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  1. 0:00If you find someone's space, here's what
  2. 0:02you should do. Kill all the villagers,
  3. 0:04take the best loot, and get the hell out
  4. 0:06of there before they come back. But I've
  5. 0:08always had a problem with this strategy
  6. 0:10because smart players will hide all
  7. 0:11their best stuff in secret rooms. And
  8. 0:14skilled players will keep all their best
  9. 0:16stuff on them since they're confident
  10. 0:17they'll be able to fight for it in a PvP
  11. 0:19situation, which is why I developed a
  12. 0:22three-step strategy to get the most
  13. 0:23amount of loot possible. Let me explain.
  14. 0:26The first step of my plan is simple. I'm
  15. 0:28going to live in their base without them
  16. 0:30knowing I'm there. That way, I can watch
  17. 0:33them and take notes on their behavior.
  18. 0:37After I figure out what they like to do,
  19. 0:39and more importantly, where they like to
  20. 0:41walk, I'm going to set up a trap
  21. 0:43specifically for them. Then all I have
  22. 0:45to do is wait. Wait for them to carry on
  23. 0:48with their average day. Wait for them to
  24. 0:51lower their guard. Wait for them to be
  25. 0:54alone.
  26. 1:00So yeah, that's the plan. I'm going to
  27. 1:03live in their walls and watch their
  28. 1:04every move until I find some type of
  29. 1:07behavior that I can exploit. Then once I
  30. 1:09figure that out, I'm going to wait for
  31. 1:10them to leave and set up a trap inside
  32. 1:13their own base. Then when they come
  33. 1:15back, I just have to wait for the right
  34. 1:17time to strike. But who am I going to
  35. 1:19use this strategy on? Well, I had three
  36. 1:21people in mind. And my first target is
  37. 1:23Leak League, the server's greatest
  38. 1:25scammer. Not only did he drop an
  39. 1:27invisible creeper on me, he recently
  40. 1:29scammed me again. And here's how he did
  41. 1:31it.
  42. 1:34Leak was offering me an enchanted mace,
  43. 1:37a one-of-a-kind item on the server. At
  44. 1:39first, I was skeptical that this was a
  45. 1:41trick, so I declined [music] the offer.
  46. 1:43But then, Tai, the owner of the server,
  47. 1:45made this announcement, confirming that
  48. 1:47there was only one enchanted mace on the
  49. 1:49server that did exist. Having seen leak
  50. 1:52holding this mace, I went back to
  51. 1:54renegotiate. So, you ready to talk
  52. 1:56actual business?
  53. 1:58>> Yeah, bro. I want two strength and a
  54. 2:01gear set.
  55. 2:02>> Two strength and a gear set. You know
  56. 2:04what? For that, I think that's fair.
  57. 2:09>> Okay.
  58. 2:12>> Pleasure doing business.
  59. 2:14>> Now, I know what you're thinking. What
  60. 2:16was the scam? He gave me the mace and I
  61. 2:18put it in my ender chest immediately.
  62. 2:20Well, one day later, he asked me to log
  63. 2:22on.
  64. 2:22>> Yo, have you actually uh held out the
  65. 2:25mace in your hand?
  66. 2:26>> No, I put it in my e chest immediately.
  67. 2:29>> You should try to put it in your hand.
  68. 2:44NO [laughter]
  69. 2:48WAY. What do you mean? What was that?
  70. 2:53>> Well, you see, you just got scammed,
  71. 2:55bro.
  72. 2:56>> Wait, wait, wait, wait. How? Enchanted
  73. 2:59maces are not allowed on Strength SMP.
  74. 3:02So, the plugin automatically deletes any
  75. 3:04enchants on a mace if it is equipped.
  76. 3:06And what pisses me off is I wouldn't
  77. 3:08have fallen for this if Tai, the
  78. 3:10owner of the server, didn't abuse his
  79. 3:12position as owner to make this shittying
  80. 3:15announcement. So, you know that that
  81. 3:17cemented Kai as my second target. But
  82. 3:20I'm getting ahead of myself. Leak Leak
  83. 3:21scammed me. It's time to get him back.
  84. 3:26[music]
  85. 3:27All right, ladies and gents. We are here
  86. 3:30at Leak Leak base.
  87. 3:33He has bubble elevators going up and
  88. 3:35down.
  89. 3:39Oh my god, this base ising disgusting,
  90. 3:43bro. What is this base?
  91. 3:47Where do I even hide?
