Los ARGENTINOS SIGUEN ARDIDOS tras la victoria de España — Transcript

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1. 0:00It's Thursday, 4 days have passed, you
2. 0:02know. Well, for anyone who's been
3. 0:04living in a cave, stuck in a cave. Look
4. 0:06, look. Oh, no, no, the other way
5. 0:07around, no, huh? Not the other way
6. 0:09around. Look, look, look, look. This
7. 0:11little flag is here because we won the
8. 0:13World Cup. The incredible second World
9. 0:16Cup we've brought home to Spain. And
10. 0:19what happens? Well, the Argentines
11. 0:22don't know how to accept the victory,
12. 0:24evidently, and from now on, Argentina
13. 0:26will be called "Ardent-ina" because
14. 0:29they're bitter, like this man for
15. 0:31example, who before the World Cup final
16. 0:33said things like this.
17. 0:36You have to mess with the Spaniards.
18. 0:38Yes,
19. 0:40you have to treat the Spaniards like
20. 0:41idiots.
21. 0:42That's it,
22. 0:43because the Spaniards are stupid, man.
23. 0:45Do you know what happened? I didn't
24. 0:47want to jump the gun. I have it right
25. 0:48here. Well, this guy got fired from his
26. 0:50job because he worked at a media outlet
27. 0:52and made videos like this, I guess, I
28. 0:54don't know if he was talking about
29. 0:56soccer or what, and they fired him.
30. 0:59Yesterday, Blender, the media outlet
31. 1:01I've worked at for 3 years, decided to
32. 1:04fire my entire work team, my entire
33. 1:07production crew. Basically, throughout
34. 1:11the entire day yesterday, I tried to
35. 1:13communicate with the channel's
36. 1:15authorities, trying to get some kind of
37. 1:17explanation or be able to establish
38. 1:19some kind of negotiation to see what
39. 1:21was going on. And I didn't receive an
40. 1:25answer. Well, they fired him and didn't
41. 1:27even give him an explanation. Evidently
42. 1:29, it was after these statements,
43. 1:30although now he says no, he's going to
44. 1:32say it's because you're an idiot.
45. 1:35They can't stop the Argentines, not
46. 1:36just in soccer, in everything. In
47. 1:39everything, they envy us, they want to
48. 1:41be like us.
49. 1:43The envy we Spaniards have for the
50. 1:44Argentines, when we live in a [ __ ]
51. 1:46paradise, that if it weren't for Pedro
52. 1:48Sánchez, this would be like having
53. 1:49died and gone to heaven, you know? I
54. 1:52mean, literally, even, look at what I'm
55. 1:55going to say, even with Pedro Sánchez,
56. 1:58with Pedro Sánchez this is still a
57. 2:00paradise.
58. 2:01It was Messi's last one, man. He really
59. 2:03deserved it, one of the best players in
60. 2:05the whole damn world.
61. 2:06Poor Messi.
62. 2:08I mean, Mexico. And honestly, I would
63. 2:11have liked for Mexico to support more
64. 2:12because we're from Latin America, but
65. 2:14it seems like everyone supported Spain
66. 2:16more than Argentina. And it's,
67. 2:18I mean, they say Mexico is the worst
68. 2:20part of South America, and then they
69. 2:22want Mexicans to support the
70. 2:24Argentinians. But where did these
71. 2:26people come from?
72. 2:26It’s sad because we’re all Latin
73. 2:28Americans. I mean,
74. 2:30when Mexico played, I put on the jersey
75. 2:32and everything, I really supported them
76. 2:34, and now we find Mexicans in the bar
77. 2:36supporting Spain. I’m like, dude, if
78. 2:39we’re all Latin American, I mean, why
79. 2:41isn't there that support? That made me
80. 2:43really sad, okay?
81. 2:46I was really sad.
82. 2:48What is Spain? Spain doesn’t exist.
83. 2:51Spain should be the worried one, not us
84. 2:53.
