Lets try ANIL | Group Study | BB Ki Vines — Transcript

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1. 0:00- Rajesh walked 25 meters straight
2. 0:01- Then he took a left
3. 0:03- Then he took a right
4. 0:04- Yes, yes he is right here
5. 0:05- He has grown up alot
6. 0:06- When the gas finishes
7. 0:07- He quickly replaces the old cylinder with the new one
8. 0:10- Yes, one second, one second
9. 0:13- Dad I am studying
10. 0:14- Talk atleast
11. 0:14- Who is it?
12. 0:15- Chandu uncle
13. 0:16- Who chandu?
14. 0:16- My old friend, he lives in America
15. 0:19- Hello
16. 0:19- Speak loudly, I have called in America
17. 0:22- Yeah, you have made a call to America
18. 0:23- Not standing on the adjusent terrace and screaming
19. 0:25- "Bro your underwear got away with the wind"
20. 0:27- The voice travels
21. 0:29- Hello
22. 0:30- Speak loudly son
23. 0:31- Namaste uncle
24. 0:32- No uncle, not shouting
25. 0:34- How are you?
26. 0:36- Yes, I am good too
27. 0:38- How is the weather there?
28. 0:42- Yeah, It is hot here too
29. 0:46- How are the kids?
30. 0:49- Oh you don't have kids
31. 0:55- Keep trying, that's all
32. 0:59- Hello, yes
33. 1:00- Kids these days are really blunt
34. 1:02- They just say anything
35. 1:03- Yes, yes, lets talk later. Ok,ok,ok
36. 1:07- Think and talk son
37. 1:08- You make me talk to just anyone
38. 1:10- No idea who they are, just ask about the weather
39. 1:11- Ok, ok, alright
40. 1:14- The newspaper guy threw the newspaper so hard
41. 1:16- That it jumped off the roof and went to the house at the back
42. 1:18- Haven't read any news since morning
43. 1:20- And you grew old recharging Tata Sky (TV dish)
44. 1:22- Dad I will recharge Tata Sky from tabzone in the evening
45. 1:24- Till then you read the news from tabzone itself
46. 1:26- I have installed it in your phone
47. 1:35- Wow, wow
48. 1:38- This is nice
49. 1:39- This is nice
50. 1:40- Now don't disturb me
51. 1:42- I am studying, please
52. 1:43- I want Italian girls in my party
53. 1:46- The party won't be good without them
54. 1:48- Why don't you get it?
55. 1:50(speaks something made up)
56. 1:56- Don't ever be on time
57. 1:57- Had called you for group study at 3 PM, its 4 now
58. 2:00- Those people come on time who are free
59. 2:02- I stay very busy mofo
60. 2:04- What do you do apart from watching
61. 2:05- How I met your mother & and my friend's hot mom?
62. 2:07- Flirts with girls
63. 2:08- But no one feeds him grass
64. 2:10- A lion never eats grass
65. 2:11- But a dog can eat his own shit
66. 2:13- And you're that dog that eats with a lot of pleasure
67. 2:16- Can we quitely study now?
68. 2:17- What is a periodic table?
69. 2:18- Meghna said it started for her yesterday
70. 2:21- It is a chemistry question
71. 2:23- Tell me the chemical elements
72. 2:24- Zinc?
73. 2:26- Lead?
74. 2:28- Chlorine?
75. 2:29- Good
76. 2:30- Sodium?
77. 2:31- Na (no)
78. 2:31- Correct
79. 2:32- Oxygen?
80. 2:33- O
81. 2:33- Wow
82. 2:35- Hydrogen?
83. 2:36- Woww
84. 2:37- Mofo, why are you after chemistry, it's my weak area
85. 2:40- Okay, solve this
86. 2:41- Rajesh walked 25 meters to south
87. 2:44- Then he took a left and walked 35 meters
88. 2:47- Then he took a right and walked 40 meters
89. 2:49- And took a left and walked 25 meters
90. 2:51- Where is Rajesh now?
91. 2:53- Rajesh has lost or has Alzimers
92. 2:56- Mofo, he should take an auto. He is walking around
93. 2:59- You think this is a joke?
94. 3:00- Hey, relax
95. 3:01- One single piece of paper cannot decide our future
96. 3:04- But on result day, our parents can easily break out buttcheeks
97. 3:08- I am scared
98. 3:09- If I don't score well then...
99. 3:11- What is this?
100. 3:12- Just 60%?