  92. 3:52No, that's kind of obvious.
  93. 3:56Ooh, that's not bad, though.
  94. 4:04[music]
  95. 4:07Oh my god, he's on. [music]
  96. 4:14Holy. Okay, he went that way.
  97. 4:23Going to say, "Where you at?"
  98. 4:26I'm looking at him right now.
  99. 4:34Okay. Okay.
  100. 4:37Now it was time for the second part of
  101. 4:39my plan to build a trap in his base. I
  102. 4:41wanted to wait until Leak Leak was
  103. 4:43offline to do this since he had been at
  104. 4:45his base quite a lot. But another issue
  105. 4:47was that he wanted to fight me that same
  106. 4:49night. So I would only have a very small
  107. 4:51window of time to go build the trap. So
  108. 4:53I asked one of my friends on Strength
  109. 4:55SMP to text me if he logged off. And
  110. 4:58let's just say that text came in at a
  111. 5:00horrible time.
  112. 5:25Holy I just I just ran from the
  113. 5:28bar I was at to uh to get back on cuz
  114. 5:32texted me that leak logged. [gasps]
  115. 5:36Okay, let's see. Do I have everything I
  116. 5:38need? So, I flew over to his base and
  117. 5:40began building the trap. Speaking of
  118. 5:42which, what trap am I even going to use
  119. 5:44on him? Well, I noticed a fatal flaw in
  120. 5:46his base. He only had one exit and one
  121. 5:49entrance, and that happened to be a
  122. 5:50bubble elevator. Now, I've never seen a
  123. 5:52bubble elevator trap before, so I had to
  124. 5:54go invent one. But honestly, it was
  125. 5:56pretty easy, and the redstone is pretty
  126. 5:58simple. So, let me explain it to you. If
  127. 6:01you go up this bubble elevator, you're
  128. 6:03dead. Because I made a trap that will
  129. 6:05kill anybody that decides to use a
  130. 6:06bubble elevator. And it's actually
  131. 6:08really simple. Let me explain. When I
  132. 6:11pull this lever, this redstone turns off
  133. 6:14this torch, which unpulls these four
  134. 6:16pistons, while this redstone goes into
  135. 6:18this piston, pushing it. This causes the
  136. 6:20bubble elevator to be sealed off from
  137. 6:22the top and enemies will float up into
  138. 6:24this chamber where it's really easy to
  139. 6:26knock them back into a trap. I installed
  140. 6:29the dripstone dropper on the other side.
  141. 6:31So when they fall in, I can reach
  142. 6:33through the waterfall and just barely
  143. 6:35place dripstone on the observer, causing
  144. 6:37dripstone to rain from above, killing
  145. 6:39anybody inside. So I built the trap
  146. 6:41inside of Leak Leak's base and waited
  147. 6:43until finally he DM'd me to get on.
  148. 6:47Please tell me this kid is in his base.
  149. 6:50Oh my god, he logged. He's He's on
  150. 6:53He's on surface, bro. I got to bait him
  151. 6:56down into his base. Do you have pots?
  152. 6:59Please go in. Just go in. Just go in. Oh
  153. 7:01my god. He's going in.
  154. 7:09Oh my god.
  155. 7:18Oh my god. He's dumb.
  156. 7:26No way.
  157. 7:34I'll be taking that.
  158. 7:38Oh, I need that. I need that. It's
  159. 7:39reskin. YES, I'M PLUS FIVE. You
  160. 7:43leak leak. Bro, did you have any idea
  161. 7:47[laughter] it was there?
  162. 7:48>> Uh, dude, I had no idea, bro. I don't
  163. 7:50even know why I went into my base.
  164. 7:51>> With leak leak down, I shifted my sights
  165. 7:53onto my second target, Tai. He had
  166. 7:55helped leak leak scam me by abusing his
  167. 7:57owner rank. And also, Ty is reallying
  168. 8:00stupid, so it should be easy to trap
  169. 8:02him.
  170. 8:04Y'all know the deal by now. Let's go to
  171. 8:06his base. Guys, he's in here. I just
  172. 8:08started recording cuz I logged on. I'm
  173. 8:11pretty sure he's in this base.
  174. 8:14Just going to do this for now.