85. 2:53Stop hyping up the Spanish like
86. 2:54they’re some kind of phenomena. Stop
87. 2:56it. It's bad. It's that little guy.
88. 2:59I have to tell you it’s not your year
89. 3:00, Spain, because with that "tiki-taka"
90. 3:02side-to-side team, you guys like it. I
91. 3:05don’t like it. Spain, you’re not
92. 3:07going to be world champion.
93. 3:08In the final.
94. 3:09But no, how could they? But after,
95. 3:11imagine, look for a second, after what
96. 3:13you saw here, could we be afraid of
97. 3:15anyone? No, they’re all shaking. The
98. 3:19ones who play against Argentina don’t
99. 3:20want to play anymore. I think they want
100. 3:22to call it off. They’re going to
101. 3:23invent the coronavirus in Spain now so
102. 3:24the match doesn't get played. Mark my
103. 3:25words,
104. 3:26they’ve canceled Rosalía because Mia
105. 3:29Khalifa—this is one, the kids will
106. 3:31know, a famous doctor who cured the
107. 3:33coronavirus in the United States. So
108. 3:37she uploaded this song, a Rosalía
109. 3:39story.
110. 3:43I can't play it much because I'll get a
111. 3:44copyright strike. Too much mate, they
112. 3:47forgot the finish. That went wrong,
113. 3:49didn't it, Pilar? Lots of mate and
114. 3:51little finishing, they say. Well, it
115. 3:52turns out Mia Khalifa uploaded this and
116. 3:54Rosalía retweeted it, reposted it,
117. 3:56whatever you want to call it. What
118. 3:58happened? That the Argentinians started
119. 4:00making up that we here in Spain use "
120. 4:02perla" as an insult, right? "He's a
121. 4:04perla," I don't know what else. They
122. 4:05got angry. The absurd anger and the
123. 4:08pile of crap it’s turned into has
124. 4:10gone so far that they’ve canceled
125. 4:12Rosalía. They aren't refunding tickets
126. 4:16for the shows, et cetera. Look, for
127. 4:17example, Rosalía apologizes. Even her,
128. 4:19which I don't understand, unbelievable.
129. 4:23My mom gave me and my sister tickets to
130. 4:25go see Rosalía for Christmas. My mom
131. 4:28is a teacher, so it cost her an arm and
132. 4:30a leg to buy those two tickets.
133. 4:33I keep wondering why we demand so much
134. 4:35from a stupid idiot, and it's because
135. 4:37she sold us a lie. She came to
136. 4:40Argentina, she did an interview with
137. 4:41the great Mariana Enríquez, whom we
138. 4:43all admire. She came to record, she
139. 4:45said the Argentine sky is the most
140. 4:47beautiful one she's seen. No, no, you
141. 4:49don't deserve for anyone to go see you.
142. 4:51Besides, you can't be that mentally
143. 4:54colonized, since when
144. 4:55I mean, exclusive for Argentines. Look
145. 4:58at how short-sighted they are. Suddenly
146. 5:01she can't repost, I mean, post a
147. 5:03Rosalía song, who is Spanish, saying,
148. 5:06"Long live Spain, Spain has won." And
149. 5:09these people find it shocking that a
150. 5:10Spanish woman celebrates that Spain won
151. 5:12, and that's why they have to boycott
152. 5:14her and not go to her concerts.
153. 5:16She was always very "Visca a Catalunya.
154. 5:18" Now, now, now she's suddenly a
155. 5:21nationalist. I don't understand.
156. 5:23Besides, it's uh, it's incredible how
157. 5:25she sold us a load of nonsense. We
158. 5:26swallowed a performance this big, girls
159. 5:29, this big.
160. 5:31That might not be the biggest thing
161. 5:32you've swallowed, huh? I'll also tell
162. 5:36you, friend, I have a lot of sore
163. 5:38losers, but to nuance what I'm saying,
164. 5:40I want you to see exactly. I don't know
165. 5:45if these stats are around, I mean, how
166. 5:47can anyone today who knows a little bit
167. 5:49about soccer, you don't have to be
168. 5:51Valdano.
