bro, do the gift.
884. 29:25>> I can't. All right. All right. All
885. 29:27right.
886. 29:29>> [laughter]
887. 29:30>> Dude, chill me out.
888. 29:31>> You got to have a straight face.
889. 29:32>> Yeah, I'm not going to laugh. Yeah.
890. 29:38>> [laughter]
891. 29:41>> I can't even imagine you
892. 29:42>> All right, go again. I got to close my
893. 29:43eyes. I'm going to see if I can close my
894. 29:44eyes.
895. 29:45I'm going to go inside.
896. 29:46>> All right, go again. You have to act
897. 29:47LIKE YOU WOKE UP. YOU GOT TO ACT
898. 29:49YOU GOT TO YOU GOT TO ACT
899. 29:50>> BRO, SHE'S ACTING LIKE we're asleep and
900. 29:52you're just cooing.
901. 29:54>> [laughter]
902. 29:54>> All right.
903. 29:56No, you got TO YOU GOT TO ACT
904. 29:57YOU GOT TO ACT LIKE YOU WOKE UP AND THEN
905. 29:59YOU JUST YOU STARTED.
906. 30:01>> He laughed. [laughter]
907. 30:03>> You got to act Bro, act like you're
908. 30:05asleep. Wake up like rub your eyes AND
909. 30:07JUST
910. 30:08>> [laughter]
911. 30:10>> ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON. HOLD ON. ALL RIGHT.
912. 30:12All right. All right, I'm closing my
913. 30:13eyes.
914. 30:14I'm going to turn my brightness all the
915. 30:15way up.
916. 30:16>> Bro, I'm not going to laugh. I'm not
917. 30:17going to laugh.
918. 30:18>> All right.
919. 30:20>> [snorts]
920. 30:30[laughter]
921. 30:30>> I was sleeping.
922. 30:35I can't, bro. [laughter]
923. 30:37>> You can't.
924. 30:42>> [laughter]
925. 30:42>> I can't, bro. I'm done. I'm done, bro.
926. 30:45I'm done. Dude, if you watch the clip, I
927. 30:46LIKE LOOKED BACK to see if you were
928. 30:48there.
929. 30:50Oh, [ __ ] All right.
930. 30:52>> Oh my god.
931. 30:53>> All right. All right, for real.
932. 30:54>> [clears throat]