  175. 8:18Where can I live? I need to find some
  176. 8:21spots where I can watch him from. I have
  177. 8:23a feeling they're going to be setting up
  178. 8:24these villager trading halls. I feel
  179. 8:26like this is not what I [music] feel
  180. 8:28like this is not a bad area to trap. 1 2
  181. 8:303 4 5. Need to figure out a good spot to
  182. 8:34watch him so I can figure out what he's
  183. 8:36going to do. Okay, so I built a
  184. 8:37hideyhole in their roof. That way I'd be
  185. 8:39able to view if they went down that
  186. 8:41villager hallway or not. [music]
  187. 8:49>> [laughter]
  188. 8:51>> This looks so goofy. You know what? If
  189. 8:54this works, it'll be funny as
  190. 8:57Okay, so I'm I'm walking and I'm walking
  191. 8:59in. Oh god,
  192. 9:02that's so obvious. As long as I
  193. 9:05don't move at all, [laughter] I should
  194. 9:08be fine.
  195. 9:13I logged off inside their base and while
  196. 9:15I was live streaming, my spy told me
  197. 9:18that Tai was online. Now, spying on him
  198. 9:20live in front of thousands of people was
  199. 9:23probably a bad idea, but I I did it
  200. 9:25anyway cuz I thought it was pretty
  201. 9:26funny. All right, maybe we go on
  202. 9:27strength. Maybe we go on strength. We go
  203. 9:29on strength. We go on strength. Oh god.
  204. 9:31Um, this is probably a horrible idea to
  205. 9:33do this live. Okay, whatever. We're
  206. 9:35playing windowed.
  207. 9:38Okay, here we go.
  208. 9:50Unlike me.
  209. 9:53>> He's just singing.
  210. 9:54>> Okay. He likes that room over here.
  211. 9:59>> Unlike you.
  212. 10:05>> Why not have
  213. 10:06>> I'm gathering some very
  214. 10:08>> dude. What
  215. 10:11[laughter]
  216. 10:12Um, what the
  217. 10:15All right, now I'm out of here. Yeah, he
  218. 10:17spotted me. Now, I don't know what gave
  219. 10:19me away. It could have been one of the
  220. 10:21thousand people watching me who just
  221. 10:22knew Tai and DM'd him. Or maybe Tai just
  222. 10:25saw my face in his ceiling. But it
  223. 10:27didn't matter. I had a plan. Tai's
  224. 10:29villager hall was incomplete. At one
  225. 10:31point or another, he would have to
  226. 10:32finish building it. So, while he was
  227. 10:34online, I decided to try and sneak into
  228. 10:37his base.
  229. 10:42Oh my god, he's been here.
  230. 10:49After successfully sneaking in, I built
  231. 10:51a 5x two trap under the hallway that
  232. 10:53connects his main lobby to his villager
  233. 10:55hall.
  234. 11:00He's setting up his recording. That's
  235. 11:02[music] perfect. This gave me time to
  236. 11:04build the funneling system, so I may as
  237. 11:05well explain how it works. by putting
  238. 11:07armor stands into hoppers and slabs over
  239. 11:10the armor stands. This makes it much
  240. 11:11harder to winch charge clutch and it
  241. 11:13also makes it impossible to break the
  242. 11:15redstone in time. I use wool as the
  243. 11:17block to push people since it's very
  244. 11:19hard to break in time unless you have
  245. 11:20shears, which no one really has. Then
  246. 11:23all you got to do is build a simple
  247. 11:24redstone circuit and hook it up to the
  248. 11:26pistons. And just like that, you have a
  249. 11:28working funnel. Shout out to Shadow for
  250. 11:30figuring all this out. [music]
  251. 11:37>> [music]
  252. 11:39>> Taan. Taan.
  253. 11:42Oh I thought I was in his base.
  254. 11:52>> He's not even here.
  255. 11:54>> Went on the server. We never really hate
  256. 11:56Judo, bro.
  257. 11:58>> All right, bro. Yeah.
  258. 12:01>> Always tries to trap me.
  259. 12:05[laughter]
  260. 12:07>> I mean, yeah. It's sort of what I expect
  261. 12:09from him.
  262. 12:09>> They're just talking about me.
  263. 12:11>> Yeah. I hate Judelo. Hate him. Hate him.
  264. 12:15Hate him.
  265. 12:16>> HD in the area or a Judo.
  266. 12:20>> How do they know?
  267. 12:20>> Definitely wouldn't be surprised if
  268. 12:21there's a Judelo in the area.
  269. 12:24[laughter]
  270. 12:25>> He knows, I guess, cuz he did see me
  271. 12:27watching him. Okay.