169. 5:5320 shots on goal for Spain, two for
170. 5:55Argentina. There's a difference after,
171. 6:00but it doesn't, it doesn't mean
172. 6:01anything, those are blocked shots or
173. 6:03shots that go wide, but they are shots
174. 6:05on goal. Uh, it says 12 on target, zero
175. 6:10for Argentina, 66%possession, 34%
176. 6:15Argentina, which is one of the
177. 6:17countries that bet most on possession
178. 6:20this World Cup and did it very well.
179. 6:23That goes to show everything we said
180. 6:25about Spain, about how Spain was in the
181. 6:27match yesterday. 852 passes to 464
182. 6:31passes. We're talking about completed
183. 6:33passes, not touches. And 90%pass
184. 6:37accuracy against 76%for Argentina.
185. 6:41My question is, if we had a Messi, if
186. 6:44we had a Cristiano Ronaldo, if we had
187. 6:46an Mbappé, how many goals would we
188. 6:48have scored against Argentina on Sunday
189. 6:50? Argentinians. I'm going to put this
190. 6:52in full screen because this bothers
191. 6:54them. Five, I mean, I don't know,
192. 6:56missing some. If it were a third, well
193. 6:59I don't know, four, right? I mean, four
194. 7:02goals, 4-0, it bothers them even that,
195. 7:04according to them, we don't know how to
196. 7:05celebrate that we've won a World Cup.
197. 7:08Friend, look, look at that shitty
198. 7:09celebration.
199. 7:10Look at this shitty celebration. If we
200. 7:12are world champions. Look at this
201. 7:14shitty celebration. Who even knows
202. 7:16these Spaniards? That's weird, man.
203. 7:18That's weird, man. Look, but jump,
204. 7:21brother. Sing a song, something. Do
205. 7:23something, do something. Idiot.
206. 7:25But why do they hate us? They say.
207. 7:27No defeats. We made it to the final.
208. 7:30That's it. I think the most important
209. 7:32game was last Saturday, last Wednesday.
210. 7:34Wednesday against England, exactly. But
211. 7:36today the boys left everything on the
212. 7:38field, everything. So, and this is for
213. 7:40those who said Argentina bought the
214. 7:41World Cup. Uh,
215. 7:42there are many people who said that
216. 7:44Argentina bought the World Cup
217. 7:45because they said, "No, Argentina
218. 7:46bought the World Cup." What World Cup
219. 7:48did Argentina buy? Here we showed them
220. 7:49no, that it's not like that.
221. 7:51They only did it to show us that, uh,
222. 7:53but what is this guy wearing in his
223. 7:56hair?
224. 7:56It's always us Argentinians.
225. 7:59But what is this? Ani made me laugh a
226. 8:01lot saying in the chat, "This guy did a
227. 8:03cosplay from There's Something About
228. 8:04Mary." Only the older ones will
229. 8:07understand this, huh? There's Something
230. 8:09About Mary is from at least 2000. Yes,
231. 8:11four cups in a row. You Spaniards will
232. 8:13never beat them. It will hurt for your
233. 8:14whole life.
234. 8:15Do you know who he reminds me of?
235. 8:16Are you a doctor, a nurse, or
236. 8:18am I not in medicine?
237. 8:20One thing, you have a stain there in
238. 8:22your hair.
239. 8:22No, I know that.
240. 8:24It's like,
241. 8:24it's
242. 8:26toothpaste or something,
243. 8:27right?
244. 8:28Or cream or something, right?
245. 8:30It's something else.
246. 8:31What is it? Uh, I don't remember.
247. 8:38And well, I want to close with with the
248. 8:41troll that a pilot did to all these
249. 8:43people.