101. 3:13- I used to get 55% in my days
102. 3:16- Dad only 5 kids have got 80 plus
103. 3:17- Rest all of them are falling around 60%
104. 3:19- So if everyone jumps in the well, will you jump too?
105. 3:21- Is it too deep?
106. 3:22- Shut up
107. 3:23- 40% less in 100
108. 3:24- So turn off the wifi for 40 days
109. 3:26- Put your phone on fire
110. 3:28- From now on no going to the market
111. 3:29- No roaming around on the skooty
112. 3:30- No taking a bath for more that 15 minutes
113. 3:32- No entering the house after 7 PM
114. 3:34- No burger, pizza
115. 3:35- No drinking water
116. 3:36- No breathing
117. 3:39- No
118. 3:40- Have to get good marks
119. 3:42- Lets start studying
120. 3:43- Lets study english
121. 3:44- Who studies english?
122. 3:45- The off that we get for english
123. 3:47- People study other subjects in that
124. 3:48- Hey, the overall percentage also falls because of this
125. 3:51- That is why everyone keeps counting best of four, best of four
126. 3:53- And I don't know mofo
127. 3:54- What these CBSE people smoke before checking the paper
128. 3:57- Those who can't even speak English properly, also get 90
129. 3:59- You remember our senior Banku?
130. 4:01- Yes
131. 4:01- He would spell video as V-E-D-I-O
132. 4:04- I asked him, mofo, do you believe you got 90 in English?
133. 4:07- He said, " I didn't knew"
134. 4:09- I understood, mofo, its a scam
135. 4:10- Let's study history
136. 4:11- Mohenjo Daro belonged to which civilization
137. 4:14- Harappa
138. 4:19- Your history is strong
139. 4:21- Bro has taught me, mofo
140. 4:22- You know history?
141. 4:24- My grandfather loved vagina
142. 4:26- While shouting "Simon go back"
143. 4:28- My grandfather was standing in the front
144. 4:31- What are you saying?
145. 4:32- The Britisher's wives went crazy for his voice
146. 4:35- That is why he has 5-5 grandmothers
147. 4:37- As in ?
148. 4:38- Simon went back but hymen stayed
149. 4:42- Hey, Bhuvan, child
150. 4:43- You have Mr. Rafi's (singer) songs on your phone, right?
151. 4:45- Please connect them to this bluetooth
152. 4:47- I will sit and listen to them and pass my time too
153. 4:50- Dad, my phone is off right now.
154. 4:51- People don't let me study
155. 4:52- Ok,ok
156. 4:52- Dumbhead child, do you have it?
157. 4:54- Yes, uncle
158. 4:55- Yeah
159. 4:58- Hey, Panda got married
160. 5:00- What?
161. 5:00- Mofo confectioner has such a bread like beautiful wife
162. 5:03- Now he won't take time in making that bread, a sandwich
163. 5:08- I'll pee and come
164. 5:09- Okay, okay , let's study
165. 5:10- Explain the growth of nationalism in Europe in 1830s
166. 5:13- Well Europe is a continent
167. 5:26- Nobody
168. 5:28- Nobody
169. 5:30- Does it better
170. 5:30- He he he
171. 5:31- What are you listening to dad?
172. 5:32- I don't know some guy and a girl are talking
173. 5:34- Seems like a new song
174. 5:37- oh ho ho
175. 5:38- The girl has called a plumber
176. 5:40- Seems like the poor girl's tap isn't working
177. 5:42- Call Sameer, his bluetooth is connected
178. 5:44- My phone is switched off, you switch on your phone
179. 5:45- She is coughing
180. 5:47- I think they are choking her
181. 5:48- What kind of a song is this?
182. 5:49- Choking her, choking her
183. 5:50- Hey, stop human (song)
184. 5:53- Hey, stop human (song)
185. 5:56- That assholes will be fucke..
186. 6:02- Now the song will start
187. 6:03- The girl said let's try Anil
188. 6:05- It must be Anil Kapoor's song
189. 6:07- SAMEEERRRRR
190. 6:08- Oh god
191. 6:10- If dad had heard them doing Anil
192. 6:12- Then I would have gone to La La Land
193. 6:14- Just a small request
194. 6:16- If possible, please collapse the examination center's building within a night
195. 6:19- Leak the question paper
196. 6:20- Make the invigilator sick
197. 6:22If not then just postpone the exam itself
198. 6:24- But what's the point
199. 6:26- Syllabus won't finish then too