  272. 12:28>> Question is, if Boommy runs over it,
  273. 12:30should I trap him?
  274. 12:31>> Okay, whatever. Can you uh Oh,
  275. 12:33>> I'm not going to lie. You should
  276. 12:34definitely check around the areas in
  277. 12:35your base if you don't want to get
  278. 12:36trapped.
  279. 12:37>> I could have just pulled it
  280. 12:38>> cuz there are no Jude was here the other
  281. 12:42day with Sharp and they jumped me.
  282. 12:44>> Oh my god. I could have just pulled it
  283. 12:46on Boommy, but I didn't. I I guess I can
  284. 12:48see why the point of fighting you. But
  285. 12:50this is like this IS [laughter]
  286. 12:57TALKING ABOUT ME TALKING BAD ON MY NAME,
  287. 12:59MOTHERUCKER.
  288. 13:01I don't care. You know what, Ty?
  289. 13:03>> I'm Ty. I don't I don't care, bro.
  290. 13:07>> I don't care. You You can You can live,
  291. 13:08bro. I I've I've enough. I'm getting out
  292. 13:10of here, bro. Boom. He just caught a
  293. 13:12stray. [laughter] Oh, no.
  294. 13:16What the dude?
  295. 13:19>> You know what, Ty? I as much as I wanted
  296. 13:21to kill you and with you, I'll take
  297. 13:24Boomie's loot as well, bro. I I need
  298. 13:26some strength. I I don't give a
  299. 13:30Oh, hell no. Bro, you just got robbed,
  300. 13:33bro.
  301. 13:33>> Since Boommy caught a crazy stray, Tai
  302. 13:36lives to see another day, leaving me
  303. 13:38with one target left. And that target is
  304. 13:40none other than [music] Sharpness, the
  305. 13:43best player on Strength SMP. Most people
  306. 13:45haven't even killed me once, and
  307. 13:47Sharpness has killed me like six or
  308. 13:49seven times, cementing Sharpness as my
  309. 13:51biggest rival on Strength SMP. However,
  310. 13:54there was a problem. My three-step plan
  311. 13:56[music] wouldn't work on Sharpness
  312. 13:58because Sharpness is kind of homeless.
  313. 14:00Sharpness doesn't have a base of his
  314. 14:02own, so he just goes around and uses
  315. 14:04other people's bases, including my base.
  316. 14:07So, the plan was simple. I'll put a trap
  317. 14:09inside of my own base and wait for him
  318. 14:11to come to me. But what trap am I going
  319. 14:13to use? Well, I'm glad you asked, cuz I
  320. 14:16need at least one more short out of this
  321. 14:17video. This is a regular ladder. Or is
  322. 14:21it? You see, this is actually a trap
  323. 14:24because if you put a piston under a
  324. 14:25column of blocks and activate it, the
  325. 14:27entire column moves up, which causes any
  326. 14:30attached blocks to be broken. [music]
  327. 14:32This includes things like buttons,
  328. 14:34torches, and ladders. By using this
  329. 14:37mechanic and adding a couple extra
  330. 14:38sticky pistons, we can open a hole and
  331. 14:41break the ladders at the same time,
  332. 14:43causing anyone going up and down the
  333. 14:45ladder to instantly fall into a trap.
  334. 14:47So, I built this trap in the ladder down
  335. 14:49to my turtle farm, meaning anyone who
  336. 14:51wanted to brew turtle master potions
  337. 14:53would have to come down here and collect
  338. 14:55some skuts. But little do they know, I
  339. 14:57would be waiting for them.
  340. 15:06Oh my god. Oh my god. Sharpness was in
  341. 15:11my base, so all I had to do was wait.
  342. 15:13But he was just using my base to repair
  343. 15:15his armor. He clearly didn't need turtle
  344. 15:17potions cuz he was around in my
  345. 15:19base for more than 20 minutes. So I got
  346. 15:22impatient and started trying to bait him
  347. 15:24down. I typed a message in chat saying
  348. 15:26that I would pay someone for turtle
  349. 15:27potions. Sharpness being a businessman
  350. 15:30saw the opportunity because he knows my
  351. 15:32base has a turtle farm. He could use my
  352. 15:34own turtles and scam me for some golden
  353. 15:36apples. Oh my god, he's coming.
  354. 15:44Please. Where the is he going?
  355. 15:47No. What is he doing? What is he doing?
  356. 15:49No, dude. THIS THIS IS ALL MY TURTLES.