250. 8:44Both teams gave it their all, but a
251. 8:47World Cup final, unfortunately, only
252. 8:50one can win. From here, we wanted to
253. 8:56congratulate our Argentinian
254. 8:58compatriots. he starts celebrating like
255. 9:04crazy, and my theory, which I'm sure we
256. 9:06agree on. Uh, I think he was going to
257. 9:08continue with the typical speech you
258. 9:10give to build emotion instead of saying
259. 9:12, "Hey, who won, Spain?" You say, "I
260. 9:14want to congratulate everyone because
261. 9:16they did very well and of course,
262. 9:17Argentina, such..." there came the "but
263. 9:21they played very well, but in the end [
264. 9:22someone] has won," and I think there
265. 9:24was such an uproar on the plane that he
266. 9:25thought, well, I'm not saying anything.
267. 9:27This girl
268. 9:29is the one recording that pilot's
269. 9:31message and now comes the second part,
270. 9:32which is when I absolutely cracked up,
271. 9:34we arrived in Madrid, we got off, uh
272. 9:37they made us go through like some weird
273. 9:40subway, I don't know, there was no
274. 9:42signal either. Uh they made us go
275. 9:45through there and people were
276. 9:48encouraging us to put on our jerseys
277. 9:50and all that to go out and celebrate.
278. 9:54The idea was like for everyone to have
279. 9:56a celebration when when we left the
280. 9:58airport. Um, so anyway, we left the
281. 10:02airport and we were already starting to
282. 10:04see like a tense atmosphere, a weird
283. 10:05atmosphere. People were congratulating
284. 10:09us, but we didn't really understand why
285. 10:11and well, we didn't get it because we
286. 10:13really thought that we had won, you
287. 10:15know? It was like, well, we were
288. 10:18already totally committed to that idea,
289. 10:19we were all jumping around. So anyway,
290. 10:26they took us to like a stand,
291. 10:28attention,
292. 10:28to a stand of
293. 10:30that is the point.
294. 10:32I don't know if I should say this, but
295. 10:33they took us to a choripán stand, I
296. 10:35mean, they took us to a choripán stand
297. 10:41, uh, and well, we ate choripán. Yes,
298. 10:46choripán, we celebrated and well, when
299. 10:49we found out because some guy came
300. 10:51shouting, we found out it was all a lie
301. 10:53. Um, anyway, we didn't stop eating the
302. 10:58choripán, I mean, we kept eating the
303. 11:01choripán and I know this is like a
304. 11:03huge insult, but choripán is better
305. 11:07than tortilla, guys. I mean, we all
306. 11:09reached that conclusion together and
307. 11:11said, "Well, it's okay, it's fine." I
308. 11:13mean, Messi already gave us everything,
309. 11:15but we said, choripán is better than
310. 11:17tortilla and it hurts whoever it hurts.
311. 11:19Sorry, I know this is like a very
312. 11:22strong insult for you. I'm shaking, I
313. 11:24mean, I am literally shaking. I know
314. 11:27you're going to attack me for saying
315. 11:29this insult, but, guys, choripán is
316. 11:31better than tortilla.
317. 11:33Better than choripán is winning a
318. 11:36World Cup. A World Cup. Well, let's
319. 11:38leave the video of the salty
320. 11:40Argentinians here. I think that being
321. 11:41Thursday as we are, it's impossible for
322. 11:43this to continue any longer. They have
323. 11:46asked, they have asked, which hasn't
324. 11:48been shown, there are they are
325. 11:49collecting signatures to have the final
326. 11:51replayed. Obviously, it's not going to
327. 11:53be repeated and these people will be
328. 11:55salty for the rest of their lives until
329. 11:57the next World Cup. Not even God will
330. 11:59support these people because of the ego
331. 12:01you have, you deserve to end up alone.
332. 12:04I mean, they're isolated in, uh,
333. 12:06Hispanic America, and that's how
334. 12:08they'll stay. And I'm thrilled. As
335. 12:10always, subscribe, comment on this
336. 12:12video, etc., etc., etc., etc.