  357. 15:51HE'S KILLING MY TURTLE. SO, it turns out
  358. 15:54Sharpness doesn't know how a turtle farm
  359. 15:56works. But after a minute of cosplaying
  360. 15:58as a six-pack of plastic rings,
  361. 16:00Sharpness finally realized he wasn't
  362. 16:02getting any turtle skes. And one thing
  363. 16:04led to another and
  364. 16:09oh my Okay, you're such a
  365. 16:12[laughter] Listen, listen, listen. Why
  366. 16:14are you in my vase? You're brewing in my
  367. 16:16base.
  368. 16:17>> Let's talk. Let's talk. Please, bro.
  369. 16:19Some turtle shells. I'm solo. Don't kill
  370. 16:22me.
  371. 16:23>> What do you mean? Wait, wait. What do
  372. 16:24you mean you're solo? Who sent you to
  373. 16:26kill me?
  374. 16:27>> No, I I wasn't going to kill you. I just
  375. 16:29wanted some turtle shells.
  376. 16:30>> Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean by
  377. 16:31you're solo? What about your
  378. 16:33>> Dude, I'm Dude, Evo left. Spons is an
  379. 16:36idiot. Oh my god. Like, dude, I'm alone.
  380. 16:39Please, I'm not like trying to kill you
  381. 16:40or anything. I'm solo.
  382. 16:42>> Do you promise you're not trying to kill
  383. 16:43me?
  384. 16:43>> I I promise you I'm not trying to kill
  385. 16:45you. I swear on everything. I swear.
  386. 16:48Please, please don't do this. Oh my god.
  387. 16:50I have so much on me and this is my
  388. 16:52last set.
  389. 16:53>> Oh my god. You know what? I know how
  390. 16:55dangerous you are. So, listen. How about
  391. 16:57we talk? Okay. How about we talk? How
  392. 16:59about we talk?
  393. 17:01>> Bet.
  394. 17:01>> Did Is your spawn point nearby?
  395. 17:04>> Uh,
  396. 17:06I sure hope so.
  397. 17:06>> Think so.
  398. 17:07>> I don't think so.
  399. 17:10[laughter]
  400. 17:13>> Okay. I I do want to hear him out.
  401. 17:17>> I do want to hear him out.
  402. 17:19>> Come Come on down. Come on down. I I
  403. 17:21patched it. Me and Sharpness talked
  404. 17:23about the fact that neither of us really
  405. 17:24have teammates anymore.
  406. 17:26>> Okay.
  407. 17:27>> Don't you have teammates though?
  408. 17:28>> Who is on my team? What? Evo is not even
  409. 17:31on the server anymore.
  410. 17:32>> Oh, Evo got Evo is not even on the
  411. 17:34server.
  412. 17:35>> Yeah, he's not even on the server. And
  413. 17:37Spawns is just like bad.
  414. 17:42[laughter]
  415. 17:43>> I don't know, bro. You killed me so
  416. 17:45much. Why should I trust you?
  417. 17:46>> Can I have my Can I have my I I'm
  418. 17:48keeping your sword and axe until I I
  419. 17:50figure out what I want to do with you.
  420. 17:52>> Okay. Uh do what if we What if you make
  421. 17:55me traps and me and you team up?
  422. 17:58[snorts]
  423. 17:58>> I mean, you're pretty good at the game.
  424. 17:59I could get behind that, but are you
  425. 18:01just saying this? So, I'm going to give
  426. 18:03you my gear back and then you're going
  427. 18:04to get
  428. 18:04>> No, no. I pro I promise you I'm Well, I
  429. 18:08kind of have to get revenge, but
  430. 18:09>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No revenge.
  431. 18:12If I give you the loot back and the
  432. 18:14string,
  433. 18:15>> okay, and everything. Everything. Right.
  434. 18:17If I give you everything back. But why
  435. 18:19should I trust you? What's What is
  436. 18:21What's to say this isn't all an act
  437. 18:24right here?
  438. 18:25>> No. No. I promise. Listen, if we
  439. 18:27actually team up like I I I I think we
  440. 18:30can go far cuz you make traps. I just
  441. 18:32bait people like we listen.
  442. 18:35It'd be the least likely team up of all
  443. 18:37time.
  444. 18:38>> Yeah. Yeah. People are not going to
  445. 18:39expect it. And also like we're just
  446. 18:41going to be OP if you make the traps and
  447. 18:44then
  448. 18:45>> All right.

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